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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben

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Speaker 1: Mahler and Danny g As the weekend rolls on, Happy Sunday,

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Speaker 1: Sunday Sunday. The other half of the Final four of

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Speaker 1: the NFL will be determined today. We got double barrel action,

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Speaker 1: some weird starting times, not weird but not normal. Things

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Speaker 1: So the early game today, Danny, we've got the Lions

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Speaker 1: and the Box that'll start at three o'clock eastern, but

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Speaker 1: from so Bucks and lines. One of those teams is

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Speaker 1: This is six thirty eastern, three point thirty in the West,

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Speaker 1: we get lake effects snow? In Orchard Park, New York?

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Speaker 1: Inquiring minds would like to know, but Eddy were united

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, that's good journalism there. The newspaper business is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think the reaction is? Remember those

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't know what we're talking about. A

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Speaker 1: You're not going to make a living betting on sports.

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Speaker 3: to point out Jennifer Aniston is on a great Apple

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Speaker 3: TV series called The Morning Show. Is worth getting the

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Speaker 1: I was pointing out to Eddie. I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: this is kind of what we do on the Fifth

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Speaker 1: Hour podcast with Danny. I'm like, I just break down

434
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Speaker 1: food a lot, you know, I fast and that all

435
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Speaker 1: that nonsense.

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Speaker 4: Really quick, I should point out I got.

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Speaker 3: A talking to oh a few days ago because I

438
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Speaker 3: said that Rich was gonna lose his shit Zue Puppy

439
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Speaker 3: on the air. I said, yeah, if the Niners lose

440
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Speaker 3: to the Ravens in the Super Bowl, Rich will lose

441
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Speaker 3: his shit. Zoo who Apparently you can't do that in

442
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Speaker 3: the daytime because the manager who spoke to me, I said, well,

443
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Speaker 3: we used to say that on Malur all the time,

444
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Speaker 3: and he's like, yeah, that's insane Harbor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well we can get away with it.

446
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Speaker 4: So stupid. The word shit should be okay, twenty four

447
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Speaker 4: hours a day.

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Speaker 1: I'm right there with you. I do not understand how

449
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Speaker 1: that's on the knotty list.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's dumb. And so what do I replace that with?

451
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Speaker 3: Do I say shataki mushrooms?

452
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Speaker 4: Next time?

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Speaker 1: He's gonna have to give up his ship. You know

454
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 1: you do ship that you probably get in trouble.

455
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Speaker 4: With that ship lost his ship in the night.

456
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Speaker 1: Back in the nineties at the local station in La.

457
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Speaker 1: The boss thought it would be funny to have one

458
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Speaker 1: hour shows in the evening. He had the Big Hucking

459
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Speaker 1: Hockey Show. Everybody, Big fucking Hockey.

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Speaker 3: It was a yeah, yeah, that's not an FCC find

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Speaker 3: waiting to happen.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, not not at all. But does anyone And

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Speaker 1: I don't know the answer to this. Maybe you don't either,

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Speaker 1: You probably don't. Why would you Has anyone gotten into

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Speaker 1: trouble with the FCC just for the S word, just

466
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Speaker 1: for saying shit?

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Speaker 4: I don't think so.

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Speaker 3: And I don't think even in the Bible Belt, if

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Speaker 3: you're goofing around saying shitsu or shataki, I don't think

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Speaker 3: anybody would call and complain.

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Speaker 1: You would like to think, not by kids.

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Speaker 3: In the car and a host laughs and says a

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Speaker 3: shitsu dog or chataki mushroom. I don't care if my

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Speaker 3: kid hears that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm right there with you. But I get

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Speaker 1: calls from the Bible Belt all the time. But we're

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Speaker 1: big in the Bible Belt. I got for example, I'll

478
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Speaker 1: give you an example. Our guy from Arkansas, Sir scratch

479
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Speaker 1: Off or whatever his name is, Dad Gummant, we call

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Speaker 1: him now. This guy is in the Bible belt. He's

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Speaker 1: a religious guy, talks about God good for him, and

482
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Speaker 1: then every once in a while he'll call up and

483
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Speaker 1: just start using profanity because he's a truck driver.

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Speaker 4: Blank my blank and blank you.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get out on this. We have one more.

