Speaker 1: Check it out. I got a haircut when a couple
Speaker 1: hours ago.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it looks great. Oh you honestly took off
Speaker 2: your jacket.
Speaker 1: That's all anxion. Happy New Year, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Happy New Year, Scott. Okay, can we go back for
Speaker 2: a second.
Speaker 1: It's a new year.
Speaker 2: It is not a new year. It is December sixteenth.
Speaker 1: Scott, stop it. It's twenty twenty one. Today's January fourth,
Speaker 1: twenty two.
Speaker 2: I just want I'm cutting you off. Scott literally thinks
Speaker 2: that people will notice that we don't record all of
Speaker 2: these on YouTube at the same time and also bulk record,
Speaker 2: so he takes off small items of his clothes if
Speaker 2: we do like three episodes in a row. So if
Speaker 2: you go back to the last episode, Scott's wearing a jacket.
Speaker 2: Scott took off that jacket for this episode to try
Speaker 2: and fool you. It's sad, it's desperate, but this is
Speaker 2: his life.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about, Andrew?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the crazy one. I'm the one. Peace Oh
Speaker 2: my people on Cereal.
Speaker 1: Win the young name. When you hand a jam oh
Speaker 1: man e cereal, you look confused. What's the matter?
Speaker 2: Oh? Nothing, I found the other one.
Speaker 1: This is Serial Killers episode one sixty. Welcome aboard, Yeah,
Speaker 1: welcome aboard.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you say it like that, like
Speaker 2: a cruise.
Speaker 1: Ship, because they're they're hopping on board with us.
Speaker 2: They're hopping on board with us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 2: No, oh my god, here we go again. You are
Speaker 2: so oh my god.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Jesus protect me.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a new year, and it's the same old
Speaker 1: serial killers back and forth with Scotty being Andrew. You sick, No,
Speaker 1: you suck, No, you suck, no, you suck. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: show's over.
Speaker 2: That's what you've boiled this down to.
Speaker 1: Pretty much.
Speaker 2: Do you realize maybe it's through your pasth remarks that
Speaker 2: sets me off, Like you're oh gosh, wow, you're really
Speaker 2: uh white? Is not flattering on everyone. I'll say that.
Speaker 1: Much is your new year's resolution to get along better
Speaker 1: with your co host?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely, I guess I'll start with complimenting you. Okay,
Speaker 2: a round her face looks wonderful.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a compliment. No, it is all right, Andrew,
Speaker 1: if you would be so kind as to grab your bags, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have all my two's out. Take out your twos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one looks like it's Cheeto dusted.
Speaker 1: So let's start with that one because that's the brand
Speaker 1: news serial this week.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: Now, if you pay attention, Andrew, you can tell that
Speaker 1: those flakes are from what company? To stop smelling them?
Speaker 2: Oh, Cascadian Farm? Wrong, Nature Valley.
Speaker 1: Nature Valley does not have any cereals with flakes.
Speaker 2: We had one in the last episode that looks like this.
Speaker 1: That's right, just blame the COVID, Andrew, your memory's gone.
Speaker 1: It's nature's path organics.
Speaker 2: I actually want to shut my laptop off because all
Speaker 2: you could have said is you were close, it's nature's path,
Speaker 2: but instead you had to be like, eh no, they
Speaker 2: don't have a line of that cereal you donce. I
Speaker 2: hope that you go and punch yourself in the face
Speaker 2: because you're an idiot.
Speaker 1: Maybe punch you will do it for you?
Speaker 2: Who the guy from the The Hawaiian Punch Andrew that
Speaker 2: you conveniently last episode were like, yeah, he'll give you
Speaker 2: a Hawaiian punch. And then when I asked you what
Speaker 2: it was, you're like, yeah, it was in the commercial,
Speaker 2: as if like it's a common phrase, like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: give you a Hawaiian punch.
Speaker 1: Oh about a Hawaiian punch.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not a common phrase. It is not even
Speaker 2: close to being a common phrase.
Speaker 1: I can't see you anymore? Can you see me? Oh?
Speaker 2: Are you getting a phone call?
Speaker 1: My daughter's face timing?
Speaker 2: Wow, So you.
Speaker 1: Care more about your family than you do about the
Speaker 1: podcast recording something? What's up? Hurry? Look, yes, we're recording
Speaker 1: serial killers right now. I know it's snowing. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll call you back. Love you, three balls, three, three
Speaker 1: balls for the hair. Okay, so you.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, you there, yep, I'm here, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Here we go. This is nature's path. You were
Speaker 1: kind of correct, Andrew. And it's new and it's purple.
