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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is I put my money on the other dude.

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Speaker 1: Put my money on the other dude.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: We'll find out what that's all about in just a

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Speaker 1: few because right now the nephew is here with today's prank.

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Speaker 1: Phone call, nephew, what you got for us?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 4: This right here, Shirley is can your wife help me

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Speaker 4: with my thesis?

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Speaker 3: Can your wife help me with my thesis?

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Speaker 1: Your professor?

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Speaker 3: No, no, it's not, it's not.

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Speaker 4: I just you know, I need to talk to this

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Speaker 4: man wife and see if he will approve of this.

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Speaker 4: Can your wife help me with my thesis? If you

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Speaker 4: don't mind, cat dog, if you would.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read. Yeah, well is it

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Speaker 2: hey money? Ellis man is just downs a yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's me. Man. Listen. My mother is mystery man. She

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Speaker 2: goes to church with with with your wife's moms with

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Speaker 2: mother and uh, I'm actually in med school, man, and

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Speaker 2: uh they told me your wife she's a she's a nurse,

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Speaker 2: is that right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah nurse. But you say you say your

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Speaker 5: mama go to church with.

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Speaker 2: My wife's mama right right now, my mother she goes

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Speaker 6: Okay, then all right, Uh, when I was calling.

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Speaker 2: You off for damn man, if you didn't mind, I

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Speaker 2: wanted to I'm going. I'm getting ready to do my thesis. Man,

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Speaker 2: I'm doing my thesis for the end of the year, uh,

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Speaker 2: end of the semester man for med school. And then

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Speaker 2: they told me your wife, you know, that might be

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Speaker 2: able to help me out. So I was hoping I

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Speaker 2: could talk to her for a second.

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Speaker 5: If you're on mind, yeah, hold on real quick, all right,

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Speaker 5: hold on, okay, you want to talk to you mama,

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Speaker 5: so you wanna talk to you?

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Speaker 2: Hello? He he yes, Hey, how you doing. My name

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Speaker 2: is Ellis, my mother. You go to church with your

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Speaker 2: with your mother, and they gave me your number that

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Speaker 2: you might be able to help me out with some stuff.

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Speaker 2: I'm in man's school right now. I'm studying to be

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Speaker 2: a gynecologist, and uh, that you might be able to

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Speaker 2: help me out with some things. I wanted to reach

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Speaker 2: out to you if it was cool.

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Speaker 5: Okay, what's your name against Ellis?

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Speaker 6: And your mom goes to church with my mom's.

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Speaker 5: Right okay, right, Okay, what what?

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Speaker 2: What what I'm doing is, I'm doing my thesis and

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Speaker 2: you know, this is the this is my big end

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Speaker 2: of the year exam. And what I'm doing is I'm

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Speaker 2: making my thesis a video and opposed to a report,

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Speaker 2: so everything is gonna be on video. So what I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to do is actually get a time where I

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Speaker 2: get all that on video.

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Speaker 5: So you say you want to video tape me, I.

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Speaker 2: Would be giving you you know, and I put you,

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Speaker 2: you know, your legs and the stirrups and all that,

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Speaker 2: and just video me doing the actual examination on you.

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Speaker 5: Do you want a video video him giving me a Hey, like,

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Speaker 5: what you're talking about?

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Speaker 2: You want to do?

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Speaker 5: What again?

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Speaker 2: Do Well? See, I'm working on my thesis, man, and

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Speaker 2: what I'm doing my thesis is gonna be a video.

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Speaker 2: So I'm actually video on myself giving your wife.

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Speaker 5: What you talking?

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Speaker 6: When you want to video? Came my wife.

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Speaker 2: With you? Hey? Hey, hey brother, this right here from

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Speaker 2: my grave. Man. You know this ain't nothing on a

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Speaker 2: personal tip, man, this is for the grade. You know,

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Speaker 2: your wife being in the medical field.

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Speaker 6: I thought, my wife, are you talking about you? Can't

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Speaker 6: you good money? Okay, you want to video came of

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Speaker 6: my wife that we gotta look at it. Man, you

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Speaker 6: want you can't nown No.

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Speaker 2: Man, listen this for my glade. Man, this ain't but

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Speaker 2: I mean only the profession.

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Speaker 5: Is going to walkt for them. I'm concerned. You better

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Speaker 5: go find somebody else you do my wife this again.

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Speaker 2: Man, my name is Ellis.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 2: I told you know my mama missed. She go to

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Speaker 6: Come on, I'm you know.

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Speaker 5: We don't know who things man. We ain't ever senior mama. Man,

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Speaker 5: what you're trying to do, you ain't gonna do. No

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Speaker 5: my wife man all y'all, Hey.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we y'all, let me ask you something. Don't she

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Speaker 2: go in there and get anyway at least once or

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Speaker 2: twice a year?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she no video tag son video taking my wife

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Speaker 6: like that?

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Speaker 2: But man, this it brother, We're gonna.

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Speaker 5: Find somebody else. Man that man, there's all that.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 5: I don't know you. I don't know your mama. Dog y'all.

