Speaker 1: Start Data Star Up Brooklyn. By star Up Brooklyn buys data,
Speaker 1: they're making noise Data Up Episode two oh six, the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast. That's us and we'll make we say
Speaker 1: we with we we're making noise. What do you mean
Speaker 1: by making noise? What kind of noises do we really make? Well,
Speaker 1: we're loud, but I think we also make noise in
Speaker 1: the in the world. We are changing people's lives when
Speaker 1: it comes to grammar, when it comes to customer service,
Speaker 1: when it comes to drive through fast food restaurants. Are
Speaker 1: we making noise? Are we? Are we shake? Rattling and rolling?
Speaker 1: We are shaking the foundations of American society are wet
Speaker 1: m We are not you two oh, we just didn't
Speaker 1: think about YouTube by the coming up in our voicemail
Speaker 1: segment later on, how do I sound, by the way,
Speaker 1: like you're in a bathroom. I was about to say,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the eight pound gorilla in the room,
Speaker 1: and that's Brodie's acoustics. Okay, there's nothing wrong on my system,
Speaker 1: So let's just your microphone. Your microphone sounds great. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you know what I may I may have to
Speaker 1: turn Let me see if I turn this, if it
Speaker 1: sounds any better? Is that better? Now? M move the
Speaker 1: check hello, check one to do it? Hello, Hello, check
Speaker 1: one too. Hello, now yell hello, that's a little bit less. Echo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get this. You should buy what I bought. I
Speaker 1: bought this wind screen. I'm about to test it live
Speaker 1: on the podcast right now here you are. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let's see now if I talk into it like this,
Speaker 1: do I sound a little bit better? Maybe maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit, but that's still that. See, it's still coming
Speaker 1: back at me because I'm coming through your headphones. You
Speaker 1: gotta lower that. No, I was leaning over to that.
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I was leaning over, was stratching my ankle.
Speaker 1: You lean back, you lean back, lean back. So I
Speaker 1: am not in the cold base Mint broadcasting live from
Speaker 1: the cold basement. Where are you? I didn't Well, normally
Speaker 1: I have to go in the basement, right And I
Speaker 1: turned the heat off because the heat the furnaces down there,
Speaker 1: and you hate the noise in the background. Well, my
Speaker 1: furnace turned itself off on Saturday, Okay. So I was
Speaker 1: having a problem that I thought was the thermostat, and
Speaker 1: the thermostat kept shutting off. So I had the thermostat
Speaker 1: replaced on Sunday and it wasn't working right on Monday.
Speaker 1: You got a nice little hum, So I thank you.
Speaker 1: That's that. That's to go with the rattling. The rattling,
Speaker 1: and that's the DVR in the room. I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: plugging the DVR. Sorry anyway, So pscn G came back
Speaker 1: because I said, look, I'm having the same problem with
Speaker 1: the new thermostat as the old thermostats. So he went
Speaker 1: and he he goes in the basement. He opens up
Speaker 1: the furnace. He says, oh, look here, you have a
Speaker 1: little switch problem. You see, when I flick it, it
Speaker 1: shuts off. The vibration of the unit is shutting off
Speaker 1: the unit because it's it's flipping the switch. I'll just
Speaker 1: get your new switch. Not a problem. I'll put a
Speaker 1: temporary switch in here, picks it up, and then I'll
Speaker 1: order you the new switch lab in a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Call for the point and we'll put it in. Boom boom, boom.
Speaker 1: And I have a contract, a worry free contract with
Speaker 1: the company with the guests and electric company here and
Speaker 1: they said, oh, no problem done, okay, he says, let
Speaker 1: me just give it a just give it a look through.
Speaker 1: While I'm in here, and he says, he says, calls
Speaker 1: me downstairs. He goes, like, I speak to you from
Speaker 1: it now. He has no financial angle here. There's there's
Speaker 1: no there's no financial benefit for him. He's gonna say,
Speaker 1: drop a bomb. Here we go. Yeah, he says, your
Speaker 1: heat exchangers rusted out of course. So I said, okay, well,
Speaker 1: well can I replace that? He goes, it's the it's
Speaker 1: the same price basically as the whole unit. It's gonna
Speaker 1: take who thing upon it's not worth. They gotta replace
Speaker 1: the unit. So I said, well, how much is the unit?
Speaker 1: He says, well, you know, it could be anywhere from
Speaker 1: six to what what? What? What? So? I said, well,
Speaker 1: can you just put the switch back and make it
Speaker 1: work like you were gonna do? So he says to me,
Speaker 1: this thing that I did an air test. There's air
Speaker 1: escaping from the heat exchanger and pilots are rusted, and
Speaker 1: that means that carbon monoxide could mix into your venting system.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, that's a real that's a that's
Speaker 1: an imminent danger to you. Right. So I said, so
Speaker 1: you're saying either way, I said, I'm either gonna be
Speaker 1: cold or I'm gonna be cold and dead, so I
Speaker 1: don't know much of an option there. Um, he said,
Speaker 1: by law, I can't turn it back on. You have
Speaker 1: to replace this. So I haven't had heat since Monday.
Speaker 1: Have saved your life? You had carbon monoxide? That's well
Speaker 1: I didn't, but he said it could at any moment.
Speaker 1: Uh if I like, let's say, a little piece rusted
Speaker 1: off and fell in like then the common like it
Speaker 1: was close to going. So it's a blessing that it went.
Speaker 1: He noticed it because I would have all would have
Speaker 1: been the wacky pratfalls of being a homeowner. You know what.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy I'm not so I'm not in the basic.
Speaker 1: So I'm up in the I'm up, yeah right, so
Speaker 1: I'm up in the bedroom. Yeah one of them. I'm
Speaker 1: one of the bedroom is not the main bedroom. You're
Speaker 1: here in your bedroom, here in my bedroom. Yep, thank you.
Speaker 1: A Goldfinger, goldfingerld Finger, Goldfinger. That's a great song. It's
Speaker 1: it's just nine punk song. Room. Yeah. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: have changed, but I have stayed the same. We should
Speaker 1: play that. We can't not us the shot us oh
Speaker 1: and the Big show. Absolutely anyway, A different acoustics schmoo sticks.
Speaker 1: I think this is really a clear signal that it's
Speaker 1: time for us to return to the studio. And uh,
Speaker 1: you know, my furnace broke. Yeah, because we just don't
Speaker 1: sound good. We we need to we sound fine. I
Speaker 1: do more to talk about with the furnace, but I
Speaker 1: guess I'll talk about that later. I got some problems
Speaker 1: that arose from me trying to get it fixed. Well,
Speaker 1: of course, I'm going to just let you know that.
Speaker 1: We had some listeners that texted in and said they're
Speaker 1: catching up on old episodes, and it's like, be careful
Speaker 1: what you wish for because everyone's quoting one O seven,
Speaker 1: all of us, all of a sudden, episode one O
Speaker 1: seven is getting all this love. And that's the episode
Speaker 1: where I say, imagine a time when we could just
Speaker 1: do this from our houses. This was pre pandemic, Like,
Speaker 1: what the funk are we thinking? And they said, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll come to my house, We'll go to your How
Speaker 1: you were so hell bent against it, You're like, funk
Speaker 1: that I will never do a podcast from my house. Well,
Speaker 1: the reason I said that at the time was that
Speaker 1: I want first of all, the studio always sounds better.
Speaker 1: It does and we also get it done right away
Speaker 1: if we'd like schedule it and then have you come
Speaker 1: over my house when we go over your house again,
Speaker 1: it didn't make any sense. Plus, we didn't have the
Speaker 1: technology at that point that we have. Now we have
Speaker 1: software that was that we discovered I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was invented post pandemic that allows us to have
Speaker 1: radio quality digital quality sound for free sound, which we
Speaker 1: didn't know about. So we didn't know about Zoom at
Speaker 1: that point either. So um, so, speaking of text messages,
Speaker 1: if I can just interrupt you go for We get
Speaker 1: a couple of a couple of text messages that I
Speaker 1: wanted to run by you. Um. One of them said,
Speaker 1: we were talking about Elvis scanning, and somebody texted in, yeah,
Speaker 1: there used to be a song called Scatman by Scatman John.
Speaker 1: That's the song I'm saying, to which I replied, there
Speaker 1: still is. Uh. Somebody texted in, Danielle killed a cricket
Speaker 1: in her basement, and somebody said, what if the cricket
Speaker 1: had a family, So I wrote back, they would have
Speaker 1: to kill the whole family. Yeah, exactly, We'll get all
Speaker 1: of them. And then finally somebody texted in s C
Speaker 1: A R Y. They still think your name is scary.
Speaker 1: It's been a long time because Elvis sometimes goes Scary Radio,
Speaker 1: and they're scar It's a playful thing. He calls me scary.
Speaker 1: I you know, often when I say scary, like when
Speaker 1: I said the movie was scary, I find myself having
Speaker 1: to remember it's not scary anyway. It says scary is
Speaker 1: kind of weird. But I bet we would get along
Speaker 1: playing Call of Duty? Has anything ever been more off
Speaker 1: based than that? I'm not exactly a game or folks.
