Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially
Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Speaker 2: Today we talk about.
Speaker 3: Celine Dion makes the most fucking chub white wine music
Speaker 3: you've ever heard.
Speaker 4: In your life. Adam Devine doesn't have a dick, Like
Speaker 4: that's crazy. I always kind of thought he had a dick,
Speaker 4: whether her small or large.
Speaker 2: Set my heart and motion.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Start your engines.
Speaker 4: M m m m m ming ming ming ming ming
Speaker 4: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming.
Speaker 3: Ming out so hard it hurts a bagel.
Speaker 2: Hold up, you hurt yourself?
Speaker 4: Had a bagel? It's a boy.
Speaker 2: It's science up.
Speaker 3: Fellas Excited to see my fucking best friends on one screen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all of all of my friends, and to me,
Speaker 4: all of them. No one's missing. Nobody one's missing. If
Speaker 4: I were to make a list of my best friends,
Speaker 4: this would be it. There would be two best friends
Speaker 4: and then no one else is here. I'll say that, ye, sorry.
Speaker 2: Buddy, which is missing?
Speaker 4: Nobody's missing? Not here, Kyle is missing. I'll let the
Speaker 4: cat out of the bank. Kyle's not here. Guys. For
Speaker 4: the audio listeners, it's like Kyle's gonna chime in again,
Speaker 4: and uh, he's not here, but we miss him.
Speaker 2: And if you're listening at home, on the count of three,
Speaker 2: you can tell us what he's doing. One, two, three,
Speaker 2: you said it yourself. He's eating baby.
Speaker 4: He is eating babies.
Speaker 3: Baby.
Speaker 4: Do you think I want my baby back? Is what
Speaker 4: people are saying, because Kyle is currently eating their babies, eating.
Speaker 2: Little baby's back. Yeah, just just the back.
Speaker 3: He bites them on the spine and slurps up. What's
Speaker 3: the ship that's in your spine.
Speaker 4: Like the spinal fluid?
Speaker 2: Spinal fluid?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that ship is good, dude, that's good. God.
Speaker 4: That's like bone marrow. Oh, it's better. It's better spinal
Speaker 4: I'm always grossed out, Like at a nice restaurant and
Speaker 4: they're like and and we want you to try the
Speaker 4: bone marrow. And then they put down the bone marrow
Speaker 4: and then they're like you like take a little spoon
Speaker 4: and you spread on your toes and you're like, I'm
Speaker 4: eating the inside of a bone, like the and then
Speaker 4: it's it's science so good, you just keep ordering it.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: It's I don't care for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be real with you.
Speaker 3: I don't love bone marrow. I also don't love I've
Speaker 3: been I've been fortunate enough to try what is it for?
Speaker 4: I don't like that at all.
Speaker 3: It's like when they when they have like a goose
Speaker 3: in a cage and they feed it so much that
Speaker 3: it's liver just starts to just turn into a water balloon,
Speaker 3: and then they cut it out of their body and
Speaker 3: then you scoop a knife into it.
Speaker 2: You spread it on your toes. I like that, Actually, no,
Speaker 2: you like that. I mean I like just regular pat.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I need if there's a difference even,
Speaker 2: but I do like pate. I've had a hankering for
Speaker 2: pata since I was a young boy. So what you
Speaker 2: would sneak if you would sneak down to your parents
Speaker 2: having like a party and you'd go to like the
Speaker 2: little like layout that they.
Speaker 4: Have your family was ball and wait your parents had pat?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, my my parents had a little smoky hot dogs
Speaker 3: and barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2: Wait, so that's little. You just did this.
Speaker 4: That's little. That's little too.
Speaker 3: That's the size of a little smoky. I mean to me,
Speaker 3: it's pretty, it's pretty large.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty good nickname. A little smoky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what That's what I nicknamed my cock is
Speaker 4: a little smoky smoke.
Speaker 3: So you're not palling, you're not packing a Drake hasn't
Speaker 3: made seen it?
Speaker 2: I think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: Is that Drake has like he can we lead? He lead?
Speaker 4: He like released a six tape or like a video
Speaker 4: or a is it a photo or video?
Speaker 2: Legedly? I don't know what it is. Seen it apparently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, I've seen a numerous amounts of time. I've
Speaker 3: got it on repeat.
Speaker 2: I put it.
Speaker 4: Blake has like twelve tabs up and it's all Drake's cock, Right,
Speaker 4: I've got different angles?
Speaker 2: Dude, is it that we saw the Toronto space needle?
Speaker 2: Is that what's happening? Oh? How's how's the view?
Speaker 4: Let's just say it isn't the six. It's eight and
Speaker 4: a half to ten, the sixth.
Speaker 2: From the six.
Speaker 4: He is definitely not from the six.
Speaker 2: Brother, how's the view?
Speaker 4: Well, so he's got a huge you say it's got
Speaker 4: a huge one? You need another four inches?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Was is that what we're saying? Blake? He's got a bit,
Speaker 4: he's got a big Oh yeah, you haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's good.
Speaker 4: Can you show us put it in the Chad Hopie,
Speaker 4: put it in the chain.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know how to drop links. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna give you a three page link that if you
Speaker 3: click you get a disease on your computer.
Speaker 4: Well, that is true. Send us, send us a link,
Speaker 4: a link.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not gonna start googling Drake's dick. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get a bunch of sh you've seen it.
Speaker 4: I have you did it already, You've already done it.
Speaker 3: But it was it was on a whim. It was
Speaker 3: like through Twitter. I'm just not I'm not even or sorry.
Speaker 2: X Blake's the guy who's like, look I did meth
Speaker 2: If I don't do it again, I never did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what X does. It's gonna give it
Speaker 4: to us, and it's gonna give us the link so
Speaker 4: we could see Drake's cock. You need another four inches? Anna,
Speaker 4: can you find I mean I know we have, I
Speaker 4: know we have producers on the show. Is it illegal
Speaker 4: to ask our producers to Anna is already on it.
Speaker 3: She says, she is looking at thank you, Anne, I'm
Speaker 3: looking so yeah. Basically Okay, it's unconfirmed. This is all
Speaker 3: allegedly because it's Drake himself hasn't said it's him, it
Speaker 3: does appear to be him.
Speaker 2: Well, oh dude, why does it have like a hairline?
Speaker 3: No, he's got the braids sort of the strap or
Speaker 3: what he's he's really wriggle.
Speaker 4: Raggle in that ship. I mean, does he have a
Speaker 4: new album about to come out? Because this is genius marketing.
Speaker 4: And he's like, I'm not gonna say it's me. I'm
Speaker 4: not saying it's me or it's not me, and then
Speaker 4: it's just the biggest cock ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a monster.
Speaker 4: Okay. Our girl Becca produce re Becca she she.
Speaker 2: This says the page doesn't exist.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Echo was on it.
Speaker 3: Anna, Anna said she was getting and Becca got it first.
Speaker 3: What the heck everybody's got Oh, we're getting a lot
Speaker 3: of links round.
Speaker 4: This says the page. It says the page doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Do you think he took it down? I got one
Speaker 2: that was like an orange peel.
Speaker 4: There's Anna's Okay, I don't really Yes, who's got a
Speaker 4: pretty regular sized cock? No? No, no, no, you can't
Speaker 4: be watching what I saw. No I'm saying I'm watching
Speaker 4: the same thing had slack.
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh is it a video?
Speaker 4: It's a video. Oh okay, I just have a pixelated
Speaker 4: in and it is. It is large. It's a big
Speaker 4: it's a big dick. Yeah, he wriggle raggles it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's a that's a whim wham. But also you know
Speaker 4: where he's holding it. He's doing that classic thing you
Speaker 4: know when you want your dick to look bigger. You
Speaker 4: basically like, I'll kind of hold the balls, get it
Speaker 4: to him. Wow, he's holding so far down.
Speaker 3: Yes, Adam, it's weird you say that, because that's the
Speaker 3: first thing I thought. I'm like, where is this dude's balls?
Speaker 3: It's like I think he has it all in his hand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's holding his balls. So you see the tires.