Speaker 1: What are you looking at?
Speaker 2: Nope, just was looking at my phone.
Speaker 1: It's purple, a kiple or as my daughter actually a sie.
Speaker 1: But that's right, that's what I meant. I'm sorry, brain fart.
Speaker 1: My daughter actually calls it a cocky or which he
Speaker 1: was little.
Speaker 2: But I know it looks like I know it's a
Speaker 2: This is going to be so gross. I hate a
Speaker 2: SI bowl, a s I E bowls. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't get what they are. And they keep popping
Speaker 2: up with me locations everywhere, and I just want to
Speaker 2: know who's funding all of these a SIE places.
Speaker 1: They're not bad. I gotta say. I go to sol
Speaker 1: Bowl every once in a while because actually makes me
Speaker 1: go and get her a freaking bowl. It's not terrible.
Speaker 1: It's basically just fruit on top of some frozen icy crap.
Speaker 2: So I don't like the icy crap because I also
Speaker 2: cannot bite into ice pops, like thinking about it, my like,
Speaker 2: I actually get goosebumps when I think about biting into
Speaker 2: an ice pop.
Speaker 1: What kind of milk you got there?
Speaker 2: Oh? Still fair life because it's still December sixteenth.
Speaker 1: It's another week older. I've got Creamo land one percent milk.
Speaker 2: Oh it didn't you have that in the last episode two?
Speaker 1: No, no, I get new milk every week.
Speaker 2: Of course. Are we good to eat?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 2: What's you think?
Speaker 1: The flakes are so crunchy. And this is the closest
Speaker 1: thing to Hawaiian punch cereal that I've ever tasted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll give you.
Speaker 2: I'll give you that. It's sweet, but it's not sweet.
Speaker 2: It's it's vague. It's a vague cereal.
Speaker 1: There are instructions on what to do with this cereal.
Speaker 1: Stop one, add your milk or dairy alternative, and crunch
Speaker 1: the super berry coated cereal. Step two, after eating, drink
Speaker 1: the delicious purple berry milk. Step three, enjoy.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not going to do any of that, but
Speaker 2: thank you Nature's belly.
Speaker 1: It's not Nature's valley. You can't path. It's Nature's path.
Speaker 1: Nature's path, nature Valley's granola bars. Man, you're a granola bar.
Speaker 1: I don't get that.
Speaker 2: It's snowing here.
Speaker 1: Okay, but not on January fourth.
Speaker 2: It's not Listen. If it is on January fourth, you're
Speaker 2: gonna real stupid.
Speaker 1: Is your milk purple?
Speaker 2: Mine's not. Mine's not either.
Speaker 1: I mean yours is purple because it's so expired. But
Speaker 1: it's supposed to turn purple.
Speaker 2: Milk turns purple when it expires.
Speaker 1: Yeah, almost bluish.
Speaker 2: What that's not true?
Speaker 1: Just pretty good for a healthy cereal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give this three bowls. Not terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it three bowls in a spoon. It's
Speaker 1: pretty good. You should try it. If you see it.
Speaker 1: I would agree they have them that though. It was
Speaker 1: like it's in the healthy section, you know, mm hmmmm. Hey,
Speaker 1: lots of new Cereals on the horizon, man, I know
Speaker 1: even talking about them. But there's another brand new and
Speaker 1: that I'm excited about that you won't care about and
Speaker 1: you'll say my throat is closing it. There's a new
Speaker 1: special K with whole blueberries. It's not just like coated crap.
Speaker 1: There's special K with actual blueberries thrown in that is
Speaker 1: coming out soon.
Speaker 2: I actually love blueberries, so I could deal with it.
Speaker 1: I'm still looking for the chocolate churo cinnamon toast crunch
Speaker 1: cereal that's out there somewhere. I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 2: I actually saw commercials for cinnamon Toa's Crunch churros.
Speaker 1: Yes, but we did that in like episode two. These
Speaker 1: are true, Oh, I know.
Speaker 2: It's just it's funny to watch commercials for cereal. It
Speaker 2: makes me feel like I'm a child again.
Speaker 1: It's funny. Also, there is a new crave cereal coming out,
Speaker 1: Cookie Dough Crave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I need that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's out. People have seen it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I need it like now.
Speaker 1: It's in the wild. But it's just not you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's not mainstream just yet.
