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Speaker 1: Why did always do that?

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Speaker 1: I keep thinking they'll get tired of the stress. She'll

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Speaker 1: So that's why all you have to do is call Shannon,

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Speaker 3: I have my cute little skull sweaters for Halloween.

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Speaker 2: Have you seen I will say though, I have seen

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Speaker 1: Animals like lions. I don't know, I'm not on that.

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Speaker 2: They're like it like it's it looks like they're alive,

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Speaker 3: They're like, it's like haunted mansion.

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Speaker 2: And they're like barking up a tree, or people pose

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean at least the ones that I've seen.

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Speaker 2: Uh no, I just when it was lovely and I

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Speaker 2: Come Halloween, I will I'll crank the volume and we'll

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Speaker 1: We'll go all out. Do you remember you've been too

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Speaker 3: Yes, Rich, I went.

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Speaker 2: On Halloween or no, it wasn't on Halloween. It was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Saneritos at home. This is the guy

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Terry, my makeup artist, Terry loves to go dress

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 2: I did go to Delusion this weekend with Teddy and

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Speaker 2: I felt it wasn't flushed at right, and we were like,

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Speaker 2: We get together for dinner great like what we used

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Speaker 3: And they both send their love.

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Speaker 1: I love them please. Yes, I'm sure you gave them

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Speaker 1: I did. I do miss Larry very much, but I

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, you know thyself, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not what you.

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Speaker 2: Gotta know when to when to hold them and when

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Speaker 3: Shall we? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because now we're at nineteen minutes. We went, we

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Speaker 1: That's it, right, Who knows, Manny might just cut all

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Speaker 2: Like, welcome back to it was, Hey, welcome to Howard.

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Speaker 2: Santa Rito's we saved you from fifteen minutes of nonsense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome, Fan Urrito's Welcome back to Howard Tanartos.

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Speaker 1: I am Andrea Barbera and I am Jody Sweeten. And

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Speaker 1: today we're discussing season five, episode eighteen, Too much Monkey Business.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, way, here we go. It originally aired

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Speaker 1: February eleventh, nineteen ninety two, and it goes little something

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Speaker 1: like this, Danny's zoologist sister pays a visit with her

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Speaker 1: pet chimpanzee. What more do you need to know? That

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Speaker 1: is that is a thing that we did as a.

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Speaker 3: Chimp in this hum that's episode around this was.

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Speaker 1: This was this was worse than I remembered, but anyways,

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Speaker 1: we'll get there. It was directed by Joels Wick, it

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Speaker 1: was written by David Pollock, and we have one excellent

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Speaker 1: guest star. We have Darlene Vogel as Wendy Tanner. We

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Speaker 1: had a lovely interview with her a few weeks back,

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Speaker 1: so make sure you've already listened to that. She was

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Speaker 1: best known for her role as Spike in Back to

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Speaker 1: the Future. Part to an iconic role, and many people

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Speaker 1: also know her as Officer Kelly from Pacific Blue. Fantastic actress,

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Speaker 1: Great human Beings.

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Speaker 2: Yes, she's just a great person.

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Speaker 1: This is her first of two full house episodes. She'll

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Speaker 1: be back in the next episode as well. Look forward

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Speaker 1: to next week. So there's no teaser, we go straight

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Speaker 1: to the credits. I still miss that.

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Speaker 3: You've got a chimp waiting.

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Speaker 1: You can't waste any time on no time for teasers.

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Speaker 1: The chimp is waiting, and I don't want to keep

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Speaker 1: it waiting.

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Speaker 3: So yeah.

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Speaker 1: In the living room, the doorbell rings and Michelle and

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Speaker 1: Danny both get up to answer it. Michelle is welcomed

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Speaker 1: with quite the surprise. There is a chimpanzee at the door.

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Speaker 3: You never know it's either a horse front door.

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Speaker 2: That front door is Narnia, you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 2: you open that door, there could be a horse, there

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Speaker 2: could be the beach boys.

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Speaker 1: There could be some could be there could be any right. No,

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Speaker 1: Grandma's yeah, grandma's recast.

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Speaker 2: Grandma's yeah, it's really you don't know what's coming through

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Speaker 2: that door. Horses, baby elephants, howling to get a baby

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Speaker 2: elephant in there.

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Speaker 3: At some point, I'm sure we did feel like, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't remember alliators, there was all sorts of things. So yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it's it's a magical door, no doubt. Michelle's jaw drops

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Speaker 1: and she tells them one moment, please, I'll be right

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Speaker 1: with you. She shuts the door and exclaims, Daddy, there's

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Speaker 1: a monkey at the door, and Danny smiles. That's got

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Speaker 1: to be my sister. But Michelle does not understand your

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Speaker 1: sister is a monkey. Danny laughs and opens the door

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Speaker 1: to greet his real sister, Wendy and her monkey Ginger.

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Speaker 2: Just from this beginning, I was like why, well not

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Speaker 2: even why.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, this is it's it's giving. Uh.

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Speaker 2: It was all I could think of was that, uh,

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Speaker 2: that that chimp documentary with the crazy lady on HBO

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Speaker 2: that was keeping the chimp in her basement, and she

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Speaker 2: kept and she lied to the court and said it

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Speaker 2: was dead, and then it wasn't. She just kept and

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Speaker 2: then she kept getting chimps and like, yeah, it was

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Speaker 2: a whole crazy or something. Yeah, And all I was

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Speaker 2: thinking was like, oh, it's just little Champion.

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Speaker 1: It's a little short, Like if you haven't read the

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Speaker 1: synopsis of the episode, it's like, whoa this, we have

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Speaker 1: a chimp. There's a chimp.

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Speaker 2: And even the synopsis it wasn't a synopsis, it was

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Speaker 2: just a sentence saying that there was going to be

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Speaker 2: a pitch.

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Speaker 1: What more do you need to know? Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 1: little jarring. I feel like this was a nineties thing,

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Speaker 1: like between friends and friends.

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Speaker 3: And it was before we went maybe that's not great

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Speaker 3: for that, right.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's one thing if it's a golden retriever,

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Speaker 1: they live to please their owners and they're.

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Speaker 3: They're they're man's best friend.

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Speaker 1: Yeahim chimps. Yeah, I don't know, it feels like it's I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, they're fascinating, but for sure, Yeah, I just don't

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Speaker 2: feel like this is now one of those things that.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, and it's just sort of

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Speaker 1: it's just so out of left. Feel like, I I'll

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Speaker 1: write this down. We should ask Jeff why why the chimp?

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Speaker 1: And why now? Like that's what came first? Why not

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Speaker 1: the development of Wendy Tanner? Or they were like, we

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Speaker 1: need a chimp in the show. How are we going

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Speaker 1: to get the chimpion show incorporated Jenny's sister or was it, Hey,

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Speaker 1: we want to introduce Wendy Tanner. What's her deal? She's

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Speaker 1: a zoologist and loves this chimp. I want to know

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Speaker 1: what came first and then the chain.

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Speaker 2: I also feel like as a zoologist, she would probably

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Speaker 2: be like, this chimp shouldn't be in a hot should.

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Speaker 3: Be in a habitat. But what do I know about zoologists?

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Speaker 1: She raised it from birth, I think, or from babyhood,

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Speaker 1: so she's I don't know, it's a I don't I

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Speaker 1: can't look. We got we got a whole episode episode

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Speaker 1: just think about it. Dissect this monkey, not literally, but

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Speaker 1: just to you know, break it down. So stephan dj

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Speaker 1: run up to the monkey and excitement, and Wendy assures

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Speaker 1: Danny the ginger is safe to be around.

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Speaker 2: She explained, Yes, that's what they say, you have your

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Speaker 2: three or five year old child around a chimp.

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Speaker 1: I have a problem with this when people like when

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Speaker 1: when dogs getting babies faces and the owners like the

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Speaker 1: dog is very gentle, and I'm like, yeah, until the

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Speaker 1: dog eats the baby's face off, and then it's.

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Speaker 3: I just always like anything is an animal.

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Speaker 1: It's an animal, right, I'm an animal.

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Speaker 2: I broke my ankle and literally bit my kid on

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Speaker 2: the ground as she was next to me tremp because

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Speaker 2: I was in so much mony. You never know, you

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Speaker 2: never know, you could just in pain or in you know,

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Speaker 2: in a moment. It's but anyway, this.

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Speaker 1: Is true, This is so true. I just have the

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Speaker 1: chim So Wendy goes on to explain I raised her

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Speaker 1: all by myself, from a little baby. I was studying

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Speaker 1: the chimpanzees in Uganda and found poor Ginger all by herself.

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Speaker 1: She sets Ginger on the ground and the girls wave

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Speaker 1: at her. Ginger happily waves back in response. I can

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Speaker 1: only imagine with the hell that was recording taping these episodes,

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Speaker 1: because first it's tedious to record the Olsen twins, who

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Speaker 1: are mimicking whatever Adria says off stage. Right right now,

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Speaker 1: you gotta wait for the chimo with whatever the trainer's

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Speaker 1: telling it to do.

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Speaker 2: So I have a feeling because if you notice, like

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Speaker 2: most of the shots where the monkey's doing something, it's

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Speaker 2: just kind of tight on the on the chim. I

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Speaker 2: have a feeling we were all cleared out because if

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Speaker 2: you notice, we can't the kids cannot get near the gym.

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Speaker 2: We are sitting on the other side of the couche. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: because for reasons, you shouldn't have children around you.

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, that's fascinating. There's a reason for that. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was just a camera. No, it's for safety.

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Speaker 1: That totally.

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Speaker 2: They're like, no, no babies, small children around really powerful

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Speaker 2: primates not a great.

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Speaker 1: Warner Brothers like, don't we don't have enough insurance for

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Speaker 1: this for the child actors being eaten by a chim,

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Speaker 1: right exactly, Let's just keep them safe. I agree with that.

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Speaker 1: Just have them go for John. Yes, John is always safe.

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Speaker 1: So Wendy gives her nieces a big group hug before

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Speaker 1: they all take a seat on the couch ginger included.

