Speaker 1: Have you ever licked a man from his toe to
Speaker 1: his forehead? You're not living his toe to his forehead
Speaker 1: and then stopping on the dick for a second, like
Speaker 1: hitting the whole runway and then stopping for a birth.
Speaker 2: I have not.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. We're all too BOTTI that.
Speaker 3: You know what we do here destroy shame around sex
Speaker 3: by talking about sex.
Speaker 2: Now, let me tell you something messy. I'm excited to.
Speaker 3: Tell you about a kink of mine. You don't know why,
Speaker 3: but I guess that's what we do here. So I
Speaker 3: h this. I found this out like maybe a year ago,
Speaker 3: a year or so ago, but I've never like processed it.
Speaker 3: And then, you know, I've been doing a lot of
Speaker 3: talking about love and softness, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: my goodness, I think that this is Oh that's a
Speaker 3: kink of mine.
Speaker 2: So double back, let's let's rewind. I'll explain to you.
Speaker 2: So I was.
Speaker 3: On grinder and this man popped up. Yes, he was tall,
Speaker 3: and my bessies and I always converse about when they're
Speaker 3: tall and skinny.
Speaker 2: Their dicks are very large.
Speaker 3: I do not make the rules, but that tends to
Speaker 3: be the case, like when they are you know, very
Speaker 3: like six six one six two sixty three, and they skinny, skinny,
Speaker 3: their dicks tend to be very very heavy.
Speaker 2: So this man.
Speaker 3: Who was very tall and skinny, hit me up and
Speaker 3: I was very excited because I was like, well, that
Speaker 3: that's gonna.
Speaker 2: Be a big dick.
Speaker 3: And I was right correct science the science match he
Speaker 3: sent me his album. I was like, ah, praise, praise God.
Speaker 2: The scientist that is God.
Speaker 3: She's a strong trans black woman, and we thank her
Speaker 3: for these big dicks that she sends your messy mom.
Speaker 3: So I invited him over and he comes over and
Speaker 3: like a great house guest, he brings weed, He brings
Speaker 3: me some edibles. He brings joints. I have joints, and
Speaker 3: so like we're just gonna like sit down on the
Speaker 3: couch and smoke and chat and get to know each other.
Speaker 2: And you know, I love an emotional connection, and so
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 3: And he's got let me just say this, he's very
Speaker 3: hairy on the face, which I love long hair, which
Speaker 3: I also love. I love long hair on a masculine body.
Speaker 3: It just you know, the you know me, my little
Speaker 3: mom binary ass loves the little mask fem combination. So
Speaker 3: we start you know, doing the things. The dick comes out.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful. I take good care of it. We move
Speaker 3: to the bedroom.
Speaker 2: I continue taking care of his beautiful dick.
Speaker 3: He's inside me, he's fucking me.
Speaker 2: It's lovely.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, thank you God. You know the black trans
Speaker 3: woman that is God. I'm thanking her for this beautiful
Speaker 3: dick that is railing me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: If this is your first time listening to the show,
Speaker 3: welcome baby. And then he says to me, so like
Speaker 3: we're in missionary position. So I'm on my back.
Speaker 2: He's fucking me.
Speaker 3: Uh. And then he's about to come, and he stops
Speaker 3: and he goes, listen, I'm going to I'm gonna tell
Speaker 3: you that I love you. It's just a thing that
Speaker 3: I like to do. Is that okay? I was like yeah, sure.
Speaker 3: So he's like great. So then he resumes fucking me,
Speaker 3: and as he's about to come.
Speaker 2: He's like, I love you. I love you. I love
Speaker 2: you so.
Speaker 3: Much, bitch.
Speaker 1: The way that I came, Okay.
Speaker 3: The way that And you know, I don't know if
Speaker 3: I said this, I'm sure I have. Historically, I don't
Speaker 3: shoot big loads. I'm not a porn star. A load giver, like,
Speaker 3: you know, like if I've I wass in porn, they
Speaker 3: would have to mix up some cake batter to make
Speaker 3: it look like I really did something, because it's just
Speaker 3: always a boop, you know, but when I you know, Okay,
Speaker 3: I won't get into that too much. But anyways, this
Speaker 3: time he said I love you, and I was covered
Speaker 3: cover I covered myself. I still love myself, not not
Speaker 3: with the with the fudge, with the white stuff. I
Speaker 3: was covered in the white stuff. It looked like somebody
Speaker 3: threw some white out on my stomach and like it
Speaker 3: just was.
Speaker 2: It just unlocked.
Speaker 3: Something in me, I guess, or something that I didn't
Speaker 3: know was there, which is a love kink. I guess
Speaker 3: which I know. This is the thing people people find
Speaker 3: I love you to be a lovely kink.
Speaker 2: I haven't done more research about it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it. I'll bring it back to you
Speaker 3: when I do. But I just wanted to share that
Speaker 3: I do have and I love you kink. Now, I
Speaker 3: love love in general. But oh my goodness, like to
Speaker 3: stop me in the middle of sex and say, can
Speaker 3: I say I love you while I come? Uh, the
Speaker 3: answer is always gonna be yes.
Speaker 2: The answers.
Speaker 3: By the way, welcome to the show. This is tell
Speaker 3: me something messy. I'm your host, Brandon called good Man.
Speaker 3: Some people call me messy mom, but you can call
Speaker 3: me I was gonna say white out, but I don't
Speaker 3: like that name. You don't call me white out, blackout
Speaker 3: if anything, okay, but you could call me, uh oh,
Speaker 3: what can you call me? You could call me commy gummy.
Speaker 2: I hate it. I hate it. I hate it, I
Speaker 2: hate it. I hate it. But that's what you're gonna
Speaker 2: call me today. Comme me gummy.
Speaker 3: Maybe you know what that means. It is time for
Speaker 3: a guess now while they get situated and before we
Speaker 3: go into our home manifeste, just a couple bits of
Speaker 3: oh keeping, if you will, so thank you so much
Speaker 3: for rating, reviewing, and subscribing. I had like put out
Speaker 3: a message to say I wanted to get like one
Speaker 3: hundred ratings and we got their baby. So now the
Speaker 3: new goal is one hundred and fifty by the end
Speaker 3: of this month. So if you were enjoying the show,
Speaker 3: please rate, review, subscribe either on Apple or Spotify. We
Speaker 3: are trying to get to one hundred and fifty ratings
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Speaker 3: because we just want to build this show out and
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Speaker 3: we are nominated for a Queerity Award, our first nomination
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Speaker 1: Baby, all right.
Speaker 3: Okay, now for the whole manifest Stowe repeat after me
Speaker 3: aloud or in your head. Grant me the serenity to
Speaker 3: unpack my shame, the courage to heal, the wisdom to
Speaker 3: know that sex is not just about penetration, the audacity
Speaker 3: to advocate for my pleasure and boundaries.
Speaker 2: The strength to not call my ex.
Speaker 3: That fuck boy, fuck girl, or fuck bay, for it
Speaker 3: is better to masturbate by my help and peace than
Speaker 3: to let someone play in my motherfucker face that the
Speaker 3: community say hoolujah. I am so excited to have Alex
Speaker 3: Hall on the show. Alex Hall is the co founder
Speaker 3: and host of the Bottom's Digest, a platform dedicated to
Speaker 3: teaching you how to bottom safely and prioritize your pleasure
Speaker 3: from your mouth to your bum. He is also a
Speaker 3: sexual health educator, butt and gut recipe developer, body autonomy activists,
Speaker 3: and husband to a fellow scorpio. I am a Scorpio husband.
Speaker 3: I'm born in Louisiana and raised in Houston, Texas. Alex
Speaker 3: is heavily influenced by his Southern roots to make sex
Speaker 3: education accessible no matter where you come from or what
Speaker 3: you get into in the bedroom. He now lives in
Speaker 3: Chicago with his husband and future dog named Hunting. That's incredible.
Speaker 3: I will put you some names later. Please welcome Ala.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. That's an intro. I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: be I love you.
Speaker 3: I love you so long, I know, but I never
Speaker 3: get to see you.
Speaker 2: So I'm glad you're here, your Chicago cold.
Speaker 1: I'm a four season early girl, season early rub it in.
Speaker 3: I am this one season is good for me, baby.
Speaker 1: I think of Chloe seven yay saying I find the
Speaker 1: sunshine monotonous when she was talking about La and I'm like,
Speaker 1: not me thinking.
Speaker 2: Sunshine is monotonous.
Speaker 3: Give me some cold y'all, y'ah listen, I think the
Speaker 3: sunshine is perfect. Now, wait before we get in two
Speaker 3: hour our messy key key. We have some messy mandates,
Speaker 3: all right, so things get to be unprocessed. Any thoughts
Speaker 3: or opinion shared have the right to evolve, shift or
Speaker 3: change today, tomorrow, ten years from now. And if during
Speaker 3: the key key something feels too personal or unintentionally offends,
Speaker 3: we use the safe word blues ball, which gives us
Speaker 3: a chance to pause and address or pivot accordingly.
