Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's frank phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got for us?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Well, you remember we used to have, you know, back
Speaker 3: in the there it used to be calendars with the
Speaker 3: honks on it, you know, the fireman on it.
Speaker 1: You remember that? Remember that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And of course you know me and we always had
Speaker 3: this centerfold. We always had the great calendar with the
Speaker 3: beautiful ladies on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, well you know we're gonna.
Speaker 2: Always do you do a calendar?
Speaker 4: Sure, the calendar.
Speaker 1: No, he ain't doing no calendar. I don't thank you.
Speaker 1: He might have done an hour, she might have done
Speaker 1: an hour. He ain't done. No mont no hotties, remember
Speaker 1: my hotties. There you go. But this right here is
Speaker 1: church calendar.
Speaker 3: Somebody, if you would turn it to your neighbor and
Speaker 3: say church calender, won't he do it?
Speaker 1: Let's go get church calendar here.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Alison. Alison, Alison,
Speaker 2: she's not here, man. She had worked as a speaker. Hey,
Speaker 2: this is this is brother Lester. Brother lefty, how you
Speaker 2: doing today? All right? That's the brother left right from
Speaker 2: the church. Okay, okay, oh but my right right right right?
Speaker 2: You a husband right with Jared. I'm sure yeah this Gerald? Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: I met you a couple of times, Jered, weaene seen
Speaker 2: you in a minute, though.
Speaker 4: Man, been working on Sunday and I said it. I
Speaker 4: was gonna try to make it, but I told her,
Speaker 4: you know, I want to get involved. You know this
Speaker 4: year it's gonna be a Betty year. I'm gonna get involved.
Speaker 2: Man, we'll come on down. Man. We love to have you,
Speaker 2: that's for sure. Man. Can I give you a number
Speaker 2: when she can call me back? Well? Okay, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: is this about, you know, let's send us something. What's
Speaker 2: going on? Actually the single ministry? Man, I'm over the
Speaker 2: Single Ministry and we're raising some money. So we're actually
Speaker 2: putting together a calendar and we wanted her to give
Speaker 2: us a call about it. Okay, so let me let
Speaker 2: me get let me give my number real quick. Wait
Speaker 2: a minute. Okay, you said a calendar. So the church
Speaker 2: is doing the calendar.
Speaker 4: But is it like the couples like we come in,
Speaker 4: like how it'd always be like the couples come in
Speaker 4: and be like this is mister and missus.
Speaker 2: I mean a calendar? No, no, no, what we're doing
Speaker 2: to see a lot of the guys got together. What
Speaker 2: we're gonna do is a mount swim suit calendar, and
Speaker 2: we're gonna were trying to put that together. Man, So
Speaker 2: let me give you my number, man, because I want
Speaker 2: to call all the guys were saying, if she get
Speaker 2: on the calendar, he'll probably get solid. You know.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Woa whoa woa wo
Speaker 4: Let's slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay,
Speaker 4: a calendar, I swim suit calendar for a single ministry
Speaker 4: at the church.
Speaker 2: What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the first church
Speaker 2: to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar. You see
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: No, wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 4: You call it for us? My wife to be in it.
Speaker 4: And you sure you got the right number because where there?
Speaker 2: I mean because your wife is Alison?
Speaker 4: Right, Yes, my wife is Alison. And first of all,
Speaker 4: then what's this man about? All the guys y'all got together,
Speaker 4: y'all voted about Okay, I'm trying to take this slow man.
Speaker 4: Oh God, hold my tongue right man, because I'm trying.
Speaker 4: I don't understand where you're going with this.
Speaker 2: And listen, we're gonna get sister Gidgery. She gonna be
Speaker 2: miss March June is like pretty much in the middle
Speaker 2: of the year. You know, we want your wife to
Speaker 2: be the big centerphold.
Speaker 4: Please please tell me you're not tired at my house
Speaker 4: this morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar,
Speaker 4: a swimsuit calendar. But dead on top of that, y'all
Speaker 4: all got together and y'all voting that y'all want my
Speaker 4: wife to be in a swim to calendar Fay Church.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well what wait, man, I mean look at this
Speaker 2: on the positive side, man, what this is? See, like
Speaker 2: I said, we raising money for the Singles Ministry and
Speaker 2: the single Ministry and getting ready to go on a
Speaker 2: big trip.
Speaker 4: But I don't got to do with the singles Ministry.
Speaker 4: She's knowing it. May I want the people that the
Speaker 4: Tingles ministry. Why you telling talking about my wife and
Speaker 4: busing something like this, you hold um that Ooh Jesus help.
Speaker 2: Me, hey man, you you should feel honored man that
Speaker 2: your wife is.
Speaker 4: Y'all looking at my wife like that. Man, were coming
Speaker 4: in there and we try to get help and were
Speaker 4: trying to do it. Y'all looking at my wife's time.
Speaker 4: But y'all want my wife to be in a swim too, contest, Man,
Speaker 4: do you understand what that is?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: It ain't number some pennies made? So y'all looking at
Speaker 4: my wife time? Y'all want my wife to ben helup pay?
Speaker 2: Seeing what you gotta understand? Jerl this right him? Man
Speaker 2: is for the single ministry, which we got a big
Speaker 2: trip coming up, so we raising money. Fuck?
