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<v Speaker 1>Check it out. I got a haircut when a couple

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<v Speaker 1>hours ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, it looks great. Oh you honestly took off

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<v Speaker 2>your jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all anxion. Happy New Year, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy New Year, Scott. Okay, can we go back for

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<v Speaker 2>a second.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a new year.

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<v Speaker 2>It is not a new year. It is December sixteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>Scott, stop it. It's twenty twenty one. Today's January fourth,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want I'm cutting you off. Scott literally thinks

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<v Speaker 2>that people will notice that we don't record all of

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<v Speaker 2>these on YouTube at the same time and also bulk record,

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<v Speaker 2>so he takes off small items of his clothes if

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<v Speaker 2>we do like three episodes in a row. So if

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<v Speaker 2>you go back to the last episode, Scott's wearing a jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>Scott took off that jacket for this episode to try

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<v Speaker 2>and fool you. It's sad, it's desperate, but this is

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<v Speaker 2>his life.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about, Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm the crazy one. I'm the one. Peace Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my people on Cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Win the young name. When you hand a jam oh

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<v Speaker 1>man e cereal, you look confused. What's the matter?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Nothing, I found the other one.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Serial Killers episode one sixty. Welcome aboard, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome aboard.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why you say it like that, like

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<v Speaker 2>a cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>Ship, because they're they're hopping on board with us.

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<v Speaker 2>They're hopping on board with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't want to do this anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>No, oh my god, here we go again. You are

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<v Speaker 2>so oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus protect me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's a new year, and it's the same old

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<v Speaker 1>serial killers back and forth with Scotty being Andrew. You sick, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you suck, No, you suck, no, you suck. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>show's over.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you've boiled this down to.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty much.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you realize maybe it's through your pasth remarks that

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<v Speaker 2>sets me off, Like you're oh gosh, wow, you're really

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<v Speaker 2>uh white? Is not flattering on everyone. I'll say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Much is your new year's resolution to get along better

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<v Speaker 1>with your co host?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Absolutely, I guess I'll start with complimenting you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>a round her face looks wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's a compliment. No, it is all right, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>if you would be so kind as to grab your bags, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I have all my two's out. Take out your twos.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this one looks like it's Cheeto dusted.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's start with that one because that's the brand

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<v Speaker 1>news serial this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Great.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, if you pay attention, Andrew, you can tell that

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<v Speaker 1>those flakes are from what company? To stop smelling them?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Cascadian Farm? Wrong, Nature Valley.

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<v Speaker 1>Nature Valley does not have any cereals with flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>We had one in the last episode that looks like this.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, just blame the COVID, Andrew, your memory's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nature's path organics.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually want to shut my laptop off because all

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<v Speaker 2>you could have said is you were close, it's nature's path,

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<v Speaker 2>but instead you had to be like, eh no, they

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<v Speaker 2>don't have a line of that cereal you donce. I

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<v Speaker 2>hope that you go and punch yourself in the face

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<v Speaker 2>because you're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe punch you will do it for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Who the guy from the The Hawaiian Punch Andrew that

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<v Speaker 2>you conveniently last episode were like, yeah, he'll give you

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<v Speaker 2>a Hawaiian punch. And then when I asked you what

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<v Speaker 2>it was, you're like, yeah, it was in the commercial,

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<v Speaker 2>as if like it's a common phrase, like I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>give you a Hawaiian punch.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh about a Hawaiian punch.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's not a common phrase. It is not even

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<v Speaker 2>close to being a common phrase.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't see you anymore? Can you see me? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you getting a phone call?

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter's face timing?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, So you.

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<v Speaker 1>Care more about your family than you do about the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast recording something? What's up? Hurry? Look, yes, we're recording

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<v Speaker 1>serial killers right now. I know it's snowing. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call you back. Love you, three balls, three, three

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<v Speaker 1>balls for the hair. Okay, so you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hi, you there, yep, I'm here, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Here we go. This is nature's path. You were

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<v Speaker 1>kind of correct, Andrew. And it's new and it's purple.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you looking at?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, just was looking at my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's purple, a kiple or as my daughter actually a sie.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's right, that's what I meant. I'm sorry, brain fart.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter actually calls it a cocky or which he

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<v Speaker 1>was little.