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Speaker 1: Stephanie begs her dad for a monkey, but Danny reminds

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Speaker 1: her of the house rule. No jungle animals allowed, let the.

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Speaker 3: Monkey get on the couch.

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Speaker 1: Danny, I was like cringing, And I'm not even a

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Speaker 1: Danny Tanner clean freak.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, he needs a chimp on their couch.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess he's got little shorts and a

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Speaker 2: diaper around you, a blanket down those feet of bed,

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Speaker 2: right right.

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Speaker 1: He's walking around barefoot. So Michelle asks Ginger if she

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Speaker 1: can do any tricks, and first she asks, can you

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Speaker 1: do a monkey face? And Ginger responds with a lat

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Speaker 1: with loud monkey noises. Then Michelle asks, try a chicken,

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Speaker 1: and she flaps her arms and makes a chicken noise

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Speaker 1: to show the chimp how it's done. Ginger gives a

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Speaker 1: flawless chicken impression in return, flawless, flawless. Then Becky and

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Speaker 1: Jesse walk in holding hands, as all couples do walking

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Speaker 1: about in their.

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Speaker 3: Living in their home, right right. I don't walk from

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Speaker 3: room to room with miss gall unless we're holding hands.

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Speaker 3: Who does that?

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Speaker 2: Like this?

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Speaker 1: Whatever? Okay? So Jesse quickly puts the puzzle pieces together.

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Speaker 1: A monkey, a girl with blonde hair. It's gotta the

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Speaker 1: jungle girl. He gives Wendy a big hug and then

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Speaker 1: introduces her to Becky. Meanwhile, Ginger squirms her hand into

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Speaker 1: Jesse's pocket. Wendy introduces him to Ginger, and he nervously asks,

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Speaker 1: what's her hand doing in my pocket? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: know what it's doing in my pocket, but why is

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Speaker 1: she doing it? Words?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I would be concerned as a dude, you know,

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, that's a little Oh. Those hands are strong,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: I don't. You don't know what's gonna rip off.

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Speaker 3: You don't got a hand in the pocket.

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Speaker 2: You're a giant, chip, powerful animal, and you're junk is separated.

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Speaker 3: By a thin piece of fabric.

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Speaker 1: Say, hey, that's that's not my chopstick. That's you know, like,

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Speaker 1: let's just cool it there, chapstick.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, I would have compared it to something else,

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Speaker 2: but anyway, let's keep going.

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Speaker 1: Moving right along. Uh So, Wendy admits that's amazing. Ginger

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Speaker 1: is usually so shy with strangers. She must really like you.

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Speaker 1: Jesse awkwardly takes Ginger's hand out of his pants and

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Speaker 1: breaks the news to her. Listen, I'm not really a

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Speaker 1: monkey type of guy, and then he asks, Wendy, is

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Speaker 1: this thing tame? Wendy nods, yes, she's very well mannered.

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Speaker 1: On cue, Ginger jumps onto Jesse's back. Becky lets out

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Speaker 1: a laugh, and I think she got she has the

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Speaker 1: hots for my husband. Hey, Ginger, he's mine. Ginger shakes

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Speaker 1: her head no, but Jesse manages to get her off

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Speaker 1: of his back and onto the coffee table. Now, Danny wins,

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Speaker 1: I just cleaned the coffee table. Could somebody slide a

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Speaker 1: coaster under her or something. It's easier to clean the

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Speaker 1: table than the couch in my opinion. But okay. Wendy

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Speaker 1: grabs Ginger off the table and says, if you're that

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Speaker 1: worried about Ginger, maybe I should get a hotel. But

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Speaker 1: Danny insists, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, you're bringing a chimp to someone's house. Honestly, I

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Speaker 2: would have apparently unannounced. Yeah, a hotel would probably don't. Well,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what hotels chimp policies are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they usually have, like even for dogs, they make

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Speaker 1: him pay a pet fee, and so yeah, who would.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you do with a chimp. This

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Speaker 1: is why you don't have domesticated chimps, because it's not

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Speaker 1: like the pet hotels are going to take him and

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Speaker 1: so you travel with him and impose on your family

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Speaker 1: and have just a chimp running about. So it's yeah,

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Speaker 1: Wendy's in a pickle and she put herself there. So sorry, Wendy,

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Speaker 1: uh so. Danny insists that she stay at the house

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Speaker 1: and suggests that Ginger get a hotel instead. Then Joey

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Speaker 1: walks downstairs. He walks up to the monkey and jokes,

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Speaker 1: oh my goodness, Wendy Tanner, you little cutie. You haven't

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Speaker 1: changed one bit, and Wendy tells Joey that he hasn't

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Speaker 1: changed either. Joey says he's just kidding and asks for

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Speaker 1: a hug, but Wendy knows his antics. Why so you

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00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: can stick a sardine down my back? He insists, Hey,

662
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: I haven't pulled that bit since I was in the

663
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: eighth grade. If you're so worry about it, just give

664
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: me a little handshake. Wendy reluctantly does, and she ends

665
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: up pulling a prosthetic hand out of his shirt sleeve.

666
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: Joey is thrilled that his prank worked. Wendy just shakes

667
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: her head, you are so lame, and playfully hits him

668
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: with the prosthetic hand. This is flirting. In its finest, this.

669
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 2: Is well, I mean, apparently they haven't seen each other

670
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 2: and god knows how.

671
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: Long since they were children. I guess, I don't know.

672
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: This is a thing.

673
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 3: Just finding out he has a sister. Yeah, that's true.

674
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: I don't think she's been mentioned prior to this episode. Well,

675
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: I gotta say his sister looks a little like Pam.

676
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: She does. It's a little you know what I mean,

677
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: than Danny does. Yeah, and she looks like the original

678
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: Claire Tanner, blonde Tanner from the from the pilot they

679
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: look similar to. So maybe Danny's the one that's like,

680
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: is he really? Is he really the father of the

681
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: girls idol?

682
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 3: That's always been the fanfic.

683
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

684
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: So, but this flirting is this is heavy flirting.

685
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 2: Yep.

686
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: Joey responds, I'm sorry, I saw you coming, So I

687
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: just grabbed the nearest fake hand I could find.

688
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: Wendy gets Also, I have to say everyone is remarkably

689
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 2: mellow about walking into a room and there being a

690
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 2: chimpanzee in it, just.

691
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: Like it's another Tuesday at the Tanner House.

692
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, when I have the slots one of

693
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: my living I was out of my mind. Oh, everybody

694
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 2: what nothing else was happening.

695
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: It was all about the slow except for that. It

696
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: was all about that. You couldn't talk about anything but

697
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: the sloths, because.

698
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 2: I wouldn't such a presents be having a normal conversation

699
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 2: with a chimp in the room.

700
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: No, it's not time to catch up. It's like it's chips.

701
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 2: Don't pulling prosthetic hands off of things and flirting.

702
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 3: It's a chip in the room.

703
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: Talk about the gym, right, No, Joey's completely unfazed.

704
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 3: He's just like, oh jumps and everyone's like, talk anyway, this, yeah,

705
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 3: this is normal.

706
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: So Joey says, oh no, I already said that. Wendy

707
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: gets up in his face and challenges him, you want

708
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: to pick right up where we left off. Fine, I'm

709
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: calling your mom, and Joey sings back, see if I

710
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: even care? See if I even care. Danny plays peacemaker

711
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: and asks them to call it a truce, but as

712
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: they go to shake on it for real, they both

713
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: slip their hands away. Wendy turns to Danny saying, come on,

714
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: we got a lot of catching up to do. I

715
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: have a job interview at three at the zoo. Do

716
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: you think you can give me a ride. Danny can't

717
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: because he has to take promos at the station. He

718
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: suggests that Joey take her and he can try to

719
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: get across town without playing a trick on her. Joey agrees,

720
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: but first he has to empty his pockets of any

721
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: pranking material. He hands over his sneezing powder, whoopy cushion

722
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: and exploding tuna. I've got somebody.

723
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 2: I've gotten franks so many times by the exploding you

724
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 2: know what, it's.

725
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: The number one best seller on Amazon.

726
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 2: Exploding or exploding tuna. That sounds you might miss a

727
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 2: digit or something. It sounds like something you wouldn't want

728
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 2: to keep in your.

729
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: Pockets, you know what I mean? No, that's worse than

730
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 1: the monkey. Hand so over on the couch, Ginger climbs

731
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: into Jesse's lap. He questions the monkey, what are you

732
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: doing in my lap? Do I look like Santa Claus?

733
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: Stephanie teases, somebody's got a monkey crush. Ginger gives him

734
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: a kiss on the cheek and his face sours. I

735
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:51,959
Speaker 1: got two words for you banana banaka banaka, oh God,

736
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: and miss banaka just.

737
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 3: The tongue the serious shattering banocars all of your.

738
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: Taste buds off. Yes, So she runs her hands through

739
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: Jesse's hair and Jesse warns, not the hair, watch the hair,

740
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: and we're out of that scene. So I think I

741
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 1: like this dynamic between Joey and Wendy, not because of

742
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: this pathetic flirting, but because it's one of the rare

743
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: episodes that remind us that Joey and Danny grew up

744
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 1: as childhood best friends. You don't see that very often.

745
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: Sometimes you wonder, why is this random guy living in

746
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: an alcove with a mannekin that's dressed like him, you know,

747
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: but this is actually it's like, oh, yeah, they were

748
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: best they were child growing up.

749
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 2: So I'm like, okay, see, and Jesse also knows her. Yeah,

750
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 2: his sister in law, right, so yeah. I mean we've

751
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 2: never mentioned her once, but obviously everyone yeah knows her.

752
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 1: Five years later. You don't need to talk about her.

753
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: It's her presence is just there. So so yeah, no, I.

754
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 2: Agrove of this. How did she get from the Did

755
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,919
Speaker 2: she take a plane? What's a chin policy on a plane?

756
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 2: I just ship to buy a town?

757
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 1: Like is he in the cargo? I think you have

758
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: to go.

759
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 2: I think you'd have to go cargo probably, But then

760
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 2: are you getting a cab at the airport to the

761
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: tanners with like, don't mind me and my chip, I

762
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 2: don't know you need.

