Speaker 1: It's Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, what can you make the volume louder? Because
Speaker 2: I notice that I have to make my volume like
Speaker 2: all the way up to like thirty five forty.
Speaker 1: All we have to do is just yo, you.
Speaker 2: Can't turn the volume up louder on the mics.
Speaker 1: I can after in post production. We'll do that, Andrew.
Speaker 1: So hopefully you're hearing this at the perfect volume because
Speaker 1: I fixed it after we talk.
Speaker 2: So are we starting over?
Speaker 1: Nope, that's all in. Okay, it's Serial Killers episode nine.
Speaker 1: Thank you for letting us get this far. I'm Scottie B.
Speaker 2: And I'm Andrew, and today is.
Speaker 1: We were going to do a special peanut butter explosion
Speaker 1: Today's day because one of our Twitter followers, Christina, suggested
Speaker 1: that we do all peanut butter.
Speaker 2: I love peanut butter.
Speaker 1: So I have six peanut butter cereals. Oh God, can
Speaker 1: we do six? Or do we break it up?
Speaker 2: Or I'm going to make an executive decision. Okay, we
Speaker 2: are doing a two part episode. Okay, so here's what
Speaker 2: we'll do. Because I have two cereals that are just
Speaker 2: peanut butter. Yeah, and then I have four other cereals
Speaker 2: that are chocolate peanut butter.
Speaker 1: So let's let's do it that way.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Do you want now, do you want to start with
Speaker 1: the chocolate peanut butter or do you want this episode
Speaker 1: to be strict peanut butter.
Speaker 2: I say, we give our listeners what they want. Let
Speaker 2: us do a quick episode and then episode ten. You're
Speaker 2: getting four different cereals done.
Speaker 1: All right, So this is going to be the peanut
Speaker 1: butter only episode. And for this episode, we have you
Speaker 1: ready for this? Yes, of course, I'm.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I know that we've already done a cap'n Crunch a
Speaker 1: few back, but there aren't there actually aren't that many
Speaker 1: only peanut butter cereals. Okay, So when I was at
Speaker 1: the store looking, I had a box of Coshee peanut
Speaker 1: butter in my hand. I'm like, oh dude, I'm not
Speaker 1: eating Kashi. No, that's nobody that listens to this wants cashi.
Speaker 2: I feel like we got to do a healthy cereal
Speaker 2: day too.
Speaker 1: Well, we will, when they make one, we'll do it.
Speaker 1: Goshi isn't healthy, No, it is, but that's not one
Speaker 1: that I'm in. That's cardboard. I'm not eating.
Speaker 2: Cashy Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I might maybe one day if they make like chocolate
Speaker 1: overload Kashi. Maybe I'll have that so.
Speaker 2: When it becomes unhealthy Kashi, that's I'm gonna buy Kashi. Yes,
Speaker 2: it also, how many times can we say that in
Speaker 2: a sentence? Kashi Kashi Kashi? Okay, okay, thanks, thanks for
Speaker 2: supporting me on that one, Scott, really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, buddy, co host, my friend. All right, so anyway
Speaker 1: here we're gonna do cap'n Crunch peanut butter crunch.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, this is one of This is
Speaker 2: an all time favorite cereal for me. I love cap'n
Speaker 2: Crunches peanut butter crunch.
Speaker 1: Can you read that to me?
Speaker 2: Oh? Can you turn read that? Read that? Give oh god,
Speaker 2: read it. It sounds like a scento. What does it say,
Speaker 2: give me that peanut butter crunch? Yes, that's my capt'n voice.
Speaker 1: Well, well, actually the capt'n voice has changed many times
Speaker 1: over the years. You know, because a bunch of capt'ns
Speaker 1: have died. So why would you say that, Well, because
Speaker 1: they just have.
Speaker 2: You got morbid on this podcast, Scott.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, I did a little bit of
Speaker 1: research and cap'n Crunches peanut butter Crunch first came on
Speaker 1: the market in nineteen sixty nine. Wow, I didn't know
Speaker 1: that it was that old. I really didn't. It's been
Speaker 1: around for quite some time. And what I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: is I have this commercial from nineteen seventy eight. It's
Speaker 1: the oldest commercial I could find, and you could hear
Speaker 1: the capt'n voice and this is like, well here, you
Speaker 1: might recognize the voice on like Saturday Morning cartoons, okay,
Speaker 1: from back in the day.
Speaker 3: I mean, you need a balanced breakfast every morning, and
Speaker 3: cap'n Crunches peanut butter cereal can be a part of it.
Speaker 3: Whenever there's peanut butter cereal, proably always comes a run.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I wish you'd come a watchers now.