Speaker 2: Look at the footage.
Speaker 4: Where are the ball? I just did, Where are the balls?
Speaker 4: Where are the balls? Where the ball? What do you
Speaker 4: mean you did? You stay staring at it until we're done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something in the foreground that's covering that.
Speaker 4: Are No, I think he's holding the balls and the
Speaker 4: base makes it look a little larger. By the way,
Speaker 4: that's a that's a meaty seven and a half to
Speaker 4: eight inch cocking. That's a meat that's a meaty cock.
Speaker 4: Not saying it isn't, not saying it isn't. I'm saying
Speaker 4: he's holding the base right, right, holding the base right monster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's definitely like making it.
Speaker 4: Yeah you four inches, and so that's why I believe
Speaker 4: this is him releasing it. Yeah, whether that's his dick
Speaker 4: or not, he could a photoshop to a giant cock
Speaker 4: in prosthetics and then he's like and then he's like,
Speaker 4: you know what, or prosthetics and then maybe he's going like,
Speaker 4: I'm not saying it's mirror. It's not me. By the way,
Speaker 4: here is my new album. I've got a jet to
Speaker 4: pay for.
Speaker 3: Here's my new single featuring Selene Dionn.
Speaker 2: What's cool is like there's somebody getting paid a lot
Speaker 2: of money in the pr world right now to find
Speaker 2: a way to spend this in his favor, right, Like
Speaker 2: it's already yeah, it's yeah, it's in his favor, brother.
Speaker 4: It's in his favor.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's already way in his favor, dude, it's
Speaker 3: about four inches into his favor.
Speaker 2: It's saying that it's not favorable. I'm just saying, like
Speaker 2: it's embarrassing a little bit to have like a video
Speaker 2: of this. There's nothing embarrassing about well.
Speaker 4: See, the thing is if he if he was an
Speaker 4: actor that specifically was on children's television, and it wouldn't
Speaker 4: be a good look, then for sure his his career
Speaker 4: is over. He's salty. He is a rapper.
Speaker 2: Who loves bad bitches. That's the problem exactly.
Speaker 4: No, I think that. I don't think that's him, but
Speaker 4: I'm sure he does like bad bitches.
Speaker 2: I think it's him featuring Two Change.
Speaker 4: I think that's a separate Rocky, is it.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's all of them together. He's on
Speaker 2: a song. They're all together.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well then yeah, then he likes bad bitches and
Speaker 4: that's his problem.
Speaker 2: Else.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it's bad.
Speaker 2: I've seen this now, I've seen the solution.
Speaker 4: Right, I don't think. I don't think it's a bad
Speaker 4: look even a little bit for him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, that's maybe bad, bad look if you're a
Speaker 3: substitute teacher or something, but like a rapper, No, no problems, man, right,
Speaker 3: that's that's just fine, fair enough.
Speaker 4: You know what we gotta do, Well, we got to
Speaker 4: take a page because we're always learning, right in our business.
Speaker 2: Curious out there.
Speaker 4: You say, you know, you see things that someone else does,
Speaker 4: and you go, okay, yeah, maybe when I'm promoting something,
Speaker 4: I do something similar or I spin it, uh and
Speaker 4: and do do it in my way. We have to
Speaker 4: release ah. So we're comedy guys, right, So next time
Speaker 4: we release a movie or we're on TV show and
Speaker 4: we're promoting it, we release a video no dick dickless.
Speaker 2: Oh. I thought you're gonna say, little Smoke us and
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude.
Speaker 4: Not even.
Speaker 2: Brought to you by Little Smoke.
Speaker 4: And then get the conversation going that like he is,
Speaker 4: he doesn't even have a dick. This guy's dickless totally.
Speaker 4: And then it's a whole national conversation, really sparking. And
Speaker 4: then you release, uh a video of actually you tucked
Speaker 4: it back into your buttthole and then it comes out
Speaker 4: and it's massive, dude, And then it's a whole because
Speaker 4: you because you gotta you gotta keep the story going, right.
Speaker 4: That's a way, dude, that's a Adam Devine way.
Speaker 2: So this is like a teaser for the trailer for
Speaker 2: the move. Like it's like a lot there's a lot
Speaker 2: of steps.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no is why I just spun on the
Speaker 4: marketing campaign that will get the national conversation going. This
Speaker 4: is At first, it's not in your favor, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: Adam Devine doesn't have a dick, Like that's crazy to
Speaker 4: be shot. I always kind of thought he had a dick,
Speaker 4: whether he's small or larger, you know, I don't I'm
Speaker 4: not exactly sure. And then it's revealed I have a huge, massive,
Speaker 4: massive And then people were like, well, I gotta see
Speaker 4: this movie because then what kind of pants is he wearing?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: This is like Barbie and ken No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do we wear the I am a keno?
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, that's that's what I'm.
Speaker 2: Dick. Is this?
Speaker 4: Is this enough for you? Is seven inches enough?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 4: Kof? Well? Seven inches? I would go way bigger than
Speaker 4: seven inches, Blake, seven inches ten inches enough? Okay? Sorry, okay,
Speaker 4: But you know what movie theater is it?
Speaker 3: When movie theater when you go in and there's that
Speaker 3: thing that plays beforehand, that's like Nicole Kidman and she's like,
Speaker 3: we go to the movies to sit here alone in
Speaker 3: the dark.
Speaker 2: But does it matter for the job. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: what it for us to know the exact chain. That doesn't.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, what if when you go to a regal
Speaker 3: cinema the thing that plays is Adam with his dick
Speaker 3: tucked between his legs, and he's like, the only way
Speaker 3: you could truly know how big my cop is is
Speaker 3: by being in the theater and then he unlocks his
Speaker 3: legs and it's ten inch og just comes yeah, fucking raggling.
Speaker 4: Now, hey, all I'm saying, And I don't know if
Speaker 4: people would like that or not. Like, honestly, I'm not
Speaker 4: sure if the national zeitgeist, uh, if they would be
Speaker 4: happy with seeing that. All I know is it would
Speaker 4: be a conversation startup. That's all we care about. At
Speaker 4: this point, it was real quick.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to lose the thread of the bit here.
Speaker 4: Monster.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I know what this is anymore.
Speaker 2: But I don't listen.
Speaker 4: You know that.
Speaker 2: I don't think you know the listening. I want to
Speaker 2: jump in. I have so much to share.
Speaker 3: This is why you had to know what theater Nicole
Speaker 3: Kidman's thing played before?
Speaker 4: Is it amc?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, so now does it add up or no? You're
Speaker 4: still a little lost. Yeah, I'm a little lost.
Speaker 2: To Adam, You're lost to that.
Speaker 4: Well, okay, after after he went and did the Regal Cinema.
Speaker 2: They got I mean you fearlessly jumped in with something
Speaker 2: that was I'm laughing, but I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: know what we're talking about this.
Speaker 4: That's the thing about me is I rarely know what
Speaker 4: we're talking about. But I'll fearlessly jump in. I will
Speaker 4: fearlessly jump in. That is why you're my best friend,
Speaker 4: and so is Durs. And that's it, and that's it,
Speaker 4: and no one else and nobody else.
Speaker 2: Do you think there was a draft or even the
Speaker 2: deleted scene where it's just Ken and Barbie like doing
Speaker 2: cartwheels naked and you don't see any of the genitals
Speaker 2: like that, Maybe that's gotta be in a draft.
Speaker 4: You think they had more? Did they really touch upon
Speaker 4: the genitals other than like it's kind of the last
Speaker 4: line of the movie.
Speaker 2: That was the whole thing, well by the way they
Speaker 2: brought it up. And then the last line in the
Speaker 2: movie is like I'm here to see the guy of
Speaker 2: Collegist And I'm like, did she what? I don't understand what?
Speaker 2: I don't understand this movie because I guess she now
Speaker 2: has a vagina? What did she do?
Speaker 4: Shut up? It's gonna win Piece of Ship. It's the
Speaker 4: number one movie and it's the best movie.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: Shut up.
