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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firm represents show. Well, well, well, well, well look what

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Speaker 1: the cat drag The cat dragg descend and kept us here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a strong cat. Well, thank god for clumping formula.

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Speaker 1: We're all still here anyway. Welcome to the fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: morning show podcast of This is after our Wednesday May

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Speaker 1: two show. And the place still smells like fried meat

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Speaker 1: from Great Tease Grill. Around the penis shaped table, We've

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Speaker 1: got Gandhi and Scary. It looks very concerned, yeah, because

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Speaker 1: producer Jake is trying to mount a giant inflatable unicorn

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Speaker 1: outside and he's gonna hey, hey, al right. Next to

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Speaker 1: Scary is Brody, and then there's Garrett and Danielle and

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Speaker 1: whoever drops by for the podcast. You're welcome, You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: What a stinky day. But we had a great time

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Speaker 1: with Halsey. She was very, very very interesting today and

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Speaker 1: everything else we covered. There's a lot going on today.

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Speaker 1: I think gandhi My favorite moments were us talking about

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Speaker 1: our favorite summer jobs from when we were kids. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I always always think fondly of Baskin Robbins, always

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Speaker 1: think fondly of my days as a carney. It was great.

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Speaker 1: But I forgot to tell you, guys, one of the

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Speaker 1: things I did in summer was I got paid to

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Speaker 1: walk around with these guys who owned a jewelry business

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Speaker 1: and just wear like these big baller chains. It was awesome.

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Speaker 1: So people would see the baller chains on you and

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Speaker 1: say where did you get that? Yes? And did they

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Speaker 1: because they were really really expensive. I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh, yeah, get me that spinning rim

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Speaker 1: on your neck. Didn't really go well, but it was

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Speaker 1: a really fun summer in Chicago. Scary. What about your

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Speaker 1: summer jobs. You've had a couple of weird ones, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was a grill sergeant at a Cabana beach club.

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Speaker 1: Great tea could use you today, you could have. And

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Speaker 1: we would often take breaks and the walking freezer and

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Speaker 1: we would all smoke pot and then when we got caught,

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Speaker 1: the person who got caught got demoted to potato peeler.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was my summer job. I'm thinking if you

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Speaker 1: it is, I don't want to be demoted to anything.

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Speaker 1: I'll just I'll just leave. I'll go work down at

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Speaker 1: the next piece of crap beach club. And how many

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Speaker 1: people can you demote the potato peeler at one time?

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Speaker 1: I mean potatoes are You'll be surprised. The kid that

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Speaker 1: potato peeler drop. It's really weird scary because I know

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Speaker 1: you don't really smoke pot, but you did smoke pot

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Speaker 1: with me once did that. It was awful because scary

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Speaker 1: is just scary? Scary? Is this by nature naturally high

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Speaker 1: all the time? I don't need it? And he has

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Speaker 1: the munches around the clock, well he does, didn't He

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Speaker 1: get real paranoid and like he was okay, okay, Hey,

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Speaker 1: so Brodie, what was your your crazy summer job? I

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Speaker 1: was a camp counselor for a Dick camp where I

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Speaker 1: went to Dick Camp, and so I used to get

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Speaker 1: I was a camper with power, and so I did

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Speaker 1: And then when the end a camp came, I smuggled

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Speaker 1: all the shaving cream in for the kids that the

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Speaker 1: fights the last day. The cool counsel Yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: What about you, Garrett? I was a lifeguard most of

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Speaker 1: the summers that that I had a job before this one.

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Speaker 1: And uh, I was a very snooty swim club on

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Speaker 1: A few? But but the thing was when I was

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Speaker 1: You can't question it. What about you, Nate? Any crazy summer, John?

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Speaker 1: that was the worst one. Now, I sold newspapers for

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Speaker 1: for that job. To read all about it. The chips

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Speaker 1: never shaking his hand again. Yeah. I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: and throws it in the toilet. Yes, is that basically

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Speaker 1: say probably, Yes, he does the way he described it.

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Speaker 1: You heard the whole thing, Garret. You want why does

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Speaker 1: fall into the water. Yeah, he specifically said, you let

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Speaker 1: the doo doo hit the water, just hit the water.

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Speaker 1: Here's what he says, right here, Hold on, here, we

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Speaker 1: but who are we to say that what the proper

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Speaker 1: the squatty pot No one knew about the squatty potty,

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Speaker 1: squatty potties revolutionary, right, So maybe it doesn't make you

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Speaker 1: catch turns maybe catcher. Maybe he's ahead of our time.

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Speaker 1: So instead of a dream catcher, we need a poop catcher,

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Speaker 1: like a highlight scoop stool. But I don't understand is why. Well,

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Speaker 1: shake his hand, we do not anymore. Well, this might

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Speaker 1: explain something. One of my girl friends to a girl

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