WEBVTT - Magic Cupcake 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:01.880 Why did you put your hand in front of my face? 0:00:02.160 --> 0:00:04.360 Because I'm not prepared tack to the hand because the 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:05.320 face ain't listening. 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:06.640 I'm not prepared. 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:08.480 That's nineties, you know, I know. 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:19.800 It is. I love that it makes you laugh when 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:22.160 I just cut that off. This is it's so violent 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:22.840 all of a sudden. 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:26.840 It's like Serial Killers podcast done well. 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:29.000 I mean, if there's a whole other verse or two or. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:30.440 Three and I was just kind of that's like a 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:31.319 minute and a half intro. 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:32.560 It takes up a lot of time. 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.480 Yeah, so what's going on Andrew? You know, not much, 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:37.080 just living the dream as always. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.159 Yeah, well, welcome to episode thirty six of Serial Killers. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:42.839 That's serial Killers with a C. It's the podcast where 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:45.800 we talk about cereal and we think inside the box. 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:49.000 Yes, that's the tagline we're going with Scott's suggestion. 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:50.680 You still don't like that to you? You know, it's 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:53.360 something you know someone's gonna say, I've been using that 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:55.279 for twenty years. You stole it. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:59.640 I'm waiting for other serial places, like podcasts, the YouTube 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:02.040 channel to all reach out to us and be like, listen, 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:04.120 you gotta stop because you took our idea. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.000 We don't really do any research? No, I mean I 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.039 was so excited when I thought of serial Killers with 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:10.800 a C. Yeah, and then it's like all over the place. Yeah, 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:13.080 oh well, but I thought of it though without doing research. 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:15.479 So it's my idea it is. 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:18.200 You did do something, Scott. Good for you. 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:20.280 You know what, before we start this episode, I would 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:21.640 like to take a trip. Would you like to take 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.920 a trip where? Come take a trip with me? 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:33.760 Serial Killers visits the Cereal Grave? What the hell is 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:34.400 going on? 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:37.640 We're taking a trip to the serial graveyard? 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:41.000 What are you doing with Stacks to literally go with 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.520 him and just for cored things and then surprise me 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:44.160 with the audio. 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:46.839 It's a new feature that I'd like to introduce grave 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:50.360 Cereal Graveyard. Okay, remember we went back to visit Rocky Road. 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:54.320 We visited them in the graveyard. Now we've mentioned this series. 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:55.919 Do we actually have Rocky Road Cereal? 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:56.200 No? 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:57.840 They don't have made it since the eighties? 0:01:58.120 --> 0:01:59.560 So am I trying the cereal? 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:03.960 No, we're just going we're just reminiscing. So I'm okay, okay, 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:05.360 this is a reminiscing segment. 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:06.920 I mean, out of all your bits, I don't know 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:09.640 if this song's going to Stirk, Well, I. 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:12.320 Like playing old commercials. So this is a cereal from 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:14.280 the mid eighties. It only lasted for about a year 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:17.480 or two. I've spoken about it before. You always cringe 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:19.240 and gag when I say it, because you're like image 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:25.560 and milk Bah. So Joe is from OJ Cereal. Okay, 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:28.280 you remember OJ's. Kellogg's made OJ's in around nineteen eighty 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:31.480 five or so. Again, I don't remember. I was born 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.959 in nineteen ninety one. I say you remember because I've 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:37.160 told you about it. Yes, it was a cereal that 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.079 I really liked, and it went away. And this was 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:47.320 the commercial from when it was new oj outft there's 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:50.880 och Joe ground it up oranges for Kelloggs where they'll 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:53.680 take their sweet juice and put it into new OJ's, 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:58.080 a crunch of delicious orange taste and cereals eat them up. 0:02:59.639 --> 0:02:59.920 There is. 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:05.560 Oh JS You're back with Vitam and see part of 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:11.480 his complete breakfast orange Tasted cereal about now. 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.000 There weren't too many commercials for OJ's because it didn't 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:16.160 last very long, but I liked it as a kid. 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:18.440 There were loops kind of like you know fruit loop shape, 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.239 and there were balls, which I guess we're supposed to 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:23.280 be oranges, and you know OJ Joe, and the commercial 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:26.359 would brand the oranges with Ojo. No. 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:29.800 I mean branding oranges sounds real explicit. 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.920 I don't you suck what you suck? It was a 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:34.000 good cereal. I liked it. 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:37.160 Again, you're probably the only person that would enjoy orange 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:38.000 and milk together. 