Speaker 1: I decided it made sense. You were right. This is
Speaker 1: the whole episode, and it's not about us. I wasn't
Speaker 1: boyd last night. Okay, I wun't ready good that friend.
Speaker 1: This is the beginning. I know you hate when I
Speaker 1: play songs from the beginning, but you got to know
Speaker 1: this verse. I was just look and I'm confused. It's
Speaker 1: too much work. Would she'd rather have a purse? It?
Speaker 1: Would she rather have nine? Do you like? This isn't Wayne?
Speaker 1: How do you not know your nigga? Alright? Your name
Speaker 1: is Wheezy for reason? Bit you used to be in
Speaker 1: love with little way you did girl. He was he
Speaker 1: was all over your school binder. Let's not let's fucking
Speaker 1: not anyway. Guys, Hi, um, welcome to you another episode
Speaker 1: of Horrible Decisions. This is your girl, Mandy be and
Speaker 1: I'm um and this is episode what one of them episodes?
Speaker 1: We don't be knowing the numbers until we sid in
Speaker 1: real life. I don't know if it's your first episode.
Speaker 1: We have so many new listeners since we've been on
Speaker 1: Lipstick Alley, and you know, Lipstick Alley is a place
Speaker 1: for I feel like exposure. So I just want to
Speaker 1: say I really appreciate all of you guys that have
Speaker 1: I appreciate them for saying the good things, but you
Speaker 1: have not been dragged for filth on there like I have, bitch,
Speaker 1: I have in you, so I can't get dragged. You
Speaker 1: do want to go ahead and actually since I mean
Speaker 1: instead of talking about I don't want to actually talk
Speaker 1: about because now that we are on Lipstick Alley and
Speaker 1: we've made like, hey, we're on LIPSICALI, I know people
Speaker 1: have started reading what the funk is on there about me? Um,
Speaker 1: So I do want to let y'all know I was
Speaker 1: broke his fun at one point, sleeping on a hair mattress. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was. I do want to let you guys know that. Um.
Speaker 1: A lot of things that are on there that were
Speaker 1: said about me was when I was finding myself. I was, oh, bitch,
Speaker 1: act like I was sucking these millionaires and sleeping on
Speaker 1: an air mattress, etcetera, etcetera. Bitch. The first trip I
Speaker 1: took out like in real life, that's what paid for
Speaker 1: my bed, white bullshits, my first trip with a little
Speaker 1: money trip um. Um. So there's just quite a lot
Speaker 1: of negative things said on there about me. Had some
Speaker 1: hard job I had an ankle bracelet. Bitch, you shot,
Speaker 1: You're I'm trying to think. Do I things said about me?
Speaker 1: I'm a little sick allie or a mug shot. I
Speaker 1: mean it's completely wiped. I could pay to make it
Speaker 1: go away. Yeah, I don't think I can. Actually had
Speaker 1: my geeky best friend Panock, who knows everything about everything,
Speaker 1: like trying to google the ship out of it, I think,
Speaker 1: or maybe it wasn't him. I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: couldn't find it. Still, so, um, well, we haven't seen
Speaker 1: each other. We haven't even really spoke this week because
Speaker 1: you've had a friend in town. So is there anything? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go ahead and ask us. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to ask us off air because I just wanted
Speaker 1: to start a you have you eaten her pussy? Because
Speaker 1: she's fine as funk and I was just me and
Speaker 1: my room. We were just sure that y'all were fucking.
Speaker 1: I was sure because she's like, come say hi, come
Speaker 1: say hi. So her friend is in town from from
Speaker 1: Many and I'm just sure they're fucking because I would
Speaker 1: find everybody. Well, you gotta say something in German, you
Speaker 1: gotta be sexy with it. Say, how do you say
Speaker 1: in Germany? Say like, um, hi, Daddy, I want to
Speaker 1: suck your dick in German. Get in, Get in the
Speaker 1: mic and tell them I'm really killing Papa. That ship
Speaker 1: sound sexy? Say one more time, one more time, hey Papa,
Speaker 1: Oh bit, you're lucky. I don't speak another language of
Speaker 1: God damn. So okay, answer the question for the listeners,
Speaker 1: because I'm sure they haven't had sex. Do you like girls? Well,
Speaker 1: I never tried wheezy and you ain't even turn her.
Speaker 1: How goddamnit, waste of a friend. Okay, let me tell you,
Speaker 1: let me explain it. Me and Issa met in the
Speaker 1: club like it's okay. We found out six years ago
Speaker 1: and she was into inning for somewhere in Orlando, and
Speaker 1: we became amazing friends. I came and visited her in Germany.
Speaker 1: We took a cruise together, and I had a total
Speaker 1: crush on itsa because what happened when I saw you,
Speaker 1: when I met you? Yeah, maybe I hear you her,
Speaker 1: but I will post her but on our site, on
Speaker 1: her on her Instagram page. Yeah, she had an amazing
Speaker 1: but and I had a total crush on her. And
Speaker 1: then yeah, and then on our cruise, she kissed me.
Speaker 1: I was so happy somebody y'all kissed only on the lips,
Speaker 1: on the lips on your face And can we catch
Speaker 1: your boring because I was. And she's been sleeping in
Speaker 1: your bed for the past week. No, I feel guilty
Speaker 1: on my couch. What is wrong with you? She's a
Speaker 1: terrible friend, you know. It's we've known each other so long.
Speaker 1: At this point, I feel like, bitch, I'm going home
Speaker 1: if you try to make me sleep on the purple
Speaker 1: couch and your goddamn house, it's no, it's like your bed.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I am so sorry for your trich. You're
Speaker 1: here in the United States. Yeah, but you're here in
Speaker 1: the United States from and she likes giving head to
Speaker 1: all these bitches like eat with um. Jesus what oh?
Speaker 1: I do want to talk to you guys, because I
Speaker 1: guess something that a lot of the followers have been
Speaker 1: wanting to hear about. Um. I went to a nude
Speaker 1: beach recently, So there's a new beach if you at
Speaker 1: a lot of people thought that I was in another city.
Speaker 1: They were like, let me know when you get back,
Speaker 1: how's your trip? And I'm like, my nigga I'm in Jersey. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I knew there was a Yeah, so it's Gunnison Beach. Um.
Speaker 1: For all of my local New York UM listeners, it's
Speaker 1: called Gunnison Beach. I believe this weekend, UM Labor Day
Speaker 1: weekend is the last weekend because New York actually shuts
Speaker 1: down all of its beaches at the same time, which sucks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's now winter. They're all like stay owned or good. Remember,
Speaker 1: I don't know how the funk that ship works, because
Speaker 1: we don't think this is the whole podcast is not
Speaker 1: We don't know anything about politic ga um. But it
Speaker 1: was really fun. It's actually a beach. It's much different
Speaker 1: than Hollover Beach in Miami, which is the gay Beach
Speaker 1: and not the gay beach. But there's a lot of
Speaker 1: gays that are on the gay beach there on the
Speaker 1: New Beach. I keep calling it the gay beach, but
Speaker 1: because normally the new beaches are the gay beach for
Speaker 1: the gay beaches. Um, but this is actually Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just a great New beach where it's a mixture of people, young, old,
Speaker 1: um and just cultures like the most you know, diverse. Okay,
Speaker 1: so there was one guy who kept walking past us
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna lie. So being on this, on
Speaker 1: this podcast with Wheezy, I have found myself more curious
Speaker 1: about white penis is. So it's reversed on me. Right.
Speaker 1: So I've been looking at so I've been looking at
Speaker 1: him on on porns or whatever. But on this beach,
Speaker 1: which there was a lot of white dick and there
Speaker 1: was some good, nice size ones, I was impressed, like
Speaker 1: there was a lot of Me and Um Crystal talked
Speaker 1: about this. There were a lot of uncircumcised ones. So
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, maybe they're all foreign, because I
Speaker 1: think that's what we talked about. I don't know, he's
Speaker 1: a circumcision a thing you've seen with American guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it is. It's dude, it's really it's not
Speaker 1: no see o um girl. I read something recently that said,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's true, but of men in
Speaker 1: America are circumcised, of men in the world are uncircumcised.
Speaker 1: Believe that, and it was there was also a few
Speaker 1: that I was just like, there's no way they have penetration,
Speaker 1: like I saw any penis, Like the dick was like
Speaker 1: in the balls. If that makes sense, and I was
Speaker 1: just like, and it's weird because everyone there is nude,
Speaker 1: which is why I shout out to you. I did
Speaker 1: a nude beach in Barcelona, and I was so insecure
Speaker 1: about my body, and I think the complete opposite because
Speaker 1: I saw so many bodies and which I felt free.
