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Speaker 1: Guys, Hello, we're doing a Zoom episode today.

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Speaker 2: How far.

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Speaker 3: I'm not kidding setting this up Also, everyone should know

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Speaker 3: that the Queen Enya is the one who always sets

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Speaker 3: up the Zoom. I have a Zoom account for this

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Speaker 3: occasion only, really, and setting it up today was genuinely

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Speaker 3: the hardest thing I've ever done. I felt like it

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Speaker 3: was freaking me out because I'm like, damn, I am

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Speaker 3: far more disconnected, like technologically than I think I'm even

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Speaker 3: ready for.

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Speaker 1: Like, also, I just know seeing like mine and Kai's

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Speaker 1: text being like, hey, we're ready whenever you are, just

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Speaker 1: like enraged you even further.

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Speaker 3: No, not even enraged me, but I was like I

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Speaker 3: had already like sat down and been writing it in

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Speaker 3: my head. I was like, oh, I have Zoom on

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Speaker 3: my computer because we do this all the time, but

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Speaker 3: I forgot since I've reset my computer, I don't have Zoom.

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Speaker 3: And when I looked it up on the app store,

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Speaker 3: like I got really scared because when you look up Zoom,

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Speaker 3: it's not just one answer, it's literally like eighteen thousand

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Speaker 3: versions of like Zoom. And then I went on the

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Speaker 3: website and my laptop isn't updated enough to get the

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Speaker 3: new version off the app Store, so I had to

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Speaker 3: go to the website to like found find it, and

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Speaker 3: it was like download for Apple Silicon or something, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, am.

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Speaker 1: I downloading an illegal version? Like what's happening in Apple

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Speaker 1: Silicon to India? Real quick? Okay?

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Speaker 2: So basically Apple decided to no longer be uh what

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Speaker 2: do you call it?

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Speaker 1: It's like when you, oh my god, ya, you're in

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Speaker 1: your nice era for real, like you're letting Kai explain technology.

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Speaker 2: No, I actually got a lot farther than the process.

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Speaker 1: Smile on your face. Yeah, Dragon.

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Speaker 2: Basically Apple, no.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no stop.

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Speaker 3: Hey Drew, I'm gonna like ask you to remember that

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Speaker 3: you're the one who asked this man to go on

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Speaker 3: this like terroristic act. And although I don't agree with

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Speaker 3: this terroristic behavior, that is explaining whatever Apple Silicon means,

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Speaker 3: I can be okay with the fact that, like, you

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Speaker 3: know what, my friend asked for that terrorist to do that,

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Speaker 3: and like.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm not a terrorist. I'm just talking about computers.

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Speaker 1: So I mean, who said that?

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Speaker 3: Okay, notice how you said I'm not a terrorist. I'm

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Speaker 3: just talking about terroristic things.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what though, I do terrorize the nay.

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Speaker 1: Up.

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Speaker 2: That's like a little taste that this.

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Speaker 3: Is you guys fingering each other now.

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Speaker 2: I think.

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Speaker 1: So it's like the way we like wrap up is like.

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Speaker 2: Also, guys, if you're wondering where I am, I'm in

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Speaker 2: Toronto and I'm meeting with Drake, so.

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Speaker 4: Damn sh it is bad and you yeah, he's me.

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Speaker 2: I'm meeting Ice.

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Speaker 5: Iceman, Iceman Iceman no more missed a nice man.

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Speaker 3: Oh that was actually good. And you know what's crazy

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Speaker 3: is that could be on one of those because he

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Speaker 3: did drop three albums.

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Speaker 1: Right, I'm I like, yeah, he dropped three album.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Kaiki save your water. Wash it with

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Speaker 3: the Fiji.

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Speaker 5: I wanted that shirt so I wanted that shirt so bad.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I want that shirt so bad. I

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Speaker 5: literally like with I'm bringing.

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Speaker 3: It home to you, baby, I'm literally bringing it home

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Speaker 3: to you.

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Speaker 1: My first topic that I want to talk about today

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Speaker 1: is I mean, notoriously, I'm an overthinker. I overthink everything,

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Speaker 1: every everything, everywhere, all out exactly, which, by the way,

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Speaker 1: I predicted that movie back in twenty sixteen. But that's

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Speaker 1: not a conversation for today's podcast. Uh, it's actually good

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Speaker 1: of me saying everything everywhere all at once with like

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Speaker 1: galaxies in different dimensions and shit clock it.

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Speaker 3: But uh, I Drew, I think that's something that's been

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Speaker 3: said so.

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Speaker 1: Many times, but not in the context that I used to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you were like, okay, but there's rocks as well,

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Speaker 1: And I was also like in twenty sixteen, I was

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Speaker 1: like struggling with my sexuality and I was talking about it,

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Speaker 1: and it was like, my parents hate me for being gay,

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Speaker 1: but I like want to be with my girlfriend. But

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Speaker 1: I went a relationship with my parents, so I was confusing.

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Speaker 3: With your girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I identify as gay, but the lesbian part. So

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Speaker 1: I'm a lesbian me too.

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Speaker 3: Are you all gonna like take advantage of that or

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Speaker 3: something or just leave it out in the open?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Baby, I take advantage of that. I take advantage

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Speaker 2: For real.

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Speaker 1: How's my hair looking today? I did not look at

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Speaker 1: the head.

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Speaker 3: It looks good. Can you please get all I need

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Speaker 3: you to obsess over something that is not your hair?

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Speaker 2: Droop.

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Speaker 3: Your hair has become like almost like a tick, like it.

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Speaker 1: Literally is like because it was so bad for so long,

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Speaker 1: like it was so ugly for so.