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.320 It's not true because it was actually an online position. 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:41.880 There was actually an online petition. 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.760 You can't you sugar strokes. I know you can't. I 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:47.400 know what you're gonna do. You're gonna try and edit 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.520 this in post production, because can I tell you? I 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:51.760 listened back to the episode sometimes and all of a 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:56.000 sudden it'll go from you like and that's one I said, Like, 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:59.000 you clearly are in post production adding new lines in 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:00.680 and you don't think I'm gonn to notice. 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:03.600 But I do. Okay. There was actually an online petition 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.760 to bring back OJ's many years ago. 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.320 Five people signed it and it was like, suck it. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.240 So sorry, you need five. 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.720 Different accounts email I can spam it. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:15.560 Will you turn your phone over please? Because it really 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:17.000 angers me when you just look at your phone. You 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:17.680 don't look at me. 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.240 Millennial all right? 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:21.719 Where do you want to go classic or new? Andrew? 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:22.560 I let you choose. 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:23.680 Can I say one thing? 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:24.440 You may so. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:27.200 You literally just wasted the first five minutes of our 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:29.839 podcast talking about OJ's when you've talked about OJ's on 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:30.640 other episodes. 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:32.239 Yeah, but this time I got to play the commercial 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:33.800 and the fun jingle that we had made. Great. 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:35.120 Just go with the classic, all right. 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:37.160 Classic cereal. Here we go down to the cereal sack. 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:38.960 Waste my time? 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.719 All right, don't look, Andrew, it's a secret. 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:47.960 I'm it's a giant box that says checks on it. 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:50.120 It's not really, but you don't know what flavor it is. 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.000 I'm gonna go with chocolate because the box is brown. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:54.360 It is chocolate checks. 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:55.880 I okay, chocolate. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.680 Checks are delicious. I love chocolate check. What do you 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.800 make it? What's the face for? What's the cringe face? 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:04.640 To me? It has always been just checks mix and checks? 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:10.400 Well, speaking of checks mix, did you know that in 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:13.400 the nineties, Okay, okay, there was no such thing as 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:14.159 checks mix. 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:14.480 Yeah. 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.680 You actually had to make it and assemble it yourself. 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:19.640 It was called Check's party mix. So they basically had 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.760 rice checks, wheat checks, and corn checks, and there was 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.720 a like a seasoning path that you would get. Okay, 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.680 you would mix it all together yourself, and that was 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:28.880 your Che's party mix. 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:30.320 That's not cool. 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:34.040 And here's a commercial when it was endorsed by the Peanuts. 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:39.400 What the Check's Party Mix is for the Jess? 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:39.880 Good? 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:43.800 Great, don't worry yet, so easy, we can make more 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:47.520 ten minutes. I can't even make toasts. Just mix up 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:49.640 the Checks in this evening, shake it in a bag 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:56.000 and pop it in the Microway, they're not coming. We 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:59.839 can't eat the Checks Party mix. Ah, right, Checks Party 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:02.320 It's so easy, it's so good. 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:04.080 Yeah, that was Charlie Brown. 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.640 There, I know what Charlie Brown is. 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:10.919 Well, so yeah, they were endorsers for Checks Party Mix, 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:12.720 the Peanuts Gang. 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:15.839 I love it. I just think it's weird. The Check's 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:18.200 mix used to just come as like, here's a bag 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:19.280 of seasoning. 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:21.080 Yeah, make it yourself, put in the microwave. I don't 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:22.839 understand it. What do you want warm Checks mix for? 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.080 Why would I want warm and pretzels? Yeah? 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:26.640 Well no, there was no pretzels back then. It was 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:29.920 just Check cereal and seasonings and one of them you 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.400 could throw peanuts into. No one was allergic to peanuts 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:32.720 back then. 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:38.200 Such a millennial thing. You're not even allergic to peanuts, 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:41.880 all right? So can I re say peanuts because I 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:43.280 said penuts? 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:46.279 No, I'm sorry. I don't edit anything in post production. 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:49.560 Well, I said peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts. Put one of 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:50.000 those in. 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:53.720 Yeah, all right, So chocolate checks first introduced in two 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:55.560 thousand and seven. So that's why we're gonna call it classic. 