Speaker 4: From cap'n Crunch Magic Tricks. These are around four magic
Speaker 4: tricks in all, a funny fishing hook, a nail, a screw,
Speaker 4: and a safety pin. You can fool your friends with
Speaker 4: magic tricks, two in each specially mark box of cap'n
Speaker 4: Crunch cereal.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now, first of all, there's no cool toys in
Speaker 1: cap'n Crunch anymore.
Speaker 2: No, they don't do toys anymore at all.
Speaker 1: Right, And did you see in the YouTube video that
Speaker 1: I was playing right there. It's like this screw goes
Speaker 1: through the fingers. It's one of those dumb magic tricks
Speaker 1: with a safety pin through your arm.
Speaker 2: What was going on in the seventies that they're like
Speaker 2: fool your family into thinking you got like bodily harm.
Speaker 1: Yes, well that was fun for us kids back then,
Speaker 1: and then now there was an updated nineties version. Well
Speaker 1: for you heard Smedley the Elephant, right, Smedley the peanut
Speaker 1: butter elephant. He was he was all you know, because
Speaker 1: elephants like peanuts. So Smedley was the mascot for Captain
Speaker 1: Crunched peanut Butter back in the day.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, I feel like cereal was an
Speaker 2: art form. Back then, they came up with a universe
Speaker 2: that this person lived in. Nowadays they're like, he's a capin,
Speaker 2: he has berries and.
Speaker 1: He drives a ship. Us a ship. Well wait, so,
Speaker 1: so in the nineties there was a bird that hold.
Speaker 2: On the peanut butter magically filled with my peanut butter crunch. Cereal.
Speaker 2: That's sweet, tasty peanut butter crunch is gonna be ours.
Speaker 4: What soggies they're taking the peanut butter crunch.
Speaker 2: Bert Crunch.
Speaker 1: You wasted, no guys ling dum.
Speaker 2: Peanut butter crunch is a yummy barn of a breakfast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say it like it sounds like the
Speaker 2: cap'in has been doing heroin? Why is the cap'n speedballing
Speaker 2: and then being like mustyrill.
Speaker 1: Well, these commercials used to be stories. They were like
Speaker 1: little cartoons when we were kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, it was a whole adventure and it was thirty
Speaker 1: seconds there of the saggy is trying to steal the
Speaker 1: cap'n Crunch peanut butter. Anyway, you know what, less talking,
Speaker 1: more crunching.
Speaker 2: Oh God, shut your mouth, Scot.
Speaker 1: Can we do hashtag?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: More crunching, more crunching? All right?
Speaker 2: So I feel like we're adding a hashtag double crunch
Speaker 2: because it's a two part episode. Do you like what
Speaker 2: I did there?
Speaker 1: I did smell.
Speaker 2: I love peanut butter crunch is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not that's natural peanut butter. Hold on,
Speaker 1: it is, Yes, it absolutely is. That is naturally flavored.
Speaker 1: I think. Okay, I don't know. There's a joint peanut
Speaker 1: butter on the front. It must be natural, right, all right?
Speaker 2: They don't do okay, so like they don't do toys
Speaker 2: in any cereals anymore.
Speaker 1: Every once in a while you'll get some cereal that
Speaker 1: has a toy, but they're not extravagant like they used
Speaker 1: to be. It's like, you know, it's like a little
Speaker 1: squirt ball or something like that that is worth like
Speaker 1: ten cents or not even a right.
Speaker 2: They got it from Oriental Trading Company. They ordered too many,
Speaker 2: and we're like, oh, we could just put these in
Speaker 2: cereal boxes.
Speaker 1: Call it a day, all right. So now it's one
Speaker 1: percent milk today, Just so you know, I think we're
Speaker 1: gonna that's gonna be our new standard is one percent milk.
Speaker 1: What are you doing there?
Speaker 2: I just really love them, so I was gonna preview it.
Speaker 1: You're about to pick one out without any milk, right, go.
Speaker 2: Ahead, go ahead, thank you?
Speaker 3: Hmm.
Speaker 2: One of my faves.
Speaker 1: You ready? Oh yeah, one I have. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if I've ever had this cereal before in
Speaker 1: my life. It's entirely possible that I've never tried this before.
Speaker 1: How I don't know, because there's thousands of cereals, I
Speaker 1: just may never have had this one.
Speaker 2: This is one of the best cereals of all time.
Speaker 2: This appears to me like the milk is so good
Speaker 2: afterwards too. On this one, it.
