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Speaker 2: We you have to because if you just yell a name,

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Speaker 1: And they know. My wife knows, oh okay, that's him,

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Speaker 1: That sound is so distinct, so that you know you're

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Speaker 2: Just because she didn't acknowledge you when you walked in

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Speaker 1: Can you do it? Or is it too loud? Might

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Speaker 2: Prime example. We're at the playground the other day at

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Speaker 2: the Zoo. The zoo has a phenomenal playground in Nashville.

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Speaker 1: It's called the Zebra Pass. I don't know what it's called. Man,

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the Komodo dragon?

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Speaker 2: So we walk all the way to the Kimodo dragon

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Speaker 2: A lot of them are going to the bears.

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Speaker 1: What do they do? They go sit in the cave.

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Speaker 1: You rarely see them. They're hibernating. Literally just sat there,

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Speaker 1: Seeing it. Kimodo Dragon's still in the same spot. Apparently

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Speaker 2: I'm like how does that little thing keep those big

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Speaker 1: Shop over here? Yeah? I love the zoo, but it's

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Speaker 1: Hey quick, zoo staff. Yeah, man, Hey, how's it going.

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Speaker 1: I work here for the zoo. Awesome the bear, I'm

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Speaker 1: to do it during the middle of the day. Well,

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Speaker 1: then why do you have a cave. I can't I

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Speaker 2: Well, we have a cave because we want to make

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, it's good to play tricks on the kids.

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Speaker 1: You always say it. You talk a little too loud

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen the bear for a second. Do you

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Speaker 1: you play stuff like that, or that's funny. Hey, I

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Speaker 1: was here last week and there were two bears. There's

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Speaker 1: mean you just messed with them a little bit. That's funny.

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Speaker 1: Now that is hilarious. It's a walkable zoo, I'll give

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Speaker 2: So frustrating. But the life Komodo Dragon the biggest letdown

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Speaker 1: No, no, she did.

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Speaker 3: She was just fond of that.

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Speaker 1: She just said she was at Goodwill. Do I need anything?

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Speaker 1: There's actually great stuff there. I got a club, my

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Speaker 1: You got picture frames, you got polos. They actually have

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Speaker 2: You're telling me that the Goodwill in Brentwood is sort

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Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of golf, I heard this is this is

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Speaker 1: And the length of your club they don't alter that much.

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Speaker 1: it to my hands. No, but they'll get you a

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Speaker 1: And we have completely different swings and we have different heights.

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: We didn't start it, No, I don't think we did.

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Speaker 2: you know, I don't even know what the how we

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live. Arnold is off today. He

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Speaker 3: Ah.

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Speaker 1: I thought he's head at Austin for the iHeart Festival.

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Speaker 1: I believe he may do that later on in the day,

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Speaker 1: Whoa yep. He informed me that his job is to

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 1: So you got to get a big shovel for that. Yep.

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Speaker 1: So he's the trough Guy's got a shovel bucket.

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Speaker 3: All that. He said.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty busy, time consuming, but it's better than this

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Speaker 1: And I said, how was it first day? And he goes, shit,

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Speaker 3: We gotta take a break.

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Speaker 1: No, we gotta do it live. We're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 1: We oh the one two three sore loser? What up, everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, So

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Speaker 1: I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because

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Speaker 1: I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I live

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Speaker 1: She was a Broadway girl. We have two point two acres.

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Speaker 1: We have two point two kids of Vanderbilt Clinic. Justin

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Speaker 1: That's gonna happen to me when I'm seventy two. Over

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Speaker 1: to you, man, Over to me.

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm you know, Austin's gonna be a great time.

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Speaker 2: But before I get to Austin, I probably need to

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Speaker 2: take a break.

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back ray.

432
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Speaker 3: We need to see the ratings.

433
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,800
Speaker 1: No, we got an email. Man, Well, somebody stole my

434
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,640
Speaker 1: sound effect. No, you lost it? What was it? Titled

435
00:19:55,280 --> 00:20:05,960
Speaker 1: email sound effect typing? See, we got an email? Uh?

436
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:09,520
Speaker 4: What was it?

437
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,920
Speaker 1: Was a typewriter. It kind of sounds old school typewriter

438
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:17,600
Speaker 1: and it kind of sounded like the the iPhone going off.

439
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:24,880
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Dude, that's it. That's the old one.

440
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,960
Speaker 1: But we just gotta go with it. Dude, that's it.

441
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,879
Speaker 1: You sound drunk? Go you ready?

442
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:29,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

443
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:34,520
Speaker 1: Well, you gotta play the clip, dude, all right. They

444
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 1: save this clip for when the show went downhill. No, no,

445
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,400
Speaker 1: when we get nominated for awards. These are the kind

446
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,560
Speaker 1: of things why we get nominated for the Big Awards. Baby,

447
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,080
Speaker 1: that's why we go to the Podcast Awards in La Dude.

448
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,240
Speaker 1: Here's the sad thing. We don't remember when we do

449
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:51,719
Speaker 1: the intro anymore. We don't remember what the clips are

450
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,119
Speaker 1: titled anymore. We're two old men trying to play a

451
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,159
Speaker 1: young kid's game. I mean we really are.

