WEBVTT - #206: Super Swine Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>Start Data Star Up Brooklyn. By star Up Brooklyn buys data,

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<v Speaker 1>they're making noise Data Up Episode two oh six, the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys Podcast. That's us and we'll make we say

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<v Speaker 1>we with we we're making noise. What do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>by making noise? What kind of noises do we really make? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're loud, but I think we also make noise in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the world. We are changing people's lives when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to grammar, when it comes to customer service,

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to drive through fast food restaurants. Are

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<v Speaker 1>we making noise? Are we? Are we shake? Rattling and rolling?

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<v Speaker 1>We are shaking the foundations of American society are wet

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<v Speaker 1>m We are not you two oh, we just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think about YouTube by the coming up in our voicemail

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<v Speaker 1>segment later on, how do I sound, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're in a bathroom. I was about to say,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about the eight pound gorilla in the room,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's Brodie's acoustics. Okay, there's nothing wrong on my system,

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<v Speaker 1>So let's just your microphone. Your microphone sounds great. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you know what I may I may have to

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<v Speaker 1>turn Let me see if I turn this, if it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds any better? Is that better? Now? M move the

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<v Speaker 1>check hello, check one to do it? Hello, Hello, check

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<v Speaker 1>one too. Hello, now yell hello, that's a little bit less. Echo. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I get this. You should buy what I bought. I

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<v Speaker 1>bought this wind screen. I'm about to test it live

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast right now here you are. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let's see now if I talk into it like this,

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<v Speaker 1>do I sound a little bit better? Maybe maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, but that's still that. See, it's still coming

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<v Speaker 1>back at me because I'm coming through your headphones. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta lower that. No, I was leaning over to that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. I was leaning over, was stratching my ankle.

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<v Speaker 1>You lean back, you lean back, lean back. So I

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<v Speaker 1>am not in the cold base Mint broadcasting live from

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<v Speaker 1>the cold basement. Where are you? I didn't Well, normally

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<v Speaker 1>I have to go in the basement, right And I

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<v Speaker 1>turned the heat off because the heat the furnaces down there,

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<v Speaker 1>and you hate the noise in the background. Well, my

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<v Speaker 1>furnace turned itself off on Saturday, Okay. So I was

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<v Speaker 1>having a problem that I thought was the thermostat, and

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<v Speaker 1>the thermostat kept shutting off. So I had the thermostat

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<v Speaker 1>replaced on Sunday and it wasn't working right on Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a nice little hum, So I thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that. That's to go with the rattling. The rattling,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's the DVR in the room. I'm not I'm

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<v Speaker 1>plugging the DVR. Sorry anyway, So pscn G came back

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<v Speaker 1>because I said, look, I'm having the same problem with

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<v Speaker 1>the new thermostat as the old thermostats. So he went

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<v Speaker 1>and he he goes in the basement. He opens up

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<v Speaker 1>the furnace. He says, oh, look here, you have a

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<v Speaker 1>little switch problem. You see, when I flick it, it

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<v Speaker 1>shuts off. The vibration of the unit is shutting off

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<v Speaker 1>the unit because it's it's flipping the switch. I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>get your new switch. Not a problem. I'll put a

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<v Speaker 1>temporary switch in here, picks it up, and then I'll

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<v Speaker 1>order you the new switch lab in a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 1>Call for the point and we'll put it in. Boom boom, boom.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have a contract, a worry free contract with

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<v Speaker 1>the company with the guests and electric company here and

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<v Speaker 1>they said, oh, no problem done, okay, he says, let

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<v Speaker 1>me just give it a just give it a look through.

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<v Speaker 1>While I'm in here, and he says, he says, calls

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<v Speaker 1>me downstairs. He goes, like, I speak to you from

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<v Speaker 1>it now. He has no financial angle here. There's there's

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<v Speaker 1>no there's no financial benefit for him. He's gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>drop a bomb. Here we go. Yeah, he says, your

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<v Speaker 1>heat exchangers rusted out of course. So I said, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well can I replace that? He goes, it's the it's

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<v Speaker 1>the same price basically as the whole unit. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take who thing upon it's not worth. They gotta replace

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<v Speaker 1>the unit. So I said, well, how much is the unit?

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<v Speaker 1>He says, well, you know, it could be anywhere from

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<v Speaker 1>six to what what? What? What? So? I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>can you just put the switch back and make it

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<v Speaker 1>work like you were gonna do? So he says to me,

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<v Speaker 1>this thing that I did an air test. There's air

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<v Speaker 1>escaping from the heat exchanger and pilots are rusted, and

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<v Speaker 1>that means that carbon monoxide could mix into your venting system.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, dude, that's a real that's a that's

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<v Speaker 1>an imminent danger to you. Right. So I said, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying either way, I said, I'm either gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>cold or I'm gonna be cold and dead, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know much of an option there. Um, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>by law, I can't turn it back on. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to replace this. So I haven't had heat since Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Have saved your life? You had carbon monoxide? That's well

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't, but he said it could at any moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh if I like, let's say, a little piece rusted

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<v Speaker 1>off and fell in like then the common like it

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<v Speaker 1>was close to going. So it's a blessing that it went.

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<v Speaker 1>He noticed it because I would have all would have

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<v Speaker 1>been the wacky pratfalls of being a homeowner. You know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy I'm not so I'm not in the basic.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm up in the I'm up, yeah right, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm up in the bedroom. Yeah one of them. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>one of the bedroom is not the main bedroom. You're

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<v Speaker 1>here in your bedroom, here in my bedroom. Yep, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>A Goldfinger, goldfingerld Finger, Goldfinger. That's a great song. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's just nine punk song. Room. Yeah. Uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>have changed, but I have stayed the same. We should

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<v Speaker 1>play that. We can't not us the shot us oh

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<v Speaker 1>and the Big show. Absolutely anyway, A different acoustics schmoo sticks.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is really a clear signal that it's

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<v Speaker 1>time for us to return to the studio. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, my furnace broke. Yeah, because we just don't

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<v Speaker 1>sound good. We we need to we sound fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>do more to talk about with the furnace, but I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'll talk about that later. I got some problems

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<v Speaker 1>that arose from me trying to get it fixed. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, I'm going to just let you know that.

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<v Speaker 1>We had some listeners that texted in and said they're

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<v Speaker 1>catching up on old episodes, and it's like, be careful

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<v Speaker 1>what you wish for because everyone's quoting one O seven,

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<v Speaker 1>all of us, all of a sudden, episode one O

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<v Speaker 1>seven is getting all this love. And that's the episode

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<v Speaker 1>where I say, imagine a time when we could just

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<v Speaker 1>do this from our houses. This was pre pandemic, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the funk are we thinking? And they said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll come to my house, We'll go to your How

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<v Speaker 1>you were so hell bent against it, You're like, funk

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<v Speaker 1>that I will never do a podcast from my house. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the reason I said that at the time was that

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<v Speaker 1>I want first of all, the studio always sounds better.

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<v Speaker 1>It does and we also get it done right away

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<v Speaker 1>if we'd like schedule it and then have you come

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<v Speaker 1>over my house when we go over your house again,

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't make any sense. Plus, we didn't have the

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<v Speaker 1>technology at that point that we have. Now we have

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<v Speaker 1>software that was that we discovered I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>it was invented post pandemic that allows us to have

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<v Speaker 1>radio quality digital quality sound for free sound, which we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know about. So we didn't know about Zoom at

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<v Speaker 1>that point either. So um, so, speaking of text messages,

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<v Speaker 1>if I can just interrupt you go for We get

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of a couple of text messages that I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to run by you. Um. One of them said,

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<v Speaker 1>we were talking about Elvis scanning, and somebody texted in, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there used to be a song called Scatman by Scatman John.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the song I'm saying, to which I replied, there

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<v Speaker 1>still is. Uh. Somebody texted in, Danielle killed a cricket

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<v Speaker 1>in her basement, and somebody said, what if the cricket

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<v Speaker 1>had a family, So I wrote back, they would have

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<v Speaker 1>to kill the whole family. Yeah, exactly, We'll get all

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<v Speaker 1>of them. And then finally somebody texted in s C

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<v Speaker 1>A R Y. They still think your name is scary.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a long time because Elvis sometimes goes Scary Radio,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're scar It's a playful thing. He calls me scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I you know, often when I say scary, like when

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<v Speaker 1>I said the movie was scary, I find myself having

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<v Speaker 1>to remember it's not scary anyway. It says scary is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of weird. But I bet we would get along

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<v Speaker 1>playing Call of Duty? Has anything ever been more off

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<v Speaker 1>based than that? I'm not exactly a game or folks.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean what I said, You are so off base,

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<v Speaker 1>you have no idea. Yeah, I hung my game control

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<v Speaker 1>and my head set back in the super days. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>actually I did have super intiest and there were no

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<v Speaker 1>headphones at the time. Then you couldn't connect, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and play each other, you know, over over wifire, over

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<v Speaker 1>the internet. No such thing. The Internet wasn't born yet. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't born for the mainstream public. Don't tweet us.

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<v Speaker 1>We know it was born in the seventies. Whatever. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of the Internet, is internet? What is internet? So

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<v Speaker 1>there's a couple of things I wanted to mention. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a great TikTok page. Oh, I can't remember what it's called.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have to find it anyway. So Jamie was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about being on Uh. She did an interview which I

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<v Speaker 1>tweeted and it's on Walker's Underscore Talkers if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it. And she talks about a couple of things.

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<v Speaker 1>One how I didn't hire her when she applied to

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<v Speaker 1>be an intern, which we can talk about if you

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<v Speaker 1>want me to talk about. But she said she was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the internet and now she didn't know. She

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<v Speaker 1>was a big fan of the elvistre In Morning Show

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<v Speaker 1>and she didn't know what the morning show looked like

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<v Speaker 1>when she was a fan. And she said she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get online. She didn't get on the internet until that's late.

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<v Speaker 1>It's late. I was on A four and that was late,

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<v Speaker 1>Like my wife was on A ninety three and I

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I remember at college they called

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<v Speaker 1>us into a secret meeting into the TV radio department

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<v Speaker 1>and my my professor was like you you were the

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<v Speaker 1>chosen six and we're like what, we had this new

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<v Speaker 1>thing here, it's it's all see this computer. It has

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<v Speaker 1>this this information super highway on it. Everything was in

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<v Speaker 1>black and white and like like dos dos, uh you

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<v Speaker 1>know what whatever the hell that the system is? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so dos before Microsoft word and he goes, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna give you each this thing called an electronic mail address,

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<v Speaker 1>so scary you could be whatever scary at q UNI

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<v Speaker 1>dot D like quney Brooklyn College dot QNI I had

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<v Speaker 1>like it was just long ass address. And then the

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<v Speaker 1>six of us would be able to use the computer

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<v Speaker 1>in the TV radio office at Brooklyn College to go

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<v Speaker 1>and check our electronic mail. This was uh like and

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<v Speaker 1>it was like top secret, like, don't tell anyone else

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<v Speaker 1>on campus. This is new here and only certain people

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<v Speaker 1>are being are being can use this new technology in

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<v Speaker 1>this service, I mean needless to say, who am I

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<v Speaker 1>sending email too? At that point, when we only knew

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<v Speaker 1>just the six of us, I'm like, and we just

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<v Speaker 1>call each other. Thanks. Well, you remember that the joke

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<v Speaker 1>that I wrote. I didn't write it, but I gave

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<v Speaker 1>it to Mr Cardboard Tube last week when Mr Cardboard

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<v Speaker 1>Tube was in Oh yeah, I think in the end

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<v Speaker 1>the question was what was more important than the invention

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<v Speaker 1>of the first phone the second phone? Oh that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>you have no one to call, right exactly, But but

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<v Speaker 1>you know they're like you could talk to people that

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<v Speaker 1>other schools. You have people at any Sunni schools. We

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<v Speaker 1>can We're all connected. Now you could send electronic mail

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<v Speaker 1>to your friends in Binghamton. Yeah, I did that ninety

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<v Speaker 1>four when I worked at Starbucks. I sent an electronic order,

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<v Speaker 1>uh coffee order to Seattle. But it was intra company,

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<v Speaker 1>so it only went from like my computer to the

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<v Speaker 1>like so my log into their log in. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>like a true what is what does email? Now? What

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<v Speaker 1>does email? But there's a there's a TikTok account that

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<v Speaker 1>I started that I'd like, um, I really should follow it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that it took a screenshot. It's called Humanoid History,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's all videos of old commercials and old newscasts

