Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central, Wow, listening about It's the soul?
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Speaker 1: On Sara Silverman um Since this is my first night hosting, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous, So I did that thing where
Speaker 1: you picture the audience naked, which is perfect because now
Speaker 1: I'm nervous and horny. Now some of you might not
Speaker 1: know who I am, so let me introduce myself in
Speaker 1: the most daily showy way possible, using a right wing
Speaker 1: talking head pundit montage rolling. Sarah Silverman is a complete
Speaker 1: buffone and aggressively unfunny. He's a comedian. I'll find there's
Speaker 1: anything funny actually about her, A vulgar comic who was
Speaker 1: mostly famous for saying dirty words and a little girl boys.
Speaker 1: She's a clown in her daily life, an absolute fool.
Speaker 1: She is a jazzebel, diabolically dumb. She is a witch.
Speaker 1: She's not funny. She is a god hating board boy
Speaker 1: and like you hit here with a car, These writing
Speaker 1: people really hate me. I mean, what am I gender
Speaker 1: neutral bathroom over here? What am I Starbucks cup that
Speaker 1: just says happy holidays over here? What am I a
Speaker 1: grown woman? With an opinion. Oh yeah, that's probably all right.
Speaker 1: There's a lot to talk about, so let's get right
Speaker 1: into it with headlines. Let's kick things off with the
Speaker 1: big Rihanna concert last night. She is so cool. She
Speaker 1: did it right in the middle of a football game.
Speaker 1: She didn't care, and she dropped some pretty exciting news overnight.
Speaker 1: Rihanna making a surprise announcement the superstar revealing she's pregnant
Speaker 1: with her second child in front of a packed stadium
Speaker 1: during the Apple Music Super Bowl halftime show. Her rep
Speaker 1: confirming her growing family to ABC News after she wowed
Speaker 1: fans from a floating platform in the sky. That's right,
Speaker 1: Rihanna revealed she was pregnant by bringing along all the
Speaker 1: sperm that didn't make it, I mean, and of course,
Speaker 1: of course the one that did m was it was
Speaker 1: inside her. Seriously, did you see that? Pregnant? Women? Did
Speaker 1: you see it? Rihanna just did a Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 1: Will pregnant? And you want my seat on the subway?
Speaker 1: Not anymore too, No way, the bar has been rais
Speaker 1: But you know, I mean, thank you. But you know what, guys,
Speaker 1: Rihanna isn't the only one who has a surprise announcement.
Speaker 1: I just want everyone here to know that I have diarrhea.
Speaker 1: Some people were surprised that Rihanna didn't bring out Kanye
Speaker 1: West during all of the lights, but when you think
Speaker 1: about it, it makes sense because there wasn't enough space
Speaker 1: for her dancers to form a swastika. I can say
Speaker 1: that because I'm a Nazi. It was it was really cool,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was really cool that Rihanna did
Speaker 1: the show way up on those platforms. But it was
Speaker 1: a little bit risky because if you've been following the
Speaker 1: news at all, this is not the time to be
Speaker 1: in the sky. This weekend, the U S shot down
Speaker 1: three flying objects over North American airspace, bringing the total
Speaker 1: to four and just over week. Questions mounting after more
Speaker 1: unidentified objects discovered over US and Canadian airspace. A third
Speaker 1: mystery object in just three days shot down by a
Speaker 1: US fighter jet over Lake Huron Sunday afternoon. Three incidents
Speaker 1: in less than a week after that Chinese spy balloon
Speaker 1: was shot down off the Carolina coast, but a senior
Speaker 1: US official saying these three are different from that spine balloon.
Speaker 1: The commander of NORAD said the last three objects were
Speaker 1: similar in size and shape, and he declined to categorize
Speaker 1: them as balloons, saying they were unable to determine how
Speaker 1: they stay aloft. Now, when asked about the possibility of
Speaker 1: alien activity, he would not rule anything out. You're not
Speaker 1: rolling out aliens. I love how we're not ruling anything out,
Speaker 1: but we're shooting everything down. Is it a kite as
Speaker 1: it aliens? Is that the old man from up who cares?