452
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,480
Speaker 2: It's really hard sometimes, like people think, oh my god,

453
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,359
Speaker 2: how can you be so stupid and not realize it.

454
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,000
Speaker 2: It's like telling like I tell a story to my

455
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 2: wife and then I talked to my dad or my mom.

456
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, I already told you that. They're like, no,

457
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,760
Speaker 2: you didn't. Or I told the story to my mom

458
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,440
Speaker 2: and dad and then my wife's like, you never said

459
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 2: that to me, And I'm like, I can't remember who

460
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 2: I told what Okay, let's put it that way.

461
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 1: And also, yes, we were gonna make kick big. Yes

462
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,200
Speaker 1: we were gonna make YouTube big. Guys, they won't buy

463
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 1: the products in this room to make our YouTube big.

464
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? My hands are tied.

465
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 1: I mean it's really hard for Ray to run the board,

466
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:38,120
Speaker 1: hit those buttons, to hit, drink his coffee and move

467
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 1: the cameras. They were gonna put in a system where

468
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,680
Speaker 1: the voice activation would move the cameras, but we don't

469
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 1: have it, so it's so hard. Ray doesn't have twelve hands,

470
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,639
Speaker 1: and Arnold is useless. Abby doesn't come in here, the

471
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,919
Speaker 1: president of the podcast network. We ain't seen that one

472
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 1: in about twelve months. But what did I tell you

473
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Speaker 1: I was going to do. I was gonna do live comments?

474
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 1: Are you too on these computers? Doesn't work?

475
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:02,199
Speaker 4: Oh?

476
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't know how to go live on these computers.

477
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 1: I know how to go live. The audio doesn't work

478
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 1: with it. Have we asked somebody to show us how

479
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 1: to use it? Tell me where the guy is. I

480
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 1: already hit him up with five things for the big

481
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 1: show that haven't been addressed. I've been manually changing the

482
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 1: board over oh every day. Oh, nobody will respond to

483
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 1: my text or emails.

484
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 3: Dude.

485
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he may be on vacation or something. I have

486
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 1: no idea where he is. He could be in another city.

487
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,920
Speaker 1: Care if he's in turks and Kekos, tell me what

488
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,120
Speaker 1: button to Turk?

489
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 2: Doesn't he have email wherever he's at? Maybe he turned

490
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 2: to Did you get an out of office reply?

491
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 1: Dude? I've had so many issues. The engineers don't even

492
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 1: text me back anymore because they don't want to deal

493
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 1: with it, right, but I think they have to. I go, hey,

494
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,679
Speaker 1: the board doesn't switch anymore. I'm manually happening to hit

495
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,760
Speaker 1: five buttons. I don't know if this may go out

496
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 1: over live air. It could be a problem. No response.

497
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: Luckily it all worked. We've had so many problems. They're like, listen, man,

498
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: they see your email come in. They're like, I'm not.

499
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: I'm ask like I didn't see it, but that is

500
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,679
Speaker 1: going on the big ignore button.

501
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 3: No, dude.

502
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 1: I texted both of them. Neither one responded, and the

503
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 1: board is still in manual. So to say that I'm

504
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 1: worried about this YouTube or I'm worried about this program

505
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: switching over cameras automatically, the Big Show has already got

506
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 1: a host of issues. Yeah, so I don't think they're

507
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 1: gonna worry about this one little podcast studio to fix

508
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: the cameras. I think you make a valid point. What

509
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 1: about t Babe the other day when they said the

510
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: program costs one hundred dollars apparently, I said, like one bitcoin,

511
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 1: because nobody can afford it.

512
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 2: I said, I will give you the one hundred dollars

513
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 2: bill out of my wallet to pay for that. If

514
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 2: you will put it in this studio. I don't care

515
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 2: about the other studios. I want it in this studio

516
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 2: and I will pay for it. I don't give a crap.

517
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 2: I mean, Sore Loser's Nation. If they all donated one penny,

518
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 2: we would be able to get that program in there.

519
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 2: With all thousand of our listeners, we would figure it out.

520
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: I'll buy it. But who do I give the dollar two?

521
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 1: Great question? I don't know, and no one will answer

522
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: that question. No one has any answers. And I always say, oh,

523
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 1: ask this guy, asked that guy, ask her, ask her,

524
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: ask him.

525
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 2: It's always pass the buck. That is exactly how this

526
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 2: world works. I mean, I think that is every job is.

527
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 2: Everybody's like, Oh, you got to ask him to do that. Oh,

528
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to go to her. She's the one

529
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 2: that has to approve that. Oh you're gonna have to

530
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 2: email him out in Wisconsin, he has approval on that.

531
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 2: No one has the right to give approval. It's amazing

532
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 2: how nothing gets done because it gets passed over here

533
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 2: there there back around circle up between the legs punch

534
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 2: you in the nuts.

535
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: And do you remember when we first brought it up,

536
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: that program being one hundred dollars. When was it, Uh,

537
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: probably October of twenty twenty four, that's already six months

538
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: have passed. Yeah, that's crazy. Six freaking months.

539
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 2: And I said then, and I would pay for it,

540
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 2: And he said, oh yeah, I'll get back to you.

541
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 2: Guess how many times I've heard from him since? Zero times.

542
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 1: He walks by me in the hall. He puts his

543
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 1: head down, he's got his earbuds in and doesn't even.