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Speaker 3: Much Okay, how about this tonight if I write like

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Speaker 3: a very like eerie short script about your hair, can

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Speaker 3: you act in it? And I'll record it when I

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Speaker 3: get home, because like, I have such a perception of

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Speaker 3: you with your hair, to the point that Josie was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: he just loves that hair.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're blowing right now. I think you're in your

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Speaker 1: bag the most. When you're on zoom, you look like

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Speaker 1: AI almost, it's like perfect. But I was saying that

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Speaker 1: I am an overthinker. I'm thinking about trying on underthinking

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Speaker 1: and joining them.

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Speaker 2: Being a think would you say, what being a thinking bottom?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, exactly, underthinking bottom. So that's that's

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Speaker 1: my big my big one. That's my big one this

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Speaker 1: episode we should try on underthinking. And then this is

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Speaker 1: the part where we have a conversation about it after.

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Speaker 3: So ask me questions, Okay, what what brought you to

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Speaker 3: this conclusion? Do you think there's a world where underthinking

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Speaker 3: takes on a life of its own as a term,

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Speaker 3: because if that is what, like I do. I like

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Speaker 3: where you're going. But the only thing I'm feeling the

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Speaker 3: need to workshop friend a friend is underthinking just doesn't

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Speaker 3: sound phonetically good. But yeah, what brought you here? And

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Speaker 3: why are you? Like?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, panic attacks, not nightly rage in bed before I

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Speaker 1: fall asleep, right right, the one to kill myself. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, maybe if I'm not thinking

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Speaker 1: at all, none of those things will happen anymore.

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Speaker 3: Hmm. Yes, but maybe instead of thinking less, you find

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Speaker 3: things to distract your hands.

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Speaker 1: Like opiates. Oh my god, and you you're so fucking

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Speaker 1: right like opiates. Yes, I will be taking opiates per

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Speaker 1: Enya's advice just now. I will distract myself from thinking

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Speaker 1: by nodding off. And yet you are a your genius.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: And I was kind of like secretly like I was

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Speaker 1: kind of thinking that, but I wanted someone else to

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Speaker 1: tell me, so it wasn't my idea. So thank you

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Speaker 1: for saying that verbatim just now. You said that.

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Speaker 2: I say that, okay, God, and you just said it.

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Speaker 2: You literally just said it.

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Speaker 3: You said, you know, that's something i'd say to you.

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Speaker 2: I would never say that to Why would you say

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Speaker 1: Why is it a bad thing?

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Speaker 2: For?

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Speaker 1: Issue said it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, opiate addiction isn't good. That's not a good thing. Objective.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you have. I don't think you have

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Speaker 3: that in your path. So I'm like, yeah, you go

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Speaker 3: do your fucking opiate's if you're like so like like

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Speaker 3: period that works for Drew, that doesn't work. You're offended

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Speaker 3: that I don't think you'd spiral into addiction.

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Speaker 2: I'm not offended. It's just like I I do have

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Speaker 2: like a dark side to me.

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Speaker 1: You know, well, Kaya famously is addicted to eating pussy.

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Speaker 3: I knew it was going there.

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Speaker 1: Was going on.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing. We have mentioned this and people think

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Speaker 2: it's a joke, but I had to go to fucking

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Speaker 2: rehab for eating for being addicted to eating both. And

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Speaker 2: it was me in a circle with a bunch of

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Speaker 2: eaters and we had a share, which is.

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Speaker 1: Such a bad idea by the way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was put a.

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Speaker 1: Bunch of eaters in a circle a bunch of munchers. Wait,

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Speaker 1: instead of eaters, it's munchers.

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Speaker 3: So essentially what you did, Kai is you went to

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Speaker 3: a room full of Yeah there can be women and

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Speaker 3: men in there, but you got like human centipede with

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Speaker 3: them because you all had the oral fixation of giving

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Speaker 3: head and you're all sat in a circle. So all

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Speaker 3: of you take as Drew is insinuating is like to

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Speaker 3: stand up, turnover to your right, and everyone's getting.

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Speaker 2: I would say yes. However, the only change I would

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Speaker 2: boros because I said we were in a circle, so

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Speaker 2: we would eat each other.

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Speaker 1: Was the Galaxy logo?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the Galaxy logo.

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Speaker 1: And we are infinity?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, Drew, speaking of you predicting things, I was

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Speaker 2: looking at the audio that you sent me. What is it?

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Speaker 2: They're rolling down in the deep one?

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Speaker 1: What you know about roll and down in the deep? Okay?

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Speaker 2: I was looking for.

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Speaker 1: You know, a bow roll and down in the deep?

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Speaker 1: You know, but you know a bow rolling down in

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Speaker 1: the deep. And when my brain goes now we can

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Speaker 1: call it mental freeze.

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Speaker 2: And you know how it shows your friends videos on

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Speaker 2: if they've used the song. I was looking and there's

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Speaker 2: a really old video of Busy and Emma in this

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Speaker 2: video is from two thousand and one. Look up here,

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Speaker 2: what is this?

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Speaker 1: What is that? Brat? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: This was two thousand and one. Brat dropped in twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty four or twenty twenty one. Brad dropped in twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Wait hold on, let me unpin Indya. I need to

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Speaker 1: see this on the big screen.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I'm confused.

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Speaker 1: You said crazy, that's actually crazy, that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, something about that is just not making sense.

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Speaker 2: I made one mistake. I've literally made one mistake. It's

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Speaker 2: it is hard being.

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Speaker 3: A twenty one you mean twenty one?

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well maybe we cut that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, Drew, you're not going to sell me on this.

