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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back all arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speak text and seventy five nine two says, my

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Speaker 2: wife hates that I always chew gum, but I can't

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Speaker 2: tell her it's nicotine gum. To wean me off of

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Speaker 2: the vapes she didn't know about, which replaced the cigarettes.

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Speaker 2: I said, I didn't smoke when we first met.

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Speaker 1: Oh, no, you're making strides.

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Speaker 3: Good job on you.

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Speaker 2: I mean sometimes I'm just impressed that how good people

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Speaker 2: are at hiding secrets from their loved ones.

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Speaker 3: Especially really stinky secrets. Yeah, I never know how people

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Speaker 3: do that.

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Speaker 1: I want to learn how to be a better liar.

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Speaker 2: So come on the show and tell us how you

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Speaker 2: do it by sharing your secrets anonymously.

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Speaker 1: Here on the mass Speaker.

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Speaker 2: And we've got a woman who wants to confess using

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Speaker 2: the fake name Daphne today.

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Speaker 1: So Daphne, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna be talking about a friend in your life.

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Speaker 3: I'm just thinking Scooby doo oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to think of anything else named Daphne.

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Speaker 2: But the voice changer is on. You are the mass Speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: So I have an older sister, she's just about two

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Speaker 4: years older than me, and she's always been like a

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Speaker 4: really big procrastinator, and especially so when it came to

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Speaker 4: applying for colleges.

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Speaker 1: And I'm with her on that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so not a firstborn child thing. I like her.

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Speaker 4: So Mama's always on her about applying, applying, where you applying?

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Speaker 4: What's going on? And so I kind of took the

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Speaker 4: opportunity to play a little prank on her.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's interesting, this is a confession, because does that

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Speaker 3: mean she doesn't know.

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Speaker 4: She has no idea?

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Speaker 1: No, must be diabolical. What did you do?

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Speaker 4: I went online and found a copy of a college

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Speaker 4: acceptance letter from Harvard? What and I edited to say

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Speaker 4: that my sister got into Harvard.

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Speaker 1: No, she applied Harbor.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: She didn't even apply.

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Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, you still sound so tickled with yourself

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Speaker 3: about this. I mean, even if she doesn't apply, like

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Speaker 3: to get something like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would be like confused.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what if you're eighteen, you're seventeen,

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Speaker 3: You're like, ah, that's how it works.

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Speaker 1: They this is how scouting works. Yes, and only wants

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Speaker 1: the best in the bride is known about me from somebody.

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Speaker 2: I'm a little confused, though, Deafne. How did you present

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Speaker 4: I got it mailed like to our house. Actually, my

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Speaker 4: mom is the one who like gone out of the

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Speaker 4: mail and she opened it freaked out, Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: Christy into Harbor.

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Speaker 1: She opened her daughter's acceptance letter.

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Speaker 2: Well that's what parents do when like college letters are

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Speaker 2: coming in.

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Speaker 1: The plants are always like looking for that.

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Speaker 2: Wow when I'm in my community college.

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Speaker 1: We all cried, yeah, video.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he was waitlisted at their community college. But still

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Speaker 2: that was a big deal for Hosing's family. So what

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Speaker 2: your mom bought it?

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Speaker 4: My mom bought it. My sister was completely confused. She's like,

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Speaker 4: I didn't apply to Harvard like she of course because she,

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Speaker 4: I mean she wasn't going to get into Harvard like.

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Speaker 1: Most people that's wouldn't get it.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like if anybody should have gotten too Harvard, it

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Speaker 2: should be you for being able to like figure out

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Speaker 2: how to pull off this stuff.

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Speaker 4: I mean, this is a Harvard level prank.

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Speaker 1: I'm very so what happened?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so my mom is like, oh my gosh, maybe

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Speaker 4: one of your counselors did it for you, and my

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Speaker 4: sister is still very confused, Like I love that.

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Speaker 3: Your mom thinks that highly of your sister, where she's like,

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Speaker 3: there's no way that this is not Those counselors wrote

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Speaker 3: your essay for you.

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Speaker 1: Somebody believes in you.

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's what moms are for. There, that's true.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so wait did she call the school? Like what

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Speaker 3: do you do? You call admissions?

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Speaker 4: Well, she went back to school and like talked to

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Speaker 4: the counselors and everyone was like, looks really official, but

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Speaker 4: like we didn't do that. Like everyone bought the letter.

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Speaker 4: Like she showed this letter to everyone. Everyone bought it.

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Speaker 3: Are you not getting nervous at some point that you're

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Speaker 3: going to be found out?

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Speaker 1: Are you just like cracking up laughing the whole time?

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Speaker 4: It was hysterical and I'm thinking, like, eventually this is

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Speaker 4: gonna break and like we'll figure it out. But she

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Speaker 4: ended up trying to call Harvard. No one had any

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Speaker 4: idea what was going on. She ends up driving over

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Speaker 4: there because they couldn't figure it out over the phone.

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Speaker 4: They finally confirmed there's no record of her, and so

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Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, well here we are, We're at

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Speaker 4: the end, right, But no, she ended up liking the

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Speaker 4: area so much that she just enrolled in a community

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Speaker 4: college over there.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so the.

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Speaker 3: Whole reason she ended up in Boston was because of

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Speaker 3: you in a fake Harvard letter.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and like that Rushman year she met her now husband.

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Speaker 4: She's still lives there to this day, and it's all

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Speaker 4: because of the break.

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Speaker 1: At any point, did you think this is when I

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Speaker 1: should stop her?

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Speaker 4: I put you're into deep so it.

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Speaker 2: Can only get funnier, though, the longer that the frame

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Speaker 2: it goes on, so you don't want to end it

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Speaker 2: too early.

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Speaker 1: It did end great. Yeah, you set it up.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you have to reveal at this point.

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Speaker 3: You should have at their wedding.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I could reveal.

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Speaker 3: Do they have like an anniversary coming up? Or you know,

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Speaker 3: is there like some sort of family gathering, because I

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Speaker 3: do feel like it needs to be an epic reveal.

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Speaker 3: It can't just be like you tell her over you send.

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Speaker 4: The letter, I can to the reunion for Harvard reunion.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I disagree, though, I think you have to kill

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Speaker 2: even farther. You give her an acceptance letter to NASA. Now,

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Speaker 2: now she's going to end up on Mars and it's

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Speaker 2: all going to be.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to her little sister. I'm a Mars brain surgeon.

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Speaker 3: That's wild, pranks and badly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, act like everything happens for a reason.

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Speaker 3: This is why I thought for sure your mom was

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Speaker 3: going to go totally stage mom and like sue Harvard

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Speaker 3: from messing up the.

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Speaker 1: Tell over the phone. Where did you go to school?

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Speaker 1: By the way, community college.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't planning to go to Harvard. I'm fine with that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's awesome.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: In text in seven eighty five nine too, if you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can

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Speaker 2: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our

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Speaker 2: next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Your phone tab's coming up

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,