544
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 3: Look at me.

545
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: Don't you read an email? I do have an email.

546
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, but you know what, I've never emailed the guy.

547
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 2: Maybe I should email the guy. That's a good call.

548
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying, is I should email them?

549
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 4: No?

550
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: I texted him. No responses from either guy. All right,

551
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: you ready here the email?

552
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,439
Speaker 2: Yes, we are the sore losers at gmail dot com.

553
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 2: You can always email us. We'd love to hear from you, guys.

554
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 2: I mean, the more you guys email us, the better

555
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 2: it is. We can hear what you're feeling. If you

556
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 2: got questions and we got answers. Coaches, it's been a

557
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 2: while I've finally gotten back into the pot about a

558
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 2: month ago. School basketball and just life has been crazy.

559
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 2: Thanks for all you do. I want to leave you

560
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: all with a flash from the past. Would you rather

561
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 2: poop out your nose or pee out your ears? I've

562
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 2: got some highlights for y'all's favorite one star high school

563
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 2: basketball prospect.

564
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 1: Enjoy the videos. Maddox from Mississippi p out of the

565
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: ears a lot more sanitary.

566
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 2: I mean it's obviously p out the ears, and you

567
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 2: got it wrong on Maddox's Would you rather pee out

568
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 2: your nose or poop out your ear? And the answer

569
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:21,719
Speaker 2: then would be poop out your ears? Absolutely, I mean

570
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 2: that's simple. But hey, man, your highlights you look like

571
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: a baller dude. You ride that bench very well.

572
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: Does he show you them?

573
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 4: Oh?

574
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said us two videos? Man, you want to

575
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 2: see him? Oh, couldn't view profile. There was a problem

576
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 2: playing this profile. I'm not downloading this. No, I'm not

577
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 2: downloading a high school video.

578
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what is on it. I can't do it.

579
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 1: I will say the Facebook page keeps you pretty in

580
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 1: tune with what's going on. The emails is the stuff

581
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: that I'm not seeing the flow of.

582
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, That's why I always check the email. I'm looking

583
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 2: for people with good topics and I don't know that.

584
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 2: That's great Maddix, Welcome back. Hopefully the basketball season went well.

585
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 2: Don't know if you guys want a state title or

586
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 2: what if you're in on the transfer a portal or not.

587
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I will tell you I am excited

588
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 1: this week to see the quarter ratings because if they're bad,

589
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm out. What do you mean? It's just not worth it? God, no,

590
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: it is worse than that, dude. But you realize, guys,

591
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 1: for years we did five episodes a week. Now, Okay,

592
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 1: how crazy were we?

593
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 3: How crazy?

594
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: Because I just heard a guy in the hallway say

595
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: that he's been building this podcast for years of his Guys,

596
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: if you've been building some for years and you still

597
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: haven't gotten dividends, it's time to bail, head out, head

598
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: on on the street this thing. But thank god we

599
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: decided to tone it down from five. We're doing more

600
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: audio than a regular sports show in town. And we

601
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: had a morning show. I hate to tell you that

602
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: way why we built our base. No, no, we were

603
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: so stupid. We were so stupid. You thought we were

604
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: going to become millionaires. No, no, it didn't equate to

605
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 1: more money. I wasn't very smart. I'll admit it right now.

606
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 2: On you know, whatever may, second, may first, whatever today is,

607
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 2: I was an idiot, and I'll tell you why I

608
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 2: was an idiot. I was an idiot because I thought

609
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 2: we would start out with five and you know, get

610
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 2: people excited, and then we dwindle it down to three.

611
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 1: That's not the or dwindle it down to two. That's

612
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: not the way you do it. You slow roll it

613
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 1: and then if the.

614
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 2: Demand is there, you give them more episodes instead of

615
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 2: giving them so many freaking episodes and then taking some back.

616
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: That doesn't make people happy. But five episodes, it was

617
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: so stupid. That's a massive amount of audience. It was

618
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: so stupid. But you know, I've heard some of the

619
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: other shows are going from one to three. What dude,

620
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: We made the backbone in blueprint for the entire podcast network.

621
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: Hold on, let's let's take a break real quick. I

622
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: would like to know which ones are going from one

623
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: to three? Okay, can you give me some hand signals?

624
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 3: Oh?

625
00:28:55,360 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: Really? No? Crap? Yeah, So I mean I'm saying there's

626
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: no you are stupid. There's no way you were stupid

627
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: at five. Four was completely as and nine three is

628
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: almost the porridge is just right. No, but what I'm

629
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: telling you is people are copying your blueprint.

630
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 2: Three might be too much because we have a regular job.

631
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 2: The people that are doing three, they don't have regular

632
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 2: They don't have a regular.

633
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 3: Job, right, you know.

634
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: But we're able to work it in now. Sometimes when

635
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: they're doing other interviews, we come in here and do

636
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: it inside.

637
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 3: It was perfect for us.

638
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 2: It's pretty nice. But listen, but I love sore losers nations.

639
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 2: So I'm not saying it's because of you, guys. I

640
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 2: just I realized in the beginning I screwed up by

641
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: saying let's do five a week. That was so dumb.

