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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. How would you

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Speaker 1: feel if you bought a house and then found out

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Speaker 1: a very famous historical figure was linked to it? Exciting?

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Speaker 1: They didn't live there, but they did stop off for

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Speaker 1: a visit once, and now you can't make any upgrades

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Speaker 1: or renovations to it ever because the city's making it

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Speaker 1: into a historical landmark. Oh no, no, wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: that's what we tell one guy, and we made up

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Speaker 1: a huge backstory that's gonna live on in history forever,

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Speaker 1: even though it's kind of made up as a phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now, as on the twenties, WHOA Hello, Am

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Speaker 1: I speaking with Mark? Yeah? This is Judy from the

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Speaker 1: City of the Development Services. Your contractor dropped off the

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Speaker 1: plan to renovate your home for the permitting process. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: good cool. Well, unfortunately I don't think it's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: Why what Yeah, I looked up the records, and I

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Speaker 1: see you just purchased that house two years ago. And

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure that they told you, but former US

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Speaker 1: President George W. Bush took a twuzie in one of

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Speaker 1: your bathrooms. Cool? What a tusie? Did you know that? No?

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Speaker 1: But what's this have to do with my renovations? Well,

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Speaker 1: because a president cut the rope on your property, the

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Speaker 1: town has declared it historical landmark. Because we took a

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Speaker 1: crap in my toilet, it's a historical landmark. Yeah. Apparently

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Speaker 1: he was making a speech back in town in two

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Speaker 1: thousand and two and on the way to the airport,

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Speaker 1: he ate a bad on it. Lucky you had to

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Speaker 1: stop off at your property. There's no luck, isn't. This

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Speaker 1: is unlucky me from what you're saying. Well, now you're

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Speaker 1: not allowed to renovate the house or paint it differently.

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Speaker 1: You really can't do anything to it. I'm gonna do

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Speaker 1: whatever I want. It's my property. Nope, not allowed. They

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Speaker 1: just did the vote last month. What vote? Who's they

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Speaker 1: what vote? Planning and zoning? Thank you? And they said

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Speaker 1: they sent some emails, but a lot of times they

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Speaker 1: go to spam folders. So we may want to check that.

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Speaker 1: Can I appeal this thing? You're not gonna want to

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Speaker 1: after I tell you the good news. I highly doubt that.

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Speaker 1: Oh listen, you're actually about to become kind of famous,

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Speaker 1: or at least your houses. I don't want to be famous.

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Speaker 1: I just want my damn second floor. No, you need

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Speaker 1: to hear me out. The city has actually earmarked. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Some money for marketing to promote

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Speaker 1: the infamous toilet where George w filled the peanut butter

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Speaker 1: jar filled the peanut butter jar. Why do you keep

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Speaker 1: referring to this a weird stop? How is this? I

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Speaker 1: think you know what I'm trying to say. But you're

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Speaker 1: going to be number three on the local tourist hot

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Speaker 1: spot chart. Personally, I think you should have been number two.

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, do you get it? Number two? No? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get it. But this can't be happening. This is

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Speaker 1: important that they don't make national landmarks out of everywhere

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Speaker 1: a presence taking. I hear that you sound upset, and

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Speaker 1: I just think you're not me. I'm right, I found

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Speaker 1: up that. Well, I'm just trying to help you see

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Speaker 1: the bigger pictures, not helping. There's no big picture. Someone

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Speaker 1: took a crap in my toilet and I can't renovate

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Speaker 1: my house. Are you kidding me? That is not just

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Speaker 1: a toilet. It is a place where some famous person

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Speaker 1: laid a brick. Can you please stop making those euphemisms.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you. I'm trying to tell

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Speaker 1: you it creates a sense of culture and meaning in

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Oh, meaning you're talking about her? What's wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? I mean, personally, I think it's more important

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Speaker 1: than Saint John's Cathedral in the town over. No world

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Speaker 1: leaders ever dropped off any timber there. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: that that's like your nine different euphemism for going to

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. Is this what should do all day? Instead

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Speaker 1: of approving my housing application? Well, I was hoping they

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Speaker 1: were going to ask me to be on the marketing board,

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Speaker 1: but they didn't. So early next week we'll be putting

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Speaker 1: up the billboards, billboards for what they have our special

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Speaker 1: presidential poop logo with arrows directing the tourists to your

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Speaker 1: house and hopefully with your permission. Listen, listen, no no permission,

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Speaker 1: no photo opportunities with the toilet there will be I

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Speaker 1: swear there will be boss suits. I did not approve

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Speaker 1: any of this. You have no right to do this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you upset because you think you have to take

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Speaker 1: photos of yourself? I mean, your friend Dan said that

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Speaker 1: you were putting my home. I don't think you heard me.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Dan is going to be the one taking

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Speaker 1: the photos in the bathroom, not you. I don't care

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Speaker 1: who's taking the photos. I don't want any photos of

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Speaker 1: my bath You're still not getting it, I'm saying your

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Speaker 1: friend Dan because this is actually a phone tap. It's

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Speaker 1: just a prank. Man broke from Brick and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. What as a joke? Your friend dance and

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Speaker 1: even waiting weeks for your renovation plans to get approved

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Speaker 1: and pull a joke on you. Oh my god, little

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Speaker 1: bathroom here this morning? You know, wake you up on

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Speaker 1: the good side of ben Wow. Historical landmark for a

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Speaker 1: president going in a bathroom. I ever heard of that

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Speaker 1: being an actual thing? You know? I did ride up

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Speaker 1: the presidential poop logo. It's pretty sweet. You want to

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Speaker 1: buy a T shirt? I think you owe me two

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Speaker 1: for free. Wake up every morning with funk tabs weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,