WEBVTT - Ep 187: Is Ten Inches Kenough? 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:05.680 Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:09.760 show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:12.799 integral to the fabric of our very nature. 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:15.000 Today we talk about. 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:19.360 Celine Dion makes the most fucking chub white wine music 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:20.400 you've ever heard. 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:23.760 In your life. Adam Devine doesn't have a dick, Like 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:26.560 that's crazy. I always kind of thought he had a dick, 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:27.840 whether her small or large. 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:30.320 Set my heart and motion. 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:36.000 Here we go. 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:38.040 Start your engines. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.320 M m m m m ming ming ming ming ming 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:41.960 ming ming ming ming ming ming ming. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:48.199 Ming out so hard it hurts a bagel. 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:49.839 Hold up, you hurt yourself? 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:51.120 Had a bagel? It's a boy. 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:52.320 It's science up. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:57.639 Fellas Excited to see my fucking best friends on one screen. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:01.040 Yeah, all of all of my friends, and to me, 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:04.880 all of them. No one's missing. Nobody one's missing. If 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:06.480 I were to make a list of my best friends, 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:09.080 this would be it. There would be two best friends 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:15.959 and then no one else is here. I'll say that, ye, sorry. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:16.760 Buddy, which is missing? 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:20.920 Nobody's missing? Not here, Kyle is missing. I'll let the 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:22.880 cat out of the bank. Kyle's not here. Guys. For 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.959 the audio listeners, it's like Kyle's gonna chime in again, 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:29.640 and uh, he's not here, but we miss him. 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:32.760 And if you're listening at home, on the count of three, 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:35.080 you can tell us what he's doing. One, two, three, 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.240 you said it yourself. He's eating baby. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:42.080 He is eating babies. 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:44.920 Baby. 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:47.440 Do you think I want my baby back? Is what 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:52.600 people are saying, because Kyle is currently eating their babies, eating. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:55.000 Little baby's back. Yeah, just just the back. 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:59.600 He bites them on the spine and slurps up. What's 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.360 the ship that's in your spine. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:02.160 Like the spinal fluid? 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:02.840 Spinal fluid? 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:05.960 Yeah, yeah, that ship is good, dude, that's good. God. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:09.880 That's like bone marrow. Oh, it's better. It's better spinal 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.320 I'm always grossed out, Like at a nice restaurant and 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:14.320 they're like and and we want you to try the 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:17.079 bone marrow. And then they put down the bone marrow 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:19.240 and then they're like you like take a little spoon 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:21.200 and you spread on your toes and you're like, I'm 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:24.440 eating the inside of a bone, like the and then 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:28.720 it's it's science so good, you just keep ordering it. 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:29.000 You know. 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:31.720 It's I don't care for me. 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:33.600 Yeah, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be real with you. 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:37.720 I don't love bone marrow. I also don't love I've 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.040 been I've been fortunate enough to try what is it for? 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:42.000 I don't like that at all. 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:45.600 It's like when they when they have like a goose 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:47.720 in a cage and they feed it so much that 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.920 it's liver just starts to just turn into a water balloon, 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.480 and then they cut it out of their body and 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:55.760 then you scoop a knife into it. 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:58.720 You spread it on your toes. I like that, Actually, no, 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:01.639 you like that. I mean I like just regular pat. 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.399 I don't know if I need if there's a difference even, 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:08.160 but I do like pate. I've had a hankering for 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:11.560 pata since I was a young boy. So what you 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:13.480 would sneak if you would sneak down to your parents 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:15.400 having like a party and you'd go to like the 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:16.799 little like layout that they. 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:20.040 Have your family was ball and wait your parents had pat? 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:20.640 Yeah? 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.440 No, my my parents had a little smoky hot dogs 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:24.520 and barbecue sauce. 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:26.800 Wait, so that's little. You just did this. 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:28.440 That's little. That's little too. 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.200 That's the size of a little smoky. I mean to me, 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:34.960 it's pretty, it's pretty large. 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:37.360 That's a pretty good nickname. A little smoky. 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:39.640 Yeah, that's what That's what I nicknamed my cock is 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:41.640 a little smoky smoke. 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:45.760 So you're not palling, you're not packing a Drake hasn't 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:47.600 made seen it? 