642
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 2: I was young, I was dumb, and we fought a

643
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 2: lot because everybody was tired and we had to go

644
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 2: in and do I mean, it was stupid. We it

645
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 2: gave us no time for life, liberty or happiness.

646
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: Well, and I would have appointments and you guys would

647
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: never listen to me for my appointments. You're right, I

648
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: was trying to regrow my hair, but you didn't tell us.

649
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: Just freaking like walking out on you guys. You would

650
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: still be talking and I would just walk guy to

651
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: go to my appointment. You did. It was like an

652
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: endorsement deal. I know.

653
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 2: And that's what I'm saying. We weren't sensitive to everybody's

654
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 2: issues and time, and I think we're much happier with

655
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 2: only three.

656
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: Three is good. Three is a good amount. And honestly,

657
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: it could have been trouble because we were a tripod

658
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: for so long. I thought it was gonna be issues

659
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: with just two. Two's fine too, is fine because you

660
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: get time to say your own point, tell your stories.

661
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: Everything's good. I mean, we could bring Zach in here

662
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: every once in a while. He has. He's been missing

663
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: in action since he went to Barcelona. He doesn't want

664
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: to tell us what happened over there. I don't know,

665
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: but I know that I'm getting on a plane to

666
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: Austin and it's gonna be amazing. Like it is gonna

667
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: be amazing. And I mean, you want to talk about

668
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: Jack du I thought you're from taking a commercial break

669
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: and I tell you the show that's gonna do three episodes.

670
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll take a break. We'll be right back, eh.

671
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: Are you gonna tell me start the break? We're live Yeah,

672
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: it's the dog Show. Yeah I knew that. Yeah, I

673
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: saw you do your hand motion. So they went from

674
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: one to three and apparently everybody said that we did.

675
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: We were so successful with it, and it created a base,

676
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: it created fans, generated revenue. They're going with that format.

677
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 3: Good.

678
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: I'm just worried about the weekend I'm in store for

679
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: because chess Day has been texting me. Is he going

680
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: to the shows in Austin or is he just about

681
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: the golf with you? Now, chess Day doesn't golf. He

682
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: doesn't know.

683
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: His dad golfs and is a phenomenal golfer. His dad golfs,

684
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 2: I think every day, every day, and chess A doesn't golf.

685
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: Chess Day does not golf. He may have started golfing

686
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 2: a little bit just so he could go with his dad,

687
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: but I mean, for years he never golfed. My bachelor party,

688
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 2: he just basically swolln the club a couple times, but

689
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 2: he rode in the cart. He just went yeah, but no,

690
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: but he drank and he lost a fat kid. He

691
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 2: needed a collar shirt and fat kid had an extra one.

692
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 2: So chess Day borrowed it and and he's like, I'm

693
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 2: gonna buy my own. He's stuck Fat Kid's shirt in

694
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 2: the bag. He threw the bag away. Who's fat kid

695
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 2: Ey's buddy? We grew up with and and Batter's Box.

696
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: You know who that is?

697
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 3: This guy?

698
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 4: What if everybody it's a Batter's box, he'd.

699
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: Call him fat Kid and so then we just called

700
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: him fat Kid forever. I do like the chest day

701
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: still came around for the golfing even though he wasn't

702
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: there to do it.

703
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 2: Dude, he was there, but he had some he had drinks.

704
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,959
Speaker 2: I mean he was there to party. He was there

705
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 2: and have a great time.

706
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: He crushed it at the bachelor party. Not to take

707
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: away from your Austin trip, Baser did the same thing

708
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: with Angeline and Justin and she made it work. You

709
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: really don't have to play golf with the people. You

710
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: can hang do some drinks, laugh, take a couple of

711
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: celeb shots. Dude, there's a way to do it. And

712
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,479
Speaker 1: you know what, Props to Basier and props to Chesstey.

713
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up and listen. Yeah, and I just

714
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: like Chesstey texted me earlier this week, he goes, Hey,

715
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: by the way, are we still on for this weekend?

716
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: I know this is a yearly tradition. I don't want to,

717
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: you know, put the cart in front of the horse.

718
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: But are we still going? It's still going down this weekend.

719
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: I said, it's a go if you want to go,

720
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: and he said, in all caps, I'm completely in same crew,

721
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: same time, Grassia, sir, let's get this s done. And

722
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, uh, let's get this done?

723
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 3: What does that mean?

724
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: Like he's ready to go hard? Oh?

725
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 2: And I said, you know, Friday night there's some parties.

726
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 2: You know, I'm trying to get you into if you

727
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 2: want to go, but I'm hoping to you know, not

728
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 2: stay out too late.

729
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, don't worry. Two am is a

730
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: late let's party. Let's get this done.

731
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 2: And I said, no, no, no, let's like, let's think

732
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,479
Speaker 2: like midnight because I gotta work on Saturday. He goes,

733
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 2: all right, we'll pretend we're gonna go back to the

734
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 2: You're gonna go in at midnight and we can know

735
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 2: we know when it gets real that you're not going

736
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 2: home early. I'm like, okay, cool, this dude is ready

737
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 2: to tie one on.

738
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: Perfect because also, what do you do one stage announcement?

739
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: You got a film, some video and a parking lot

740
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: for a cell phone company.