Speaker 2: It was just weird for me because she wasn't a guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's all I can I can watch, I understand guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is this good enough for you?
Speaker 2: Give me a guy and hey, I'm on board. But
Speaker 2: then this one that wasn't a guy, I don't know
Speaker 2: what the heck? Yeah, don't worry, but I guess. I
Speaker 2: just I was like, so, did she she went through
Speaker 2: the portal and now she's a human?
Speaker 4: I think, Yeah, once she goes through the portal, she's human.
Speaker 2: But she already went through the portal before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but when she goes back away into her world,
Speaker 4: she she loses the bits or the non bits.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't understand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know that I need
Speaker 4: I need.
Speaker 2: To read the mythology on Wikipedia or Barbara Barbipedium.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, you've got to go in uh Barbipedia and
Speaker 3: really figure out what what the ending meant, because I
Speaker 3: think it will on it for you.
Speaker 2: M h is this knef?
Speaker 4: Is this enough for you?
Speaker 2: Great shirt.
Speaker 4: Well, you mentioned Selene Dion earlier, and I know why
Speaker 4: that was. I know why that was.
Speaker 3: She's actually trending beyond what you think she did. She
Speaker 3: did show up to the Grammys looking fucking beautiful.
Speaker 2: Are we going there?
Speaker 3: You should do You should say what you're saying. Because
Speaker 3: I saw Selene come up to the Grammys. I'm like,
Speaker 3: she looks great, she is looking good.
Speaker 4: So here we go. Okay, let's go. Let's take him
Speaker 4: on a Let's take him on.
Speaker 2: A ride, and swifties hear us out bunky donkeys.
Speaker 4: Swift, what do you think I'm gonna say something about
Speaker 4: Drake stiff person syndrome.
Speaker 2: No, but you can go ahead and talk about that.
Speaker 2: And then I guess I'll circle back to the Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift interaction in I'll just get canceled and hung out
Speaker 2: to dry.
Speaker 4: Oh that Celine Dion, she like handed her the trophy
Speaker 4: and she didn't pay her any mind. Right to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Like zero, like like meme worthy, I'm not looking at
Speaker 2: you and taking a Grammy and then I don't even
Speaker 2: look at you before I go to the microphone and
Speaker 2: speak gosh.
Speaker 4: Wow dude, Yeah, I mean, I'm not as Swifty by
Speaker 4: any means. But I'm sure in that moment it's, uh,
Speaker 4: it's a whirlwind, and you're just sort.
Speaker 2: Of is it a whirlwind for Taylor Swift to get
Speaker 2: a Grammy again just.
Speaker 4: To her credit or to sure her defense.
Speaker 2: But I mean, that's the safe thing to do. You're
Speaker 2: doing it right now. I'm I'm being docked as we
Speaker 2: speak for not even defending it was nice knowing you, guys.
Speaker 4: I just know, I mean, you want to show Selene
Speaker 4: more respect. One, she's a legend. Two she's got this
Speaker 4: horrific disease called stiff person syndrome the li and yeah,
Speaker 4: and I recently found out I didn't really know about.
Speaker 4: I had heard that she had this thing called stiff
Speaker 4: person syndrome. And I've been dealing with all my medical issues.
Speaker 4: And I don't even know if I've told Durs all
Speaker 4: of this, but I've been dealing with my medical issues.
Speaker 4: So I've been to multiple, multiple specialists, and I finally
Speaker 4: go to this neuromuscular specialist who is like this genius
Speaker 4: and super smart Indian woman doctor, and she's just brilliant.
Speaker 4: And she was telling me, she was like, I think
Speaker 4: you have this condition called stiff person syndrome. You have
Speaker 4: all of these symptoms, or you have a lot of
Speaker 4: the symptoms, and we're going to test you and send
Speaker 4: off your blood work to the Mayo Clinic to see
Speaker 4: if you have stiff person syndrome. And I'm like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: stiff person syndrome. Sure, I'm a little stiff correct. Give
Speaker 4: me on, Give me on the meds. Doesn't sound too bad,
Speaker 4: doesn't sound too bad. Rub some Lazarus Naturals relief and
Speaker 4: recovery gel on my muscles. Yeah, drink a zoa, Drink
Speaker 4: a zoa. I'm good to go. Bitch, dude, Well, in
Speaker 4: my mind, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I was like, give me the medicine, bitch. Uh. And
Speaker 4: I looked it up. It's shut up a bit horrific.
Speaker 4: It's like a horrific disease. And Seline Dion has it,
Speaker 4: and bless her heart, seems like she's doing okay with it.
Speaker 4: She I know she's no longer singing, which is her
Speaker 4: whole career, and I'm sure she loves doing it. So
Speaker 4: that sucks. And it makes you so tight that your
Speaker 4: heart ends up going out and then you will spasm
Speaker 4: and you'll set so hard and you'll fall over and
Speaker 4: just I crack your skull and you fold down stairs,
Speaker 4: and like, I mean, I went on, made the mistake
Speaker 4: of looking at all this shit. So it took three
Speaker 4: weeks for me to get the results back from Mayo Clinic,
Speaker 4: and we're in a bad place. I was constantly every
Speaker 4: night at like four am, I just go sit on
Speaker 4: the toilet and just watch horrific videos of people being
Speaker 4: super stiff. I just got the call that we got
Speaker 4: my blood. We're back on Friday. They're like, okay, so
Speaker 4: you don't have stiff person syndrome. Okay, I do not
Speaker 4: have it. But it was a wild three weeks that
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm dying. I'm dying. I have this
Speaker 4: horrific disease.
Speaker 2: Yes, God, and you can't and you can't even sing
Speaker 2: like Celine Dione. So that's probably also the huge letdown.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would have been a great way to actually
Speaker 4: stop singing, Like they would stop act asking me to
Speaker 4: sing and shit, They're like, we know you can't, we
Speaker 4: know you can't, and I'd be like, yeah, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 3: You're probably wondering the real reason why Bumper and Berlin
Speaker 3: is not going well.
Speaker 4: I took a test.
Speaker 3: You heard it here first, like behind the curtain. For
Speaker 3: the last three weeks or so, we have been really stressed.
Speaker 3: Curtain behind Adam right now, Yes, behind there is the
Speaker 3: doctors where you guys reside. We have really been stressing.
Speaker 3: We really thought as a friendship group that we might
Speaker 3: have to be dealing with some really heavy life hammer shit.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's what I was thinking. I wasn't thinking about that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I need a second opinion. I don't I'm not convenient.
Speaker 4: I will say, you guys were all pretty gray. You
Speaker 4: all reached out in your own ways, which was which
Speaker 4: is very nice. Yeah, yeah, you know durs and uh,
Speaker 4: you know random texts And I was like, I'm not
Speaker 4: I'm not usually getting these random texts of like hey
Speaker 4: check out this.
Speaker 2: I do wish I just like sent you like I
Speaker 2: sent the link to like ice trays or something like
Speaker 2: this is a thing. Bet you could use this around
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 4: I mean it was very it was very like, Uh,
Speaker 4: I will say, I I have some friends that are
Speaker 4: like in the program, like the alcohol Anonymous program. H
Speaker 4: And I'm not I'm not, I'm not in it. Uh,
Speaker 4: but but they were so good at it, Like you
Speaker 4: guys were great because I know you guys, just like
Speaker 4: I got stuff from you, like some texts from from doors.
Speaker 4: Blake called me, didn't really talk. We didn't really talk
Speaker 4: about it, but we talked about other stuff. Kyle called me,
Speaker 4: same thing. We didn't really talk about it, but I
Speaker 4: feel like I talked about it more with Blake, uh,
Speaker 4: a little less with Kyle or not none at all,
Speaker 4: hardly with Kyle.
Speaker 2: Good what what are you watching?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, dude, it was that it was like just checking in,
Speaker 4: see what's what's good with you? I'm just tearing Toronto,
Speaker 4: just chilling, and I'm like, and I could tell we
Speaker 4: don't really talk about the phone like that, so I
Speaker 4: knew that it was it was just guys, guys and
Speaker 4: can't talk about the elephant in the room. Well, my
Speaker 4: friends that were in the program, they I mean, I
Speaker 4: was like, maybe we all just go into i'll call
Speaker 4: it anonymous and just just to get better with our feelings.