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Speaker 1: Alf from the filling station, says Ben and Danny. I

487
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Speaker 1: don't know about you, guys, but I'm the kind of

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Speaker 1: person that likes a physical receipt in hand for good purchase,

489
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Speaker 1: goods purchase, or any type of transaction. This way, I

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Speaker 1: have a record of said transaction for future reference if

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Speaker 1: need be, and I have proof that I did not

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Speaker 1: rip anyone off. I bring this off because it seems

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Speaker 1: the majority of the time when pumping gas at local

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Speaker 1: convenience stores, after pressing yes when asked if I want

495
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Speaker 1: a receipt, the screen says, see clerk for receipt. Is

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Speaker 1: it just me or why in the year twenty twenty

497
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Speaker 1: four can gas pumps not be smart enough to know

498
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Speaker 1: that they're out of receipt paper prior to asking or

499
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Speaker 1: said receipt. That is a fair point there, Alf, I'm

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Speaker 1: old enough to remember. I I'm nostalgic for when you

501
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: would buy a ticket to a sporting event, you actually

502
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Speaker 1: get a ticket.

503
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Speaker 4: And not that was cool.

504
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was kind of neat back in the day.

505
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Speaker 1: And my theory on the gas station thing, ALF is

506
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Speaker 1: that they're just lazy and it's got to be a

507
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Speaker 1: pain in the ass. You're always going out to put

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Speaker 1: more paper in the different machines.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like McDonald's ice cream machines.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just inc an inconvenience is what it is. ALF

511
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Speaker 1: also says, thanks to Danny for remembering my previous question

512
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Speaker 1: regards darding rotaries or roundabouts when you read the question

513
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 1: last week by another listener. Once again, Danny is the

514
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 1: Bennett that got away, someone who is actually present when

515
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 1: you're speaking and doesn't mention things that you already referenced

516
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Speaker 1: in your monologues, like an update or an entertainment segment.

517
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: So so he says, well, look at ALF a big

518
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: fan of yours, Danny, Jenny A ringing endorsement from Alf

519
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: the alien o Pinter. We'll get out of that. We

520
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: have football, football football today, Buccaneers and Lions this afternoon

521
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: three o'clock eastern noon Pacific again, and then the late

522
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Speaker 1: game Consolsoy and Buffalo. I'll be on tonight overnight all

523
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: night breaking those games down, all the games this weekend,

524
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 1: point by point, will slice them and dice them and

525
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: toss them all up in the air and all that

526
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: good stuff as we break down the wood ball weekend

527
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Speaker 1: down to the final four by the end of the

528
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Speaker 1: day today. How crazy is that in the NFL. So

529
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: we will get to all that Danny anything going on today.

530
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Speaker 3: Just like last Sunday, I'm going to head over to

531
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Speaker 3: Rich Davis's house. He's going to have the crew from

532
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 3: our show together to watch the second game of the day.

533
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 3: So that should be fun, and then we'll talk about

534
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 3: what happened on the show Monday afternoon, five to seven

535
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Speaker 3: pm in New Hampshire.

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Speaker 1: All right, wonderful, have a great rest of your day

537
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: to day and we'll talk to you tonight back on

538
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: the Magic Radio Box. We'll talk to you then.

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Speaker 4: Aloha mahallo. Later, dog got a murder.

540
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 6: I gotta go, hey, hey, hey, let you go insane

541
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Speaker 6: to me that you would pay your hard earned money

542
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Speaker 6: in lot go watch.

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Speaker 1: Him suck very expensive cool. The team's terrible. I mean

544
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Speaker 1: I was out there on Sunday night. They they're really bad.

545
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: I mean, they're just they lost to a team. We're

546
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: in high school uniforms.

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Speaker 5: People like you Ben, who are bandwagon FANSY.

548
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: Jumped on the Clipper bandwagon.

549
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 6: Yes, he jumped on that bandwagon at a really weird time.

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00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: Coop, Yeah, in twelve games, I thought, well, this would

551
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: be a good bandwagon to jump on.

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00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 2: Now.