763
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: A car seat. I have so many questions about travel,

764
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: chimp travel. I feel like there has to be I

765
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: just feel like that.

766
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 2: I feel like most I feel like most cab companies

767
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 2: because back in the day with cabs and not ubers

768
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 2: have some sort of policy against chimpanzees in their car.

769
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would think, especially in San Francisco. I'm sure

770
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: that's come up before. So there's got to be a

771
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: hard policy, a company policy about chimp. Yeah, yeah in

772
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: the cab. No chimps in the cab. Yeah, no, no

773
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: chimps in the cab. People, you just got to rent

774
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: your own car.

775
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 3: But yeah, I did wonder that.

776
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, wait, we have got your incoming

777
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: information from a wedding.

778
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 2: No, you cannot bring a chimpanzee on a plane as

779
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 2: a pet or emotional support animal, as they are prohibited

780
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: by most airlines and federal regulations like the Captive Primate

781
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 2: Safety Act.

782
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 3: Exactly.

783
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: Wow, Oh, that's Fascina supposed to have a chimp, right right,

784
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: These are wild animals, crazy lady, and it's the documentary.

785
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 2: It's not a thing you're supposed to do, but it's

786
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 2: really weird to watch on television.

787
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: To watch this documentary tonight.

788
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 2: The lady is out of her mind, well out of

789
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 2: her mind, and her hair is like three times the

790
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 2: size of her head.

791
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: It's amazing, amazing.

792
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 3: I mean, not for the chimp, but for entertainment.

793
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: This is fantastic. This is prime time entertainment.

794
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 3: Primate entertainment.

795
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 2: My god.

796
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: Next, So next in the girls room, Steph walks in

797
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: carrying a giant box. She shows Michelle that it's addressed

798
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: to Tanner. Michelle demands rip that sucker open. Steph explains

799
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,399
Speaker 1: that the package may not be for her, but there's

800
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: only one way to find out, and that's by opening it.

801
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: Steph pulls a wooden mask out of the box and

802
00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: Michelle asks what the heck is that. Stephanie thinks it's Africa.

803
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: She finds a note attached and reads it in a

804
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: low voice. I am nakata feed me, or a curse

805
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: will be brought upon your household.

806
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 3: Enjoy.

807
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: Michelle asks what a curse is, so Stephanie explains it's

808
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: a magic spell that brings a bunch of bad luck.

809
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 1: Michelle nods, we better feed him, but Steph insists there's

810
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: no such thing as magic spells or curses, so we're

811
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: not going to have any bad luck on cute.

812
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 2: You don't know that Steph would believe that though, because

813
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 2: she was very much into the Menahoney, that's right, you know,

814
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 2: I think I think Steph. Well, we do find out

815
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 2: that she is still a little Yeah, yeah, she's just

816
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 2: trying to be the big sister.

817
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, yeah, that's true. But she does seem

818
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: to have like this, you know, mystical like she she

819
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: believes in you. So yeah, that does seem a little

820
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: out of character, but that's right. This storyline has to work,

821
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: so we're going with it. To work. The Nikata has

822
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: to work kim in.

823
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 2: Which also we're not even gonna touch that with a

824
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 2: ten foot pole, the entire like, what is it?

825
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 3: Why is it an African mask?

826
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 1: Why is it? I don't this was such a weird Again,

827
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: I need to ask Jeff why, why, what where did

828
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,359
Speaker 1: this come from?

829
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 3: Which service of setting her up as a world traveler.

830
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: Oh so she got a weird souvenir in Africa and

831
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: had it shipped to Danny's house.

832
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 3: We just we haven't we blew the entire episode.

833
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: Sorry spoiler alert, I'm so sorry. Fanta Rito's now you

834
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 2: know what happened to get canceled. We're getting cancer thirty

835
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 2: eight years later.

836
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: Okay, well, anyways, moving along, get me right along?

837
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 2: Uh.

838
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: Kimmy and DJ walk into the room, and Kimmy chirps,

839
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: hey squirt Reino's Michelle rolls her eyes. Gimbler's here. That's

840
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: very bad luck. Stephanie nods true, but it's not Nakata's fault,

841
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: it's DJ's. DJ ignores them and makes her announcement, Kimmy

842
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: and I are doing beauty makeovers, so the bath room

843
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: is off limits for the next three hours. Stuff quips

844
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna need three years for Kimmy and breaks into

845
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: laughter at her own joke. Jimmy dramatically states, don't hate

846
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: me because I'm beautiful and flips her hair as she

847
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 1: walks out of the room and DJ follows. I was

848
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: mimicking that Pantine commercial with the model. That's the same, like,

849
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: don't hate me because I'm muted all the hair. That

850
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: was such a nineties Was it eighties? Yeah, it was

851
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: a nineties. I don't know. That was don't hate me

852
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: because I'm beautiful, Because I'm beautiful.

853
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 2: That was That was.

854
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: That was like some sort of perfume commercial. It was Zantine,

855
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: it was. It was shampoo. Was a sham, yeah commercial.

856
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 1: I can't remember. It was the eighties or the nineties,

857
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: but it was a it was iconic or whatever it was. Yeah.

858
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: So Michelle points to Nakata and says, this guy is

859
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 1: making me nervous. Stephanie assures her nothing bad is going

860
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: to happen, calling it a silly block of wood before

861
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: hitting it. In response, the masks eyes light up, and

862
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: a deep voice sounds feed me. A deep voice sounds

863
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: a lot like brides Our dialogue. The girls slowly crouch

864
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: down and peer at Nakata in horror. Michelle nervously tells

865
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: steph you heard the man feed him. Next, in the

866
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 1: living room, Jesse and Becky are doing baby aerobics with

867
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: the twins, but Jesse doesn't understand the point of it. Clearly,

868
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 1: here's forgetting how he did the baby aerobics with baby

869
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: Michelle in season one with the little him and Dan.

870
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: You were doing the aerobics.

871
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 2: That was so cute, right, And I really feel like

872
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 2: tummy time would have been probably more.

873
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: Appropriate, but for yeah, for three month old or however

874
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: old they are now, Yeah, yeah, do some tummy time.

875
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: But that's okay. Becky reminds him this will help the

876
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: boys develop their motor skills. They'll crawl earlier, walk sooner,

877
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 1: and who knows, maybe even potty train faster. Jesse enthusiastically

878
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 1: shouts double time and quickly moves his baby. Soon enough,

879
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 1: one of the twins starts crying, and Becky makes them

880
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: to go hit the showers. While Jesse is hunched over

881
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 1: and cleaning up, Wendy, Joey and Ginger walk in, and

882
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:11,240
Speaker 1: Ginger instantly crawls on Jesse's back and he groans, Oh great,

883
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: the zoo crew is back. He tries to set the

884
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: record straight with the chimp. I hate to break it

885
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: to you, but it's over. I'm a happily married man.

886
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: There's nothing going on between you and me. But as

887
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: he gets up and tries to walk away, Ginger clings

888
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: onto his leg. Jesse continues to turn her down. I

889
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: can't hang out with you. You want to find a playmate,

890
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: Go find Michael Jackson. Oh yeah, bubbles, bubbles, yes, Mber Bubbles. Yes,

891
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson had a chimp named Bubbles who was just

892
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 1: like his little sidekick who went around and did media

893
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: appearances with him and stuff. That was uh, that was wild.

894
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: That was a thing.

895
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 2: That was Michael Jackson jack Yeah, after he died, I

896
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 2: guess Bubbles went to the Center for Great Apes Sanctuary

897
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 2: in Florida.

898
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, I'm glad to know.

899
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 2: J I think is where they were trying to give

900
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 2: that woman. Make that woman give up her chimp too.

901
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: But so interesting, I gotta watch this documentary. Ginger frowns

902
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: at Jesse's rejection, so he tells her, look, I'm sorry.

903
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt your feelings. You're a beautiful monkey.

904
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: You've got gorgeous eyes, really nice ears, and a winning personality.

905
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: It's just that you're too short for me. And with that,

906
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 1: he quickly walks out of the room. Joey and Wendy

907
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: take a seat on the coffee table, and Joey asks

908
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 1: if she's going to take that job at the zoo.

909
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: Wendy sighs, I don't know, but I do know that

910
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: I had a great time with you today. Joey nods, Oh,

911
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: me too. I hope I didn't drive you nuts with

912
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: all my animal voices. Wendy says she doesn't mind, and

913
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: even compliments his Tasmanian devil voice. No, Wendy, he's finally

914
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: showing someselfs right, don't do it.

915
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 3: Don't make him do it.

916
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: Yes, finally apologizing for his animal voices. And now you're

917
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: keep going, Yeah, it's like, you know, two steps forward,

918
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: three steps back, Wendy. So, Joey admits, I'm sorry I

919
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: played all those stupid tricks on you back when we

920
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: were kids. The truth is I really liked you, and

921
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,439
Speaker 1: Wendy smiles. The truth is when I was a little girl,

922
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: I had a secret crush on you. Joey slyly responds, well,

923
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: what if I told you I had a secret crush

924
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: on you? Right now, Wendy lean's in for a kiss

925
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: and says, I'd say the secret's out and they kiss.

926
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: Ginger puts a hand over her eyes in embarrassment, and

927
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: I did the same. It felt so I was like, whoay,

928
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable right now again again.

929
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:46,760
Speaker 3: Making out the living room, expecting things not to happen.

930
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 2: I can't.

931
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's like it's if it's because

932
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: we grew up with Dave and bought unlic so it's

933
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: like weird. It's weird when they're making out.

934
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 2: It's like your dad, You're like, oh my god.

935
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: When your parents are making out. She's like, eh, like,

936
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: don't do that. And I still have that visceral reaction.

937
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but literally, even John, you're like, oh right, gross,

938
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 2: it's just gross. That's what whenever you know, people will

939
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 2: always ask when I do Universe, did you have a

940
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 2: crush on John, you know, as a kid.

941
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, don't even say like that. Weird

942
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: so gross.

943
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 3: I know.

944
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: No, people don't get it. They just don't get it.

945
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 3: So cute.