Speaker 4: Because they were fantastic. Oh okay, these guys are just
Speaker 4: great at talking about feelings. I'm like, yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 4: I guess they have to go to these fucking meetings
Speaker 4: every week and hammer out their feelings they get you
Speaker 4: get pretty good at it after a while.
Speaker 2: Adam, I hate to break it to you, I guarantee
Speaker 2: you they were just stealing lines that they heard over
Speaker 2: that day. You know. They it didn't really even come
Speaker 2: from the heart. It just they knew it sounded good.
Speaker 2: They have it in their drafts and they just fire
Speaker 2: it off.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, I mean honestly, yes, for sure, for sure,
Speaker 4: they just have like they like heard another drunk say it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was intoxicated. I believe it's drunkard, A drunkard,
Speaker 2: another drunkard. Yeah, you know mine was from the heart
Speaker 2: because it was just hanging there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was hanging there. Dude, it was it
Speaker 4: was like, check out this score of the Nebraska versus
Speaker 4: Wisconsin basketball game.
Speaker 2: What was I think right? Or no? Maybe it was
Speaker 2: just to think it's out of the wire.
Speaker 3: What was really crazy is when you were super convinced
Speaker 3: that you had it. We were on that call where
Speaker 3: we were.
Speaker 4: Well, dude, it wasn't like I diagnosed myself. This very
Speaker 4: smart doctor was like, this is what I think you
Speaker 4: have two doctors.
Speaker 2: I thought I had that smart now.
Speaker 4: Yes, an idiot.
Speaker 3: But you started to really walk down the path where
Speaker 3: you were considering that you had it and you're then
Speaker 3: your symptoms got infinitely worse. Remember when we talked to
Speaker 3: You're like, you're not sleeping. I'm starting to lose my vision.
Speaker 4: I just keep twitching. So that sucks.
Speaker 2: But well that's sleep related.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sleep and stress.
Speaker 3: That was where I was like, oh I I because
Speaker 3: I didn't want to as soon as you said you
Speaker 3: might have it. It's it's like such a small margin
Speaker 3: that you may. I was like, oh, man, like I
Speaker 3: just don't want to believe that he does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's the other thing. It's it's like a
Speaker 4: one in a million. Literally, it's a one in a
Speaker 4: million chance that you're going to get it. And I
Speaker 4: guess there's only five thousand, which it doesn't really work
Speaker 4: out with the math, but there's only five thousand people
Speaker 4: in the US that are diagnosed with it, so it
Speaker 4: would be far fetched. It'd be kind of That's what
Speaker 4: I was like.
Speaker 2: El I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 4: If I'm going to get a disease, I want to
Speaker 4: get like the rarest of the Pokemon. Right, dude, it's
Speaker 4: kind of.
Speaker 2: A bummer that Selene has it because it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you want when other people to get it, to say,
Speaker 2: it's what Adam Divine has. That's it, it's called it's
Speaker 2: called Divine syndrome. You're not going to like, yes, Luke
Speaker 2: Griggs isn't lou Garriggs. It has a real name, but
Speaker 2: he's the most famous guy who call it that.
Speaker 4: Right right, right right? Yes, also pretty worried.
Speaker 3: I had that it would be a real battle between
Speaker 3: you and Selene and I don't know, bro.
Speaker 2: No, by the way, like Selene syndrome way better than
Speaker 2: stiff person syndrome. What what fucking dork came up with that?
Speaker 4: Well, by the way, it's it's it's still super it's
Speaker 4: still super new. I mean hopefully, so she.
Speaker 2: Got it, she got it early, she did, she's.
Speaker 4: Ahead of one of the pioneers. Hopefully we find a
Speaker 4: cure and she doesn't die from it and we don't
Speaker 4: have to name the disease after her, you know, because
Speaker 4: it's always you. But I hear what you're saying, and
Speaker 4: I am a competitive person, so I would be I
Speaker 4: just know myself, I would be like, dang, if I
Speaker 4: did get stippers at syndrome and I'm going to die
Speaker 4: from it, it sucks that and there's not a world
Speaker 4: that it wouldn't be. Like Blake said, I'm gonna duke
Speaker 4: it out with Selene and it that'd be a real
Speaker 4: toss up. It's not a toss up. She's Celene Dion.
Speaker 4: She's saying, my heart will go on.
Speaker 2: She's international, You're she won.
Speaker 4: I just I uphold you. Yeah, like it very highly.
Speaker 4: Thank you, And that's why you're one of my You're
Speaker 4: one of my two best friends who are currently on
Speaker 4: this sun else.
Speaker 3: And I would love a version of the Titanic soundtrack
Speaker 3: only sung by you, and I guarantee it would fucking
Speaker 3: rock could do. It would be so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, send that to Blake.
Speaker 4: I feel like I have the energy for that. I
Speaker 4: have the energy for that. It wouldn't sound good. It
Speaker 4: wouldn't sound good.
Speaker 2: Adam. I think if you approached Selene, here's what I
Speaker 2: think might go down. If you approached and your like Selene,
Speaker 2: huge fan. Understand you've been battling this. I too have it,
Speaker 2: and it would just mean so much to me if
Speaker 2: you did. It would mean so much to me. If
Speaker 2: if I could kind of get the name and it
Speaker 2: could be Adam de Vine, I do feel like she'd
Speaker 2: be like, that is not going to happen.
Speaker 4: No, you're fucking you. You must be smoking crack.
Speaker 2: It's not even in my hands. I'm Selene Dion. Honestly,
Speaker 2: it's a little guy.
Speaker 4: I mean, I hope she's like, it is up to me.
Speaker 5: And oh, sorry, you said right by.
Speaker 2: How do you say nobody to me? You are like
Speaker 2: you are?
Speaker 4: How do you say enough?
Speaker 2: Crumpled like a crumpled leaf. I am the tree, I
Speaker 2: am the I am of the wind. You are the
Speaker 2: farts in the wind.
Speaker 4: You are you are the loose but and then she
Speaker 4: starts singing, you are the.
Speaker 2: Loose butole I came up with that. Well you perhaps,
Speaker 2: but now that I have said it is now mine,
Speaker 2: come back. You just you're a bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So to circle back to Taylor Swift, sure that sucks. Man.
Speaker 4: You should have showed you should have showed some respect
Speaker 4: to the o G superstar Selene motherfucking neon.
Speaker 2: I always like those moments too, where someone who's giving
Speaker 2: the who's presenting the awards, right, Usually there's somebody of
Speaker 2: a stature, and I think this was like the fucking
Speaker 2: award of the Year, like Album of the Year and
Speaker 2: so like you. When you're receiving it from that person,
Speaker 2: it's usually like, holy fuck this thank you would now
Speaker 2: turn to get this speech is my hero? Like Miley
Speaker 2: Cyrus did a very good job of roping in Rya Carton.
Speaker 3: I think it was like the comparison to that because
Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus one and she made it more about Mariah
Speaker 3: Carey than it was about her almost, And then like
Speaker 3: there that the Taylor Swift thing in comparison was like,
Speaker 3: oh geez, she kind of dissed her. But I don't
Speaker 3: know it is that ship happened so quick?
Speaker 4: How would you know?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't mean, I mean whatever. I think it's Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's I think it's from all from all accountle. Maybe
Speaker 4: maybe Taylor Swift doesn't fuck with Celene dee On. Maybe
Speaker 4: she doesn't know the real Selene hits dude she does, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I could I could see that.
Speaker 2: Does she? Selene's with it? She's use rox with.
