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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of vivek

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Speaker 1: Rama Trendy named after our New King New gop hot shot.

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Speaker 2: Hold on a second, Jack New King.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, well I'm a little late to the game, okay,

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Speaker 1: And you've been telling me, you've been talking guy. He's

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Speaker 1: a statesman, scientist. I don't know why I'm talking like Obama.

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Speaker 2: But he's also got bars.

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Speaker 1: It's also got bars. Yeah. He he quoted Obama during

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Speaker 1: the debate. He roasted Pence.

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Speaker 2: Completely, just torched him to the ground.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and the only thing he did wrong was claimed

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Speaker 1: to be a scientist while also claiming that climate change

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Speaker 1: is a hoax. But that's not that big a deal

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Speaker 1: my indifferences of opinion, you know, Like he seems to

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Speaker 1: have that. He seems to be the young energetic sociopath narcissism,

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Speaker 1: like a form of narcissism that works really well for

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Speaker 1: this sort of thing. Like he seems to have the

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Speaker 1: most juice of anybody. He had the most interesting energy,

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Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, he had a lot of interesting energy. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he he has the same thing that Trump has. That

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Speaker 1: is like noteworthy because it feels like this isn't going

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Speaker 1: through a like team of political operatives in their brain,

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Speaker 1: you know, like it it feels like it's just he's

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Speaker 1: shooting from the hip and happy to be wrong or

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Speaker 1: not wrong. He just doesn't doesn't believe he's ever been wrong.

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Speaker 2: Well, and when you're worth nine hundred million dollars, I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 2: how can you go wrong?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So we'll dig into him a little bit more

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Speaker 1: on tomorrow's episode. But I mean the one that all

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Speaker 1: eyes were on DeSantis heading in and he seemed to

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Speaker 1: know it because he gave us one of the most

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Speaker 1: uncomfortable smiles. I'm I think I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's really topped himself. He's had a long, rich

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Speaker 2: history of awkward, off putting smiles that no human would make.

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Speaker 2: And uh, yeah, he's gone above and beyond.

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Speaker 1: He says, I will not let you down, and he

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Speaker 1: looks very serious and there's like a lot of conviction,

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Speaker 1: and then his face does a thing.

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Speaker 2: That is so it's really it's like it's the most pained.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like trying to get up off of

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Speaker 2: a couch after you've taken a heroic dose of mushrooms.

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Speaker 2: Like that's how much energy he's putting forest to make

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Speaker 2: the most wan unnatural smile.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like his mouth hurts really bad. It

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Speaker 1: looks like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah and blew his smile muscles out.

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Speaker 1: His cheeks are burning. He he looks like he's never

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Speaker 1: used those muscles before. Producer Victor was saying, it looks

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Speaker 1: like he's like a kindergartener trying to smile for a picture.

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Speaker 1: But like it, I I identify with that. That looks

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Speaker 1: like me trying to smile for a picture, like if

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Speaker 1: I'm on the verge of tears. Like that's he's just

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Speaker 1: he looks like he's in such inner conflict, which kind

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Speaker 1: of makes sense, like he's just he's in an impossible position.

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Speaker 1: I think. I don't think he has the muscle to

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Speaker 1: just not be aware that to just like have everything

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Speaker 1: like kind of bounce off of him. I think he's

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Speaker 1: like thin skinned in a way that does not serve

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Speaker 1: someone in a presidential primary.

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Speaker 2: No, because he's he's just got heavy like a high

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Speaker 2: school bully energy.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Uh, And you know everybody knows what happens when you

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Speaker 2: stand up to a high school bully.

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Speaker 1: They typically told because they're not really used to. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: they jump kick you in the chest. That's what happened

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Speaker 1: to me when I stood up to a high school bully.

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Speaker 1: As I talked about I think on a recent episode,

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Speaker 1: I pushed a bully back and then he jump kicked

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Speaker 1: me in the chest, and I started crying because of

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Speaker 1: how cool it looked, Like.

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Speaker 2: Jack, what were you doing picking on macho man Randy

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Speaker 2: Savage in the first place? I know, just let him

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Speaker 1: Like, I was like, I can't believe he just did that.

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Speaker 1: So not all bullies work like that, but like, there

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Speaker 1: is a certain type of bully where it is driven by, like,

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Speaker 2: And he reminds me of the type of bully where

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Speaker 2: it's it's the kid who has like an abusive dad

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Speaker 2: out on everyone else. Yeah, it's like a deeply insecure,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I see him, and I just yes. There's also

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Speaker 1: the moment where Brett Baer, who was kind of conducting

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Speaker 1: if he's a like a convicted felon. Basically, I think

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Speaker 1: not me, me me, Yeah, And when he does that, it,

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Speaker 1: my guess is everybody else was like, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: Vec puts his hand up, the crowd goes wild, and

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Speaker 1: then we see what the rest of these candidates are

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Speaker 1: made of, and one by one they're all like, woo,

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Speaker 1: me too, me too. But DeSantis is the one who

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Speaker 1: is like most conspicuously chasing the applause. Like he's like,

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Speaker 1: once it's clear that people are applauding, he like throws

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it's fun to watch because he's

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Speaker 1: such a fucking piece of shit.

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Speaker 2: It really is, it is, and he really is.

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Speaker 1: He's just doing such a bad job, Brian, It's it's

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Speaker 1: such a joy to watch him suck this badly. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: congratulations to him.