Speaker 1: Wow does that sound good? Yeah, that sounds great. I
Speaker 1: highly doubt any boundary will be pushed. I'm sure not.
Speaker 3: You know, you and I know each other well, and
Speaker 3: I feel like we you know, we love each other.
Speaker 3: But if it happens, it happens, and it happens for y'
Speaker 3: all at home, you well you know this isn't live,
Speaker 3: but email me.
Speaker 1: Also, we just talked about wholes so casually together.
Speaker 2: It's so casual.
Speaker 3: I forget how casual it is, and I'm always reminded
Speaker 3: when I just start talking about public and go, oh,
Speaker 3: I should give you a trigger warning.
Speaker 2: I would like to talk about but holes. Now, all right,
Speaker 2: shall we start with a lube breaker?
Speaker 1: Ooh yes, beautiful.
Speaker 3: We're gonna play a game of smash or past.
Speaker 2: So if you a prompt.
Speaker 3: For those of you who don't know how this works,
Speaker 3: give you a prompt and you'll tell me if you'll
Speaker 3: smash it or you'll pass it. Yeah yeah, or pass
Speaker 3: on it. Okay, So smash or pass. Double penetration.
Speaker 1: I was just on doctor Carlton's podcast this weekend in
Speaker 1: San Diego and we talked about double penetration. I've actually
Speaker 1: never tried it. I personally think pass.
Speaker 2: Why tell me?
Speaker 1: Because I am a scorpio and I just don't have
Speaker 1: time for two people. I every time I love that
Speaker 1: is the reason. Yeah, anytime I've ever had a three
Speaker 1: way before, I was like, oh, this was fine, but
Speaker 1: you know, it would have made it more fun if
Speaker 1: one of you wasn't here.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My husband is like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, if one of you would just leave. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He doesn't like groups. He likes a one on one situation.
Speaker 1: I don't know, if it's like a power thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's the only reason that I think double penetration
Speaker 1: is something that I'm not What if.
Speaker 3: Like one of them left after the double penetration, if
Speaker 3: they were actually now you're talking, they're just there for
Speaker 3: the double pen and then they were.
Speaker 5: Yes, and if they loaded the dishwasher on the way out,
Speaker 5: like if they if they like did a small chore
Speaker 5: on their way out, you know, oh my god, that
Speaker 5: is my new qualifications for rinder hook ups.
Speaker 3: Please do a small chore on your way could you
Speaker 3: impro the dice that is on your way out? Double
Speaker 3: penetrate me? And then do you like just windex the windows.
Speaker 1: Whitch the tower, roll release small chores, small chores, and
Speaker 1: then we can double it.
Speaker 3: We can make a list of small chores and it's
Speaker 3: like pick one and then you get to.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm going to take your role and change
Speaker 1: my I'm gonna smash it now.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 1: I'm a smash nomolution the growth. I love it.
Speaker 3: I Oh, I got double headed for the first time.
Speaker 2: Was it a year ago?
Speaker 3: Because it was the night of Beyonce's Renaissance concert, you know.
Speaker 1: I real renaissance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really think that it was my renaissance, absolutely,
Speaker 3: because I'd never had it happen. And I went to
Speaker 3: Beyonce's concert, so I really think that she had a
Speaker 3: hand on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to the concert.
Speaker 3: Week I got home, I was eating pizza, and then
Speaker 3: I was on grinder and then I got invited to like.
Speaker 2: A little group situation that was like dope, why not?
Speaker 3: They had also just come from Beyonce, and then somehow
Speaker 3: I got double Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And just a reminder to everyone, you can eat pizza
Speaker 1: before you Yeah, it doesn't hurt your stomach, just do it.
Speaker 1: Just do it. And if it does hurt your on it,
Speaker 1: you can still you can still figure it out.
Speaker 2: That's just do it. Honey Bee Nike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: It was lovely.
Speaker 3: It was unexpected. I was I remember them asking if
Speaker 3: I wanted it, and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 3: you know what exactly?
Speaker 2: It was like you know what?
Speaker 1: You know? See, That's why I'm like smasher pass. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I feel like if I were asked in the moment
Speaker 1: and I was feeling really good. And because if I
Speaker 1: go before I go to like a hookup or something,
Speaker 1: I always do the work to loosen myself up that
Speaker 1: I can really like trusts where I'm at, And if
Speaker 1: I were offered that, I'd be like, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what? Actually? Why not?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I do it. If I was,
Speaker 3: if I was told ahead of time, yeah, for me,
Speaker 3: real DP is like of the moment, the vibes are right, like, hey,
Speaker 3: do you wanna.
Speaker 1: Do you want to come over and get deep? I'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh that sounds aggressive.
Speaker 2: It's like that sounds as I kiss my whole first.
Speaker 2: You talk about that.
Speaker 3: Smalls, that's true, Okay, smasher pass uh your sake.
Speaker 1: Okay, pass for me, smash for everyone else? Got you
Speaker 1: love them on other people? Yeah? I could not, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's I think it's because I'm half
Speaker 1: from Louisiana. I just can't you just see myself with that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why a Louisiana? What was?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it'll just make me look like, oh got.
Speaker 2: It, you're right right, so you know, okay, understand, understand.
Speaker 1: So I feel like it would make also I have
Speaker 1: big nipples. I just don't I don't think it would.
Speaker 3: Honestly, if big nipples would actually feel like it would
Speaker 3: make it an easier process. Nipples, and it took forevers.
Speaker 1: We should trade.
Speaker 2: We want to trade and cut them off right now?
Speaker 1: Take them? Actually they're hard or welcome to the show. Wow?
Speaker 3: I well, obviously I smashed noble piercings, but I have one.
Speaker 1: I don't have to.
Speaker 2: Somebody was like, what would you?
Speaker 1: Somebody? You should like the asymmetry of it all? Really
Speaker 1: you like.
Speaker 3: Wait, asymmetry that means one or the other both are symmetrical.
Speaker 1: Would be you had one on both sides, and so
Speaker 1: asymmetry you have one on one and.
Speaker 2: Want something new every day. I prefer the asymmetry as well.
Speaker 1: It's like arm tattoos. On one side, I had arm tattooed.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Listen. This is for the listeners.
Speaker 2: For me, it's Alex.
Speaker 3: I know God, I would to go, but I have
Speaker 3: half of my like my my shoulder to my what
Speaker 3: is this called an elbow? And then on the other side,
Speaker 3: I have my forearm elbow to my uh.
Speaker 2: To my.
Speaker 1: I'm like girl, send me.
Speaker 3: Back to school, girl, okay, smash or pass ballet dancer?
Speaker 3: Sex position? Do you know what that one is? Okay,
Speaker 3: so it's you're standing on one leg. Okay, well you're
Speaker 3: maybe you're on both legs, but your partner is standing
Speaker 3: on one leg and then you're sucking them and it's
Speaker 3: like a ball.
Speaker 1: Absolutely smash fun fact. I used to so I used
Speaker 1: to fashion designer. I'm pretty sure you knew that, and
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. And when I was in fashion,
Speaker 1: my like dream job was to do ballet costumes. Okay,
Speaker 1: and even when I was working in fashion, I became
Speaker 1: a plates instructor only because ballet people, yeah, and I
Speaker 1: was I'm obsessed with ballet. I've been to so many
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, but no, Crooker, I'm like, there are
Speaker 1: other other things or other ballet. Yes, But I love
Speaker 1: I'm smashing that.
Speaker 2: I love that I taught Bar your plate's instructor. I
Speaker 2: love plates.
Speaker 1: I taught Bar.
Speaker 3: I was the only one on staff that wasn't a dancer.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I scammed my way into that job,
Speaker 3: but it gives you such a good thought.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it does.
Speaker 1: You don't never have to squat weights again. Either.
Speaker 3: That's well, I will see. I desired a fatter ass,
Speaker 3: and so I've had to squat for it. Because some
Speaker 3: people are like just blessed and my my family was
Speaker 3: not blessed with ass, were blessed with lots of other things,
Speaker 3: you know, good hair, good nose, you know, but like
Speaker 3: like these beautiful big noses which I used to not
Speaker 3: like growing up. But I sess my big ass nose.
Speaker 3: But asses were not big, they were not big.
Speaker 1: But now uh, now that's how I found this place.
Speaker 3: Now, Yes, okay, well baby, you won congratulation. Nobody ever
Speaker 3: went you win my unconditional love. Not everyone gets that
Speaker 3: you have that win.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: All right, y'all. If you have prompts for a smasher
Speaker 3: pass or there's another lue breaker idea, you can email
Speaker 3: us it. Tell me something messy at gmail dot com.