Speaker 1: I mean what I said, You are so off base,
Speaker 1: you have no idea. Yeah, I hung my game control
Speaker 1: and my head set back in the super days. Actually,
Speaker 1: actually I did have super intiest and there were no
Speaker 1: headphones at the time. Then you couldn't connect, you know,
Speaker 1: and play each other, you know, over over wifire, over
Speaker 1: the internet. No such thing. The Internet wasn't born yet. Well,
Speaker 1: it wasn't born for the mainstream public. Don't tweet us.
Speaker 1: We know it was born in the seventies. Whatever. Hey,
Speaker 1: speaking of the Internet, is internet? What is internet? So
Speaker 1: there's a couple of things I wanted to mention. There's
Speaker 1: a great TikTok page. Oh, I can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 1: I'll have to find it anyway. So Jamie was talking
Speaker 1: about being on Uh. She did an interview which I
Speaker 1: tweeted and it's on Walker's Underscore Talkers if you want
Speaker 1: to hear it. And she talks about a couple of things.
Speaker 1: One how I didn't hire her when she applied to
Speaker 1: be an intern, which we can talk about if you
Speaker 1: want me to talk about. But she said she was
Speaker 1: talking about the internet and now she didn't know. She
Speaker 1: was a big fan of the elvistre In Morning Show
Speaker 1: and she didn't know what the morning show looked like
Speaker 1: when she was a fan. And she said she didn't
Speaker 1: get online. She didn't get on the internet until that's late.
Speaker 1: It's late. I was on A four and that was late,
Speaker 1: Like my wife was on A ninety three and I
Speaker 1: and I was like, I remember at college they called
Speaker 1: us into a secret meeting into the TV radio department
Speaker 1: and my my professor was like you you were the
Speaker 1: chosen six and we're like what, we had this new
Speaker 1: thing here, it's it's all see this computer. It has
Speaker 1: this this information super highway on it. Everything was in
Speaker 1: black and white and like like dos dos, uh you
Speaker 1: know what whatever the hell that the system is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so dos before Microsoft word and he goes, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna give you each this thing called an electronic mail address,
Speaker 1: so scary you could be whatever scary at q UNI
Speaker 1: dot D like quney Brooklyn College dot QNI I had
Speaker 1: like it was just long ass address. And then the
Speaker 1: six of us would be able to use the computer
Speaker 1: in the TV radio office at Brooklyn College to go
Speaker 1: and check our electronic mail. This was uh like and
Speaker 1: it was like top secret, like, don't tell anyone else
Speaker 1: on campus. This is new here and only certain people
Speaker 1: are being are being can use this new technology in
Speaker 1: this service, I mean needless to say, who am I
Speaker 1: sending email too? At that point, when we only knew
Speaker 1: just the six of us, I'm like, and we just
Speaker 1: call each other. Thanks. Well, you remember that the joke
Speaker 1: that I wrote. I didn't write it, but I gave
Speaker 1: it to Mr Cardboard Tube last week when Mr Cardboard
Speaker 1: Tube was in Oh yeah, I think in the end
Speaker 1: the question was what was more important than the invention
Speaker 1: of the first phone the second phone? Oh that's right,
Speaker 1: you have no one to call, right exactly, But but
Speaker 1: you know they're like you could talk to people that
Speaker 1: other schools. You have people at any Sunni schools. We
Speaker 1: can We're all connected. Now you could send electronic mail
Speaker 1: to your friends in Binghamton. Yeah, I did that ninety
Speaker 1: four when I worked at Starbucks. I sent an electronic order,
Speaker 1: uh coffee order to Seattle. But it was intra company,
Speaker 1: so it only went from like my computer to the
Speaker 1: like so my log into their log in. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like a true what is what does email? Now? What
Speaker 1: does email? But there's a there's a TikTok account that
Speaker 1: I started that I'd like, um, I really should follow it.
Speaker 1: I think that it took a screenshot. It's called Humanoid History,
Speaker 1: and it's all videos of old commercials and old newscasts
Speaker 1: of people like amazed at things. So let's let's listen
Speaker 1: to this right here to talk you that I got
Speaker 1: to follow account Natari game where big Bird goes back
Speaker 1: and forth catching eggs dropped from three chickens. They're talking
Speaker 1: about how it's an educational game and it's new on
Speaker 1: the market, and so this has got to be I
Speaker 1: would say, nineteen seventy seventy nine. So here we go.
Speaker 1: This looks like a video game player up here, isn't
Speaker 1: it right? What we have here is a video game computer,
Speaker 1: the Atari, and the Atari last year was a very
Speaker 1: hot item in terms of video games. The video game
Speaker 1: sales have lagged this this year, and the software manufacturers
Speaker 1: realized there are millions of people out there who would
Speaker 1: still like to use this unit, so they're starting to
Speaker 1: make educational programs. Okay, so this guy this, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's like wood paneling on the TV set that the
Speaker 1: TV studio and it's just so old looking and they're like,
Speaker 1: so what is that? He's like, it's an Atari and
Speaker 1: sales are down, so they're making educational games, but people
Speaker 1: still want to use it. Yeah, it's the all It's
Speaker 1: the all time classic video gamings. What TikTok account? Is that?
Speaker 1: Because that I'm really interested? Said humanoid his humanoid? But
Speaker 1: is that? Is that it at humanoid humanoid History? What
Speaker 1: is Internet humanoid History? If I said David Brody, you
Speaker 1: know it's at David Brodie. Okay, I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure that we haven't we all have to tell
Speaker 1: you it's at humanoid History. I'm gonna find it. I
Speaker 1: probably have the same thing on Instagram. Okay, it might
Speaker 1: be hey we we uh we gotta play some fun
Speaker 1: voicemails coming up next is all right, and I have
Speaker 1: a lot of sound clips and rody Uh yeah. You
Speaker 1: could always get in touch with us at two one,
Speaker 1: eight three eight to se f you se I have
Speaker 1: a really good piece of audio of it's a commercial. Okay,
Speaker 1: would you like me to go last? Do it? Let's
Speaker 1: do it right now? Alright? So I got a d
Speaker 1: M from Gustavo zapps z a p z. He mentioned
Speaker 1: me in a comment he tagged a an Instagram post
Speaker 1: of yours a real that's scary Jones put up and
Speaker 1: it says on the next episode of The Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: David Brodie will roast you for an hour and I
Speaker 1: can't wait, ha can't wait, So can't wait. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna click. The ah is Um is a song is
Speaker 1: a group from the eighties. Take on No. What was
Speaker 1: that commercial playing last weeks? That juice of water with
Speaker 1: juice in it, the water, the laha with the vaha.
Speaker 1: This is a ha ha, here we go, scary what's
Speaker 1: going now? Listen? Uh? This company sent me the product
Speaker 1: also and it's excellent. Now. Uh, my wife liked it
Speaker 1: a lot because it came with a bottle of Tito's.
Speaker 1: She loves Tito's vodka. So I pretty much lost this
Speaker 1: when it arrived. That being said, um, I gotta call
Speaker 1: you out on on the verbage, not the product of
Speaker 1: the way you pronounce. Hold on, let me get some
Speaker 1: audio here tonight. Oh here we go. Oh boy, I
Speaker 1: feel better tomorrow when I use us dust tonight comes
Speaker 1: and take lemonade, lemon mind and grapefruit. Breaking out the
Speaker 1: fancy ice for this stuff. Now, time for the vodka
Speaker 1: and it's some club soda, bose dust. Time for a dusty.
Speaker 1: Didn't stir it inna take a sip. Let's see it.
Speaker 1: Go go go, go, go taste excellent. Lord of the
Speaker 1: lect likes no carbs, no sugar. A yeah. First of all, okay,
Speaker 1: what's what the what's what the booze dust? So it's
Speaker 1: what's what the glug glug glug sound effect. That's not
Speaker 1: the way you talk. And you're like, and what's the
Speaker 1: other word you did? You said it like booze dust.
Speaker 1: You're like boo doest what's going on? Here's what's happening?
Speaker 1: All right? First of all, that was that was favorite powder.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's electro lights. It's it's a mix.
Speaker 1: It's electro lights and and and it actually has a
Speaker 1: nice little taste to it, a little subtle taste if
Speaker 1: you add it to your your liquor. It's a preventative
Speaker 1: way of trying not to Well, we're just gonna say,
Speaker 1: see you feel better in the morning, okay, so what
Speaker 1: We're not gonna go down any other path beyond that.
Speaker 1: So so basically it's a preventative measure that you take,
Speaker 1: if I want to interpret that, it might it might
Speaker 1: for some people not only add flavor. And this is
Speaker 1: not a commercial, but it might reduce hangover bazing people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't use it. We don't use this. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you know, you're not doing it. I'm saying for me,
Speaker 1: it sounds like electrolytes would be helpful, that's all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not so it is a thing that it's the thing.
Speaker 1: So anyway, and it's what the what the goats sounds?
Speaker 1: What's okay? So so I I recorded the radio ad
Speaker 1: and similarly what you were playing was I think the
Speaker 1: real I did on and and the TikTok nothing real
Speaker 1: about that, my friend, that's r e l real from it?
Speaker 1: Okay anyway, so Booze Dust. They like, look, we like this,
Speaker 1: but we want the boot. We want Booze does. We
Speaker 1: want Booze does to jump out. We wanted to scream
Speaker 1: Booze scream. So I said, what if I did it more?
