WEBVTT - We Will Exterminate Your Rats Tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Garrett, what do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>So Carolyn wants to phone tap her husband Steve.

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<v Speaker 3>Now the couple have a rat problem in the house,

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<v Speaker 3>and Carolyn isn't as scared as Steve is. Right, So

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<v Speaker 3>Carolyn said, all right, I'll take care of the exterminator.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So she also figured that it would be a good

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<v Speaker 3>time to play a phone tap on her husband. So

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna call up Steve as the exterminator, saying, hey, a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little bit of a problem. No one wants to get

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<v Speaker 1>this call. All right, Here comes Garrett's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Closely, Yes, Steve, Hey, this is Jack White with the

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<v Speaker 3>extermination company.

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<v Speaker 1>I was hired by Carolyn.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, how you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to come back maybe tomorrow and finish

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<v Speaker 1>the job.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I would prefer that we didn't have to come

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<v Speaker 2>back tomorrow before you get it done today?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, I got I got three more jobs.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm already an hour behind because I didn't realize how

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<v Speaker 3>big this issue was. There's at least one one rat

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<v Speaker 3>that is pregnant that I will need another contraction just

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<v Speaker 3>to remove them from the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, if we can do anything, I trust me. The overtime,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it is for for her, I can't. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>deal with having to listen to her tonight. If she

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<v Speaker 2>has to sleep in a house full of rats. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>pay for your whole day. You have two more account

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<v Speaker 2>accounts to go to. I'll pay for those accounts. I

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<v Speaker 2>almost reschedule them for tomorrow. Please reschedule with them for tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, man, listen as much I feel your pain, trust me,

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I know clazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, she's crazy. She won't stay in the house. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>There's no possibility she could eat or bathe or sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>If you would please do this for me, please please, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir listen, I would love to and uh, you know

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<v Speaker 1>I feel your pain, but there's.

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<v Speaker 2>Please do it. I'm begging you.

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<v Speaker 1>To be If I have to do it for you,

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<v Speaker 1>then I got to do for everyone else.

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<v Speaker 2>Would Why would you come to the house and leave?

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<v Speaker 2>You know I'm finis Why would you come there and

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<v Speaker 2>not finish it?

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't expecting to walk into a country of rats.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost. I don't want to live in the wife and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to live in a country of rats.

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<v Speaker 4>How can you just lead? What kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>Business is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately, I can't listen. I got to get going. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to let you know, so so just finishing

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<v Speaker 1>my house? Well, no I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's just hold for the best that the

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<v Speaker 3>mother does not give birth tonight or else would be

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<v Speaker 3>in a whole situation.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna We're not going to a house like that,

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<v Speaker 4>are you there, Carolyn? He is so unbelievably scared at

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<v Speaker 4>you're You're not the one that's scared, right, No, he's

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<v Speaker 4>such a baby about this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll call him back from the radio station right now,

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<v Speaker 3>and you do all the talk and I'll just sit back.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Okay, Hello, that's wrong. The termin exterminator guy's

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<v Speaker 2>just there. He said he's not gonna be able to

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<v Speaker 2>finish the job. And our house is filled with pregnant rats.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, did he say that he was going to

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<v Speaker 4>be back.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter, you're gonna be back. He said, he

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<v Speaker 2>good back in the morning. I wanted to be back

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<v Speaker 2>in two minutes. Out of the end inside and cleaning

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<v Speaker 2>out at home.

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<v Speaker 4>He's going to be back tomorrow. It's it's not a

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<v Speaker 4>big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>We can say, it's a big deal. It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>ten pregnant rats. We come back in tomorrow to be

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<v Speaker 2>what are you what you mind? Are you what you mind?

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<v Speaker 4>It's going to be okay? I mean tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's not okay right now? Do you understand besides

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<v Speaker 2>the mice.

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<v Speaker 4>That we have a primate rot in my house?

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<v Speaker 2>I want it out. I wanted out to. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>just say, oh, I'm not gonna kill the mom.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna kill a mom to be. I'm gonna kill

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<v Speaker 4>a mom. I'm gonna kill a dad.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna kill kid.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna kill everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>I want them gone. Please, I'm at work. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>be acting like this. I'm I'm gonna have a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have a stroke. My eyes is about to

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<v Speaker 2>shoot out of my head. Please make a phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell him where the money is?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you afraid of the knife?

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<v Speaker 2>You remember the night Maris when we first started dating.

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<v Speaker 2>I break up and say it pouring in through the windows.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember me standing up on a bed with

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<v Speaker 2>cold slim talking about the.

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<v Speaker 4>Rats party harmless? They're so cute. It's like Mickey a mini.

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<v Speaker 4>Now there's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Being shooting about it. Nobody's taking care of the situation. Hey, Steve, Steve, Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Mine's garrette moves during in the morning show and she

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<v Speaker 3>just got.

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