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, and this is like feeling like
Speaker 1: I think I was in my best way like and
Speaker 1: like I just I felt sexy and closed, but getting naked,
Speaker 1: I was scared and I'm the complete opposite. I feel
Speaker 1: so big and dragged down when I wear clothes, and
Speaker 1: I feel so free and confident when I'm naked. I'm
Speaker 1: like the complete opposite. And being at the head beach
Speaker 1: looking at all the other bodies, I was just like, bitch,
Speaker 1: my body looking bomb is fun like I was actually
Speaker 1: very go ahead, just unlocked her thing got too because
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna keep the show rolling, keep the show rolling.
Speaker 1: You know. She um, you were looking real slowty on
Speaker 1: that beach. I go real slutty. I was new just
Speaker 1: what I was doing that, David. All I know is
Speaker 1: I saw a video of you taking a penus, so
Speaker 1: they were my friend, white chocolate shot, white chocolate. He
Speaker 1: had jellow shots. What is what color is white chocolate?
Speaker 1: He's white? He's white. Book used to be called white chocolate.
Speaker 1: I actually think it's white. No, he kept covering it
Speaker 1: with a towel, so I didn't really look at it.
Speaker 1: Also shout out to um Jeff and the Go Green
Speaker 1: crew there who like set it all up fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: They listened to the show him and his wife show
Speaker 1: didn't invite me. Yeah, well it was fun. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: have wanted to go. It's like a two hour ride
Speaker 1: the quarter to seven. I know, um, but no, it
Speaker 1: was a great time. Anyone who hasn't been, I think
Speaker 1: that would be a great place to go, even with
Speaker 1: your friends, just you know, kind of feel comfortable about yourself.
Speaker 1: I loved it. It was a great time. Again, that's
Speaker 1: gunnison beach g u n n I s o n
Speaker 1: if you want to look it at it only to
Speaker 1: it out of the country again, because then what if
Speaker 1: I'm like fall asleep and then I asked and my
Speaker 1: pussies out and then boom im on the internet. No mud, No,
Speaker 1: these people are really like used to being naked, so
Speaker 1: it's like bitch, I had to sneak and take my
Speaker 1: true There was no phones out like that. People were
Speaker 1: really just enjoying themselves there. So it's not anyone looking
Speaker 1: to put anyone on blasts or expose anyone. It was
Speaker 1: just a really good time. It really was. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep up. I mean unless he says, ready tonight,
Speaker 1: you're so full of ship. Um, so I wanted to
Speaker 1: go ahead, and I guess we're gonna we're actually waiting
Speaker 1: on our guests right now. Y'all know CEP time. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I just don't tell people to be
Speaker 1: here an hour early. So here I'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're recording to show at five, knowing we're recording at
Speaker 1: fucking six, just so people could be on time. UM.
Speaker 1: I do want to thank everyone who's been leaving oh god,
Speaker 1: um reviews emailing us. We made it to the top
Speaker 1: two hundred. I don't I think we're only on there
Speaker 1: for an hour. It doesn't matter how long, bitch, we
Speaker 1: made it. So yeah, shout out to x D. I
Speaker 1: don't know which show he's gonna be on the next
Speaker 1: one or the one before this, but he uh sent
Speaker 1: me a screenshot of us at two hundred for top
Speaker 1: two hundred. The podcast it only goes to two hundred,
Speaker 1: and we were too, were two hund but hey, we're
Speaker 1: cracking the seal. Here I screenshot at it. I sent like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know what this means, but
Speaker 1: there was like a hundred million podcasts and we made
Speaker 1: that ship famous. Make an appointment to text me. My
Speaker 1: nude value went up. Also, I want to give a
Speaker 1: huge shout out. We made a hundred thousand listens and Um,
Speaker 1: I was actually had to take a seatback when I
Speaker 1: read that saw that because I'm just like, whether it's
Speaker 1: four thousand people, a hundred thousand people, ten thousand people.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many thousands of people have listened
Speaker 1: to us. It's just like an average. But to know
Speaker 1: that all of them have heard about us talking about
Speaker 1: sucking dick, fucking in a treehouse, after peeing on yourself,
Speaker 1: my mom talking about anal not deep um as she said,
Speaker 1: me getting farted on while I was eating a bit out. Um,
Speaker 1: I cried for lover boy. The pussy is so good.
Speaker 1: That's what he got his name. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: it was. It wasn't bad. I cried when he ate
Speaker 1: my pussy but I came on the show and cried
Speaker 1: because because you were getting in your feelings, No, bitch,
Speaker 1: when I was sleeping, I called it and they got
Speaker 1: touching my face and kissing me and ship and I
Speaker 1: was like, no, just she just you know, it was
Speaker 1: too much, dude. And then it was like that's how
Speaker 1: we called a loverboy because he was too emo. So
Speaker 1: we have been through a lot with you, guys, and
Speaker 1: I'm just glad that you guys at virginity while we've
Speaker 1: done this show. An'tal virginity does not count, bitch. If
Speaker 1: I'm a new it's a virginity if you stick a
Speaker 1: dick in your pussy, like even just the head, and
Speaker 1: you said it didn't go deep, so you lost your
Speaker 1: deep antal virginity, not your actual antal virginity. And I
Speaker 1: don't use that word a lot. I lost my aintal virginity. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: all right, well, we're gonna go ahead and start off
Speaker 1: with homel while we wait for our late ass motherfucking guests.
Speaker 1: Mind you he twenty minutes late, right now, twenty minutes late,
Speaker 1: got damn. Anyways, I'm gonna go ahead and read this letter,
Speaker 1: and I haven't heard it, but I saw two girls.
Speaker 1: Two girls were writing me, so I think it's kind
Speaker 1: of cool. Maybe someone else has gone through this. So
Speaker 1: it says, hey, guys, so I need some advice. He
Speaker 1: won't call me bad girl because you said all of us.
Speaker 1: I met this guy at work about five years ago.
Speaker 1: We eventually became really good friends, got close and saw
Speaker 1: him as like a work brother. Listen well, one night
Speaker 1: after work, he and I go out for drinks with
Speaker 1: another friend of ours from work and we're we're having
Speaker 1: a good time. Kamo was dope. It was just chill,
Speaker 1: per usual. Um, but he made a couple of comments
Speaker 1: throughout the night about friends who aren't off limits and such,
Speaker 1: and I kind of felt like I knew where this
Speaker 1: was going. Um, but we tried to disregard. Needless to say,
Speaker 1: we're heading back to our cars and he hops. He
Speaker 1: opts to walk me to my car, which isn't really
Speaker 1: so unusual, as he's done so before, but typically when
Speaker 1: it was just he and I. Anyways, I get to
Speaker 1: the car and he basically insinuates that he and I
Speaker 1: should hook up, being that I recently split from my ex,
Speaker 1: as did he. So first off, am I bugging to
Speaker 1: feel offended by this. This is a work, you know, relationship.
Speaker 1: Second is it's immature of me not to talk to
Speaker 1: him anymore. Basically, since then, he's reached out several times
Speaker 1: and I won't reply, She's really not attracted to him. Clearly, Um,
Speaker 1: whenever we see each other at work, I simply smile
Speaker 1: and wave, but keep it moving. I feel bad, um,
Speaker 1: but I feel like I can no longer trust him
Speaker 1: as a friend. So basically she's asking, um, what she
Speaker 1: should do in this situation was drunk. It says they
Speaker 1: were getting drinks. Whether they were drunk or not, he
Speaker 1: pretty much said, let's hook up. And so now she's
Speaker 1: feeling I'm assuming what she's feeling uncomfortable. And I don't
Speaker 1: know how friendly they are at work, but I will
Speaker 1: say neither a guard who's from the No Chase for
Speaker 1: podcast tonight, Um, that is my work. Bay. I always
Speaker 1: post him stuff like that. Uh. People have made jokes
Speaker 1: about us hooking up at work and things like that,
Speaker 1: But I was gonna say, you ain't play pockets with
Speaker 1: him at work, Okay, I think, and I think that's
Speaker 1: what happens when you have someone else that's attractive, right.
Speaker 1: I think that's where the teasing comes from. So if
Speaker 1: the comment was made, I would think it was just honestly,
Speaker 1: because he makes jokes with me like that, but I
Speaker 1: don't take them serious. And in five years I could
Speaker 1: see him joking around with me like that too. I
Speaker 1: don't know if he was joking or not, but I
Speaker 1: feel like it's not a big deal. It's like inevitable questions.