Speaker 1: So we were on a phone call together. We did
Speaker 1: like a kind of a you know, like a pre
Speaker 1: call after after the commercials recorded the original version, and
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, you know what they're like. I said,
Speaker 1: I said, what if if I did booze dust? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Booze Dust is cool, but it's still it
Speaker 1: should it should be a little bit more. It should
Speaker 1: be boozed us. They want me to go about what
Speaker 1: about the drinking part? Well, right there on drinking on camera,
Speaker 1: I'm drinking it on camera. But I needed and there
Speaker 1: was nothing for me to say. They're another three seconds
Speaker 1: while I was drinking. I'm like, it's gonna sound weird
Speaker 1: if I stopped talking, So let me voiced over. Let
Speaker 1: me voiced over the sound effect of me drinking going
Speaker 1: go goo gook. I thought it would be cute. I
Speaker 1: ad that was a that was an ad lib. And
Speaker 1: if you watch the video. It's actually kind of funny
Speaker 1: and cute at the same time, is it. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: but but this whole thing reminds me by the way
Speaker 1: of of Howard Stern and private parts, because his bosses
Speaker 1: would tell him, you're not on w NBC, You're on
Speaker 1: w w and BC. So when I was on this call,
Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, do it like that, like over
Speaker 1: accentuate the cruise dust, Like don't you w in BC? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I got it, No, I got it, all right. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it is a great project. Right now, they're offering send
Speaker 1: off you just code Elvis, bitch hit that and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: bitch code to jingle scary not cool booze dust dot com. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Hey listen, I'm trying to get him to advertise on
Speaker 1: this podcast. Well that'd be great, I have I told
Speaker 1: you my wife, we need to sell fucking bottles of
Speaker 1: booze dust and it works. You guys, don't do anything
Speaker 1: until hey, can we play somebody's voice, play some voicemails,
Speaker 1: and then I will do my sound at some point.
Speaker 1: Oh god, we were already look at this, We're already
Speaker 1: we're chewing up time. Dude. Alright, so our listeners called
Speaker 1: two on eight, f you a seventy seven and listen,
Speaker 1: we didn't. We're not playing back everyone we got. We're
Speaker 1: playing back an assortment. If we don't play yours, we
Speaker 1: still appreciate it. So thank you. I haven't heard these
Speaker 1: legit alright. Uh, Terry Methle, silly. I am listening to
Speaker 1: your podcasts, and Scary is going off on how you
Speaker 1: have to have a conversation for a text ask questions.
Speaker 1: You had two questions regarding a meeting Brodie. Oh my god, Scary,
Speaker 1: are you crazy? Brodie did everything right. Why is he
Speaker 1: supposed to spend one question text and then get the
Speaker 1: answer and then send another one and you're supposed to
Speaker 1: have it. It's fucking crazy. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I don't understand your logic for stuff, Brodie. You're correct.
Speaker 1: You're also correct and stating that you should get a
Speaker 1: birthday greeting something from Brodie from Scary for your birthday.
Speaker 1: It's rude and insulting that he doesn't acknowledge your birthday
Speaker 1: until twenty nine minutes until it's over. That's just crazy, too, Scary.
Speaker 1: Get your head out of your ass and do what's right. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: So the Terry Wins Caller of the month. Okay, I
Speaker 1: have a different opinion for calling the mother and that's
Speaker 1: coming up in a second. But no wonderful at first,
Speaker 1: So I mean, you know, okay, so that was obviously
Speaker 1: talking about me that I didn't wish you a happy birthday.
Speaker 1: On listen, I wish you happy birthday in perfect time.
Speaker 1: It was still your birthday. I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: your bitchen, and what I do for your birthday? And
Speaker 1: and what was you talking about with with the texting
Speaker 1: back and forth? What was that when I asked you
Speaker 1: two questions in a text message and you said that
Speaker 1: I shouldn't. I shouldn't bombard you with multiple questions in
Speaker 1: a text. No, wait till you want to answer one
Speaker 1: question if I ask you to. It's a style thing,
Speaker 1: and it's an opinion that it's there's no right or
Speaker 1: wrong to the what do I do for your birthday? What?
Speaker 1: How did I acknowledge your birthday? You wish me having birthday?
Speaker 1: But you're a different person. No, no, how did I
Speaker 1: How did I do it? I forgot what you did?
Speaker 1: What did you do? I put up an instant story.
Speaker 1: You have a montage of you and I together through
Speaker 1: the years, like a dozen pictures. I think I did
Speaker 1: the same for you, and I know you did not,
Speaker 1: and I put graphics and uh gifts on all of
Speaker 1: them and tanged all of the problem is your birthday
Speaker 1: went first. I didn't know you're gonna do that. You
Speaker 1: just showed me up. Oh I see, I see. So
Speaker 1: you weren't gonna do ship for me. But then when
Speaker 1: you saw that I did ship for you, you felt,
Speaker 1: oh I should. It made me feel we know each
Speaker 1: other for over twenty years. You can take the lead
Speaker 1: and do something nice for me. That's true, and this
Speaker 1: matter broody does like nice to me. Just you don't
Speaker 1: have to next time. Next time, I'm going Okay, I
Speaker 1: gave you like some tit and boys, what's up? This
Speaker 1: is Johan from Miami. I fucking love you, guys. I
Speaker 1: watched it. I listened to as many episodes as I can.
Speaker 1: I'm listening every freaking week for the new episode. I
Speaker 1: we wand back to listen to the old ones. Great
Speaker 1: funny story, Garry, don't cut me off? God damnit. Um
Speaker 1: So I make an order for my Brooklyn Boys shirt,
Speaker 1: the blue one with the bridge. First day I get
Speaker 1: it I'm super excited working at home and I'm wearing
Speaker 1: it with pride. I hear a little noise at my door.
Speaker 1: I opened it up to see what the hell is
Speaker 1: going on out there, and there's some guy's pressure cleaning
Speaker 1: our floor. I live in a freaking uh apartment complex.
Speaker 1: I smell bleached, so they're using it to clean up. Like,
Speaker 1: all right, man, do you you gotta do what you
Speaker 1: gotta do. I go in and go about my go
Speaker 1: about my day, and my wife gets home it was, hey,
Speaker 1: what the hell happened to your shirt? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I looked to the side right on the shoulder. I
Speaker 1: guess I must have leaned up or water was dripping
Speaker 1: on me when I went out tried to check on
Speaker 1: the guy. My freaking brand new shirt bleached up. Man,
Speaker 1: but I still want that ship with bride. Catch you
Speaker 1: all later. At age seventy seven, go fuck yourself. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: first of all, we love him. Second of all, I
Speaker 1: do believe it's pronounced Johan, correct you. We should probably
Speaker 1: get him a new shirt. Yeah, I was just just
Speaker 1: thinking the same thing. I saw the picture online. You
Speaker 1: did put the picture up, although it inspired me, maybe
Speaker 1: we should have a line of tie tight shirts like
Speaker 1: you know, the bleach spotted ones like from the seven. Well,
Speaker 1: get in touch with us Man and Johan Johan and
Speaker 1: uh hook it up. We'll hook you up. Just send
Speaker 1: us your address please and your yeah yeah yeah slide
Speaker 1: into d S. Scar Brody uh DJ damn. You read
Speaker 1: my tweet about the pizza shop having that side out
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. Thank you so much for having that up
Speaker 1: there and for putting it on the podcast last episode.
Speaker 1: I had a quick scam bony for you guys. Maybe
Speaker 1: you've talked about this before, but the idea of rewards
Speaker 1: points off of coupons. I was at Walgreen the other
Speaker 1: day and I decided to pull out a coupon they
Speaker 1: had given me in a visit prior to me going
Speaker 1: that day, and I was trying to use it, right
Speaker 1: you know what, They told me. This doesn't work at
Speaker 1: time of purchase. It adds your five dollars to your
Speaker 1: rewards points, so you only get to use it next time.
Speaker 1: And I think that's a fucking scamp. I think that's
Speaker 1: a bullshit. I love you guys, keep with the great work.
Speaker 1: I love the Brooklyn Boys, Scamboni, DJ Dan. I hate
Speaker 1: when that happens. You have to read the fine print.
Speaker 1: They kind of that's called debate and switch, right, Brodie,
Speaker 1: it's the it's the it's the it's the it's class
Speaker 1: say it's pay and delay. Yeah, you pay and then
Speaker 1: we delay it come back. Happens to me all the time. No,
Speaker 1: that's just the hook to get you back in the store.
Speaker 1: It's like calls. You know, I love calls. I'm a
Speaker 1: calls guy. Expect great things. But they give you calls cash.
Speaker 1: So you they give you all this money. It's fake
Speaker 1: monopoly money. It's like, oh, off your next visit. Here's
Speaker 1: eighteen dollars and calls cash. But then they say you
Speaker 1: have to use it in the next eight days. How
Speaker 1: many times a week, a month? You think I'm going
Speaker 1: to calls? That's exactly what. Every fucking one of my
Speaker 1: Walgreens uh coupons is expired, the ones that they spit
Speaker 1: out when they give you your receipt back, like, oh
Speaker 1: look at this, and they give you like four more
Speaker 1: receipts and they have it all printed out that this coupons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I never ever get to redeem those because when's the
Speaker 1: next time going in there? Go ahead, go ahead, all right, yeah, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you if you remember, if you
Speaker 1: those guys listen to order, you heard my my rant
Speaker 1: about a year and a half ago about Walgreens and
Speaker 1: how they wouldn't let me in and they told me
Speaker 1: they had a product when I called ahead, and when
Speaker 1: I got there, didn't have the product. So I emailed
Speaker 1: the regional manager and he he gave me a fifty
Speaker 1: dollar credit on my account. Right, thanks for your troubles.