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00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,959
Speaker 1: I told here's my advice to Coop Eddie. I told him,

554
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Speaker 1: I said, listen, you buy tickets right behind the Laker backboard. Okay,

555
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: because maybe Kobe is shooting an airball right keep it and

556
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: it's like a souvenir airball. That's what they ought to

557
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: do the Lakers. When Kobe shoots an air ball, if

558
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: a fan gets it, they get to keep it. That'd

559
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: be like a baseball move, and that'd be great, that

560
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: would be great, awesome. You guys are ridiculous.

561
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Speaker 4: Then the weight of the world has been lifted off.

562
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Speaker 6: Ridiculous.

563
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Speaker 4: I'm not ridiculous.

564
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Speaker 5: No, I'm not saying that he's a great players that

565
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 5: we should be celebrating this final year.

566
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's it happens.

567
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 5: Guys get old down, and so why do we gotta

568
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 5: like take a big dump on him while.

569
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Speaker 1: It chose to come by? I can play. That's his decision.

570
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: He could have retired a couple of years ago. He

571
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: wants he getting twenty five millions.

572
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 5: He's the best competitor we've ever seen, and he wanted

573
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Speaker 5: to see if he could come back from the injury.

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Speaker 1: He can fault him for that great wingman without shock

575
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: and pogasol. They sound like Mike Norton won nothing he need.

576
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: Coops now walked out of the city. There's Coops now leaving.

577
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: He's now walking out to a Ventur Boulevard in Los

578
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Speaker 1: Angeles and he's going, it's kind of cold out there,

579
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Speaker 1: Coop for la. I don't know if you want to

580
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Speaker 1: go out there, all right, eight.

581
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Speaker 6: Make sure you got your key cards. He can get

582
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Speaker 6: back in.

583
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not letting you back in eight seven, seven

584
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Speaker 1: ninety nine on Fox eight seven seven. I'm gonna upset

585
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: that guy Ace too. I know he's listening, right, I'm sorry,

586
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: call back apologized man.

587
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Speaker 3: Not one more airball for the rest of the season.

588
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 3: Because the weight of the world's been lifted off of

589
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 3: Kobe's shoulders.

590
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Speaker 4: He's just gonna have fun now. Yeah, Yeah, he's gonna

591
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 4: have fun. Watch gonna just have fun for the rest

592
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 4: of the season.

593
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Speaker 6: How many air balls he's gonna shoot in Philadelphia because

594
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Speaker 6: he wants to score a lot of points in his

595
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Speaker 6: friendly Eddie.

596
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 3: It's like when you give your notice to a job

597
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 3: you hate and you know that it's the end and

598
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 3: you can just relax and have fun. You want to

599
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 3: bet on that no more airballs? Yeah, okay, the rest

600
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 3: of the season. Rest of the season, No more air.

601
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Speaker 6: Dude, you've lost your mind.

602
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: Dandy, Calm down, buddy, It's okay. An NFL executive attack

603
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: by a male jiglo. And it gets even better than that.

604
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: We have an assistant coach in the NFL that thinks

605
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: he should be allowed to be the starting quarterback for

606
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: the team that he's currently coaching. We'll get to that also.

607
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: All of it in sixty seconds no commercials. But first,

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Speaker 1: let's find out what's trending.

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Speaker 1: Deuce Bigelow, male jiglo, Rob Schneider. He's in all of

614
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: those Adam Sandler movies, right, doesn't him and Sandler of boys, he.

615
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,959
Speaker 6: Usually gets a cameo. Yeah, I hadn't seen a Sandlor

616
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 6: movie in a while.

617
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: But what do you have against Adam Sandler movie?

618
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 6: Well they're not very good.

619
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Speaker 1: They're playing awful.

620
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Speaker 6: Wow you disagree with that statement.

621
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Speaker 1: Guy's a legend.

622
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 6: What's what's the last Adam Sandler movie you watched?

623
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Speaker 1: We hung out together the Clipper game means Sandlers, So no, no,

624
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Speaker 1: no go?

625
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, he he was in the arena at the

626
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Speaker 6: same time he's been.

627
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: He walked Eddie, Eddie, He walked at him. You guys

628
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: don't know this story.

629
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Speaker 4: Did he make eye contact with you from No?

630
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Speaker 6: He didn't listen to me?

631
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Speaker 1: Is a Clipper Knicks game? I swear to god, I'm

632
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: not making this up. I wish I was.

633
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 6: Making her This is This is like when you said

634
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 6: that Shatner was talking to you. Was when you.