Speaker 1: I think so too, Um, And I think that just
Speaker 1: to not make it awkward, I think if you guys
Speaker 1: were talking on a regular and now you're just not
Speaker 1: responding to him, I think you should probably just bring
Speaker 1: it up. Like listen, you're my work bro, and you
Speaker 1: know what I'm actually I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I'm having a little bit of flashback here. Um, I
Speaker 1: met one of my best friends. His name is Juan
Speaker 1: shout out to Wan. He has a gorgeous wife and
Speaker 1: two amazing kids. And if he did something to me
Speaker 1: like that when he broke up with her, automen insulted too.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm saying not when he broke up there
Speaker 1: they're they're married. But I'm saying if he did, I
Speaker 1: think I'd be insulted because that's how much. I feel
Speaker 1: like he is my friend percent. I would be hurt
Speaker 1: now not talk to him. No, that's a little much,
Speaker 1: especially too much to me to do that. And I
Speaker 1: think that a lot of people get vulnerable when they're
Speaker 1: in breakups. So you know, you're you're you go to
Speaker 1: the closest next person, right, you broke up with your girl,
Speaker 1: she broke up with her guy. It's like, okay, well
Speaker 1: shouldn't we do this? But I think that's okay. I
Speaker 1: think male and female friendships always faced this point where
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't know what to do. You're just like,
Speaker 1: is our connection so great that we should be together
Speaker 1: or not? A lot of friends do that to meet
Speaker 1: with me and Enoch too, just because we're that closest friends.
Speaker 1: But it's just not going to go there. I think
Speaker 1: a lot of men just don't understand if I have
Speaker 1: a female in my life that's so amazing and I
Speaker 1: get along with her, so, well, are we going to
Speaker 1: be romantically connected to each other? And I think that
Speaker 1: I think it's okay that he had happened. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's more so too that they work together.
Speaker 1: And I think you have to realize that can bring
Speaker 1: also an awkwardness UM to people, especially now you know
Speaker 1: this guy has offered his dick to you, and you
Speaker 1: guys work together, and if that's not a line that
Speaker 1: you're looking to cross, I think it should be simple
Speaker 1: as just I would not five years man, No, I
Speaker 1: would definitely just tell him listen, I see you as
Speaker 1: a friend, um, and I don't want to take it
Speaker 1: to the level of us fucking. And I kind of
Speaker 1: maybe you should even express like listen. It felt I
Speaker 1: was uncomfortable with you putting yourself on me, knowing that
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna do it again if you
Speaker 1: say that. I also think that I don't mean this
Speaker 1: in an insulting way, but here we go. I think
Speaker 1: that women or give men too much credit as to
Speaker 1: believing that they won't be attracted to them, and sometimes
Speaker 1: as women we get super There's times where I've understood
Speaker 1: why people thought one and I were fucking when we
Speaker 1: work together, because I would hold on to him too much,
Speaker 1: or hug too long, or do things like that or
Speaker 1: lean on him and I and I didn't realize the
Speaker 1: signal it was giving. Now one knew me well enough
Speaker 1: to know what AD meant. Other people looked at it
Speaker 1: like you like him, he liked you, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: You never know. People don't know you were relationship, and
Speaker 1: that's the thing. So you may have done something or
Speaker 1: I had. I'm just curious. Maybe she showed a sign
Speaker 1: that maybe not. Let's not put it on the victim. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, have you ever you have to consider too.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done anything they made him think that?
Speaker 1: Ever slapped his butt? Have you ever mentioned a bulge
Speaker 1: in his pants? Because I do uncomfortable ship like that.
Speaker 1: I probably sexually harass people. Now see, you not gonna
Speaker 1: have been friends for five years. I undressed a lot,
Speaker 1: and funny, you know he's never seen me naked, but
Speaker 1: I've taken my shirt off. I haven't had a brad
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Now we've lived together that closer and close,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. That's the thing. How much credit
Speaker 1: do you give someone to knowing? How well did you
Speaker 1: know him? I think she said work relationship. So that's
Speaker 1: why I think my male friendships a little bit different.
Speaker 1: These are deeper friendships. If it's just the dude at
Speaker 1: work and you I don't know, I would definitely still
Speaker 1: talk to him get over it. So I guess people
Speaker 1: don't lose a friend from that long. And you want
Speaker 1: to do the kin of the week because I guess
Speaker 1: he could walk into that our guests, um by the way,
Speaker 1: so y'all could cut him when Yeah, I do have
Speaker 1: a king for this. UM, I do want to go
Speaker 1: ahead and make sure y'all cuts this nag out when
Speaker 1: he walk into UM, go ahead and write him on
Speaker 1: all of his social networks. We have mall coming on
Speaker 1: from the Joe Budden podcast. Leave it up to somebody
Speaker 1: from the Joe Budden podcast to be late, right makes
Speaker 1: sense to me, don't Jesus Christ. I don't know Black
Speaker 1: guys be late for every fucking thing. Jesus christy ship,
Speaker 1: So I actually have I had to, UM, I guess
Speaker 1: we'll do this one. This one sounds good. UM. I
Speaker 1: was trying to look up fetishes and like, some of
Speaker 1: them are disgusting. Bro. It was so do you know
Speaker 1: I read one where there's a fetish of girls wanting
Speaker 1: to be in a tub of baked beans. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, I have I've had a water fetish, lazy,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you guys what it is because
Speaker 1: it's crazy. So maybe we'll do this as the king then,
Speaker 1: because you know what it's called. You can look it up.
Speaker 1: It's probably aqua something, aqua marina. And this is what
Speaker 1: white fetish of water. Wait, explain it, explain it. It's
Speaker 1: probably nastiest. Give me, give me your phone because I've
Speaker 1: got to. I've got to explain it, all right, Oh
Speaker 1: you're right aquaphilia. Okay, Well, so we're gonna use this
Speaker 1: as the king. This is what happened. I was talking
Speaker 1: to love It boy, but I was stressed about someone work,
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, I can't wait to be back.
Speaker 1: You're gonna come home. I'm gonna give you a bath
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah and be sweet and shit shit shit.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, m wouldn't it be nice if we
Speaker 1: were in the bathtub and you were sucking the ship
Speaker 1: out of me and you put me in the water
Speaker 1: a little wait? Oh wait, you want to be drowned,
Speaker 1: not drowned, drowned, not like die drowned, but like fuck
Speaker 1: the ship out of me, right, like fuck me hard
Speaker 1: than like my hand, and then put your head under
Speaker 1: water and then like pull me out. You know what.
Speaker 1: So they're actually, well, no, we're not gonna cut it
Speaker 1: out because you're words. But there's actually um row this
Speaker 1: this is aquaphilia. But actually with what you're talking about,
Speaker 1: there's another fetish. Normally it's by choking expeciation. There you go.
Speaker 1: It's that is a fetish of pretty much because in
Speaker 1: losing consciousness while coming at the same time or something
Speaker 1: like that. No, it's just like losing consciousness. Canna make
Speaker 1: like the other senses people. I don't want to almost
Speaker 1: die while getting getting choked, not in real life, like
Speaker 1: fake choked me, like do the motion of air to
Speaker 1: come out? Girl, My nig is is big. Their whole
Speaker 1: hands are going around my throat and I don't want
Speaker 1: to I don't want to die. Okay, listen when I
Speaker 1: said the drowning thing, wait, I had to warn him
Speaker 1: a few times. Look, it's really dirty. I'mnna telling you tomorrow.
Speaker 1: He's like not, I was like when I said it.
Speaker 1: He He's like, it's just weird. Wait, I think our
Speaker 1: guests just walked in. You a really talking about some
Speaker 1: freaky ship. Well, we all we hope you got something
Speaker 1: to say about this one, but I'm gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and read it. You could just listen to it while
Speaker 1: we I'm talking and says y'all, I told y'all, so
Speaker 1: he just changes um social media. But I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: him say it, so y'all can cuss his outside for
Speaker 1: being late like the nigger. He is late seep time, goddamnit. Um.
Speaker 1: So the kink for this week is aquaphilia. It is
Speaker 1: a form of sexual fetishism fetishism that involves images of
Speaker 1: people swimming or posing underwater and sexual activity in or underwater.
Speaker 1: And the weird thing is, I don't like like sucking
Speaker 1: on the beach or like in pools or in the shower,
Speaker 1: But like I just wanted when I see him pictures
Speaker 1: of Fiji, all I'm thinking about is sucking in the water.
Speaker 1: Maybe we all got a little bit of aquaphenia. I
Speaker 1: just want to fuck aquaphilia, Okay, bitch aquaphenia. And yeah,
Speaker 1: like I said, I just I don't want to be drowned, drowned.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to like, I just wanted to be
Speaker 1: like this dominant thing normally how we introduced our guests.