Speaker 1: We talked about this, so I haven't used it. I
Speaker 1: was waiting to like buy something like, oh, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it towards the purchase. What do they
Speaker 1: have there that I want? Maybe I got a new
Speaker 1: razor or something that has some value. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: buy candy with it, right, I'm not gonna, you know. So,
Speaker 1: first of all, so I went to buy a new
Speaker 1: face raiser, get a nice new I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'll use the fifty on that. Boom boom, right,
Speaker 1: boom boom. So first of all, the guy tells me
Speaker 1: at the register, there's no points on your account. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to call them and figure out why there's
Speaker 1: no points on your account. So they never put the
Speaker 1: points on my account. Second of all, the guy says
Speaker 1: to me, and just so you know, you can't use
Speaker 1: more than five dollars at a time on your person. Jesus,
Speaker 1: fuck you goodbye. Yeah, keep coming back over and over again. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So no, no, my sorry, we screwed you over. I
Speaker 1: have to not take five dollars off in ten visits
Speaker 1: and they didn't put the points on my account. Now
Speaker 1: a year and a half later, I have to fight
Speaker 1: for it and remind them of the bullshit. So fuck
Speaker 1: you Walgreen's, and I have to go there for my prescriptions.
Speaker 1: So going on the boy, guess who it is. Steve
Speaker 1: Matthia a k A Rocket Steed over there from the
Speaker 1: block calling up garyan roody. So let you guys know,
Speaker 1: wrong ROADI is wrong talking about the text conversation he
Speaker 1: said one night at that time, broke there just like
Speaker 1: a conggo. You don't say were you in the real life?
Speaker 1: That nobody? Hey, Joe, what are you doing? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: mother is going on? Joe? Joe? When he comes to me, Joe,
Speaker 1: Joe about him up? Joe has the life doing? Joe,
Speaker 1: how's the kid? You don't do it? Grow? You don't
Speaker 1: freaking do it over there? The body is wrong is right?
Speaker 1: That counts? Good night? Let that that counter that counteracts
Speaker 1: what she said earlier. No, because she's she's right though,
Speaker 1: see let me explain what that's her opinion. No, you
Speaker 1: first of all the rights. Hold on. I will tell
Speaker 1: you why he's wrong. I'm gonna explain, and then then
Speaker 1: when I'm done, you can tell me if I'm wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't speak like you text. If you come up
Speaker 1: to me and say, hey, man, you want to go
Speaker 1: to the movies tonight. If I stand there like an
Speaker 1: idiot and don't say a word and I put my
Speaker 1: thumb up or I smile or I wink, that's what
Speaker 1: I would do in a text message, right, But if
Speaker 1: I do that in real life, I'm an asshole. You
Speaker 1: don't text the way you talk. I'm not gonna But
Speaker 1: you also don't bombard people with with alert on their
Speaker 1: phone again again, text question, question, question, question, that's why
Speaker 1: you put them all in one text? Thank you? I win? No,
Speaker 1: thank you? No? No, you don't you wait wait. People
Speaker 1: don't bombard people multiple as one thing at a time.
Speaker 1: You wait for a response the text thing, and wait
Speaker 1: for a response Okay, so I wait for me to
Speaker 1: show you that I'm there so we can have so
Speaker 1: we can have a dialogue. I got you. So if
Speaker 1: my intention is to say to you, what night do
Speaker 1: you want to go out to dinner? What time would
Speaker 1: you like to go out to dinner? And what restaurant
Speaker 1: would you like to go to? I shouldn't say to you, Hey,
Speaker 1: what night do you want to go out? What are
Speaker 1: you in the mood for? I should do three different
Speaker 1: texts no, no, no, only no. But that's all on
Speaker 1: the same topic. That's those second no. You know, the
Speaker 1: original scenario is you spit fired. Four different things that
Speaker 1: we had were non sequitors that had nothing to know,
Speaker 1: but they were too they were topics that had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with one another. If they're all part of
Speaker 1: the same topic, absolutely you should continue and ask and
Speaker 1: put all the questions in there. If you ask me
Speaker 1: in person, I will answer you right away. Right if
Speaker 1: you come up to me and say, hey, Brody, you
Speaker 1: want to go to dinner night, I'm not gonna wait
Speaker 1: nine hours and go oh, sorry, I didn't hear your question.
Speaker 1: But what text messages I text you? And there were
Speaker 1: times you go, oh, I didn't see it to get
Speaker 1: await a day were Lincoln, Nebraska. UM, I just have
Speaker 1: a question. I just finished last week's podcast, and I
Speaker 1: was wondering, Um, if it's just a Midwest thing for
Speaker 1: me or um, or if maybe this is true for
Speaker 1: everybody and I just haven't heard about it before. But
Speaker 1: when you guys go out to dinner, why do you
Speaker 1: guys always split everything? Even light where I'm from, we
Speaker 1: always just take for our own meal. So we just
Speaker 1: get two separate checks or two separate tickets, whatever the case.
Speaker 1: Maybe um twice to tip for the waitress. UM, let
Speaker 1: me know. So if I'm being honest, before you, I know,
Speaker 1: you get you're you're ready aim fire ready moved to
Speaker 1: link in the rest Brodie's ready fire aim Uh but
Speaker 1: I know, I'm sorry, scary it's ready wait feighter, respawned
Speaker 1: fire wait feeder, respawned spawnk you perfect, dick. So I
Speaker 1: have noticed. I have noticed that outside of the New
Speaker 1: York area or this this for some reason, this region
Speaker 1: or a lot of people do exactly what she said
Speaker 1: that it's not uncommon. Um, and it drives waiters and
Speaker 1: waitresses fucking crazy. But but they're used, No, but they're used.
Speaker 1: But they're used to it. They come with us, everyone
Speaker 1: itemizes their own ship or or they say okay, I'm
Speaker 1: okay start seven separate checks because there's seven uns at
Speaker 1: the table, so they literally start a tab seven different
Speaker 1: tabs in the same table. Um, we don't do that here.
Speaker 1: We we usually ask for one check so that when
Speaker 1: there's the one check problem. That's why you get the
Speaker 1: people trying to itemize it and like, you know it,
Speaker 1: just fucking if you're gonna itemize one check, you know, no,
Speaker 1: don't do it. Just do just split it evenly. Because
Speaker 1: because waiters and wages have less time to funk around
Speaker 1: because there's they're so goddamn busy with people, they don't
Speaker 1: have time to do seven tabs, to open seven different tabs.
Speaker 1: So we don't do that, alright, But I have seen
Speaker 1: it outside of here, even though New York is a
Speaker 1: much busier place than Lincoln, Nebraska, as far as the
Speaker 1: city being busier, I'm sure there are busy restaurants in Lincoln,
Speaker 1: Nebraska where the uh, the waitress or the waiter, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna add that to the voicemail, the server UH doesn't
Speaker 1: want to do separate checks. Now, listen, you don't have
Speaker 1: to do separate checks. If I go to dinner with
Speaker 1: someone and they spend forty and I spent twenty, I've
Speaker 1: I've done this. I just say, hey, put twenty six
Speaker 1: on the blue card and forty five on the green
Speaker 1: and I'll write it on a piece of paper sometimes
Speaker 1: so it makes it easier for them. So there's no
Speaker 1: difference between splitting the check. All you do it the
Speaker 1: first card is you go forty five dollars and the
Speaker 1: balance goes on the second card. And if there's more people, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can. You can write it out, make it easier
Speaker 1: for the for the server, or you can bring some
Speaker 1: cash with you and then go, oh, he has five dollars. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know, in a situation where you had the cheeseburger
Speaker 1: and I had the dover soul abs, a fucking lutley
Speaker 1: you you could do it exactly the way you just
Speaker 1: said it. But but when we're splitting dollars like simple
Speaker 1: dot like to three dollars, and we all ate about
Speaker 1: the same thing, just one tab, just split it even
Speaker 1: it's about listen, I don't mind going a dollar or
Speaker 1: two one way or the other. It's when I'm paying
Speaker 1: for the guys with the drinks in the corner. That
Speaker 1: was that was fucked up. I got funed that night.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I'm gonna sunk someone else over
Speaker 1: in the future so I get my money back from
Speaker 1: that night. I also think people in our area, in
Speaker 1: the big city, so to speak, I think we're we're
Speaker 1: lucy goosey with money. I think when when a Hamburger
Speaker 1: course fifteen dollars as opposed to six, you know, people
Speaker 1: like fifteen or what. They can't think about it, right.
Speaker 1: I think maybe there's maybe there's something to the pacing
Speaker 1: of Lincoln, Nebraska and the fact that things are probably
Speaker 1: a little more affordable. They probably make the hamburgers right there.