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<v Speaker 2>But I know it looks like I know it's a

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<v Speaker 2>This is going to be so gross. I hate a

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<v Speaker 2>SI bowl, a s I E bowls. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get what they are. And they keep popping

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<v Speaker 2>up with me locations everywhere, and I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>know who's funding all of these a SIE places.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not bad. I gotta say. I go to sol

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl every once in a while because actually makes me

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<v Speaker 1>go and get her a freaking bowl. It's not terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically just fruit on top of some frozen icy crap.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't like the icy crap because I also

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<v Speaker 2>cannot bite into ice pops, like thinking about it, my like,

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<v Speaker 2>I actually get goosebumps when I think about biting into

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<v Speaker 2>an ice pop.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of milk you got there?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Still fair life because it's still December sixteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's another week older. I've got Creamo land one percent milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it didn't you have that in the last episode two?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I get new milk every week.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course. Are we good to eat?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>What's you think?

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<v Speaker 1>The flakes are so crunchy. And this is the closest

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<v Speaker 1>thing to Hawaiian punch cereal that I've ever tasted. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you that. It's sweet, but it's not sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's vague. It's a vague cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>There are instructions on what to do with this cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop one, add your milk or dairy alternative, and crunch

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<v Speaker 1>the super berry coated cereal. Step two, after eating, drink

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<v Speaker 1>the delicious purple berry milk. Step three, enjoy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm not going to do any of that, but

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<v Speaker 2>thank you Nature's belly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Nature's valley. You can't path. It's Nature's path.

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<v Speaker 1>Nature's path, nature Valley's granola bars. Man, you're a granola bar.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's snowing here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but not on January fourth.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not Listen. If it is on January fourth, you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna real stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Is your milk purple?

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<v Speaker 2>Mine's not. Mine's not either.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean yours is purple because it's so expired. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's supposed to turn purple.

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<v Speaker 2>Milk turns purple when it expires.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, almost bluish.

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<v Speaker 2>What that's not true?

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<v Speaker 1>Just pretty good for a healthy cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I give this three bowls. Not terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give it three bowls in a spoon. It's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good. You should try it. If you see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I would agree they have them that though. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like it's in the healthy section, you know, mm hmmmm. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of new Cereals on the horizon, man, I know

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<v Speaker 1>even talking about them. But there's another brand new and

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm excited about that you won't care about and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll say my throat is closing it. There's a new

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<v Speaker 1>special K with whole blueberries. It's not just like coated crap.

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<v Speaker 1>There's special K with actual blueberries thrown in that is

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<v Speaker 1>coming out soon.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually love blueberries, so I could deal with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still looking for the chocolate churo cinnamon toast crunch

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<v Speaker 1>cereal that's out there somewhere. I haven't seen it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually saw commercials for cinnamon Toa's Crunch churros.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but we did that in like episode two. These

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<v Speaker 1>are true, Oh, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just it's funny to watch commercials for cereal. It

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<v Speaker 2>makes me feel like I'm a child again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny. Also, there is a new crave cereal coming out,

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<v Speaker 1>Cookie Dough Crave.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I need that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's out. People have seen it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I need it like now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in the wild. But it's just not you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's not mainstream just yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. This is the next one I did it's like

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<v Speaker 2>granola e oh really with some flakes in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm very excited for this one. I saw it

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<v Speaker 1>in the I don't want to say it's a health

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<v Speaker 1>food store, it's a supermarket. Please don't pour yet. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you're gonna sog it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want socky granola. The crunch can be a

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<v Speaker 2>little overwhelming.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, do you remember a while I always have been

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<v Speaker 1>saying that I wish there was a pistachio cereal. Oh yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so I found this in the granola section. So, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's granola. But perhaps you've heard of this brand before.