Speaker 1: Looks like the Reese's Puff cereal, which will be coming
Speaker 1: up in the next episode, but without chocolate.
Speaker 2: Spoiler.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: M wow, right, not really qunchy and the creamy peanut
Speaker 2: butter makeship.
Speaker 1: I can't believe how qunchy that is.
Speaker 2: It's perfect. And this is another cereal that if you
Speaker 2: leave it in the milk gets a little soggier.
Speaker 1: But there's still the crunch element to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: That's what. That's it.
Speaker 1: This is good.
Speaker 2: I told you this gets four bowls and a spoon
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're going already yep.
Speaker 2: Is it as good as Lucky Charms? No? But does
Speaker 2: it stand on my pantheon of cereals? I'm sorry what
Speaker 2: the pantheon of cereals?
Speaker 1: Like a totem pole with cereals on it?
Speaker 2: You know what, We'll just go with that. So good.
Speaker 3: I really like it.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that Smedley. I O doht know. There's an
Speaker 1: elephant on the back of the box in a bathing suit.
Speaker 2: I wonder if like the Why is there.
Speaker 1: A parking meter on the beach. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's one of those fine the crazy things that don't
Speaker 1: belong scenes.
Speaker 2: No, it's literally just a vulture sitting on a parking meter.
Speaker 1: But well, I'm I'm going I'm gonna do four balls
Speaker 1: on it. It's really good. Yeah, it's really good. So
Speaker 1: four bowls and a spoon from you and four balls
Speaker 1: from me.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, love it?
Speaker 1: I like that now.
Speaker 2: I also love that when we compare them, like, just
Speaker 2: how much cereal we eat? You eat the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I have a couple bites. I'm like, that was good.
Speaker 1: You're like, see my belly.
Speaker 2: You eat the whole thing. I taste it. You're like, oh,
Speaker 2: in order to taste it, I need to eat the
Speaker 2: whole thing.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm genuinely enjoying it. However, you know, we just
Speaker 1: do cups because you won't allow balls. If we did balls,
Speaker 1: I probably eat the whole ball.
Speaker 2: So you'd be eating four six bowls of cereal today.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Listen, I understand that this is a cereal podcast, but
Speaker 2: maybe your health should come first.
Speaker 1: No, our listeners come first, my friend.
Speaker 2: Okay, is that what you're gonna say when you're six
Speaker 2: hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Like, no, now this cereal. Ronaldo actually pointed this out.
Speaker 1: I think he's in California, big fan of the podcast.
Speaker 1: I've seen this in stores. Post somehow has gotten like
Speaker 1: the rights to all these different like this is this Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is Nutter Butter cereals.
Speaker 2: I love Nuter Butter.
Speaker 1: So they have Oreo Cereal, they have the They have
Speaker 1: the a Nillaway for Cereal, which I'm a little frightened
Speaker 1: about because it's banana with marshmallows in it. We might
Speaker 1: go there, we might not. Some people have asked us too.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I can do.
Speaker 2: It, you know how I feel about banana cereals.
Speaker 1: But so Post is licensing all these brands and they're
Speaker 1: making cereals at them. They have a host of cereal
Speaker 1: now with powdered doughnuts and honey buns too, which we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to do. How could we not.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever had a honey bun.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, it's been quite a lot. Sometimes they call
Speaker 1: them bear claws, I mean back in the day. I
Speaker 1: think I don't eat those anymore, but we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to try anyway. Post is like they're running the gamut
Speaker 1: with all these these licensing deals. Even I think Sour
Speaker 1: Patch Kids is them. Also. I'm sorry, but someone, a
Speaker 1: bunch of people reached out and we have to do them.
Speaker 2: Why would I want a sour cereal?
Speaker 1: I don't, but we're gonna have to try it just
Speaker 1: because it's there.
Speaker 2: Milk and sour those are two things that I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm getting nase just thinking about it.
Speaker 1: All Right, So this is Nutter Butter. You like Nutter
Speaker 1: Butter cookies?
Speaker 2: I do, but I feel like this is gonna be overpoweringly.
Speaker 1: I don't know they're shaped, but I hope they're not
Speaker 1: like the cookies. I really don't want cookies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a little worried about this one. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Please don't lie. There's some good No it don't love
Speaker 1: that face. They smell like delicious peanut butter.
Speaker 2: If your peanut butter smells like sawdust, what are you
Speaker 2: talking about that? It does not smell like peanut butter.
Speaker 2: It does.
Speaker 1: It smells like a Nutter Butter cookie. And it says
Speaker 1: made with real peanut butter.
Speaker 2: That smells like it's right off, like a factory assembling line.