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.440 I'm not looking forward to this. I'm just gonna say it. 0:06:57.480 --> 0:07:01.120 Check's currently available in blueberry, cinnamon corn. We had blueberry, right, yeah, 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:04.080 honey nut peanut butter, which we had loved peanut butter 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:06.000 that it could be one of my top five favorite 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:09.960 currant cereals, rice, vanilla, corn, and wheat checks the only 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:11.360 one that's not gluten free. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.440 You would keep a log of your top five favorite 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:14.600 cereals at the moment. 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.600 What are you talking about, dude? This is a cereal podcast. 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:20.120 Of course I know what my top five favorite cereals are. 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:23.360 Do you answer thinks are just going wrong at Cereal 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:27.520 killers heads today? I don't. I could just see you 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:33.360 keeping a diary. Today is August ninth. My favorite cereals 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:37.640 in order are wine checks, with chocolate. 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:39.760 Well, you know, you just gave away the date that 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.280 we're recording this, so people are going to be able 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:45.400 to figure out how long it actually goes until it airs. 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.040 Well, how many times do we say we pre record 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:49.280 and just keep things in the can? 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:52.080 I know? But okay, now we're behind the velvet ropes. 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.480 Let's get back in front of the ropes and eat 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:55.680 some chocolate checks. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:58.200 When are you scary Jones? Let's get me in front 0:07:58.240 --> 0:07:59.360 of the velvet ropes. 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.760 By the way, you were wondering while I'm pouring here, 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:05.560 some discontinued varieties of checks. Raisin bran checks, I would 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:09.960 do that, sugar frosted checks at frocinum in checks, oat checks, 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:14.760 brand checks, gram checks, and strawberry checks. I feel like 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:15.880 I might like the strawberry ones. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.280 Rachel Ray is playing right now. She's making a jalapeno 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:20.800 something for Tata. This looks delicious. 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:22.000 It really looks nauseating. 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:23.440 How does it look nausea eating? 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.400 Hey, here's your one percent milk and your chocolate checks. 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:28.160 And the one thing I really do like about chocolate 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.200 checks is it makes delicious milk delicious. 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:32.800 I feel like I've heard a lot of things about 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:34.720 chocolate check, So I'm excited to finally try it. 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.280 You've never had chocolate checks now since two thousand and 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.880 seven when it was introduced, you've never had chocolate checks. 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:42.400 No, I haven't had chocolate check since it was introduced 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:43.240 in two thousand and seven. 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.080 But you do know that before we did this podcast, 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:46.760 I used to have cereal in here all the time. 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:48.040 Yeah, but you must have tried it. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:48.360 It's something. 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.280 No, I am a creature of habit. If I like something, 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.640 I only do what I like. Like I only started 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:56.440 eating cheese, like on a cheese plate like three years ago. Really, yeah, 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.679 mozzadel or mozzarella mozzarella. 0:08:58.800 --> 0:08:58.959 Yeah. 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.079 We used to go, like, there's a really great Italian 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:01.720 deli by us. 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:02.400 All right, let's eat. 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.240 Okay, just cut off my story one more time. Thank you. 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:05.720 Here we go. 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:12.280 It's really chocolatey, Yeah, really good, naturally flavored chocolate. I'll 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:14.280 give it three bowls. Look at all that cocoa powder. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.400 I'm just half and half on it. It's good. Three bowls. 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.080 I'm not going to give it anything higher. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:20.000 Four bowls from me. 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:24.280 It's last like almost like chocolate powder mix that you would. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.400 Put for hot cocoa. Yeah, that's what the powder looks 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:28.880 like on there. Yeah, you know, I apologize. I'd like 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:30.640 to hear the rest of your Italian deli story. 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:32.760 Oh so yeah, we used to get really like fresh 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:36.280 cheese and then like muzadel to put on like pasta 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:38.200 and everything. I'd be like, that's discussing. I'll never eat that, 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:39.760 But then I did, and I'm like, how did I 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:41.760 waste twenty five years of my life not eating this? 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:44.120 So you never had like baked zd or no, I 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.400 would eat it like that. But if you just had 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.400 like a muziel out, it's like cut and put on 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:48.959 my bread fresh. 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:50.199 Oh I had that last night. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.439 See, up until I was like twenty four to twenty five, 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:53.440 never ever touched it. 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.240 I wouldn't eat it on bread. I just eat it. 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:57.240 Oh my god, may eat tomatoes. What do you call that? 