Speaker 4: It, Celene with it, rock with hey. I like that
Speaker 4: old yeah, absolutely yeah, But but I mean I feel
Speaker 4: like it all happened very quickly. She should have given
Speaker 4: her more problem. But the obummer is for Selene, how
Speaker 4: many more times is she going to be on an
Speaker 4: award show like out and about like this, Like I
Speaker 4: think that's the whole thing she's done, Like she's she's
Speaker 4: said she's retired from singing, like this was a rare
Speaker 4: outing And if you watch it, because I was, I
Speaker 4: watched it just going like I wonder if I could
Speaker 4: tell she has a stiff person or not, and you
Speaker 4: couldn't really, but the way she helps, the way she
Speaker 4: held her hands together, and like, uh, yeah, the way
Speaker 4: she held her hands together, Like I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: maybe that's because like you, when you have stiff persons
Speaker 4: like you, you're you'll like crumple up on yourself for
Speaker 4: a little bit. Uh And so you know, it kind
Speaker 4: of bummed me out just knowing what she's going through.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't actually know what she's going through,
Speaker 4: but I did enough research that I thought.
Speaker 2: You're aware of it.
Speaker 4: I'm aware of it.
Speaker 3: And sure after she hears this podcast, she will call
Speaker 3: you and be like you were wrong about everything.
Speaker 2: I was holding my hands.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: I hope she goes I'm an avid t I nation listener.
Speaker 4: I'm a citizen. Oh dude, is that what we call
Speaker 4: our listeners? The citizens of t I I'm a citizen
Speaker 4: of the nation. I'm the citizen of t I Nation,
Speaker 4: citizen near far. I don't know who the fuck you are.
Speaker 2: I feel like followers of Adam shouldn't be citizens, they
Speaker 2: should be Standison's because you stand to wipe your ass.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I guess, well.
Speaker 2: That's all I got, and that's all I got. That's
Speaker 2: all I got, all right?
Speaker 4: Uh no, but she calls. She's like, I'm a huge
Speaker 4: I'm a citizen of t I Nation. I listen to
Speaker 4: every episode. I loved this episode. You shine some light
Speaker 4: on stiff person syndrome. I want you to record my
Speaker 4: entire catalog, to re record my entire catalog, and then
Speaker 4: I then I go to then I go to work
Speaker 4: as second career as a singer, that a lot of
Speaker 4: work hold. It was just like hit the hits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can I play fifteen Can I play fifteen seconds
Speaker 3: of this song?
Speaker 4: Just to see what it is? What's going on with
Speaker 4: how you're saying words today?
Speaker 2: What's going on with it?
Speaker 4: Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: You need a zoo in your life.
Speaker 3: You see what this song is, because I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: it's really good.
Speaker 4: I have it.
Speaker 2: Is this the Nightmare on Elm Street soundtrack. I did
Speaker 2: not know she did this.
Speaker 4: Dang, dude, we're already at eight seconds.
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 4: Hold on, I have to skip ahead, so what to do?
Speaker 4: You can only play fifteen seconds?
Speaker 3: Yeah, otherwise they will take this episode down. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: skip ahead to fifty seven seconds and play five seconds,
Speaker 3: and I hope we know what it is.
Speaker 2: I don't know any other songs besides the hold on. Fuck.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, me too, Yo.
Speaker 3: That song is so I nailed it at fifty seven seconds.
Speaker 4: That song is so good.
Speaker 2: That's where I encourage all the like every fours as
Speaker 2: get together and fucking like the wine.
Speaker 4: Deal girl. Yeah, that's when the white wine is flowing.
Speaker 2: What fuck you? Right now?
Speaker 4: That's when they get out. They just have like, uh
Speaker 4: a vas of white zinfande and they're just fucking pounding.
Speaker 3: Celene Dion makes the most fucking chug white wine music
Speaker 3: you've ever heard in your life.
Speaker 2: Tony Braxton in the mix, just saying he's in the mix,
Speaker 2: But Selene, does Tony?
Speaker 4: Does Tony Braxton have half stiff person? No? She doesn't.
Speaker 4: That body move dude. No, does Tony Braxton have a sister?
Speaker 4: Named Tamara. Sure, Maara Braxton.
Speaker 2: I think if you meet somebody with the last name
Speaker 2: Braxton there, Yeah, doesn't she have a reality show that
Speaker 2: they're all on They're all on it?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, Well she's had some theater in in La
Speaker 4: And I was like, is that that has to be Tony's.
Speaker 3: Sister Tony Braxton that her first album was one of
Speaker 3: the first CDs I ever had. I used to do
Speaker 3: my homework every day to that that album.
Speaker 4: Dude, I fucking loved that album.
Speaker 2: You would work that pencil down to a bone.
Speaker 4: It's just another sad love song rock in my brain.
Speaker 4: I'll just be doing mad this.
Speaker 2: Is the one. Are you here drinking wine?
Speaker 4: Why? Wine talk?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just doing vocabulary.
Speaker 4: That's it, dude. I used to jam that shit.
Speaker 3: She's on the cover just with like a little the
Speaker 3: little leather jacket hanging off the shoulder with the short haircut.
Speaker 4: She was kind of one of not one of the first.
Speaker 3: But she like re re goot that shit going in
Speaker 3: the nineties where it was like short haircut.
Speaker 4: In the nineties, re goot, what does that man recot
Speaker 4: that shit going in the nineties.
Speaker 2: I didn't follow it either.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was a total bay with short hair.
Speaker 3: It was just like, yeah, I feel like Tony Braxon
Speaker 3: put it kinda on the map.
Speaker 4: And also the girl from Free Willie. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're way wrong. I feel like a
Speaker 4: lot of people had short hair.
Speaker 2: Lori Petty, Lori Petty.
Speaker 3: I'm saying there were a few trailblazers and Tony is
Speaker 3: one of them.
Speaker 4: Can you throw a Tony Braxton super hot photo? Just
Speaker 4: put the cover of the first album and by the
Speaker 4: by the way, to our producers, when we're looking at
Speaker 4: photos like Drake's cock and all these photos, uh if
Speaker 4: we could put them up for the YouTube as well.
Speaker 4: We we want our our listeners or sorry, the citizens
Speaker 4: to when they're watching on YouTube, to see to see
Speaker 4: the stuff.
Speaker 2: Un break my heart.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on you drop it, drop it, dude, This
Speaker 3: is me doing homework, fucking vocabulary.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, you're making me high.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's after this. Of course that's fifteen seconds
Speaker 4: right there. But you have to look at the.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: You don't know enough just to go thirty seconds in
Speaker 4: like they all have. Just goro, just go twenty thirty
Speaker 4: seconds in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I love the way it starts, I love.
Speaker 4: All we hear is just like symbols and chimes and
Speaker 4: fucking like little shaker weights.
Speaker 2: And the mood is set. Don't get me wrong, the
Speaker 2: mood is sick.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: She's such a babe. That's one of my favorite out
Speaker 3: What's the one where.
Speaker 2: She's got like, is it not pajamas open but you
Speaker 2: can see like the little belly button poking out? Dude?
Speaker 2: Is it silk pajamas? I'm not trying to mix it
Speaker 2: up with the TLC one creep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, the TLC is creep. They wear some silk pajamas.
Speaker 2: But I feel like she also has a video where
Speaker 2: she's in like pajamas that are kind of open top
Speaker 2: to bottom.
Speaker 3: I think that was a nineties thing where you were
Speaker 3: just in lots of like silk pajamas.
Speaker 4: In the nineties, as.
Speaker 3: A female artist, you had to have a silk pajama's
Speaker 3: music video.
Speaker 2: Had to Did she have the music video where it
Speaker 2: was just all the male models.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she was like it was like an elevator
Speaker 3: and then the elevator would open up and she'd be like.
Speaker 2: That was the one where I was like, at this point,
Speaker 2: I could go either way. I got a lot of
Speaker 2: questions going on there.
Speaker 4: Now, are you saying you like the Fireman?
Speaker 2: I don't. I mean, I don't remember it like you do.
Speaker 4: But he didn't dislike the Fireman.
Speaker 2: I do remember being like, these guys are handsome, They're
Speaker 2: very good looking man, good looking, good looking guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess I didn't. Tony Braxton wasn't really on
Speaker 4: my radar in the way it was for for you guys.