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:48.880 I think I know what you're talking about. 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:51.920 Is that Drake has like he can we lead? He lead? 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:54.880 He like released a six tape or like a video 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.040 or a is it a photo or video? 0:03:57.280 --> 0:04:00.920 Legedly? I don't know what it is. Seen it apparently. 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.280 Yeah, Oh, I've seen a numerous amounts of time. I've 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:04.200 got it on repeat. 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:05.360 I put it. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:09.720 Blake has like twelve tabs up and it's all Drake's cock, Right, 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:11.120 I've got different angles? 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.800 Dude, is it that we saw the Toronto space needle? 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:17.280 Is that what's happening? Oh? How's how's the view? 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.560 Let's just say it isn't the six. It's eight and 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:23.440 a half to ten, the sixth. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:25.520 From the six. 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:27.640 He is definitely not from the six. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:30.760 Brother, how's the view? 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:33.040 Well, so he's got a huge you say it's got 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.800 a huge one? You need another four inches? 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:35.679 Sorry? 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:37.720 Was is that what we're saying? Blake? He's got a bit, 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.520 he's got a big Oh yeah, you haven't seen it. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:42.279 Okay, okay, that's good. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:44.400 Can you show us put it in the Chad Hopie, 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:45.080 put it in the chain. 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:46.800 You know, I don't know how to drop links. I'm 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:48.760 gonna give you a three page link that if you 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:51.000 click you get a disease on your computer. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.400 Well, that is true. Send us, send us a link, 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:55.440 a link. 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:59.040 I'm not I'm not gonna start googling Drake's dick. I'm 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.200 gonna get a bunch of sh you've seen it. 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.560 I have you did it already, You've already done it. 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:05.840 But it was it was on a whim. It was 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:08.760 like through Twitter. I'm just not I'm not even or sorry. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:11.920 X Blake's the guy who's like, look I did meth 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:13.520 If I don't do it again, I never did. 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:15.720 Yeah, you know what X does. It's gonna give it 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:18.039 to us, and it's gonna give us the link so 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:22.160 we could see Drake's cock. You need another four inches? Anna, 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.120 can you find I mean I know we have, I 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:29.160 know we have producers on the show. Is it illegal 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:32.120 to ask our producers to Anna is already on it. 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:35.400 She says, she is looking at thank you, Anne, I'm 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:39.400 looking so yeah. Basically Okay, it's unconfirmed. This is all 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:44.440 allegedly because it's Drake himself hasn't said it's him, it 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:45.960 does appear to be him. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.720 Well, oh dude, why does it have like a hairline? 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:53.000 No, he's got the braids sort of the strap or 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:55.240 what he's he's really wriggle. 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:56.919 Raggle in that ship. I mean, does he have a 0:05:57.000 --> 0:06:00.000 new album about to come out? Because this is genius marketing. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.400 And he's like, I'm not gonna say it's me. I'm 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:04.520 not saying it's me or it's not me, and then 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.200 it's just the biggest cock ever. 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:07.919 Yeah, you're a monster. 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:11.520 Okay. Our girl Becca produce re Becca she she. 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.200 This says the page doesn't exist. 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:14.560 Yeah, Echo was on it. 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:18.039 Anna, Anna said she was getting and Becca got it first. 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:20.960 What the heck everybody's got Oh, we're getting a lot 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:21.640 of links round. 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:24.880 This says the page. It says the page doesn't exist. 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:27.440 Do you think he took it down? I got one 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:28.680 that was like an orange peel. 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:32.920 There's Anna's Okay, I don't really Yes, who's got a 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.560 pretty regular sized cock? No? No, no, no, you can't 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:38.080 be watching what I saw. No I'm saying I'm watching 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:39.599 the same thing had slack. 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:41.040 Dude, Oh is it a video? 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:43.640 It's a video. Oh okay, I just have a pixelated 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:45.640 in and it is. It is large. It's a big 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.360 it's a big dick. Yeah, he wriggle raggles it. Yeah, 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:51.560 that's a that's a whim wham. But also you know 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:54.000 where he's holding it. He's doing that classic thing you 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:55.800 know when you want your dick to look bigger. You 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:59.480 basically like, I'll kind of hold the balls, get it 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.960 to him. Wow, he's holding so far down. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.039 Yes, Adam, it's weird you say that, because that's the 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:07.600 first thing I thought. I'm like, where is this dude's balls? 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.640 It's like I think he has it all in his hand. 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:13.520 Yeah, he's holding his balls. So you see the tires. 