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Speaker 1: Birthday, Nico.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio

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Speaker 2: blogs on the Fred Shopper writing in our diaries, except

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Speaker 2: we say them aloud.

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Speaker 1: We call them blogs.

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Speaker 3: Kaylin, go yes, dear blog.

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Speaker 4: So I went back to the college that I attended

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Speaker 4: over the weekend, Michigan State University for parents weekend. My

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Speaker 4: sister goes there. She's a junior, so we both. I

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Speaker 4: went there and she goes there now. And it was

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Speaker 4: an eventful weekend. I almost beat up a tiny college boy.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I got a piercing So I really

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Speaker 3: think I did college, right. Are you doing something different

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Speaker 3: with your beard?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, it just longer.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's a little longer.

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh is it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I know, I know that you're a beard girl.

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Speaker 2: But it's not quite like shame so your boyfriend, it

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Speaker 2: change is a little bit more aggressive than you.

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Speaker 3: Could you grow one like that? Sorry, I have I

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Speaker 3: have eighty ds.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm looking at I'm looking at myself now in

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Speaker 2: the camera to see what's different.

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Speaker 3: I just popped up and saw you over. I know

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Speaker 3: it's not different.

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Speaker 2: A little bit longer, but no, I don't I think

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Speaker 2: in the whole No, shave November type thing. No, because

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Speaker 2: I shaved the neck. Oh, I don't know. I don't think.

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Speaker 2: I think I could grow a beard like shames your boyfriends.

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Speaker 2: It's like Santa Claus, except not white. But I don't

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Speaker 2: I don't have the patience. It would drive me crazy

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Speaker 2: to get there.

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Speaker 1: Like this is.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how long. This is a quarter inch

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Speaker 2: maybe or less than that, maybe an eighth of an anceloon.

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Speaker 2: But it gets any longer than this and it starts

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Speaker 2: to drive me nuts. I give up right about here, Jason,

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Speaker 2: you're not in your head like you can grow a

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Speaker 2: Santa Claus beard.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think I could. But I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: If I get like the least bit of stubble, I

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Speaker 1: have to like shave it off. Like this morning, I

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Speaker 1: was like aggressively shaving. Could you grow up like a

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Speaker 1: full ass beard.

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Speaker 2: I've gotten it to like where it's like your rea.

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Speaker 2: I've never yet, but I hate it because it's itchy

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Speaker 2: and I don't like it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think mine is more patchy than yours. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It gets to run about here and then it starts

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Speaker 2: to get a little unruly and it takes a lot

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Speaker 2: of maintenance. I would argue that shaving my face every

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Speaker 2: day would almost be easier than trying to line this

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Speaker 2: thing up and make it look good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, nonetheless, I'm sorry I did it. It was me, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: but no, it's the same beard. I got distracted. Anyway,

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Speaker 5: So back at college, so we started. There was a

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Speaker 5: game on Saturday.

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Speaker 4: There might as well have not been in Michigan State

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Speaker 4: is very bad at football right now.

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Speaker 3: So we started drinking early, like.

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Speaker 4: We started with some mimosas, and we drank all day

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Speaker 4: and then there was a small break in between, you know,

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Speaker 4: all the day drinking and then going out at night.

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Speaker 4: And we walked out of a bar and right there

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Speaker 4: was a tattoo and piercing place. And the little devil

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Speaker 4: on my shoulder said, Piers something, get something pierced.

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Speaker 3: So I did. I got my nose pierced.

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Speaker 2: I think that's what you're noticing, is not my beard,

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Speaker 2: and still lip piercing. I got over the week nd,

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Speaker 2: oh nice.

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Speaker 4: And the Monroe or whatever you got, Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: the one up here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, some reason my brain went to something much faster.

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Speaker 3: Prince El, Prince Albert's Albert.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Paulyd has one fun fact.

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Speaker 3: No, I know someone that has one.

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Speaker 1: You know what Prince Albert is.

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Speaker 3: No, but I was wondering if Rufio had one.

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Speaker 2: Ask yourself if he has one right now? If you

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Speaker 2: think he has one, So you got a piercing.

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Speaker 3: I got a piercing.

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Speaker 4: My My parents don't love tattoos and piercings, but they

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Speaker 4: have just they've lost all control of me. So they

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Speaker 4: were just like you could tell they're getting tired.

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Speaker 1: They're like what.

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Speaker 4: Because I'm like, hey, guys, I got a piercing since

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Speaker 4: I last saw you.

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Speaker 3: They're like whatever, like, just come on, let's go.

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Speaker 4: And in terms of the young gentleman that I almost

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Speaker 4: beat up, I am minding my business in this college bar,

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Speaker 4: just you know, having fun, and this kid comes up

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Speaker 4: to me and he goes, you.

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Speaker 3: Look too old to be in here.

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Speaker 4: You old.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's a proper reaction with this dumbass thank.

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Speaker 4: You, because I was made to feel like I was overreacting,

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Speaker 4: but I thought.

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Speaker 3: It was so rudin. And he kept saying, you have

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Speaker 3: a bun in your hair.

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Speaker 4: No girl in here has a bunner, he guys, I

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Speaker 4: had my hair in a call clip.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I don't even have a So I.