Speaker 4: To me, I was a TLC boy, they were very
Speaker 4: very much on my radar. Breathe again before before TLC correct.
Speaker 3: Pretty much the exact same time, to be honest.
Speaker 4: Oh well then I was all TLC all all the time.
Speaker 4: Matter of fact, I think had their like first album.
Speaker 2: Everyone at school called Adam creep because he thinks he
Speaker 2: was a huge TLC.
Speaker 4: I thought it was because I love TLC.
Speaker 2: Oh here comes Creep, Here's creep. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was in a wheelchair at that time, so it's
Speaker 4: me creeping up on them. Yeah, that's what I thought
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 2: Oh, I hear the creepy wheels, it's creep. And then
Speaker 2: when they made him cry, they're like, oh, here comes waterfall.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 2: The nicknames never stopped.
Speaker 4: Yes, I feel TLC was the one for me. Also,
Speaker 4: Janet Jackson, she really got got me going.
Speaker 2: Are we just naming black singers right now? I'm just asking.
Speaker 4: No, no, because it's all trickled down from Celine Dion.
Speaker 4: I was thinking like R and B singers, of course, yes,
Speaker 4: not a lot of not a lot of white and
Speaker 4: R and B singers in the nineties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you really brought the thunder as like a in
Speaker 3: the nineties white R and B singer.
Speaker 4: I don't know that it existed at that point.
Speaker 2: Well, it depends what your definition of R and B is.
Speaker 2: I feel like Amy Grant.
Speaker 4: Let the Falls Fall Down. I think that's Christian rock. Dude. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I feel like, yeah.
Speaker 2: I think you're right. I think in the two thousands
Speaker 2: is when the whites took over with Brittany and Christina
Speaker 2: Aguilera scientist.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that to me is a little different than Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's pop, that's like pop, that's pop stars.
Speaker 2: Well, it's pop. It's pop because they're white. It's automatically
Speaker 2: popular because no.
Speaker 4: I just don't have the same groove to white people.
Speaker 2: Go whoa, it's like rap, It's like Beastie Boys come out.
Speaker 3: No, it's not, dude, it sounds way different, like this
Speaker 3: has waste, way more slow and like has more bass
Speaker 3: to it. And Christina Aguilera is like, it's not it's not. No,
Speaker 3: it's not right.
Speaker 2: You don't think she had slow songs? She did. I
Speaker 2: don't think she had R and B songs.
Speaker 4: Oh maybe I got to check the cuts. I actually
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it that I feel like they popped
Speaker 2: off in the two thousands, but I don't. You're right,
Speaker 2: I don't think I can think of any whites in
Speaker 2: the nineties.
Speaker 4: Amy Grant was a great guess.
Speaker 2: Amy Grant, Baby Baby, Something's in motion.
Speaker 4: Oh that's the one. I was like, how do I
Speaker 4: know Amy Grant? And it's baby Baby? Don't don't you
Speaker 4: want me to play the first two seconds of it? Yeah? Em,
Speaker 4: maybe maybe we go thirty second ten?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't even know if you need to play it.
Speaker 2: I might know one more word?
Speaker 4: Here we go, Uh wait, hold on, I'll go through.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, hard, this is R and B. This is
Speaker 2: R B right here.
Speaker 4: Too much? Too much? Runway too much?
Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm gonna go one twelve man and I
Speaker 3: can play one second because I've gone, I've already gone
Speaker 3: fourteen seconds, so wait.
Speaker 2: Are we talking about one twelve?
Speaker 4: And then it goes stacked.
Speaker 2: Baby, I'm so glad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your mine or I'm yours. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but look, I feel
Speaker 2: like Mariah Carey kind of ambiguously covered a lot of
Speaker 2: white uh you know, bases in the nineties as far
Speaker 2: as R and B sing.
Speaker 4: She really rode, yeah, rode that line. What is Mariah Carrey?
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's an appropriate question a human
Speaker 2: human being.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I was like, where's she? Like, what what
Speaker 4: is she? What's she claiming? Dude, Well that's I like that.
Speaker 2: What is she claiming? What is she claiming?
Speaker 4: I love her?
Speaker 2: Whatever the goat she wants, She's the goat.
Speaker 4: Mariah Carey, Dude, what was it she had? Like what
Speaker 4: was she was wearing Like a little haltertop with.
Speaker 2: Butterfly album cover? Yeah, stop, adam, don't, I'm about to
Speaker 2: drake all over this place.
Speaker 4: And she was like wearing a rainbow yeah, halter top.
Speaker 2: Right, it like went into the background.
Speaker 3: Yeah, IgA, I swear to god, I jerked off to
Speaker 3: the hard copy of that CD. Yeah, yeah, I guess
Speaker 3: I remember that, dude, the music video with Jerry O'Connell.
Speaker 2: We've already talked about this.
Speaker 4: This shit just burns into your memory. It was like
Speaker 4: when we were in the the the Rock and Roll
Speaker 4: Hall of Fame. Yeah, and you just see like Shanaiah
Speaker 4: Twain's display stop me in my Tracks I knew every
Speaker 4: outfit like it was transformed back to like a little
Speaker 4: thirteen fourteen year old boy just being like stopped dead
Speaker 4: in my Tracks scene.
Speaker 2: I think I remember seeing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw you you like stopped and you collapsed,
Speaker 3: and I got a little worried. But then I'm like,
Speaker 3: we gotta get to Columbus, bro, we gotta love this.
Speaker 4: They're like this this stiff this stiff man right here. Oh, dude,
Speaker 4: is uh.
Speaker 2: Is always always be my baby, her number one Jim.
Speaker 2: Is that what it is for you guys or just me?
Speaker 4: I feel like the Christmas one that they play every
Speaker 4: Christmas is probably her biggest song.
Speaker 2: But do you know what I mean? For you guys
Speaker 2: in your opinion, like she.
Speaker 3: Has so many freaking amazing we Belong together, which was
Speaker 3: that Fantasy is really good.
Speaker 2: Fantasy is Yeah, hold on, let me skip ahead.
Speaker 3: That one's a fun which one's that flamethrower fantasy?
Speaker 4: So good, so good? And then shake it off? Isn't
Speaker 4: freaking half bad?
Speaker 2: If? Is that Jermaine? Everybody, just everybody ever? Did you
Speaker 2: know that Jermaine dupri was a NEPO baby?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Who is his dad? But I think his dad was somebody.
Speaker 2: I think I just read that or heard that the
Speaker 2: day and I was like, cool, who are the dudes?
Speaker 4: Dude, Jermaine dupri I fucking loved him. Yeah.
Speaker 3: When I first met you, you claimed Jamaine du Prix
Speaker 3: harder than anybody I've ever met.
Speaker 4: In my life. You love Jamaine Dupris. Fucking Jamaine Dupris. Well, one,
Speaker 4: I just thought he's like a funny reference to reference is.
Speaker 4: Anytime I would see a limo, I would loudly be like,
Speaker 4: I bet Jamaine Dupris in there. Yeah, because you assume,
Speaker 4: you assume he's always in limos. Dude, he's fucking Jamaine Depris.
Speaker 3: Absolutely absolutely, I mean it's Jamaine Dupris. He's in limos
Speaker 3: at all time.
Speaker 2: Can we get a little always be my baby?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 4: Jamaine Dupri's artistic career began when he this is his
Speaker 4: I guess his Wikipedia. His father is an Atlanta talent manager,
Speaker 4: so he's not really a uh nepo baby's dad's a
Speaker 4: talent manager. So that's not like.
Speaker 2: He's in the business.
Speaker 4: He's in the business. But that's not like you're you're
Speaker 4: not a famous It's not George Clooney. Come on, it's
Speaker 4: not like.
Speaker 2: I'm George Clooney. Is ants Rosemary Clooney. She was what
Speaker 2: the fuck are we doing? Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's why I said he wasn't George Clooney. Man,
Speaker 4: that was my.
Speaker 2: Ex But that's just his aunt was a singer or
Speaker 2: was his mom or his aunt?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I guess what does it take to be a
Speaker 4: nepo baby?