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<v Speaker 1>They make lots of different products. Brad's Organic. He makes

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<v Speaker 1>peanut butter and all kinds of stuff. You make faces

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<v Speaker 1>like you've never seen or heard this. You've definitely seen

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<v Speaker 1>this brand, but just have passed it over. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's organic granola Island pistachio. Now. I don't like the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that there's a picture of a banana on it,

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<v Speaker 1>because I do not like banana flavored things. However, the

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<v Speaker 1>coconut and the pistachio just it sold me. Even though

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<v Speaker 1>this was about nine dollars this bag. Oh wow, By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, I'll need you to be transferring some of

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<v Speaker 1>that PayPal money to me.

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<v Speaker 2>You had the account on your phone. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how many times I'm not going to get into the

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<v Speaker 2>PayPal with you in this episode you blocked me. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember you said you were going to use it

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<v Speaker 2>to pay your bills.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, my cereal bills.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you can leverage your house with

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<v Speaker 2>cereal bills.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe if you'd get us some advertisers.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, ready one time.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's my fault again. Okay, cool, let's eat bread.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't taste anything pistachio. I did get a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a coconut. This is just regular, run of

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<v Speaker 1>the mill granola, as far as I'm concerned, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>taste anything special about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then I keep thinking like, oh, maybe it's

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<v Speaker 2>my sense and taste of smell. They're leaving again. No,

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<v Speaker 2>but no, it's just bland.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even taste the banana that I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to taste. So I'm glad you don't taste that.

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<v Speaker 2>This is just granola that's legit it.

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<v Speaker 1>Ingredients organic oats, cane syrup, coconut oil, cane sugar, organic

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<v Speaker 1>banana chips. Didn't taste any of those organic coconut chips.

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<v Speaker 1>Few of those. I saw brown rice crisps. Organic pistachios.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see any pistachios in here. Nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I actually.

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<v Speaker 1>There's whole pistachios in here. I just didn't get one

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<v Speaker 1>in this bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and I didn't get one in my bag.

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<v Speaker 1>There's probably four pistachios. It's an entire bag.

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<v Speaker 2>I liked it a lot, but it's a false advertisement.

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<v Speaker 1>False advertising whatever it's that.

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<v Speaker 2>So because of that, I'm gonna give it three balls

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<v Speaker 2>in the spoon if you see it. Don't go and

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<v Speaker 2>expect in pistachios, banana and coconut. That's what I like.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a banana chip. I'm glad I didn't get it

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't like them, but I will.

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<v Speaker 2>I want How do I didn't get a banana chob.

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<v Speaker 2>I love banana.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I would have gotten a pistachio.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't go into this cereal expecting like, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to get to be transported to the islands, because

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking I was going to have an island

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<v Speaker 2>vacation going on, and instead I feel like I woud

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<v Speaker 2>up getting just a terrible, terrible vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's a terrible vacation? Andrew just curious?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me think I was. I keep trying to name places,

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<v Speaker 2>but then I'm like, what if somebody likes vacationing there?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's okay. I had a terrible vacation. What the

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<v Speaker 1>hell was it?

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<v Speaker 2>See?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember either. Was it Portavarta? No, that was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Me and Darren and my friend Cubby. We went one

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<v Speaker 1>time and we got there and it was advertised as

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<v Speaker 1>a Hilton. It wasn't a Hilton, and it was just terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>And they served us blooney for lunch, just like on

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<v Speaker 1>a platter, not even bread, it was just boloney. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>all got sick. We had diarrhea. We threw up, and

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<v Speaker 1>we we flew back to Miami and drove home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, from wherever you were.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the Dominican Republic. That's where were. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember which part, but we were. We were in the

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<v Speaker 1>dr and this resort was awful. There were hookers in

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<v Speaker 1>the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sorry. You said you drove home. How did

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<v Speaker 2>you drive back to the States from the Dominican Republic?