741
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, you're right, I understand that, but

742
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 2: I mean, and then I was looking. This is where

743
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 2: I had a conundrum. I thought about Sunday morning, trying

744
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 2: to book it, like an eight am T time, You're

745
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 2: gonna go golf twice?

746
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 1: Well, this is what I was thinking, because Batter's.

747
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 4: Box, you know what I mean, Like, what if everybody

748
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 4: that's a Batter's Box here with a special Happy Birthday

749
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 4: edition of would you rather Happy Birthday? Little Bro? Would

750
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 4: you rather hit a walk off Grand Slam in the

751
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 4: World Series, drain a buzzerbeting three pointer to win the

752
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 4: NBA Finals, or score the winning touchdown and ot of

753
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 4: the Super Bowl? I think you know my answer based

754
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 4: on my name. And in closing, I just want to

755
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 4: tell my brother since he won't tell me that I love.

756
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: You, glad we played the whole thing for good, how

757
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: ridiculous it was.

758
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 2: Forgot all about it. But I'm not gonna get to

759
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 2: play with him. So I thought, oh, eight AMT time.

760
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, that's just stupid, that's just that's

761
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 2: forcing it me getting done on Saturday night, probably two

762
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 2: three in the morning, you know, after going out with everybody, Garrett,

763
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 2: Greg Jacob, Brian, Jenny, Andy, you.

764
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: Know, I mean all them, Jenny, Jenny Taft, the All

765
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: American girl, Jenny.

766
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 2: Taff No Jenny a friend of mine. And I think

767
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 2: then I'd get four hours of sleep. Then had to

768
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 2: be at the golf course. And then I thought about

769
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 2: inviting my dad because but my dad doesn't want to

770
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: play golf, he wants to probably just hang out with

771
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 2: us riding the cart. I was like, that's forcing it.

772
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 2: So I didn't even bring it up to batter's box.

773
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 2: I just I was looking at tea times and I

774
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 2: was like, oh, there's a tea time here, there's a

775
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 2: tea time there.

776
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, this is crazy.

777
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: This is adding too much stress and too much pressure.

778
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 1: Don't try to get happier than happy, and you're putting

779
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 1: way too much in a weekend. You realize a week

780
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 1: you're putting a week's worth of golf in a weekend.

781
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: That's what I kind of do.

782
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 2: I kind of feel the pressure to try to hang

783
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 2: out with everybody in that forty eight hours that I'm there.

784
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 2: I try to see as many people as possible.

785
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: Let this be a lesson Mike D's wedding. Again, it

786
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: was supposed to be a four day trip. It turned

787
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 1: into a three because Bones made us all take late flights.

788
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 1: So guys, not on me, Me, Baser, Billy Greg. What

789
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: did we all try to do? We tried to squeeze yeah.

790
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 1: Oh and that's also Billy. He he was married, yep, okay,

791
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: so it was his other. Okay, So we all tried

792
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: to hang out. We did tried to do brunch, We

793
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: tried to do domain, we tried to do the punch bowl,

794
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: we did this other it was like the playbar or something.

795
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,919
Speaker 1: We tried to do Sixth Street round and there every

796
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: we wanted to live four days, the trip was shortened

797
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: to three. Couldn't get it in. Had to basically get

798
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: party balls the same day as Mike D's wedding. That's

799
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: how I got hammered. That's how it all went south.

800
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,720
Speaker 1: You heard it all about it on the Big Show.

801
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: Because we tried to squeeze in too much partying into

802
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: essentially forty eight hours. That's the issue is I tell

803
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh, dude, you're coming for our art.

804
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 2: We should get together. Hey dude, see you're gonna be

805
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 2: in town for I Ho, are you gonna have any time?

806
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm always like, yeah, dude, we can

807
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: grab lunch on this day. Hey, if you want to

808
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 2: meet me, we can go get breakfast tacos on Saturday

809
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 2: morning before I had to be anywhere.

810
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: Hi, there, What am I meeting you for? Oh? Yeah,

811
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: gas station snack? Come on, how you've been Jeremy.

812
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 2: Hey, Jeremy, Let's get a little DeBie cake. All right,

813
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 2: cheers man, Hey man, I'll help you pump your guests.

814
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 2: Hey man, good to see man. All right, I gotta

815
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 2: go to my next spot.

816
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: Where you going next?

817
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 3: Oh?

818
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: We're doing bagels by the bay? All right, so we're

819
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 1: walking down like, hey man, good to see a Texico.

820
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: How are you doing?

821
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 3: Hey?

822
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 1: Brother, I just need a dollar. Oh I don't know you.

823
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: You're homeless? Yeah, hey brother, if you could give me

824
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: a dollar? Brother?

825
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 2: And I realized that I forced myself and I'm so

826
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 2: exhausted out to the weekend, like I should take advantage

827
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 2: of it with no kids and sleep in instead of

828
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 2: scheduling an eight am breakfast on Saturday and eight am

829
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 2: golf tea time on Sunday.

830
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: That is ludicrous So are you doing the Sunday? No,

831
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: but you're doing the Friday. Doing the Friday and the

832
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: Saturday is the show? Saturday is the show? Are they

833
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: doing after parties? Yes? Can you hook that up for

834
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: your boy? No, we'll just go to a normal bar.