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out when we sift through the wreckage. Now.
Speaker 1: The official explanation is that after the Chinese balloon last week,
Speaker 1: the government adjusted the radars to make them more sensitive,
Speaker 1: and once they did that, they realized there's all kinds
Speaker 1: of ship flying up all the time everywhere. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know when you start paying attention to what ingredients
Speaker 1: are in your food and realize, like everything has guar
Speaker 1: gum in it, and what's war gum gum? We don't
Speaker 1: know what it is, but we're eating it. Baby. Audience
Speaker 1: loves returned to Camela too, and you might be asking,
Speaker 1: where is space force in all of this? Isn't dealing
Speaker 1: with UFOs like their say, But apparently it's actually more complicate,
Speaker 1: hated than that. Because some of this stuff they're finding
Speaker 1: is too low in the atmosphere for space forces jurisdiction.
Speaker 1: They're in this like um, this weird in between zone
Speaker 1: between the sky and space. It's like it's like the
Speaker 1: Earth's taint. Really, what we need is a taint force
Speaker 1: protect this this in between area. This this no man's land.
Speaker 1: It's a very sensitive zone. It can get a little
Speaker 1: hairy at times. Working there can stink, sure, but taint
Speaker 1: force will be there when the ship goes down. Moving
Speaker 1: on to a crazy story, the makers of M and
Speaker 1: M's were find fourteen thousand dollars after two workers fell
Speaker 1: into a vat of chocolate. So everyone be on the
Speaker 1: lookout for the newest Eminem's flavor, human flesh. And the
Speaker 1: good news is when those guys fell in, they found
Speaker 1: the bones of Augustus. Get some nice closure for the
Speaker 1: Glupe family. The truth is that a lot of jobs
Speaker 1: are dangerous, and that's why one new idea going around
Speaker 1: in some states is particularly odd. Some state legislatures, looking
Speaker 1: to fill a need in the labor market, are considering
Speaker 1: child workers as a solution. Lawmakers in Iowa and Minnesota
Speaker 1: introduced bills last month to loosen labor regulations around age
Speaker 1: and workplace safety. Minnesota's bill would allow sixteen and seventeen
Speaker 1: year olds to work construction jobs, and the Iowa measure
Speaker 1: aims to allow fourteen and fifteen year olds to work
Speaker 1: certain positions in the mining, meatpacking, and logging industries. The
Speaker 1: Iowa proposal would also shield businesses from civil liability if
Speaker 1: the youth worker gets sick, injured, or killed on the job.
Speaker 1: We're doing great, everybody. They're gonna let fourteen year olds
Speaker 1: work in mining, logging, and meat packing. Those are like
Speaker 1: the three most dangerous jobs. What they didn't have any
Speaker 1: openings in the Ukrainian army. You know they'll be able
Speaker 1: to fill these positions. To all it would take for
Speaker 1: teenagers to work in a mine is like a viral
Speaker 1: TikTok called the black Lung challenge. And these lawmakers, they
Speaker 1: know it's dangerous because they're shielding the companies if the
Speaker 1: kids get killed on the job. On the right side,
Speaker 1: they will have Oompa loompa's come out every time kid dies.
Speaker 1: Little little Wonka heavy today. And I'm sure this will
Speaker 1: surprise you, but the lawmakers sponsoring these bills call themselves
Speaker 1: pro life of course they are. If women aren't forced
Speaker 1: to have babies, who gonna pack this goddamn meat. For
Speaker 1: more on this story, we turned to Roy Wood Jr. Roy,
Speaker 1: how can these people possibly allow this? It's outrageous, Sarah.
Speaker 1: Child labor has almost no place in this country. Almost
Speaker 1: You gotta have some child labor, got some child You're
Speaker 1: not expensive, it is to raise a kid. You gotta
Speaker 1: buy clothes, You gotta feed him two or three times
Speaker 1: a day. You gotta go to the doctor, make sure
Speaker 1: all their balls ain't jacked up. Ben, you gotta take
Speaker 1: them to the dentist. You get to teach your teeth
Speaker 1: ain't nothing but mouthbones. Why could doctors gotta pay for childcare?