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<v Speaker 1>of people like amazed at things. So let's let's listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this right here to talk you that I got

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<v Speaker 1>to follow account Natari game where big Bird goes back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth catching eggs dropped from three chickens. They're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how it's an educational game and it's new on

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<v Speaker 1>the market, and so this has got to be I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, nineteen seventy seventy nine. So here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>This looks like a video game player up here, isn't

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<v Speaker 1>it right? What we have here is a video game computer,

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<v Speaker 1>the Atari, and the Atari last year was a very

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<v Speaker 1>hot item in terms of video games. The video game

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<v Speaker 1>sales have lagged this this year, and the software manufacturers

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<v Speaker 1>realized there are millions of people out there who would

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<v Speaker 1>still like to use this unit, so they're starting to

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<v Speaker 1>make educational programs. Okay, so this guy this, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like wood paneling on the TV set that the

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<v Speaker 1>TV studio and it's just so old looking and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>so what is that? He's like, it's an Atari and

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<v Speaker 1>sales are down, so they're making educational games, but people

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<v Speaker 1>still want to use it. Yeah, it's the all It's

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<v Speaker 1>the all time classic video gamings. What TikTok account? Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Because that I'm really interested? Said humanoid his humanoid? But

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<v Speaker 1>is that? Is that it at humanoid humanoid History? What

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<v Speaker 1>is Internet humanoid History? If I said David Brody, you

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<v Speaker 1>know it's at David Brodie. Okay, I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that we haven't we all have to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you it's at humanoid History. I'm gonna find it. I

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<v Speaker 1>probably have the same thing on Instagram. Okay, it might

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<v Speaker 1>be hey we we uh we gotta play some fun

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<v Speaker 1>voicemails coming up next is all right, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of sound clips and rody Uh yeah. You

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<v Speaker 1>could always get in touch with us at two one,

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<v Speaker 1>eight three eight to se f you se I have

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<v Speaker 1>a really good piece of audio of it's a commercial. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like me to go last? Do it? Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do it right now? Alright? So I got a d

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<v Speaker 1>M from Gustavo zapps z a p z. He mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>me in a comment he tagged a an Instagram post

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<v Speaker 1>of yours a real that's scary Jones put up and

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<v Speaker 1>it says on the next episode of The Brooklyn Boys,

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<v Speaker 1>David Brodie will roast you for an hour and I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait, ha can't wait, So can't wait. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna click. The ah is Um is a song is

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<v Speaker 1>a group from the eighties. Take on No. What was

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<v Speaker 1>that commercial playing last weeks? That juice of water with

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<v Speaker 1>juice in it, the water, the laha with the vaha.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a ha ha, here we go, scary what's

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<v Speaker 1>going now? Listen? Uh? This company sent me the product

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<v Speaker 1>also and it's excellent. Now. Uh, my wife liked it

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<v Speaker 1>a lot because it came with a bottle of Tito's.

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<v Speaker 1>She loves Tito's vodka. So I pretty much lost this

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<v Speaker 1>when it arrived. That being said, um, I gotta call

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<v Speaker 1>you out on on the verbage, not the product of

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<v Speaker 1>the way you pronounce. Hold on, let me get some

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<v Speaker 1>audio here tonight. Oh here we go. Oh boy, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel better tomorrow when I use us dust tonight comes

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<v Speaker 1>and take lemonade, lemon mind and grapefruit. Breaking out the

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<v Speaker 1>fancy ice for this stuff. Now, time for the vodka

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<v Speaker 1>and it's some club soda, bose dust. Time for a dusty.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't stir it inna take a sip. Let's see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Go go go, go, go taste excellent. Lord of the

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<v Speaker 1>lect likes no carbs, no sugar. A yeah. First of all, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what's what the what's what the booze dust? So it's

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<v Speaker 1>what's what the glug glug glug sound effect. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>the way you talk. And you're like, and what's the

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<v Speaker 1>other word you did? You said it like booze dust.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like boo doest what's going on? Here's what's happening?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? First of all, that was that was favorite powder.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's it's electro lights. It's it's a mix.

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<v Speaker 1>It's electro lights and and and it actually has a

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<v Speaker 1>nice little taste to it, a little subtle taste if

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<v Speaker 1>you add it to your your liquor. It's a preventative

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<v Speaker 1>way of trying not to Well, we're just gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>see you feel better in the morning, okay, so what

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<v Speaker 1>We're not gonna go down any other path beyond that.

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<v Speaker 1>So so basically it's a preventative measure that you take,

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<v Speaker 1>if I want to interpret that, it might it might

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<v Speaker 1>for some people not only add flavor. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>not a commercial, but it might reduce hangover bazing people. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't use it. We don't use this. I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you're not doing it. I'm saying for me,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like electrolytes would be helpful, that's all. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not so it is a thing that it's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, and it's what the what the goats sounds?

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<v Speaker 1>What's okay? So so I I recorded the radio ad

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<v Speaker 1>and similarly what you were playing was I think the

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<v Speaker 1>real I did on and and the TikTok nothing real

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<v Speaker 1>about that, my friend, that's r e l real from it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay anyway, so Booze Dust. They like, look, we like this,

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<v Speaker 1>but we want the boot. We want Booze does. We

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<v Speaker 1>want Booze does to jump out. We wanted to scream

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<v Speaker 1>Booze scream. So I said, what if I did it more?

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<v Speaker 1>So we were on a phone call together. We did

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<v Speaker 1>like a kind of a you know, like a pre

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<v Speaker 1>call after after the commercials recorded the original version, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, yeah, you know what they're like. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, what if if I did booze dust? Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's cool. Booze Dust is cool, but it's still it

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<v Speaker 1>should it should be a little bit more. It should

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<v Speaker 1>be boozed us. They want me to go about what

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<v Speaker 1>about the drinking part? Well, right there on drinking on camera,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm drinking it on camera. But I needed and there

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<v Speaker 1>was nothing for me to say. They're another three seconds

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<v Speaker 1>while I was drinking. I'm like, it's gonna sound weird

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<v Speaker 1>if I stopped talking, So let me voiced over. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me voiced over the sound effect of me drinking going

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<v Speaker 1>go goo gook. I thought it would be cute. I

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<v Speaker 1>ad that was a that was an ad lib. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you watch the video. It's actually kind of funny

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<v Speaker 1>and cute at the same time, is it. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>but but this whole thing reminds me by the way

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<v Speaker 1>of of Howard Stern and private parts, because his bosses

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<v Speaker 1>would tell him, you're not on w NBC, You're on

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<v Speaker 1>w w and BC. So when I was on this call,

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, yeah, do it like that, like over

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<v Speaker 1>accentuate the cruise dust, Like don't you w in BC? Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I got it, No, I got it, all right. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a great project. Right now, they're offering send

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<v Speaker 1>off you just code Elvis, bitch hit that and I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>bitch code to jingle scary not cool booze dust dot com. Motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey listen, I'm trying to get him to advertise on

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast. Well that'd be great, I have I told

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<v Speaker 1>you my wife, we need to sell fucking bottles of

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<v Speaker 1>booze dust and it works. You guys, don't do anything

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<v Speaker 1>until hey, can we play somebody's voice, play some voicemails,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I will do my sound at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, we were already look at this, We're already

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<v Speaker 1>we're chewing up time. Dude. Alright, so our listeners called

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<v Speaker 1>two on eight, f you a seventy seven and listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't. We're not playing back everyone we got. We're

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<v Speaker 1>playing back an assortment. If we don't play yours, we

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<v Speaker 1>still appreciate it. So thank you. I haven't heard these

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<v Speaker 1>legit alright. Uh, Terry Methle, silly. I am listening to

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<v Speaker 1>your podcasts, and Scary is going off on how you

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<v Speaker 1>have to have a conversation for a text ask questions.

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<v Speaker 1>You had two questions regarding a meeting Brodie. Oh my god, Scary,

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<v Speaker 1>are you crazy? Brodie did everything right. Why is he

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to spend one question text and then get the

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<v Speaker 1>answer and then send another one and you're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>have it. It's fucking crazy. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand your logic for stuff, Brodie. You're correct.

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<v Speaker 1>You're also correct and stating that you should get a

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<v Speaker 1>birthday greeting something from Brodie from Scary for your birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's rude and insulting that he doesn't acknowledge your birthday

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<v Speaker 1>until twenty nine minutes until it's over. That's just crazy, too, Scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your head out of your ass and do what's right. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So the Terry Wins Caller of the month. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>have a different opinion for calling the mother and that's

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<v Speaker 1>coming up in a second. But no wonderful at first,

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean, you know, okay, so that was obviously

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<v Speaker 1>talking about me that I didn't wish you a happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>On listen, I wish you happy birthday in perfect time.

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<v Speaker 1>It was still your birthday. I don't want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>your bitchen, and what I do for your birthday? And

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<v Speaker 1>and what was you talking about with with the texting

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth? What was that when I asked you

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<v Speaker 1>two questions in a text message and you said that

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't. I shouldn't bombard you with multiple questions in

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<v Speaker 1>a text. No, wait till you want to answer one

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<v Speaker 1>question if I ask you to. It's a style thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's an opinion that it's there's no right or

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<v Speaker 1>wrong to the what do I do for your birthday? What?

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<v Speaker 1>How did I acknowledge your birthday? You wish me having birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>But you're a different person. No, no, how did I

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<v Speaker 1>How did I do it? I forgot what you did?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do? I put up an instant story.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a montage of you and I together through

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<v Speaker 1>the years, like a dozen pictures. I think I did

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<v Speaker 1>the same for you, and I know you did not,

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<v Speaker 1>and I put graphics and uh gifts on all of

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<v Speaker 1>them and tanged all of the problem is your birthday

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<v Speaker 1>went first. I didn't know you're gonna do that. You

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<v Speaker 1>just showed me up. Oh I see, I see. So

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't gonna do ship for me. But then when

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<v Speaker 1>you saw that I did ship for you, you felt,

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<v Speaker 1>oh I should. It made me feel we know each

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<v Speaker 1>other for over twenty years. You can take the lead

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<v Speaker 1>and do something nice for me. That's true, and this

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<v Speaker 1>matter broody does like nice to me. Just you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to next time. Next time, I'm going Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>gave you like some tit and boys, what's up? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Johan from Miami. I fucking love you, guys. I

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<v Speaker 1>watched it. I listened to as many episodes as I can.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening every freaking week for the new episode. I

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<v Speaker 1>we wand back to listen to the old ones. Great

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<v Speaker 1>funny story, Garry, don't cut me off? God damnit. Um

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<v Speaker 1>So I make an order for my Brooklyn Boys shirt,

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<v Speaker 1>the blue one with the bridge. First day I get

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<v Speaker 1>it I'm super excited working at home and I'm wearing

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<v Speaker 1>it with pride. I hear a little noise at my door.

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<v Speaker 1>I opened it up to see what the hell is

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<v Speaker 1>going on out there, and there's some guy's pressure cleaning

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<v Speaker 1>our floor. I live in a freaking uh apartment complex.

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<v Speaker 1>I smell bleached, so they're using it to clean up. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, man, do you you gotta do what you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta do. I go in and go about my go

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<v Speaker 1>about my day, and my wife gets home it was, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell happened to your shirt? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I looked to the side right on the shoulder. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I must have leaned up or water was dripping

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<v Speaker 1>on me when I went out tried to check on

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<v Speaker 1>the guy. My freaking brand new shirt bleached up. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>but I still want that ship with bride. Catch you

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<v Speaker 1>all later. At age seventy seven, go fuck yourself. Okay. So,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, we love him. Second of all, I

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<v Speaker 1>do believe it's pronounced Johan, correct you. We should probably

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<v Speaker 1>get him a new shirt. Yeah, I was just just

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<v Speaker 1>thinking the same thing. I saw the picture online. You

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<v Speaker 1>did put the picture up, although it inspired me, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we should have a line of tie tight shirts like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the bleach spotted ones like from the seven. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>get in touch with us Man and Johan Johan and

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<v Speaker 1>uh hook it up. We'll hook you up. Just send

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<v Speaker 1>us your address please and your yeah yeah yeah slide

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<v Speaker 1>into d S. Scar Brody uh DJ damn. You read

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<v Speaker 1>my tweet about the pizza shop having that side out

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<v Speaker 1>in Brooklyn. Thank you so much for having that up

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<v Speaker 1>there and for putting it on the podcast last episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a quick scam bony for you guys. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you've talked about this before, but the idea of rewards

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<v Speaker 1>points off of coupons. I was at Walgreen the other

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<v Speaker 1>day and I decided to pull out a coupon they

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<v Speaker 1>had given me in a visit prior to me going

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<v Speaker 1>that day, and I was trying to use it, right

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, They told me. This doesn't work at

0:24:02.080 --> 0:24:08.480
<v Speaker 1>time of purchase. It adds your five dollars to your

0:24:08.560 --> 0:24:12.200
<v Speaker 1>rewards points, so you only get to use it next time.