Speaker 2: Okay. This is the next one I did it's like
Speaker 2: granola e oh really with some flakes in it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm very excited for this one. I saw it
Speaker 1: in the I don't want to say it's a health
Speaker 1: food store, it's a supermarket. Please don't pour yet. I
Speaker 1: mean you're gonna sog it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want socky granola. The crunch can be a
Speaker 2: little overwhelming.
Speaker 1: Well, do you remember a while I always have been
Speaker 1: saying that I wish there was a pistachio cereal. Oh yeah, right,
Speaker 1: so I found this in the granola section. So, yes,
Speaker 1: it's granola. But perhaps you've heard of this brand before.
Speaker 1: They make lots of different products. Brad's Organic. He makes
Speaker 1: peanut butter and all kinds of stuff. You make faces
Speaker 1: like you've never seen or heard this. You've definitely seen
Speaker 1: this brand, but just have passed it over. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's organic granola Island pistachio. Now. I don't like the
Speaker 1: fact that there's a picture of a banana on it,
Speaker 1: because I do not like banana flavored things. However, the
Speaker 1: coconut and the pistachio just it sold me. Even though
Speaker 1: this was about nine dollars this bag. Oh wow, By
Speaker 1: the way, I'll need you to be transferring some of
Speaker 1: that PayPal money to me.
Speaker 2: You had the account on your phone. I don't know
Speaker 2: how many times I'm not going to get into the
Speaker 2: PayPal with you in this episode you blocked me. Okay,
Speaker 2: I remember you said you were going to use it
Speaker 2: to pay your bills.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, my cereal bills.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can leverage your house with
Speaker 2: cereal bills.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe if you'd get us some advertisers.
Speaker 1: Here we go, ready one time.
Speaker 2: So it's my fault again. Okay, cool, let's eat bread.
Speaker 1: I don't taste anything pistachio. I did get a little
Speaker 1: bit of a coconut. This is just regular, run of
Speaker 1: the mill granola, as far as I'm concerned, I don't
Speaker 1: taste anything special about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I keep thinking like, oh, maybe it's
Speaker 2: my sense and taste of smell. They're leaving again. No,
Speaker 2: but no, it's just bland.
Speaker 1: I don't even taste the banana that I don't want
Speaker 1: to taste. So I'm glad you don't taste that.
Speaker 2: This is just granola that's legit it.
Speaker 1: Ingredients organic oats, cane syrup, coconut oil, cane sugar, organic
Speaker 1: banana chips. Didn't taste any of those organic coconut chips.
Speaker 1: Few of those. I saw brown rice crisps. Organic pistachios.
Speaker 1: I don't see any pistachios in here. Nothing.
Speaker 2: No, I actually.
Speaker 1: There's whole pistachios in here. I just didn't get one
Speaker 1: in this bowl.
Speaker 2: Oh and I didn't get one in my bag.
Speaker 1: There's probably four pistachios. It's an entire bag.
Speaker 2: I liked it a lot, but it's a false advertisement.
Speaker 1: False advertising whatever it's that.
Speaker 2: So because of that, I'm gonna give it three balls
Speaker 2: in the spoon if you see it. Don't go and
Speaker 2: expect in pistachios, banana and coconut. That's what I like.
Speaker 1: Here's a banana chip. I'm glad I didn't get it
Speaker 1: because I don't like them, but I will.
Speaker 2: I want How do I didn't get a banana chob.
Speaker 2: I love banana.
Speaker 1: I wish I would have gotten a pistachio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't go into this cereal expecting like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: going to get to be transported to the islands, because
Speaker 2: I was thinking I was going to have an island
Speaker 2: vacation going on, and instead I feel like I woud
Speaker 2: up getting just a terrible, terrible vacation.
Speaker 1: Where's a terrible vacation? Andrew just curious?
Speaker 2: Let me think I was. I keep trying to name places,
Speaker 2: but then I'm like, what if somebody likes vacationing there?
Speaker 1: No, it's okay. I had a terrible vacation. What the
Speaker 1: hell was it?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 1: I don't remember either. Was it Portavarta? No, that was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Me and Darren and my friend Cubby. We went one
Speaker 1: time and we got there and it was advertised as
Speaker 1: a Hilton. It wasn't a Hilton, and it was just terrible.
Speaker 1: And they served us blooney for lunch, just like on
Speaker 1: a platter, not even bread, it was just boloney. Oh,
Speaker 1: all got sick. We had diarrhea. We threw up, and
Speaker 1: we we flew back to Miami and drove home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, from wherever you were.