Speaker 1: But have you ever fucked in water? See that? Does
Speaker 1: that count? Does the shower count? And I've only given
Speaker 1: guys the show we've ain't done? Does she have weave
Speaker 1: in her hair? I was sucking a Spanish check. I
Speaker 1: put my hands through her hand and she um, my
Speaker 1: ex used to give me the remember the Spanish ahead,
Speaker 1: and baby, let me give me the public back because
Speaker 1: I want you to take a shower away the public's
Speaker 1: bag and shower go the funk away. Um. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I guess we'll go ahead and do a latest intro.
Speaker 1: God damn, I hope y'all you know ain't mind that's talking. Um,
Speaker 1: But I'd like to welcome our guests for today's show.
Speaker 1: We have mall? Mom, do you go buy anything else? Um?
Speaker 1: What's mall? I mean like Joe mall or like shopping mall?
Speaker 1: Can you take me to the mom? Um? And I
Speaker 1: guess let the can you let our followers know what
Speaker 1: you do? Because clearly the Joe Budden podcast listeners still
Speaker 1: don't know what the fun you do. They're still trying
Speaker 1: to figure this outcast. Oh god, I don't think that's
Speaker 1: how hard to figure out all you do? That? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's so expensive. That's all you do. That's all I
Speaker 1: do and listen. So we decided, Um, the episode for today.
Speaker 1: The title is pretty cool. Um, but before we get
Speaker 1: to the horrible decision and what we're gonna talk about,
Speaker 1: we like to kind of break the burble bubble bubble,
Speaker 1: break the ice, the ice you can do, little nervous girl,
Speaker 1: mom got me on how to hand ya. I'm just playing.
Speaker 1: That's get an expensive thing. Shut. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you got to now, you ain't getting no no no,
Speaker 1: I mean normal tall na getting so skyscraper chill. So
Speaker 1: to introduce our guests, we like to do this or that, UM,
Speaker 1: And in this segment, we're pretty much gonna give you
Speaker 1: two things and you choose this or that. Goddamn I
Speaker 1: guess that's how you explained the goddamn rules for that.
Speaker 1: UM and you pick one and maybe we'll get into
Speaker 1: talking about it if you have any feel free. UM.
Speaker 1: So the first one is do you like big titties? Oh?
Speaker 1: Big ass ask man titty man? That's uh. Oh, it depends,
Speaker 1: it depends. It depends how cute she is. But that's
Speaker 1: phase and she's fine over there. Look he's sized me
Speaker 1: over now. Can She's from Germany? Yes, okay, so either one,
Speaker 1: it just depends. I mean, I'm not an asshole. You
Speaker 1: have to pick, would you rather have a cups and
Speaker 1: a huge ass or a flat ass? And double d's
Speaker 1: good way that I'll take. I'll take because I think
Speaker 1: you just look. It's better in clothes when you have
Speaker 1: a big as. You look this proportionate is not a
Speaker 1: good look. Oh yeah, okay, you're right. You look like
Speaker 1: a p and I would rather you get a boob job.
Speaker 1: You look like you're falling over. And that's so funny.
Speaker 1: You said that you would rather a girl get a
Speaker 1: boom job than her. Ask the next question, Well is
Speaker 1: not and not now? But you know, I'm open about
Speaker 1: it on the show. And I've noticed like dudes will
Speaker 1: that I've been with for like shade girls about fake asses,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, what, my chips aren't real, and
Speaker 1: it's like that is like oh yeah, yeah yeah, but no,
Speaker 1: like a fake ass. What is the big deal with
Speaker 1: fake asses? I mean, it just doesn't I mean a
Speaker 1: lot of fake ashes don't really look right and then
Speaker 1: it doesn't match their legs. But not only that, I've
Speaker 1: never seen like a good fake ass. And honestly, probably
Speaker 1: because I've seen some good fake girl the girls that
Speaker 1: I felt it's salt because I think she got the BBL.
Speaker 1: When you get the shots, that's when it gets hard. Girl,
Speaker 1: I was eating this one pussy and I want to
Speaker 1: grab her ass because I like asked and it was hard,
Speaker 1: like like it was. I felt like I was grabbing
Speaker 1: like bit grabbed a chair hole. It was hard, and
Speaker 1: how it's just like made my pussy drip just I
Speaker 1: guess I just want to see like a real looking
Speaker 1: butt as long as it's proportionate. I think it's fine.
Speaker 1: It's the chicken legs. And so that was my next question, Um,
Speaker 1: natural or fake? What in a female? I prefer natural?
Speaker 1: You prefer natural, favor And then like we've too we
Speaker 1: have a problem with I don't have a problem with
Speaker 1: any of it if it if it looks right like
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with a fake as bood job.
Speaker 1: We've as long as you look like if your tracks
Speaker 1: is showing, we can't. She has had that problem, let's
Speaker 1: go there. That's when I was pooring, we can't. We
Speaker 1: can't do that, okay. And then the other one that
Speaker 1: I have is I think we asked this maybe a
Speaker 1: last show, and I thought it was really good. Um,
Speaker 1: no head for a year, or no sex for a year,
Speaker 1: No no head for you? Really? Really? So you enjoy
Speaker 1: sex overhead? Oh? Look, we both more expected. Actually, I
Speaker 1: asked like a few dudes, even the dude don't sucking.
Speaker 1: They all said, no sex sex just crazy. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's to the end of the year. Now what a
Speaker 1: bit of that to the end of this year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's four months away. I could do with no sex
Speaker 1: to the end of this year. But that's what you
Speaker 1: would pick, you'd really pick no head? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: because if you got a good pussy feel like head
Speaker 1: really yeah, if it's wet enough and it's tight enough.
Speaker 1: I mean, yo, yo, yo, Wait do you agree to
Speaker 1: you disagree? Maybe you're not you're not getting bitches who
Speaker 1: give a good head. I don't think who I was
Speaker 1: gonna say me, I've had some of the best head ever,
Speaker 1: and really maybe it's because to do that ass, I've
Speaker 1: stuck their dick, I was about to say, and they
Speaker 1: were like, you do give really good But you know
Speaker 1: what I think it is like, I know that I've
Speaker 1: made dudes come really fast off of head, and so
Speaker 1: if you want to just get it done, it's like okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean to see. But sex is like to see
Speaker 1: a woman riding you and bend in the over and
Speaker 1: there's so many other imagery. I'm a visual person, what
Speaker 1: I'm saying like, I like to look at it in
Speaker 1: different aesthetics, which is why natural is what I would
Speaker 1: go with. And then she can come to them all
Speaker 1: so head might feel better, But you can do more
Speaker 1: of a sex that makes sense that I do like that.
Speaker 1: I do like that. So I'm gonna we're gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and tip toeing to the conversation for today, and
Speaker 1: I'm just the conversation. This is warm up. This is
Speaker 1: warm up. Hello, don't listen to an episode big titties
Speaker 1: are big ass? What the fuck? Um? Yeah, well now, Actually,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners shout outs of Maya. She was like,
Speaker 1: y'all went a little too, Like it was very soft
Speaker 1: on your last episode about blow jobs. I was like, really,
Speaker 1: we talked about gagging and assholes, Like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I feel like you just really didn't go in it's
Speaker 1: a little safe. Um. It's so crazy because now we're
Speaker 1: probably got to speak this up because motherfucker's wanna be
Speaker 1: on CPE time. Um, but I wanted to talk about
Speaker 1: this with you because we talked about it. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you have stories. So I'm gonna go ahead and throw
Speaker 1: you out there for y'all don't know that, don't know,
Speaker 1: mall be around all the famous niggas. So if you
Speaker 1: want Drake, if you want like an athlete, um, who else?
Speaker 1: You'd be around all the fucking Joe Budden podcast And
Speaker 1: you know that's a wrapper too whatever, so he'd be
Speaker 1: with Drake and all that ship. So if y'all want
Speaker 1: to ob nigga um sliding ball d m um. But
Speaker 1: I want to ask you this because you being around
Speaker 1: these type of guys, I know you see a lot
Speaker 1: of I don't want to call them groupies, but I
Speaker 1: know you see a lot of holes. They may not
Speaker 1: want to act like hose or be hos um, you know.
Speaker 1: So before we get into this, I wanted us to
Speaker 1: have the quick um discussion because I think it's necessary.