Speaker 3: Speaking of which, Alex, can you tell me something messy?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So I've been thinking about this deeply.
Speaker 1: I got double. I have been thinking about this deeply.
Speaker 1: So something I've been talking about on my channel recently
Speaker 1: is like messes. I meant to say recently, I talked
Speaker 1: about messes in the bedroom all the time. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: someone asked me how I started douching, because actually didn't
Speaker 1: start douching until I was like twenty two. I had
Speaker 1: bottomed for five years at that point, before I started ducing.
Speaker 2: I had a douched in college at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm actually working towards going back to not
Speaker 1: ohkay as much as possible. So I wrote like a
Speaker 1: small short story about this recently for myself. And it
Speaker 1: was the first time a guy shamed me in the
Speaker 1: bedroom over a mess that wasn't that didn't even happen,
Speaker 1: and while he was quite literally fucking me, he told
Speaker 1: me he could feel poop in my rectum while we
Speaker 1: were having sex. And no, after you know, doing the
Speaker 1: bomb side just for over three years now and like
Speaker 1: working with gastroom trologists all the time and learning about anatomy.
Speaker 1: I love reflecting on that moment because I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you didn't like there was there was also like no
Speaker 1: mess or anything. It was just him being like an asshole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it made me feel really shitty in that moment
Speaker 1: when I was like twenty two. Yeah, I remember going
Speaker 1: and buying a douche the next day and like doing
Speaker 1: that for the first time. And how I love reflecting
Speaker 1: on that now though, because it's like we've all had
Speaker 1: to deal with, yeah, stupid thing like that.
Speaker 2: What did you in the moment.
Speaker 3: In the moment, he says that, and then what what
Speaker 3: was your respect?
Speaker 1: So I am aggressively confrontational. So I pretty much told
Speaker 1: him he was an asshole and to get out of
Speaker 1: my house. We're good for you. And it was really
Speaker 1: unfortunate in the time. I unfortunately refoked him again like
Speaker 1: a week later. So you know, we are young and dumb. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so I was like, you know what, I'm going
Speaker 1: to show him again. But in the moment, I was like,
Speaker 1: pull out and get the fuck out of my yes,
Speaker 1: and do a small chore on your way.
Speaker 2: And please do a small couple. Actually you have to
Speaker 2: do a couple.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But I've been sharing that story more with people
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, I think a lot of people
Speaker 1: because I run the bombs, I just think I have
Speaker 1: this like perfect, squeaky clean sex life. Yeah, And I'm like.
Speaker 3: No, I in fact, that's why you run it, because
Speaker 3: it's like to normalize the fact that it is mess.
Speaker 1: And even the other day I think, another little cute,
Speaker 1: messy thing that happened is I do it with my
Speaker 1: small bulb now, the one that I came out with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have been for years and my husband and I
Speaker 1: were having sex and it was just a little messy,
Speaker 1: and he was like, let's go fuck in the shower,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is my favorite, Yes, this
Speaker 1: is the best, like and no one cares at that point,
Speaker 1: especially you just rent off there. Yeah, and that was
Speaker 1: quite literally a little messy.
Speaker 3: I will say this what I've uh and this is
Speaker 3: my evolution because I think that and there's still pieces
Speaker 3: of it that I need to unpack, but I have
Speaker 3: learned inside of love or when I like, when I've
Speaker 3: connected to somebody emotionally, I find that I no longer
Speaker 3: actually care. I'm not saying that, I you know, I
Speaker 3: feel like it's uncomfortable for people, yeah to fuck when
Speaker 3: when they're messy, but I feel like I I genuinely
Speaker 3: do not care, which is in evolution because I think
Speaker 3: there was definitely a time, especially in my twenties, but
Speaker 3: I did care for myself and if somebody else, you know,
Speaker 3: I've had my diction on many times. Yeah, but now
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, like I don't care, and if like
Speaker 3: you're good, like we can just clean off.
Speaker 2: And it is what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like we're adults, like we're going on. It's like
Speaker 1: we're adults have doing adult things. Yeah, yeah, it's like absolutely,
Speaker 1: I think we did that.
Speaker 3: Actually is because I came became verse, so I used
Speaker 3: to just be strictly a bottom, and so there is
Speaker 3: that perfection element that you're striving for, which is to
Speaker 3: have the spe clean hole. And then when I started topping,
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, I understand the work. I understand that
Speaker 3: you're not like, oh I'm trying unless we're you know,
Speaker 3: it's a kink in restet, which is not my king,
Speaker 3: but like I know that you're not trying to write,
Speaker 3: and it's I'm sorry, like far more anxiety droom for
Speaker 3: the bottom, ye, like take your dick out, wash yourself.
Speaker 3: You're you know, so, so be the kind, Please be kind.
Speaker 1: I also just loved learning more and more throughout life,
Speaker 1: like reflecting on that to be like if you were
Speaker 1: fucking someone and you can quote unquote feel poop in
Speaker 1: their ass with your penis, First off, you can't, yeah,
Speaker 1: Second off, the whoever's bottoming, that would hurt really bad,
Speaker 1: Like really that would not feel good because you're I mean,
Speaker 1: like you have to explain physics to people sometimes, like
Speaker 1: you know, there would be pressure in ape basically and
Speaker 1: you're applying and forcing pressure in a full pipe if
Speaker 1: it had poop in it. So I love it. So
Speaker 1: I love reflecting on young, messy things yeah, and being
Speaker 1: like God. But I'm the same way, like with a
Speaker 1: hookup or something, because my husband and I are open
Speaker 1: and we we've been together for nine years and we
Speaker 1: opened like four years ago. But a lot of people
Speaker 1: are so gagged that I want to go on like
Speaker 1: multiple dates first because I'm like, first off, i've been
Speaker 1: with my partner from ust decade, Like I need to
Speaker 1: make sure you know my name. Second off, I think
Speaker 1: what you're talking about with the love aspect, I don't
Speaker 1: love these men, yeah, usually, but some of them might
Speaker 1: have grown to love funny enough. But if we have
Speaker 1: like really mutual respect and great feelings and emotions towards
Speaker 1: each other, I'm like, Okay, I'm a lot more open
Speaker 1: to any kind of problem ever. And I know that
Speaker 1: you could communicate with me because you're not a dickhead.
Speaker 1: That's tea.
Speaker 2: Like, as long we can communicate, we're good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm like, I'm so into side stuff lately too.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'm always like I talk about hemorrhoids all
Speaker 1: the time on my channel, And I'm like, if you
Speaker 1: have a hemorrhoid right now, that is the perfect time
Speaker 1: to practice. Your husband just rubbing up on you and
Speaker 1: like dry humping and coming on your back. That's fry
Speaker 1: humping is fun.
Speaker 3: Like I think we underestimate the funy humping.
Speaker 1: I'm just jerking off, jerking off his eyes. It's iconic.
Speaker 3: It's little finger in little tap tap teeth.
Speaker 1: Have you ever licked a man from his toe to
Speaker 1: his forehead? You're not living his toe to his forehead
Speaker 1: and then stopping on the dick for a second, like
Speaker 1: hitting the whole runway and then stopping for a birth.
Speaker 2: I have not.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying we're all too busy bottle that tonight.
Speaker 1: We need to mix it up.
Speaker 3: From your toe to your forehead. I love.
Speaker 1: I love looking at my husband like all over. I'm
Speaker 1: just like, let me, especially when you need to give
Speaker 1: your jawbreak or something. It's like, might as will worship
Speaker 1: this leg? Like that's so intimate.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Okay, beautiful, beautiful, Oh okay, it is time for messy mail.
Speaker 3: Beautiful all right. So, as always, your submissions remain anonymous.
Speaker 3: One of your submissions will be my messy pick for
Speaker 3: a messy key key, which is a more in depth
Speaker 3: convo with Alix.
Speaker 2: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 1: Oh? Absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 3: Well the first one says, finally got to eat and
Speaker 3: be eaten with the love of my life after three
Speaker 3: years of being patient.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a lot of patience.
Speaker 3: It's three years too long to wait to get eat now.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess we can't be like shamefuloring.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna shame judge, which I know you have questions.
Speaker 1: You're like the Queen of not shame, the queen of
Speaker 1: Queen of no shame. Yeah, for real, But three years
Speaker 1: to me, it depends like I obviously we don't know
Speaker 1: this person, and I wish we would have gotten more details. Yes,
Speaker 1: to be like, did you ask for it a lot? O? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because that would be such a problem for me if
Speaker 1: I was asking for it a lot?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But hell yeah, I hope it was great because some
Speaker 1: people you and I have talked about this a lot
Speaker 1: together that a lot of people really don't know how
Speaker 1: to eat.
Speaker 3: You know, in the first episode of Yeah, the term
Speaker 3: of the first episode of this show, I go into
Speaker 3: detail how to eat s tt ss.