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Speaker 3: You can put it away, kai, It's okay. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 3: sometimes you literally are like an uncle with early onset amnesia,

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Speaker 3: like and ANDed. Okay, So back to your underthinking theory.

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Speaker 3: What does this entail other than your excuse for trying

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Speaker 3: to find a reason to do an opiate.

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Speaker 1: M Well, that's that's it.

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Speaker 3: So the underthinking can only be done via sedation with

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Speaker 3: an opiate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's what you think. Well, I just think,

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Speaker 1: like a majority of the population, because Trump got elected,

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Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about that?

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Speaker 2: Exactly?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 3: Like if you were in in like a comatose opiate state,

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Speaker 1: you can feel good anyways. Sorry for bringing up opiates

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Speaker 3: What why don't you just like, Okay, how about this

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Speaker 1: Well, I was thinking about flying to the Golden Triangle

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Speaker 3: Okay, I can't lie though, Drew, I love you so much.

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Speaker 3: Don't fucking play with me. I'm not going to fucking

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Speaker 3: wherever the fuck? What fuck? Where is the Golden Triangle?

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Speaker 1: It's in like Vietnam?

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Speaker 1: Con rest?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't pay for no would find you. I'll

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Speaker 1: I'm like John, Oh no, Josh would get the fuck

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, okay, fuck it.

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Speaker 3: Me and Josie could go save you. It'll be like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it actually ends up being like Trainspotting. Okay, there

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Speaker 3: Well, the good news is no one died in that movie.

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Speaker 1: So in Transpotting would see if you think about it.

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Speaker 3: I think for me, it depends on the case scenario.

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Speaker 3: It like really does depend. But I do agree with you.

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Speaker 3: In no world do I suddenly want to be meeting.

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Speaker 3: because I'm like, listen, now you're all getting forgotten because

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Speaker 1: This isn't real, guys, this is my room so cute.

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Speaker 3: It is gorgeous. Your room makes me really jealous, Like, honestly.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that part.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you posted on your close friends in my room.

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Speaker 3: What were you doing in my room? Whoo?

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Speaker 1: I was smelling your bedding because I missed you, baby,

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Speaker 1: I missed you. No, I was taking a I was

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Speaker 1: also I was putting like a zool I've been playing

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Speaker 3: I love that. I love that you have been hanging

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Speaker 1: I'm about to be hermit mode two thousand and three,

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Speaker 1: Like it's about to like like I'm about to like

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not gonna let that happen. Bro bro bro, Like,

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Speaker 3: why would you live like that? You have the blessing

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Speaker 3: of being able to do what you do. Go explore

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, but there's the reasons.

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Speaker 3: Ki fly back to La and get my boy at

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Speaker 2: He can get that in La. Why do I have

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Speaker 3: I'll be back on Friday night. Baby. We could go out,

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Speaker 3: I'll go out with you. We could go like have

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Speaker 3: I claim to love.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm craning you. I love you, Drew, I love you,

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Speaker 1: I love you.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, and I'll be back. So Friday, get sexy

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Speaker 3: for me, so you better be.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I hope you kept those fleets. I hope you kept

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Speaker 3: those fucking fleets for me.

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Speaker 1: Wait, let's go on a little tour. Let's go on

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Speaker 1: a tour real quick.

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Speaker 3: I need you to get sponsored by them.

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Speaker 2: We're going.

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Speaker 3: What did you just step on something?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I did, and I don't want to talk about it. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we are now in my bathroom bottom floor drawer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're fleeted up. We're booted up. Wait, and then I

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Speaker 1: these are glycerin, but you can't use those because it

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Speaker 1: and liseron. I talked about this at the live show

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Speaker 1: and since oh yeah, I guys, I accidentally made mustard

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Speaker 1: which has a stimulant and it's like a little baby too,

442
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,360
Speaker 1: a stimult laxive. And then I did a fleet one,

443
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: pissed that out of my ass Jesus fucking Christ, and

444
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: then I squirted up the gel and almost immediately I

445
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 1: knew something was seriously wrong. Like literally the second the

446
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:22,919
Speaker 1: tip hit my butthole, I knew something was seriously wrong.

447
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 1: And I just committed for like half of the second

448
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 1: more and squirted some of the gel up there. And

449
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: the pain that I felt is uncomparable to anything I've

450
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: felt before in my life, Like I can only imagine,

451
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 1: like you know, when like white people go to the

452
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: forest and like get stuck by fuck like bullet ants

453
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: for some fucking reason, Like that's what it was giving

454
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: inside of my buttthole. Like it was like borderland hallucinogenic.

455
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: I immediately started sweating, like drolling, like like biting my

456
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 1: hand like trying to not scream, and it was going

457
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: on for five minutes, and I was like, Oh, I'm

458
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 1: a real about to have to go to the hospital.

459
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,919
Speaker 1: Because if the gree burns inside my fucking football and colon, like,

460
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: I just ruined my fucking life. Great, and then I

461
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 1: just hopped in the shower and uh prayed it went away,

462
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: and it went away, and then I went upstairs immediately

463
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: to y and was like, I just made mustard gas

464
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: inside of my eye.

465
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 3: No, the craziest part is you had come up there

466
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 3: and you sat there for like a second in silence,

467
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 3: because I, like, I think I was watching like a cartooners.

468
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 3: I was watching something and you just came in and

469
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 3: I remember looking at you and I kept watching, and

470
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 3: then you were just like I just thought I was

471
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 3: gonna have to go to the hospital because I mean,

472
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 3: mustard dass in my ass. Oh my god, I mean.