Speaker 1: What is a hole to you? What do you define
Speaker 1: as a whole? Because clearly on on Twitter it's a
Speaker 1: bit who breeds um. But what basic said? What makes
Speaker 1: the girl a hole to you or your crew? What
Speaker 1: do y'all define as a hole? I mean a whole?
Speaker 1: It depends. Man, like a whole is not just somebody
Speaker 1: that's having sex. We talked about that, it's not just
Speaker 1: a sexual thing like a hole to me because aside
Speaker 1: a hole, just somebody that are walking the room and
Speaker 1: just fuck anybody just you know, for whatever reasons, just
Speaker 1: because they horny. To me, that's crazy. Some type of
Speaker 1: attract shin to do, whether it's physical or you just
Speaker 1: you know, his his his men. One night stand is cool.
Speaker 1: I don't look at the girl as I hope she
Speaker 1: has a one night stand, like I've had one night
Speaker 1: stands with girls before and I've seen them in passing.
Speaker 1: But I don't think that the holes you ever like
Speaker 1: want it's a wife, a girl that didn't want kept
Speaker 1: seeing a girl you have a one night stand with
Speaker 1: wife though I didn't want a wife a girl to
Speaker 1: have one night stand, right, Look, we're both like my
Speaker 1: longest relationships were ones that started off first night. They
Speaker 1: have one night well like the first night I had
Speaker 1: a long I had. I had a long relationship with
Speaker 1: a girl that I slept with the first night we
Speaker 1: hung out. According to the Joe Button podcast, you don't
Speaker 1: have relationships. According to Joe, you don't have girlfriends. That's
Speaker 1: because that's because Joe has many, many relationships, right, and
Speaker 1: he puts them out in public as well. Right, So
Speaker 1: I'm the black, the polar opposite. So you keep them secret. No,
Speaker 1: not even secretive. I just don't like if I'm in
Speaker 1: a relationship with somebody and we break up, like I'm
Speaker 1: not going to be in another relationship like in a month. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't move like that. So let me ask you,
Speaker 1: because again, you do hang with these crews, do you.
Speaker 1: I like the song Crewe Love, and I think that
Speaker 1: that is that's Drake's I love it. Do you guys?
Speaker 1: Um look at girls who smashed the homies and how
Speaker 1: does that look at? Is that a hole? Like if
Speaker 1: a girl comes around and has sucked either multiple people
Speaker 1: in the crew or different rappers, clearly they're all friends.
Speaker 1: I think, if you really and what about you? I'm
Speaker 1: curious that's what you think because I clearly don't smash home.
Speaker 1: I don't mean Shade Shakes, but like, I feel like
Speaker 1: there's a lot of dick out there. I mean it's
Speaker 1: a little whole wish, but there's been a lot of
Speaker 1: time that's fast. Yeah. See my things is if you're cool.
Speaker 1: Like like if you like cool, if everybody in the
Speaker 1: crew like she cool, but she's like, you know, everybody
Speaker 1: has sex with her. We don't really look at you
Speaker 1: as a whole. It's like that's the home meat. That's
Speaker 1: the whole. Yeah, you know, that's the home meat. So
Speaker 1: it's like she coolest ship. She probably come out of crip.
Speaker 1: She cook her asshole. She probably got other friends she
Speaker 1: could bring through, but we all didn't smashed. That is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Just be cool, Like the thing is, you just gotta
Speaker 1: be a cool chick, you know what I'm saying. Like you,
Speaker 1: I was like saying that why to keep me around?
Speaker 1: Should be a cool I could suck my friends too
Speaker 1: if I don't like it, I don't want to keeping
Speaker 1: Just be cool. But um, so I don't smash homies.
Speaker 1: Do do niggas end up on the same team? Yes,
Speaker 1: I kind of kick the trade didn't happen? Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: plenty Yeah so that has happened. Um And I can't
Speaker 1: control where they end up going to work, and I
Speaker 1: just gotta let them know. Listen, I didn't Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean wait, wait, so how do I tell them like
Speaker 1: there was one time? This is embarrassing. Okay, embarrassing my face.
Speaker 1: Um No, there was one time where three of them
Speaker 1: ended up on the same Damn. I'm not gonna sit
Speaker 1: here and say all three yeah, we don't need drop names.
Speaker 1: I just give me one. Well Ship, Um well no,
Speaker 1: he well no, that's that was a different time. Um
Speaker 1: they all ended up on the Lakers. Um so no
Speaker 1: dot no technically Greek connects. Are they on the team anymore? Um?
Speaker 1: But I've pretty much come out and have told them
Speaker 1: and Ship I think one time like and I was
Speaker 1: dealing with seriously and he laughed and was like, that's fine,
Speaker 1: I fu baby Mama. So it was just like girl,
Speaker 1: clearly bleak bleak me too. They're gonna be like, who
Speaker 1: then are they talking about? So, I mean to me,
Speaker 1: I've been open with them, and when I've been open
Speaker 1: with them, it's not like if it's locker room talk,
Speaker 1: they could just brush it off like yeah, man, I
Speaker 1: already know. Also, I think that you kind of make
Speaker 1: the distinction where you because you said earlier when mom
Speaker 1: had just walked and like, oh these are holes to
Speaker 1: be acting like the holes or whatever, you know, you're
Speaker 1: not trying to wait. I mean, I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: wife Jay. But whatever. Um well, anyways, we're not gonna
Speaker 1: get into that. Um So, what I wanted to discuss
Speaker 1: on this show, um and that is, if you have
Speaker 1: a good story, we would love to hear it. But
Speaker 1: hashtag and popular hashtag is hosed be like? Popular hashtag?
Speaker 1: Is hos be like? Um? And So we were on
Speaker 1: the phone one day at work and we were just
Speaker 1: going back and forth and was like, hos be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: do you want to go to uber down words? I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on my phone? Can you check yours?
Speaker 1: What's the other movie? We wrote? Um? So drunk? I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm making home. Oh my god, I've never
Speaker 1: done this before. Why why haven't we all hung out before?
Speaker 1: She just moved up here recently. I've known him for
Speaker 1: like five years. Oh, I don't know. I'm not a homie.
Speaker 1: Another whole thing, which actually just correlates with what we
Speaker 1: just said, was I don't have the money for the plan. B.
Speaker 1: I didn't know y'all were friends while they're all on
Speaker 1: each other's Instagram, Then you ain't know he was friends.
Speaker 1: That's a common one. So do you have any stories
Speaker 1: of where there was a girl maybe around, whether trying
Speaker 1: to hook up with you or trying to hook up
Speaker 1: with people in your crew, your little popular rappers, your athletes, whatever,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I've seen this girl around before, and
Speaker 1: she was trying to portray like maybe she hasn't been
Speaker 1: around because I feel like that's a that's a common thing.
Speaker 1: I mean I directly saw a girl that I used
Speaker 1: to be around us all the time, and then she
Speaker 1: came to the studio when that well, it was me
Speaker 1: and my homeboy. He was playing with the with the
Speaker 1: nets of the time, so he was like they weren't
Speaker 1: really dating basketball player athlete that what you know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they they hung out a few times. She came to
Speaker 1: the house a few times, and so you know, I
Speaker 1: knew her. I'm like, oh, what's up. So when I
Speaker 1: walked in the studio, she was dead. I was like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: what's up? She acts like she didn't know me. I'm
Speaker 1: so she act like she did not know me at
Speaker 1: like we never man blow her spot and she was
Speaker 1: so like real with it. It was like I kind
Speaker 1: of felt like it wasn't her. Like you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm looking like maybe I'm bugging like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm looking. I'm like and then like a week later,
Speaker 1: my homeboy told me she said yo, like she apologized
Speaker 1: to me what she said? What was her She was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she was kind of embarrassed because she was there with
Speaker 1: another one of my homeboys, so that my homeboys rap.
Speaker 1: He's a rapper. She crossing demographics. But it was like,
Speaker 1: but the thing is she real. Niggas don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: We don't care about that. Well, clearly because China has
Speaker 1: been wiped and Rose has been wifed. No, what are
Speaker 1: sucking niggas though? So what's okay? So now now he
Speaker 1: has explained because to me, he just said, like nigga
Speaker 1: would talk to Hose, but hose on what are there
Speaker 1: different levels? And he said, oh so they can fund
Speaker 1: but a sucking niggas wife's host, we're not having kids
Speaker 1: and all that, we ain't doing that are there levels
Speaker 1: to like? So okay, someone who slept with a couple
Speaker 1: of athletes compared I mean everybody, somebody slept with something
Speaker 1: Khalifa sucker. Let me take it back because Kanye is
Speaker 1: not no like like you with Kanye like okay, like
Speaker 1: Kanye went from Amber Rose to Kim. No. No, I'm
Speaker 1: saying like to me, like, okay, you're going like basketball
Speaker 1: play basketball playing basketball player, like bro, you had Kanye,
Speaker 1: like okay whatever, Like it don't get like Kanye's huge.