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Speaker 2: If amateur was this now, if he were a savvy

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Speaker 2: college kid, he would have hit on you and see

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Speaker 2: if he could have pulled it down, which of course

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Speaker 2: he couldn't. But I mean, you don't make fun of

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Speaker 2: the hot twenty something, well close to twenty something. You

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Speaker 2: don't make fun of the hot nearly twenty something in

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Speaker 2: the college bar.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And there were like real parents in there who were

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Speaker 3: like in their fifties. I'm like, what are you attacking

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Speaker 3: me for? So of course I had been drinking.

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Speaker 4: I popped off may or may not have told him

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Speaker 4: he had a small d.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: My boyfriend then had to pull him aside to kind

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Speaker 4: of diffuse and the kid goes to him.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 3: My boyfriend was like, hey, listen, let me just seed

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Speaker 4: Lesson like here's why you can't say that, and here's

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Speaker 4: you know why you got this reaction?

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Speaker 3: And the kid goes and I do have a small

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Speaker 3: d Oh. My boyfriend what what?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 4: Right? But I found out later that he had been

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Speaker 4: going up to my sister and to my boyfriend going

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Speaker 4: how old is she?

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Speaker 3: She looks too old?

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Speaker 1: Like leave me perfect?

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Speaker 3: I'm in my twenty six, I'm young and fun. I

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Speaker 3: was like, what the hell did I do to deserve this?

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Speaker 4: So I may have popped off, but luckily my boyfriend

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Speaker 4: defused it.

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Speaker 3: But he does have a small day. I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I remember those weekends when the parents would come

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Speaker 2: to town, like well, parents weekend in college. But it

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Speaker 2: was funny to me is how many of the dads

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Speaker 2: we were trying to live vicariously through their sons in

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Speaker 2: like in really ridiculous ways. Because in Texas, I'm not

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Speaker 2: sure if it's like this anymore, but or at least

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Speaker 2: in Dallas, you could drink if you were over eighteen,

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Speaker 2: if you were with your parents. So Parents' weekend and

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Speaker 2: that we all went to the bars that we couldn't

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Speaker 2: get into, like the like the like the really good bars,

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Speaker 2: like the I think it was called the Green Elephant

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Speaker 2: was the one everyone wanted to go to and you

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Speaker 2: could not get it. It was very hard to get and

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Speaker 2: they had actual cops like checking the ID. So we'd

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Speaker 2: go there on Parents' weekend. But what's funny is to

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Speaker 2: watch the dads try and like impress the college girls

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Speaker 2: by like buying out the bar, like no one's paying

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Speaker 2: for drinks tonight, you know, like because there's a lot

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Speaker 2: of these tw ted money. And it was just like, dude,

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Speaker 2: you're like fifty years old, we're twenty. These girls want

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Speaker 2: nothing to do with you. But you're obviously like trying

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Speaker 2: to be cool, like you're still in college, but you're not.

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Speaker 2: You're rich now. But like I you know, whose experience

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Speaker 2: is this, Your sons are yours. It's a little weird

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Speaker 2: to watch you.

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Speaker 4: See parents doing kegstands, which I want my mom to chug.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you know, I guess that you were encouraging that.

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Speaker 2: But in the examples I'm thinking of, it was that

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Speaker 2: the parents were the ones encouraging the college behavior out

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Speaker 2: of their.

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Speaker 3: Oh well that was from my dad. Yeah, if my

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Speaker 3: dad was there, he would have done that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, there you go. That's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, like bros, kys like go to the

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Speaker 2: frat house and hang out with your with your quote

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Speaker 2: unquote fraternity brothers, and you were in the house thirty

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Speaker 2: years ago or whatever.

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Speaker 4: When he visited me, I went home and he stayed

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Speaker 4: out with my guy.

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Speaker 1: From there you go.

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Speaker 3: And then I'm like all right.

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Speaker 1: Like my dad, That's what I right. Like whose experience

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Speaker 1: is this? Is it min or? Is it yours?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well I like it. I like the the piercing it looks.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't sure if you were.

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Speaker 1: I'm a piercing girl.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I am.

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Speaker 3: I might do a hoop, but I gotta wait.

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Speaker 4: I keep forgetting it there and like hurting myself really bad.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I just have to get the nose to

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Speaker 2: connect to my my lip because now I have I

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Speaker 2: have the new lip piercing. So I just need a

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Speaker 2: little chain, the little chain that connects the two.

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Speaker 3: Do you think it's too low? My sister said it

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Speaker 3: was too low.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, that's a very That's not a nice thing

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Speaker 2: to say to somebody after it's already died.

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Speaker 1: That it's not right, it's already there.

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Speaker 3: I know you're too old to get it, but anyway.

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Speaker 2: Oh, in college bars. I heard college bars over the week.

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Speaker 2: There everyone knows you're supposed to be in like, uh,

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Speaker 2: you know, more adult establishments in a college town.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I everyone tells me I have a baby face. But apparently,

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Speaker 3: oh no for that guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently guys with little deed. Poor guy.

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Speaker 2: I was a very little d movie here much like

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Speaker 2: come along, try harder frend y'all,