473
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 4: That being mustard gas in my ass is hilarious. I

474
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 4: mean that's you now have like the closest experience that

475
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 4: a vagina having person can have when they have to

476
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 4: put a monostat three or seven or one day. There

477
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 4: was like a few versions of my on a stat

478
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 4: and I didn't know this because like I just bought

479
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 4: the one that said like three days on it because

480
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 4: I was like, PEERI you are danna kill this shit

481
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 4: in three days done.

482
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, I feel like I

483
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 3: have such a high pain tolerance. Like I really I'm

484
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 3: constantly covered in like dark as versus. And I'm like,

485
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 3: uh uh, because I just knocked myself into everything, like

486
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 3: I have a high pain tolerance. Whoa, that was. Yeah,

487
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,479
Speaker 3: that felt like doing ayahuasca to like find out if

488
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 3: I wanted to talk to my dad again, like or

489
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 3: something whatever white people do ayahuasca for. Like, oh my god,

490
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,719
Speaker 3: I actually thought, I remember, that's the first time I've

491
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 3: ever I don't like use Reddit and shit like that,

492
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 3: especially for like a medical thing. That was the first

493
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 3: time in my life like I had. I was really

494
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,679
Speaker 3: like because I was like this can't be good. I

495
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 3: genuinely was convinced, Like, oh my god, I thought my

496
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 3: Like I was like, there for sure is crazy scar

497
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 3: tissue and fucking vagina from that, Like it was like

498
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 3: measure burning soil rib.

499
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 1: For his player. It's like it's like, you know, like

500
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: when the dudes have hemorrhoids all up inside their colon

501
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 1: pullets and ship it's like a cave. It's like a

502
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: cavernous cave for the day, for the Vanya day, your

503
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: your vagina is a cave with some rocks and stalagtites

504
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: and stalagmites hanging down for the Vania Day, true, Vanya Day. Okay,

505
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: So we've talked about closeted Arby's eaters, like there's a

506
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: whole population of people out there that like, yeah, secretly

507
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: eat Arby's and keep it in business. We're not talking

508
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: about closeted Long John Silver's eaters. Like there's some real

509
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: fucking eaters out there that are eating Long John Silvers

510
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: and Arby's. And I know the crossover is insane. Which

511
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: one of you motherfuckers are going to Long John Silvers?

512
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: Which one of you motherfuckers are waiting in line? You

513
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: have to drive, girl, it's fish. They're hiding like this

514
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: in the drive through. Like, girl, wait Long.

515
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 3: Silvers menu, Like I need to know.

516
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: And I'll do an ad read for him.

517
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 3: Who the fuck asked who as? Okay, true, you would

518
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 3: suck all of this up. You eat Jack in the box.

519
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 4: You love Jack in the box, girl, love just love

520
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 4: Jack in the box.

521
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 3: Is no matter the time of the day. He needs some.

522
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: Jack in the box. Like, I hate this fucking troupe.

523
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: It's it's like the only thing that y'all say that

524
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: like rubs me in the wrong way for some reason,

525
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: Like y'all could, like, in a very.

526
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 3: Way take it to the chest all the other weird

527
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 3: ship you eat, but you won't just admit that you

528
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 3: love Jack in the box, Jack.

529
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: In those box, bro, I don't I eat it once

530
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: every three days?

531
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 4: Like?

532
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: That's not crazy? Okay?

533
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 3: Actually I can't lie. The Long John Silvers menu isn't

534
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 3: that crazy?

535
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: And that's fishy, fishy, and that's on and that's on

536
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: the box smelling like fish.

537
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, be honest. If it was between Long

538
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 3: John Silvers and Arby's, where are you going?

539
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to Arby's. Yeah, fish from a fast food

540
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: place sounds crazy?

541
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 3: Have you ever eaten steak nuggets from a fast food place?

542
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 2: Is crazy?

543
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: Like?

544
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 3: All right, now Arby's versus fucking Long John Silvers?

545
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

546
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you seeing Arby's or are you seeing

547
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:02,959
Speaker 1: Long John Silvers? Down? Well? Should I do some psyops?

548
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: Y'all have heard three of them? Y'all's yoga pants. Haven't

549
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: been to a yoga class, just the vape store and Target.

550
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: Fuck it, My non binary ops think they them. My

551
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: non binary ops think they slash them. LGBT stands for

552
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce telephone.

553
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 3: That one is actually incredible. That one is a guy's

554
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 3: absolutely nothing on this planet is a is a quick.

555
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: Drops the feature. So it's Lady Gaga Beyonce telephone. LGBT

556
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: stands for Lady Gaga Beyonce Telephone. No, that's perfect, Okay,

557
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: gaze be like I'm verse. Oh sorry, gay guys, be like,

558
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: I'm verse this. I'm verse that. It's the only verse

559
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: you need is a Bible verse. No.

560
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like where you're going. I like where that's right.

561
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: Me and jos I have been workshopping that one for

562
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: a couple of days. It hasn't really gotten to where

563
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: it needs to be yet.

564
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we do have to insert the picture

565
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 3: set in the group trap.

566
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: Oh with my ass, that's such a good picture.

567
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember I was zooming in with the goggles.

568
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: Only colorful my room used to be. I'm like now

569
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: like millennial.

570
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: I know they took the color room.

571
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 3: Well, they turned off the color in gay Town, so

572
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 3: that's why you're muted.

573
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: Is my room colorful? Would you say? Or is it pretty?

574
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 3: It doesn't the word colorful but it's warm and has

575
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 3: splashes of color.

576
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's also I now, Kayie, your room is

577
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: very millennial gray.

578
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so weird that you got your bedroom done

579
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 3: like that, Like why would you want that to be?

580
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 3: What your bedroom looks like?