835
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 2: Okay, we need we need a good outdoor patio so

836
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 2: we can chill and sit and talk and chat. It

837
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 2: was great last year. We went somewhere on the east

838
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 2: side of thirty five rainy. No, no, east side of

839
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 2: thirty five not rainy. I don't even know what it's called.

840
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 2: Great little spot man it was, but it was jam packed,

841
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 2: jam packed getting a table we wanted a picnic table.

842
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 4: It was.

843
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 1: It was a rough one. University of Texas fifty thousand students,

844
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: Texas State forty five thousand students, and that's why there's

845
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: so many people. And then Austin is just growing like

846
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 1: a mushroom, you know, mushrooming population even more than Nashville.

847
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow, I mean you wouldn't even reckon. There's

848
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: buildings like. I ain't been back. I've been back I

849
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: think once. I've been back maybe twice since we moved.

850
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: Once was for an iheartfest, and once was Mike D's wedding. Yeah,

851
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: like Morgan.

852
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 2: Morgan asked me, Hey, and one of our listeners they're

853
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 2: heading to Austin with their twenty two year old son.

854
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: Where do you recommend they go? They've all changed toots,

855
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: I said Morgan. I haven't lived there since twenty thirteen,

856
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: so I'll be honest with you. I don't know what's

857
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: still there. Wes six give them dogwood. I might the

858
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: number one the number one thing to do if you're

859
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: staying downtown. Quaw vici quah got shut down, live shots

860
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: in the floor.

861
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: God my my advice there, I said Esther. Folly's great

862
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 2: place for the acting, dude. You want absolute humor and

863
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 2: funny and greatness. It's like an hour and a half.

864
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 2: It's right there on sixth Street. You buy your tickets

865
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: at advance, go to that, and then hit the bars afterwards.

866
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 2: It's fantastic.

867
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 3: Never been.

868
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: Do they still have dogwood in the ranch? I have

869
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: no idea. I assume they do. I wouldn't even know

870
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: what recommendations to give, That's what I'm saying. Then she's like, well,

871
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: what about food places? I was like, Morgan, I don't

872
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: know what's still around Morgan. When I ate there was

873
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: a flapjack place and a burger joint called McDonald's. That's

874
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: about it. I'm like, when I was there, Ze Tejas

875
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: was still around Morgan. Guess what, Ze Tayas ain't there anymore.

876
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: I have no idea, dude, they have. Pet Harry's has

877
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 1: got a hell of a breakfast there every day, every

878
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: single day. It is the best best banana bread. Guys.

879
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if it exists still, but if you

880
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,959
Speaker 1: can go to Pee Terry Cherry are still there, Okay,

881
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: go to Pee Terry's. This is my recommendation for all

882
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: our listeners. Get you an egg and ham sandwich, melt

883
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: in your mouth, and then also get the pumpkin bread,

884
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: banana bread, banana nut bread. And then if it's a

885
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: late night, go to what's the taco place? Not want

886
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: in a million, what's the one that's uh cado, uh

887
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: taco cabana, Taco cabana ideas you'll ever have? You gotta

888
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: go there.

889
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 2: That is a musta, that's a mustap And that's why

890
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 2: I told her, I said, I think moonshine.

891
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: I mean it was good back in the day from

892
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: what I remember. I think it's still downtown. I said,

893
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: if they want to drive a little, go to the

894
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: salt lick. But besides that, I don't know, Morgan, a

895
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: salt lick that's offered by this baseball stadium.

896
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 2: No, well that's still that's North I'm talking about. So

897
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: gave them a place in not Driftwood is the original.

898
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 2: It's still like forty minutes from Austin. Like it's it's

899
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 2: out there, go to be caves. Well, that's what I'm saying.

900
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't really know Morgan. I'm sorry, like

901
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 2: it's been a while, and she's like, oh geez, okay, yeah.

902
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: And also, I mean you were there just to drink.

903
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: I guess you're a foodie though you would know the restaurants.

904
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: But Dave, I mean, dude, there are so many new restaurants.

905
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: I mean the way it's changed. When I lived there,

906
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: downtown living was just becoming a thing in Austin. There

907
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: was starting to be there used to be no restaurants

908
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: down to Grey Point, like there was nothing to eat downtown,

909
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: like no one, And then all of a sudden, the

910
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: last three or four years I lived there, they started

911
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: doing it. Then when we left, it's just there's restaurants there,

912
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: and there's all these high rises, so I don't know

913
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: what the restaurants are.

914
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 2: You'd have to hit up Ryan, my buddy Ryan, he

915
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 2: knows everything. He eats at all the nice restaurants. Ask him,

916
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 2: he'll tell you.

917
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: The domain used to be me and South Beach and

918
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: a parking lot, right, but it used to be IBM.

919
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: But now it's a whole party zone. People go there

920
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: and'll party all day. There was one bar when we

921
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: went there, That's what I mean. And I think it

922
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: was called the Pub.

923
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 3: That's what I mean.

924
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: Dude. Times have changed, and me and South Beach used

925
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: to go to a restaurant there and watch PTI. PTI

926
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 1: got canceled. Now, no it did not, the TV show. No,

927
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: Around the Horn got canceled. Around the Horn. Don't ever

928
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: say that PTI got canceled, don't you do it? All

929
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: there was was an Apple store, Gucci store. The place

930
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: we lived at a parking lot, and we'd go watch

931
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: Around the Horn at the pub.