946
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: Danny walking in and he exclaims, hey, you're back and

947
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: you're kissing. They awkwardly smile at Danny and he admits,

948
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. When you guys left here,

949
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: you weren't even friends. And now, boy, you are very friendly,

950
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: aren't you. And Bob is so great, like watching the

951
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: ting about what he says, it's you see the recognition, right, Yeah,

952
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: his face was great. So it's so funny. It's just

953
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: such a great delivery. Wendy Grins. Isn't it great? And

954
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 1: Joey chimes in, thanking Danny for getting them together. Danny

955
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 1: suggests that he and Joey get dinner ready while Wendy

956
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: rests up in his room. Wendy admits she is jet

957
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: lagged and asks Ginger if she'd like to take a

958
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: nap too, and Danny stops her, WHOA wait a minute,

959
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 1: I haven't quite monkey proofed the sheets yet. Joey then suggests,

960
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: don't worry, I'll take care of Ginger. I am a

961
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: monkey expert. I've read every Curious George book and.

962
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 3: As a zoologist that should completely comfort her.

963
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: And she's like, please take my wild chimps. She's done,

964
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,959
Speaker 1: you know, postgraduate training on and then.

965
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, you know right, and also curious George

966
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 2: is a monkey, not a chip.

967
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: Very different. They're very curious.

968
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 3: George has a tails.

969
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: Is that the difference?

970
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 2: Okay, well no, there's I mean, there's they're an entirely different,

971
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 2: you know species, right.

972
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: That's one way to tell is by the tail, the

973
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: tell tell tale tale him.

974
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean chimps. Yeah, there's monkeys have tales and

975
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 2: chimps and don't do.

976
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,800
Speaker 1: They do the chimps have They just have butts or

977
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 1: do they have like a nub? They don't even have

978
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 1: a nub, they just have you.

979
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a gorilla walking around from the

980
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 3: but what do you say?

981
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 1: Do you remember a tabe?

982
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 3: No, it's just a weird looking gorilla butt. Yeah, that's it.

983
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 2: So the.

984
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: So the video that Bob was obsessed with on America's

985
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: Spending his own video, it was a monkey.

986
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 3: It was a monkey.

987
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: It's a monkey that would scratch his butt and then

988
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: sniff it.

989
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,919
Speaker 3: And then I think, so I think it was a monkey.

990
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 1: It must have been a monkey. Okay, I don't know.

991
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not a primate expert. We should refer to

992
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 2: Wendy really or or Joey. Yes, But all I know

993
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: is is that yeah, is that those are Yeah? He says,

994
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 2: I'm a monkey expert, and you're like, well, well it

995
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 2: doesn't apply here.

996
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: So I think there's a lot of toddlers out there

997
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: that are also monkey experts because they've also read all

998
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: the Curious George books. So Wendy then heads upstairs and

999
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: tells Joey, I'll see you later, you little Tasmanian double,

1000
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: and they kiss. Joey growls and his Tasmanian devil voice

1001
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: would she loves it must be an aphrodisiac. Like, I

1002
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: don't get it. I don't know how he finds these

1003
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: women that love these cartoon voices, but he managed to.

1004
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 2: Look, there's a there is a is a key for

1005
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 2: every you know what I mean, or whatever the saying is.

1006
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: There's a it's probably a website for that too, you know,

1007
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: like sure there's a subscription service. I don't know, so

1008
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: what just you know, being attracted to animal voices. There's

1009
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 1: an only fans Oh oh.

1010
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I'm sure you don't have that is you know?

1011
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 1: I believe they're called furries. No, okay, oh yeah that's no.

1012
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 3: I'm just no, don't I was being I don't facetious.

1013
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: I don't that.

1014
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 3: Well, we're not going to get comment to the show

1015
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 3: we're talking about.

1016
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: Let's take a commercial break. So Wendy heads upstairs and

1017
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: Joey sits on the couch with Ginger to try and

1018
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: get to know her. Danny asks they can talk, but

1019
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: Joey tells him he's just trying to bond with the animal.

1020
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: Danny argues, what you're trying to do is bond with

1021
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: my little sister. Joey doesn't see anything wrong with that.

1022
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 1: He reminds Danny, your sister happens to be a great girl,

1023
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: and Danny scoffs. I wanted the two of you to

1024
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: be friends. I didn't want you to try and make

1025
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: a move on her. Danny tries to tell him it

1026
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: wouldn't be a good idea, but Joey gets defensive. Danny,

1027
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 1: I really don't care what you think. Okay, well, ouch,

1028
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: Joey got defensive fast. I gotta say, like he went

1029
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: from zero. The whole relationship has progressed very quick, very quickly. Well,

1030
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 1: while they're distracted by this argument, Ginger gets off the

1031
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: couch and heads upstairs. Danny is surprised by Joey's reaction

1032
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: because they're best friends, but Joey admits, you're not being

1033
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 1: my best friend right now. They continue to go back

1034
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: and forth until Joey turns toward the couch and realizes

1035
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 1: Ginger is gone. Joey raises his voice at Danny, why

1036
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 1: don't you just mind your own business? Okay, you have

1037
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: no right to tell me who I can date. Now,

1038
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 1: if you'll just back off and get out of my way,

1039
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:01,839
Speaker 1: I've got a monkey to find him. Jimmy. Yeah, Danny

1040
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 1: tries to stop him, but he won't listen. Joey runs

1041
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: up the stairs and Danny follows close behind. Okay, what

1042
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: do you think? Are you team Danny or team Joey?

1043
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: Does Danny have the right to tell Joey that he

1044
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: can't date his sister? That is a question at hand.

1045
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 1: I mean, there's it's I'm.

1046
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: Kind of team Danny on this because it just feels

1047
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 2: very sudden. It will be like, whoa, We've been friends

1048
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 2: forever and you've known my sister. Right now you're making wall.

1049
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 1: Where did this come from? Yeah? Where'd this come from?

1050
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1051
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:32,760
Speaker 3: Joey.

1052
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 2: But I also, you know, I feel for Joey because,

1053
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 2: as we know, his romantic life has.

1054
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: Been lacking definitely black.

1055
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, although he does again seem to find you know,

1056
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 2: the see the pool of women who enjoyed the cartoon voice.

1057
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: I imagine it's a small pool too, so the fact

1058
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: that he's fright doesn't have too many more he can go.

1059
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 1: He's at the bottom of the list. Yeah, yeah, No,

1060
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: I think I agree with you. In general, there's so

1061
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: many fish in the sea. Why go for your best

1062
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: friend's sister? Like, just find another girl. Joey. I'm like, yeah,

1063
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: this might be his last chance.

1064
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 3: So you're like, I mean, you walk around with a

1065
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 3: puppet on your way?

1066
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 2: You know, I can't you what are we I You're

1067
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 2: not going to meet anybody out in the world like that,

1068
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 2: you know, So you're gonna wait for them to walk

1069
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 2: in with their monkey and be like you.

1070
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: I like you, yeah, hey, you know, whatever works for him.

1071
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,840
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1074
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1075
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1076
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1077
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1079
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1080
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,640
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1081
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1082
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1083
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1084
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1085
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Speaker 1: So up in DJ's room, Kimmy and DJ are relaxing

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00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: with avocado face masks on and cucumber slices over their

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00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:41,760
Speaker 1: eyes and curlers in Kimmy's hair. DJ admits she's starting

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00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: to feel like guacamole, so Kimmy responds, mmm, let's scrape

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Speaker 1: this off with Dorito's. And these avocado masks were a

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00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 1: nightmare for continuity because they kept drying out right, because

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Speaker 1: they drew different colors. Makeup had to keep coming and

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00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 1: putting these masks on it, reapplying the masks very frequently

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Speaker 1: to keep it like that moist looking color. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: my face was just so cracked with by the end

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Speaker 1: of this. Yeah, because it was you know, the masks

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Speaker 1: of the nineties were not the They did not care

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Speaker 1: for our skin the way that they do today. Let's

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Speaker 1: just say that it's a desert style right.

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Speaker 2: It was like, Oh, we're sure, we'll take things out

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00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 2: of your pores and we'll suck your entire poor out

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00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 2: with it too.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever wanted to feel like you've been crossing

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00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 3: the sahara for three months? Try this? Try this face mask.

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00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: We'll break your skin barrier and.

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00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 2: Five second crack right open, Oh the nineties, and then

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00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 2: follow it up with a little ze breeze astringent and

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00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 2: you'll never feel your face again.

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00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: Followed by banaka like the fact your entire head.

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00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 3: Is going to be numb for the next six weeks. Yeah,

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00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 3: oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Danny and Joey then come running in. Joey breathlessly asks

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00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: if the girls have seen Ginger and dj points out,

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00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: we can't see anything. Joey can't believe his luck. He

1118
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: finally meets a woman he really likes and then he

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00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 1: loses her monkey.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's such as all the time.

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Speaker 1: Then Joey tries to push past Danny to continue his search,

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00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: but Danny suggests that they wake up Wendy instead. Joey

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Speaker 1: accuses Danny of trying to make him look irresponsible and

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Speaker 1: he storms away, but Danny insists, I just thought maybe

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Speaker 1: she knew a secret monkey call or something. DJ and

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Speaker 1: Kimmy remain unbothered as DJ announces one more minute and

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Speaker 1: will comb out your perm and shampoo in these special rents.

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Speaker 1: While they're lounging, Ginger sneaks into the room. She pours

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Speaker 1: a red liquid into a nearby bowl as DJ simultaneously states,

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00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 1: I hope you like the color I mixed for you.

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00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:57,479
Speaker 1: It's very subtle. Kimmy responds, thanks, deej. I wouldn't trust

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Speaker 1: my hair to anyone but you, but DJ reminds her

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Speaker 1: she can't afford anyone but her. As they continue chatting,

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Speaker 1: Ginger mixes other concoctions into the bowl, but she scurries

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Speaker 1: out when DJ declares it's time to take off their masks.

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Speaker 1: Before the girls head out of the room to continue

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Speaker 1: their makeovers, DJ grabs the bowl that Ginger was messing

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Speaker 1: with and tells Kimmy, it's time to make you beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Oh what good? There's a chimp doing science experiments. It

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Speaker 3: could possibly go around mixing chemicals.