Speaker 2: So if you don't know what we're talking about. Go
Speaker 2: back to episode one.
Speaker 1: I've even shouted you out and made a carousel of
Speaker 1: like some of your tips. Oh you did. I don't
Speaker 1: know that. I tagged you and and everything.
Speaker 2: I listen.
Speaker 3: I like, I'm not an I do not know what
Speaker 3: symmetry is or how to spell it.
Speaker 1: But I can eat that symmetrically or asymmetric. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I'm eating it.
Speaker 3: Got it, I'll do that, Okay.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, also, you better catch up on like
Speaker 1: the lost time. Yeah, a lot to practice.
Speaker 2: Now, you got it?
Speaker 3: I Well, one, first of all, congratulations tread, and that's exciting.
Speaker 3: I hope that it's really great and that it gets better.
Speaker 3: I will say for me three I don't know the details,
Speaker 3: but three years would be.
Speaker 2: Too long for me personally.
Speaker 3: But in the context of this relationship, it seems like
Speaker 3: it worked out and I'm happy that there was a
Speaker 3: happy Yeah yeah, literally unintended.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: This one says my partner puts their glasses on before
Speaker 3: anal as if this will help their dick fine and
Speaker 3: fit into my ass.
Speaker 1: That is hot to me putting on their glasses.
Speaker 3: I think, like, because I'm like a clerk can't superman
Speaker 3: situation like that?
Speaker 2: That sounds hot to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I also love that you can see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want you to see.
Speaker 1: I want you to be able to see.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's what I want to see that I need
Speaker 4: to literally see where I Yeah, he's like trying to
Speaker 4: poke it in the wholes.
Speaker 1: That's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 3: But I feel also he wants to be able to
Speaker 3: enjoy because there's nothing that I love more than fucking
Speaker 3: somebody on all fours. Because I just love watching the
Speaker 3: ass bounce back.
Speaker 1: It's like, and you need your glasses something you need
Speaker 1: to see that. Okay, I agree though deputing on the
Speaker 1: glasses Clark energy, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 2: Take them off, keep them on.
Speaker 3: I love shout out to all the nerds.
Speaker 2: I love a nerd.
Speaker 3: I have a weakness. My husband is a self proclaimed nerd.
Speaker 1: I have a weakness.
Speaker 3: Put on those glasses, give me some suspenders and.
Speaker 1: We're fucking yeah, and lead the suspenders on, lead some
Speaker 1: baby somehow.
Speaker 3: Controversial but like me and Steve Rkle would get down controversial.
Speaker 2: But like we really would.
Speaker 3: It was so fucking I had such a question.
Speaker 1: Now, would we have adult braces or no adult braces?
Speaker 1: On for Hey, work it out.
Speaker 3: If that's I have no problem with the adult braces.
Speaker 1: One of the best hookups IVE ever had was with
Speaker 1: someone with adult braces.
Speaker 3: I feel like, if you have adult braces, you understand
Speaker 3: what's going on with you.
Speaker 1: Ate your tongue.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what that mouth is doing. So actually, yeah,
Speaker 3: adult braces for sure. I'm into it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get some interesting fan mail for the next month.
Speaker 2: Slide into the.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yes, instead of sending me your dog strap,
Speaker 3: send me your used in visil line.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: This one says, oh, not me, but I saw a
Speaker 3: dude in a back room just raw dogging the floor
Speaker 3: barefoot while fucking. Now this included this because I just
Speaker 3: thought it was so beautifully constructed. Yes, and it confused
Speaker 3: me at first because I said, wait, they were raw
Speaker 3: dogging the floor, but they mean that they were barefoot
Speaker 3: and fucking, which I love a barefoot fucking. What really
Speaker 3: gets me is that it's in a back room and
Speaker 3: there are no details.
Speaker 2: About what that.
Speaker 1: I know, what room is it? Like? Is it Denny's?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What is the broom?
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it a Kroger?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What did you do when you.
Speaker 3: Saw it or was it like a sexpart And I
Speaker 3: feel like you would say dark rooms, so it was
Speaker 3: it must I just saw a dude also to like
Speaker 3: to Sorry, but Timmy be fucking in the back room
Speaker 3: of let's say it took Kroger's barefoot sound psychotic.
Speaker 1: I think the city would have a problem. Hey, for sure,
Speaker 1: please get away from my produce. First city would have
Speaker 1: a problem like that. Go off, I mean, go off.
Speaker 3: I want you to have your pleasure, but but please
Speaker 3: do it away from my produce. But also I'm not
Speaker 3: really trusting the floors of a backroom in a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was actually gonna say for this one specifically,
Speaker 1: I would personally not want to raw dog the floor.
Speaker 2: No, my shoes would be on.
Speaker 1: My shoes would be absolutely on my my rubber birkinstock
Speaker 1: specifically get that proof grib you can hose them. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: something that.
Speaker 2: I don't care too much about.
Speaker 1: Yes, and they're like a quarter of the price.
Speaker 3: Love that so love that we're saving some points. Yeah,
Speaker 3: please sponsor the shoes to fucking Bergunstick. Yeah, rubber, this
Speaker 3: is my messy pick you ready? This says I'm about
Speaker 3: to try anal for the first time with my boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Tips needed, please, I could use.
Speaker 3: A one on one on how to better prepare for it,
Speaker 3: Like I've heard you talk about things like fiber intake,
Speaker 3: and I was hoping you could do like a full
Speaker 3: tutorial on anal prep best practices.
Speaker 1: Douche so obviously, Okay, so funny enough, I just said
Speaker 1: the third part logistics. I like love logistics, especially with bottoming.
Speaker 1: I think that there's a really phenomenal order to follow
Speaker 1: that makes things just quite literally slip in or wait.
Speaker 3: But first of all, how did you because you run
Speaker 3: this platform called Bottom's Eye just that I love, and
Speaker 3: you give so many wonderful tips, and I think you
Speaker 3: make talking about bottoming specifically just like normal up because
Speaker 3: it is normal, which is, you know, liberating and exciting
Speaker 3: and fun. And also, so what's the word I'm looking for?
Speaker 1: Interesting?
Speaker 3: Like literally like just like, how does your body work
Speaker 3: truly in this in this space? So what inspired you
Speaker 3: to start.
Speaker 1: At the bottom side? Jest? Yeah, So it was a
Speaker 1: couple of things. I was working in reproductive rights for
Speaker 1: years when I thought of the bottom side jests. I
Speaker 1: was like, in I think my fourth year in repro
Speaker 1: repros short for reproductive rights. I used to work for
Speaker 1: a political organization that endorsed pro choice candidates down ballot
Speaker 1: across the country. Yeah, and I got really involved in
Speaker 1: school board races, and I just thought they were so
Speaker 1: fascinating and you really learned that a school board is
Speaker 1: basically the dictator of your sex education. And that's why
Speaker 1: our sex head sucks, especially like in Texas or something,
Speaker 1: because there's like fifty conservative moms that have no education
Speaker 1: background that won these elections and are now running your
Speaker 1: sex seed. Right. So I was quite literally cooking dinner
Speaker 1: in my apartment in New York City, something that like
Speaker 1: nobody does for real. I would have dinner parties all
Speaker 1: the time. And just in that moment, I was like thinking, like,
Speaker 1: first off, I had a bad day work, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't be at my job forever. What
Speaker 1: would I see myself doing? And it was like a
Speaker 1: light bulb moment where I was like, oh, I could
Speaker 1: really use food to navigate. In my background with repro
Speaker 1: I had discovered really suppressive algorithms in the social media
Speaker 1: space and ways to like kind of navigate them, and
Speaker 1: I thought food would actually be a phenomenal way to
Speaker 1: share sexual health tips while fooling the algorithm that I
Speaker 1: was just making recipes.
Speaker 2: And you're a genius.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well I think, but I would like cook
Speaker 1: stuff and like share like sexual health tips while cooking them.
Speaker 1: But also I did start the bomb side just as
Speaker 1: a platform to combat starving as well, starving before bottom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's why we especially hit on food. But the
Speaker 1: more and more we kept sharing sexual health and the
Speaker 1: bigger our platform got, I got a lot more liberated
Speaker 1: to share it directly and just be more upfront and
Speaker 1: hiou hide behind food anymore? Yeah, because we had officially
Speaker 1: gotten big enough that I was like, okay, we we
Speaker 1: can talk about more things. This would have hindered our
Speaker 1: growth in the beginning if we were so for transparent,
Speaker 1: and now we're very transparent. I mean, we just posted
Speaker 1: a whole YouTube video on how to give great head.