Speaker 4: What are y'all doing? Man? It's not something you do
Speaker 4: at the church.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: You have car washes main without no no, man, we
Speaker 4: watched cars.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: Y'all talking about Canada? Man, what are you doing it?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: What type of church is this? Turning two?
Speaker 3: Main?
Speaker 2: See Joel that the difference is on this whole thing. Man,
Speaker 2: don't be upset about it? What it is? The man,
Speaker 2: we don't found something that ain't no other church done before.
Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: The reason ain't no other church's done this? Because this
Speaker 4: is wrong? Man? What committee got to get on something
Speaker 4: like this?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: What is wrong with you? Hey? Dog? You got to understand. Listen.
Speaker 2: We got sister Gidgriet, we got sister Vickie. Okay, No, man, you.
Speaker 4: Said the things don't find out on it. You got
Speaker 4: these women in the church and that they gonna put
Speaker 4: on swim suits.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm saying we got them on our list.
Speaker 4: We got them on our list because I'm saying, ain't
Speaker 4: nobody getting with you?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Man? Hey man, let's just to help us get started.
Speaker 2: Do you have a picture of Sister Alison in a swimsuit?
Speaker 4: Look, man, I ain't giving you this. You know my
Speaker 4: wife with no swimsuit.
Speaker 2: Man, No, this is just something we're trying to do
Speaker 2: for the ministry.
Speaker 4: Dude, you know what are you at the church if
Speaker 4: you work at.
Speaker 2: The church full time part time? I'm at the church.
Speaker 4: Okay, are you there there?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: there for clours later on this evening. Okay, what time
Speaker 2: do coloid rehearsal? Star left? Seven o'clock?
Speaker 4: But while you was left to what I want you
Speaker 4: to do is for me before you go to rehearsal,
Speaker 4: can you just be right in the front right quick.
Speaker 4: I just want to we need to meet personally right quick,
Speaker 4: blessing me and you. So I'm gonna come to the
Speaker 4: rehearsal and then let's talk about this face to face,
Speaker 4: because this over the phone and all, and this is
Speaker 4: not worth it right now. And I need to meet
Speaker 4: the person that's called in my howl talking about my
Speaker 4: wife doing all the citiotic type. So let's meet right
Speaker 4: in the front. Brother, FoST you go to sing, I
Speaker 4: got something for you to sing, gay bok. So meet
Speaker 4: me in the front, man, please before you go in, Lester,
Speaker 4: because we ain't gonna talk about this no more over
Speaker 4: the phone. Let's talk about this.
Speaker 2: And okay, pray, I mean you gotta calm down. Man,
Speaker 2: I don't even understand why you I ray like you
Speaker 2: know what. Yeah, I'm gonna come down, Lester. Seven. So
Speaker 2: it started at seven.
Speaker 4: Let's do six fifty five Leftter. I think this is
Speaker 4: gonna work for us. This is gonna help your calender
Speaker 4: get out the way that you really really needed to
Speaker 4: get out.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: I got something for you that's gonna help this calls.
Speaker 4: Please be outside at six fifty five. Please don't go
Speaker 4: on there.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be outside. Can you bring a picture with you?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got
Speaker 4: a nice picture for you.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Me and Tommy will be outside
Speaker 2: waiting on you when you get there, You and who
Speaker 2: Me and nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be right outside out in front of the church.
Speaker 4: Oh man, did this?
Speaker 2: Man? Hey man, your brother Jason told me the prank
Speaker 2: phone call you man, God man, you know you know
Speaker 2: what you said? Tell him, I said, if that food
Speaker 2: came to church, moaw, he would know that this was
Speaker 2: a prank phone car.
Speaker 4: Oh dad, I'm glad it is.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: Can you just imagine how to draw up to that
Speaker 4: church at the food.
Speaker 2: I got? I gotta ask you this here, man, what
Speaker 2: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
Speaker 2: in the lane?
Speaker 4: Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Stuy? What y'all think? I love him? What time is
Speaker 1: choir practice?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Lester, can you get that six fifty five? I didn't
Speaker 3: need five minutes of your time. That's all I need
Speaker 3: in the front, right in the front. Don't make me
Speaker 3: do like that man in that video we saw a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago. Remember the man came around the
Speaker 3: front of the pie and hit that and punched that
Speaker 3: man in the face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that.
Speaker 3: Was too much, Marcus, Marcus, I got stupid all lined
Speaker 3: up for you stupid this weekend. That's Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Speaker 3: to Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a while. Comedy off Broadway.
Speaker 3: That would be March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, thirteen, fourteen,
Speaker 3: fifteen sixteen.
Speaker 1: Tickets on sale right now, all right.
Speaker 3: And then laying in the cut is Bricktown Comedy Club
Speaker 3: that's in Oklahoma City twenty nine, twenty eight, twenty nine
Speaker 3: and thirty of March twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty of
Speaker 3: March April four five six, uh oh, Comety is on Charlotte,
Speaker 3: North Carolina, Sharlotte, North Carolina. And then dude a April nineteen.
Speaker 3: It is an evening with Nephew Tummy and the evening
Speaker 3: with Nephew Tummy at the Florida Theater. I done got
Speaker 3: class And now y'allo when they book y'all Easter weekend
Speaker 3: and you in the evening with few Town, you didn't
Speaker 3: got classes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sexy nine sex all right, thank you, nephew