Speaker 1: They the cows are right there in Nebraska, so and
Speaker 1: the corn I may have to you know what's scary.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Lincoln, Nebraskasket for I'm gonna guess Lincoln,
Speaker 1: Nebraska for the wind in Nebraska. One more. It's Whitney
Speaker 1: from mong Island. I am listening to your latest podcast
Speaker 1: and I have the comments on Brodie's rants about us
Speaker 1: seeing the most evolved species but the only one to
Speaker 1: wipe our asses, and she's so wrong. You should know
Speaker 1: this because he has dogs. That has he ever seen
Speaker 1: a dog goots across the carpet or lick their ass
Speaker 1: or I'm pretty sure monkeys scooted too. Don't ask me
Speaker 1: why I know that, but a lot of species try
Speaker 1: cleaning their butts and those that don't. Unfortunately, I know
Speaker 1: this too, that any long haired species, the ship gets
Speaker 1: stuck in their hair. They're just disgusting and you're not
Speaker 1: close up enough to see them ever to realize that.
Speaker 1: So they need the days too. They need toilet paper too,
Speaker 1: but obviously they don't have, you know, the appendages to
Speaker 1: use them. So love you guys, and broady you should
Speaker 1: know better. Thank you. All right, Whitney species with the feces.
Speaker 1: So here's what I'll let me address. It is in
Speaker 1: two parts. As far as dogs go, yes, sometimes dogs
Speaker 1: screwed across the carpet. However, sometimes they screwed because they
Speaker 1: have an ass it not because they have ship on
Speaker 1: their ass. I used to white carpeting in my bedroom.
Speaker 1: I don't have a pet. I just something, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that. Sometimes don't have to cut a dingle
Speaker 1: berry off my bijan's ass. Sometimes it's like little chocolate chips.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, little chocolate chips. You see, always look
Speaker 1: at the chocolate chip. Snip it off right, Brooklyn coal house. No,
Speaker 1: it's more like whole house. Hello, Hello, yeah, hashtag whole house. Um. So,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's a perfect sign. I'm saying that
Speaker 1: the odds of a dog having to wipe, and the
Speaker 1: odds of a human having to wipe, what cats having
Speaker 1: to wipe? Yes, I'm sure maybe a wooly mammoth if
Speaker 1: we're alive today, or maybe a water buffalo might have
Speaker 1: a little stink on the on the shink, but uh uh.
Speaker 1: In general, we should be able to poop and walk away.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. That's all. Maybe they should just
Speaker 1: why is the amis buried in the tush there? Why
Speaker 1: the other animals? It's like, oh my god, you know,
Speaker 1: just get up and for breeze your asshole podcast back
Speaker 1: Nie use of the Fabris parody jingle. I don't even
Speaker 1: plan and it just happened earlier I have. I just
Speaker 1: have a public service announcement for people for this weekend
Speaker 1: because people are gonna sunk this up. People will people
Speaker 1: may even leave us voicemails on this that they might
Speaker 1: have gotten caught. We're talking about Super Bowl Sunday, right,
Speaker 1: so super I know what you're gonna say, because I
Speaker 1: put it in the chat room today, so well so well, right,
Speaker 1: so super Bowl Sunday is coming. This couple of things.
Speaker 1: Actually what you put in the chat room is different,
Speaker 1: but well, Sunday is happening, right, then this Sunday and
Speaker 1: then the next day. Super Bowl Monday is always notorious
Speaker 1: for being the number one day in America. When people
Speaker 1: call out the most, they call out sick. They pretend that, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't come in whatever. Here's the problem with this
Speaker 1: particular they call it Super Sick Monday. The problem with
Speaker 1: this particular Super Sick Monday is that it also happens
Speaker 1: to be Valentine's Day, Right, so there will be people
Speaker 1: that will be going out with their significant other four
Speaker 1: Valentine's Night who will have called in sick earlier for
Speaker 1: Super Sick Monday, and their co workers bosses, someone's gonna
Speaker 1: wrap them out or throw them under the bus whatever.
Speaker 1: That they were out with their significant others celebrating party
Speaker 1: and drinking toasting on on Valentine's Night, so somehow they
Speaker 1: were too sick to come into work on Monday. But
Speaker 1: on Monday night they were not too sick enough. They
Speaker 1: weren't sick enough that they had you know anymore, the
Speaker 1: miraculously were cured and they were well enough to go
Speaker 1: out with their significant other. So I think on Tuesday
Speaker 1: that will be super firing Tuesday. I'm just saying, just
Speaker 1: be careful what you post. If you don't want to
Speaker 1: get caught, just don't post on on Valentine's Night. That's
Speaker 1: just we have another problem. For the first time, I
Speaker 1: believe in American history, super Bowl Sunday is on Valenca
Speaker 1: means day. That's right, Swines, Thanksgiving Valentine's Day. Sorry Thanksgiving,
Speaker 1: it's a day before Valentine's Day. We're allegedly, allegedly, you
Speaker 1: take out the person you're cheating with, your side piece,
Speaker 1: your side piece, you go mad, you're you're your your
Speaker 1: your your mistress, your your guy on the side, you're
Speaker 1: you go out with your love her right, and you
Speaker 1: take out your person that you're publicly involved in the relationship.
Speaker 1: On what are you doing? Super Bowl Sunday, and for
Speaker 1: the week, it works like Saturday. If if Valentine's Saturday
Speaker 1: night Friday, you go out with the side piece, right,
Speaker 1: But yes, you can't go on Saturday because then the
Speaker 1: wife of the girlfriend that you're steady with, the your
Speaker 1: regular is gonna go were you going on Saturday night? Right?
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do? So super Bowl Sunday,
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't take out your mistress on Super
Speaker 1: Bowl Sunday because you want to watch the game. Mistress?
Speaker 1: What is this the eighteen hundreds? Well, I'm just saying, mistress,
Speaker 1: because I'll tell you. I'll tell you why. So you
Speaker 1: cannot You cannot get Google. Watch this, watch this, hold
Speaker 1: on what day is Valen Swine's Day? Valentine's Day? Nope?
Speaker 1: Watch what day is Valen Swine's Day? Valentine's Day? Can't
Speaker 1: get it? Valen swines Day, Yeah, Februar because obviously it
Speaker 1: wasn't loaded. It wasn't that they didn't program her to.
Speaker 1: This is Google, this is Google dot Com. I can't,
Speaker 1: can't Valen Swine. You know what I get? I get
Speaker 1: Valen Wines. Watch Valen Swine's Day. Yeah, it says Valence
Speaker 1: Wine's Day. V A L E n c E. Wine's Day.
Speaker 1: You know it's funny. The voicemail segment went a little long,
Speaker 1: so I cut off a couple but now that you're
Speaker 1: talking about this topic, I'm gonna play this last one
Speaker 1: for you right now because sorry, guys, this is for you.
Speaker 1: Berliekay Google, so you too. I don't see any Chrome
Speaker 1: cast or cast enabled TVs linked to your account. You
Speaker 1: can add devices in the Google Home mapp Google Play
Speaker 1: you Two, got it? Playing you two on Spotify. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there it is. Bertie takes a very low enunciations. Shut
Speaker 1: off is going off. The point is he was trying
Speaker 1: to say, because obviously we didn't talked about it on
Speaker 1: a previous podcast, that it's almost impossible. The thing is,
Speaker 1: if you enunciate and slow it up eventually, as that
Speaker 1: gentleman just showed you. Yes, I think he's from Texas.
Speaker 1: Uh he, it will play it. It will do it.
Speaker 1: So if you get the Valance swa line, although we
Speaker 1: do it, you cannot. I cannot get my phone to
Speaker 1: Google that word. I can't. I can type it, but
Speaker 1: if I hit the microphone button on the Google which
Speaker 1: which it, it will not. It will not do it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So back to that conversation, So Valence Swine's day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So just to follow up after the next break, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play for you the problem I'm having like that,
Speaker 1: Like he just pointed out, it got worse, a worse
Speaker 1: problem than that. The worst problem for it which Spotify
Speaker 1: and my phone. But what about the sound, Well, you
Speaker 1: know what we can do my sound too. Well, let's
Speaker 1: you want to play the Spotify clip here, then we
Speaker 1: have time. Let's do it right now, and then we'll
Speaker 1: do the rest of the stuff after the break. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right. So I had told the budget I was
Speaker 1: having a problem with my A L e x A. Okay,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't play some of my playlists. So what I
Speaker 1: figured out what so um Amazon? When I went to
Speaker 1: uh on Twitter? I asked Amazon for help because they
Speaker 1: owned the al x A units that I have, Okay,
Speaker 1: And what they told me was, oh, which I'll be sorry,
Speaker 1: We'd love to help you. Click this link for help now.
Speaker 1: Amazon help on Twitter is actually no help. They will
Speaker 1: not help you. They send you a link into the
Speaker 1: app that tells you how to like I've done that before,
Speaker 1: actually helps you. Right, I called Nobody helped me. I
Speaker 1: emailed Spotify, Spotify. So so the A L e x
Speaker 1: A people at Amazon, they were confident it wasn't their problem.
Speaker 1: They had me jump through hoops on linked the account,
Speaker 1: relinked the account, delete the app, put the app back.