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00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: Chemicals, yes, yeah, but underage permit home.

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Speaker 2: For the most of you that have never been around

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00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 2: anyone getting a perm, let me take you on a

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00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 2: little moment back to the late eighties early nighties. Oh yes,

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00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 2: ferms were big, big, big, yeah, and it was you

1146
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 2: would put those weird little rollers in your hair and

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00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 2: then they would they would cover your head. You'd put

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00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 2: cotton around your skin because the chemical was so face

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00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 2: so strong that it would burn your skin as they're

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Speaker 2: putting it under your head, on your hair and on

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Speaker 2: your hair. And it smelled like a skunk. It was

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Speaker 2: really stinky and really chemically smelling. Yeah, and then you'd

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Speaker 2: sit under a dryer right to fry it, right to

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Speaker 2: fry it. And I remember sitting under a dryer a

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Speaker 2: little too long once and it just crispified my hair.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, the perms were stinky, they were a professional. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was in I love. I'm so excited to get

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Speaker 1: my perm. I was so excited and then I couldn't

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Speaker 1: wait to straighten it like two years later.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, oh.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, good old perms. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But again, there's a monkey doing science, mixing chemicalemical mixing chemicals,

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Speaker 2: unbeknownst right to the girls.

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Speaker 3: Unbeknownst to Kimmy. Yeah, thank god she still has a scalp.

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Speaker 1: Right, this is so true.

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Speaker 3: This is the look what happens is the least of

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Speaker 3: what could have happened.

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Speaker 1: This could have been in a lawsuit like the Tanners

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00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,720
Speaker 1: could have been boy put under by the Gimbler lawsuit.

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Speaker 1: So next up in the nursery, the twins nursery, Jesse

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Speaker 1: is asleep on the rocking chair with Alex in his arms.

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Speaker 1: Becky tells her baby, isn't that precious? You rocked your

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Speaker 1: daddy to sleep? Now, can you burp him for me?

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Speaker 1: Jesse groggily opens his eyes and insists he's awake and

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Speaker 1: he didn't miss anything. Then he looks down at the

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Speaker 1: child in his lap and asks, when did we have

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Speaker 1: a baby? Becky takes the baby from Jesse's arms and

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Speaker 1: reminds him he was up all night with the twins.

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Speaker 1: She suggests that he take a nap, and he is

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Speaker 1: happy to oblige. He not so subtly suggests that she

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Speaker 1: join him and they can nap like they did on

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Speaker 1: their honeymoon.

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Speaker 3: No, parent of three months old says, so they really

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Speaker 3: want the nap?

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Speaker 1: Like do you want to get No, don't touch me,

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Speaker 1: you'll touch me. Twins. You need sleep. You need as

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Speaker 1: much sleep as you can get. So that's the priority.

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Speaker 1: But for some reason Becky is all in.

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Speaker 2: She's like, nap like they did on their honeymoon.

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Speaker 3: Do you see where it got us? What we're dealing

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Speaker 3: with now, that's how we got into this mess in the.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: She tells Jesse she'll be right there, and then she

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Speaker 1: makes an announcement to the twins. I want you to

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Speaker 1: go to sleep and if you wake up, just talk

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Speaker 1: amongst yourselves. In their bedroom, Jesse is fast asleep on

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Speaker 1: the bed and on cue, Ginger comes running in. She

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Speaker 1: hops up right behind Jesse and he smiles, Hi, Becky.

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Speaker 1: His eyes stay shut as he sniffs the air and asks,

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Speaker 1: is that new perfume? It's a walk on the wild side,

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Speaker 1: isn't it, Becky? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I feel like Becky and the chimp would smell very different, honestly,

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00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 2: Like this is this was talk.

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Speaker 1: About suspending disbelieve. I mean it was very funny, but

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00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: this is this whole thing is like, come on, do

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00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: you remember when.

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Speaker 2: We interviewed John and he talked about being terrified, oh,

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Speaker 2: of this monkey or of the monkey because they.

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00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 3: Were like, don't look it in the eye because chimps

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Speaker 3: are dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Seat again, but.

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Speaker 2: They yeah, they were like, don't if you have to

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00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 2: interact with it. Like it has to get to know

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00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 2: you a little bit, but like, don't look at it

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00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 2: in the eye, don't smile at it, because that it's

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Speaker 2: a form of great Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Wild, No, it's wild. And this was a lot of

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00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: physical interaction too, like the monkey is smacking him at

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00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 1: one point. That had to hurt monkeys, excuse me not monkeys.

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Speaker 1: Chimps very very aggressive and strong, and uh yeah, it

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Speaker 1: props to John for getting through this. Yeah. Uh So

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Speaker 1: Becky walks out of the nursery and beholds this unusual sight,

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Speaker 1: and Ginger is running her hands through Jesse's hair. Jesse wonders,

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Speaker 1: can't keep your hands out of my hair? Honey, honey,

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00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 1: huh oh, I love you. In reality, Becky is watching

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Speaker 1: this interaction and trying to contain her laughter.

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Speaker 2: Ginger starts, nothing funnier than a chimp in your bed,

1228
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Speaker 2: potentially assault in your husband. Yes, also again just such

1229
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 2: normal reactions to running around loose in the.

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Speaker 1: House, bey day right, this is just like there's a

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Speaker 1: chimp in the bed. What can't get over?

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Speaker 3: How are about that?

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Speaker 2: They're so blase all of just completely nonchalant.

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Speaker 1: So Ginger starts to rub Jesse's shoulder and he sighs, Oh,

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Speaker 1: that feels good, honey, you know all the right spots.

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Speaker 1: Then Ginger starts to slap his butt over and over

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Speaker 1: and over again, and.

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Speaker 2: Jesse is into it the rough. John is laughing so

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01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 2: hard to it's like he's trying to keep it together

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01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 2: and he cannot, which I get.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 3: I was like I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: I was like, if there were a monkey spanking excuse me,

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01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 2: a chimp spanking me, I also would not be able

1245
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 2: to keep the straight face.

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01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 1: Like I totally I forgive him. There's no way to

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01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: get through this scene without laughing and breaking. So this

1248
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: was probably the best take that they had.

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Speaker 3: This is ridiculous.

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01:00:56,520 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 1: There's a chimp spanking him, so chimp will not stop

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01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: with the spanking, and both Lourie and John are both

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01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: laughing at this point. Jesse puts his arm around the

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01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 1: monkey and his eyes widen. He asks Becky, when was

1254
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:16,440
Speaker 1: the last time you shaved your back? He slowly turns

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01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: to find Ginger behind him, and he quickly jumps out

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01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 1: of the bed in disgust. He runs over to his

1257
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 1: wife and shouts, I just made out with a monkey,

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01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: did you see that? And Becky laughs yes, and I

1259
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 1: think I learned a few tricks from Ginger. She turns

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01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 1: him around and starts smacking his butt to prove it.

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01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 1: As she continues smacking him, Joey runs in. He comments, ooh,

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01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 1: I knew I should have knocked, and then he spots

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01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 1: Ginger and runs over to her. He motions for the

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01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 1: chimp to jump onto him, but she bolts out the

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01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 1: door instead. Joey throws his arms in the air. Why

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01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 1: won't that monkey give me a break? Becky responds, I

1267
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 1: don't know, but if you talk sexy to her, she'll

1268
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: nibble on your ear, and she grins at Jesse. Then

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01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 1: Danny runs in asks Joey to forget about the monkey

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Speaker 1: for a second, but Joey shakes his head.

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01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 2: Wait wait, Danny had to have just passed this chimp,

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01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 2: yes on the stairs.

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01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 1: Okay, the clean freak.

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01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 3: They passed these They had to say excuse.

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01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: Mees, Okay, they were that close.

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01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 3: They had to And I could.

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01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 2: Never in a million years picture Danny Tanner saying, can

1278
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 2: you just forget about the chimp that's in my house

1279
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 2: right now? And you need to have a conversation. This

1280
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 2: is so out of character for any or any like. Look,

1281
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 2: I don't care what you do with my sister. But

1282
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 2: this monkey has gotta this.

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01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 1: Gotta go. Priorities, Danny, prioritize, get the smelling chimp. They passed,

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01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 1: How do you do sir? On the stairs? Is just

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01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:52,240
Speaker 1: another day at the Tanner house.

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01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 3: Another day Tanner nobody concerned.

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01:02:54,560 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 1: They are nonplussed, and I am here for this. So

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01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: Joey shakes his head. There's nothing to talk about. You

1289
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 1: already told me you didn't want me going out with

1290
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 1: your sister. Joey walks out, and Danny follows after him.

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01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 1: Becky asked Jesse if he's ready for that nap, and

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01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 1: Jesse shivers, yeah, right after I take a bath, man,

1293
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: maybe watch the sheet right, yes, please wash those sheets.

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01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: Back in DJ's room, DJ's back is towards us, towards

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01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: the camera as she says, I think I've done all

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01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 1: I can do. She walks to the side to reveal

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01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 1: Kimmy Gibbler with a mound of bright red curly hair.

1298
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 3: Thin curly is being generous. It was frizzy.

1299
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 1: It was like electric.

1300
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 3: It was a bad perm It was tears. Exactly what

1301
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 3: it was.

1302
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: It's exactly what happened if you had a chimp messy

1303
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:48,640
Speaker 1: with his chemicals before you poured them on your head, right, exactly, Yes,

1304
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: that's exactly what happens.

1305
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 3: And this is this is a warning.

1306
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 2: This was actually the entire message of the show, which

1307
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 2: was don't let don't let visiting chimps play with your

1308
01:03:58,440 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 2: hair chemicals because you don't know what could happen.

1309
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 1: That's the lesson, that's the Tanks lesson.

1310
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 3: You know, we were teaching lessons out there that everyone

1311
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 3: needed to know.