Speaker 3: Like how deep does your parent have to be in
Speaker 3: the industry to be Like if my mom did puppet shows,
Speaker 3: would you be like, oh, Blake's mom was in a business.
Speaker 2: If you became a puppeteer, yeah, I'd be like, well, dude,
Speaker 2: he grew up around puppets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well okay, But in the case of like George.
Speaker 2: Clooney and she has to give you a job.
Speaker 3: See, but George Clooney's mom is a or grandma is
Speaker 3: a singer, right, but he is in acting.
Speaker 2: But you're saying he's a nepo baby. I think she
Speaker 2: might have done some acting too.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's fucking get him. But the nepo baby thing
Speaker 4: is stupid because you wouldn't call someone I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: His dad was the former president of Columbia Records Black
Speaker 2: Music Division. Okay, a former senior vice president of Columbia
Speaker 2: Records Crew.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he's not a singer, but uh, okay, well,
Speaker 4: probably a layup. Yeah that's called a layup.
Speaker 2: So called you're a director and your kid's an actor,
Speaker 2: that's not a neo situation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's called a layup, dude, don't worry about that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm just saying neo baby. Even the term is fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: You have to be the exact same here. Let me talk,
Speaker 2: of course, but we all know what it means.
Speaker 4: Sure, Sure, I'm just saying it's dumb because if you
Speaker 4: if your dad is a plumber and he runs a
Speaker 4: plumbing business, and then you decide to get in the
Speaker 4: plumbing business because your dad was in the plumbing business,
Speaker 4: no one is gonna call you a nepo baby. You
Speaker 4: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm not defending neo baby. I'm just saying that it
Speaker 2: is what it is.
Speaker 4: Sure, I'm just saying I don't understand why it's why
Speaker 4: we would even say that. It's kind of a dirty
Speaker 4: word at this point.
Speaker 2: You know who's gonna call it you? But but this
Speaker 2: is but the adam, I would argue, I would argue
Speaker 2: that you're wrong because let's say the dad has plumbing business, right, Sure,
Speaker 2: he's interviewing plumbers, and instead of giving the job to
Speaker 2: somebody who's been working as a plumber for years it's
Speaker 2: probably more qualified. The dad goes, I'm gonna hire my
Speaker 2: son on the team, and he has that's life.
Speaker 4: But that's every job ever.
Speaker 2: I know that I know. But dude, I'm not saying
Speaker 2: I am anti nepo baby or that it's not a
Speaker 2: crazy concept. I'm saying that the person who you're saying,
Speaker 2: who's gonna call him a nepo baby, the person that
Speaker 2: interviewed for the job that's more qualified, that goes he
Speaker 2: gave it to his son. He's a fucking nepo baby.
Speaker 2: Not to use that it's a real term, but like
Speaker 2: you're gonna go, that's fucking bullshit. I'm a better plumber
Speaker 2: than that person. I should have gotten that job.
Speaker 4: Sure, it's kind of a delicate, but I understand what
Speaker 4: you're saying. I just uh, I just think the term
Speaker 4: nepo baby is stupid because in any business, across across
Speaker 4: any business, that happens where you're like, yeah, it's who
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree with you. I think it's a it's
Speaker 2: been a nice, a fun little thing to say, a
Speaker 2: nice little hashtag. You. I don't think you can take
Speaker 2: people down for it. I agree with you. But to
Speaker 2: ignore the fact that like it's real is different.
Speaker 3: Well for sure, I mean, yeah, it's definitely real. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's definitely real.
Speaker 2: It's real, mate. And all I'm saying is Jermaine dupre
Speaker 2: for his dad to be a record executive and for
Speaker 2: you to be like, well, it's welling a rapper.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, what kind of like mean thing can
Speaker 4: we say to about like really beautiful people, you know,
Speaker 4: because they pissed me off more than nepo babies.
Speaker 2: Like you mean like genetic lottery babies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, son, fuck your hot mom and dad. Oh
Speaker 4: there is a there is a thing pretty privilege. Oh
Speaker 4: pretty privilege. I hate pretty privilege. Where did you forget
Speaker 4: that from the just said pretty? It's called pretty privilege.
Speaker 3: You're pretty, boy, I think being ugly is way cooler
Speaker 3: than being pretty. Being ugly is such a you would have.
Speaker 5: To boy, yes, boy, epic bird.
Speaker 2: Ahead, I have to state the other excited.
Speaker 4: Well, because obviously everybody's heard it's a tale as old
Speaker 4: as time.
Speaker 3: When you're ugly as fuck like me, it's just snotty. No,
Speaker 3: you have to develop a sense of humor. Man, you
Speaker 3: have to be snotty. Nosesn't but why you're ugly?
Speaker 4: Go ahead, the mate blake. By the way, no one
Speaker 4: thinks you're ugly. Everyone's super super excited about those tasteful
Speaker 4: nudes that I put on my Instagram story of you
Speaker 4: in your Calvin Klein's looking real good. Wasn't my body
Speaker 4: that was your exact fun.
Speaker 2: But it looked good. I was like, he's got to
Speaker 2: cut the heude.
Speaker 4: It looked good. And if you cut your hair thinking
Speaker 4: about it, your body doesn't look that similar.
Speaker 2: Dissimilar Nope, nope, don't interrupt him.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry your body doesn't look that dissimilar.
Speaker 3: Yes, different, different, I know, just the word, you know,
Speaker 3: different from.
Speaker 4: What that from what Jeremy Allen White, your body looks
Speaker 4: very similar. Your body looks very similar.
Speaker 2: Doub boy.
Speaker 3: I've thought harder, more recently than ever about cutting my hair.
Speaker 3: I'm just kind, but it's it means more than just
Speaker 3: I just like having long hair. It speaks to my spirit.
Speaker 3: I like having it.
Speaker 4: Keep it. Then, what do we care? Well? What I'll
Speaker 4: say though, Okay, what's cool about being ugly?
Speaker 3: Which you know, whether you consider me an ugly person
Speaker 3: or not, I've always kind of had a bad self image.
Speaker 3: It requires you to develop skills beyond your looks. Hey,
Speaker 3: you develop a personality.
Speaker 2: It's like you have.
Speaker 4: We all think we look like mutants. I acsessed with
Speaker 4: my neck fat you.
Speaker 2: Know, Uh, tell us how ugly you are? I got
Speaker 2: these tits I can't shake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, durs has these big old titties that he can't shake.
Speaker 4: Oh you can shake them, baby, Hello, give me some
Speaker 4: freaking and dude, you're not ugly. Everyone thought your Calvin
Speaker 4: Klein commercial that you did on that rooftop that I
Speaker 4: released the photos of what you look fantastic. And by
Speaker 4: the way, your body looks exactly like is You would
Speaker 4: look exactly like him. If you cut your hair okay,
Speaker 4: fair enough.
Speaker 2: And which which which brings me to the reason your
Speaker 2: personality is not that great. Yeah you're not that ugly.
Speaker 4: Yeah you're not that even that ugly.
Speaker 2: Which explains why you're not that fun cool, interesting? Yeah not.
Speaker 3: I just have comic books that I try to show people.
Speaker 3: I don't have a personality.
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, that's your personality. Yeah, I get Hey, look
Speaker 4: at these cool things I've gathered over time.
Speaker 2: You're a hermit.
Speaker 4: My whole personality is just talking about my ailments at
Speaker 4: this point.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it used to be talking about his big ass,
Speaker 6: like yeah, you're basically an eighty year old man with
Speaker 6: a grandpa, And he's like, I don't know, man, my
Speaker 6: ass hurt, my elbow hurts, I can't smell, I can't see.
Speaker 2: How do we explain these people, these fabulous looking people
Speaker 2: with interesting interests and personalities and curiosity, Like what the
Speaker 2: fuck happened there? They were just raised? Did they have
Speaker 2: like an ugly mom and like a hot dad or
Speaker 2: vice versa.
Speaker 4: Are you saying like Drake?
Speaker 3: Are you saying like Drake, how he's like good looking,
Speaker 3: can rap and has a huge wrangler.