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<v Speaker 1>You missed the part where I said, we flew to

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<v Speaker 1>Miami and then drove home.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that is insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was horrendous. We left after a day and

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<v Speaker 1>a half.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you still having gash or intestin all the stress on.

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<v Speaker 1>Your drive home? It was on the plane that was

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<v Speaker 1>actually the first time I ever used a plane bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>for that anyway, Well, I don't know. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>give it two bowls in a spoon. It's good granola.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just not really what it says it is because

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<v Speaker 1>there's not enough of those things.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly false advertising. And so that's why I gave it

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<v Speaker 2>a three balls in a spoon because it's good granola overall.

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<v Speaker 2>How much did you give it three bowls in a spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>You did?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I like the taste of it, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>would actually buy that. It's just I wouldn't go into

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<v Speaker 2>it thinking like, ooh tropical. I'd go into it thinking like, ooh, granola,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking, we really need

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<v Speaker 1>to be back together because this is just not it's

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<v Speaker 1>just not I don't like this at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so by the time the next episode airs, we

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<v Speaker 2>will be so far in the future that I will

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<v Speaker 2>be able to come in after that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we all voted that you're not allowed here anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay. I wasn't there for that vote, so no

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<v Speaker 2>you were.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter, you would not have You're.

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<v Speaker 2>Telling me scary who probably is tested for antibodies like

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<v Speaker 2>several times and probably Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he doesn't care. It was basically just me and

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<v Speaker 1>Nate we said, I don't think Andrew can come back anymore. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So let's move on to the next cereal. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>see the o's there? Yeah, yes, well please take out

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<v Speaker 1>bag number three Andrew with the two.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's out. It's already poured. If you were paying attention,

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<v Speaker 2>you would know. I'm just waiting for you at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, this is another cereal from our friends

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<v Speaker 1>at Maltomeal. So that means it's a knockoff something. We've

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<v Speaker 1>never had these before, Andrew, we had regular scooters.

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<v Speaker 2>I love scooters. Yeah, I love scooters so much.

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<v Speaker 1>You did. Scooters are the fake ceios.

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<v Speaker 2>These are frosted scooters.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not. These are honey nut scooters and the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>possible bag I could ever freaking buy.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like Multimeal needs to like cut back a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit, like we don't need bags this big.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they do sell the boxes in the Dollar store,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're very hard to come by.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they really should just go back to boxes because

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<v Speaker 2>you get so much cereal and who's really eating this

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<v Speaker 2>much cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean basically these are targeted to families, big families.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, but I feel like, within like a week,

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<v Speaker 2>you must be like, ugh, no more scooters. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>you sall have a month left to scooters to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go andrew honey nut scooters from maltomeal ready

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<v Speaker 1>and go.

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<v Speaker 2>Delicious, really good.

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<v Speaker 1>They're a little sweet, not bad. They do not taste

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<v Speaker 1>like honey nut cheios. I have to see that they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>They're an animal all its own.

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<v Speaker 2>Scooters are a different animal. They're a delicious same scooter

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<v Speaker 2>taste that I love and enjoy. I give this four

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<v Speaker 2>balls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>I will give it three balls in a spoon. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not the biggest honey nut cheerio fan, even though this

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<v Speaker 1>is not that.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, you don't like honey nut cheerios.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're okay, but they're not my go to. They're

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<v Speaker 1>like the number one selling cereals in the country always

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<v Speaker 1>you know that, right, really no idea, Honey, nut cereals

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<v Speaker 1>is always consistently the number one. I said, cereals. I'm tired, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tired, I said, honey nut cereals. I'm just I'm tired. Tired.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean when you make us record at three

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock on a Thursday or Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, what are you talking about. It's seven o'clock Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, because now we're going to present that this

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<v Speaker 2>is live.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Scott, all right, well, much love to you, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for listening to Serial Killers episode What is this

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<v Speaker 1>one sixty? It's one sixty? Wow? We do have new

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<v Speaker 1>episodes every Monday, right, yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, should be Mondays and Fridays. And then I was like, oh, Scott,

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<v Speaker 2>we should go back to doing Fridays. And then Scott

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<v Speaker 2>was like, nah, too much editing.