581
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 2: You got it everything. I just got it everything. And

582
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 2: my bed frame is actually it's a white marble slab.

583
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 2: Usually people use it as like a kitchen island, but

584
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 2: daddy want to be for a bed so you sleep,

585
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 2: you sleep warms you and my and my sheets are

586
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: super white. My towels are super white, like a hospital.

587
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 2: And then what else?

588
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: Is there any beije in there?

589
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 2: M there's a little bit of beige? Yeah. The artwork

590
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: that I put up, no, never mind. The artwork that

591
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 2: I have up is Neon Neon sign and it says

592
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 2: cela ve. And then there's.

593
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: Another Martini glass. It's a Martini glass.

594
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,719
Speaker 2: It's a Martini glass.

595
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 3: No, and the olives fall under Is there any eyes

596
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 3: in that? Say Levey?

597
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:06,719
Speaker 2: Yeah?

598
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, yeah, the olives or the Martini glasses tipped

599
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 3: over the word and all of is that?

600
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 2: I yes?

601
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: And yeah, I want that shirt bro.

602
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 3: To give me for it.

603
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,959
Speaker 1: Girl, You know exactly what I'm gonna give you for

604
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: Are you gonna give me that? The cookie will be

605
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: off quarantine by the time you get back. I must

606
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: have guessed.

607
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,719
Speaker 3: The scars have healed.

608
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I literally was on Supreme for the first

609
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: time ever to buy that shirt in a very long time,

610
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: and it sold out like very quickly. But I i

611
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: and then I was like, oh am, I just gonna

612
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: buy it resell and it's like reselling for like three

613
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: hundred dollars and I was like, actually, well, I'm one.

614
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,959
Speaker 3: Of those resellers because I did stand in line overnight

615
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 3: and I bought all of the mediums there were, so

616
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 3: I've been just like kind of living off of those

617
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 3: and reselling those.

618
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 1: It's actually genius. I got told my outfit is a

619
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: Challengers Vibes yesterday because I did wear this exactly, I think,

620
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: exactly this jacket last when was that? I got this

621
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: jacket on Sunday and I've worn it every no Saturday

622
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: and I've worn it every single Hoday Saturday since.

623
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 3: Que cue. Hey Kai, does this make you happy? Like

624
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 3: seeing him?

625
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 2: Oh shit, the print is crazy? What the fuck? I

626
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 2: wasn't expecting that.

627
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 3: That was your comment.

628
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 2: He didn't hear me say giving. He didn't hear me

629
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 2: say that. Just let's just pip off.

630
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:57,919
Speaker 1: What he said.

631
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 3: WHOA your print? I wasn't expecting.

632
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 1: That was it giving gray sweatpants challenge?

633
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 2: It was giving what d or s D s print

634
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 2: s two s print ser Yeah?

635
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: Okay, good, good, good, good good. There is this video

636
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 1: that I've been debating posting on TikTok for two and

637
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: a half weeks now of me doing the Addison ray like.

638
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 3: Did zoom but that out? Like you sounded so not

639
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 3: like a sound human should be making or hearing that

640
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 3: zoom fully doesn't blocked out.

641
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: But the reason I haven't posted it yet is because

642
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 1: you can very clearly see the outline of my dick

643
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: and balls like you can see each way. So I

644
00:35:50,680 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: was like, oh, maybe not, but maybe I do. Maybe

645
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: I do, Maybe I do, Maybe I do, Maybe I don't.

646
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 3: I think. Is it the one with me and Josiah

647
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 3: dancing with you?

648
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

649
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 3: Oh just put an emoji put the egg plant emoji over?

650
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it would be good material, Yeah yeah, yeah

651
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: for what LPSG.

652
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 3: What what is that?

653
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 1: Oh?

654
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 2: It's basically this bodybuilding forum that got taken over by

655
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 2: gay guys and They post photos of people's feet and

656
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 2: ask for like, oh, does this start have nudes?

657
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: Did you have sex with him?

658
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah.

659
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: Some people are out there like dishing out tea and

660
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: yeah I did something good for the house.

661
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 3: What'd you do?

662
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 2: Well?

663
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: You do? It's gonna be.

664
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 3: What you do with your time.

665
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: A second good thing coming. It's just a bounce house. Yep,

666
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: I'm the bounce house bound. I know exactly what I'll

667
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: get Kai giggling and laughing every time. I know how

668
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: to get him giggling. That's my giggle boots right there.

669
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 3: Kay is giving academic trade right now.

670
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah. I we did the Netflix is a

671
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: Joke live show, yes La, and it was fucking awesome.

672
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: It was so much fun. Insert clip of Kai's entrance.

673
00:37:42,760 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 1: KaiA popped out and Kai did his big one and then.

674
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 3: What an extra large one? He did an extra large one?

675
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 2: And I really want to talk about made me recite

676
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 2: this joke that was just for me and him in

677
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 2: front of his parents, and it's one of the most

678
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 2: humiliating things that's ever happened to me. Yeah, I guess

679
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 2: I'll tell it on the podcast.

680
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: Fine, I mean like, yeah, you have to, Yeah, you

681
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 1: have you have to, but can I give the background

682
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: and then you tell the joke? Is okay? So Kai

683
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 1: for the last three four weeks has been going around

684
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: La talking to people I know and people that have

685
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: no idea who I am, people who know who I

686
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: am but I've never met. So just every genre of

687
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 1: person you can think of in his opening line, like

688
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 1: they wouldn't even they're not even talking about me at

689
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:02,399
Speaker 1: this point. His opening line every single time is this,

690
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: And if you want to add Kai, go ahead.