Speaker 1: Assuming you can find childcare. Because your last babysitter be
Speaker 1: scared of cold, she moved back to Canada. Now you
Speaker 1: gotta pay for after schoolcare, then after schoolcare, then the
Speaker 1: summer camp. Because the school years only nine months of
Speaker 1: the year, but the one years all year. Where does
Speaker 1: it stop? These kids have got to pay their own weight. Sure,
Speaker 1: but like small things like working at McDonald's or babysitting
Speaker 1: or mowing lawns, what's the difference between mowing the lawn
Speaker 1: and chainsaw in a red wood. It's all y'all. Bo
Speaker 1: a tree ain't number tall grass. That's all right. These
Speaker 1: are the world's most dangerous jobs. You really want children
Speaker 1: doing them? Latter wasn't want to grow up faster. We're
Speaker 1: just letting them. Why can't I have a driver's license? Said? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you never driver's license for a funklift drive. Get the
Speaker 1: palette the pallette round. Okay, call me naive, but Shilton
Speaker 1: isn't a time for work. It's a time for children
Speaker 1: to learn and grow and and explore the world in
Speaker 1: their wonderment. And yeah, I agree with that until he's
Speaker 1: a teenager. Teenagers are not exploring the world in wonderment.
Speaker 1: They throwing eggs at my house. He's punks need to
Speaker 1: be put to work. They got too much time on
Speaker 1: their hands. You're ruining them my paint, Kevin, I'll whoop
Speaker 1: your ass. Punks like Kevin. Put them, put them on
Speaker 1: the factory line. Let him de bone a hundred chickens
Speaker 1: an hour, you bitch. Let's see my fingers hurt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's hard work. Roy. Just because you're mad at your
Speaker 1: neighbor's kid doesn't mean they deserve dangerous work conditions. They
Speaker 1: could lose fingers, Sarah, how many fingers you really need?
Speaker 1: How thin these the stars right here? You think you
Speaker 1: need these things? You need this one in case you're
Speaker 1: getting married. But you know what was the last time
Speaker 1: you use your peaky? The peaky just freeloading on all
Speaker 1: the rest of the thing is it's the apple baby
Speaker 1: at her hand. These kids is young enough. These things
Speaker 1: will grow back. They got time. I'm I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: there is no place in our society for child labor.
Speaker 1: It is a scourge of humanity that we have luckily
Speaker 1: moved past, and it brings nothing positive to the world.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. You got an I phone,
Speaker 1: Um I do. Who do you think makes it? I
Speaker 1: mean Apple, Sarah, Chinese kids. So hand over your I
Speaker 1: phone unless you want to be a hypocrite. I'm going
Speaker 1: to choose hypocrite. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. Now,
Speaker 1: if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go sign up my
Speaker 1: neighbor's kid for the coal mines. Just a pretty very
Speaker 1: good pact even I'm coming making. Okay, I guess the
Speaker 1: most important moment can we go? You know this past
Speaker 1: weekend was the International Day of Women and Girls in Science.
Speaker 1: If you haven't heard about it, it's because you're sexist.
Speaker 1: It's an important day to honor the women who have
Speaker 1: made contributions to humanity's understanding of science, which is why
Speaker 1: I wanted to take this moment to honor one woman
Speaker 1: whose life hasn't received the recognition it deserves. When you
Speaker 1: ask people about the greatest female scientists of the twentieth century,
Speaker 1: they'll give you the same names, Very Curry, Jane Goodall,
Speaker 1: Octavia Spencer, but they always leave out the most important person.
Speaker 1: Dr Raquel Incidia, the world's first female mad scientist in
Speaker 1: the field of evil. Doctor Insidia was a relentless pioneer.
Speaker 1: She put Genghis Khan's brain into a chimp. She made
Speaker 1: Kentucky disappear, all of it for three years. No Kentucky.