0:24:12.680 --> 0:24:15.360
<v Speaker 1>And I think that's a fucking scamp. I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>a bullshit. I love you guys, keep with the great work.

0:24:19.320 --> 0:24:24.400
<v Speaker 1>I love the Brooklyn Boys, Scamboni, DJ Dan. I hate

0:24:24.400 --> 0:24:26.280
<v Speaker 1>when that happens. You have to read the fine print.

0:24:26.480 --> 0:24:29.919
<v Speaker 1>They kind of that's called debate and switch, right, Brodie,

0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:32.520
<v Speaker 1>it's the it's the it's the it's the it's class

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<v Speaker 1>say it's pay and delay. Yeah, you pay and then

0:24:35.960 --> 0:24:38.560
<v Speaker 1>we delay it come back. Happens to me all the time. No,

0:24:39.040 --> 0:24:41.280
<v Speaker 1>that's just the hook to get you back in the store.

0:24:41.359 --> 0:24:44.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like calls. You know, I love calls. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>calls guy. Expect great things. But they give you calls cash.

0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:48.960
<v Speaker 1>So you they give you all this money. It's fake

0:24:49.320 --> 0:24:52.680
<v Speaker 1>monopoly money. It's like, oh, off your next visit. Here's

0:24:52.720 --> 0:24:55.240
<v Speaker 1>eighteen dollars and calls cash. But then they say you

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<v Speaker 1>have to use it in the next eight days. How

0:24:58.040 --> 0:24:59.439
<v Speaker 1>many times a week, a month? You think I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to calls? That's exactly what. Every fucking one of my

0:25:01.880 --> 0:25:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Walgreens uh coupons is expired, the ones that they spit

0:25:05.280 --> 0:25:07.239
<v Speaker 1>out when they give you your receipt back, like, oh

0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:09.320
<v Speaker 1>look at this, and they give you like four more

0:25:09.400 --> 0:25:12.560
<v Speaker 1>receipts and they have it all printed out that this coupons. Yeah,

0:25:12.640 --> 0:25:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I never ever get to redeem those because when's the

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<v Speaker 1>next time going in there? Go ahead, go ahead, all right, yeah, yeah, well,

0:25:20.640 --> 0:25:21.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you if you remember, if you

0:25:21.800 --> 0:25:23.760
<v Speaker 1>those guys listen to order, you heard my my rant

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<v Speaker 1>about a year and a half ago about Walgreens and

0:25:27.520 --> 0:25:29.200
<v Speaker 1>how they wouldn't let me in and they told me

0:25:29.240 --> 0:25:30.679
<v Speaker 1>they had a product when I called ahead, and when

0:25:30.720 --> 0:25:33.280
<v Speaker 1>I got there, didn't have the product. So I emailed

0:25:33.280 --> 0:25:36.600
<v Speaker 1>the regional manager and he he gave me a fifty

0:25:36.640 --> 0:25:40.280
<v Speaker 1>dollar credit on my account. Right, thanks for your troubles.

0:25:40.480 --> 0:25:44.399
<v Speaker 1>We talked about this, so I haven't used it. I

0:25:44.520 --> 0:25:46.800
<v Speaker 1>was waiting to like buy something like, oh, you know what,

0:25:46.800 --> 0:25:48.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put it towards the purchase. What do they

0:25:48.240 --> 0:25:49.760
<v Speaker 1>have there that I want? Maybe I got a new

0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:52.280
<v Speaker 1>razor or something that has some value. I'm not gonna

0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:55.040
<v Speaker 1>buy candy with it, right, I'm not gonna, you know. So,

0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:58.480
<v Speaker 1>first of all, so I went to buy a new

0:25:58.520 --> 0:26:01.800
<v Speaker 1>face raiser, get a nice new I was like, oh

0:26:01.840 --> 0:26:04.439
<v Speaker 1>my god, I'll use the fifty on that. Boom boom, right,

0:26:04.560 --> 0:26:07.520
<v Speaker 1>boom boom. So first of all, the guy tells me

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<v Speaker 1>at the register, there's no points on your account. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to call them and figure out why there's

0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:13.359
<v Speaker 1>no points on your account. So they never put the

0:26:13.359 --> 0:26:15.560
<v Speaker 1>points on my account. Second of all, the guy says

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<v Speaker 1>to me, and just so you know, you can't use

0:26:17.600 --> 0:26:20.200
<v Speaker 1>more than five dollars at a time on your person. Jesus,

0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:26.160
<v Speaker 1>fuck you goodbye. Yeah, keep coming back over and over again. Yeah.

0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:28.800
<v Speaker 1>So no, no, my sorry, we screwed you over. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to not take five dollars off in ten visits

0:26:31.760 --> 0:26:33.800
<v Speaker 1>and they didn't put the points on my account. Now

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<v Speaker 1>a year and a half later, I have to fight

0:26:35.480 --> 0:26:38.440
<v Speaker 1>for it and remind them of the bullshit. So fuck

0:26:38.480 --> 0:26:40.879
<v Speaker 1>you Walgreen's, and I have to go there for my prescriptions.

0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 1>So going on the boy, guess who it is. Steve

0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Matthia a k A Rocket Steed over there from the

0:26:51.119 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 1>block calling up garyan roody. So let you guys know,

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<v Speaker 1>wrong ROADI is wrong talking about the text conversation he

0:27:05.480 --> 0:27:09.119
<v Speaker 1>said one night at that time, broke there just like

0:27:09.280 --> 0:27:12.120
<v Speaker 1>a conggo. You don't say were you in the real life?

0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:15.760
<v Speaker 1>That nobody? Hey, Joe, what are you doing? Yeah? What

0:27:15.920 --> 0:27:19.080
<v Speaker 1>mother is going on? Joe? Joe? When he comes to me, Joe,

0:27:19.440 --> 0:27:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Joe about him up? Joe has the life doing? Joe,

0:27:23.000 --> 0:27:26.320
<v Speaker 1>how's the kid? You don't do it? Grow? You don't

0:27:26.520 --> 0:27:32.360
<v Speaker 1>freaking do it over there? The body is wrong is right?

0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:40.320
<v Speaker 1>That counts? Good night? Let that that counter that counteracts

0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:43.280
<v Speaker 1>what she said earlier. No, because she's she's right though,

0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:45.720
<v Speaker 1>see let me explain what that's her opinion. No, you

0:27:45.920 --> 0:27:50.600
<v Speaker 1>first of all the rights. Hold on. I will tell

0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:52.679
<v Speaker 1>you why he's wrong. I'm gonna explain, and then then

0:27:52.720 --> 0:27:54.639
<v Speaker 1>when I'm done, you can tell me if I'm wrong. Okay,

0:27:55.840 --> 0:27:58.320
<v Speaker 1>you don't speak like you text. If you come up

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:00.399
<v Speaker 1>to me and say, hey, man, you want to go

0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:03.040
<v Speaker 1>to the movies tonight. If I stand there like an

0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 1>idiot and don't say a word and I put my

0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:10.240
<v Speaker 1>thumb up or I smile or I wink, that's what

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 1>I would do in a text message, right, But if

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I do that in real life, I'm an asshole. You

0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:17.480
<v Speaker 1>don't text the way you talk. I'm not gonna But

0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:20.400
<v Speaker 1>you also don't bombard people with with alert on their

0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:24.200
<v Speaker 1>phone again again, text question, question, question, question, that's why

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:26.240
<v Speaker 1>you put them all in one text? Thank you? I win? No,

0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:30.119
<v Speaker 1>thank you? No? No, you don't you wait wait. People

0:28:30.359 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 1>don't bombard people multiple as one thing at a time.

0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:36.640
<v Speaker 1>You wait for a response the text thing, and wait

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<v Speaker 1>for a response Okay, so I wait for me to

0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:41.600
<v Speaker 1>show you that I'm there so we can have so

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:43.560
<v Speaker 1>we can have a dialogue. I got you. So if

0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:47.240
<v Speaker 1>my intention is to say to you, what night do

0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:49.400
<v Speaker 1>you want to go out to dinner? What time would

0:28:49.400 --> 0:28:51.600
<v Speaker 1>you like to go out to dinner? And what restaurant

0:28:51.640 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 1>would you like to go to? I shouldn't say to you, Hey,

0:28:54.640 --> 0:28:55.760
<v Speaker 1>what night do you want to go out? What are

0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:58.000
<v Speaker 1>you in the mood for? I should do three different

0:28:58.040 --> 0:29:00.680
<v Speaker 1>texts no, no, no, only no. But that's all on

0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:06.200
<v Speaker 1>the same topic. That's those second no. You know, the

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:10.040
<v Speaker 1>original scenario is you spit fired. Four different things that

0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:12.920
<v Speaker 1>we had were non sequitors that had nothing to know,

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 1>but they were too they were topics that had nothing

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:17.160
<v Speaker 1>to do with one another. If they're all part of

0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 1>the same topic, absolutely you should continue and ask and

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:22.720
<v Speaker 1>put all the questions in there. If you ask me

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:24.800
<v Speaker 1>in person, I will answer you right away. Right if

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:26.360
<v Speaker 1>you come up to me and say, hey, Brody, you

0:29:26.400 --> 0:29:28.280
<v Speaker 1>want to go to dinner night, I'm not gonna wait

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:30.800
<v Speaker 1>nine hours and go oh, sorry, I didn't hear your question.

0:29:31.320 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 1>But what text messages I text you? And there were

0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 1>times you go, oh, I didn't see it to get

0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:42.160
<v Speaker 1>await a day were Lincoln, Nebraska. UM, I just have

0:29:42.280 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 1>a question. I just finished last week's podcast, and I

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:50.200
<v Speaker 1>was wondering, Um, if it's just a Midwest thing for

0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:53.560
<v Speaker 1>me or um, or if maybe this is true for

0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:57.440
<v Speaker 1>everybody and I just haven't heard about it before. But

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<v Speaker 1>when you guys go out to dinner, why do you

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:03.560
<v Speaker 1>guys always split everything? Even light where I'm from, we

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:06.040
<v Speaker 1>always just take for our own meal. So we just

0:30:06.160 --> 0:30:08.800
<v Speaker 1>get two separate checks or two separate tickets, whatever the case.

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Maybe um twice to tip for the waitress. UM, let

0:30:14.040 --> 0:30:17.840
<v Speaker 1>me know. So if I'm being honest, before you, I know,

0:30:17.920 --> 0:30:21.560
<v Speaker 1>you get you're you're ready aim fire ready moved to

0:30:21.600 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 1>link in the rest Brodie's ready fire aim Uh but

0:30:26.400 --> 0:30:29.280
<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm sorry, scary it's ready wait feighter, respawned

0:30:29.640 --> 0:30:35.320
<v Speaker 1>fire wait feeder, respawned spawnk you perfect, dick. So I

0:30:35.480 --> 0:30:40.880
<v Speaker 1>have noticed. I have noticed that outside of the New

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<v Speaker 1>York area or this this for some reason, this region

0:30:44.520 --> 0:30:48.080
<v Speaker 1>or a lot of people do exactly what she said

0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:51.120
<v Speaker 1>that it's not uncommon. Um, and it drives waiters and

0:30:51.160 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 1>waitresses fucking crazy. But but they're used, No, but they're used.

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 1>But they're used to it. They come with us, everyone

0:30:57.760 --> 0:31:00.240
<v Speaker 1>itemizes their own ship or or they say okay, I'm

0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 1>okay start seven separate checks because there's seven uns at

0:31:03.400 --> 0:31:06.120
<v Speaker 1>the table, so they literally start a tab seven different

0:31:06.160 --> 0:31:09.840
<v Speaker 1>tabs in the same table. Um, we don't do that here.