635
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: Were just we were talking. He blocked me because he

636
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: didn't like what I said. I asked him a very

637
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: controversial question. He blocked me. Shatner, That's a different thing.

638
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: I listened Is it a Clipper Knicks game? A couple

639
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: of years back at Staple Center. It was before the

640
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: game about ten minutes before the game starting. It's kind

641
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: of fat back there, so I was going to get

642
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: some food in the you go, we walk out the

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00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: section one to eleven Staple cent You walk out, you

644
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: go round the elevator. There's a side door. There's a

645
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: staircase you got to walk down to get into the

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Speaker 1: the underground bowels of Staple Center. So I'm leaving to

647
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: walk down there to get some crappy food that I

648
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: shouldn't be eating that'll kill me. And as I'm doing this,

649
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: the crowd's coming in. Right there's a later arriving people

650
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: for the basketball game, and this guy walks right into me.

651
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: His head is down, he's wearing a baseball cap and

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00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: he's got a Knicks T shirt on. His head is down,

653
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: and it's Adam Sandler, who had come in the general

654
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: and I swear to guy not lying here comes in

655
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: and he had his head down. He didn't want people

656
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: to recognize him. He walked right into me and then

657
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: bounced off and literally bounced off and just walked through

658
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: a seat. Yeah, not enough face time for him to

659
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: include me in the new Honkkah song, which he made

660
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 1: Honikah song for Maybe next time, maybe next time, he'll

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00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 1: put me in there.

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00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 6: That's a great story. It's a wonderful story.

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00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: How about me and Beebes? I had a running with

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Speaker 1: Bebes at Staples Center.

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Speaker 6: Also, you're embarrassing.

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00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: No, it was after a long time ago. Is after

667
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: the Lakers last one championship. These two guys with hoodies.

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Speaker 6: Let me guess he walked out of the bathroom as

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Speaker 6: you were walking in.

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00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: No, No, that was Beckham, Me and David Beckham. We

671
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: had a bathroom experience. He went in there with bodyguards,

672
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: Me and Beckham. Now I see all the celebrities out

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00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 1: there hang with these people.

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Speaker 6: I don't think it's I don't think hanging with them

675
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 6: is really the proper term. You're in the same building

676
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Speaker 6: as they are, but you're not hanging.

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Speaker 2: No.

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00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: I sat at the same table with Billy Crystal one time.

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Speaker 1: We had a good time, great, a lot of fun.

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Speaker 1: Take you out there sometime any good time.

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Speaker 6: I go to Staples Center all the time.

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Speaker 1: Now, me and me and Beckham, we passed in the hallway.

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00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 6: He went in.

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Speaker 1: We has two bodyguards. With two bodyguards, when you're when

685
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: you're the sexiest man in the world, you got to

686
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: have people protecting you. Don't want that splash back when

687
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: you're at the urinal. It's a problem. You could have

688
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: somebody protecting you from the splash back at the UM.

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00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: So he had that going on, and Billy Crystal kind

690
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Speaker 1: of surly, not gonna lie, you know, not the most

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00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: friendly person. But he sat down there and well, there's

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00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: plenty more. And I can just give you a who's

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00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 1: I saw David Hasselhoff at a dog store at the

694
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: Beverly Center, a pet store. He was looking at puppies. Wow, yep,

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00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: I got more if you want. I'm had a lot of.

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Speaker 6: I think we should do this all the rest of

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Speaker 6: the night.

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Speaker 1: Well, I could do it. I'm very connected in Hollywood, Eddie,

699
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: very very connected. Chevy Chase. Eddie never met him, never

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00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: met Chevy Chase.

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Speaker 6: No, well, all right, great, yeah, all right.

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00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: He's the the Ben Mallory Show on fire. Here's a

703
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: fun one, though. Let's go back to the NFL. Why not,

704
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: because I think this is a.

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00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 6: Sports by the way, that that Deuce Bigelow story was, Man,

706
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 6: was that disappointing? God, that was a disappointing story.

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Speaker 1: I wrote an open letter ripping jed U Rob Schneider.

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00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: He's Deuce Bigelow.

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Speaker 6: That was a horrible movie.

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00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: The franchise.

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00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 6: I'm waiting for that third one to come.

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Speaker 1: His biggest Star Wars