Speaker 1: She put a man on the moon as punishment. His
Speaker 1: body is still open. Unfortunately, in the nineteen fifties, the
Speaker 1: mad sciences were dominated by men, so doctor Insidia faced
Speaker 1: a lot of sexism. One time, she shrunk the Prime
Speaker 1: Minister of Latvia and trapped him in a jar. They
Speaker 1: gave her a two million dollar ransom. The next week,
Speaker 1: a male mad scientist kidnaps the same prime minister. They
Speaker 1: give him four million dollars and a guest spawn. It's old,
Speaker 1: same prime minister, same jar. You tell me how that's
Speaker 1: not sexism. She was always at a disadvantage. It's hard
Speaker 1: to build a laboratory in a volcano when you're not
Speaker 1: allowed to open your own credit card. The bank was
Speaker 1: always saying, where's mr. Doctor Insidia. My debut as a
Speaker 1: matte scientist was when I terrorized Boston with a radioactive megaphone.
Speaker 1: What I didn't tell anyone was that the megaphone was
Speaker 1: doctor Insidia's idea. I told her it was a stupid idea,
Speaker 1: and then I stole it. I feel bad about the
Speaker 1: whole thing, but it launched my career, even hand me
Speaker 1: on that sell of her. Doctor Insidia assembled body parts
Speaker 1: into an unholy monster. The first thing it did when
Speaker 1: it came to life was asked her to get it
Speaker 1: a cup of coffee. Of course, everything got worse after
Speaker 1: just she had her baby well clothed her baby, Doctor
Speaker 1: Insidia was asked to leave the Evil Alliance headquarters because
Speaker 1: they were uncomfortable with her breastfeeding. Look in our defense
Speaker 1: breast grading is gross. If Doctor Insidia had lived long enough,
Speaker 1: I think she would have become a household name. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: she died young. Some people think her heart gave out
Speaker 1: from all the sexism. Others think it was from the
Speaker 1: heart stopping race she accidentally fired of herself. Me. I
Speaker 1: think it was a little bit of both. She was
Speaker 1: truly a revolutionary, but schools refused to teach about her work.
Speaker 1: Why not? Why not? I suppose because of all of
Speaker 1: her crimes. But it's all right. Her legacy lives on.
Speaker 1: She's the one who taught me about girl power. Literally,
Speaker 1: you can power steam engine with girls. Ye see Doctor
Speaker 1: in City. All right, stay tuned because when we come back,
Speaker 1: the hilarious Liz Win said, we'll be joining me on
Speaker 1: the show Daily Show. My guest tonight is the co
Speaker 1: creator of The Daily Show and the founder of Abortion
Speaker 1: Access Front, which uses humor to destigmatize abortion and expose
Speaker 1: those fighting against reproductive rights. Please welcome, liz Win said, Wow,
Speaker 1: you guys spruced up the place since last time out here.
Speaker 1: I did doing pretty good. I mean it's come along.
Speaker 1: I mean I would say so if you watch some
Speaker 1: of the old episodes, you could see light switches, and
Speaker 1: you really created this whole idea of already need you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, did you know how groundbreaking that would be
Speaker 1: at the time, Well, I knew that the media was
Speaker 1: consistently disappointing, so it seemed like low hanging fruit, especially
Speaker 1: when the show caught on and instead of the media
Speaker 1: being like, you know, maybe we should really be really
Speaker 1: investigating stories, they were like funny graphics. That's what the
Speaker 1: public they stole the wrong the paint. So you founded
Speaker 1: abortion access fright dide do you see this as a
Speaker 1: kind of a natural evolution from the Daily Show for you, Well,
Speaker 1: because they explain what it is, but they deal with
Speaker 1: abortion with humor. Yeah, I mean the truth is, whether
Speaker 1: it was this show, whether it was air, American radio,
Speaker 1: wherever I went, it's like knowing that you can expose
Speaker 1: hypocrisy with humor and knowing that done well, you can
Speaker 1: make change. It kind of was at natural illution because
Speaker 1: no one was talking about abortion. People siloed it. They
Speaker 1: weren't talking about it, and so the reason I created
Speaker 1: it was because I wanted to speak truth to power. Also,
Speaker 1: if everybody felt freaked out when Rob Wade fell, like
Speaker 1: what do I did all you feel like what do
Speaker 1: I do? I wanted to give people an answer to
Speaker 1: that question. So with Abortion Access we decided what we
Speaker 1: want to do is create programs that folks can jump into.