Speaker 1: By the way, deleting the app has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with anything, because the problems in cyberspace. Your playlists are
Speaker 1: not on your phone. They're on Spotify, right, They're not
Speaker 1: on my phone. It's ridiculous. So anyway, I figured out
Speaker 1: what the problem was. For whatever reason, some of my
Speaker 1: playlists don't work anymore. With with that, with the A
Speaker 1: L e X A. So I I what I did
Speaker 1: was I took the songs, I copied them to another
Speaker 1: playlist with the same name and deleted the old one,
Speaker 1: and now they work. Okay, got it? So all right?
Speaker 1: I got an extra Google Go Home unit and decided
Speaker 1: to put it in my home office so that it
Speaker 1: wouldn't interfere with the other room where my where my
Speaker 1: l X is. They they're very jealous of each other,
Speaker 1: although I do have and S I R I in
Speaker 1: the same room with each other and they co co exist. Okay,
Speaker 1: very nice. Okay, So I set it up. It's working great.
Speaker 1: I link it to my Spotify no problem, and I
Speaker 1: try to play. If I try to play a playlist,
Speaker 1: it'll play it. But if I try to set the
Speaker 1: alarm to my playlist, it's mayhem. So before we play
Speaker 1: the clip, it's not playing the playlist I ask you to.
Speaker 1: So if I say, hey, play my van Halen playlist,
Speaker 1: it'll say now playing van Halen, and it just plays
Speaker 1: random van Halen songs. It doesn't actually play my playlist,
Speaker 1: but only when I'm setting an alarm. Okay, gotch Okay.
Speaker 1: What it does is not that. So I I email
Speaker 1: Spotify because I have I have the email chain from
Speaker 1: the last incident with the A L e x A.
Speaker 1: And they run me through a bunch of steps. First
Speaker 1: they tell me, oh, well, I tell them what kind
Speaker 1: of phone everything, and they go what kind of phone
Speaker 1: you have? I go, it's in the email. I did
Speaker 1: all that already. Come on, Oh, do you have an
Speaker 1: SD card? Yes? Remove the SD card Nope. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to do that as nothing to do with the device.
Speaker 1: Not No. So then they say to me, okay, can
Speaker 1: you reboot the phone? I did that already. Uh. Then
Speaker 1: they say to me, can you unlink and relink? Can
Speaker 1: take it? I did all of it. So then they
Speaker 1: say do you have another Android phone? You could use.
Speaker 1: I said, no, I'm not going to use another phone.
Speaker 1: It's not the phone's problem. It doesn't know what Again,
Speaker 1: they don't understand this simple concept. Right, The problem is
Speaker 1: with right? Okay? So uh then they say to me, um, well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna give you a log in for another account.
Speaker 1: Can you log into our test account and then try
Speaker 1: to play the playlists on this test account. Well that's fair,
Speaker 1: I'll do that. I log into the test account and
Speaker 1: it's like Indian rhythms, Gregorian chants, like stuff I would
Speaker 1: never listen to. And I say, hey, hey, hey Google,
Speaker 1: can you please play the Indian music playlist? No problem?
Speaker 1: Hey hey hey Google, shut up? So so I say,
Speaker 1: um so, I said, uh, it's funny. It hears me
Speaker 1: even because I'm saying out loud. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. It's very very sensitive. Yeah, So I say, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: hey Google, shut up? Hey Echo be quiet? Hey Google stop? Okay,
Speaker 1: ridiculous Okay. So I logged into the account and when
Speaker 1: I go to set the alarm to the playlist, it
Speaker 1: does the exact same thing. So here's what it's doing.
Speaker 1: And I have the audio. I sent the audio, so
Speaker 1: on no wait on on my phone no matter what
Speaker 1: playlist I asked it to play for the alarm. Okay,
Speaker 1: it plays my Sami Hagar playlist. Okay, I don't know. No, no,
Speaker 1: we don't play yet. Okay. So I changed the name
Speaker 1: of the Sammy Hagar playlist to no name so it
Speaker 1: could no longer do that. So then, for some reason,
Speaker 1: it plays a playlist with a weird name I've never
Speaker 1: heard of. And I went online and it's a whole
Speaker 1: Reddit page dedicated two people complaining that when they asked
Speaker 1: to set an alarm, it goes to this playlist. I
Speaker 1: sent them the Reddit article and the audio, and they
Speaker 1: wrote me back, Um, can you please take out the
Speaker 1: SD card again? So play the audio of me first
Speaker 1: trying to play. And by the way, I know Sammy
Speaker 1: Hagar used to be in van Halen. It's a coincidence
Speaker 1: it this did this to every playlist, not just van Halen.
Speaker 1: It just so happens for this recording. I used van
Speaker 1: Halen eleven pm to my van Halen playlist on Spotify. Done,
Speaker 1: I'll play the Sammy Hagar playlist for eleven pm. Hey Alexa,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Hey, Google, cancel all my alarms? All right?
Speaker 1: Canceled your alarm for eleven pm. M Hey, Google, set
Speaker 1: an alarm for eleven pm to my Billie Squire playlist
Speaker 1: on Spotify. There, I'll play them. My family is getting
Speaker 1: on my nerves, but I totally still love them. Just
Speaker 1: enough with the noise playlist for eleven pm. The hell,
Speaker 1: by the way, congratulations, we just fucked over every Brooklyn
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Speaker 1: me it's my phone. I'm glad you've I'm glad you've entered,
Speaker 1: and now seven thou devices are going You're beating a
Speaker 1: dead horse. All right, goodbye, it's the Boys podcast. Did
Speaker 1: you talk about your weekend? My weekend in Vegas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I want to talk about your DJ experience. Can
Speaker 1: you explain to me the DJ experience you had? So
Speaker 1: last weekend I was out in Vegas and I did
Speaker 1: a charity event for a for d up on Cancer.
Speaker 1: It's a children's chart. It's a great charity. It's a
Speaker 1: great charity. It's it's d up stands for d like,
Speaker 1: make sure you d up on this guy. It's playing
Speaker 1: defense in basketball and try to ask your own d
Speaker 1: up on cancer. It was I mean, we've done this before,
Speaker 1: and listen to one of our previous podcasts. We did
Speaker 1: this whole stick with this exactly. The celebrity basketball. I
Speaker 1: don't play. I am C, so I was. I was
Speaker 1: trying to call before you man, that's okay, man, I'm
Speaker 1: I don't I don't claim to be an athlete and
Speaker 1: I don't even look like one. I just I'm pretty
Speaker 1: much there to m C and hang out. So I
Speaker 1: pretty much was there to support the cause. And there
Speaker 1: we were Floor Mayweather, who showed up again for one
Speaker 1: of the seventh eighth event now and played the entire
Speaker 1: game with his team. I think Hobby from Team Mom
Speaker 1: was on there and some other people along with us
Speaker 1: hold on team Diggs uh Stefon Diggs from the Bills,
Speaker 1: the wide receiver from the Bills, and of course the cornerback,
Speaker 1: his brother Trayvon Diggs, quarterback from the Dallas Cowboys. Right,
Speaker 1: so they were against him, along with Jeff Timmins and
Speaker 1: Deebo Samuel Jeff Deebo Samuel Deep Samuel from the San
Speaker 1: Francisco Yes, running did Jeff Timmins do our friend from
Speaker 1: doing the game. He did absolutely nothing, because they didn't
Speaker 1: even I felt so bad for him. He played the
Speaker 1: part of bench warmer. Um. The poor guy sat there
Speaker 1: the entire game and they didn't even use him once
Speaker 1: because the competition between the Diggs brothers and Floyd Mayweather
Speaker 1: was so intense. It was the five on five. God,
Speaker 1: it reminded me on the playground when I was a
Speaker 1: fucking kid. Well, I would just sit there and I
Speaker 1: was Jeff Timmins role I was. I was Jeff Timmins.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but a poor guy. Jeff Timmins nine degrees
Speaker 1: um good sport though came out to support the event
Speaker 1: like I did. Is it's not good at sports according
Speaker 1: to the people picking the team's right. So I'm sure
Speaker 1: he is. But you can't compete with Deebo Samuel's and
Speaker 1: you're not going to be brothers. These guys were. These
Speaker 1: guys were out from Blood and they were they were
Speaker 1: going up there. They were d n up on each other.
Speaker 1: You would see them. So I don't want to see that.
Speaker 1: That's not my internet. But yeah, it was. It was
Speaker 1: a fun evening. And then right after that we were well,
Speaker 1: let's skip to the park. So they were like, look,
Speaker 1: we know, they're like you, thanks for doing all this
Speaker 1: for us today. We know the people running the Z
Speaker 1: concert Zed Spinning. I said, Zed Spinning at a club
Speaker 1: in America? What z Z E d D. Yeah, So like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love Z. You know, he's got a lot of
Speaker 1: hits on the radio. Google him. If you don't know,
Speaker 1: you definitely know his music. Uh. And so I'm like,
Speaker 1: fucking hey man, this is awesome. I mean, and he
Speaker 1: he's playing this new nightclub. Let's go to I went to.
Speaker 1: So they let us all in to see Zed and
Speaker 1: then they were like, hey, you want to come to
Speaker 1: the stage, and I'm like, fuck yeah. On the stage,
Speaker 1: we knew they knew someone knew a guy, the guy
Speaker 1: controlling access to the DJ booth and the stage. DJ
Speaker 1: Booth was on the stage and so we were like
Speaker 1: fuck yeah. So we got right into the stage area
Speaker 1: and we were literally standing behind Z like the only
Speaker 1: thing that was it was like like maybe a three
Speaker 1: ft partition between us and Z, and Zed was like
Speaker 1: sitting two feet in front of me facing the crowd.