691
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 2: I'll just be like, oh wait, did I tell you

692
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 2: that Drew was bouncing on my dick the other day

693
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 2: and then he stood straight up and it looked like

694
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 2: somebody portal horshata on my stomach. And then I'll be like.

695
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, every time you said it.

696
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,280
Speaker 3: By the way, I have like the most disgusting visual

697
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 3: I've ever thought of in my whole life, Like it

698
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,720
Speaker 3: is so disgusting, it's really gross.

699
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's like cinnamon and shit in there, so.

700
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 3: Hi, shut the fuck up. Sorry, sorry, And there's turns

701
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 3: there's a huge cinnamon stick that also falls out at

702
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 3: your's ass.

703
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: We lose ho, But yeah, Kai has been going to

704
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: like random fucking people and saying this to random people. Yeah,

705
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: not like people you know, is what I mean.

706
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 3: But if it's someone Kai, if it's someone only you

707
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,959
Speaker 3: know and Drew doesn't know, to be fair to Drew,

708
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 3: that is a random person.

709
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: But it is one the most flattering things Kai's ever

710
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: done for me. I'm not even kidding. Like the fact

711
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: that I like come up in conversation casually like that

712
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: with you is really special to me.

713
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 2: So oh, I always bring you guys up. I'm very

714
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 2: proud of you.

715
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: Guys me too, Thank you, Thank you.

716
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 3: I actually am proud of you.

717
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 2: Ohod about what go on?

718
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 3: I think you have finally taken a hold of your

719
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 3: life in a way you've maybe always wanted to.

720
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you now, Drew goes.

721
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 3: You've y'all are so greedy pigs, both of you.

722
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 2: It's okay. You don't have to. You don't have to

723
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,280
Speaker 2: if you don't want to, but it would be nice.

724
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: You've kind of unlocked your dreams, like Yo was saying, like,

725
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: you've always wanted to work in comedy, and look at

726
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,919
Speaker 1: you now, baby, You're directing big things on a work

727
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 1: chirp right now and doing big things. And I think

728
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 1: it's like all coming together for you very quickly, and

729
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: it's really.

730
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 2: Exciting and it's because of you, guys. It's whole thanks

731
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 2: to you guys.

732
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 1: So no, you're you, You've been a star baby.

733
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 3: Yes, we are a part of it, because I'd like

734
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 3: to think of myself as like a Yoda in a way,

735
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 3: not maybe Yoda. I'm like o Ge Yoda. I don't

736
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 3: play that.

737
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: Baby ship and you can tell Yeah, I know.

738
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 6: Virus Wait, hint of virus girl, I've had that for

739
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 6: years now. I've been watching Japanese animated porn for so long.

740
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 6: Y'all are just coming around to the hint of virus ship.

741
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 6: Is it getting better or no?

742
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

743
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 3: I like I like that delivery way more than the

744
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 3: the questioning of it all.

745
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 1: I tried that in the live show for the first

746
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: time and it was one of the worst experiences of

747
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: my life. I said something during that show that silenced

748
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: the room in a way that like I've never done before,

749
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: and I thought I was being silly and it was

750
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: it did not Oh.

751
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 2: I remember what it was. I think it wasn't the

752
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 2: Charlie XCX thing.

753
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't Charlie shit. But to clarify that, I

754
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: wasn't saying Charlie's new ship doesn't work. I actually love

755
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: her new shit. I was just saying, girl Sleepy.

756
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 2: Just said Charlie needs to take a nap. It sounded

757
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 2: really shady, but that's everyone thought I was being shady. Yeah,

758
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 2: you were saying it was like a concerned gig guy.

759
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like you can sleep. Maybe it's okay.

760
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 3: I feel like everyone's getting a bit concerned for the

761
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,280
Speaker 3: pop rolls too, because it really is, like I mean, damn,

762
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 3: once you want you get the hamster reel for real,

763
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 3: going like it almost feels like a threat to step off,

764
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 3: because like the second you step off, there like borrying

765
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 3: we wanted something yesterday.

766
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: You missed the you missed the boat, you missed the train.

767
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 3: Let me that's why we should all just be complete

768
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 3: with the self.

769
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 2: You know, yes, I've been saying this.

770
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 3: Feel content with the self. Go on, Like, why do

771
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 3: you need to be useful? Slash? What do you actually

772
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 3: deem as useful? A lot of people's ideas of usefulness. Okay,

773
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 3: you think like getting the like top paying job is

774
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 3: going to make you useful. You can like be the

775
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 3: top tier of your class of like any career or anything,

776
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 3: you can still be Yeah, and you can still be useless.

777
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 7: No, I get it, No, but you know what I mean, Like,

778
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 7: I know what you mean.

779
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 3: A lot of people think being useful is like, I

780
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 3: don't know, like making something somebody cares about. And it's like, baby,

781
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 3: I actually have the worst news ever that is not

782
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 3: that useful. So you might find that even if you

783
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,439
Speaker 3: get all the accolades you're shooting for, you're gonna still

784
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 3: feel useless unless you're able to be content with the cell.

785
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,760
Speaker 3: You should be happy with yourself even when you're fucking

786
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 3: butt fuck depressed. And that's like a really hard feet

787
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 3: that I don't I don't think i'll ever necessarily get.

788
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: Would you say about feet?

789
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:51,800
Speaker 3: It's very large, Harry Husky feet ah ew Okay. Should

790
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 3: we do media?

791
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 2: Mmm?

792
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to.

793
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 3: I watched Desperately Seeking Susan today and it was really good.

794
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 3: It's by the same director who did She Devil in

795
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 3: Smithereens really funny, really random, really kooky hashtag women in

796
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,280
Speaker 3: film clocking.

797
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: I need more of that.