932
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 2: Dide you want to hear a funny story about Esther follies. Yeah,

933
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 2: all right, We'll take a break and I'll tell you

934
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 2: all about.

935
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 3: It right after this. Ray So I got a girl

936
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 3: pregnant there, no man, it was.

937
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: My birthday, my birthday, and we were going to We

938
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: went to eat dinner, and then we were going to

939
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: Estra Follies. Right, I wish I knew what it was.

940
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: Is it slapstick comedy?

941
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it's comedy. Okay, it's hilarious, so funny. They

942
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 2: got a magician. I don't know if he's still there.

943
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 2: They had a magician.

944
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: They have all sorts of cool stuff.

945
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 3: Do we need to do something like this in Nashville?

946
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: Dude, it would crush it. But you need actors and

947
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: people that write skits and stuff, so probably not many. Okay, Yeah,

948
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: just like we write this show, we do a hell

949
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: of a job. Hey did we do the end?

950
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 4: Drug?

951
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 1: Tell some jokes? Dude.

952
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 2: So we're going to Estras Follies. We eat dinner and

953
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 2: then we drive to the Estra's Follies. Everybody's parking and.

954
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: My dad is with my mom and my aunt and

955
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: my uncle. They're all in the same car. My dad's driving.

956
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 3: Not a good starts to be day.

957
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 2: And they get pulled up, get pulled over. I don't

958
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 2: know if it was expired registration. The license plate was

959
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 2: out of date, or they made an illegal U turn.

960
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened, but all of a sudden,

961
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 2: they're taking.

962
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: My dad out of the car. He's going to Big Alice.

963
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 2: And they're putting his hands behind his back. I mean,

964
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 2: this might have been my twenty eight, twenty ninth birthday. Okay,

965
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 2: so I'm an.

966
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: Adult guy and your pops is getting cuffed and they're

967
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: taking him downtown. So he had to leave the car. Well, no,

968
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: because my mom's there, and my uncle's there and my

969
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: aunt's there, so they can take the car. But apparently

970
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: he had some unpaid tickets. What turns into I guess

971
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: I warrant. And when you get pulled over and you

972
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: have a warrant, guess what they do to you. They

973
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: take you down to the old jail. Did he not

974
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: have twenty dollars for an unpaid ticket? I don't know.

975
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: Next time he's in here, I'm gonna give him twenty

976
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: and say it's for the unpaid ticket in Austin. Didn't know,

977
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: And they all his ass downtown and I'm sitting there

978
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: in front of my friends.

979
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 3: My dad's getting.

980
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: Friend scuffed and stuff. Man Pop's got popped. I mean

981
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: Pop's got popped right there, Pop's got pop? Is he

982
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: fighting it? No, he's not trying to resist or anything.

983
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 3: Hey, they got him on the ground real good.

984
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: They put him in the patrol car and there he

985
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: goes whoo, and then here goes my I see it

986
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: all happening, and I'm like, what the what?

987
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 3: What is going on?

988
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: This is my birthday? This is so awkward. And my

989
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: mom and aunt come after they go park the car,

990
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: they come walking in. I'm like, well, what happened. Oh,

991
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal. Don't worry about it. I'm like,

992
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,240
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Dad's going to the big house.

993
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: Dad's going to the big house. What do you mean,

994
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Dad's doing five to live. I'm like,

995
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: are we ever gonna see him again? Like? When's the trial? What? Guy?

996
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: But my uncle kid? He took the car and he

997
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: drove down to the jail and he paid the money.

998
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 1: Oh and my dad was out in about thirty minutes

999
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: and they made the second half of the show.

1000
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 3: He got ar.

1001
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: Resident, he got cup and stuff. Did he think he

1002
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 1: could get away with not paying him? Man, my dad

1003
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 1: lives differently. I don't know if he's at a like

1004
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: he was going to his high school reunion. It was

1005
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: like his fiftieth high school reunion. Dude, he didn't have

1006
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: a driver's license.

1007
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 2: He used his high school id at the airport to

1008
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 2: get on the freaking plane shoes. So to ask me,

1009
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 2: if my dad thought he could get away with he

1010
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 2: didn't care he didn't carry a driver's license.

1011
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: He didn't, I mean, he would unbelievable. That's just how

1012
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: he lives.

1013
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 4: Man.

1014
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 1: Did he apologize for getting arrested? Well, apologize there's nothing

1015
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: to apologize for.

1016
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 3: He's got it.

1017
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: It's your birthday, man. It was just I mean, he

1018
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: didn't do any I mean, it's an accident.

1019
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 3: Sorry.

1020
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 1: But when he came in, we all and the performer

1021
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: thought we were clapping for them, but we were clapping

1022
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: for the jailbird. Can I posted bail for you, kid?

1023
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: Yowe me back though, five hundred dollars? Yeah. So that's

1024
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: Aster follies, man, I'll never forget that one. That's a

1025
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,720
Speaker 1: core memory right there. He came in, he'd just been cuffed,

1026
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: he had marks on his rend, he had bruises on

1027
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: his arms. Dude, Like he was like, oh man, that's

1028
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: where that dug into my skin. They roughed him up

1029
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: downtown and I'm like, Dad, you forgot to change out

1030
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: of your shirt. Your your jail shirt had an orange

1031
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: shirt on number six eight two four five three two.