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<v Speaker 1>Andy, Well, it's true, okay, all right, until we see

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<v Speaker 1>you for episode one sixty one next Monday, where we

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<v Speaker 1>will have I don't think a new cereal and.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're watching this on YouTube, will Scotty take off

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<v Speaker 2>his shirt next episode to try and pretend that this

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<v Speaker 2>is not all for being recorded? In the same week.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, I'm going topless next episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Not gonna lie for a second. Your arm and I

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<v Speaker 2>know what you're gonna say. No, that had to be Andy.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up. Your arm looks like this one.

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<v Speaker 1>This arm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it almost looks like you have like a tattoo

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<v Speaker 2>up here. And I keep looking at it because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you doesn't have a tattoo. What is it if you

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<v Speaker 2>hadn't If you had a tattoo, I feel like you'd

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<v Speaker 2>get something funny, or you'd get something super serious, like

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<v Speaker 2>it would be like a book and it would have

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<v Speaker 2>like Amy and Ashley and Cooper's names on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I probably just get a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you go full Cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I would get a spoon with their names on it.

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<v Speaker 1>What a spoon. It's my love of cereal and my

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<v Speaker 1>family together.

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<v Speaker 2>What would it take for you to get a spoon tattoo?

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of money.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking at least like five thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Way more because you have it forever I knew I

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<v Speaker 1>want like one hundred thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we'll have to by the end.

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<v Speaker 2>Of this year. It's a new year, we're gonna make

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<v Speaker 2>tons of money this year. You're going to be getting

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<v Speaker 2>a spoon tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it would have to be somewhere that also, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't really see.

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<v Speaker 2>It lower back tattoo, yes, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Above the ass crack. It's perfect. So when we're sunning

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<v Speaker 1>on the beach in the Dominican Republic, you can check

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<v Speaker 1>it out while you throw Baloney's circles at me. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta go. Thank you for listening to serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>Please follow a serial Killer's PC on all social platforms,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm pretty sure by the time you hear this,

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew will have updated serial killerspc dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, and make sure you like and subscribe the

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube channel as well. The YouTube channel we update every

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<v Speaker 2>Friday because Scott doesn't want us meaning against our audio

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<v Speaker 2>ratings for same day. So every Friday you could find

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<v Speaker 2>this episode of serial Killers, but in video form.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's so boring.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you If people are listening to it, they

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<v Speaker 2>say they like seeing our facial expressions, because there's sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>little things that you say and then you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>give you like a look that I feel like you

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<v Speaker 2>can catch now and see how absurd I think some

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<v Speaker 2>of the things that you say.

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<v Speaker 1>Are I don't want to catch anything from you, so

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<v Speaker 1>until we see you next Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's rude.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you said that I could catch You're rude.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just rude.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, Andy, I'm only playing with you. You

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<v Speaker 1>know that. You know that I love you like a brother.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh what hmm?

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<v Speaker 1>How's your alopecia?

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<v Speaker 2>Well I shaved yesterday, so it's like noticeable.

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<v Speaker 1>But all right, buddy, we'll see you next week. This

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<v Speaker 1>is just all fluff and banter. Let's say crunch buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Crunch buddy?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we say crunch already?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>We Okay, so it wasn't multiple crunches ready?

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<v Speaker 2>One? Two? We did agree?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't. You can't because then we have to start again. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it cancels it out?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is it magic? Now? This is a magical podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>This show is stupid. I don't want to do it anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you're having a midlife crisis.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not fun when you're not here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna leave. I'm going to patagony and restart my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna start now.

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<v Speaker 1>Pakathon now, pack of arm. Don't they spit at you?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I thought that was camels.

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<v Speaker 1>Lamas are kind of alpacas.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, we're ending this episode. Also, your shirt came up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, not Lama loops.

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<v Speaker 1>If you were here, I'd make you eat them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, thank you, bye e