WEBVTT - Church Calendar - 02.17.25

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<v Speaker 1>The nephew is here with today's frank phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you remember we used to have, you know, back

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<v Speaker 3>in the there it used to be calendars with the

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<v Speaker 3>honks on it, you know, the fireman on it.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember that? Remember that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And of course you know me and we always had

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<v Speaker 3>this centerfold. We always had the great calendar with the

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful ladies on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Okay, well you know we're gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Always do you do a calendar?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, the calendar.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he ain't doing no calendar. I don't thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>He might have done an hour, she might have done

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<v Speaker 1>an hour. He ain't done. No mont no hotties, remember

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<v Speaker 1>my hotties. There you go. But this right here is

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<v Speaker 1>church calendar.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody, if you would turn it to your neighbor and

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<v Speaker 3>say church calender, won't he do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go get church calendar here.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Alison. Alison, Alison,

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<v Speaker 2>she's not here, man. She had worked as a speaker. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>this is this is brother Lester. Brother lefty, how you

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<v Speaker 2>doing today? All right? That's the brother left right from

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<v Speaker 2>the church. Okay, okay, oh but my right right right right?

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<v Speaker 2>You a husband right with Jared. I'm sure yeah this Gerald? Yeah, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I met you a couple of times, Jered, weaene seen

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<v Speaker 2>you in a minute, though.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, been working on Sunday and I said it. I

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<v Speaker 4>was gonna try to make it, but I told her,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I want to get involved. You know this

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<v Speaker 4>year it's gonna be a Betty year. I'm gonna get involved.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, we'll come on down. Man. We love to have you,

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<v Speaker 2>that's for sure. Man. Can I give you a number

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<v Speaker 2>when she can call me back? Well? Okay, yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>is this about, you know, let's send us something. What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on? Actually the single ministry? Man, I'm over the

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<v Speaker 2>Single Ministry and we're raising some money. So we're actually

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<v Speaker 2>putting together a calendar and we wanted her to give

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<v Speaker 2>us a call about it. Okay, so let me let

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<v Speaker 2>me get let me give my number real quick. Wait

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<v Speaker 2>a minute. Okay, you said a calendar. So the church

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<v Speaker 2>is doing the calendar.

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<v Speaker 4>But is it like the couples like we come in,

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<v Speaker 4>like how it'd always be like the couples come in

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<v Speaker 4>and be like this is mister and missus.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean a calendar? No, no, no, what we're doing

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<v Speaker 2>to see a lot of the guys got together. What

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna do is a mount swim suit calendar, and

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna were trying to put that together. Man, So

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<v Speaker 2>let me give you my number, man, because I want

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<v Speaker 2>to call all the guys were saying, if she get

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<v Speaker 2>on the calendar, he'll probably get solid. You know.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a minute, wait a minute. Woa whoa woa wo

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<v Speaker 4>Let's slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>a calendar, I swim suit calendar for a single ministry

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<v Speaker 4>at the church.

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<v Speaker 2>What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the first church

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<v Speaker 2>to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar. You see

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>No, wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>You call it for us? My wife to be in it.

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<v Speaker 4>And you sure you got the right number because where there?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean because your wife is Alison?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Yes, my wife is Alison. And first of all,

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<v Speaker 4>then what's this man about? All the guys y'all got together,

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<v Speaker 4>y'all voted about Okay, I'm trying to take this slow man.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh God, hold my tongue right man, because I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand where you're going with this.

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<v Speaker 2>And listen, we're gonna get sister Gidgery. She gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>miss March June is like pretty much in the middle

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<v Speaker 2>of the year. You know, we want your wife to

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<v Speaker 2>be the big centerphold.

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<v Speaker 4>Please please tell me you're not tired at my house

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<v Speaker 4>this morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar,

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<v Speaker 4>a swimsuit calendar. But dead on top of that, y'all

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<v Speaker 4>all got together and y'all voting that y'all want my

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<v Speaker 4>wife to be in a swim to calendar Fay Church.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well what wait, man, I mean look at this

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<v Speaker 2>on the positive side, man, what this is? See, like

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<v Speaker 2>I said, we raising money for the Singles Ministry and

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<v Speaker 2>the single Ministry and getting ready to go on a

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<v Speaker 2>big trip.

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<v Speaker 4>But I don't got to do with the singles Ministry.

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<v Speaker 4>She's knowing it. May I want the people that the

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<v Speaker 4>Tingles ministry. Why you telling talking about my wife and

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<v Speaker 4>busing something like this, you hold um that Ooh Jesus help.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, hey man, you you should feel honored man that

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<v Speaker 2>your wife is.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all looking at my wife like that. Man, were coming

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<v Speaker 4>in there and we try to get help and were

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<v Speaker 4>trying to do it. Y'all looking at my wife's time.

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<v Speaker 4>But y'all want my wife to be in a swim too, contest, Man,

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<v Speaker 4>do you understand what that is?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>It ain't number some pennies made? So y'all looking at

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<v Speaker 4>my wife time? Y'all want my wife to ben helup pay?

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<v Speaker 2>Seeing what you gotta understand? Jerl this right him? Man

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<v Speaker 2>is for the single ministry, which we got a big

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<v Speaker 2>trip coming up, so we raising money. Fuck?