Speaker 1: It don't matter how successful or how much money they go.
Speaker 1: I don't mean he not a sucker. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: But she she was wiped by Kanye. So it's not
Speaker 1: like she was just sucking him or some shi it Like,
Speaker 1: it's not like you didn't do something that wasn't respectable
Speaker 1: at least. I mean, Black China was like known. But
Speaker 1: the thing about the Black China thing is his Rob's
Speaker 1: family directly tried to tell him and and and keep
Speaker 1: him away from that, like what he's going through now.
Speaker 1: His sisters and his mom, anybody was like, yo, dog,
Speaker 1: what are you doing well? Even going back to her
Speaker 1: dating Tiger, I lived in Miami and clearly dry catter
Speaker 1: on a song. So I'm sure Dreke smashed that day.
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure way about this, Yeah, way people
Speaker 1: know Black China Like, so is that too something where
Speaker 1: it's just like she would be considered like that's the
Speaker 1: same crew essentially that's young money, right, that's definitely yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they were all young money. It's the same family. I mean,
Speaker 1: but this is the thing to the question to answer.
Speaker 1: It's like black China is to me. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you'd agree in all, but she was bigger than Tiger, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think something she made him more popping. Like no, bro,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Niggas groupies for groupies. Now they are
Speaker 1: that man. So it's like, that's just it. That's just
Speaker 1: the error that we end like niggas want every other
Speaker 1: nigga has been because it's kind of like, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I wasn't raised like that. I was raised
Speaker 1: to get the girl that you bring a girl in
Speaker 1: my nigga has never seen and they like, damn, who's that?
Speaker 1: That's how I was brought up. But now it's like
Speaker 1: niggas look at as a stat like, oh, if I
Speaker 1: got a girl that Drake was just with and now
Speaker 1: she with me, I kind of feel like me and
Speaker 1: Drake is on the same level. That's how some of
Speaker 1: these niggas think because we shared it, because we shared
Speaker 1: the same women. Dudes feel like, oh, so I must
Speaker 1: be popping like that. Nigga, No you're not. You're not
Speaker 1: really popping like that, And that's what I think I
Speaker 1: just meant when I said and I couldn't articulate it
Speaker 1: when I said, with had Kanye's girl, Like okay, So
Speaker 1: how kind of I was thinking? I think in my
Speaker 1: head for a second, like I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I felt like I'm not going So it's so funny
Speaker 1: that I wanted to bring this up because it's something
Speaker 1: that so weezy just almost broke down this week. I've
Speaker 1: had about three niggas come from me girl because the
Speaker 1: guy came and called you escort. Basically, our show is
Speaker 1: sending a lot of wrong signals. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you want to explain to one of my one
Speaker 1: of my girlfriends, she um broke up with this guy.
Speaker 1: Um he voted for Chop. I feel like that's why
Speaker 1: he just went around. So I'm sorry that was just
Speaker 1: shadedn't need throat anyway. So dude is wild and right,
Speaker 1: He's cussing around, calling her ugly, a horr and this
Speaker 1: and that just just crazy. And he goes, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: write your family and tell her about your friends, and
Speaker 1: she screenshot at it to me and she's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know why he's gonna do this. I'm like, tell
Speaker 1: tell them what? Right? Like, the girl and I go
Speaker 1: out the dinners together. I work in telecom. I'm an
Speaker 1: execut for her telecom company, and I'm like, what are they?
Speaker 1: What's he gonna do? A matter of fact, I let
Speaker 1: me see if I can read you what he wrote.
Speaker 1: So she sent me a screenshot that our show that
Speaker 1: he sent sent that he sent to her sister, and
Speaker 1: this is what he said. Let me see her closes
Speaker 1: right there? Ah, here he goes, she's hanging with a
Speaker 1: very bad crowd. I thought you should know this is
Speaker 1: her friend. She's an escort and a very bad person.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get through to her, but maybe you can.
Speaker 1: Then he screenshots our show. This is just an example
Speaker 1: of what this girl does. I'm just worried about her.
Speaker 1: She came home one night out with her and was rufy.
Speaker 1: Please talk to her about the company, Keith. Now, she
Speaker 1: was rufy. We just got real fuck the and I
Speaker 1: think she just told her man. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: I had to drinks and I'm wasted now, of course,
Speaker 1: But no, I mean, I couldn't believe he said that
Speaker 1: the thing, the thing that we based this show on
Speaker 1: is saying that we're not sex workers and then we
Speaker 1: work in corporate America. And I was so heartbroken for
Speaker 1: not only her but even me. It hit me after
Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, she hit me, and was almost like,
Speaker 1: I feel kind of emotional about this, Like if this
Speaker 1: is what people think about I feel like I'm an
Speaker 1: amazing person that my friends think that about me. Right,
Speaker 1: I take care of my family, I work really hard.
Speaker 1: Am I portraying myself terrible? Horrible? Well, I get the
Speaker 1: same doesn't matter response. And I wanted to ask you
Speaker 1: this because you've you've we've been friends for a while,
Speaker 1: and so you've seen the thirst trap as I posted.
Speaker 1: You see clearly I post crazy memes and I'm very
Speaker 1: just open sexually, and so I've gotten guys come to
Speaker 1: me and basically say like, I like you, but if
Speaker 1: we go serious, I don't want you to doing this ship.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, you wouldn't sit here and go
Speaker 1: into a strip club and wife a stripper and then
Speaker 1: tell her to stop stripping. You knew what you were
Speaker 1: getting yourself until you knew who she was. Um. So
Speaker 1: when it comes to thirst traps and females on social media,
Speaker 1: they get this host stigmatism, Like what goes through a
Speaker 1: guy's mind, like to call them a hole or to
Speaker 1: portray them as a whole, or what makes a girl
Speaker 1: a hole because of her social media page? If that
Speaker 1: makes sense. Well you got it first and foremost again,
Speaker 1: you got to realize a lot of these dudes that
Speaker 1: we're talking about, you know, they they were raised on
Speaker 1: the internet. They got all the cool ship from looking
Speaker 1: at somebody else. It wasn't really outside like you know,
Speaker 1: finding themselves and being cool on their own. So I
Speaker 1: mean anytime a woman is sexually free and she's like
Speaker 1: open sexually and she talks about it and all of that,
Speaker 1: you know, guys are gonna she's a whole. No, she's
Speaker 1: not a whole, like she just she's owning what she's doing.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, I give great head or you know,
Speaker 1: like I'm great and dead or good question? Would I yeah,
Speaker 1: why not? Okay, So what we talked about on our
Speaker 1: show wouldn't be I was like really upset. I mean
Speaker 1: to the point where I had to remind myself, like
Speaker 1: I've talked, I've had this conversation with dude, I'm talking
Speaker 1: to you. It's like I love what you do. I
Speaker 1: know you enjoy it. I appreciate it. I think it's
Speaker 1: great that you can do it and feel confident about
Speaker 1: it and enjoy it. It takes a secure pr That's
Speaker 1: that's the thing. You're dealing with a lot of men
Speaker 1: with insecurities. I wonder sometimes like is he bullshitting? Are
Speaker 1: there moments where it's too much? Where I might talk
Speaker 1: about sex and it a little too much? He told me,
Speaker 1: like I had to turn it off one time when
Speaker 1: he talked about a neighbor. You fus like I can't
Speaker 1: some things I can't hear. And I wonder like longevity wise,
Speaker 1: can someone really deal with this? A banana in my
Speaker 1: mouth on a podcast on iTunes? But if it does
Speaker 1: hit top two again like me? But that again, that's
Speaker 1: not you gotta be with somebody that's secure again. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like a lot of these dudes
Speaker 1: are they walk around like they you know, tough and
Speaker 1: they did a lot of these niggas insecure, right, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, if you tell a dude,
Speaker 1: if you're walking around with a bunch of dudes, put
Speaker 1: your dicks out right now, how many of them gonna
Speaker 1: really do it. The ones with the big one used
Speaker 1: to slangle. But a lot of niggas of folk cars.
Speaker 1: Would you put your game? I don't give an no.
Speaker 1: Do we need to do this past? But that's me,
Speaker 1: that's men type of person I am. I just don't
Speaker 1: give Now. What things do you see on a girl's
Speaker 1: social media? When you in your mind be like, oh
Speaker 1: this bitch at the home? What is it that you see?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean there's nothing. There's nothing like no picture.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't take a picture and ship girls at home.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I would make me say.