798
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 3: Like do we though? Should girls shut up?

799
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: Kai take this stand? No?

800
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 2: Absolutely not, absolutely not. And here's the thing. I can't

801
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 2: even fucking joke about that. Like I literally can't even

802
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 2: rip with you right now, Drew, Are you okay?

803
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 8: It's just like really scary for me to like look

804
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 8: what you did to Drew that, Like the thought of

805
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 8: like a woman like not having a platform is like

806
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 8: actually really concerning to me.

807
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: And it's even like the thought that could.

808
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 2: I literally feel nauseous. My body's rejecting the concept of that. Drew.

809
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 2: I'm gonna FaceTime you after and make sure you're okay, okay.

810
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: Thank you, yeah, okay, thank you.

811
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 3: Guy's gonna talk you to sleep at like what eleven am.

812
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna lull me back to bed.

813
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 3: Just take a nap, baby, Just take a nab.

814
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 1: Well.

815
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 3: I watched that movie and trying to think what else,

816
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I rewatched The Inception because that was

817
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 3: a movie that I literally only remember being able to

818
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:29,720
Speaker 3: get to, like the first dream on And I still,

819
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 3: I genuinely I paused that movie. I took my time

820
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 3: watching it. I still don't know what the fuck that

821
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 3: movie is on about, Like I genuinely like and I

822
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,240
Speaker 3: think I have yeah right, it's like there is supposed

823
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 3: to be no real Like Also, i'd argue that Inception

824
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 3: falls under category of a boy movie.

825
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's like the first boy movie. You're spot on. Yeah.

826
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: I watched it once with my babysitter when it first

827
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: came out, when I was like fucking three years old

828
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 1: or some shit, because I was born in twenty eleven.

829
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: And wait, when did it come out?

830
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 3: I was I think it came out in like twenty eleven.

831
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I was, what the fuck? That's crazy?

832
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: Time fucking flies like well live and when I was

833
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: like zero watching that movie, I kind of understood everything.

834
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 2: So.

835
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: Right, But that's just the overacker in me. Callback, callback, weeping.

836
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: I just run simulation in my head. H So you

837
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: watched Inception and what was the first one?

838
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 3: Desperately Seeking? Susan Madonna? Isn't it? Perio?

839
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:55,439
Speaker 1: Oh?

840
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 3: Nineteen eighty five Madonna? It's actually really fun. It's a

841
00:47:59,239 --> 00:47:59,760
Speaker 3: good watch.

842
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,439
Speaker 1: If anybody wants to get me a Holy Grail gift,

843
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: I'll send you a link. It's like, it's like the

844
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: it's the only thing that I want that I cannot

845
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 1: buy for myself.

846
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about? Like your birthday

847
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 3: isn't coming up, A holiday for gifts isn't coming up.

848
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 3: Why are you just like begging? You're digitally begging. At

849
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 3: the end of our podcast.

850
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: Episode, I'm talking to y'all, baby, I'm not talking to them.

851
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 3: You're dot You're still digitally begging on my computer.

852
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: Give me to me?

853
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 3: Okay, can you actually send me the link I want

854
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 3: to I want to know.

855
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: Is it something I know you've definitely seen it. Let

856
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: me see if I have like a million listings saved

857
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: on eBay, but I'm sure they've sold. Also, the Victor

858
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: Wimbin Yama card my PSA ten A it's worth people

859
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: are selling it for like five thousand after the game

860
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: last night? Wait, how do you go to the dime out.

861
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 3: To flip that shit? The fuck? Like?

862
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: What should I go on? Should I go on my

863
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: basketball rant? Real quick?

864
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 3: Honestly go for it because I haven't heard you talk

865
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 3: about basketball and long enough that I'm genuinely interested.

866
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: Okay, So we know this about myself. I'm a Mavericks fan,

867
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: but I fucking hate the Mavericks right now. So over

868
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,919
Speaker 1: the last three years, I've been transitioning to a Spurs fan.

869
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: Me and Kai set courtside for Victor Wibin Yama's rookie

870
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: year because he's just special and I needed to be there,

871
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 1: and Kai made it happen because that's my fucking man,

872
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: that's my truth, that's my siss, Like that's everything. I

873
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: did that for me and I really appreciated it. Still

874
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: one of the most special experiences of my entire life.

875
00:49:51,960 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: But the game yesterday was probably the greatest game of

876
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: basketball I've ever watched on my television screen. Victor webbin

877
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: Yama is the truth. So just to like paint a picture,

878
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: OKAC is a superpower team. They're like one of the

879
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: greatest teams ever assembled. I'd even argue, like better than

880
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: Warriors during their dynasty with Kevin Durant. Like they're really

881
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,399
Speaker 1: special right now, and if they really played their cards right,

882
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: they could win the next five championships. And then Spurs

883
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: are a young, budding, very athletic team with arguably, in

884
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 1: my opinion, the greatest player in the world Victor webin Yama,

885
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: and they're playing in the Western Conference finals right now.

886
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: So it's like this young, like borderline underdog team the

887
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: Spurs versus OKC. This like they're still very young, but

888
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 1: they're studs. They've proved that they can win the champion

889
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 1: they championship, they prove that they can do it. So basically,

890
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: the Western Conference Finals right now stuts and yaway, you

891
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: did wait, that was sick. That was sick. I couldn't

892
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: even like laugh because I was so impressed, Like I

893
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: love that you did that, Like that was really smart,

894
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: Like mine and Kais is like gay shit. Yours was

895
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: lesbian shit. I live. That was fears. But anyways, the

896
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 1: Western Conference Finals right now is basically the real finals.