Speaker 1: I'm facing the crowd, but I'm facing Zed, so z
Speaker 1: Zed's asses in my face and he's spinning and then
Speaker 1: looking at the back of Zed's head. I was back
Speaker 1: of z head, right, the back of z head right,
Speaker 1: So so I was watching it and we were just
Speaker 1: all partying and drinking and it was a great time.
Speaker 1: So I don't see you told me you're all because
Speaker 1: first of all, you told me at first before they
Speaker 1: brought you back, you got to be in front of
Speaker 1: the stage, like front row front. It was front, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you told me your front row, that is correct, and
Speaker 1: then they let us in the back, right. I I
Speaker 1: don't understand that from so I've been to many UH
Speaker 1: music concerts, rock concerts. You want to get close to
Speaker 1: the stage because you want to see that first of
Speaker 1: all their legends, but you want to get you want
Speaker 1: to get close to like hear the singer better. You
Speaker 1: want to see the fingering of the guitar. You want
Speaker 1: to get to the close of the instruments. Right. But
Speaker 1: but the DJ, as talented as he may be, he's
Speaker 1: just pushing buttons on an iPad and sliding some lobs
Speaker 1: and lovers. There's no benefit to getting closer. It's much
Speaker 1: right past right. He may or may not even be
Speaker 1: playing a prerecorded mix and just hitting the play button.
Speaker 1: I don't see the fascination and getting closer to him.
Speaker 1: Explain that to me. Okay, So so there in lies
Speaker 1: the problem, right, if you think about this, they I'm
Speaker 1: thinking they may be just playing an MP three, you know,
Speaker 1: especially if they've got a video show that goes along
Speaker 1: with their set, because the two have to be coordinated.
Speaker 1: There's no way he could be mixing on the fly
Speaker 1: and someone in the background, uh you know who's on
Speaker 1: the video screens catching up with him. Everything is perfectly
Speaker 1: sinc and coordinated, which is why it really is at
Speaker 1: this point, someone just running. They press one button when
Speaker 1: they start in the whole thing, the whole set rolls. Now.
Speaker 1: He may make it a little bit louder. He may
Speaker 1: make the basse louder at some point, But the actual mixes, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying all of them. There's not a light show,
Speaker 1: like who do we see who's Kevin Calvin Harris. We
Speaker 1: saw him at one one of the I Heart Radio
Speaker 1: music festivals. I think they had like robots and uh,
Speaker 1: springy fake arms shooting out of him. That was all
Speaker 1: time to the music. You can't you can't do that
Speaker 1: on the fly, so correct. Yes, they probably have a
Speaker 1: pre which most likely have a prerecorded mix, and they
Speaker 1: are all they're doing is theatrics. What the equivalent of
Speaker 1: Britney Spears did her entire career where she into that
Speaker 1: microphone on her face was right, that was off onto
Speaker 1: her you know her face, Mike. Uh, that is the
Speaker 1: equivalent of what DJs, These modern DJs do today in
Speaker 1: these clubs. They they jump around a lot, they do
Speaker 1: press buttons and faders. Pain. They may be bringing they
Speaker 1: may be bringing a little up, a little bit of
Speaker 1: the base as you just said. They may be doing
Speaker 1: some accents and things, but as far as mixing the
Speaker 1: songs beat for beat and going beat matching and going
Speaker 1: to the next one, they have not. They might have
Speaker 1: to listen this software that will time the they will
Speaker 1: show the lights and the flash with the music. I
Speaker 1: get that, but there's no way to know if he's
Speaker 1: mixing live or not. There's not trying to but the
Speaker 1: worst disparage Z I'm saying in general, I don't understand
Speaker 1: we've got a topic by getting close. I gotta stand
Speaker 1: close to the guy. The excitement of it and and
Speaker 1: one of the things that have been lost in the
Speaker 1: the modern DJ superstar the superstar DJs, these world renowned
Speaker 1: guys that come out and play these residencies in vege
Speaker 1: and like fucking you know, wherever you're going all around
Speaker 1: the world. These guys go from day to day. The
Speaker 1: differences between those dudes and the old school where people
Speaker 1: just to hire a DJ for whatever is the people.
Speaker 1: The old school DJ's were about the dancing on the
Speaker 1: dance floor, so they wanted to the dance floor was
Speaker 1: the main focus, and people focusing on each other and
Speaker 1: hanging out with each other was the focus. With these dudes,
Speaker 1: it's more of everyone's stand face forward and jump up
Speaker 1: and down with the music and stare at the DJ
Speaker 1: all night. Who's who may or may not be mixing live.
Speaker 1: He's just he was doing these you know, jumping up
Speaker 1: and down acrobatics and pretending to go along with it,
Speaker 1: and you know, putting his hand cupping over his earphone
Speaker 1: with one hand and then you know, doing some business
Speaker 1: with his fingers with his other hand. That is exactly it.
Speaker 1: And and it's said because we've lost we've lost the
Speaker 1: art of you know, the nightclub when those particular superstars
Speaker 1: are on the stage. Absolutely all right, we got some
Speaker 1: soundclips and I want to do some a little bit
Speaker 1: of grammar police, so you want to do the sound clips. Well,
Speaker 1: I think there was more to that. I just you
Speaker 1: just said something. I just wanted No, no, you didn't
Speaker 1: do anything wrong. I just wanted to know what the
Speaker 1: fascination is. We're getting up close to the guy faking
Speaker 1: mixing or at least mixing, but like he's just sliding
Speaker 1: some level. Well as talented as that is, no, no
Speaker 1: disrespect is zed well in the studio, he's produced some
Speaker 1: major hits with like Alessia Kara, with some other artists.
Speaker 1: But yes, but yes, but yeah. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: not only that, there was that other dynamic of old
Speaker 1: school where there's a no name on stage, people just
Speaker 1: they're feeling the music and then dancing themselves. They when
Speaker 1: a superstars on stage like that, they tend to stand
Speaker 1: and watch. So they paid all that money for now.
Speaker 1: But you can't see him doing it like a guitar.
Speaker 1: You can see him playing guitar, right, you can't see
Speaker 1: him up on the thing. You can't see his hands.
Speaker 1: You just see his arm is moving a little bit.
Speaker 1: All right. What you got skier porn for me? Yes?
Speaker 1: I do? Okay? So where are we at? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Where I'm like just trying to figure some you got
Speaker 1: your eighteen million dollar or a sound system there? I
Speaker 1: think we gotta I think we gotta take one more
Speaker 1: a little Uh no, don't do that. Talk about then
Speaker 1: we do the sound Yes, yes we are, okay, I promise,
Speaker 1: I promise. I know what I'm doing. I know. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna grammar police also, yes, that's wow. Just follow
Speaker 1: my lead sometimes what what up to the front? Follow
Speaker 1: my nose? It always no, because we were on we're
Speaker 1: on a clock, so we have to do alright, alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: So the Olympics is going on now, the Winter Olympics,
Speaker 1: and uh in China. All right, so uh, this is
Speaker 1: a skier Now they've got some new fangled moves apparently
Speaker 1: that I was not aware of in the U in
Speaker 1: one of the jumps, one of the jump events. So
Speaker 1: listen to the move was being described, and tell me
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like either a porno movie or Nicki
Speaker 1: Minaj Song's a massive triple cork with that nose butter.
Speaker 1: Very bitch chump there for Henry. Nose butter, a triple
Speaker 1: cork which sounds like, you know, four people, right, one
Speaker 1: woman and three guys, the triple cork and nose butter.
Speaker 1: This is a massive triple cork with that nose butter.
Speaker 1: Very bit chump there for Henry. Where on your porn
Speaker 1: hob you go looking for the triple cork with nose butter.
Speaker 1: Now before you tweet me, h you went out there party?
Speaker 1: Hold on, what happens? Hold on? Uh? He's got his
Speaker 1: internal mic gone. I gotta love this technical difficulties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how's my equipment holding holding up? I think pretty well?
Speaker 1: You know what? I kicked the cable? Of course you did.
Speaker 1: You knocked it out. You sucked yourself. I'm not even
Speaker 1: gonna edit this. Can you hear me out? It's a calamity.
Speaker 1: I love it. We're a fucking disaster. We are hearing
Speaker 1: we're a dumpster fire. Yes, I hear you. And he's
Speaker 1: gone and he's bad. I'm back now. I kicked the cable. Look,
Speaker 1: I told you, I'm not in my usual setup kick
Speaker 1: the cable. I kicked the cable. So the cable is
Speaker 1: and I moved the cable of South Park reference. Alright, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So now this listen, this is a little bit of
Speaker 1: a longer clip. I want you to hear the stretch
Speaker 1: that this woman announcing the opening ceremonies is going for.
Speaker 1: It may be one of the dumbest stretches I've heard
Speaker 1: in sports. She's talking about the country of Georgia, former
Speaker 1: part of it, I believe the Soviet Union. Right, She's
Speaker 1: talking about the country of Georgia. Listen to her talk
Speaker 1: about sports and how she ties it all together, and
Speaker 1: then tell me you wouldn't want to break your television set.