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.440 But wait a minute, this is a cereal podcast, So 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:02.839 let's move on on to the new Cereal. Okay, I'm 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:04.680 gonna call it new. It came out in twenty eighteen. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:07.720 Still new, yeah, you know, year old or so there's 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:11.280 already been like a bastard cousin of the cereal came 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.640 out this year called Catacorn. Cereal. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:14.800 Do we all that? 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:17.200 I don't think I had caticorn in here, but I 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:19.000 have had this one before we started the podcast. You 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:21.160 may or may not have tried it. Cooper flipped out 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.000 for it because there's a freaking unicorn on it. Oh, 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:26.079 I just gave it away, Kellogg's Unicorn cereal. Here I 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:27.480 go down to the cereal set. 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.559 I think Kellogg's really needs to just think about what 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.160 they're naming the cereals. It annoys me that they don't 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:36.000 even give you a hint of what the cereal is anymore. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:40.240 Yeah, magic cupcake? What it's magic cupcake flavor? Wait? 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:41.240 Can I see this? 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:42.000 Sure? 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:45.000 All right, there's a fun thing on the side. All right, 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:47.200 So let's find out what your unicorn name is? 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:47.880 What's mine? 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:50.600 Okay? So your s So you're. 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:52.840 Fancy fancy, I was born in August. 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:54.200 Spirit dancer. 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:55.880 I'm fancy spirit dancer. 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:56.559 Beautiful? 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:57.480 What are you, Andrew? 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:02.680 I'm mystic nimble flower. Wow, that's beautiful it is. 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:03.679 I already forgot my name? 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:04.760 Your spirit? 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:05.240 Uh? 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:08.560 Miss your spirit nimble dancer? 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:15.480 No, I'm a spirit what I'm fancy spirit dancer? 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:20.119 Oh not nimble watch? Oh my god? Your hoofs are beautiful, 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:23.319 They're very sparkly. Your main is wonderful. 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:26.800 Now this is a limited edition. It's probably gonna be 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.040 gone pretty soon because it's been out for over a year. 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.360 So this is probably just a leftover box that I've 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:32.000 found in Target. 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:35.520 They literally have the most generic unicorn on the box. 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.720 It's like somebody went to like the most basic image 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:41.200 site and then we're like, hey, here's a clip art 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:42.080 of a unicorn. Go. 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:44.439 I totally want to color the back, though I don't. 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:46.959 You don't know, because that always bothers me. It's like 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:49.520 coloring books. Once you color in a coloring book, there's 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:50.600 no purpose for it anymore. 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:52.959 Oh, scottis shake, there's different colors. 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:55.000 No, And this is cupcake flavor. 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:58.319 It says it's Magic Cupcake Flavor, naturally flavored, So I 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:02.079 don't understand what that means, but you know it's it's 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.439 a fruit loop mold, so it's you know, they look 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:07.400 like fruit loops with some little ooh, with some I 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:13.600 want to smell oh, with some little sparkly sprinkle on them. 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.680 Pour it from me, Spirit Dancer, what's your name? 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.240 I remember? I don't want to look at the chart again. 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:23.800 Majestic Spirit dancer. I'm nimble, flower. I think you're very nimble. 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:26.280 Let's see where the sugar is on here? Oh, sugar 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:27.480 is the first ingredient. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:32.400 Good unicorn Cereal? Yeah, unicorn, but like it annoys me. 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:35.480 Like again, Captain Crunch, I expect Crunch life Cereal. I mean, 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:39.280 I guess life is life because I'm just looking at 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:43.040 our cereal wall fruit loops loops that are fruity. Raisin 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:46.480 brand is like raisins with flakes. This is just unicorn. 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:47.880 There's no taste of a unicorn. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:50.400 I've tasted a unicorn before. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:53.200 Oh you have how high were you was that during 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:54.120 your LSD phase? 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:56.760 Here we go. There's a chunk on this one. 0:12:57.240 --> 0:13:01.239 Oh god, straight up toothpaste. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:03.160 No it doesn't taste like toothpaste. 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:05.880 Yeah it does. That's disgusting. That gets one bowl from me. 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:07.679 I don't know where they get the cupcake pst. 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:09.439 I hate it. This is disgusting. 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.520 This is disgusting, and you hate it. Give it nothing, 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.480 no one bowl. Okay. 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:16.680 I feel like I'm saving the spoon because again my 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:20.920 spoon went to what was that peanut butter chocolate cheerios 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:25.800 That to me was straight up ass. This is like 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:29.360 bad but it's not like taco powder bad. 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:30.720 I'm gonna go right along with you and give it 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:32.440 a bawl because I wouldn't. I wouldn't eat this again. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:33.880 I don't even wou'd even buy for my kids. 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:37.520 Again, there's like sugary toothpaste when you're a kid, Like, 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:40.599 here's cars toothpaste. This is what that tastes like. 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:42.439 Yeah, Cooper uses watermelon toothpaste. 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:43.520 That's what this tastes like. 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.560 All right, well, okay, sorry Kellogg's, you lost there, but 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:50.160 let's move on to the classic. Why didn't wait a minute? 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.520 And also Kellogg's, I'm just gonna put this into you 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:56.480 call it unicorn loops or call it like unicorn hoops 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.400 or something, but just don't call it unicorn cereal because 0:13:59.400 --> 0:13:59.880 it pisses me. 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:01.960 Well, it's almost done because it's limited. 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:11.160 Good, so let's move on serial killers? Who recorded that one? 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:13.959 And also you spit on me? Did you did? 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:15.240 Was it a sprinkle? Yes? 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.000 I have it on my arm. Look at that, that's 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:18.240 your saliva on my arm. 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:19.600 I don't think it is it? Is that what you're 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:20.040 talking about? 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:20.280 All right? 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:21.560 Let me go down to the cereal sack for the 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:22.200 bonus box. 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:24.160 How many of those. Did you have stacks? 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:24.240 Do? 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:27.640 Oh? Something just fell? All right? So this is a 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:31.040 General Mills creation, great from the early nineties. It came out. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:32.600 It probably came out the year you were born. 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:32.960 Cool. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:36.240 I don't really understand why they call it this. You've 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:38.200 probably never even heard or seen of it before, even 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.400 though it's in all the stores, but it's usually on 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.720 the top shelf because you know, no one wants it. Yeah, 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:47.600 so this is from General Mills. It's called Basic four. Okay, 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:50.640 I've never seen this, You've never seen it before? No, Oh, okay, 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.960 this looks interesting. Well, it's great tasting and heart healthy, 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:57.120 and it fills you up and satisfies you longer. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:58.680 Satisfies a long time. 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:04.000 It's a Scottish because it's got sweet, tangy fruit and almonds. 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.320 Multi grain cereal with fruit and almonds. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:08.080 Is that one of those words that you could say 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:10.280 five different ways? Almond almond? 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:13.040 Well, I mean the L I guess is kind of silent, 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:17.480 but it's it's almond almonds. Almond almond is almond is 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:19.720 the proper pronunciation, I suppose. 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:20.480 Cool. 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:24.480 Yeah, moving on, So it's got heart tasty, what's oh hearty? 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:29.040 It's got hardy, mart tasty. It's got hearty, tasty almonds, delicious, 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:32.120 crispy multi grain flakes, sweet and tangy raisins, and dried 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:36.400 cranberries and crunchy rice puffs. Basic for the taste cannibals love. 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:40.040 But see, these look like yogurt covered things, but they're not. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:42.760 I don't know what that is. I see, yeah, unless 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.920 those are just you know, mutant rice puffs. 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:46.720 Yeah, they're mutant rice buffs. 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:47.360 All right. 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:53.360 I gotta say, like this is just a boring cereal. Really, yeah, 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:55.280 it looks like trail mix the cereal. 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:00.480 It really needs a shake because all stuff settled on bottom. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.880 Oh boy, there I go. 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:08.480 I'm actually kind of surprised that a kind of no 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:12.000 name serio like this has lasted since the nineties early nineties. 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:14.120 But yeah, I mean, who's eating Basic four. 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:15.360 I guess enough people buy it. 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.000 I just want to meet them. I just have a 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:19.520 couple questions I have to ask you. 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:22.800 Well, you really don't the distribution here is really not 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:24.960 that great because you weren't really get any raisins or anything. 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:26.480 So I'm just getting flakes. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.480 No, maybe don't like here, you can have it. Oh, 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:30.200 we're out of milk. Oh wait a second, you bought. 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:32.120 More milk hold on which you criticized me for. 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:38.000 Andy fat free? Yes, doing that anymore is what I 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:39.800 thought we weren't doing fat free milk anymore. 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:40.880 Isn't that like one percent? 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:42.720 Thanks Farmland, So it's. 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:46.360 Farmland's fault and my fault. All right, you got a 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.960 lot of angry you got to work out, dude. Thank you. 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:52.040 That's for me. It looks like different kind of flakes in. 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.920 Here too, any one? Two three? I don't even know. 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:56.040