897
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: So whoever wins this playoff series basically wins the finals

898
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: because like it's between the Cavaliers and the Knicks, and

899
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: wimbin Yama will curb stomp both of them. But I

900
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: do have my worries about the Knicks because I think

901
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: everyone is really sleeping on them. But they're playing some

902
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 1: of the best basketball I've ever seen in a playoff

903
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: series and it's really special. And whoever wins okay See

904
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: or Spurs has to be very careful to not get

905
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: comfortable because there's still a really fucking good team and

906
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: I think the are gonna win this series. But we'll

907
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:06,240
Speaker 1: find out tonight if they win or not. Okay See Spurs,

908
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,280
Speaker 1: really special game winm.

909
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,919
Speaker 3: beIN yam Oh my god, should I bet on a game?

910
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 3: I think? I think sports betting is legal in the UK.

911
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yes, bet tonight or bet the next Spurs. Okay,

912
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 1: see game that the Spurs are gonna win. Take over

913
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 1: on Wimbin Yama. He's gonna score more than twenty five

914
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 1: point five points. But what we just witnessed from Womben

915
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 1: Yama was like a mentality we've never seen before. Like this,

916
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: This dude wants to win so fucking bad. He wants

917
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: to put the ball in the hoop so fucking bad,

918
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: and he will not stop till he does it. This

919
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: motherfucker in like the heat of the moment, thirty seconds

920
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: left down three pulled from forty feet. He's seven foot five.

921
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 1: He should not be doing that. It was his first

922
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: made three of the game. He is clutch unlike anything

923
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: we've ever seen before, and he really is the goat

924
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: and they're riding that fucking high into the next game.

925
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: And I don't know, I just think it was really

926
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: fucking special to witness and all you bitches that didn't watch,

927
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: ha ha, Sorry I did, And bitch, I was like

928
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: jumping on the couch with Mason and Josh, like I

929
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 1: was literally me and Mason or me and Josh were

930
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: like hooting and hollering, and Mason was going for okay

931
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: see because he like shay Gil just Alexander. We'll talk

932
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: about that at another point, which like, yes, he is

933
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 1: really good double MVP da da dah. He probably deserved it,

934
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: but like, don't do that to me. I was rooting

935
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,399
Speaker 1: for Oka See last year, but this year, like they're

936
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: too good. It's like not fun to root for girls Spurs.

937
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's my little basketball tangent. Watch the Spurs

938
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 1: Okac matchup. It is the birth of a rivalry in

939
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 1: the league. Chet Holme Grin is getting absolutely curb stomped

940
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: by women Yama and it's the first like time I've

941
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: ever seen a one sided beef ever in life, just

942
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: not basketball, where the guy who is objectively better is

943
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: the one talking all the shit life, Like Wimben Yama

944
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: is so funny, bitch. He went to fucking China and

945
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 1: hung out with monks and like he does not play

946
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: about this basketball shit. He's really fucking cool. Get into it, y'all.

947
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: Get into it, y'all.

948
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 3: I'm gonna buy a fake one of those off Tamu

949
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 3: and replace.

950
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: It I would be so sad.

951
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 3: Also, I'm still obsessed with Haley Williams album. That's the

952
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,879
Speaker 3: rest of the the new one, yeah, or the one

953
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 3: from last year.

954
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 2: And then my media is this guy Aaron Westbury. You

955
00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 2: watch him, I drew he's doing stand up. Yeah, it's

956
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 2: just posting these videos that are really funny, Like he

957
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 2: goes up and does stand up and one of them

958
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 2: he just tells the same joke like go over and

959
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 2: over again for like ten minutes. That's really funny.

960
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 1: It's like performance are bro the right context. It's literally

961
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: high r.

962
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 2: I haven't even watched this, but I know it's good.

963
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 2: It just says not going up when it's my turn.

964
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 2: I think his video is really funny.

965
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 1: Even even just like beyond his stand up, which is

966
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 1: really funny, his fucking videos of him being like like

967
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: getting off my seven hour shift and he's like sobbing

968
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: because he just got off his like eight hour shift

969
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,840
Speaker 1: or whatever, and he's sad because he wants to work.

970
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,840
Speaker 1: Like all of his all of his just like videos

971
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: on Instagram are hilarious, right right right. My media obviously

972
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 1: is Spurs okayc matchup too in the fucking or Get

973
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:06,720
Speaker 1: Lost Cowboys and Angels George Michael all, I need air

974
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: and don't be afraid knowledge.

975
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't be afraid is crazy. Zoom is

976
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:25,840
Speaker 3: cutting it out. So you're kind of just like you.

977
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 2: You like.

978
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,799
Speaker 3: The way you.

979
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 1: Showed me that, right?

980
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

981
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:40,359
Speaker 1: Mm hmm yeah. Mason posted it on Instagram a couple

982
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:44,359
Speaker 1: of days ago and reignited my love for it.

983
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 3: Well, nice talking to you fucking losers by Oh I'm kidding.

984
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 3: I'm kidding.

985
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: I do miss y'all, I miss you want to nab

986
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: a yeah to me?

987
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I'm hunting the people who have hantavirus because

988
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 3: I want it.

989
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: You're hunting them?

990
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're hunting them right now?

991
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 1: Wait, what is it? There's like this genre of kink,

992
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,400
Speaker 1: like I mean fetish. I don't even know if it's kink,

993
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: but they like go after people with STDs trying to

994
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 1: get infected with them.

995
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you literally mean with hons the virus.

996
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: I actually need the text to eat in that because actually,

997
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: let me not air his shit out, but there's something

998
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: special that he's doing in New York that he needs

999
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: that knowledge in the list.

1000
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 3: Oh thanks for the Epstein list, period