1032
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my gosh, Dad, Like what are

1033
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: you doing? They're like, oh, sir, are you in the plight? No? No,

1034
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: this's just my never mind. Just let me get kid

1035
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: have a water. You must be dying, a thirsty kid.

1036
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: He was in there for thirty minutes, He's good, Ore,

1037
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,359
Speaker 1: Are you hungry? Did they feed you in there?

1038
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 4: No?

1039
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: I was just in there for thirty minutes. Man, that

1040
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: was real quick. In and out, in and out, like like, oh,

1041
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: did you have to wear the plastic sandals? No? I

1042
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 1: was in there for thirty minutes. They just they processed

1043
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 1: my paperwork. That was it, No big deal.

1044
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 3: Do you remember that memory though?

1045
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 4: Oh?

1046
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 3: I remember, of course you do.

1047
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: How do you? How would you forget that?

1048
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 4: Right?

1049
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,919
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You remember those You're not gonna

1050
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: remember your other twenty birthday parties? No, You're not really

1051
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: gonna remember the other birthday parties. I mean I remember

1052
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: we went to Hula Hut one when I was older

1053
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: that's a good spot. Did you tell Morgan that?

1054
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 4: Now?

1055
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's still there. Carlos and

1056
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: Charlie's that's gone. It is, dude, that got wiped out. Shit,

1057
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: you know, I got wiped out because there was a

1058
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 1: drought and town Lake or Lake Austin had no or

1059
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: Lake Travis had no more water so boats couldn't get

1060
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: up to it. A drought came through since we've been there,

1061
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: so dude, Lake Travis was empty, so they could no

1062
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: boats could get to Carlos and Charlie's, so they had

1063
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: to shut her. Shut her. Dude, that's crazy. It's been

1064
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 1: a flood in a drought since we've been back. Think

1065
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: how crazy that is. That ra was a forty year

1066
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: flood that cleared out most of the city.

1067
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 2: That place was so awesome and what a great business idea.

1068
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 2: You never think the lake is gonna dry up where

1069
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 2: boats can't get to it.

1070
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: So it just had to close because of that, I guess.

1071
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: But cars would go No. No.

1072
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 2: Nine of their business was boats, got it boats, boats

1073
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 2: and hose man boats and hose.

1074
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: All right, let's get out of here, man, you guys

1075
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: have a great weekend. I'm heading Austin. I gotta swing

1076
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: the sticks. If you see Billy, tell him high for

1077
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: me or Greg Stansglowski says, last is gonna go.

1078
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 3: No, they ain't. None of them are going.

1079
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: But they'll be in Austin. I know what it is

1080
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 1: Tomorrow at twelve o'clock. You'll text Rod and be like, hey, man,

1081
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 1: can Billy get two tickets? Billy doesn't need two anymore.

1082
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: You can bring a friend. Got divorce finalized, Yeah, Billy

1083
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 1: only needs one ticket. Oh, lots happened since we were

1084
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: in town, man, Yeah, things have fallen apart. Things are

1085
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 1: just not the same. Ray the lake dried up, Billy

1086
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 1: got a divorce, and a forty year flood happened, and

1087
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: my dad got out of prison. Don't go near town Lake. Oh,

1088
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm not going to Rainy Street. Not going to Rainy Street, dude.

1089
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: They have not figured out what's been going on over there.

1090
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: We don't want to talk about it now. Do they

1091
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: still have the houses that are bars? Yeah, but there's

1092
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: there's been a lot of them are going by by man.

1093
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: There's a lot of hotels over there and got to

1094
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: sell out, man, gotta make that money. I don't blame them.

1095
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,280
Speaker 1: I don't blame them at all. Do you know who's

1096
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 1: playing the concert tomornight?

1097
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 3: Sam Hunt?

1098
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: Is he?

1099
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 3: Yeah? Other than that, I have no idea.

1100
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: It's a good lineup. Yeah, I know it's good. I

1101
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: think Brooks and Done. Yeah, I know what I saw.

1102
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: I thought pretty good. They lined up some decent ones. Yeah,

1103
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: can't wait, man, can't wait to see Greg Garrett, Jacob

1104
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: chess Day. It's gonna be a good one. Man. Cousin Andrew,

1105
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: he bailed on the concert tomorrow night.

1106
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 3: He's just gonna go to Bars.

1107
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: I know he goes every year, and this year he's

1108
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: going to watch an Ultimate Frisbee game.

1109
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 3: All right.

1110
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: His friend's wife plays on an ultimate Frisbee team and

1111
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 1: they're in town to play the Austin team. Hmm. Yeah,

1112
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,760
Speaker 1: so he has to go watch the ultimate Frisbee matchup

1113
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,439
Speaker 1: to try and split on that one. Yeah, he can't

1114
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: leave at halftime, man, Like, I don't know. Hopefully got

1115
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: good seats. I don't know how packed it, you know,

1116
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: hopefully he's able to you know, get in. He's not

1117
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: in the nosebleeds. Did you get all them tickets? Yeah?

1118
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 1: Through Rod. Yeah, I'll hit him up for Billy