Speaker 1: The nation of Georgia has competed in every Olympic Games
Speaker 1: since and we'll do so again here in Beijing. Nine athletes. Now,
Speaker 1: it's ourn forty medals in the summer Olympics, done very well,
Speaker 1: but never meddled in winter. That Mike, I just keep leaking.
Speaker 1: You know, the Atlanta Braves won the World Series the
Speaker 1: University of Georgia with the college group on national title.
Speaker 1: Couldn't this be Georgia's year? God, different Georgia be just
Speaker 1: a thought, then it will sweet, So Georgia on your mind.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. She can't help but think that the
Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves, who play in America's state of Georgia and
Speaker 1: where the Georgia college team won the championship, that somehow
Speaker 1: that will bring luck to the country of Georgia. And
Speaker 1: they're playing Georgia on my mind. They're playing Georgia on
Speaker 1: my mind, which is nothing to do with the country
Speaker 1: to Georgia. But it's just so stupid, stupid. One has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the other. Well, because the Atlanta
Speaker 1: Braves who play in Georgia and the Georgia college football
Speaker 1: team they won. I can't help I can't help it.
Speaker 1: I can't, she says. I can't help but think maybe
Speaker 1: this is the year for Georgia. They haven't won a
Speaker 1: Winter Olympics in forty years, a medal in forty years.
Speaker 1: But because America's two sports teams that have nothing to
Speaker 1: do Georgia, and by the way, on the other side
Speaker 1: of the planet. So and so give answering me that scary.
Speaker 1: Did she come up with that on her own or
Speaker 1: did some ship head in the back right that for her,
Speaker 1: Like I've got a great idea, you can say that
Speaker 1: the latter, and she's just this is this is an example.
Speaker 1: This is an example of of anchor. Man, you just
Speaker 1: read what's on the read. What's she's reading's just talking
Speaker 1: head reading what's in front of her. If she, by
Speaker 1: the way, with probably without any jurisdiction in the matter,
Speaker 1: she probably didn't get to say ahead of time. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say that. That's gonna make me
Speaker 1: look stupid. I thought was clever. She thought that was
Speaker 1: this was done by the writers. I don't have no part.
Speaker 1: That's pretty bad, all right. Um, I got to two
Speaker 1: clips that relate to butts. Do you have the butt clip? Yes?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what she was talking about
Speaker 1: on a cable news channel, but but listen to the clip.
Speaker 1: So what you're saying, because I hear the butt and
Speaker 1: so I want to pull it out of you? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: Now I'm saying because I hear the butt and so
Speaker 1: I want to pull it out of you. So apparently
Speaker 1: he had said, like, you know, like he was hedging
Speaker 1: about something. So she was implying, like I hear there's
Speaker 1: a butt somewhere in that sentence, right, like right here,
Speaker 1: I want to pull it out. It didn't sound right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So the next clip is West Virginia Governor Jim Justice, who,
Speaker 1: by the way, is a character and a half. He
Speaker 1: is a straight shooting, straight talking guy. Um. He says
Speaker 1: what's on his mind, and uh, whether you agree with
Speaker 1: him politically or not is irrelevant. He is just funny
Speaker 1: as shit. So somebody made a comment about him or
Speaker 1: his politics he didn't like. So he held up his
Speaker 1: bulldog in a in a in some kind of meeting
Speaker 1: and said to this person, right, you can kiss my
Speaker 1: dog's ass. And he held up the dog and it
Speaker 1: held up the dog's ass. Right. The woman newscaster makes
Speaker 1: a a an ass pun, right, and then the guy
Speaker 1: on the newscaster follows it up with a comment that
Speaker 1: he didn't realize was just as bad. Play the clip
Speaker 1: and you'll see what he says, and you understand why
Speaker 1: it's even worse. Kiss her, heinie right now, the newscasters,
Speaker 1: But there is a backstory if you'll allow this. So
Speaker 1: she says, there's a backstory, and she does that look
Speaker 1: like I'm making a backside joke. And then he tries
Speaker 1: to be funny and goes, rim shot. But I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: rim shot is worse to say about an ass than anything.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? Oh? Scary? You see what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: He said, rim shot? But he he also made an
Speaker 1: ass joke without realizing it. He said, see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You don't see what I'm saying. Do you really want
Speaker 1: to end on that? Don't end on that? All right?
Speaker 1: Can we play one more clip. Let's go to the police.
Speaker 1: Let's just do that. Fuck me police, alright. On that note,
Speaker 1: gund police police. So Danielle Marie, my guess is she
Speaker 1: works in a school or she's a she's a teacher.
Speaker 1: I don't know what her job is. But she says
Speaker 1: there's a problem with the sign. So there's a They
Speaker 1: opened up across the street from her, a convenience store,
Speaker 1: an exotic paraphernalia store. So they sell sex toys right
Speaker 1: across from the school. And next to the sex toy
Speaker 1: shop across from the school is a tat Pauler. This
Speaker 1: is a rough neighborhood. Oh my god, so she wrote,
Speaker 1: not only did they open this ship right in front
Speaker 1: of my school, but they can't even spell, so they
Speaker 1: wrote convenience and Exotic Convenience c O N V I
Speaker 1: E N E C canvy and set a bad precedent
Speaker 1: for the kids, right right? Never mind? What else is
Speaker 1: one of the stores there looking at the window selling
Speaker 1: sex toys in the window and is a big sign
Speaker 1: with red letters. All it says is a t M.
Speaker 1: Now a t M and porn means something completely different.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if that's an ut telemachine or not. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say that. We have a podcast.
Speaker 1: We have a podcast. Brandy Rotkowski sent in a Grammar
Speaker 1: Police a couple of weeks ago. I'm just getting to
Speaker 1: it now. I just couldn't help it. This has been
Speaker 1: driving me nuts for days. David Brody, I need to know,
Speaker 1: Um does this mean they woke up? And the article
Speaker 1: in the newspaper says, according to the hospital, this person
Speaker 1: did not call nine one or seek medical treatment after
Speaker 1: he began to vomit and lost unconsciousness. So they want
Speaker 1: to know if they lost unconsciousness they wake up, they
Speaker 1: must have woken up before they vomited, because you can't
Speaker 1: vomit when you're unconscious. Well, you also can't lose unconsciousness.
Speaker 1: You lose unconsciousness, right, So that was a grand police
Speaker 1: thank you, Brandy. And last, but not least, somebody texted
Speaker 1: me today we have a lot of funny voicemails a
Speaker 1: lot as one word. So I wrote back a lot
Speaker 1: as one word, question mark, like, how could you write that?
Speaker 1: And they wrote back, yep seven that, by the way,
Speaker 1: that came from me. You asked, it came from scary
Speaker 1: Jones wrote you. You didn't hear what I said. You
Speaker 1: wrote we have a lot of voicemails a l O
Speaker 1: T one word and it's all capitalized, which means you
Speaker 1: typed it, not voice texted it. You typed a l
Speaker 1: O T. I meant to put a space there. Yes,
Speaker 1: a lot, A lot is two words. It's a lot,
Speaker 1: that's right. But you spelled it as one word, which
Speaker 1: we've talked about. I know that though, but I didn't
Speaker 1: realize I typed it as one word in the time.
Speaker 1: And then when I wrote back a l O T
Speaker 1: question mark, you didn't question me. You just answered it.
Speaker 1: Seven grammar police on Scary Jones. Now, can I ask
Speaker 1: one more question before we leave? Yeah, Scary and I
Speaker 1: have been talking with the weather getting nicer, the summer's
Speaker 1: coming before you know it, and we've talked about offering
Speaker 1: possibly a Brooklyn Boys bikini Yes, with my name on
Speaker 1: one bikini cup and Scary's name on the other bikini cup.
Speaker 1: That would be breast, left breast, right breast, right well on,
Speaker 1: but it would be on the top of mcken, not
Speaker 1: on your actual breast. That would be right, It would
Speaker 1: be the So my question is, since we always debate
Speaker 1: which goes first, Brody Scary scary Brody? If you were
Speaker 1: buying it, would you want people to see Brody on
Speaker 1: your right breast and Scary in your left breast as
Speaker 1: they look at you or would you rather see it
Speaker 1: as you look down Brody on your left breast and
Speaker 1: scaring your right breast. You can't have it both ways?
Speaker 1: Well you can't, you well, you certainly can't. You could.
Speaker 1: It's upside down, but you know it. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: sell two versions of it, not I don't know. So
Speaker 1: what what I'm saying is, do you want it to
Speaker 1: be brody and scary for people looking at your boobs.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to be on the crotch
Speaker 1: your own. I want to be No, I want to
Speaker 1: be uh yeah, on the on the bikini bottoms. So
Speaker 1: you want to beat now you want to be on
Speaker 1: the back side? You want front back seas Oh so okay,
Speaker 1: So then that's question to the bottom. Do you want
Speaker 1: the brody in the front in the back? I think
Speaker 1: that's a better question. Is what depends on which you're walking.
Speaker 1: Do you want to look down and see Brodie's name
Speaker 1: on your crotch or scary? I think I think you
Speaker 1: should be on the butt because you're an asshole. Oh
Speaker 1: I want to cost anything? Call us at two on
Speaker 1: eight f sevent What would you want to look at?
Speaker 1: Brock Boys Brock Brock Boys, BA