0:31:10.120 --> 0:31:12.960
<v Speaker 1>We we usually ask for one check so that when

0:31:13.000 --> 0:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>there's the one check problem. That's why you get the

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:17.880
<v Speaker 1>people trying to itemize it and like, you know it,

0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:21.120
<v Speaker 1>just fucking if you're gonna itemize one check, you know, no,

0:31:21.440 --> 0:31:24.160
<v Speaker 1>don't do it. Just do just split it evenly. Because

0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:27.960
<v Speaker 1>because waiters and wages have less time to funk around

0:31:28.040 --> 0:31:30.880
<v Speaker 1>because there's they're so goddamn busy with people, they don't

0:31:30.880 --> 0:31:33.760
<v Speaker 1>have time to do seven tabs, to open seven different tabs.

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:36.120
<v Speaker 1>So we don't do that, alright, But I have seen

0:31:36.160 --> 0:31:38.520
<v Speaker 1>it outside of here, even though New York is a

0:31:38.680 --> 0:31:42.200
<v Speaker 1>much busier place than Lincoln, Nebraska, as far as the

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:45.720
<v Speaker 1>city being busier, I'm sure there are busy restaurants in Lincoln,

0:31:45.760 --> 0:31:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Nebraska where the uh, the waitress or the waiter, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna add that to the voicemail, the server UH doesn't

0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:53.520
<v Speaker 1>want to do separate checks. Now, listen, you don't have

0:31:53.560 --> 0:31:55.560
<v Speaker 1>to do separate checks. If I go to dinner with

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:58.680
<v Speaker 1>someone and they spend forty and I spent twenty, I've

0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 1>I've done this. I just say, hey, put twenty six

0:32:01.200 --> 0:32:03.320
<v Speaker 1>on the blue card and forty five on the green

0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:05.120
<v Speaker 1>and I'll write it on a piece of paper sometimes

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:07.240
<v Speaker 1>so it makes it easier for them. So there's no

0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:09.800
<v Speaker 1>difference between splitting the check. All you do it the

0:32:09.840 --> 0:32:12.240
<v Speaker 1>first card is you go forty five dollars and the

0:32:12.280 --> 0:32:15.160
<v Speaker 1>balance goes on the second card. And if there's more people, yeah,

0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:16.640
<v Speaker 1>you can. You can write it out, make it easier

0:32:16.680 --> 0:32:18.480
<v Speaker 1>for the for the server, or you can bring some

0:32:18.640 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 1>cash with you and then go, oh, he has five dollars. Oh,

0:32:21.160 --> 0:32:24.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, in a situation where you had the cheeseburger

0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:26.840
<v Speaker 1>and I had the dover soul abs, a fucking lutley

0:32:27.360 --> 0:32:29.360
<v Speaker 1>you you could do it exactly the way you just

0:32:29.440 --> 0:32:33.520
<v Speaker 1>said it. But but when we're splitting dollars like simple

0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:36.880
<v Speaker 1>dot like to three dollars, and we all ate about

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 1>the same thing, just one tab, just split it even

0:32:40.640 --> 0:32:42.480
<v Speaker 1>it's about listen, I don't mind going a dollar or

0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:44.440
<v Speaker 1>two one way or the other. It's when I'm paying

0:32:44.480 --> 0:32:46.240
<v Speaker 1>for the guys with the drinks in the corner. That

0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:49.200
<v Speaker 1>was that was fucked up. I got funed that night.

0:32:49.440 --> 0:32:51.240
<v Speaker 1>But you know what, I'm gonna sunk someone else over

0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 1>in the future so I get my money back from

0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:55.200
<v Speaker 1>that night. I also think people in our area, in

0:32:55.280 --> 0:32:57.280
<v Speaker 1>the big city, so to speak, I think we're we're

0:32:57.320 --> 0:33:00.480
<v Speaker 1>lucy goosey with money. I think when when a Hamburger

0:33:00.520 --> 0:33:03.400
<v Speaker 1>course fifteen dollars as opposed to six, you know, people

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:07.440
<v Speaker 1>like fifteen or what. They can't think about it, right.

0:33:07.800 --> 0:33:10.040
<v Speaker 1>I think maybe there's maybe there's something to the pacing

0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:12.440
<v Speaker 1>of Lincoln, Nebraska and the fact that things are probably

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:15.120
<v Speaker 1>a little more affordable. They probably make the hamburgers right there.

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:17.600
<v Speaker 1>They the cows are right there in Nebraska, so and

0:33:17.680 --> 0:33:20.040
<v Speaker 1>the corn I may have to you know what's scary.

0:33:20.040 --> 0:33:24.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to Lincoln, Nebraskasket for I'm gonna guess Lincoln,

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<v Speaker 1>Nebraska for the wind in Nebraska. One more. It's Whitney

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<v Speaker 1>from mong Island. I am listening to your latest podcast

0:33:33.600 --> 0:33:38.920
<v Speaker 1>and I have the comments on Brodie's rants about us

0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:42.400
<v Speaker 1>seeing the most evolved species but the only one to

0:33:43.040 --> 0:33:47.920
<v Speaker 1>wipe our asses, and she's so wrong. You should know

0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:52.520
<v Speaker 1>this because he has dogs. That has he ever seen

0:33:52.560 --> 0:33:57.080
<v Speaker 1>a dog goots across the carpet or lick their ass

0:33:58.080 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>or I'm pretty sure monkeys scooted too. Don't ask me

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:07.280
<v Speaker 1>why I know that, but a lot of species try

0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:13.000
<v Speaker 1>cleaning their butts and those that don't. Unfortunately, I know

0:34:13.200 --> 0:34:18.160
<v Speaker 1>this too, that any long haired species, the ship gets

0:34:18.239 --> 0:34:21.480
<v Speaker 1>stuck in their hair. They're just disgusting and you're not

0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:26.000
<v Speaker 1>close up enough to see them ever to realize that.

0:34:26.680 --> 0:34:31.879
<v Speaker 1>So they need the days too. They need toilet paper too,

0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:36.800
<v Speaker 1>but obviously they don't have, you know, the appendages to

0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:41.480
<v Speaker 1>use them. So love you guys, and broady you should

0:34:41.520 --> 0:34:46.720
<v Speaker 1>know better. Thank you. All right, Whitney species with the feces.

0:34:47.040 --> 0:34:48.759
<v Speaker 1>So here's what I'll let me address. It is in

0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:52.479
<v Speaker 1>two parts. As far as dogs go, yes, sometimes dogs

0:34:52.480 --> 0:34:55.840
<v Speaker 1>screwed across the carpet. However, sometimes they screwed because they

0:34:55.880 --> 0:34:57.840
<v Speaker 1>have an ass it not because they have ship on

0:34:57.880 --> 0:35:01.040
<v Speaker 1>their ass. I used to white carpeting in my bedroom.

0:35:01.040 --> 0:35:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't have a pet. I just something, Okay, I'm

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:06.719
<v Speaker 1>not saying that. Sometimes don't have to cut a dingle

0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:09.960
<v Speaker 1>berry off my bijan's ass. Sometimes it's like little chocolate chips.

0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, little chocolate chips. You see, always look

0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:18.600
<v Speaker 1>at the chocolate chip. Snip it off right, Brooklyn coal house. No,

0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:24.640
<v Speaker 1>it's more like whole house. Hello, Hello, yeah, hashtag whole house. Um. So,

0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:26.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying it's a perfect sign. I'm saying that

0:35:26.920 --> 0:35:28.759
<v Speaker 1>the odds of a dog having to wipe, and the

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:31.040
<v Speaker 1>odds of a human having to wipe, what cats having

0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:33.400
<v Speaker 1>to wipe? Yes, I'm sure maybe a wooly mammoth if

0:35:33.440 --> 0:35:35.800
<v Speaker 1>we're alive today, or maybe a water buffalo might have

0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:39.600
<v Speaker 1>a little stink on the on the shink, but uh uh.

0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:43.279
<v Speaker 1>In general, we should be able to poop and walk away.

0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:45.800
<v Speaker 1>That's all I'm saying. That's all. Maybe they should just

0:35:46.760 --> 0:35:48.759
<v Speaker 1>why is the amis buried in the tush there? Why

0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:51.840
<v Speaker 1>the other animals? It's like, oh my god, you know,

0:35:52.320 --> 0:35:58.520
<v Speaker 1>just get up and for breeze your asshole podcast back

0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:03.759
<v Speaker 1>Nie use of the Fabris parody jingle. I don't even

0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:06.279
<v Speaker 1>plan and it just happened earlier I have. I just

0:36:06.400 --> 0:36:09.720
<v Speaker 1>have a public service announcement for people for this weekend

0:36:09.719 --> 0:36:12.839
<v Speaker 1>because people are gonna sunk this up. People will people

0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:16.640
<v Speaker 1>may even leave us voicemails on this that they might

0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:19.759
<v Speaker 1>have gotten caught. We're talking about Super Bowl Sunday, right,

0:36:20.200 --> 0:36:22.360
<v Speaker 1>so super I know what you're gonna say, because I

0:36:22.360 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 1>put it in the chat room today, so well so well, right,

0:36:26.640 --> 0:36:29.440
<v Speaker 1>so super Bowl Sunday is coming. This couple of things.

0:36:29.480 --> 0:36:31.280
<v Speaker 1>Actually what you put in the chat room is different,

0:36:31.360 --> 0:36:34.800
<v Speaker 1>but well, Sunday is happening, right, then this Sunday and

0:36:34.880 --> 0:36:39.919
<v Speaker 1>then the next day. Super Bowl Monday is always notorious

0:36:40.040 --> 0:36:42.759
<v Speaker 1>for being the number one day in America. When people

0:36:42.880 --> 0:36:45.640
<v Speaker 1>call out the most, they call out sick. They pretend that, oh,

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:49.279
<v Speaker 1>I can't come in whatever. Here's the problem with this

0:36:49.480 --> 0:36:51.880
<v Speaker 1>particular they call it Super Sick Monday. The problem with

0:36:52.000 --> 0:36:56.040
<v Speaker 1>this particular Super Sick Monday is that it also happens

0:36:56.080 --> 0:37:01.600
<v Speaker 1>to be Valentine's Day, Right, so there will be people

0:37:01.960 --> 0:37:04.319
<v Speaker 1>that will be going out with their significant other four

0:37:04.480 --> 0:37:10.239
<v Speaker 1>Valentine's Night who will have called in sick earlier for

0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:14.439
<v Speaker 1>Super Sick Monday, and their co workers bosses, someone's gonna

0:37:14.520 --> 0:37:17.200
<v Speaker 1>wrap them out or throw them under the bus whatever.

0:37:18.480 --> 0:37:21.560
<v Speaker 1>That they were out with their significant others celebrating party

0:37:21.640 --> 0:37:26.839
<v Speaker 1>and drinking toasting on on Valentine's Night, so somehow they

0:37:26.960 --> 0:37:31.279
<v Speaker 1>were too sick to come into work on Monday. But

0:37:31.440 --> 0:37:34.640
<v Speaker 1>on Monday night they were not too sick enough. They

0:37:34.680 --> 0:37:37.000
<v Speaker 1>weren't sick enough that they had you know anymore, the

0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:39.759
<v Speaker 1>miraculously were cured and they were well enough to go

0:37:39.920 --> 0:37:42.880
<v Speaker 1>out with their significant other. So I think on Tuesday

0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:46.440
<v Speaker 1>that will be super firing Tuesday. I'm just saying, just

0:37:46.560 --> 0:37:48.279
<v Speaker 1>be careful what you post. If you don't want to

0:37:48.320 --> 0:37:52.759
<v Speaker 1>get caught, just don't post on on Valentine's Night. That's

0:37:52.760 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 1>just we have another problem. For the first time, I

0:37:55.120 --> 0:37:59.880
<v Speaker 1>believe in American history, super Bowl Sunday is on Valenca

0:38:00.000 --> 0:38:08.960
<v Speaker 1>means day. That's right, Swines, Thanksgiving Valentine's Day. Sorry Thanksgiving,

0:38:09.120 --> 0:38:13.520
<v Speaker 1>it's a day before Valentine's Day. We're allegedly, allegedly, you

0:38:13.640 --> 0:38:16.520
<v Speaker 1>take out the person you're cheating with, your side piece,

0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:19.759
<v Speaker 1>your side piece, you go mad, you're you're your your

0:38:19.880 --> 0:38:22.319
<v Speaker 1>your your mistress, your your guy on the side, you're

0:38:22.760 --> 0:38:24.600
<v Speaker 1>you go out with your love her right, and you

0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:27.440
<v Speaker 1>take out your person that you're publicly involved in the relationship.