Speaker 1: That's down the road, but like I'm actually working on
Speaker 1: a video on how to stretch out right now. And
Speaker 1: to this person's question, like, I think one of the
Speaker 1: best ways is really focusing on breathing and stretching. The
Speaker 1: more and more and more work do I do with this,
Speaker 1: and the more GI doctors I work with, and the
Speaker 1: more pelvic floor therapists I work with. It's crazy how
Speaker 1: many people skip right over any kind of stretching.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of us, even when we love what we do,
Speaker 1: have really stressful days, and a lot of that stress
Speaker 1: is carried in your body, and it's it's somewhere, and
Speaker 1: it's usually in your own Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 3: I went to school for acting and I'll never forget.
Speaker 3: You know, in acting, they do acting school, they do
Speaker 3: weird hit. Yeah McGraw, you pretend you're the color of green.
Speaker 3: But I did have a teacher when we were working
Speaker 3: on breathing. He would always say, breathe into your asshole. Yeah, literally,
Speaker 3: And it's like, oh yeah, when you start doing that,
Speaker 3: you're quite you realize you're quite tight, and then you're
Speaker 3: actually holding a lot of tension that you never think
Speaker 3: about exactly.
Speaker 1: And when I thought about it, I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I have been bottoming very successfully since I
Speaker 1: was seventeen, and I have so many great holistic health
Speaker 1: tips sure that are not this toxic bullshit we see
Speaker 1: everywhere all the time, like which is like starving yourself,
Speaker 1: starving yourself all day. I've seen things about like putting
Speaker 1: a big penis up your ass and then pulling off
Speaker 1: of it and then putting it back in to loosen up.
Speaker 1: And it's like, there's so many other things you can
Speaker 1: you can do when you deprive yourself of food to
Speaker 1: have sex. You're actually like it just it's kind of
Speaker 1: ironic in a way. You're pulling something that's quite pleasurable,
Speaker 1: that fuels you, and it ends up putting a lot
Speaker 1: of people in a bad mood instead because they're angry.
Speaker 3: Yes you're yes, you're not. You can't have as much
Speaker 3: fun as you want, your your mood is off.
Speaker 1: Just think about what you're gonna eat as soon as you're.
Speaker 2: That would be absolutely always thinking about my pizza.
Speaker 1: I'd like, there's.
Speaker 2: I'm already ordering the food.
Speaker 1: But let's do this.
Speaker 3: How about we start from the beginning because it does
Speaker 3: sound like the the or I know this is true
Speaker 3: that bottoming starts before you even put that douche in
Speaker 3: your ass, right for real, So we're talking about what's
Speaker 3: happening in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: We're talking about fiber.
Speaker 3: So what are kind of those those pre even before
Speaker 3: you have found your grinder hook up, like even before
Speaker 3: you beginning the douche, Like, what are the things that
Speaker 3: people need to be thinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we have changed how we do food on
Speaker 1: the bomb side just majorly. We actually talk about trigger
Speaker 1: foods and the nuance around food more than anything.
Speaker 3: So, and trigger foods means like the things that make you.
Speaker 1: You specifically uncomfortable. So so like for me eating a
Speaker 1: piece of pizza before getting double penetrate, would not would
Speaker 1: not have a food because it has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with messes. It has everything to do with if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be on my stomach getting railed, my stomach hurts, yeah, comfortable,
Speaker 1: so I'm not present and I'm not enjoying what's happening. Yes,
Speaker 1: so avoiding trigger foods is a much better strategy than
Speaker 1: starving yourself. But fiber is ninety percent of people don't
Speaker 1: get enough fiber as it is, and so even if
Speaker 1: you don't bottom, everyone could benefit from getting a lot
Speaker 1: more fire apple, eat that apple.
Speaker 2: Where do you get viber?
Speaker 1: Fras, it's fruits, plants, a plant based anything is going
Speaker 1: to have fiber for the most part. Whole we fruits, vegetables,
Speaker 1: rice beans, like everything.
Speaker 2: You have your favorite supplement as well, I.
Speaker 1: Celium, hustcowder. Okay, it's so cheap. I am very anti
Speaker 1: proprietary blend fiber powders because proprietary blend come.
Speaker 3: I don't hear saying all these big words enzymes, asymmetrical,
Speaker 3: and now proprietary.
Speaker 1: Blendah, I am sorry, oh my god. So proprietary blend
Speaker 1: is a blend of that. A proprietary is a proprietor
Speaker 1: is an entrepreneur basically, so they basically make a formula
Speaker 1: that they don't have to share what the breakdown of
Speaker 1: it is. So they just tell you the ingredients, but
Speaker 1: they don't say how much of each ingredient it is.
Speaker 1: So a lot of proprietary blends will start with celium
Speaker 1: hust which means it's the main ingredient.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So and when you talk to gi doctors, they all
Speaker 1: just recommend celium husk. And then when you look to
Speaker 1: Southeast Asia, they've been using celium husk as a dietary
Speaker 1: supplement for centuries, if not thousands of years, because a
Speaker 1: lot of celium husk comes from India. So it's like
Speaker 1: it's so cheap. You can get bags of it, you
Speaker 1: mix it with water, and you just slam it. For men,
Speaker 1: it's like thirty to thirty five grams of fiber a day.
Speaker 1: So let's say that you weren't getting enough fiber all
Speaker 1: day and then you were ending your day with a
Speaker 1: bowl of yogurt for dessert or something, you might as
Speaker 1: well put two spoonfuls of chia seeds in there because
Speaker 1: you're supplementing the gap got in your diet. So it
Speaker 1: depends on how much you're getting throughout the day, and
Speaker 1: it is so much better to spread fiber out throughout
Speaker 1: the day. You should never take it as one big
Speaker 1: chunk because that's how you get constipated. So I only
Speaker 1: have fiber supplements after something that was not fiber friendly.
Speaker 1: So so like my family, I'll go out and get
Speaker 1: fried chicken with them. Afterwards, I take a fiber.
Speaker 2: Supplement lovely, Oh sounds lovely.
Speaker 1: And I'll have fiber supplement with that, so that when
Speaker 1: it's time to pass it through, it's easier. It's something
Speaker 1: held it together so that if I have to do sure,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling spontaneous, I want to get fucked. That's the
Speaker 1: real strategy of fiber and a diet.
Speaker 2: So we got the fiber.
Speaker 1: We got fiber on lockdown, and it's different for all
Speaker 1: eight billion of us.
Speaker 3: You got it so like, figure out your your fiber,
Speaker 3: figure out your trigger foods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know vegans that don't need fiber supplements because
Speaker 1: they get hella fiber out their whole day. They don't
Speaker 1: need it. So the next thing is your bow regularity,
Speaker 1: Like how often you go, knowing when you go, that's
Speaker 1: really key. A lot of people go first thing in
Speaker 1: the morning. Yes, and if you go twice and so
Speaker 1: you should. It's great that you know that because usually
Speaker 1: after that your rectum is empty. Usually it is your
Speaker 1: rectum is empty after you have a bowel movement, And.
Speaker 2: Is that the best time to get fucked?
Speaker 1: That's the best time to give us.
Speaker 3: Wow, It's like you don't least sexy.
Speaker 1: But store but it's all day. You don't store poop
Speaker 1: in your rectum. You store it in your sigmore colon
Speaker 1: around the rector sigamore junction, which we can throw a
Speaker 1: cutet graphic.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: So once you have a bowel movement, your rectum's empty.
Speaker 1: So that's the next part is bow regularity. That's why
Speaker 1: starving yourself and all that is bullshit, because you're never
Speaker 1: going to be in tune with your bow regularity. It's
Speaker 1: better to do the long term thing that's healthy. But
Speaker 1: then that's.
Speaker 3: Where say that again. It's better to do the long
Speaker 3: term thing that is healthy.
Speaker 1: Okay, homos, goddamn everybody.
Speaker 2: People, they all yes.
Speaker 1: So stop. The next thing is stretching, and to me,
Speaker 1: this is the most important part. Everyone skips the first thing.
Speaker 1: You have some fingers. You might not have all your fingers,
Speaker 1: but if you have one, start using that and once
Speaker 1: just literally insert your pinky first and just breathe deeply
Speaker 1: and feel your anus loop her up with silicon. Love
Speaker 1: always tons. You cannot have enough. There's no such thing
Speaker 1: as enough. Put a pinky in and just let it
Speaker 1: sit there and just breathe. And when you feel the
Speaker 1: muscles your anus melt around your finger, that means you're relaxing.
Speaker 1: I don't know if somebody you know what relaxes, that's relaxing.
Speaker 1: After that, then you can take your pointer finger and
Speaker 1: do something called doctor Carlton's butt clock technique. Love this
Speaker 1: technique where you push in your finger and you press
Speaker 1: your finger laterally up against the wall of your record.