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:15.000 Look at the footage. 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.360 Where are the ball? I just did, Where are the balls? 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.320 Where are the balls? Where the ball? What do you 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:22.040 mean you did? You stay staring at it until we're done. 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:27.880 Yeah, there's something in the foreground that's covering that. 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.280 Are No, I think he's holding the balls and the 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:33.320 base makes it look a little larger. By the way, 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:36.040 that's a that's a meaty seven and a half to 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:39.200 eight inch cocking. That's a meat that's a meaty cock. 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:42.680 Not saying it isn't, not saying it isn't. I'm saying 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:46.520 he's holding the base right, right, holding the base right monster. 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:49.160 Yeah, he's definitely like making it. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:53.600 Yeah you four inches, and so that's why I believe 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:58.520 this is him releasing it. Yeah, whether that's his dick 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:01.040 or not, he could a photoshop to a giant cock 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:03.880 in prosthetics and then he's like and then he's like, 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:07.120 you know what, or prosthetics and then maybe he's going like, 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:10.120 I'm not saying it's mirror. It's not me. By the way, 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:14.160 here is my new album. I've got a jet to 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:14.520 pay for. 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:19.679 Here's my new single featuring Selene Dionn. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:24.120 What's cool is like there's somebody getting paid a lot 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:27.760 of money in the pr world right now to find 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:30.360 a way to spend this in his favor, right, Like 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:36.679 it's already yeah, it's yeah, it's in his favor, brother. 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:37.320 It's in his favor. 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:40.040 No, No, it's already way in his favor, dude, it's 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.880 about four inches into his favor. 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:46.840 It's saying that it's not favorable. I'm just saying, like 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:49.800 it's embarrassing a little bit to have like a video 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:53.439 of this. There's nothing embarrassing about well. 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:55.720 See, the thing is if he if he was an 0:08:55.760 --> 0:09:01.120 actor that specifically was on children's television, and it wouldn't 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:04.760 be a good look, then for sure his his career 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:08.520 is over. He's salty. He is a rapper. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:11.760 Who loves bad bitches. That's the problem exactly. 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:14.000 No, I think that. I don't think that's him, but 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:16.840 I'm sure he does like bad bitches. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:19.480 I think it's him featuring Two Change. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.679 I think that's a separate Rocky, is it. 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.080 Well, I think it's all of them together. He's on 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:25.760 a song. They're all together. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:28.760 Yeah. Well then yeah, then he likes bad bitches and 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:29.400 that's his problem. 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:29.760 Else. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.160 Yeah, I don't think it's bad. 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.120 I've seen this now, I've seen the solution. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:37.480 Right, I don't think. I don't think it's a bad 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:39.439 look even a little bit for him. 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:42.559 Yeah, No, that's maybe bad, bad look if you're a 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:47.520 substitute teacher or something, but like a rapper, No, no problems, man, right, 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.200 that's that's just fine, fair enough. 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:51.560 You know what we gotta do, Well, we got to 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:55.800 take a page because we're always learning, right in our business. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:56.880 Curious out there. 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.600 You say, you know, you see things that someone else does, 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:03.520 and you go, okay, yeah, maybe when I'm promoting something, 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:06.280 I do something similar or I spin it, uh and 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:09.960 and do do it in my way. We have to 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:13.520 release ah. So we're comedy guys, right, So next time 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:15.920 we release a movie or we're on TV show and 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:19.400 we're promoting it, we release a video no dick dickless. 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.160 Oh. I thought you're gonna say, little Smoke us and 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:23.880 I'm like, dude. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:24.319 Not even. 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:28.280 Brought to you by Little Smoke. 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:32.440 And then get the conversation going that like he is, 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:36.400 he doesn't even have a dick. This guy's dickless totally. 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.840 And then it's a whole national conversation, really sparking. And 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:43.760 then you release, uh a video of actually you tucked 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:47.040 it back into your buttthole and then it comes out 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:50.280 and it's massive, dude, And then it's a whole because 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:53.920 you because you gotta you gotta keep the story going, right. 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:56.520 That's a way, dude, that's a Adam Devine way. 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:59.360 So this is like a teaser for the trailer for 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.560 the move. Like it's like a lot there's a lot 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:01.960 of steps. 