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<v Speaker 4>What are y'all doing? Man? It's not something you do

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<v Speaker 4>at the church.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>You have car washes main without no no, man, we

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<v Speaker 4>watched cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all talking about Canada? Man, what are you doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>What type of church is this? Turning two?

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<v Speaker 3>Main?

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<v Speaker 2>See Joel that the difference is on this whole thing. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>don't be upset about it? What it is? The man,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't found something that ain't no other church done before.

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<v Speaker 2>You see what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>The reason ain't no other church's done this? Because this

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<v Speaker 4>is wrong? Man? What committee got to get on something

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<v Speaker 4>like this?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>What is wrong with you? Hey? Dog? You got to understand. Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>We got sister Gidgriet, we got sister Vickie. Okay, No, man, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Said the things don't find out on it. You got

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<v Speaker 4>these women in the church and that they gonna put

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<v Speaker 4>on swim suits.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm saying we got them on our list.

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<v Speaker 4>We got them on our list because I'm saying, ain't

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<v Speaker 4>nobody getting with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>What is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? Hey man, let's just to help us get started.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a picture of Sister Alison in a swimsuit?

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<v Speaker 4>Look, man, I ain't giving you this. You know my

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<v Speaker 4>wife with no swimsuit.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, No, this is just something we're trying to do

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<v Speaker 2>for the ministry.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, you know what are you at the church if

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<v Speaker 4>you work at.

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<v Speaker 2>The church full time part time? I'm at the church.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, are you there there?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>there for clours later on this evening. Okay, what time

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<v Speaker 2>do coloid rehearsal? Star left? Seven o'clock?

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<v Speaker 4>But while you was left to what I want you

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<v Speaker 4>to do is for me before you go to rehearsal,

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<v Speaker 4>can you just be right in the front right quick.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to we need to meet personally right quick,

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<v Speaker 4>blessing me and you. So I'm gonna come to the

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<v Speaker 4>rehearsal and then let's talk about this face to face,

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<v Speaker 4>because this over the phone and all, and this is

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<v Speaker 4>not worth it right now. And I need to meet

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<v Speaker 4>the person that's called in my howl talking about my

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<v Speaker 4>wife doing all the citiotic type. So let's meet right

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<v Speaker 4>in the front. Brother, FoST you go to sing, I

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<v Speaker 4>got something for you to sing, gay bok. So meet

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<v Speaker 4>me in the front, man, please before you go in, Lester,

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<v Speaker 4>because we ain't gonna talk about this no more over

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<v Speaker 4>the phone. Let's talk about this.

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<v Speaker 2>And okay, pray, I mean you gotta calm down. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even understand why you I ray like you

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<v Speaker 2>know what. Yeah, I'm gonna come down, Lester. Seven. So

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<v Speaker 2>it started at seven.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's do six fifty five Leftter. I think this is

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<v Speaker 4>gonna work for us. This is gonna help your calender

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<v Speaker 4>get out the way that you really really needed to

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<v Speaker 4>get out.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>I got something for you that's gonna help this calls.

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<v Speaker 4>Please be outside at six fifty five. Please don't go

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<v Speaker 4>on there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be outside. Can you bring a picture with you?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got

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<v Speaker 4>a nice picture for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what. Me and Tommy will be outside

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<v Speaker 2>waiting on you when you get there, You and who

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<v Speaker 2>Me and nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be right outside out in front of the church.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man, did this?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? Hey man, your brother Jason told me the prank

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<v Speaker 2>phone call you man, God man, you know you know

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<v Speaker 2>what you said? Tell him, I said, if that food

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<v Speaker 2>came to church, moaw, he would know that this was

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<v Speaker 2>a prank phone car.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh dad, I'm glad it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you just imagine how to draw up to that

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<v Speaker 4>church at the food.

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<v Speaker 2>I got? I gotta ask you this here, man, what

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<v Speaker 2>is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 2>in the lane?

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<v Speaker 4>Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Stuy? What y'all think? I love him? What time is

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<v Speaker 1>choir practice?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Lester, can you get that six fifty five? I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>need five minutes of your time. That's all I need

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<v Speaker 3>in the front, right in the front. Don't make me

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<v Speaker 3>do like that man in that video we saw a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of weeks ago. Remember the man came around the

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<v Speaker 3>front of the pie and hit that and punched that

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<v Speaker 3>man in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was too much, Marcus, Marcus, I got stupid all lined

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<v Speaker 3>up for you stupid this weekend. That's Thursday, Friday, Saturday

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<v Speaker 3>to Lexington, Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's been a while. Comedy off Broadway.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, thirteen, fourteen,

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Tickets on sale right now, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>And then laying in the cut is Bricktown Comedy Club

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<v Speaker 3>that's in Oklahoma City twenty nine, twenty eight, twenty nine

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<v Speaker 3>and thirty of March twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty of

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<v Speaker 3>March April four five six, uh oh, Comety is on Charlotte,

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<v Speaker 3>North Carolina, Sharlotte, North Carolina. And then dude a April nineteen.

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<v Speaker 3>It is an evening with Nephew Tummy and the evening

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<v Speaker 3>with Nephew Tummy at the Florida Theater. I done got

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<v Speaker 3>class And now y'allo when they book y'all Easter weekend

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<v Speaker 3>and you in the evening with few Town, you didn't

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<v Speaker 3>got classes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's sexy nine sex all right, thank you, nephew