Speaker 1: It was the Dominican Republic. That's where were. I don't
Speaker 1: remember which part, but we were. We were in the
Speaker 1: dr and this resort was awful. There were hookers in
Speaker 1: the parking lot.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry. You said you drove home. How did
Speaker 2: you drive back to the States from the Dominican Republic?
Speaker 1: You missed the part where I said, we flew to
Speaker 1: Miami and then drove home.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was horrendous. We left after a day and
Speaker 1: a half.
Speaker 2: Were you still having gash or intestin all the stress on.
Speaker 1: Your drive home? It was on the plane that was
Speaker 1: actually the first time I ever used a plane bathroom
Speaker 1: for that anyway, Well, I don't know. I'm going to
Speaker 1: give it two bowls in a spoon. It's good granola.
Speaker 1: It's just not really what it says it is because
Speaker 1: there's not enough of those things.
Speaker 2: Exactly false advertising. And so that's why I gave it
Speaker 2: a three balls in a spoon because it's good granola overall.
Speaker 2: How much did you give it three bowls in a spoon?
Speaker 1: You did?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I like the taste of it, Like I
Speaker 2: would actually buy that. It's just I wouldn't go into
Speaker 2: it thinking like, ooh tropical. I'd go into it thinking like, ooh, granola,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking, we really need
Speaker 1: to be back together because this is just not it's
Speaker 1: just not I don't like this at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, so by the time the next episode airs, we
Speaker 2: will be so far in the future that I will
Speaker 2: be able to come in after that.
Speaker 1: Now we all voted that you're not allowed here anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh okay. I wasn't there for that vote, so no
Speaker 2: you were.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, you would not have You're.
Speaker 2: Telling me scary who probably is tested for antibodies like
Speaker 2: several times and probably Oh.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't care. It was basically just me and
Speaker 1: Nate we said, I don't think Andrew can come back anymore. Okay,
Speaker 1: So let's move on to the next cereal. Do you
Speaker 1: see the o's there? Yeah, yes, well please take out
Speaker 1: bag number three Andrew with the two.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's out. It's already poured. If you were paying attention,
Speaker 2: you would know. I'm just waiting for you at this point.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, this is another cereal from our friends
Speaker 1: at Maltomeal. So that means it's a knockoff something. We've
Speaker 1: never had these before, Andrew, we had regular scooters.
Speaker 2: I love scooters. Yeah, I love scooters so much.
Speaker 1: You did. Scooters are the fake ceios.
Speaker 2: These are frosted scooters.
Speaker 1: They're not. These are honey nut scooters and the biggest
Speaker 1: possible bag I could ever freaking buy.
Speaker 2: I feel like Multimeal needs to like cut back a
Speaker 2: little bit, like we don't need bags this big.
Speaker 1: Well, they do sell the boxes in the Dollar store,
Speaker 1: but they're very hard to come by.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they really should just go back to boxes because
Speaker 2: you get so much cereal and who's really eating this
Speaker 2: much cereal?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean basically these are targeted to families, big families.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, but I feel like, within like a week,
Speaker 2: you must be like, ugh, no more scooters. It's like
Speaker 2: you sall have a month left to scooters to go.
Speaker 1: Here we go andrew honey nut scooters from maltomeal ready
Speaker 1: and go.
Speaker 2: Delicious, really good.
Speaker 1: They're a little sweet, not bad. They do not taste
Speaker 1: like honey nut cheios. I have to see that they don't.
Speaker 1: They're an animal all its own.
Speaker 2: Scooters are a different animal. They're a delicious same scooter
Speaker 2: taste that I love and enjoy. I give this four
Speaker 2: balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: I will give it three balls in a spoon. I'm
Speaker 1: not the biggest honey nut cheerio fan, even though this
Speaker 1: is not that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you don't like honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 1: No, they're okay, but they're not my go to. They're
Speaker 1: like the number one selling cereals in the country always
Speaker 1: you know that, right, really no idea, Honey, nut cereals
Speaker 1: is always consistently the number one. I said, cereals. I'm tired, man,
Speaker 1: I'm tired, I said, honey nut cereals. I'm just I'm tired. Tired.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean when you make us record at three
Speaker 2: o'clock on a Thursday or Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Sorry, what are you talking about. It's seven o'clock Monday morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, because now we're going to present that this
Speaker 2: is live.
Speaker 1: Okay, Scott, all right, well, much love to you, Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening to Serial Killers episode What is this
Speaker 1: one sixty? It's one sixty? Wow? We do have new
Speaker 1: episodes every Monday, right, yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, should be Mondays and Fridays. And then I was like, oh, Scott,
Speaker 2: we should go back to doing Fridays. And then Scott
Speaker 2: was like, nah, too much editing.