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Speaker 2: Man, okay, okay, can you put me on speakerphones? I

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Speaker 2: can talk to both y'all.

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Speaker 5: No, hell no, you ain't gonna talk back to my wife.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Can I say one more thing?

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Speaker 6: Talk about video taking my wife? No?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you ain't talking to my wife.

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Speaker 2: Come up. I just want to say this. Man, this

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Speaker 2: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 2: just got pranked by your homeboy Doug.

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Speaker 5: Sure baby, tell.

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Speaker 6: Tell me talking about video taking my wife?

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Speaker 2: Tell me?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? What yo?

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Speaker 2: You got a boy named Doug? Don't you? No? On way? Manute?

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Speaker 5: What do you say? Who did that?

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Speaker 2: Doug?

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Speaker 5: Good? I won't kick it man, man conor about it? O?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 5: You had me hot, dude?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, y'all all right, man, my heart was being fair.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, they put on the movie y'all at heels? Man?

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Speaker 5: Okay, hold all right, let me see see hold on

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Speaker 5: uh go ahead.

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Speaker 2: Man, okay, what I got one thing I gotta ask y'all?

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Speaker 2: What is the baddest radio show in the land? Man? Say?

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Speaker 5: Man, next time my wife goes back up in there

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Speaker 5: making up, I'm going up in there, man, make up

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Speaker 5: in there?

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Speaker 4: Tell me back up in here. Everybody good? How y'all

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Speaker 4: being man? I wanted to ask you, how y'all everybody

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Speaker 4: been good?

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Speaker 2: How is your day off?

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Speaker 5: That's what we want to do.

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Speaker 3: That work. Yeah, we worked yesterday. What did you do yesterday?

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Speaker 3: How was your day off? How was it house standing?

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Speaker 2: You kicked it? What you doing?

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Speaker 4: First? Our call to be off if y'all want to

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Speaker 4: just check the records, are called to be off then,

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Speaker 4: and most.

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Speaker 3: People call in. It was Monday, we knew you were

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Speaker 7: Yeah, most people call in, so we knew your behavior

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Speaker 7: was gonna it was predictable.

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Speaker 3: But you called in the week before, right, you know.

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Speaker 2: We can.

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Speaker 7: You told us next you was working Sunday night, and

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Speaker 7: so you probably won't be able to make it Monday morning.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, well look at that, and

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna show you something now. I'm working in Buffalo

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Speaker 4: Labor Day weekend. That's Saturday night, so okay, well we'll work,

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Speaker 4: so I'm gonna be but I'm gonna make it Tuesday morning.

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Speaker 3: See what I'm saying. Yeah? Yeah, well, well, well we

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Speaker 3: all off.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see how we all went in there. See,

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Speaker 4: we're all work. See how we had it. When we

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Speaker 4: work together, boy, when we work together, you see how

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Speaker 4: it is. Look at god.

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Speaker 3: A national federal holiday.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, we're doing We all work together now

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Speaker 4: that's what I want you to do.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't own that Memorial Day, I'm sorry, on.

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Speaker 4: That Labor day. On that Labor Day, I want you

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Speaker 4: to see how much you enjoy that. See how much

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Speaker 4: you enjoying Monday off like that. And then when we

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Speaker 4: get back to work on Tuesday, let's talk about not

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Speaker 4: coming in here on Mondays.

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Speaker 3: That's just how Hey, dog, we would all love three

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Speaker 3: day weekends.

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Speaker 1: Yes, everybody listening everywhere would love that.

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Speaker 8: But we all have to work together and do it together.

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Speaker 8: Quit going in there. We're going in there? Well did

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Speaker 8: we go in there? But what what a It's a word,

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Speaker 8: it's a word. It's a couple of words.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 7: One of them is called obligation. And here's the biggest word.

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Speaker 7: But it's called your damn contract. Well, that's what I'm

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Speaker 7: trying to That's what I'm trying to talk to you, Steve.

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Speaker 7: Let's change that. If we work together, we can change

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Speaker 7: that and obligation to Tuesday. Tuesday start. I take on

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Speaker 7: matter of fact, I tell you how we do it

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Speaker 7: to you. Take Conny, listen to me. I ain't gonna

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Speaker 7: mess with your money. I ain't gonna mess with that

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Speaker 7: at all. You take your contract to them white folks

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Speaker 7: and let us know how to go.

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Speaker 3: How black people started.

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Speaker 4: Well, black people say no, now gone in there with

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Speaker 4: their white fell That's when they done left you right.

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Speaker 7: There right listen to me. Now I'm in partnership with them.

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Speaker 7: They my business partners. Oh you one of them. I'm

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Speaker 7: not a great relationship.

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Speaker 3: Know you would want it in. You wanted in. You've

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Speaker 3: been knowing now, black job Black.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 2: All right, the.

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Speaker 1: Subject is I put my money on the other dude.

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Speaker 3: We'll get into it right after this. This black ass

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Speaker 3: own me.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Dave Hardy Morning Show