Speaker 6: Oh god God, I'm usually country skl and I just
Speaker 6: can't believe how you're making that fail. I used to
Speaker 6: talk like this till I was like fifteen, by the way,
Speaker 6: But you push your finger up latterly at three o'clock
Speaker 6: or north. It can be northeast, southwest, three o'clock, six o'clock,
Speaker 6: nine o'clock, twelve o'clock. But you hold it at three o'clock,
Speaker 6: you breathe for thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: You move over to six o'clock, you breathe for thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: You move down, down, and you keep going around and around.
Speaker 1: You can reverse your clock. But that's how you start
Speaker 1: to open your sphincters. Because a lot of people they'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh, it took years for bottoming to not hurt,
Speaker 1: and a bottoming is actually not supposed to be painful
Speaker 1: at all. If it hurts at all, you're most likely
Speaker 1: not opening your sphincters. Your internal and externals.
Speaker 3: Which we actually learned from doctor Evan Goldsen who was here,
Speaker 3: is that some people's holes are.
Speaker 1: Just actually yeah, tighter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So there was some of that as well, but stretching.
Speaker 1: Is Stretching is key, and if you're one of those
Speaker 1: people that does have just a tighter hole. Doctor Carlton
Speaker 1: I actually just interviewed to him this last weekend on
Speaker 1: this look at us interviewing these bow docks. We got
Speaker 1: to make them a little more entertaining. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: They know that too though, but they're just so medical. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be over here like a dumb whore and just
Speaker 1: be like, so, you gotta least in your hull. You
Speaker 1: got to push it at normal interpret And they're over
Speaker 1: here like, no, it's actually push it. They're actually from latterly.
Speaker 1: It is the medical term. Actually, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: If you're one of those people that's actually just tight,
Speaker 1: whole talks, they like recommend it. So what whole talks?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: It's botox for your whole.
Speaker 3: Oh right, we're okay, we're talking about antal bowtox started
Speaker 3: and helped.
Speaker 1: It really helps really relax the muscles in the area.
Speaker 1: So but that's like a last of people that are
Speaker 1: actually that tight.
Speaker 3: So we're doing fingers. We can graduate to butt plugs,
Speaker 3: we can graduates.
Speaker 1: It's always best to start small and work your way up.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I don't got fifteen years, and I always still start
Speaker 1: with the smallest bu Yeah, because what if I'm having.
Speaker 2: A stressful day.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I always start with my smaller dil do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then I if I want to exactly up that
Speaker 3: I can, but like the comfortable one, like the thing
Speaker 3: that you're like, oh, I know that I can do this,
Speaker 3: and then if.
Speaker 1: We're getting really groovy, which I love doing this. I
Speaker 1: love prosse simulators. I think they're really great for getting
Speaker 1: water out of your rectum too, because of that like
Speaker 1: hook feel. Oh. One thing I love about them is
Speaker 1: if you know the curve of your partner's penis or
Speaker 1: the hookup that you're about to have, if they sent
Speaker 1: you a dick pic or something, you can mimic the
Speaker 1: curve of that toy in your butt so that I've
Speaker 1: put I know my husband's curve very well obviously, so
Speaker 1: when I use a process simulator on myself, I'll put
Speaker 1: myself on all fours and put it in at to
Speaker 1: match his curve and just breathe through it so romantic
Speaker 1: for like five minutes, so that when the real deal happens,
Speaker 1: body is very used to that entuation.
Speaker 2: I love that. Let's talk about doucheing it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, because this is my ring, this is
Speaker 3: the this is the piu.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means, but it is. It's
Speaker 2: French as sounded nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is the it's the it's what we're the climax,
Speaker 3: the climax of it all.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The thing that kills people when I tell them
Speaker 1: this is you don't have to dosh, especially when it's
Speaker 1: like a preference. For sure. I've been experimenting because I've
Speaker 1: been with my partner from US ten years. I've been
Speaker 1: experimenting with not douching versus douching a lot more because
Speaker 1: you can do the dipstick method.
Speaker 2: Which is just what is the dipstick method.
Speaker 1: It's just taking a toy, like we talked about, after
Speaker 1: you've done the work to loosen up, inserting a toy
Speaker 1: and pulling it out and seeing how clean it comes out.
Speaker 1: Because if it comes out clean, a big toy especially,
Speaker 1: you don't need to douche. Oh wow, Like your rectum
Speaker 1: is empty, like again when that's why I teach so
Speaker 1: much anatomy now, because you don't store poop in the rectum,
Speaker 1: you store it in the sigmoy colin. So there's no
Speaker 1: reason to douche if your rectum is empty and your
Speaker 1: fiber game is like strong and all that stuff. So
Speaker 1: try the dipstick method first.
Speaker 3: I used to not douche when I was in my twenties.
Speaker 3: I mean, like we were by it does change. No
Speaker 3: one was talking about douche it when I was in college,
Speaker 3: like we weren't.
Speaker 2: We just weren't having that conversation.
Speaker 1: Because you know, here is the same age I think,
Speaker 1: and I don't think like anyone was talking about any no.
Speaker 2: No, no, for sure not.
Speaker 3: We were just you know, I just like knew my
Speaker 3: body and so I didn't have I don't remember having
Speaker 3: a lot of accidents in my twenties. But what I
Speaker 3: did notice, and this is why I started douchh it,
Speaker 3: is that like when I would get fucked, I found
Speaker 3: the after care to be much harder if I had
Speaker 3: a douche. Like when I douche, aftercare is like I'm
Speaker 3: can do whatever. But it was the after care of
Speaker 3: not douching that made it like harder to push out
Speaker 3: air and like.
Speaker 2: I would feel. But anyways, let's talk about douching itself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I I came out with my own douche
Speaker 1: called the better bottoming Bulb. It's a small bulb because
Speaker 1: I had heard and worked with so many GI doctors
Speaker 1: that recommended small bulbs. Yeah, and there just like aren't any.
Speaker 2: Everything's kind of sizeable. You're not supposed to fill the
Speaker 2: whole thing.
Speaker 1: And you're not supposed to and and I've told people,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm pretty transparent, Like you don't have to
Speaker 1: buy my bulb if you're going to keep the huge
Speaker 1: one that you have that toxic as giant black bulbs
Speaker 1: that we've all seen, which I hate.
Speaker 3: I hate it because also like the opening for the
Speaker 3: water is so fucking chiny.
Speaker 1: So and it shoots out on the side too, which
Speaker 1: can be.
Speaker 3: Which I so I just try your bull but I
Speaker 3: use do du because that one has a wide top
Speaker 3: and it's not a lot of air. But my friend,
Speaker 3: can I tell you how I was sought to douche
Speaker 3: and then you can correct me? Great, So this is
Speaker 3: how I was sought to douche, which is my best
Speaker 3: friend one of them, because I have several of them,
Speaker 3: and I don't want you.
Speaker 2: To assume which one.
Speaker 3: One of them was, Like, oh, so you you start
Speaker 3: with a little bit of water, put that in and
Speaker 3: then see what comes out, because it's like it's already
Speaker 3: like kind of ready to come out. And then I do,
Speaker 3: like a full bulb of water, hold a little bit
Speaker 3: come out, and then I'm just kind of like repeating
Speaker 3: little bits of water until I'm fully clean. For me,
Speaker 3: it usually takes about an hour, like on a good
Speaker 3: there are rare times where it takes a little longer.
Speaker 3: If it takes any longer, then I don't like saying
Speaker 3: this because it's it's far too long. But ninety minutes
Speaker 3: is like my like gotta go. Yeah, ninety minutes is
Speaker 3: like it's not happening. Also, be aware that you know,
Speaker 3: for that time, I've smoked a joy it. So I'm
Speaker 3: also not always going quickly. But I feel that like
Speaker 3: I'm like, I like to set up. I like to
Speaker 3: give myself at least two hours. I will only use
Speaker 3: ninety minutes of it at max. And I'm going, I'm scrolling,
Speaker 3: I'm listening to music, you know, I put on.
Speaker 1: Other things are happening.
Speaker 2: I'm putting on.
Speaker 3: I always have positions Deluxe on. That's my douching album. Hey,
Speaker 3: alrid Aronde, come on the show. Let me tell you
Speaker 3: this to your face.
Speaker 1: And that's that's how I that's how I learned to douche.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 3: So you're trying to get the water clear, I always
Speaker 3: know that there's a false clear.
Speaker 2: That's going to happen where it's like, oh, there's nothing.
Speaker 3: There, So I like continue for like two more times
Speaker 3: and then yeah, inevitably more comes out. And then once
Speaker 3: I'm clear, I'm clear. When I know that I'm pussy.
Speaker 3: What I call pussy is that like there's I know,
Speaker 3: like a mucus that comes out, and that's like, oh,
Speaker 3: y'all could do whatever you want to sell and I'm good.