0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:29.840
<v Speaker 1>On what are you doing? Super Bowl Sunday, and for

0:38:30.040 --> 0:38:32.800
<v Speaker 1>the week, it works like Saturday. If if Valentine's Saturday

0:38:32.880 --> 0:38:34.880
<v Speaker 1>night Friday, you go out with the side piece, right,

0:38:36.120 --> 0:38:40.239
<v Speaker 1>But yes, you can't go on Saturday because then the

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:42.480
<v Speaker 1>wife of the girlfriend that you're steady with, the your

0:38:42.520 --> 0:38:46.080
<v Speaker 1>regular is gonna go were you going on Saturday night? Right?

0:38:46.280 --> 0:38:48.680
<v Speaker 1>So what are you gonna do? So super Bowl Sunday,

0:38:48.760 --> 0:38:51.160
<v Speaker 1>you can't. You can't take out your mistress on Super

0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:53.720
<v Speaker 1>Bowl Sunday because you want to watch the game. Mistress?

0:38:53.800 --> 0:38:56.840
<v Speaker 1>What is this the eighteen hundreds? Well, I'm just saying, mistress,

0:38:56.920 --> 0:39:00.080
<v Speaker 1>because I'll tell you. I'll tell you why. So you

0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:04.600
<v Speaker 1>cannot You cannot get Google. Watch this, watch this, hold

0:39:04.640 --> 0:39:11.359
<v Speaker 1>on what day is Valen Swine's Day? Valentine's Day? Nope?

0:39:11.600 --> 0:39:17.919
<v Speaker 1>Watch what day is Valen Swine's Day? Valentine's Day? Can't

0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:28.719
<v Speaker 1>get it? Valen swines Day, Yeah, Februar because obviously it

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:31.239
<v Speaker 1>wasn't loaded. It wasn't that they didn't program her to.

0:39:32.320 --> 0:39:35.320
<v Speaker 1>This is Google, this is Google dot Com. I can't,

0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:41.399
<v Speaker 1>can't Valen Swine. You know what I get? I get

0:39:41.480 --> 0:39:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Valen Wines. Watch Valen Swine's Day. Yeah, it says Valence

0:39:50.800 --> 0:39:54.480
<v Speaker 1>Wine's Day. V A L E n c E. Wine's Day.

0:39:54.760 --> 0:39:59.120
<v Speaker 1>You know it's funny. The voicemail segment went a little long,

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:02.399
<v Speaker 1>so I cut off a couple but now that you're

0:40:02.400 --> 0:40:04.480
<v Speaker 1>talking about this topic, I'm gonna play this last one

0:40:04.560 --> 0:40:09.200
<v Speaker 1>for you right now because sorry, guys, this is for you.

0:40:09.320 --> 0:40:15.879
<v Speaker 1>Berliekay Google, so you too. I don't see any Chrome

0:40:15.960 --> 0:40:19.279
<v Speaker 1>cast or cast enabled TVs linked to your account. You

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:23.240
<v Speaker 1>can add devices in the Google Home mapp Google Play

0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:29.839
<v Speaker 1>you Two, got it? Playing you two on Spotify. Yeah,

0:40:29.840 --> 0:40:36.080
<v Speaker 1>there it is. Bertie takes a very low enunciations. Shut

0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 1>off is going off. The point is he was trying

0:40:42.520 --> 0:40:44.160
<v Speaker 1>to say, because obviously we didn't talked about it on

0:40:44.200 --> 0:40:48.360
<v Speaker 1>a previous podcast, that it's almost impossible. The thing is,

0:40:48.520 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 1>if you enunciate and slow it up eventually, as that

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:54.360
<v Speaker 1>gentleman just showed you. Yes, I think he's from Texas.

0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Uh he, it will play it. It will do it.

0:40:57.719 --> 0:41:01.480
<v Speaker 1>So if you get the Valance swa line, although we

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:04.279
<v Speaker 1>do it, you cannot. I cannot get my phone to

0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Google that word. I can't. I can type it, but

0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:09.359
<v Speaker 1>if I hit the microphone button on the Google which

0:41:09.440 --> 0:41:11.480
<v Speaker 1>which it, it will not. It will not do it.

0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:14.960
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, So back to that conversation, So Valence Swine's day. Yeah,

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:17.759
<v Speaker 1>So just to follow up after the next break, I'm

0:41:17.760 --> 0:41:20.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna play for you the problem I'm having like that,

0:41:20.280 --> 0:41:22.760
<v Speaker 1>Like he just pointed out, it got worse, a worse

0:41:22.840 --> 0:41:25.880
<v Speaker 1>problem than that. The worst problem for it which Spotify

0:41:26.560 --> 0:41:29.880
<v Speaker 1>and my phone. But what about the sound, Well, you

0:41:29.920 --> 0:41:31.439
<v Speaker 1>know what we can do my sound too. Well, let's

0:41:31.520 --> 0:41:34.840
<v Speaker 1>you want to play the Spotify clip here, then we

0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:36.960
<v Speaker 1>have time. Let's do it right now, and then we'll

0:41:37.000 --> 0:41:38.439
<v Speaker 1>do the rest of the stuff after the break. Okay,

0:41:38.480 --> 0:41:40.920
<v Speaker 1>all right. So I had told the budget I was

0:41:41.000 --> 0:41:45.440
<v Speaker 1>having a problem with my A L e x A. Okay,

0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:49.120
<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't play some of my playlists. So what I

0:41:49.280 --> 0:41:52.239
<v Speaker 1>figured out what so um Amazon? When I went to

0:41:52.480 --> 0:41:55.520
<v Speaker 1>uh on Twitter? I asked Amazon for help because they

0:41:55.560 --> 0:41:58.120
<v Speaker 1>owned the al x A units that I have, Okay,

0:41:58.560 --> 0:42:00.480
<v Speaker 1>And what they told me was, oh, which I'll be sorry,

0:42:00.480 --> 0:42:03.080
<v Speaker 1>We'd love to help you. Click this link for help now.

0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:05.839
<v Speaker 1>Amazon help on Twitter is actually no help. They will

0:42:05.880 --> 0:42:08.880
<v Speaker 1>not help you. They send you a link into the

0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:13.080
<v Speaker 1>app that tells you how to like I've done that before,

0:42:13.760 --> 0:42:16.920
<v Speaker 1>actually helps you. Right, I called Nobody helped me. I

0:42:17.040 --> 0:42:20.360
<v Speaker 1>emailed Spotify, Spotify. So so the A L e x

0:42:20.400 --> 0:42:24.160
<v Speaker 1>A people at Amazon, they were confident it wasn't their problem.

0:42:25.360 --> 0:42:27.720
<v Speaker 1>They had me jump through hoops on linked the account,

0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:29.879
<v Speaker 1>relinked the account, delete the app, put the app back.

0:42:30.320 --> 0:42:32.320
<v Speaker 1>By the way, deleting the app has nothing to do

0:42:32.400 --> 0:42:36.279
<v Speaker 1>with anything, because the problems in cyberspace. Your playlists are

0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:39.440
<v Speaker 1>not on your phone. They're on Spotify, right, They're not

0:42:39.520 --> 0:42:42.440
<v Speaker 1>on my phone. It's ridiculous. So anyway, I figured out

0:42:42.440 --> 0:42:44.440
<v Speaker 1>what the problem was. For whatever reason, some of my

0:42:44.560 --> 0:42:47.960
<v Speaker 1>playlists don't work anymore. With with that, with the A

0:42:48.200 --> 0:42:50.000
<v Speaker 1>L e X A. So I I what I did

0:42:50.120 --> 0:42:52.280
<v Speaker 1>was I took the songs, I copied them to another

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:54.880
<v Speaker 1>playlist with the same name and deleted the old one,

0:42:54.920 --> 0:42:57.400
<v Speaker 1>and now they work. Okay, got it? So all right?

0:42:58.880 --> 0:43:02.680
<v Speaker 1>I got an extra Google Go Home unit and decided

0:43:02.719 --> 0:43:06.800
<v Speaker 1>to put it in my home office so that it

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:11.080
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't interfere with the other room where my where my

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 1>l X is. They they're very jealous of each other,

0:43:14.160 --> 0:43:17.200
<v Speaker 1>although I do have and S I R I in

0:43:17.280 --> 0:43:20.359
<v Speaker 1>the same room with each other and they co co exist. Okay,

0:43:20.440 --> 0:43:24.160
<v Speaker 1>very nice. Okay, So I set it up. It's working great.

0:43:24.360 --> 0:43:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I link it to my Spotify no problem, and I

0:43:28.120 --> 0:43:30.560
<v Speaker 1>try to play. If I try to play a playlist,

0:43:30.600 --> 0:43:34.000
<v Speaker 1>it'll play it. But if I try to set the

0:43:34.080 --> 0:43:37.879
<v Speaker 1>alarm to my playlist, it's mayhem. So before we play

0:43:37.960 --> 0:43:41.640
<v Speaker 1>the clip, it's not playing the playlist I ask you to.

0:43:41.800 --> 0:43:44.960
<v Speaker 1>So if I say, hey, play my van Halen playlist,

0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 1>it'll say now playing van Halen, and it just plays

0:43:47.760 --> 0:43:50.640
<v Speaker 1>random van Halen songs. It doesn't actually play my playlist,

0:43:50.680 --> 0:43:54.280
<v Speaker 1>but only when I'm setting an alarm. Okay, gotch Okay.

0:43:54.880 --> 0:43:58.120
<v Speaker 1>What it does is not that. So I I email

0:43:58.160 --> 0:44:00.160
<v Speaker 1>Spotify because I have I have the email chain from

0:44:00.200 --> 0:44:02.080
<v Speaker 1>the last incident with the A L e x A.

0:44:02.840 --> 0:44:05.359
<v Speaker 1>And they run me through a bunch of steps. First

0:44:05.400 --> 0:44:07.400
<v Speaker 1>they tell me, oh, well, I tell them what kind

0:44:07.440 --> 0:44:08.839
<v Speaker 1>of phone everything, and they go what kind of phone

0:44:08.880 --> 0:44:10.120
<v Speaker 1>you have? I go, it's in the email. I did

0:44:10.160 --> 0:44:12.040
<v Speaker 1>all that already. Come on, Oh, do you have an

0:44:12.120 --> 0:44:15.200
<v Speaker 1>SD card? Yes? Remove the SD card Nope. I'm not

0:44:15.239 --> 0:44:17.960
<v Speaker 1>going to do that as nothing to do with the device.

0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Not No. So then they say to me, okay, can

0:44:22.560 --> 0:44:25.960
<v Speaker 1>you reboot the phone? I did that already. Uh. Then

0:44:26.000 --> 0:44:28.239
<v Speaker 1>they say to me, can you unlink and relink? Can

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:32.000
<v Speaker 1>take it? I did all of it. So then they

0:44:32.040 --> 0:44:33.879
<v Speaker 1>say do you have another Android phone? You could use.

0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I said, no, I'm not going to use another phone.

0:44:36.120 --> 0:44:39.239
<v Speaker 1>It's not the phone's problem. It doesn't know what Again,

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:42.239
<v Speaker 1>they don't understand this simple concept. Right, The problem is

0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:48.560
<v Speaker 1>with right? Okay? So uh then they say to me, um, well,

0:44:49.280 --> 0:44:51.320
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna give you a log in for another account.

0:44:51.360 --> 0:44:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Can you log into our test account and then try

0:44:54.520 --> 0:44:57.200
<v Speaker 1>to play the playlists on this test account. Well that's fair,

0:44:57.280 --> 0:44:59.719
<v Speaker 1>I'll do that. I log into the test account and

0:44:59.800 --> 0:45:02.680
<v Speaker 1>it's like Indian rhythms, Gregorian chants, like stuff I would

0:45:02.680 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 1>never listen to. And I say, hey, hey, hey Google,

0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:12.520
<v Speaker 1>can you please play the Indian music playlist? No problem?

0:45:13.160 --> 0:45:18.399
<v Speaker 1>Hey hey hey Google, shut up? So so I say,

0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:22.440
<v Speaker 1>um so, I said, uh, it's funny. It hears me

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:24.440
<v Speaker 1>even because I'm saying out loud. I know, I know,

0:45:24.680 --> 0:45:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I know. It's very very sensitive. Yeah, So I say, hey, hey,

0:45:28.560 --> 0:45:36.640
<v Speaker 1>hey Google, shut up? Hey Echo be quiet? Hey Google stop? Okay,

0:45:38.680 --> 0:45:42.440
<v Speaker 1>ridiculous Okay. So I logged into the account and when

0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I go to set the alarm to the playlist, it

0:45:45.120 --> 0:45:47.600
<v Speaker 1>does the exact same thing. So here's what it's doing.

