WEBVTT - Ep25: #HoesBeLike Feat Mal 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:05.920 I decided it made sense. You were right. This is 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:11.320 the whole episode, and it's not about us. I wasn't 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:13.520 boyd last night. Okay, I wun't ready good that friend. 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:15.560 This is the beginning. I know you hate when I 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:17.279 play songs from the beginning, but you got to know 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:20.120 this verse. I was just look and I'm confused. It's 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:24.759 too much work. Would she'd rather have a purse? It? 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:29.680 Would she rather have nine? Do you like? This isn't Wayne? 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:32.199 How do you not know your nigga? Alright? Your name 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:35.320 is Wheezy for reason? Bit you used to be in 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:39.479 love with little way you did girl. He was he 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:42.760 was all over your school binder. Let's not let's fucking 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:49.640 not anyway. Guys, Hi, um, welcome to you another episode 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:53.840 of Horrible Decisions. This is your girl, Mandy be and 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:58.360 I'm um and this is episode what one of them episodes? 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:00.280 We don't be knowing the numbers until we sid in 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:02.440 real life. I don't know if it's your first episode. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:04.520 We have so many new listeners since we've been on 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:07.520 Lipstick Alley, and you know, Lipstick Alley is a place 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:12.520 for I feel like exposure. So I just want to 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:15.080 say I really appreciate all of you guys that have 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:17.399 I appreciate them for saying the good things, but you 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.720 have not been dragged for filth on there like I have, bitch, 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.720 I have in you, so I can't get dragged. You 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.319 do want to go ahead and actually since I mean 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:28.360 instead of talking about I don't want to actually talk 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:30.240 about because now that we are on Lipstick Alley and 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:32.560 we've made like, hey, we're on LIPSICALI, I know people 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.919 have started reading what the funk is on there about me? Um, 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:37.280 So I do want to let y'all know I was 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:39.720 broke his fun at one point, sleeping on a hair mattress. Yes, 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:42.640 I was. I do want to let you guys know that. Um. 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:44.320 A lot of things that are on there that were 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:48.680 said about me was when I was finding myself. I was, oh, bitch, 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:50.960 act like I was sucking these millionaires and sleeping on 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:54.880 an air mattress, etcetera, etcetera. Bitch. The first trip I 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:56.760 took out like in real life, that's what paid for 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:00.480 my bed, white bullshits, my first trip with a little 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:06.480 money trip um. Um. So there's just quite a lot 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:09.519 of negative things said on there about me. Had some 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:13.000 hard job I had an ankle bracelet. Bitch, you shot, 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:17.519 You're I'm trying to think. Do I things said about me? 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:20.080 I'm a little sick allie or a mug shot. I 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:21.680 mean it's completely wiped. I could pay to make it 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:26.519 go away. Yeah, I don't think I can. Actually had 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:31.720 my geeky best friend Panock, who knows everything about everything, 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:33.600 like trying to google the ship out of it, I think, 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:35.400 or maybe it wasn't him. I don't know, but I 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:38.799 couldn't find it. Still, so, um, well, we haven't seen 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:40.640 each other. We haven't even really spoke this week because 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:43.520 you've had a friend in town. So is there anything? Okay? 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:45.040 So I'm gonna go ahead and ask us. I didn't 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:46.600 want to ask us off air because I just wanted 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:48.320 to start a you have you eaten her pussy? Because 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:50.240 she's fine as funk and I was just me and 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:52.720 my room. We were just sure that y'all were fucking. 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:57.560 I was sure because she's like, come say hi, come 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.680 say hi. So her friend is in town from from 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.440 Many and I'm just sure they're fucking because I would 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:04.919 find everybody. Well, you gotta say something in German, you 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:06.560 gotta be sexy with it. Say, how do you say 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:11.720 in Germany? Say like, um, hi, Daddy, I want to 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.840 suck your dick in German. Get in, Get in the 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:22.360 mic and tell them I'm really killing Papa. That ship 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:26.240 sound sexy? Say one more time, one more time, hey Papa, 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:32.000 Oh bit, you're lucky. I don't speak another language of 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:40.080 God damn. So okay, answer the question for the listeners, 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:44.880 because I'm sure they haven't had sex. Do you like girls? Well, 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.920 I never tried wheezy and you ain't even turn her. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:51.920 How goddamnit, waste of a friend. Okay, let me tell you, 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:55.200 let me explain it. Me and Issa met in the 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:57.880 club like it's okay. We found out six years ago 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:02.480 and she was into inning for somewhere in Orlando, and 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:05.120 we became amazing friends. I came and visited her in Germany. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.480 We took a cruise together, and I had a total 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.520 crush on itsa because what happened when I saw you, 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:16.039 when I met you? Yeah, maybe I hear you her, 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:19.560 but I will post her but on our site, on 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.400 her on her Instagram page. Yeah, she had an amazing 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:22.920 but and I had a total crush on her. And 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:26.160 then yeah, and then on our cruise, she kissed me. 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:30.880 I was so happy somebody y'all kissed only on the lips, 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:33.240 on the lips on your face And can we catch 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:37.680 your boring because I was. And she's been sleeping in 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:40.400 your bed for the past week. No, I feel guilty 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:46.000 on my couch. What is wrong with you? She's a 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.560 terrible friend, you know. It's we've known each other so long. 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:52.600 At this point, I feel like, bitch, I'm going home 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:53.920 if you try to make me sleep on the purple 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:57.520 couch and your goddamn house, it's no, it's like your bed. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:03.760 I'm sorry. I am so sorry for your trich. You're 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:06.800 here in the United States. Yeah, but you're here in 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:11.560 the United States from and she likes giving head to 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:19.440 all these bitches like eat with um. Jesus what oh? 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.000 I do want to talk to you guys, because I 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:23.000 guess something that a lot of the followers have been 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.360 wanting to hear about. Um. I went to a nude 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:30.000 beach recently, So there's a new beach if you at 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:34.520 a lot of people thought that I was in another city. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:35.960 They were like, let me know when you get back, 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:39.760 how's your trip? And I'm like, my nigga I'm in Jersey. Um, yeah, 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:43.320 I knew there was a Yeah, so it's Gunnison Beach. Um. 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.960 For all of my local New York UM listeners, it's 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:50.120 called Gunnison Beach. I believe this weekend, UM Labor Day 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.320 weekend is the last weekend because New York actually shuts 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:56.760 down all of its beaches at the same time, which sucks. Yeah, 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:00.200 because it's now winter. They're all like stay owned or good. Remember, 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:01.720 I don't know how the funk that ship works, because 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:03.520 we don't think this is the whole podcast is not 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:09.520 We don't know anything about politic ga um. But it 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.119 was really fun. It's actually a beach. It's much different 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:15.400 than Hollover Beach in Miami, which is the gay Beach 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:17.200 and not the gay beach. But there's a lot of 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:20.080 gays that are on the gay beach there on the 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:22.120 New Beach. I keep calling it the gay beach, but 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:24.160 because normally the new beaches are the gay beach for 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:28.600 the gay beaches. Um, but this is actually Yeah, it's 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:34.120 just a great New beach where it's a mixture of people, young, old, 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:40.240 um and just cultures like the most you know, diverse. Okay, 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:42.960 so there was one guy who kept walking past us 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.400 and I'm not gonna lie. So being on this, on 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:48.520 this podcast with Wheezy, I have found myself more curious 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:53.240 about white penis is. So it's reversed on me. Right. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:57.680 So I've been looking at so I've been looking at 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:00.600 him on on porns or whatever. But on this beach, 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:03.440 which there was a lot of white dick and there 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:06.640 was some good, nice size ones, I was impressed, like 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:10.360 there was a lot of Me and Um Crystal talked 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:13.160 about this. There were a lot of uncircumcised ones. So 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:16.000 I was like, Okay, maybe they're all foreign, because I 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:17.720 think that's what we talked about. I don't know, he's 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:23.040 a circumcision a thing you've seen with American guys. Yeah, 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.360 I think it is. It's dude, it's really it's not 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:33.040 no see o um girl. I read something recently that said, 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.400 I don't know if it's true, but of men in 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:38.880 America are circumcised, of men in the world are uncircumcised. 