1312
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 1: Right, I'd love everyone unconditionally, you know, treat each other

1313
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 1: with respect. Don't let chimps play with the chemicals that

1314
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 1: go in your hair. Right, always about Ida, you know, Golden,

1315
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 1: the cardinal rule. So Kimmy is beaming. She says I

1316
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: can't wait to see it, and DJ's face sours. Trust me,

1317
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: you can wait. Then stephan Michelle walk into the room

1318
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 1: and their jaws drop. Kimmy confidently asks what do I

1319
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 1: look that stunning? And Stephanie honestly responds, I'm definitely stunned,

1320
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 1: and your reaction is so funny. Legitimately stunned, DJ tries

1321
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 1: to rally some support, asking her sisters doesn't she look cute?

1322
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 1: But Michelle does not get the hint, she shouts, you

1323
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 1: look like Bozo. DJ assures Kimmy she means Francesca Bozo,

1324
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 1: that Italian supermodel, but Michelle clarified.

1325
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 3: Don't lie to her.

1326
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 1: Honestly, you know what I mean. It's not like she's

1327
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: not gonna find out right right, Michelle clarifies that she's

1328
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 1: talking about Bozo, the one with the ball on his nose.

1329
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:15,720
Speaker 1: Kimmy asks DJ what she did, and steph answers, it's

1330
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:19,680
Speaker 1: not DJ's fault, it's Nakata's. He's cursed this whole house.

1331
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,800
Speaker 1: We gotta go feed him. Then Kimmy bolts out of

1332
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,919
Speaker 1: her chair and she yells, I gotta see my hair.

1333
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 1: So DJ advises against it. Kimmy makes it to a

1334
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:31,520
Speaker 1: mirror and freezes. She responds, oh my god, as she

1335
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 1: stares at her reflection and shock. DJ winceys, I'm so sorry.

1336
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:39,200
Speaker 1: I'll pay to have it shaved. Kimmy begins to smile. No,

1337
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:44,200
Speaker 1: I love it, and finally I'm one step ahead of Madonna.

1338
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 1: And the best part is my mom's gonna freak out.

1339
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:51,480
Speaker 1: She gives DJ a big hug, and DJ's sighs in relief.

1340
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 3: I love Kimmy. Confidence is unmasked.

1341
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: Confidence needs to be studied because it is just.

1342
01:05:59,560 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 2: Bad.

1343
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:03,240
Speaker 3: And give it to every middle and high school girl

1344
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 3: because she she loves.

1345
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 1: Herselves herself, she loves being different, she loves being bold

1346
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 1: and wild, and it pisses off her mom, and that's

1347
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 1: just a bonus for her. I will say, though this

1348
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:16,560
Speaker 1: wig drove me crazy. I was gonna say, what was

1349
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 1: it like with this?

1350
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 3: Give me, give me the details on this, because I

1351
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 3: know this was that you hated it.

1352
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 1: Hated it well ahead of Vista. And it wasn't even

1353
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 1: like I looked weird, because that's part of the bit, Like,

1354
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,919
Speaker 1: of course I look weird, weird, it's a weird wig.

1355
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:31,080
Speaker 1: But it was so itchy, like whatever synthetic material they got,

1356
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 1: this whole synthetic This was a terrible like a terrible

1357
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: cheap wig. You got it like party City for lads

1358
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:41,400
Speaker 1: or whatever. Uh So, yeah, no, only did it itch

1359
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,440
Speaker 1: and I had to just have it on for hours

1360
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 1: and hours. But I was like I would take one

1361
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 1: of those combs from from the Little.

1362
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 3: Rattail Calls and you get in the scratch my head

1363
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 3: and then left. I had to wear wigs.

1364
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: I get it in there, like the more you think

1365
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 1: about it, the more it itches, right, your head has

1366
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 1: never scratched.

1367
01:06:59,040 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 3: More in your life.

1368
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: And then I was left with like this little rash

1369
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: along my hairline for like the next day or two

1370
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 1: because I had some of that cotton cotton. So, yeah,

1371
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,200
Speaker 1: the lesson here, don't let the chimp and mess with

1372
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 1: your chemicals.

1373
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 3: Do not let chimps touch your hair chemicals.

1374
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 1: Very bad. Well, let's just cross stitch this on a pillow,

1375
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:26,760
Speaker 1: and I'm already working on it. Yeah, yeah, So next

1376
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 1: in the kitchen, stephan Michelle have plates of food scattered

1377
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: all around the table, with Nikata at the center of

1378
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 1: it all. Stephanie is holding a hard boiled egg in

1379
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,640
Speaker 1: front of his mouth as Michelle asks how do we

1380
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 1: feed him? Stephanie shrugs, he has no stomach, He's just

1381
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:46,120
Speaker 1: a head on a stick. And then Ginger comes moseying in,

1382
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:50,520
Speaker 1: but she exits just as quickly as she arrived. Joey

1383
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 1: comes flying into the room, running after the chimp. Danny

1384
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 1: follows behind Joey, begging him to come back. Stephanie says

1385
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:59,520
Speaker 1: hi to her dad, and he stops dead in his tracks,

1386
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 1: asks what is she doing, and Stephanie explains with complete seriousness.

1387
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:07,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to stop the horrible curse on this household.

1388
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,840
Speaker 1: Danny simply responds, oh, well, keep trying, and he continues

1389
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 1: to chase after Joey. Then Wendy walks downstairs and admits, boy,

1390
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 1: this is a tough house to take a nap in.

1391
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:25,599
Speaker 1: You no idea, you you have, no you will never

1392
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 1: sleep again?

1393
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:27,280
Speaker 3: What you speak?

1394
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:30,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no such thing as peace in this house.

1395
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:32,640
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.

1396
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:36,680
Speaker 1: Naps have been had since nineteen eighty seven. Basically no.

1397
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:41,720
Speaker 1: She spots the wooden figure on the table and exclaims, hey,

1398
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,640
Speaker 1: my Nakata bank and stuff. Narrows her eyes. What do

1399
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: you mean bank? Wendy explains, I bought it for my

1400
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:53,479
Speaker 1: tacky souvenir collection. Watch. She touches the top of the

1401
01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:57,599
Speaker 1: wooden head and Nakata demands feed me. So Wendy puts

1402
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 1: a coin into the top, and Nakata responds, thank you.

1403
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,559
Speaker 1: Have a nice day. Michelle lights up. You mean there's

1404
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 1: no curse in Wendy giggles, No, it's just for fun.

1405
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,759
Speaker 1: Stephanie tries to protect her pride. See Michelle, you little

1406
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:17,600
Speaker 1: kids will believe anything, and Michelle just rolls her eyes. Oh, police,

1407
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:25,479
Speaker 1: it's interesting that she had something shipped there. Again, either

1408
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 1: she's a really good planner, like did she plan when

1409
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 1: she was in Africa or wherever she bought this?

1410
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:33,960
Speaker 2: I mean she can ship into her house because now

1411
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,680
Speaker 2: she's got to take the bank take it back.

1412
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 1: She's got to get the bank on the plane. She

1413
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,559
Speaker 1: got chip on the plane. Yeah, no, she's got her.

1414
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:42,920
Speaker 2: Hands definitely more than a carry on in a personal

1415
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,080
Speaker 2: lighte oh for sure.

1416
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:46,280
Speaker 1: No, she's gonna have trouble. She's gonna have to rent

1417
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,320
Speaker 1: a car and drive herself home wherever. That is so

1418
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: not a great planning by Wendy, But you're we are.

1419
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 2: Uh.

1420
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,280
Speaker 1: Next to the girls room, Ginger is happily bouncing on

1421
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,800
Speaker 1: Stephanie's bed. When Joey enters the room, he tries to

1422
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 1: get Ginger to come to him, but instead, the monkey

1423
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:07,360
Speaker 1: jumps over to the conveniently open window and hops into

1424
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:12,439
Speaker 1: the nearby tree. This chimp and that bird should get together.

1425
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:18,479
Speaker 1: They need to, yeah, form an alliance. How to drive

1426
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:21,400
Speaker 1: the Tanner's crazy. Joey pokes his head out of the

1427
01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:25,040
Speaker 1: window and sees her lounging in the tree. He tries

1428
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:27,160
Speaker 1: to sweet talk her to get her back inside, but

1429
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:30,160
Speaker 1: the monkey doesn't move, so Joey crawls onto the tree

1430
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:32,840
Speaker 1: himself and assures her that there's nothing to be afraid of,

1431
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 1: but instead of crawling toward him, she climbs to the

1432
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:40,280
Speaker 1: farthest branch away from him. Danny catches Joey on the

1433
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:43,799
Speaker 1: tree and asks what he's doing out there. Joey sarcastically answers,

1434
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:46,200
Speaker 1: I'm baking bread. What does it look like I'm doing?

1435
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:50,679
Speaker 1: In the meantime, gingers having a great time just swinging

1436
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:53,800
Speaker 1: on the tree branches. That probably feels more like home

1437
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 1: for her, like on a tree.

1438
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 2: Where she's like's like, God, get me out of this

1439
01:10:57,479 --> 01:11:01,320
Speaker 2: weird house with beds and furniture and like getting some nature,

1440
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 2: some fresh dolphin.

1441
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,720
Speaker 3: Shorts for God's sake, you know what I mean. It's chim.

1442
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,840
Speaker 1: What's a chim gotta do to get some fresh air

1443
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 1: around here, you know? Yeah. Danny reminds Joey that it's

1444
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:15,920
Speaker 1: dangerous and begs him to come inside. But joe now.

1445
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,760
Speaker 3: Now that the gym's outside of the house, right.

1446
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:25,439
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, So Joey loses it. I am tired

1447
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 1: of you treating me like a little kid.

1448
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:33,439
Speaker 2: Danny argues, I don't you sleep and pajama sir, I'm sorry.

1449
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:38,400
Speaker 3: You have your.

1450
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,280
Speaker 1: You've asked for it, you have.

1451
01:11:44,479 --> 01:11:47,320
Speaker 3: This is entirely your fault, right you do.

1452
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:51,479
Speaker 1: You watch Saturday Morning cartoons more than the girls do. Yes,

1453
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:53,240
Speaker 1: people are going to treat you like a child.

1454
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 2: So uh.

1455
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: Joey puts his foot down and tells Danny, I'm a

1456
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 1: nice guy. Wendy's a big girl. She doesn't need you

1457
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:04,559
Speaker 1: to protect her from me. As they're having the stock,

1458
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:07,040
Speaker 1: Ginger is slowly making her way back down the tree.