0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:50.560
<v Speaker 1>And I have the audio. I sent the audio, so

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:53.040
<v Speaker 1>on no wait on on my phone no matter what

0:45:53.280 --> 0:45:57.080
<v Speaker 1>playlist I asked it to play for the alarm. Okay,

0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:01.080
<v Speaker 1>it plays my Sami Hagar playlist. Okay, I don't know. No, no,

0:46:01.160 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 1>we don't play yet. Okay. So I changed the name

0:46:05.000 --> 0:46:08.320
<v Speaker 1>of the Sammy Hagar playlist to no name so it

0:46:08.360 --> 0:46:11.520
<v Speaker 1>could no longer do that. So then, for some reason,

0:46:11.960 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 1>it plays a playlist with a weird name I've never

0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:16.560
<v Speaker 1>heard of. And I went online and it's a whole

0:46:16.640 --> 0:46:20.200
<v Speaker 1>Reddit page dedicated two people complaining that when they asked

0:46:20.239 --> 0:46:22.759
<v Speaker 1>to set an alarm, it goes to this playlist. I

0:46:22.840 --> 0:46:25.319
<v Speaker 1>sent them the Reddit article and the audio, and they

0:46:25.360 --> 0:46:28.719
<v Speaker 1>wrote me back, Um, can you please take out the

0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:31.439
<v Speaker 1>SD card again? So play the audio of me first

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:33.840
<v Speaker 1>trying to play. And by the way, I know Sammy

0:46:33.880 --> 0:46:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Hagar used to be in van Halen. It's a coincidence

0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:38.799
<v Speaker 1>it this did this to every playlist, not just van Halen.

0:46:38.840 --> 0:46:41.000
<v Speaker 1>It just so happens for this recording. I used van

0:46:41.040 --> 0:46:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Halen eleven pm to my van Halen playlist on Spotify. Done,

0:46:46.880 --> 0:46:53.800
<v Speaker 1>I'll play the Sammy Hagar playlist for eleven pm. Hey Alexa,

0:46:54.160 --> 0:46:58.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Hey, Google, cancel all my alarms? All right?

0:46:58.320 --> 0:47:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Canceled your alarm for eleven pm. M Hey, Google, set

0:47:03.080 --> 0:47:07.400
<v Speaker 1>an alarm for eleven pm to my Billie Squire playlist

0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:11.280
<v Speaker 1>on Spotify. There, I'll play them. My family is getting

0:47:11.280 --> 0:47:13.279
<v Speaker 1>on my nerves, but I totally still love them. Just

0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:18.239
<v Speaker 1>enough with the noise playlist for eleven pm. The hell,

0:47:19.760 --> 0:47:24.240
<v Speaker 1>by the way, congratulations, we just fucked over every Brooklyn

0:47:24.360 --> 0:47:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Boys slice because they're smart. Devices are going nuts right

0:47:29.239 --> 0:47:31.719
<v Speaker 1>now because we're giving them about that we're giving them.

0:47:32.000 --> 0:47:34.160
<v Speaker 1>They're probably, by the way, they're not even hearing this

0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:37.200
<v Speaker 1>anymore because the podcast shut off a long time ago.

0:47:37.400 --> 0:47:39.479
<v Speaker 1>I know. Okay, so you see what I'm saying. There's

0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:42.279
<v Speaker 1>a podcast called something I hate. I think I think

0:47:42.320 --> 0:47:44.839
<v Speaker 1>we gotta get out of this. I think I think

0:47:45.320 --> 0:47:48.640
<v Speaker 1>we we were did we we sucked over everybody? Well, alright,

0:47:48.680 --> 0:47:52.480
<v Speaker 1>they came back. I'm sure might now they're back. I apologize,

0:47:52.560 --> 0:47:55.279
<v Speaker 1>but that's the problem. Spotify won't help me. There's telling

0:47:55.280 --> 0:47:58.239
<v Speaker 1>me it's my phone. I'm glad you've I'm glad you've entered,

0:47:58.800 --> 0:48:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and now seven thou devices are going You're beating a

0:48:01.960 --> 0:48:07.719
<v Speaker 1>dead horse. All right, goodbye, it's the Boys podcast. Did

0:48:07.800 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 1>you talk about your weekend? My weekend in Vegas. Yeah,

0:48:12.200 --> 0:48:14.359
<v Speaker 1>because I want to talk about your DJ experience. Can

0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:17.520
<v Speaker 1>you explain to me the DJ experience you had? So

0:48:18.280 --> 0:48:21.359
<v Speaker 1>last weekend I was out in Vegas and I did

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:24.400
<v Speaker 1>a charity event for a for d up on Cancer.

0:48:25.000 --> 0:48:27.400
<v Speaker 1>It's a children's chart. It's a great charity. It's a

0:48:27.440 --> 0:48:30.160
<v Speaker 1>great charity. It's it's d up stands for d like,

0:48:30.480 --> 0:48:32.640
<v Speaker 1>make sure you d up on this guy. It's playing

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:35.960
<v Speaker 1>defense in basketball and try to ask your own d

0:48:36.120 --> 0:48:38.840
<v Speaker 1>up on cancer. It was I mean, we've done this before,

0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:41.440
<v Speaker 1>and listen to one of our previous podcasts. We did

0:48:41.480 --> 0:48:44.239
<v Speaker 1>this whole stick with this exactly. The celebrity basketball. I

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:46.200
<v Speaker 1>don't play. I am C, so I was. I was

0:48:46.239 --> 0:48:48.560
<v Speaker 1>trying to call before you man, that's okay, man, I'm

0:48:48.600 --> 0:48:50.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't claim to be an athlete and

0:48:50.400 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't even look like one. I just I'm pretty

0:48:53.600 --> 0:48:56.360
<v Speaker 1>much there to m C and hang out. So I

0:48:56.520 --> 0:48:59.239
<v Speaker 1>pretty much was there to support the cause. And there

0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:02.560
<v Speaker 1>we were Floor Mayweather, who showed up again for one

0:49:02.600 --> 0:49:04.960
<v Speaker 1>of the seventh eighth event now and played the entire

0:49:05.080 --> 0:49:09.080
<v Speaker 1>game with his team. I think Hobby from Team Mom

0:49:09.200 --> 0:49:12.480
<v Speaker 1>was on there and some other people along with us

0:49:12.880 --> 0:49:17.920
<v Speaker 1>hold on team Diggs uh Stefon Diggs from the Bills,

0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:21.399
<v Speaker 1>the wide receiver from the Bills, and of course the cornerback,

0:49:21.680 --> 0:49:25.040
<v Speaker 1>his brother Trayvon Diggs, quarterback from the Dallas Cowboys. Right,

0:49:25.760 --> 0:49:29.560
<v Speaker 1>so they were against him, along with Jeff Timmins and

0:49:29.640 --> 0:49:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Deebo Samuel Jeff Deebo Samuel Deep Samuel from the San

0:49:33.520 --> 0:49:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Francisco Yes, running did Jeff Timmins do our friend from

0:49:38.000 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 1>doing the game. He did absolutely nothing, because they didn't

0:49:40.680 --> 0:49:42.680
<v Speaker 1>even I felt so bad for him. He played the

0:49:42.719 --> 0:49:45.960
<v Speaker 1>part of bench warmer. Um. The poor guy sat there

0:49:46.080 --> 0:49:48.919
<v Speaker 1>the entire game and they didn't even use him once

0:49:49.000 --> 0:49:52.560
<v Speaker 1>because the competition between the Diggs brothers and Floyd Mayweather

0:49:52.719 --> 0:49:56.160
<v Speaker 1>was so intense. It was the five on five. God,

0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:59.320
<v Speaker 1>it reminded me on the playground when I was a

0:49:59.360 --> 0:50:01.680
<v Speaker 1>fucking kid. Well, I would just sit there and I

0:50:01.840 --> 0:50:04.360
<v Speaker 1>was Jeff Timmins role I was. I was Jeff Timmins.

0:50:04.760 --> 0:50:07.320
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, but a poor guy. Jeff Timmins nine degrees

0:50:07.800 --> 0:50:10.120
<v Speaker 1>um good sport though came out to support the event

0:50:10.200 --> 0:50:12.000
<v Speaker 1>like I did. Is it's not good at sports according

0:50:12.040 --> 0:50:14.200
<v Speaker 1>to the people picking the team's right. So I'm sure

0:50:14.239 --> 0:50:16.279
<v Speaker 1>he is. But you can't compete with Deebo Samuel's and

0:50:16.560 --> 0:50:20.080
<v Speaker 1>you're not going to be brothers. These guys were. These

0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:22.319
<v Speaker 1>guys were out from Blood and they were they were

0:50:22.400 --> 0:50:24.359
<v Speaker 1>going up there. They were d n up on each other.

0:50:24.560 --> 0:50:26.480
<v Speaker 1>You would see them. So I don't want to see that.

0:50:26.560 --> 0:50:29.160
<v Speaker 1>That's not my internet. But yeah, it was. It was

0:50:29.239 --> 0:50:32.440
<v Speaker 1>a fun evening. And then right after that we were well,

0:50:32.520 --> 0:50:35.520
<v Speaker 1>let's skip to the park. So they were like, look,

0:50:35.719 --> 0:50:37.880
<v Speaker 1>we know, they're like you, thanks for doing all this

0:50:37.960 --> 0:50:41.160
<v Speaker 1>for us today. We know the people running the Z

0:50:41.719 --> 0:50:45.439
<v Speaker 1>concert Zed Spinning. I said, Zed Spinning at a club

0:50:45.560 --> 0:50:50.399
<v Speaker 1>in America? What z Z E d D. Yeah, So like, yeah,

0:50:50.800 --> 0:50:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I love Z. You know, he's got a lot of

0:50:52.760 --> 0:50:54.719
<v Speaker 1>hits on the radio. Google him. If you don't know,

0:50:54.880 --> 0:50:57.200
<v Speaker 1>you definitely know his music. Uh. And so I'm like,

0:50:57.320 --> 0:50:59.560
<v Speaker 1>fucking hey man, this is awesome. I mean, and he

0:50:59.840 --> 0:51:04.000
<v Speaker 1>he's playing this new nightclub. Let's go to I went to.

0:51:04.239 --> 0:51:06.520
<v Speaker 1>So they let us all in to see Zed and

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:08.880
<v Speaker 1>then they were like, hey, you want to come to

0:51:09.080 --> 0:51:13.360
<v Speaker 1>the stage, and I'm like, fuck yeah. On the stage,

0:51:13.760 --> 0:51:16.040
<v Speaker 1>we knew they knew someone knew a guy, the guy

0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:19.879
<v Speaker 1>controlling access to the DJ booth and the stage. DJ

0:51:20.040 --> 0:51:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Booth was on the stage and so we were like

0:51:22.920 --> 0:51:25.800
<v Speaker 1>fuck yeah. So we got right into the stage area

0:51:26.440 --> 0:51:29.920
<v Speaker 1>and we were literally standing behind Z like the only

0:51:29.960 --> 0:51:32.040
<v Speaker 1>thing that was it was like like maybe a three

0:51:32.080 --> 0:51:35.160
<v Speaker 1>ft partition between us and Z, and Zed was like

0:51:35.480 --> 0:51:37.760
<v Speaker 1>sitting two feet in front of me facing the crowd.

0:51:38.360 --> 0:51:40.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm facing the crowd, but I'm facing Zed, so z

0:51:40.880 --> 0:51:43.759
<v Speaker 1>Zed's asses in my face and he's spinning and then

0:51:43.840 --> 0:51:46.279
<v Speaker 1>looking at the back of Zed's head. I was back

0:51:46.360 --> 0:51:49.239
<v Speaker 1>of z head, right, the back of z head right,

0:51:49.640 --> 0:51:51.400
<v Speaker 1>So so I was watching it and we were just

0:51:51.480 --> 0:51:53.799
<v Speaker 1>all partying and drinking and it was a great time.