Speaker 1: Here we go with the bullshit. I don't when I
Speaker 1: click on girls Instagram and she's got a bunch of
Speaker 1: selfies and hotel bathrooms. Oh yeah that I always noticed
Speaker 1: that should be like you in another didn't be real
Speaker 1: with you, like I'm not broke, but by hotel, will
Speaker 1: be looking at all my friends. We'll be in one room.
Speaker 1: We'd be in Thailand, but we have the debut. But no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let's just let's keep it together. Let's put all of
Speaker 1: our luggage on this one side. I'll sleep, but too,
Speaker 1: we can rotate. No, but I see girls in fabulous hotels.
Speaker 1: Get that, you know what I mean? Every other weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm like, and then what do you do? You know?
Speaker 1: I mean that's the question, what do you do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of a lot of girls
Speaker 1: can't answer that. What do you when you meet women? Um,
Speaker 1: like especially hanging with all these like that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta be careful of the little things
Speaker 1: that women do. Now to kind of like because this
Speaker 1: way us to hold Now, Um, I have an all website,
Speaker 1: I'm marketing, I'm a real estate agent. I wanted to
Speaker 1: I want you to break down. Wait, she wanted to
Speaker 1: have a stylish don't do that. Don't do that because
Speaker 1: it's my friend. Is she not a hole? Um? I
Speaker 1: want you to actually break that down? Then? So what
Speaker 1: are flags? Um? Two girls who are hose and give
Speaker 1: us like a top five top five five hole jobs?
Speaker 1: Let me get I'm gonna offend some of my political
Speaker 1: connections with hose. Uh. Massage therapists, No, they do not come.
Speaker 1: They don't come and hang around Drake and say I
Speaker 1: do massages LMT. What's that license? Massage therapist? Oh that's
Speaker 1: the girl just pop about the blue and she becomes
Speaker 1: a chef, like, these were not the ones. I was
Speaker 1: so funny because he wasn't frying chicken last year. That's
Speaker 1: so funny because I know him to um Instagram not Instagram.
Speaker 1: But they were video girls that are now chefs. So
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say their name chef d what we got,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Okay, So we have chefs, we have
Speaker 1: massage therapists. Great, I think nanny's like, like, ain't saying
Speaker 1: a nanny's yeah, yeah, yeah, actually he's rights. I met
Speaker 1: a really hot girl at one open this week not
Speaker 1: with this weekend, last weekend event planners. I was with
Speaker 1: Gabby and this girl was gorgeous, perfect tips, ask lips.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, do you mode? She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm in a pair okay. And then I found out
Speaker 1: shorts a daycare but whatever. Okay. So the fourth one
Speaker 1: you said was event planner that I can get a
Speaker 1: lot of it, and then like a promoter or like
Speaker 1: atual event planners like I'll do your baby shower. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're shading so many of my friends right now.
Speaker 1: Experience is all experience, okay, And what's what's the fifth
Speaker 1: one that girls say they do and it's really there
Speaker 1: a home estate I knew, and these are all like, didn't,
Speaker 1: we don't, don't try me. I didn't. Actually I did
Speaker 1: when I first moved here. When I first moved here.
Speaker 1: But that's because if you look at it, um, real
Speaker 1: estate is one of the top two industries in New
Speaker 1: York City that you make a lot of money. So
Speaker 1: you don't five percent of people make more than two
Speaker 1: years already. Know it's very hard to do. But with rentals,
Speaker 1: you which is not a thing that you could do
Speaker 1: in many other cities. It's you know, it's seen some money.
Speaker 1: You're getting your percentage off the closes. Um. I did
Speaker 1: do it when I first got here. However, I didn't
Speaker 1: have time to just make commission because you're not making
Speaker 1: anything hourly when you're real estate. I actually just learned
Speaker 1: that you really go in there, sit, sit and post
Speaker 1: ads and hope these motherfucker's qualified. I because a lot
Speaker 1: of people not even passing their goddamn credit check, so
Speaker 1: I don't know what they So I like that you
Speaker 1: didn't mention bartenders, and I'm gonna just say why, because
Speaker 1: bartenders really do make money. It's just like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not shape I'm not being shadey. I'm serious. This
Speaker 1: is the first because you're right, I like the disguise
Speaker 1: whole job, but I feel like bartenders like aren't disguised. No, no,
Speaker 1: they're not in that. Like I'm not pretending things like
Speaker 1: we know you're in the club, you're out there, you're
Speaker 1: working at show club. You got the panties on bartender,
Speaker 1: like they already kind of owned there, like it's already
Speaker 1: a known thing to me. There's so many stars and
Speaker 1: don't be worse. So those were great hitting ones. So
Speaker 1: you're saying that it's not hidden that bartenders are hopes. No,
Speaker 1: that's not I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like
Speaker 1: bartenders can keep their own lifestyle like an event planner
Speaker 1: in stylist, you're I don't believe you bartenders are making money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bartenders quite some time and made stylists. Mean, bartenders killed
Speaker 1: the strip club scene in New York and New York.
Speaker 1: Oh it's awful. But not only that, but I mean, well,
Speaker 1: so I've bartended for like seven years, but then they
Speaker 1: just can't even make drinks. A lot of these bartenders
Speaker 1: now they again, they don't really make drinks at all.
Speaker 1: They make you know, you've got guys going in giving
Speaker 1: the bartenders more money than the actual dances. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like the dancers are like, well, why am I dancing?
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not taking a lot of these bartenders
Speaker 1: now used to dance. Yeah, a lot oftends right, Like
Speaker 1: a lot of these I remember they was dancing like
Speaker 1: a few years ago there was some of my favorite dances.
Speaker 1: And now they're behind the bar and it's like, you
Speaker 1: know they still like tork and sorry confused, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? And because you can't get new to here,
Speaker 1: Essentially they're wearing just about the same amount of clothes.
Speaker 1: But to st I do want to figure, like let
Speaker 1: me lick your titties. You could do all this. They
Speaker 1: gonna be on the yadn't been to a New York
Speaker 1: black strip club yet, you haven't been South, ain't working
Speaker 1: like yeah, and the bodies are much different, Like it's
Speaker 1: just different. I'm used to like Miami, like Atlantis, Orleans
Speaker 1: like baby dancing on cardboard boxes. But I like Ship
Speaker 1: like that. So I feel like New York is just
Speaker 1: gonna be like super bouge like start tender Strip and
Speaker 1: Big Girl with him. You gotta gout so uh like
Speaker 1: like you were saying, so with these girls, like how
Speaker 1: do they make their living man like their stylist, event
Speaker 1: planners whatever, like makeup artists. I mean they do a
Speaker 1: couple of events, but you know a lot of them.
Speaker 1: You know, they get in what they fit and if
Speaker 1: you gonna fly me out, I need you to cover
Speaker 1: what I would miss. We're playing out like you're like,
Speaker 1: you don't need to say who when I'm not asking who?
Speaker 1: But like rappers athletes, like are they just paying for
Speaker 1: these girls to come out there? Are they like paying
Speaker 1: their like giving them cash? Like how do you what
Speaker 1: do you see? Do you know? I mean not to
Speaker 1: put anyone on blast that you hang with, but do
Speaker 1: you see that girls are just getting trips and you're
Speaker 1: with them? Or do you see that these guys are
Speaker 1: actually cashing these girls out for trips? Cashing them out? Well?
Speaker 1: I know one girl, I mean, she wasn't even working
Speaker 1: with the dude anymore, and he he was just having
Speaker 1: like ten thousand until every month. She hadn't spoken to
Speaker 1: him in like six months, So she asked you, like
Speaker 1: you should I tell him because I don't even sunk
Speaker 1: with them no more? I'm like, she's not. He don't
Speaker 1: give a funk about it. It was like automatic draft.
Speaker 1: Oh um okay, So like a question, how do you
Speaker 1: see normal girls with Yes, like girls with two and
Speaker 1: three hundred followers be on the same ship. What I
Speaker 1: tell you, bit, I told you I'll be trying to her.
Speaker 1: It's not just the Instagram models. No, it's not. It's
Speaker 1: not you. There's pretty list a lot of these niggas
Speaker 1: really do just sit on the internet and look and
Speaker 1: look for bit you know what sincetime since me and
Speaker 1: man he started the podcast, a few basketball players and
Speaker 1: she'd be like, girl, do you know it's the telling
Speaker 1: me on Facebook? LinkedIn, I swear to god. One wrote
Speaker 1: me and he was like what's good? And I said
Speaker 1: nothing question mark and he brought me back like hello,
Speaker 1: well you straight? And I'm like, is this how this goes?