Speaker 2: I don't think Drake is that I don't think Drake
Speaker 2: is outstandingly attractive.
Speaker 4: I think he's gotten hot and over hotter over years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it ebbs and flows, but I yeah.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, money he does that to a person you're
Speaker 4: able to afford.
Speaker 2: I think is nice. I think he's nice looking, but
Speaker 2: he's not hot.
Speaker 4: He's that video. I think he's pretty hot, dude. If
Speaker 4: he wasn't famous, you would crash your car staring at
Speaker 4: this man, you know, right, like like Brad Pitt, Like
Speaker 4: and we're all heatero sexual men here. But if we
Speaker 4: saw and he wasn't famous, and we just saw him
Speaker 4: at a grocery store or something, we would all kind
Speaker 4: of stare at that guy. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Kind of.
Speaker 4: I feel like those people, we should be more upset
Speaker 4: at them, right than neo babies.
Speaker 3: Is Brad Pitt, he's your hottest guy, he's your show stopper,
Speaker 3: Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Hang your hat on. Sure.
Speaker 2: But what I'm what I'm talking about is is he
Speaker 2: also interesting? Like I know he's into like architecture, but
Speaker 2: that I feel like that's just a rich person thing
Speaker 2: where you're like, yeah, I build houses. It's like, well
Speaker 2: nice because you could afford to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all of a sudden, I care about.
Speaker 2: That, whereas like trying to think of somebody who's like
Speaker 2: fabulously handsome or beautiful. Then also like, I don't know, clooney,
Speaker 2: he's also like speaking in front of Congress about stuff,
Speaker 2: and like you agree or disagree with his stances on things, but.
Speaker 4: You think his brain is sexy too. Yeah, that NEPO
Speaker 4: baby's pretty fucking cool. Yeah, he's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: I'd like to twist his NEPs.
Speaker 3: I gotta see how ugly his mom is, dude, because
Speaker 3: that might have made him cool.
Speaker 4: I think she was baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was probably really a mom or man, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're probably all really beautiful people.
Speaker 2: The beauty of this podcast is we don't know.
Speaker 4: But we're you know, Chloe and I are gonna have
Speaker 4: a baby any second now, and I'm really hoping.
Speaker 2: Like so you say, I feel like it's been two years.
Speaker 4: I know, I tell you, Oh, you're so close. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: By the time people listen to this podcast, you're gonna
Speaker 4: be a dad.
Speaker 2: I'll already had the baby, I said Congress first, it's
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 4: You want to level up the gene pool a little
Speaker 4: I feel like Chloe's really leveling up our gene pool
Speaker 4: quite a bit. Yeah, she's way hotter than you.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to say it.
Speaker 4: Way hotter, way smarter. Oh my god, we're pretty excited
Speaker 4: about the.
Speaker 2: Fact she's with you.
Speaker 4: Is fucking bizarre, dude, I'm telling you as it. The
Speaker 4: whole Divine family is like very stoked, very stoked. And
Speaker 4: they're like, all right, yeah, they're like, holy.
Speaker 2: Shit, bro confused as a also de scriptor she likes
Speaker 2: workoholics or what got her?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way to tell.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's cool. You're gonna like walk in on her,
Speaker 2: like with like Rumpel still Skin she like lost a
Speaker 2: bet with him. Yeah, who is that? That's not Rumble
Speaker 2: still Skin? The fuck can you can you?
Speaker 3: It's been a while since I read the Tale of
Speaker 3: Rumpel Still Skin. What the fuck did Rumpel still Skin do.
Speaker 2: It's a weird thing where like this dad of like
Speaker 2: this farmer lied to the prince about how his daughter
Speaker 2: could spin gold. So he's like, oh, yeah, let's bring her,
Speaker 2: bring her my place. She's like, I can't spin gold.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is my dad doing? This is crazy?
Speaker 2: And he's like if you can't spin it, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: murder you in the morning, and your dad or some
Speaker 2: shit got to spin it.
Speaker 4: Willskin says that I'm gonna kill you and your day.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no the Prince, the prince, no no, hang
Speaker 2: on the Prince Blake.
Speaker 4: The Prince is abusive. Yes, yes, I don't like this. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's just like game. It's like Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2: Princess rule, willy.
Speaker 4: Nilly exact that I don't like this prince. It's like
Speaker 4: Jeoffrey imagine, he's like Jeffrey, yes.
Speaker 2: Okay, and he's like, okay, you're hot, but you can
Speaker 2: spin gold out a thread like a hay or something.
Speaker 2: So then she's crying because she's gonna die. And then
Speaker 2: rumbel Stillskin shows up and he's like, I can do
Speaker 2: it for you, but you gotta give me some jewelry.
Speaker 2: So she's like okay, cool.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 2: Then again the next day he's like, I need more.
Speaker 2: This is amazing, and then rumpel Stilson comes back and
Speaker 2: he's like, okay, I'll do it for like that necklace
Speaker 2: you got on uh, and she's like cool, what's a necklace? No,
Speaker 2: what is the neck just let me get through this.
Speaker 2: There's no joke opportunity. Let me just get through this
Speaker 2: and we can move on.
Speaker 4: Or okay, yeah, there's really just fucking power through this.
Speaker 4: Ruppel still Skin. Let's not add anything.
Speaker 3: Just everyone sit around the fire and listen to the
Speaker 3: tail of Ruppel still Skin with no one else talking.
Speaker 3: Yes on the third not, I'm just trying to get
Speaker 3: through it.
Speaker 2: Just trying to get through it, just trying to get
Speaker 2: through let's hear it. I know everyone out there knows.
Speaker 2: I don't have to explain it. And then what happens
Speaker 2: on the third night. She's on a jewelry, so he goes,
Speaker 2: I'll take your firstborn, and she's like okay, and then
Speaker 2: the Prince Mary's her firstborn comes a year or so later,
Speaker 2: and dude shows up and he's like, I'm here for
Speaker 2: the baby, and she's like, please don't take it, and
Speaker 2: he goes, if you can guess my name in three days,
Speaker 2: you get to keep the baby. So what I'm saying
Speaker 2: is Chloe is this princess and Rumpel Stileskin's coming and
Speaker 2: being like, remember how I main It's not a perfect allegory.
Speaker 4: Any take backs, apologies.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Blake doesn't know the story of Rumpel Steeleskin,
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I just want to tell children's tales to his children.
Speaker 4: He doesn't read to his children. And that was an episode.
Speaker 2: I want to.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, I want to give a shout out because
Speaker 4: you have noticed my cool crochet hat. Didn't want to mention.
Speaker 2: It, No, didn't notice. Yeah, just kind of another day,
Speaker 2: another dollar. But let's take this long ass moment.
Speaker 4: It's not longer than.
Speaker 2: No one can see this.
Speaker 4: Crochet with Amy shout out.
Speaker 2: You're holding something up for a podcast people listening to
Speaker 2: and not saying anything.
Speaker 4: So that's a she made it for you, Crochet with Amy.
Speaker 2: Is that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I was really sweet of her normally, like you know,
Speaker 3: like we get a lot of d MS. I don't,
Speaker 3: I'm like you, but like I'm a sucker for crochet.
Speaker 3: Crochet with Amy shout out for giving me this knitted cap.
Speaker 4: A pick a shout out. Yeah, okay, thank you. So
Speaker 4: I just want to give her a shout out. Sick
Speaker 4: I would like to shout out stiff person syndrome. You know,
Speaker 4: it's it's important to get more eyes and ears on
Speaker 4: it so we can find a cure for this disease
Speaker 4: because I want to hear my heart will go on
Speaker 4: one more time from my girl.
Speaker 2: And to the Swifties, you know, to defend Taylor. I'm
Speaker 2: sure it was a real whirlwind being up there, and uh,
Speaker 2: you know, she's caught up in the moment and this
Speaker 2: is all kind of new and exciting for her, and
Speaker 2: how would I do that? That's crazy, Adam.
Speaker 4: All right? And then I wait to hear the album
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