Speaker 1: Now now fix it. Yeah, I know the mucus. So
Speaker 1: the thing about that is like when it comes out clear,
Speaker 1: it's actually usually clear, really Yeah. And when you're using
Speaker 1: big bulbs, even Dud's tip is a little long, yeah,
Speaker 1: and their bulb itself is kind of big. I've even
Speaker 1: told people with the do douche, I'm like, have you
Speaker 1: ever like just tried using half the tip and half
Speaker 1: the water, because when you're cleaning out the rectum. Yes,
Speaker 1: the last thing I'm.
Speaker 3: Interesting not putting because I don't put the whole tip up.
Speaker 1: But okay, that's what people do. Some people do a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't know. And the problem with that
Speaker 1: method is and again, this is everything I've learned from
Speaker 1: GI doctors. I'm not a doctor. I've all the medical stuff.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're for sure, we're and this was this is.
Speaker 1: The problem with that is when you shoot water too far,
Speaker 1: you're going past the recto sigamore junction into the sigmoi
Speaker 1: colon and disturbing all that storage poop. Yeah, didn't need
Speaker 1: to be messed with at all, And you can really
Speaker 1: throw off your body's bow regularity over time doing that.
Speaker 1: You can become douche in dependent by dumping water in
Speaker 1: your signmoy colon too often. So the small bulbs or
Speaker 1: less tip less water, it cleans just the rectum. Because
Speaker 1: a lot of people also have a misconception that they
Speaker 1: think that they can fuck someone in the sagamoy colon
Speaker 1: as if their penis is a drain.
Speaker 3: Snake and it's just not there. If anything, it can
Speaker 3: like even like a thirteen inch dick, even.
Speaker 1: A thirteen inch sick. I was just I talked to
Speaker 1: doctor Carlton about that this week. We both were laughing
Speaker 1: at like, dicks are not drained snakes love that and
Speaker 1: most of the time a penis looks like it's going
Speaker 1: all the way.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a great name for it. The drinks, give
Speaker 3: me that drink snake, this is ready for returns. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so with that snake, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: So you like funny enough, when you clean out and
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm gonna do it two more times and
Speaker 1: stuff does come out, that actually usually means you've disturbed
Speaker 1: that area. Oh that's why, and like you really know
Speaker 1: you fucked up. If dirty water is coming out with
Speaker 1: no solids in it, just over and over again, really
Speaker 1: means you went too far and disturbed a part of
Speaker 1: your body that like, oh, interesting when that's when douching's
Speaker 1: really going to take a long time.
Speaker 3: And well, then that means I'm always clean at like
Speaker 3: thirty minutes, yeah for me, because that clear water comes
Speaker 3: out and I'm like, nah, I don't trust you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I go back to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then more comes out and I've definitely had
Speaker 3: the Wow, let's get into it. I've only had the
Speaker 3: dirty water solids. And then you just keep going in
Speaker 3: and eventually, yeah, I get to that pussy mucus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the mucus lining that can be also pretty
Speaker 1: like you want to be careful with that because that
Speaker 1: mucus lining is really helps keep it ironically keeps your
Speaker 1: rectum clean because that's what it's there for. It's to
Speaker 1: help pull waste out. Yeah, and when you're stripping that
Speaker 1: it makes you more susceptible to animal fishers tears him round,
Speaker 1: So you want to be super careful with that. But
Speaker 1: you know your body the best. Also, you've been doing
Speaker 1: it for a long time for yourself. So I always
Speaker 1: tell people like less is best with douching, especially if
Speaker 1: you've never tried doing less. Like got it, try less
Speaker 1: for going forward because for me, I've been douching with
Speaker 1: a small bulb for years now and I have not
Speaker 1: douching does not take more than thirty minutes for me.
Speaker 1: If it takes more than thirty minutes, it's the opposite.
Speaker 1: That's the red flag for me, where it's not the
Speaker 1: ninety minutes. I'm like, if it's taking more than thirty,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think we might have to do something
Speaker 1: else today. Oh wow, I got it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm well one, I'm gonna get your small boat
Speaker 3: because I have I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: the guinea pig, and I'm gonna report back and tell
Speaker 3: y'all out went. But okay, that makes sense. Okay, So
Speaker 3: then the booty hull is clear, the water is clear.
Speaker 2: Honey, it's pussy were ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: So it's our favorite. It's like I'm going to get dick.
Speaker 3: It's I'm gonna get that drained.
Speaker 1: Snake and that's.
Speaker 3: Gonna be fabulous. So then what happened? What do you
Speaker 3: do next?
Speaker 1: So this is where I like to make sure I'm
Speaker 1: still stretched out. Okay, So after douching, you definite want
Speaker 1: to give yourself like thirty minutes afterwards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do and then go get fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a missettle. Yeah, big mistake because yeah, like
Speaker 1: you may have shot water too far and you want
Speaker 1: that water to come back.
Speaker 2: Out with the air to come out all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because and again like fuck embarrassment that hurts,
Speaker 1: getting sucked with air and you that hurts. I find
Speaker 1: it to be wicked paint.
Speaker 2: I've heard that if.
Speaker 3: You lay and it's helped me, Like if you feel
Speaker 3: too much air or like your stomach isn't comfortable, if
Speaker 3: you lay in fetal position, it'll help.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Past sometimes I do like happy baby, grab my
Speaker 1: feet and just do some deep breath being a.
Speaker 2: Bottom of that.
Speaker 1: It's athletic, Yeah, it's athletic. Joints healthy, so I love
Speaker 1: to like make sure I'm still lose wait thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: and sometimes depending on the package jump taking, I might
Speaker 1: take like one of those lube quarters and squirt some
Speaker 1: lube up in myself glove squirtter. They look like syringes,
Speaker 1: but they're very cozy plastic, and you just squirt lube
Speaker 1: up there and can put lube in them.
Speaker 3: And that's why your ship is already like gushy a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 1: You can put a little lube deeper.
Speaker 3: Because sometimes I'll go over to a boy and they'll
Speaker 3: be like, just pop it, and they're like, I'm like,
Speaker 3: why is it so wet?
Speaker 2: And you're already they got that.
Speaker 3: Quarter where you get that from Amazon Amazon, like six
Speaker 3: dollars or something.
Speaker 1: Wow, So you can do that. That's not always ness there.
Speaker 1: I've been with my partner a long time, so he
Speaker 1: knows that I need like fifteen squorts of doing. But
Speaker 1: then I still like to put a little lube on
Speaker 1: myself before anything happens, because even when my partner like
Speaker 1: might start rubbing his penis on my whole or something,
Speaker 1: I still want third to be something in case he
Speaker 1: didn't put anything on yet. So that nothing hurts. But
Speaker 1: I think that's pretty much the whole. That's the whole,
Speaker 1: that's the whole hole.
Speaker 2: You can put it. So after you do, you can
Speaker 2: also like play with a toy a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do the.
Speaker 3: Thing and then that's it. Then you fuck and then
Speaker 3: what happens. This is where I think that we really
Speaker 3: need to swop.
Speaker 1: What is the aftercare? I love aftercare. My very first
Speaker 1: YouTube video, which is very popular, was about aftercare. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I started the video being like, we always talk
Speaker 1: about doucheing and prep and all this stuff. We don't
Speaker 1: ever talk about after care recovery because some of us
Speaker 1: want to fuck multiple times a week. Come on, and
Speaker 1: you can if you're not taking care of it multiple
Speaker 1: times a day. Yes, My favorite it tip for aftercare
Speaker 1: is obviously hydration, like you should your muscle. Your ass
Speaker 1: is a muscle, victims a muscle, you want to say
Speaker 1: hydrated as hell, especially if you were drinking or anything.
Speaker 3: Like, put that vitamin E on it. I have vitamin E.
Speaker 3: I get it from Trader DROs World cheap, and then
Speaker 3: I put a little bit of tree oil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just about to say vitamin oil. So
Speaker 1: I always recommend a bath first, pain warm but dozz.
Speaker 1: If you don't have that, you can buy a SIDS
Speaker 1: bath that goes on top of your toilet, okay, just
Speaker 1: to give like your whole a little soak because warm
Speaker 1: water helps with inflammation. Wicked.
Speaker 3: Well, like that's luxurious or ale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a SIDS bath.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to put all this in the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sits baths are really cheap. They're at CBS Walmart rains.
Speaker 1: So for people that only have stand up showers or something,
Speaker 1: those are iconic. You don't even need EPs salt, just
Speaker 1: warm water so much. And then after I dry off
Speaker 1: that when I do the bottomin oil, I use uber lube,
Speaker 1: which has vitamin oil.
Speaker 2: Oh beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'll just rub some more uber lube on
Speaker 1: there and the vitamin oil is next level ship that
Speaker 1: is like top to your tip. And if you're feeling
Speaker 1: really good an hour later, after the oil has soaked in,
Speaker 1: you can take a little aquafor to lock in the moisture. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's correct.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying aquafor a sponsor Asper.