Speaker 1: It's kind of like like what the you doing? He
Speaker 1: think he's expecting you'd already know what it is what
Speaker 1: it is and and and it hit me. You know
Speaker 1: Mandy Um, a dude I had dated. I met him
Speaker 1: on Twitter and he was like, oh my home boy,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. He was an NBA and you know
Speaker 1: I started falling from him or each other whatever. You know.
Speaker 1: He was coming to Florida see me and ship like that.
Speaker 1: And it's hilarious because we had just had a conversation. Like, bitch,
Speaker 1: she's sliding on d m S. I'm like, no, no, no, girl.
Speaker 1: We were in love, you know, like come on like
Speaker 1: family Like She's like, no, bitch, Like yeah, I was
Speaker 1: a big time time trying on one team. As you
Speaker 1: just said, it was because of trades. They weren't all
Speaker 1: on the same team to begin with. You you it
Speaker 1: happened over this man of time. Okay. I wasn't even
Speaker 1: sucking them all at the same time. It's just you know,
Speaker 1: the same time. Let me hold on, let me think
Speaker 1: of them three again. Well one comes fairly fast, so yeah, okay, um.
Speaker 1: The other one is kind of big. Actually, the one
Speaker 1: I probably could probably just handle him by himself. I
Speaker 1: don't think I said three dicks in the room was
Speaker 1: your limit. Remember, wait, so this is I'm looking at
Speaker 1: these three dicks in particular. I don't think I could
Speaker 1: do these three at the same time because one is
Speaker 1: a lot. How tall is the tallest one? Actually two
Speaker 1: of them are six eleven. I hate you anyway. I
Speaker 1: just have to be like, but I'm blindfolded her mask
Speaker 1: down for something to make me feel like I'm not hoing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want you to know if okay, this is the
Speaker 1: thing as sung as you don't know how many dicks
Speaker 1: you're taking up desires for skanky things. It's just that
Speaker 1: I don't want to, like, I don't know. I guess
Speaker 1: I I can't live with the fact. But like if
Speaker 1: you didn't know it was me, like I could be
Speaker 1: a vacation you know what I'm saying. You know, because
Speaker 1: they I'm talking to something. I'm going to Japan with
Speaker 1: my friends for two weeks. I'm like, I know you
Speaker 1: any word you be sucking nobody, bro, because you know
Speaker 1: I'm not going for that ship the height limits like
Speaker 1: five seven. Well, duh, I've never had Asian dick. I
Speaker 1: love to see. I've been thinking about it. I've been
Speaker 1: thinking about just having one little fling with like one
Speaker 1: of them, like gangs to Japanese dudes, like rush hour,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like real, like like jug out,
Speaker 1: Like John was gonna be looking for drugs anyway, so
Speaker 1: you might as well get them. You know you're gonna
Speaker 1: for drugs. God damn, let's get some more. I don't
Speaker 1: love I'm not on some crackheads ship. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: you know, like dinner, drug day, sure, vacation, anything goes
Speaker 1: when you're in kilt. I like that. I like that.
Speaker 1: You should see if that works in the DF. Don't
Speaker 1: want to explained what my ideal Tokyo like whisked me
Speaker 1: away day would be. It would be like, so a
Speaker 1: lot of Japanese, um, my friends have been looking stuff up,
Speaker 1: like you really can't have tattoos out in the open
Speaker 1: like that because they're associated with gangs. So if I
Speaker 1: see some like ganged up like scar faced, you know,
Speaker 1: that's who I got out. I keep bringing him up
Speaker 1: John Tow and you know, he takes me some like
Speaker 1: underground Japanese playing and it's like really fancy where the
Speaker 1: sushi is like ultra fresh, you know, like Gyro life
Speaker 1: sushi from Netflix, you know, and whatever. He's like, he's
Speaker 1: like and he give me some do the language again.
Speaker 1: I think that might have been Viennames for my nail lady,
Speaker 1: but she's crazy. She's terrible, dude. I'm not gonna get
Speaker 1: maybe a Japanese girl, have you ever girls, is it tighter?
Speaker 1: It's not? Okay? Wait, black and Chinese don't count because
Speaker 1: I know we got all these blazings in America Asian
Speaker 1: How you set mouth? Yeah, this one off. They gotta
Speaker 1: stop because I feel like white people do black people
Speaker 1: like this in the corner, So I just can't like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be racist. Well, guys, if you guys
Speaker 1: want to listen some more of Mall, he like has
Speaker 1: all of the sports inside news, and I mean, you'd
Speaker 1: be wrong a lot, but I'll be right even when
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. You can you might watch it, but she
Speaker 1: fucks him. I'll be having an inside too. I can't
Speaker 1: just use my sources though. Um maybe like already know
Speaker 1: getting traded damn boo, that's where you're going. Um, but no,
Speaker 1: if you guys do want to listen to more of Mall,
Speaker 1: he's um on the Joe Budding podcast UM with Rory
Speaker 1: and Joe Budden ass and where um can they find
Speaker 1: you on social media? Because you didn't change your name
Speaker 1: on me? Why did you change your name? Too many
Speaker 1: other scores? I don't know how bull but who you
Speaker 1: can't see to underscore? Like we'll put six underscores behind
Speaker 1: their name, but he was small, underscoring the scorners corn
Speaker 1: to the score in the score and scoring his score
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Speaker 1: bw or by the way, be why the way? Okay?
Speaker 1: And is that where you didn't change your name on
Speaker 1: Twitter though, did you? Okay? So it's stillmall with all
Speaker 1: them underscores. But he pops up because he's like cool
Speaker 1: with Drake and all the people, so he's kind of popular.
Speaker 1: So wait, don't you have a blue checkmark? No, I'll
Speaker 1: never want that. No, why do you know the pussy
Speaker 1: that would be throwing at you with that blue checkmarks,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh my god, something like I've never
Speaker 1: like like like done something with it. But like it
Speaker 1: doesn't make me feel like a little more official. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like like I'm seeking the white cap. And we
Speaker 1: had him on quarter million. She got so excited. But
Speaker 1: see y'all hang in circles like that. Yeah, So like
Speaker 1: I mean to me, that's just I don't know, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking is different. I'm not taking impression as far as like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I gotta withlah blah, but like can't
Speaker 1: I say. It just makes me well, yeah, okay, do
Speaker 1: you have anything coming up, like, do you have any
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Speaker 1: We're just trying to get this deal done. Hopefully we
Speaker 1: could have done this week. Oh a deal. Oh you're
Speaker 1: gonna be getting signed and ship. I'm just saying to
Speaker 1: trying to take this thing to the next level. What's
Speaker 1: totally come on is the horrible people. I would love
Speaker 1: to have you actually, that would be great. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I want to know why Joe hates me. Well, Joe
Speaker 1: hates me, so I would definitely like to get out
Speaker 1: in maybe until you told me that, I hadn't had
Speaker 1: no idea if you bring it, yeah, I'd like to
Speaker 1: know why Joe dislikes me. Yea. From time to time,
Speaker 1: I've noticed that they've had guests sometimes and I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I really enjoyed the show with young Berg.
Speaker 1: He was a lot of people didn't know how active
Speaker 1: and how big. He was very active and I met him,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, maybe like ten years ago. He's very
Speaker 1: just creative and intelligent. He's a great guy. Um, So
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that five favorite. Yeah, he's really good.
Speaker 1: Um So, if you guys haven't yet, do so and
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Speaker 1: Rory and Joe Button and they talked about sports. I
Speaker 1: get my music. I ain't gonna lie y'all be dropping
Speaker 1: some good as music. Um for like, what is the
Speaker 1: first listens or sleeper picks them? Ships? Is is lit?
Speaker 1: So I'm really embarrassed because I've only listened to a
Speaker 1: few and it was one more and you could go
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Speaker 1: You guys know y'all can hit us up always at
Speaker 1: horrible just horrible underscore decisions on Instagram. You can always
Speaker 1: hit me up on Instagram and Twitter at full core pumps.
Speaker 1: And this bitch is lonely on one social network. We
Speaker 1: gotta get her on more because they're asking for you
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Um so where can they find way too
Speaker 1: high to be on Twitter? But that would be great, yea,
Speaker 1: not at this point in my career. So where can
Speaker 1: they find like I can't sleep nigga And they'd be
Speaker 1: like wait a second, if you okay, we gotta go
Speaker 1: all right, thank you guys. Another episode. Um, hola by bye.
Speaker 1: I was too bad. You only came last thirty minutes.
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