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:06.160 Yeah, there's no is why I just spun on the 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:10.080 marketing campaign that will get the national conversation going. This 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:12.920 is At first, it's not in your favor, and you're like, oh, 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.839 Adam Devine doesn't have a dick, Like that's crazy to 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.680 be shot. I always kind of thought he had a dick, 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:20.719 whether he's small or larger, you know, I don't I'm 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:27.040 not exactly sure. And then it's revealed I have a huge, massive, 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:30.480 massive And then people were like, well, I gotta see 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:32.880 this movie because then what kind of pants is he wearing? 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:33.280 You know? 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.520 This is like Barbie and ken No, I don't know. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:37.720 Do we wear the I am a keno? 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:41.840 Sure, yeah, that's that's what I'm. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:45.480 Dick. Is this? 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:51.640 Is this enough for you? Is seven inches enough? 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:53.280 Is that? 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:56.839 Kof? Well? Seven inches? I would go way bigger than 0:11:56.920 --> 0:12:04.680 seven inches, Blake, seven inches ten inches enough? Okay? Sorry, okay, 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:06.320 But you know what movie theater is it? 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:10.360 When movie theater when you go in and there's that 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:13.560 thing that plays beforehand, that's like Nicole Kidman and she's like, 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:18.160 we go to the movies to sit here alone in 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:18.679 the dark. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:21.199 But does it matter for the job. I'm just saying 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:24.120 what it for us to know the exact chain. That doesn't. 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:25.960 I'm saying, what if when you go to a regal 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:29.360 cinema the thing that plays is Adam with his dick 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:32.360 tucked between his legs, and he's like, the only way 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:36.520 you could truly know how big my cop is is 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:39.280 by being in the theater and then he unlocks his 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:43.880 legs and it's ten inch og just comes yeah, fucking raggling. 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:46.920 Now, hey, all I'm saying, And I don't know if 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:49.920 people would like that or not. Like, honestly, I'm not 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:53.640 sure if the national zeitgeist, uh, if they would be 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:55.600 happy with seeing that. All I know is it would 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:59.199 be a conversation startup. That's all we care about. At 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:00.559 this point, it was real quick. 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:02.800 I'm starting to lose the thread of the bit here. 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:04.760 Monster. 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:07.960 I don't know if I know what this is anymore. 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:08.839 But I don't listen. 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:09.320 You know that. 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.360 I don't think you know the listening. I want to 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:13.600 jump in. I have so much to share. 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:17.160 This is why you had to know what theater Nicole 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:18.480 Kidman's thing played before? 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:20.800 Is it amc? 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:21.480 Yes? 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.079 Okay, so now does it add up or no? You're 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:26.559 still a little lost. Yeah, I'm a little lost. 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:28.760 To Adam, You're lost to that. 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:33.760 Well, okay, after after he went and did the Regal Cinema. 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:37.800 They got I mean you fearlessly jumped in with something 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:40.600 that was I'm laughing, but I was like, I don't 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:41.840 know what we're talking about this. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.079 That's the thing about me is I rarely know what 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:47.720 we're talking about. But I'll fearlessly jump in. I will 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:51.760 fearlessly jump in. That is why you're my best friend, 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.200 and so is Durs. And that's it, and that's it, 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:56.320 and no one else and nobody else. 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:00.040 Do you think there was a draft or even the 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:03.840 deleted scene where it's just Ken and Barbie like doing 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:06.319 cartwheels naked and you don't see any of the genitals 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:09.120 like that, Maybe that's gotta be in a draft. 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:11.760 You think they had more? Did they really touch upon 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.120 the genitals other than like it's kind of the last 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:15.400 line of the movie. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.120 That was the whole thing, well by the way they 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:18.360 brought it up. And then the last line in the 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:19.480 movie is like I'm here to see the guy of 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:22.560 Collegist And I'm like, did she what? I don't understand what? 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:24.840 I don't understand this movie because I guess she now 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:26.040 has a vagina? What did she do? 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:32.360 Shut up? It's gonna win Piece of Ship. It's the 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.360 number one movie and it's the best movie. 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:34.760 Dude. 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:35.360 Shut up. 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:38.720 It was just weird for me because she wasn't a guy. Yeah, 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:43.160 and that's all I can I can watch, I understand guys. 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:45.840 Yeah, is this good enough for you? 