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Speaker 2: Had another failed sun to follow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So it seems like everyone's strategy heading in was

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Speaker 1: to like not alienate Trump's fans and hope to be

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Speaker 1: sitting in second place if his campaign gets fucked or

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Speaker 1: if he is in prison and like is not allowed

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Speaker 1: to run for president for some reason, and you know,

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Speaker 1: it's just a weird it really, like for being a

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Speaker 1: presidential primary debate really felt like a non event wherever

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Speaker 1: nobody would like say the thing that is actually important,

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Speaker 1: which is that they're all like forty points behind Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: And so Trump meanwhile, was over on Twitter with Tucker Carlson.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh way, Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 1: So Tucker like on this show seems to be like

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Speaker 1: the research he got was like it seems like he

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Speaker 1: And so like that because like when when it was

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Speaker 1: he went and like interviewed Andrew Taate. Like it's just

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Speaker 1: like the most like broad scope topics of like, hey,

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Speaker 1: the thing basically by asking the question that's on all

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Speaker 1: American voters' minds. Did Jeffrey Epstein actually kill himself? Juicy? Juicy?

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Speaker 1: That is juicy, Like I kind of respect that, Like

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Speaker 1: that's that's kind of funny. And Trump gave just like

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Speaker 1: speculated that he probably committed suicide, not because he was

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Speaker 1: facing charges of sex trafficking, but because he was away

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Speaker 1: from his beautiful homes, well in jail, which I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That maybe a little bit revealing about where he's at

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Speaker 1: heading into possibly being in jail, that he doesn't want

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Speaker 1: to be away from his beautiful homes. Yeah, foreshadowing perhaps, yeah,

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Speaker 1: But I mean that is that he gave the CIA

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Speaker 1: exactly what they need if they do decide to off him.

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Speaker 2: What if he's for d chessing right now and he's

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Speaker 2: he's plotting to like fake his death. He's going to

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Speaker 2: get like Vladimir to like missile down one of his

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Speaker 2: planes and he's just gonna fuck off to some island somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I could see that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he seems to be he's too proud to run away,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, although he has thrown out the idea that he's

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Speaker 2: I read that as how the fuck could I flee?

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Speaker 1: That's true, he wasn't serious about that, but anyways. He

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Speaker 1: also took time to criticize how Biden looks in a

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Speaker 1: bathing suit. So I think he looks terrible on the beach.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing with the beach. The

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Speaker 1: beach seems to be playing a big role. They love

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Speaker 1: pictures of him on the beach. I think he looks

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Speaker 1: terrible on the beach. You know, he's just he like,

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Speaker 1: deep down at his heart, wants to be a media critic.

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Speaker 1: Like that's always what he's been most passionate about. Like

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Speaker 1: he loves he loves talking talking shit about Robert Pattinson's

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Speaker 1: relationships and wait, seriously, yeah, like before he ran for president,

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Speaker 1: he he had these tweets where it was like, Robert,

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Speaker 1: you have to ditch Kristin Stewart. She's a loser. Get

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Speaker 2: Oh he's wrong with Christen.

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Speaker 1: He had this like YouTube channel that was still up

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Speaker 1: when he was like running for president that had like

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Speaker 1: a thousand videos where he was just going on and

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Speaker 1: like giving you his opinions on like media and pop culture.

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Speaker 2: He's just doing react video, just react videos. He's just

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Speaker 2: doing Donald Trump, Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: I think this show actually stinks. I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: very good. Robert Pattinson is hot to trot and he

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Speaker 1: needs to get rid of Kristen Stewart. She's just gonna

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Speaker 1: cheat on you, Robert. So I think ultimately that's what

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Speaker 1: that's great, that's what makes him interesting and crazy. There

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Speaker 2: Here, please, and we need to hear this one again.

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Speaker 1: So this is at one point he starts ranting about

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Speaker 1: the Panama Canal and mosquitoes.

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Speaker 2: Now real quick, before we get into this, what was

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Speaker 1: To ran like, it's it's impossible to know. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: tried to figure it out. I've tried to, like just

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Speaker 1: in advance, we we did try to figure out who

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Speaker 1: he is, the he that he's referring to, and I'm

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Speaker 2: I think it's it's Jesus, But anyone really, my man,

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Speaker 1: Actually, let's take a quick break and we'll come back

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Speaker 1: and we'll we'll listen to Trump UH during a presidential

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Speaker 1: campaign appearance, UH talking about the Panama Canal. We'll be

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Speaker 1: right back, and we're back and okay, so here it is.

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Speaker 1: We we don't really know what Tucker's question was, but

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Speaker 1: it does doesn't really matter. It couldn't have had a

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Speaker 1: I can't think of a possible question that this could

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Speaker 3: So, we built a thing called the Panama Canal. We

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Speaker 3: lost thirty five thousand people to the mosquito. No malaria. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we lost thirty five thousand people building. We lost thirty

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Speaker 3: five thousand people because of the mosquito.

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Speaker 1: So he got stuck there for a little bit, just

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Speaker 1: to reiterate what he said. We built a thing called

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Speaker 1: the Panama Canal. We lost thirty five thousand people to

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Speaker 1: the mosquito. Malaria, We lost thirty five thousand people. We

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Speaker 1: lost thirty five thousand people because of the mosquito.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yes, one of the true great wonders of the

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Speaker 3: world is he said, one of the nine wonders of

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Speaker 3: the world. Now it was one of the seven. This

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Speaker 3: happened a little while ago. You know, since nine wonders

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Speaker 1: All right, this is where we go off, like completely

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was looking before we started recording, and they

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Speaker 2: What I have to Oh hey, buddy, nothing like googling

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Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of

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Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be

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Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't do nothing about

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