0:51:54.719 --> 0:51:57.239
<v Speaker 1>So I don't see you told me you're all because

0:51:57.320 --> 0:51:59.000
<v Speaker 1>first of all, you told me at first before they

0:51:59.040 --> 0:52:00.920
<v Speaker 1>brought you back, you got to be in front of

0:52:00.920 --> 0:52:04.600
<v Speaker 1>the stage, like front row front. It was front, yes, yeah,

0:52:04.640 --> 0:52:06.120
<v Speaker 1>you told me your front row, that is correct, and

0:52:06.160 --> 0:52:08.239
<v Speaker 1>then they let us in the back, right. I I

0:52:08.360 --> 0:52:12.239
<v Speaker 1>don't understand that from so I've been to many UH

0:52:12.760 --> 0:52:15.719
<v Speaker 1>music concerts, rock concerts. You want to get close to

0:52:15.800 --> 0:52:17.600
<v Speaker 1>the stage because you want to see that first of

0:52:17.600 --> 0:52:19.279
<v Speaker 1>all their legends, but you want to get you want

0:52:19.280 --> 0:52:22.040
<v Speaker 1>to get close to like hear the singer better. You

0:52:22.360 --> 0:52:25.000
<v Speaker 1>want to see the fingering of the guitar. You want

0:52:25.000 --> 0:52:27.279
<v Speaker 1>to get to the close of the instruments. Right. But

0:52:27.520 --> 0:52:30.600
<v Speaker 1>but the DJ, as talented as he may be, he's

0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:33.480
<v Speaker 1>just pushing buttons on an iPad and sliding some lobs

0:52:33.520 --> 0:52:36.960
<v Speaker 1>and lovers. There's no benefit to getting closer. It's much

0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:42.520
<v Speaker 1>right past right. He may or may not even be

0:52:42.560 --> 0:52:44.879
<v Speaker 1>playing a prerecorded mix and just hitting the play button.

0:52:46.840 --> 0:52:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't see the fascination and getting closer to him.

0:52:49.600 --> 0:52:52.600
<v Speaker 1>Explain that to me. Okay, So so there in lies

0:52:52.680 --> 0:52:55.319
<v Speaker 1>the problem, right, if you think about this, they I'm

0:52:55.360 --> 0:52:58.880
<v Speaker 1>thinking they may be just playing an MP three, you know,

0:52:59.480 --> 0:53:01.760
<v Speaker 1>especially if they've got a video show that goes along

0:53:01.920 --> 0:53:05.160
<v Speaker 1>with their set, because the two have to be coordinated.

0:53:05.160 --> 0:53:07.160
<v Speaker 1>There's no way he could be mixing on the fly

0:53:07.680 --> 0:53:10.520
<v Speaker 1>and someone in the background, uh you know who's on

0:53:10.560 --> 0:53:13.800
<v Speaker 1>the video screens catching up with him. Everything is perfectly

0:53:13.840 --> 0:53:17.000
<v Speaker 1>sinc and coordinated, which is why it really is at

0:53:17.080 --> 0:53:20.719
<v Speaker 1>this point, someone just running. They press one button when

0:53:20.760 --> 0:53:22.880
<v Speaker 1>they start in the whole thing, the whole set rolls. Now.

0:53:22.920 --> 0:53:24.680
<v Speaker 1>He may make it a little bit louder. He may

0:53:24.760 --> 0:53:27.560
<v Speaker 1>make the basse louder at some point, But the actual mixes, No,

0:53:28.080 --> 0:53:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying all of them. There's not a light show,

0:53:30.960 --> 0:53:34.080
<v Speaker 1>like who do we see who's Kevin Calvin Harris. We

0:53:34.160 --> 0:53:36.839
<v Speaker 1>saw him at one one of the I Heart Radio

0:53:36.960 --> 0:53:41.640
<v Speaker 1>music festivals. I think they had like robots and uh,

0:53:41.880 --> 0:53:44.759
<v Speaker 1>springy fake arms shooting out of him. That was all

0:53:44.840 --> 0:53:47.000
<v Speaker 1>time to the music. You can't you can't do that

0:53:47.080 --> 0:53:50.040
<v Speaker 1>on the fly, so correct. Yes, they probably have a

0:53:50.160 --> 0:53:53.640
<v Speaker 1>pre which most likely have a prerecorded mix, and they

0:53:53.640 --> 0:53:56.400
<v Speaker 1>are all they're doing is theatrics. What the equivalent of

0:53:56.440 --> 0:54:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Britney Spears did her entire career where she into that

0:54:00.560 --> 0:54:03.919
<v Speaker 1>microphone on her face was right, that was off onto

0:54:04.040 --> 0:54:06.800
<v Speaker 1>her you know her face, Mike. Uh, that is the

0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:10.080
<v Speaker 1>equivalent of what DJs, These modern DJs do today in

0:54:10.200 --> 0:54:13.840
<v Speaker 1>these clubs. They they jump around a lot, they do

0:54:14.000 --> 0:54:17.279
<v Speaker 1>press buttons and faders. Pain. They may be bringing they

0:54:17.360 --> 0:54:19.080
<v Speaker 1>may be bringing a little up, a little bit of

0:54:19.120 --> 0:54:21.239
<v Speaker 1>the base as you just said. They may be doing

0:54:21.320 --> 0:54:24.000
<v Speaker 1>some accents and things, but as far as mixing the

0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:26.839
<v Speaker 1>songs beat for beat and going beat matching and going

0:54:26.920 --> 0:54:29.480
<v Speaker 1>to the next one, they have not. They might have

0:54:29.600 --> 0:54:32.600
<v Speaker 1>to listen this software that will time the they will

0:54:32.640 --> 0:54:35.160
<v Speaker 1>show the lights and the flash with the music. I

0:54:35.280 --> 0:54:37.520
<v Speaker 1>get that, but there's no way to know if he's

0:54:37.640 --> 0:54:40.880
<v Speaker 1>mixing live or not. There's not trying to but the

0:54:40.960 --> 0:54:44.360
<v Speaker 1>worst disparage Z I'm saying in general, I don't understand

0:54:44.600 --> 0:54:47.040
<v Speaker 1>we've got a topic by getting close. I gotta stand

0:54:47.080 --> 0:54:49.880
<v Speaker 1>close to the guy. The excitement of it and and

0:54:50.200 --> 0:54:52.480
<v Speaker 1>one of the things that have been lost in the

0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:57.400
<v Speaker 1>the modern DJ superstar the superstar DJs, these world renowned

0:54:57.440 --> 0:54:59.919
<v Speaker 1>guys that come out and play these residencies in vege

0:55:00.480 --> 0:55:03.800
<v Speaker 1>and like fucking you know, wherever you're going all around

0:55:03.800 --> 0:55:06.440
<v Speaker 1>the world. These guys go from day to day. The

0:55:06.560 --> 0:55:10.680
<v Speaker 1>differences between those dudes and the old school where people

0:55:10.840 --> 0:55:13.920
<v Speaker 1>just to hire a DJ for whatever is the people.

0:55:14.239 --> 0:55:17.239
<v Speaker 1>The old school DJ's were about the dancing on the

0:55:17.360 --> 0:55:21.200
<v Speaker 1>dance floor, so they wanted to the dance floor was

0:55:21.480 --> 0:55:24.480
<v Speaker 1>the main focus, and people focusing on each other and

0:55:24.560 --> 0:55:27.640
<v Speaker 1>hanging out with each other was the focus. With these dudes,

0:55:28.080 --> 0:55:31.799
<v Speaker 1>it's more of everyone's stand face forward and jump up

0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:34.080
<v Speaker 1>and down with the music and stare at the DJ

0:55:34.280 --> 0:55:36.959
<v Speaker 1>all night. Who's who may or may not be mixing live.

0:55:37.480 --> 0:55:40.839
<v Speaker 1>He's just he was doing these you know, jumping up

0:55:40.880 --> 0:55:44.080
<v Speaker 1>and down acrobatics and pretending to go along with it,

0:55:44.480 --> 0:55:47.840
<v Speaker 1>and you know, putting his hand cupping over his earphone

0:55:47.920 --> 0:55:51.640
<v Speaker 1>with one hand and then you know, doing some business

0:55:51.680 --> 0:55:55.360
<v Speaker 1>with his fingers with his other hand. That is exactly it.

0:55:55.760 --> 0:55:59.040
<v Speaker 1>And and it's said because we've lost we've lost the

0:55:59.200 --> 0:56:04.200
<v Speaker 1>art of you know, the nightclub when those particular superstars

0:56:04.239 --> 0:56:06.640
<v Speaker 1>are on the stage. Absolutely all right, we got some

0:56:07.080 --> 0:56:08.680
<v Speaker 1>soundclips and I want to do some a little bit

0:56:08.680 --> 0:56:12.120
<v Speaker 1>of grammar police, so you want to do the sound clips. Well,

0:56:12.120 --> 0:56:13.880
<v Speaker 1>I think there was more to that. I just you

0:56:14.000 --> 0:56:19.279
<v Speaker 1>just said something. I just wanted No, no, you didn't

0:56:19.280 --> 0:56:20.600
<v Speaker 1>do anything wrong. I just wanted to know what the

0:56:20.600 --> 0:56:23.680
<v Speaker 1>fascination is. We're getting up close to the guy faking

0:56:23.800 --> 0:56:26.840
<v Speaker 1>mixing or at least mixing, but like he's just sliding

0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:30.200
<v Speaker 1>some level. Well as talented as that is, no, no

0:56:30.360 --> 0:56:33.520
<v Speaker 1>disrespect is zed well in the studio, he's produced some

0:56:33.640 --> 0:56:36.520
<v Speaker 1>major hits with like Alessia Kara, with some other artists.

0:56:36.560 --> 0:56:39.399
<v Speaker 1>But yes, but yes, but yeah. But at the same time,

0:56:39.480 --> 0:56:42.479
<v Speaker 1>not only that, there was that other dynamic of old

0:56:42.560 --> 0:56:45.080
<v Speaker 1>school where there's a no name on stage, people just

0:56:45.200 --> 0:56:48.319
<v Speaker 1>they're feeling the music and then dancing themselves. They when

0:56:48.360 --> 0:56:51.600
<v Speaker 1>a superstars on stage like that, they tend to stand

0:56:51.680 --> 0:56:53.560
<v Speaker 1>and watch. So they paid all that money for now.

0:56:53.760 --> 0:56:55.440
<v Speaker 1>But you can't see him doing it like a guitar.

0:56:55.800 --> 0:56:57.680
<v Speaker 1>You can see him playing guitar, right, you can't see

0:56:57.719 --> 0:56:59.319
<v Speaker 1>him up on the thing. You can't see his hands.

0:56:59.320 --> 0:57:00.759
<v Speaker 1>You just see his arm is moving a little bit.

0:57:01.120 --> 0:57:04.680
<v Speaker 1>All right. What you got skier porn for me? Yes?

0:57:04.760 --> 0:57:07.319
<v Speaker 1>I do? Okay? So where are we at? Oh my god?

0:57:07.360 --> 0:57:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Where I'm like just trying to figure some you got

0:57:10.520 --> 0:57:13.200
<v Speaker 1>your eighteen million dollar or a sound system there? I

0:57:13.280 --> 0:57:15.600
<v Speaker 1>think we gotta I think we gotta take one more

0:57:15.680 --> 0:57:18.800
<v Speaker 1>a little Uh no, don't do that. Talk about then

0:57:18.840 --> 0:57:22.880
<v Speaker 1>we do the sound Yes, yes we are, okay, I promise,

0:57:22.920 --> 0:57:24.240
<v Speaker 1>I promise. I know what I'm doing. I know. So

0:57:24.280 --> 0:57:32.560
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna grammar police also, yes, that's wow. Just follow

0:57:32.640 --> 0:57:35.880
<v Speaker 1>my lead sometimes what what up to the front? Follow

0:57:35.960 --> 0:57:39.160
<v Speaker 1>my nose? It always no, because we were on we're

0:57:39.160 --> 0:57:42.080
<v Speaker 1>on a clock, so we have to do alright, alright, alright, alright,

0:57:42.120 --> 0:57:45.440
<v Speaker 1>So the Olympics is going on now, the Winter Olympics,

0:57:45.520 --> 0:57:50.200
<v Speaker 1>and uh in China. All right, so uh, this is

0:57:50.280 --> 0:57:53.320
<v Speaker 1>a skier Now they've got some new fangled moves apparently

0:57:53.360 --> 0:57:55.920
<v Speaker 1>that I was not aware of in the U in

0:57:56.040 --> 0:57:58.640
<v Speaker 1>one of the jumps, one of the jump events. So

0:57:58.960 --> 0:58:01.960
<v Speaker 1>listen to the move was being described, and tell me

0:58:02.000 --> 0:58:05.240
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't sound like either a porno movie or Nicki

0:58:05.280 --> 0:58:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Minaj Song's a massive triple cork with that nose butter.