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.920 Give me a guy and hey, I'm on board. But 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.200 then this one that wasn't a guy, I don't know 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:53.880 what the heck? Yeah, don't worry, but I guess. I 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:56.040 just I was like, so, did she she went through 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:58.640 the portal and now she's a human? 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:01.479 I think, Yeah, once she goes through the portal, she's human. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:02.880 But she already went through the portal before. 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.160 Yeah, but when she goes back away into her world, 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:08.840 she she loses the bits or the non bits. 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:10.520 I don't know. I don't understand. 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:12.360 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know that I need 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:12.920 I need. 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:17.080 To read the mythology on Wikipedia or Barbara Barbipedium. 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:20.240 Right, Yeah, you've got to go in uh Barbipedia and 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:23.120 really figure out what what the ending meant, because I 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:24.920 think it will on it for you. 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:28.200 M h is this knef? 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:30.440 Is this enough for you? 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:31.040 Great shirt. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.240 Well, you mentioned Selene Dion earlier, and I know why 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:35.760 that was. I know why that was. 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:41.680 She's actually trending beyond what you think she did. She 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.760 did show up to the Grammys looking fucking beautiful. 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:45.760 Are we going there? 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:48.960 You should do You should say what you're saying. Because 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:51.080 I saw Selene come up to the Grammys. I'm like, 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:52.800 she looks great, she is looking good. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.240 So here we go. Okay, let's go. Let's take him 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:56.280 on a Let's take him on. 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:59.600 A ride, and swifties hear us out bunky donkeys. 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:02.280 Swift, what do you think I'm gonna say something about 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:04.400 Drake stiff person syndrome. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:06.200 No, but you can go ahead and talk about that. 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.880 And then I guess I'll circle back to the Taylor 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:11.360 Swift interaction in I'll just get canceled and hung out 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:11.680 to dry. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:15.960 Oh that Celine Dion, she like handed her the trophy 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:21.440 and she didn't pay her any mind. Right to Taylor Swift. 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:25.880 Like zero, like like meme worthy, I'm not looking at 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:28.480 you and taking a Grammy and then I don't even 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.480 look at you before I go to the microphone and 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:32.120 speak gosh. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:35.120 Wow dude, Yeah, I mean, I'm not as Swifty by 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:38.840 any means. But I'm sure in that moment it's, uh, 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:42.120 it's a whirlwind, and you're just sort. 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:45.000 Of is it a whirlwind for Taylor Swift to get 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:46.480 a Grammy again just. 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:50.200 To her credit or to sure her defense. 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:53.600 But I mean, that's the safe thing to do. You're 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:56.560 doing it right now. I'm I'm being docked as we 0:16:56.560 --> 0:17:01.520 speak for not even defending it was nice knowing you, guys. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:05.000 I just know, I mean, you want to show Selene 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:09.080 more respect. One, she's a legend. Two she's got this 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:13.760 horrific disease called stiff person syndrome the li and yeah, 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:17.040 and I recently found out I didn't really know about. 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:19.040 I had heard that she had this thing called stiff 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:22.160 person syndrome. And I've been dealing with all my medical issues. 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:26.440 And I don't even know if I've told Durs all 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:30.040 of this, but I've been dealing with my medical issues. 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:33.720 So I've been to multiple, multiple specialists, and I finally 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:37.480 go to this neuromuscular specialist who is like this genius 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:43.800 and super smart Indian woman doctor, and she's just brilliant. 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:48.000 And she was telling me, she was like, I think 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:51.840 you have this condition called stiff person syndrome. You have 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:54.879 all of these symptoms, or you have a lot of 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:58.680 the symptoms, and we're going to test you and send 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:01.200 off your blood work to the Mayo Clinic to see 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:04.560 if you have stiff person syndrome. And I'm like, yeah, okay, 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:08.280 stiff person syndrome. Sure, I'm a little stiff correct. Give 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:12.120 me on, Give me on the meds. Doesn't sound too bad, 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:17.080 doesn't sound too bad. Rub some Lazarus Naturals relief and 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:21.080 recovery gel on my muscles. Yeah, drink a zoa, Drink 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:26.560 a zoa. I'm good to go. Bitch, dude, Well, in 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:27.920 my mind, that's what I was saying. 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:28.800 Okay. 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:31.520 I was like, give me the medicine, bitch. Uh. And 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:35.720 I looked it up. It's shut up a bit horrific. 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:39.720 It's like a horrific disease. And Seline Dion has it, 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:43.639 and bless her heart, seems like she's doing okay with it. 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:46.119