Speaker 1: Andy, Well, it's true, okay, all right, until we see
Speaker 1: you for episode one sixty one next Monday, where we
Speaker 1: will have I don't think a new cereal and.
Speaker 2: If you're watching this on YouTube, will Scotty take off
Speaker 2: his shirt next episode to try and pretend that this
Speaker 2: is not all for being recorded? In the same week.
Speaker 1: That's right, I'm going topless next episode.
Speaker 2: Not gonna lie for a second. Your arm and I
Speaker 2: know what you're gonna say. No, that had to be Andy.
Speaker 2: Shut up. Your arm looks like this one.
Speaker 1: This arm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it almost looks like you have like a tattoo
Speaker 2: up here. And I keep looking at it because I'm like,
Speaker 2: you doesn't have a tattoo. What is it if you
Speaker 2: hadn't If you had a tattoo, I feel like you'd
Speaker 2: get something funny, or you'd get something super serious, like
Speaker 2: it would be like a book and it would have
Speaker 2: like Amy and Ashley and Cooper's names on it.
Speaker 1: I probably just get a spoon.
Speaker 2: Oh so you go full Cereal?
Speaker 1: Well, I would get a spoon with their names on it.
Speaker 1: What a spoon. It's my love of cereal and my
Speaker 1: family together.
Speaker 2: What would it take for you to get a spoon tattoo?
Speaker 1: A lot of money.
Speaker 2: We're talking at least like five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Way more because you have it forever I knew I
Speaker 1: want like one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: One hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll have to by the end.
Speaker 2: Of this year. It's a new year, we're gonna make
Speaker 2: tons of money this year. You're going to be getting
Speaker 2: a spoon tattoo.
Speaker 1: Well, it would have to be somewhere that also, you
Speaker 1: can't really see.
Speaker 2: It lower back tattoo, yes, right.
Speaker 1: Above the ass crack. It's perfect. So when we're sunning
Speaker 1: on the beach in the Dominican Republic, you can check
Speaker 1: it out while you throw Baloney's circles at me. Listen,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you for listening to serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Please follow a serial Killer's PC on all social platforms,
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure by the time you hear this,
Speaker 1: Andrew will have updated serial killerspc dot com.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and make sure you like and subscribe the
Speaker 2: YouTube channel as well. The YouTube channel we update every
Speaker 2: Friday because Scott doesn't want us meaning against our audio
Speaker 2: ratings for same day. So every Friday you could find
Speaker 2: this episode of serial Killers, but in video form.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so boring.
Speaker 2: Why would you If people are listening to it, they
Speaker 2: say they like seeing our facial expressions, because there's sometimes
Speaker 2: little things that you say and then you know, I
Speaker 2: give you like a look that I feel like you
Speaker 2: can catch now and see how absurd I think some
Speaker 2: of the things that you say.
Speaker 1: Are I don't want to catch anything from you, so
Speaker 1: until we see you next Monday.
Speaker 2: Well that's rude.
Speaker 1: Well you said that I could catch You're rude.
Speaker 2: You're just rude.
Speaker 1: I love you, Andy, I'm only playing with you. You
Speaker 1: know that. You know that I love you like a brother.
Speaker 2: Uh huh what hmm?
Speaker 1: How's your alopecia?
Speaker 2: Well I shaved yesterday, so it's like noticeable.
Speaker 1: But all right, buddy, we'll see you next week. This
Speaker 1: is just all fluff and banter. Let's say crunch buddy.
Speaker 2: Crunch buddy?
Speaker 1: Do we say crunch already?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: We Okay, so it wasn't multiple crunches ready?
Speaker 2: One? Two? We did agree?
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't because then we have to start again. Okay,
Speaker 1: it cancels it out?
Speaker 2: Oh is it magic? Now? This is a magical podcast.
Speaker 1: This show is stupid. I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're having a midlife crisis.
Speaker 1: It's not fun when you're not here.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave. I'm going to patagony and restart my life.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start now.
Speaker 1: Pakathon now, pack of arm. Don't they spit at you?
Speaker 2: No? I thought that was camels.
Speaker 1: Lamas are kind of alpacas.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we're ending this episode. Also, your shirt came up.
Speaker 2: Oh god, not Lama loops.
Speaker 1: If you were here, I'd make you eat them.
Speaker 2: No, thank you, bye e