0:58:11.440 --> 0:58:15.680
<v Speaker 1>Very bitch chump there for Henry. Nose butter, a triple

0:58:15.800 --> 0:58:20.320
<v Speaker 1>cork which sounds like, you know, four people, right, one

0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:23.280
<v Speaker 1>woman and three guys, the triple cork and nose butter.

0:58:23.680 --> 0:58:27.680
<v Speaker 1>This is a massive triple cork with that nose butter.

0:58:28.920 --> 0:58:32.720
<v Speaker 1>Very bit chump there for Henry. Where on your porn

0:58:32.800 --> 0:58:35.439
<v Speaker 1>hob you go looking for the triple cork with nose butter.

0:58:37.240 --> 0:58:42.880
<v Speaker 1>Now before you tweet me, h you went out there party?

0:58:43.560 --> 0:58:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, what happens? Hold on? Uh? He's got his

0:58:48.680 --> 0:58:55.120
<v Speaker 1>internal mic gone. I gotta love this technical difficulties. Yeah,

0:58:56.800 --> 0:58:59.640
<v Speaker 1>how's my equipment holding holding up? I think pretty well?

0:59:00.800 --> 0:59:03.120
<v Speaker 1>You know what? I kicked the cable? Of course you did.

0:59:03.960 --> 0:59:12.280
<v Speaker 1>You knocked it out. You sucked yourself. I'm not even

0:59:12.280 --> 0:59:14.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna edit this. Can you hear me out? It's a calamity.

0:59:14.800 --> 0:59:17.840
<v Speaker 1>I love it. We're a fucking disaster. We are hearing

0:59:17.960 --> 0:59:22.000
<v Speaker 1>we're a dumpster fire. Yes, I hear you. And he's

0:59:22.040 --> 0:59:26.080
<v Speaker 1>gone and he's bad. I'm back now. I kicked the cable. Look,

0:59:26.080 --> 0:59:27.880
<v Speaker 1>I told you, I'm not in my usual setup kick

0:59:27.960 --> 0:59:30.160
<v Speaker 1>the cable. I kicked the cable. So the cable is

0:59:30.200 --> 0:59:34.360
<v Speaker 1>and I moved the cable of South Park reference. Alright, okay, okay,

0:59:34.440 --> 0:59:36.520
<v Speaker 1>So now this listen, this is a little bit of

0:59:36.520 --> 0:59:40.720
<v Speaker 1>a longer clip. I want you to hear the stretch

0:59:41.600 --> 0:59:44.800
<v Speaker 1>that this woman announcing the opening ceremonies is going for.

0:59:45.520 --> 0:59:48.400
<v Speaker 1>It may be one of the dumbest stretches I've heard

0:59:48.440 --> 0:59:53.920
<v Speaker 1>in sports. She's talking about the country of Georgia, former

0:59:53.960 --> 0:59:57.080
<v Speaker 1>part of it, I believe the Soviet Union. Right, She's

0:59:57.120 --> 1:00:01.400
<v Speaker 1>talking about the country of Georgia. Listen to her talk

1:00:01.480 --> 1:00:04.720
<v Speaker 1>about sports and how she ties it all together, and

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<v Speaker 1>then tell me you wouldn't want to break your television set.

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<v Speaker 1>The nation of Georgia has competed in every Olympic Games

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<v Speaker 1>since and we'll do so again here in Beijing. Nine athletes. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's ourn forty medals in the summer Olympics, done very well,

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<v Speaker 1>but never meddled in winter. That Mike, I just keep leaking.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the Atlanta Braves won the World Series the

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<v Speaker 1>University of Georgia with the college group on national title.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't this be Georgia's year? God, different Georgia be just

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<v Speaker 1>a thought, then it will sweet, So Georgia on your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. She can't help but think that the

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<v Speaker 1>Atlanta Braves, who play in America's state of Georgia and

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<v Speaker 1>where the Georgia college team won the championship, that somehow

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<v Speaker 1>that will bring luck to the country of Georgia. And

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<v Speaker 1>they're playing Georgia on my mind. They're playing Georgia on

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<v Speaker 1>my mind, which is nothing to do with the country

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<v Speaker 1>to Georgia. But it's just so stupid, stupid. One has

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with the other. Well, because the Atlanta

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<v Speaker 1>Braves who play in Georgia and the Georgia college football

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<v Speaker 1>team they won. I can't help I can't help it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't, she says. I can't help but think maybe

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<v Speaker 1>this is the year for Georgia. They haven't won a

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<v Speaker 1>Winter Olympics in forty years, a medal in forty years.

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<v Speaker 1>But because America's two sports teams that have nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>do Georgia, and by the way, on the other side

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<v Speaker 1>of the planet. So and so give answering me that scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she come up with that on her own or

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<v Speaker 1>did some ship head in the back right that for her,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I've got a great idea, you can say that

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<v Speaker 1>the latter, and she's just this is this is an example.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an example of of anchor. Man, you just

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<v Speaker 1>read what's on the read. What's she's reading's just talking

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<v Speaker 1>head reading what's in front of her. If she, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, with probably without any jurisdiction in the matter,

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<v Speaker 1>she probably didn't get to say ahead of time. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say that. That's gonna make me

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<v Speaker 1>look stupid. I thought was clever. She thought that was

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<v Speaker 1>this was done by the writers. I don't have no part.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty bad, all right. Um, I got to two

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<v Speaker 1>clips that relate to butts. Do you have the butt clip? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know what she was talking about

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<v Speaker 1>on a cable news channel, but but listen to the clip.

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<v Speaker 1>So what you're saying, because I hear the butt and

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<v Speaker 1>so I want to pull it out of you? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm saying because I hear the butt and so

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<v Speaker 1>I want to pull it out of you. So apparently

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<v Speaker 1>he had said, like, you know, like he was hedging

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<v Speaker 1>about something. So she was implying, like I hear there's

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<v Speaker 1>a butt somewhere in that sentence, right, like right here,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to pull it out. It didn't sound right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So the next clip is West Virginia Governor Jim Justice, who,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, is a character and a half. He

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<v Speaker 1>is a straight shooting, straight talking guy. Um. He says

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<v Speaker 1>what's on his mind, and uh, whether you agree with

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<v Speaker 1>him politically or not is irrelevant. He is just funny

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<v Speaker 1>as shit. So somebody made a comment about him or

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<v Speaker 1>his politics he didn't like. So he held up his

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<v Speaker 1>bulldog in a in a in some kind of meeting

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<v Speaker 1>and said to this person, right, you can kiss my

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<v Speaker 1>dog's ass. And he held up the dog and it

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<v Speaker 1>held up the dog's ass. Right. The woman newscaster makes

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<v Speaker 1>a a an ass pun, right, and then the guy

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<v Speaker 1>on the newscaster follows it up with a comment that

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't realize was just as bad. Play the clip

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll see what he says, and you understand why

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<v Speaker 1>it's even worse. Kiss her, heinie right now, the newscasters,

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<v Speaker 1>But there is a backstory if you'll allow this. So

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<v Speaker 1>she says, there's a backstory, and she does that look

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm making a backside joke. And then he tries

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<v Speaker 1>to be funny and goes, rim shot. But I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>rim shot is worse to say about an ass than anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I wrong? Oh? Scary? You see what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, rim shot? But he he also made an

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<v Speaker 1>ass joke without realizing it. He said, see what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't see what I'm saying. Do you really want

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<v Speaker 1>to end on that? Don't end on that? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we play one more clip. Let's go to the police.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just do that. Fuck me police, alright. On that note,

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<v Speaker 1>gund police police. So Danielle Marie, my guess is she

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<v Speaker 1>works in a school or she's a she's a teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what her job is. But she says

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<v Speaker 1>there's a problem with the sign. So there's a They

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<v Speaker 1>opened up across the street from her, a convenience store,

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<v Speaker 1>an exotic paraphernalia store. So they sell sex toys right

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<v Speaker 1>across from the school. And next to the sex toy

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<v Speaker 1>shop across from the school is a tat Pauler. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a rough neighborhood. Oh my god, so she wrote,

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<v Speaker 1>not only did they open this ship right in front

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<v Speaker 1>of my school, but they can't even spell, so they

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<v Speaker 1>wrote convenience and Exotic Convenience c O N V I

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<v Speaker 1>E N E C canvy and set a bad precedent

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<v Speaker 1>for the kids, right right? Never mind? What else is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the stores there looking at the window selling

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<v Speaker 1>sex toys in the window and is a big sign

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<v Speaker 1>with red letters. All it says is a t M.

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<v Speaker 1>Now a t M and porn means something completely different.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if that's an ut telemachine or not. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say that. We have a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a podcast. Brandy Rotkowski sent in a Grammar

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<v Speaker 1>Police a couple of weeks ago. I'm just getting to

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<v Speaker 1>it now. I just couldn't help it. This has been

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<v Speaker 1>driving me nuts for days. David Brody, I need to know,

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<v Speaker 1>Um does this mean they woke up? And the article

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<v Speaker 1>in the newspaper says, according to the hospital, this person

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<v Speaker 1>did not call nine one or seek medical treatment after

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<v Speaker 1>he began to vomit and lost unconsciousness. So they want

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<v Speaker 1>to know if they lost unconsciousness they wake up, they

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<v Speaker 1>must have woken up before they vomited, because you can't

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<v Speaker 1>vomit when you're unconscious. Well, you also can't lose unconsciousness.

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<v Speaker 1>You lose unconsciousness, right, So that was a grand police

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Brandy. And last, but not least, somebody texted

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<v Speaker 1>me today we have a lot of funny voicemails a

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<v Speaker 1>lot as one word. So I wrote back a lot

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<v Speaker 1>as one word, question mark, like, how could you write that?

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<v Speaker 1>And they wrote back, yep seven that, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>that came from me. You asked, it came from scary

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<v Speaker 1>Jones wrote you. You didn't hear what I said. You

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<v Speaker 1>wrote we have a lot of voicemails a l O

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<v Speaker 1>T one word and it's all capitalized, which means you

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<v Speaker 1>typed it, not voice texted it. You typed a l

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<v Speaker 1>O T. I meant to put a space there. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, A lot is two words. It's a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. But you spelled it as one word, which

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<v Speaker 1>we've talked about. I know that though, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize I typed it as one word in the time.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when I wrote back a l O T

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<v Speaker 1>question mark, you didn't question me. You just answered it.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven grammar police on Scary Jones. Now, can I ask

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<v Speaker 1>one more question before we leave? Yeah, Scary and I

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<v Speaker 1>have been talking with the weather getting nicer, the summer's

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<v Speaker 1>coming before you know it, and we've talked about offering

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<v Speaker 1>possibly a Brooklyn Boys bikini Yes, with my name on

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<v Speaker 1>one bikini cup and Scary's name on the other bikini cup.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be breast, left breast, right breast, right well on,

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<v Speaker 1>but it would be on the top of mcken, not

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<v Speaker 1>on your actual breast. That would be right, It would

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<v Speaker 1>be the So my question is, since we always debate

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<v Speaker 1>which goes first, Brody Scary scary Brody? If you were

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<v Speaker 1>buying it, would you want people to see Brody on

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<v Speaker 1>your right breast and Scary in your left breast as

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<v Speaker 1>they look at you or would you rather see it

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<v Speaker 1>as you look down Brody on your left breast and

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<v Speaker 1>scaring your right breast. You can't have it both ways?

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<v Speaker 1>Well you can't, you well, you certainly can't. You could.

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<v Speaker 1>It's upside down, but you know it. So we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sell two versions of it, not I don't know. So

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<v Speaker 1>what what I'm saying is, do you want it to

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<v Speaker 1>be brody and scary for people looking at your boobs.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to I want to be on the crotch

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<v Speaker 1>your own. I want to be No, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be uh yeah, on the on the bikini bottoms. So

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<v Speaker 1>you want to beat now you want to be on

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<v Speaker 1>the back side? You want front back seas Oh so okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So then that's question to the bottom. Do you want

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<v Speaker 1>the brody in the front in the back? I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's a better question. Is what depends on which you're walking.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to look down and see Brodie's name

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<v Speaker 1>on your crotch or scary? I think I think you

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<v Speaker 1>should be on the butt because you're an asshole. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I want to cost anything? Call us at two on

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<v Speaker 1>eight f sevent What would you want to look at?

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<v Speaker 1>Brock Boys Brock Brock Boys, BA