1459
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:09,920
Speaker 1: They don't see her as she sneaks into another open

1460
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:13,080
Speaker 1: window in the house. Danny tells Joey that he's actually

1461
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:16,960
Speaker 1: trying to protect him from Wendy. Joey's confused, so Danny.

1462
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:19,759
Speaker 3: Explained, my god, what's what's wrong with Wendy?

1463
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 1: Right?

1464
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:22,439
Speaker 3: I was like what He was like, I'm trying to

1465
01:12:22,479 --> 01:12:22,840
Speaker 3: protect you.

1466
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh, she's a secret, Oh my god, she is.

1467
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1468
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it gets dark the ru she's on the lamb.

1469
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:30,120
Speaker 3: Right, you're in the gym.

1470
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:34,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Danny explains, I don't want you to get hurt.

1471
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 1: Wendy is the kind of person. She's totally committed to

1472
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:40,439
Speaker 1: her work. She could pick up tomorrow and just wind

1473
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:43,360
Speaker 1: up halfway around the world. I've seen her break a

1474
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:48,200
Speaker 1: lot of hearts. Okay. Joey appreciates Danny's protective instincts, but

1475
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:51,160
Speaker 1: he's willing to take that risk for Wendy, so he

1476
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:55,519
Speaker 1: asks Danny to stop trying to be his dad. Danny nods,

1477
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:57,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I got to learn to let it go.

1478
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,320
Speaker 1: He pats Joey on the show and jokingly tells him

1479
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:05,640
Speaker 1: he's turning into a fine young man. Joey smiles and asks, so,

1480
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 1: would you just be my friend? Danny responds, I'll be

1481
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:13,560
Speaker 1: more than that. I'll be your best friend. Oh, this

1482
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:16,360
Speaker 1: is a very sweet moment in a tree dark in

1483
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 1: a dream, right, so weird setting, but.

1484
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:22,080
Speaker 3: I gotta say I was really proud of that branch

1485
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:22,640
Speaker 3: for holding me.

1486
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,320
Speaker 1: Yes, that is an impressive branch tree y.

1487
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:25,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1488
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:30,759
Speaker 1: So Ginger then appears inside and slams the window closed

1489
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,600
Speaker 1: so the guys can't get back in. They beg her

1490
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:36,160
Speaker 1: to open it, and she keeps psyching them out by

1491
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:40,120
Speaker 1: opening and closing it repeatedly. We can see the fourth

1492
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:43,760
Speaker 1: wall of the girl's bedroom through the race. I was

1493
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:46,240
Speaker 1: so weirded out by that, I'm like, it was so

1494
01:13:46,479 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 1: weird to see that wall. I was like, wait it.

1495
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:53,160
Speaker 2: I think it remarkably looked like probably the fourth wall

1496
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,080
Speaker 2: that they use for the kitchen, with a big bookshelf

1497
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:55,559
Speaker 2: in front of.

1498
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,400
Speaker 1: It, so they wouldn't notice that it's actually with the

1499
01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:04,120
Speaker 1: wood paneling, right, just throw kind it, right, that does

1500
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 1: look like the fourth well, something that's never really closely analyzed,

1501
01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:09,280
Speaker 1: so like just throw it up there and put a book.

1502
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:10,519
Speaker 3: Just whatever and put it in the background.

1503
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:13,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very jarring because I was like, no,

1504
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,680
Speaker 1: the cameras are supposed to be like, oh, it's all

1505
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:16,120
Speaker 1: the yeah.

1506
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:17,519
Speaker 2: Uh.

1507
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,720
Speaker 1: So time goes by and the guys are finally back

1508
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:23,479
Speaker 1: inside the house. Wendy is sitting on the bed with

1509
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:26,920
Speaker 1: Ginger as Danny frowns at the chimp. I bet you

1510
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,679
Speaker 1: thought you were pretty funny with that little window gag

1511
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:33,800
Speaker 1: hun Ginger, and she nods her head in response. Joey

1512
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:36,479
Speaker 1: addresses Wendy and thanks her for saving them, but he

1513
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:40,400
Speaker 1: asks what happened to her nap. She sighs, I couldn't

1514
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,880
Speaker 1: stop thinking about that job at the zoo. If I

1515
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,000
Speaker 1: take it, it's going to mean living in a big

1516
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:49,679
Speaker 1: city with noise and traffic and pollution. Joey nods with understanding,

1517
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:53,760
Speaker 1: so you're not gonna take it, But then Wendy admits, well,

1518
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:57,360
Speaker 1: it also means hot showers and pizzas and my little

1519
01:14:57,439 --> 01:15:01,519
Speaker 1: Tasmanian devil, so I'm taking it. He gives her a

1520
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:04,759
Speaker 1: big hug, and Danny watches them with a smile. He admits,

1521
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:08,760
Speaker 1: you two actually make a pretty nice couple. WHOA, this

1522
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:11,760
Speaker 1: feels sudden. They're like there.

1523
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:13,960
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, they're like a like together. It

1524
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:14,760
Speaker 3: feels yeah.

1525
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:18,040
Speaker 1: Felt have they even had a date? Like outside of him?

1526
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:20,960
Speaker 2: That was the date.

1527
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,560
Speaker 1: Now now she's taken a job based on Joey, I

1528
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:28,760
Speaker 1: guess it's just right. Let's not forget he lost the chimp.

1529
01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:31,559
Speaker 1: So he lost the chimp.

1530
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,479
Speaker 3: You should that should maybe be a point against her.

1531
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:36,360
Speaker 1: She should at least give, like, give it a second

1532
01:15:36,439 --> 01:15:41,200
Speaker 1: date before she commits to this mass life change. I'm

1533
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:44,320
Speaker 1: just saying, I mean, we'll find out. We see her

1534
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:46,160
Speaker 1: for one more episode, and then she's never seen again.

1535
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:52,400
Speaker 1: So she changed. Joey finally confesses to Wendy, we just

1536
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,439
Speaker 1: have one little problem. Your monkey's been hiding from me

1537
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:59,439
Speaker 1: all day. I think she hates me on cue. Ginger

1538
01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 1: grabs Joe and jumps onto him, giving him a big hug.

1539
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:07,839
Speaker 1: He happily wonders, then why is she hugging me? Wendy answers,

1540
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:12,040
Speaker 1: because her favorite game is hide and go seek. Ah.

1541
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:15,760
Speaker 1: Then Jesse walks in wearing a bathrobe and asks, is

1542
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:18,360
Speaker 1: everything okay? I looked out the window and saw three

1543
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 1: monkeys in a tree. Where is his window that he

1544
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:29,559
Speaker 1: could see the girl's bedroom window tree? I can't figure out. Well,

1545
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:30,720
Speaker 1: it would be above and.

1546
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:34,320
Speaker 3: He'd be looking so damn there's that big window in

1547
01:16:34,439 --> 01:16:35,160
Speaker 3: the back of the.

1548
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:40,640
Speaker 1: Yes, So he climbed exists on.

1549
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:43,519
Speaker 2: The house because it's a pointed dorm, right, and that

1550
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:46,280
Speaker 2: doesn't that isn't on the house.

1551
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,799
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. That's how he climbed

1552
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:53,360
Speaker 1: up there, looked down and saw the tree. He saw

1553
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,240
Speaker 1: the tree, got it, got it? Okay.

1554
01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:58,320
Speaker 2: You know that huge tree that's in the front of

1555
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:01,840
Speaker 2: the yard in the opening credit right, which is yeah,

1556
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:02,400
Speaker 2: it's giant.

1557
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:03,720
Speaker 1: It's not there, it's not.

1558
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:07,839
Speaker 2: There's the good shrub like a small little sapling.

1559
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:11,280
Speaker 1: I will just hand wave that away as well. Yeah, whatever,

1560
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:15,040
Speaker 1: that's okay, So Ginger excitedly runs up to Jesse and

1561
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:18,360
Speaker 1: he finally accepts the love. He tells her, let me

1562
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:20,719
Speaker 1: go get dressed. I'll dry my hair and we'll catch

1563
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:25,840
Speaker 1: a flick. Ginger happily chirps her excitement, and Jesse nods, okay, fine,

1564
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:29,680
Speaker 1: we'll go see Planet of the Apes, Danny jokes, and

1565
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:37,559
Speaker 1: there goes another nice couple. And that's our show, all right.

1566
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:40,479
Speaker 1: That was well, the thing that we saw, that was

1567
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:41,840
Speaker 1: a thing that was we did.

1568
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:47,519
Speaker 2: We did the the obligatory eighties nineties sitcom chim with right, yeah,

1569
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,960
Speaker 2: the record is the unnecessary Chimp?

1570
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:53,639
Speaker 1: Yeah? Really what it comes down to, Yeah, I don't

1571
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:53,920
Speaker 1: know this.

1572
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:57,160
Speaker 3: And it's also I'm trying to look.

1573
01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:59,200
Speaker 2: At it with like, you know, the eyes of them,

1574
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:00,400
Speaker 2: because looking at it now.

1575
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:03,720
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, good's poor poor chimp is like you know,

1576
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,000
Speaker 3: see why are we doing this?

1577
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:10,240
Speaker 1: There's there's that, but even without that, the animal you know,

1578
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:12,960
Speaker 1: the ethics, animal ethics here right, right, I don't know.

1579
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 1: I saw the chimp and I was just like, God,

1580
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,240
Speaker 1: is this where we jumped the shark? Is this where

1581
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:19,400
Speaker 1: full House jumps the shark? It jumps the monkey, Because

1582
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:20,080
Speaker 1: the monkey.

1583
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:20,439
Speaker 3: Jumped the chimp.

1584
01:18:20,439 --> 01:18:23,000
Speaker 1: We jumped the chimp, the chimp. It's like I'm wondering, like,

1585
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:25,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're most of the way through. We've

1586
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,960
Speaker 1: got ways to go and some things to see before

1587
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:29,400
Speaker 1: we jump.