Speaker 1: Will meet where you are if you have ten minutes
Speaker 1: an hour to give. We have fun things in the streets.
Speaker 1: We can help you legislatively you don't. We have this
Speaker 1: great program called Operations Save Abortion. It's pretty simple. It's
Speaker 1: a five part series. Get together your friends, do it
Speaker 1: and learn how you can actually do more than just
Speaker 1: march because that just feels like you're an anger fluffer
Speaker 1: at that point, right, where's the really anger fluffer? So
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like people really want to get
Speaker 1: involved in so with us, it's like, I mean, we
Speaker 1: just watched the super Bowl a hundred million dollar ads
Speaker 1: by people who are funding anti abortion garbage, and we're
Speaker 1: having big sales to try to get people to get services. Right.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say you should donate, but you should don't.
Speaker 1: So you started Abortion Access Front also known as Abortion
Speaker 1: a F. Yes. Um, we are very cool shirts if
Speaker 1: you want to really go in hard. So you you
Speaker 1: founded that in Yeah, what did Liz winstead In think
Speaker 1: Abortion Rights would be in well, I mean, Liz Wins
Speaker 1: we kind of lightly started this and you were there
Speaker 1: in like because I knew it was gonna get worse,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, these alarmed forever because it was
Speaker 1: happening in the States and nobody seemed to understand state politics.
Speaker 1: Nobody understood that. Like the reason Roevie Wade fell is
Speaker 1: because an abortion case in Mississippi made it to the
Speaker 1: Supreme Court. Now, if you don't think Mississippi should be
Speaker 1: deciding how you live your reproductive life, then you've had
Speaker 1: to get your ship together and start paying attention. And
Speaker 1: so that for me, it was always that and I
Speaker 1: mean I will say this and I we have to
Speaker 1: have it a but you know when ship started happening
Speaker 1: in Georgia, in Hollywood, well meaning coastal elites were I'm
Speaker 1: pulling my production from Georgia. I'm not going to play
Speaker 1: in Georgia. And you brought three abortion providers reproductive justice activists, yeah,
Speaker 1: and from Georgia to Los Angeles to sit down with
Speaker 1: these people, and they said, please, don't take your productions
Speaker 1: away from from Atlanta, you know, please, this is what's
Speaker 1: giving people jobs and bringing influx of all this wonderful
Speaker 1: stuff for people that people shouldn't be punished. If you
Speaker 1: want to, you know, stick up for um, the people
Speaker 1: of Georgia. Then boycott the giant donors that are giving
Speaker 1: these politicians money to make these laws. And I thought
Speaker 1: that was very people who are living in the places
Speaker 1: and center, the people who are most harmed all the time.
Speaker 1: And they'll give you the answers to help you be
Speaker 1: a better activists and make the world better. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people are seeing their rights
Speaker 1: being stripped away and it's really scary. What can people do?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just gonna say, if you go to
Speaker 1: a front dot org, we can guide you locally and
Speaker 1: nationally to where you need to be. We are connectors,
Speaker 1: were unifiers, and we're the people who are out there
Speaker 1: who really want you to do something. It will help
Speaker 1: you figure out what that something is. I will say
Speaker 1: I was in Atlanta two nights ago and I went
Speaker 1: to Starbucks and there was a woman working there who
Speaker 1: saw a pin on my backpack that said keep your
Speaker 1: laws off my body. And she said she was so
Speaker 1: moved by it and so angry to be in a
Speaker 1: place where it is not legal to make your own
Speaker 1: decisions over your body. And the first thing I did
Speaker 1: was text Liz and say, well can I give her?
Speaker 1: What can I give? And she give me an email address,
Speaker 1: said give us to her and this woman will tell
Speaker 1: her where in her area she can become active and
Speaker 1: what she can do. So thank you so much for
Speaker 1: everything you do so much. And we're gonna say a
Speaker 1: quick brain, but will be right back after that, and
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