Speaker 2: I am not enjoying the smell.
Speaker 1: I think that they're supposed to look like peanuts, but
Speaker 1: they do look like fish, right.
Speaker 2: They look like mutasa peanuts.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, it looks like.
Speaker 2: The peanut actually asked for mercy to be killed. And no,
Speaker 2: get in the box.
Speaker 1: You're already like, poop it all over this. I I
Speaker 1: think I'm about it. Let's see, I was.
Speaker 2: This way too last week with the frosted lucky charms,
Speaker 2: I think, or one of them, and then I roasted
Speaker 2: oh fruity, I think, yeah, I'm surprised with that one, right,
Speaker 2: because of the marshmallows.
Speaker 1: All right, we can use our same spoons, right, I
Speaker 1: don't want any of the you know, earthy people yelling
Speaker 1: at us. Who the earthy people?
Speaker 2: Who's the earthy plastic? Well, okay, those.
Speaker 1: People, I love you people, but I'm still gonna use
Speaker 1: a plastic.
Speaker 2: We use paper cups, so that's our compromise.
Speaker 1: But it's coated with plastic. Okay, So here's yours, nutter
Speaker 1: butter cereal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it smells terrible.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: It has an overpowering smell and.
Speaker 1: I can't different noses, different people. Let's take a bite.
Speaker 1: You ready, Okay, not a freaking nutter buttered cookie. What
Speaker 1: that is? Yeah, there's just cookies for breakfast.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I do this this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just tastes like I'm eating. Okay, So if
Speaker 2: I can make a comparison, and maybe this is just
Speaker 2: my personal preference, the cappin crunched peanut butter tastes like
Speaker 2: crunchy peanut butter. The Nutter butter cereal tastes like.
Speaker 1: Smooth yes, creamy yes.
Speaker 2: And I am a crunchy peanut butter fan, so I
Speaker 2: am not a fan of this one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what. The Nutter butter cereal tastes like.
Speaker 1: It tastes like you're just sucking the cream out of
Speaker 1: the middle of a nutter butter.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I freakin' love it.
Speaker 2: That's a personal preference for you that it's delicious. I'm
Speaker 2: going to give this two bowls. Wow, I'm not a
Speaker 2: fan for for.
Speaker 1: A peanut butter. If you are a peanut butter lover, see,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. I like peanut butter, I don't love it.
Speaker 1: If I love peanut butter, this would get a way
Speaker 1: higher rating. But I'm I'm going to give it four bowls.
Speaker 2: You really cut your mouth.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. This is really good. I like the
Speaker 1: cream from cookies, and that's I can't stop eating this.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's good for you.
Speaker 1: Then, hey, you know what, that's why there's two different opinions.
Speaker 2: That's why our chemistry is dynamic on this podcast.
Speaker 1: That's right, everybody, So I'm happy with both of them.
Speaker 2: No, it's Captain all the way. He is the Captain
Speaker 2: America of my serial Avengers.
Speaker 1: Guess what what Captain Crench Peanut Butter goes to three
Speaker 1: bowls in a spoon For me, I'm dropping it a
Speaker 1: spoon because I like this one way better.
Speaker 2: If I could drop kick you right now, I will see.
Speaker 1: I can't stop eating this. It's really good.
Speaker 2: You need help, I do. I am not a fan
Speaker 2: of this cereal and listen, it's good. But it's like,
Speaker 2: just eat a cookie. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1: I don't eat cookies.
Speaker 4: You do.
Speaker 1: That's a whole other podcast, folks.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll tease it and then do it an episode ten.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're at fourteen minutes already. We gotta
Speaker 1: go where do we go? And we have to go
Speaker 1: do the next one. It's too long. People don't want
Speaker 1: to listen this long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh look, oh sorry, you have the attention span
Speaker 2: of a goldfish. Yeah wait what what?
Speaker 1: See? All right? Well, thank you for listening to episode nine,
Speaker 1: Yeah of serial Killers. The next one is ten.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: We've done ten episodes.
Speaker 2: Next, I'm gonna I'm just gonna say it. The next episode.
Speaker 2: It's not ten, it's episode X.
Speaker 1: No, I like ten. No, it's episode I'm not calling
Speaker 1: that phone and X. It's a ten X. Okay, we
Speaker 1: have to go. I'm gonna go cleanse my palate and
Speaker 1: more peanut butter coming up next. Thank you for listening
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Speaker 2: Andrew Pug.
Speaker 1: And I'm Ze Scotty B. So thank you much. We'll
Speaker 1: see you in a bit. And until then, Crouch said
Speaker 1: the captain.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I hate this