1588
01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:33,120
Speaker 3: We're right, but we are five and a half on

1589
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:33,720
Speaker 3: five and.

1590
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:37,760
Speaker 2: Three fives, right, so we're starting to be like, I

1591
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:39,840
Speaker 2: don't know, throw a chimp in there, you know, everything

1592
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:41,680
Speaker 2: at the at the wall and see what sticks and

1593
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:42,160
Speaker 2: creating a.

1594
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,719
Speaker 1: Chimp at the fourth wall, the fourth wall that's also

1595
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:47,800
Speaker 1: in the kitchen, right. Uh, yeah, I don't know. It

1596
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:50,040
Speaker 1: felt like it like the writers didn't know what to do.

1597
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:52,000
Speaker 1: So they're like, I just throw a chimp in there,

1598
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:54,120
Speaker 1: and it's like a filler type, like a filler.

1599
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:54,680
Speaker 3: Type I have.

1600
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:57,600
Speaker 2: But I just want to know what came first, the

1601
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:00,760
Speaker 2: chimp or the storyline, you know what I mean? Was

1602
01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:02,720
Speaker 2: this a storyline where they were like, we've written it

1603
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:06,360
Speaker 2: around a monkey, or were they like, hey, network wants

1604
01:19:06,439 --> 01:19:09,639
Speaker 2: us to use a chimp because it gets good ratings.

1605
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:12,160
Speaker 2: I don't know, like write something around.

1606
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:14,880
Speaker 1: It so random that there had to be some prior

1607
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,720
Speaker 1: discussion and a reason for this, And that's what I

1608
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:18,640
Speaker 1: that's what I want to know.

1609
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:22,720
Speaker 2: So yeah, now there was it was Uh, it was.

1610
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:26,639
Speaker 2: It was odd, it was silly. It's very nice say

1611
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:29,280
Speaker 2: it was a very full house episode. Yeah, yeah, it

1612
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,960
Speaker 2: was very full house coded. This is the one with

1613
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:36,400
Speaker 2: the monkey. Yeah, monkeys, the one where nobody reacted about

1614
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,280
Speaker 2: the monkey in the house.

1615
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,000
Speaker 1: Like, oh, yeah, there's a monkey Is it safe?

1616
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:39,360
Speaker 2: Sure?

1617
01:19:39,439 --> 01:19:39,720
Speaker 1: Why not?

1618
01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:43,000
Speaker 2: What would you do if you walked into your living

1619
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:46,440
Speaker 2: room or kitchen and a monkey came flying.

1620
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:47,599
Speaker 3: At you on jumped on your back.

1621
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:49,840
Speaker 1: What would you would you be like, oh, what's this?

1622
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,679
Speaker 1: Or would you be like like, oh my god, there's

1623
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:53,200
Speaker 1: a wild animal on my back.

1624
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:54,560
Speaker 3: It could be trying to kill me.

1625
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:56,720
Speaker 1: I would be it would be jarring. I would have

1626
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 1: so many questions. I'd be like, yeah, please go to

1627
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:01,639
Speaker 1: I don't know what, a hotel, or just any sort

1628
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:05,200
Speaker 1: of outside area. Keep the backyard can be changed to

1629
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:09,200
Speaker 1: any sort of dimension the habitat back You could build

1630
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:11,800
Speaker 1: a zoo in an afternoon. It's a Tanner house. Yeah,

1631
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:15,840
Speaker 1: magical happened, right, right? So yeah, just keep the monkey outside. Yeah,

1632
01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:18,200
Speaker 1: you're right, the monkey. The monkey obviously want to be outside.

1633
01:20:18,479 --> 01:20:19,760
Speaker 3: They should have let it out the back door.

1634
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:23,160
Speaker 1: Yes, that could have solved a lot of problems. We

1635
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:26,559
Speaker 1: just go to a Gibbler house. They've got EMUs and Ostrich,

1636
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:28,960
Speaker 1: you know, they've got all It would just blend right

1637
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:30,000
Speaker 1: in at the Gibbler house.

1638
01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:32,760
Speaker 2: So no, I agree, this was a This was a

1639
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 2: ridiculous episode, but it was fun to.

1640
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:37,360
Speaker 3: Laugh at the ridiculousness of it.

1641
01:20:37,479 --> 01:20:39,320
Speaker 1: Yes, if you just accept hey, this is just what

1642
01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:43,040
Speaker 1: ninety sitcoms did exact time, it was very funny. So

1643
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:45,200
Speaker 1: it was not anyper than that.

1644
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:46,920
Speaker 3: No, I don't know.

1645
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:50,479
Speaker 2: There wasn't any sort of deep moral to this episode

1646
01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:55,320
Speaker 2: than the other than the don't let monkey chimps touch.

1647
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:58,080
Speaker 1: Your hair cameras, ye, your pers.

1648
01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:02,559
Speaker 2: Keep your chemicals locked away from the gymps and you're

1649
01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:06,519
Speaker 2: jimps right, yeah, yeah, surprised nothing.

1650
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:14,080
Speaker 1: Exploded domesticated live jimps wandering use very normal. Well, if

1651
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,280
Speaker 1: this had been a Disney it would have been like, yeah,

1652
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:18,320
Speaker 1: something would have exploded. It would have been a lot

1653
01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:20,720
Speaker 1: messier if this had been on the Disney Channel, because

1654
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:21,200
Speaker 1: that's what they do.

1655
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:25,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would have yeah.

1656
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. Still my point remains that.

1657
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:30,439
Speaker 3: What if you could slim a monkey, I mean you

1658
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:32,160
Speaker 3: could actually.

1659
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:37,080
Speaker 1: Do it in the right there were no animal labor laws.

1660
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:40,320
Speaker 1: You could do whatever with a JYMP so yeah, yeah,

1661
01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:44,479
Speaker 1: not crazy though crazy. Well that was the thing we did,

1662
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:47,680
Speaker 1: the thing we did through that one. Never have to

1663
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:48,320
Speaker 1: watch it again.

1664
01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:51,599
Speaker 3: We don't, but I might.

1665
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:54,960
Speaker 1: But I liked. I'm glad for the This was the episode.

1666
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:55,240
Speaker 2: Was that.

1667
01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:59,000
Speaker 1: Wendy is a great addition. Yeah, you know, if she

1668
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,880
Speaker 1: can tolerate Joey, great, fantastic. I'm excited to see you're

1669
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,760
Speaker 1: looking for I'm happy to I'm happy she'll be back

1670
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:07,320
Speaker 1: for at least one more episode. So yeah, we'll see

1671
01:22:07,479 --> 01:22:10,400
Speaker 1: me too. But I have a feeling it's not gonna

1672
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: work out. I got that feeling too. Is the monkey

1673
01:22:12,439 --> 01:22:14,320
Speaker 1: in the next episode two or does he just kind

1674
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:14,439
Speaker 1: of go?

1675
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:14,800
Speaker 2: Oh?

1676
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:16,599
Speaker 1: I think you can know. I feel like the chimp's

1677
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:18,519
Speaker 1: got to the chimp just leave. GIMP's gone, he's got

1678
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:18,800
Speaker 1: to go.

1679
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:21,880
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't know. I'm watching the next episode yet,

1680
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:22,479
Speaker 3: So you find out.

1681
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:25,599
Speaker 1: I we'll find out, Cliffanger, is there a chip?

1682
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,320
Speaker 3: Is there not? Stay tuned?

1683
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:29,560
Speaker 1: Is well, Kimmy, tear me back to normal? Like I

1684
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:30,639
Speaker 1: have so many questions?

1685
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:33,160
Speaker 3: Right, how much time has passed? Yeah?

1686
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:36,519
Speaker 1: What animal knock on the door? Next?

1687
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:37,439
Speaker 2: You know? Right?

1688
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:37,720
Speaker 1: Yes?

1689
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:38,599
Speaker 3: What now?

1690
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:40,880
Speaker 1: What what's up? The front door.

1691
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:43,640
Speaker 3: Well, everybody, thank you for.

1692
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:46,280
Speaker 1: Going on this weird, wonderful little ride with us.

1693
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:48,240
Speaker 3: We have so much fun.

1694
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,360
Speaker 1: We love you. Fan Rito's.

1695
01:22:49,479 --> 01:22:51,599
Speaker 2: If you want to find us on Instagram, we don't

1696
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,000
Speaker 2: have any pictures of chimps on there.

1697
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,720
Speaker 1: I really apologize for that, but but you can still

1698
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:58,679
Speaker 1: find us, which is almost as entertaining.

1699
01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:03,320
Speaker 2: We're at how Rude podcast on Instagram and you can

1700
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:07,479
Speaker 2: set us emails at Howard Rito's at gmail dot com. Yeah,

1701
01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:11,439
Speaker 2: if you know anything about the chimps, monkeys, the difference

1702
01:23:11,479 --> 01:23:15,280
Speaker 2: between them, any of the working laws that chimp apply

1703
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:15,759
Speaker 2: to chimps.

1704
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:17,599
Speaker 3: Very curious, very curious.

1705
01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:21,759
Speaker 1: I have I have questions, and uh yeah, I believe

1706
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:22,000
Speaker 1: that's it.

1707
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:22,479
Speaker 3: Everybody.

1708
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:26,640
Speaker 2: Oh, check out our merch store Howard dot com, and uh,

1709
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:30,719
Speaker 2: I think that's it. Remember, everybody, the world is small.

1710
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:32,959
Speaker 1: The house is full.

1711
01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:36,240
Speaker 3: Of an entire family of primates.

1712
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:39,640
Speaker 2: Just there's a six hundred pound gorilla living in the

1713
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:42,160
Speaker 2: living room now and nobody.

1714
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:44,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's like cool.

1715
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:46,720
Speaker 1: Wait till they get their annequin some pants on it,

1716
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:47,479
Speaker 1: it'll be fine.

1717
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yea.

1718
01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:52,439
Speaker 2: So many chimps while he's cooking dinner next week. Much

1719
01:23:52,479 --> 01:23:57,479
Speaker 2: better with dinner than than hair runs right, yes, exactly,

1720
01:23:57,720 --> 01:24:04,560
Speaker 2: Chimps everywhere. A model of