Speaker 1: That's incredible.
Speaker 2: That makes so much sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so aquafor is. I learned this from a drmatologist
Speaker 1: who I was putting aquafor in my eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah a long time and go ahead.
Speaker 1: And they were like, oh, you need to be putting
Speaker 1: deep moisturizer on and then aquafor because they were like,
Speaker 1: aquafor just seals it in. It doesn't it doesn't actually moisture.
Speaker 1: So learning that, I was like, oh, this is amazing.
Speaker 1: So after you'd let the bodymin oil, which is a
Speaker 1: moisturizer soak in, you can lock it in. Just don't
Speaker 1: don't use too much. A lot of people use so
Speaker 1: much stuff, and yeah, and your area, you don't. You
Speaker 1: don't want your anal area to be super wet all everything.
Speaker 1: That's like how you get itchy and ship you want it.
Speaker 1: So just use a little bit, a little bit, a
Speaker 1: little baby, a little bit. Don't be afraid to, you know,
Speaker 1: put your finger.
Speaker 3: In there little like it's on the outside and a
Speaker 3: little bit of the inside.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Right, And it doesn't. And if you really were
Speaker 1: like getting your fucking face shut and you're like ibuprofen, okay,
Speaker 1: anti implement and anti inflammatories, sure, because that area is
Speaker 1: inflamed now, so you might as well bring the inflammation down.
Speaker 1: And I go out and like the hydration.
Speaker 3: Okay, so hydration is yeah, and then I can't recommend
Speaker 3: your favorite food enough.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: I think if you've said you've been taking dick in
Speaker 3: the ass, you deserve whatever you want to be after.
Speaker 1: It, and it doesn't hurt to have it on their dime,
Speaker 1: A chore and a post. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, I actually thought.
Speaker 1: I thought I offered this up as advice recently for
Speaker 1: a hookup. I was like, it doesn't hurt if to
Speaker 1: pay half your hookups uber to get them out of
Speaker 1: your house too, Like if you're wanting them to leave
Speaker 1: or something, it's so polite to pay for half a paper.
Speaker 3: How is that coming up?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait wait, so this is absolutely it's aftercare.
Speaker 1: I'm a scorpio. I don't really do with you.
Speaker 3: So humans you've come, they've come, We've had a little conversation,
Speaker 3: and then you're saying.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, I'm not really a cuddler, so I'm if
Speaker 1: you're gonna head out. I mean, I would be very
Speaker 1: polite about it, but I think it is such a
Speaker 1: next level move to be like, hey, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: like call a car or something, I'll like vemo you
Speaker 1: half your car home or something like I'll split this.
Speaker 3: I think that's like, you're such a southern girl. I
Speaker 3: think that's wow, you're such a sweet Southern girl.
Speaker 1: I told someone that recently and they did it and
Speaker 1: they were like, we keep fucking ah. I love that.
Speaker 1: It's like you can be a massive whore, yes and
Speaker 1: be polite.
Speaker 3: Manners manners yeah, like I mean it's so polite, especially.
Speaker 1: After not having manners for an hour. Come like you
Speaker 1: might as well being I think it's really like I
Speaker 1: think that just separates you from stuff.
Speaker 2: Absolutely just be like, you know, because.
Speaker 1: So many people I don't want to stay the night.
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I'm calling a car. I would be like,
Speaker 1: I'm sucking your dick one more time if you offered
Speaker 1: to pay half my car. Absolutely like I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: We're calling the car in thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: The best I do is I always have uh there's
Speaker 3: always water for you, like already have.
Speaker 2: That laid out for you. And that's as much as
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: I think the aftercare is I but like the food.
Speaker 3: I'll get you cookies and I order cookies myself. You're
Speaker 3: also gonna have.
Speaker 2: Cookies to you know.
Speaker 3: I have lollipops. I love a lollipop for an aftercare moment.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I love Popeyes.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I'm telling you fried chicken.
Speaker 1: I doesn't have to be Popeyes. I just want fried
Speaker 1: chicken a lot of times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you've done all of that prep that we
Speaker 3: just talked to that fiber, we avoided your trigger foods,
Speaker 3: right we we started, uh, we started stretching a hole
Speaker 3: with the clock, okay, and then we started douching with
Speaker 3: the little bowl, and then we did more toys, and
Speaker 3: we did it in the curve of the direction of
Speaker 3: their dick. Right then we took that dick and now
Speaker 3: we had, you know, a little vitamin et oil.
Speaker 1: Eat the fried chicken, bitch, Get the fried chicken. You
Speaker 1: deserve chicken and deep chick chicken.
Speaker 2: Now the chicken gets deep throated. I love that.
Speaker 1: I really am glad that you mentioned food though, because
Speaker 1: that is so like I feel like you feel so completed. Yes,
Speaker 1: after that, it's the.
Speaker 2: Complete cycle of bottom. What is the what are you
Speaker 2: going to eat?
Speaker 3: It's just like, because you did all that cardio, you
Speaker 3: gottu that was cardio baby, Get you some water on.
Speaker 2: Some fried chicken.
Speaker 1: You got to deplete your carb.
Speaker 3: On or something. Whoever the science get the enzymes back up. Okay, Well, Alex,
Speaker 3: thank you so much for here.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you so much. It was the best
Speaker 1: for realm.
Speaker 2: So we got to do this.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk for five more. A girl, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go get DP down.
Speaker 4: Yes, please, my baby.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: You know we are host here, but we are also
Speaker 3: a host with heart, So let me speak to yours
Speaker 3: before we get out of here. Let me speak to
Speaker 3: your beautiful heart. Well, first of all, I'm so obsessed
Speaker 3: that Alex and I our jobs are to talk about
Speaker 3: buttholes and douching and and anal sex. It's just it's
Speaker 3: you know, for my for my little queer baby self,
Speaker 3: who felt a lot of shame around my queerness, around
Speaker 3: queer sex, around my butthole, around bottoming especially.
Speaker 2: We don't talk about this, but like bottoming.
Speaker 3: Was totally uh not cool at all. Like we've started
Speaker 3: to get into bottom positivity, but bottom shaming has been
Speaker 3: what I grew up in, you know, like the conversations
Speaker 3: of you know, who's the girl or who's and who's
Speaker 3: the boy in the relationship, and like it's okay if
Speaker 3: you're gay, but not if you're the one taking the dick.
Speaker 3: Is you know that that's the stuff that I grew
Speaker 3: up in. I know a lot of you listening have
Speaker 3: for sure heard. And so to now be on this
Speaker 3: pod talking about bottoming with with love and with humor
Speaker 3: and with joy is really liberating and healing from my baby, baby, baby,
Speaker 3: baby baby queer self. So I hope you know, maybe
Speaker 3: it feels liberating to you as well, that you learned something.
Speaker 1: To your heart.
Speaker 3: I say that as always. I mean, this is kind
Speaker 3: of the thing I'll say every week. Your sex matters,
Speaker 3: you know, and figuring out how to do it and
Speaker 3: figuring out how your body work inside of it matters,
Speaker 3: and so take the time to figure it out. Yes,
Speaker 3: there are a lot of steps, but then they become
Speaker 3: very easy and they don't feel like a lot of steps.
Speaker 3: But like anything, I think when we confront something and
Speaker 3: we're trying to be better or learn about it, it's
Speaker 3: going to be uncomfortable and it's going to take some
Speaker 3: trial and some error, And don't be afraid of it.
Speaker 3: It's your body, it's your pleasure, it's your sex, and
Speaker 3: especially for those of you receiving the drain snake, it
Speaker 3: is empowering to know this stuff about your body so
Speaker 3: that you're not just a whole. You could be just
Speaker 3: the whole if you want to be just a whole,
Speaker 3: but that still becomes your choice as opposed to you know,
Speaker 3: I think that there's sometimes with bottoming when you don't
Speaker 3: know your body, there's a lot of fear of mess
Speaker 3: happening or unsure of what to do, and it doesn't
Speaker 3: let the sex be pleasurable or peaceful or because there's
Speaker 3: just so much anxiety happening. It's why in my twenties,
Speaker 3: a lot of my sex had to happen when I
Speaker 3: was under the influence because I just like couldn't get
Speaker 3: my brain to rest. And a lot of that is
Speaker 3: because I didn't know my body.
Speaker 2: So I hope that.
Speaker 3: This conversation inspires you to whether it's anal sex or
Speaker 3: vaginal sex, or whether it's you know, oral sex or
Speaker 3: penetrative sex, or whatever whatever it is, whether it's no
Speaker 3: sex at all, whatever it is, I hope that this
Speaker 3: encourages you to learn about your body and what feels
Speaker 3: good and how to optimize it and get the I
Speaker 3: want to say, the most bang for your buck.
Speaker 2: What is that? How old am I that's it. Anyways,
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