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:41.640 Believe that, and it was there was also a few 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.160 that I was just like, there's no way they have penetration, 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.200 like I saw any penis, Like the dick was like 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:50.720 in the balls. If that makes sense, and I was 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.640 just like, and it's weird because everyone there is nude, 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:55.200 which is why I shout out to you. I did 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:58.040 a nude beach in Barcelona, and I was so insecure 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:01.800 about my body, and I think the complete opposite because 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:04.800 I saw so many bodies and which I felt free. 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:08.440 I was like, yes, and this is like feeling like 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.640 I think I was in my best way like and 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:14.080 like I just I felt sexy and closed, but getting naked, 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:16.520 I was scared and I'm the complete opposite. I feel 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:19.960 so big and dragged down when I wear clothes, and 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.040 I feel so free and confident when I'm naked. I'm 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.680 like the complete opposite. And being at the head beach 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:29.640 looking at all the other bodies, I was just like, bitch, 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:33.199 my body looking bomb is fun like I was actually 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:37.240 very go ahead, just unlocked her thing got too because 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.760 I'm actually gonna keep the show rolling, keep the show rolling. 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:42.959 You know. She um, you were looking real slowty on 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.599 that beach. I go real slutty. I was new just 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:47.760 what I was doing that, David. All I know is 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:51.319 I saw a video of you taking a penus, so 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:54.120 they were my friend, white chocolate shot, white chocolate. He 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:57.120 had jellow shots. What is what color is white chocolate? 0:08:57.360 --> 0:09:01.440 He's white? He's white. Book used to be called white chocolate. 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:05.360 I actually think it's white. No, he kept covering it 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:07.599 with a towel, so I didn't really look at it. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:12.480 Also shout out to um Jeff and the Go Green 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:16.360 crew there who like set it all up fucking awesome. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:19.280 They listened to the show him and his wife show 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:23.680 didn't invite me. Yeah, well it was fun. You wouldn't 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:25.360 have wanted to go. It's like a two hour ride 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:31.760 the quarter to seven. I know, um, but no, it 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.160 was a great time. Anyone who hasn't been, I think 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:35.679 that would be a great place to go, even with 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:38.400 your friends, just you know, kind of feel comfortable about yourself. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:40.480 I loved it. It was a great time. Again, that's 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.880 gunnison beach g u n n I s o n 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:44.760 if you want to look it at it only to 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:46.360 it out of the country again, because then what if 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.599 I'm like fall asleep and then I asked and my 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:52.280 pussies out and then boom im on the internet. No mud, No, 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:56.880 these people are really like used to being naked, so 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:59.760 it's like bitch, I had to sneak and take my 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:01.840 true There was no phones out like that. People were 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.800 really just enjoying themselves there. So it's not anyone looking 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.240 to put anyone on blasts or expose anyone. It was 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:10.360 just a really good time. It really was. I enjoyed it. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:14.400 I'm gonna keep up. I mean unless he says, ready tonight, 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:18.040 you're so full of ship. Um, so I wanted to 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.959 go ahead, and I guess we're gonna we're actually waiting 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.599 on our guests right now. Y'all know CEP time. I 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.439 don't know why. I just don't tell people to be 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.480 here an hour early. So here I'll be like, yeah, 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.040 we're recording to show at five, knowing we're recording at 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:33.480 fucking six, just so people could be on time. UM. 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.920 I do want to thank everyone who's been leaving oh god, 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:41.840 um reviews emailing us. We made it to the top 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:43.600 two hundred. I don't I think we're only on there 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:45.719 for an hour. It doesn't matter how long, bitch, we 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:48.719 made it. So yeah, shout out to x D. I 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.199 don't know which show he's gonna be on the next 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:53.439 one or the one before this, but he uh sent 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.840 me a screenshot of us at two hundred for top 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:58.560 two hundred. The podcast it only goes to two hundred, 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.520 and we were too, were two hund but hey, we're 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:04.920 cracking the seal. Here I screenshot at it. I sent like, 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:06.199 I don't know if you know what this means, but 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:08.920 there was like a hundred million podcasts and we made 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:13.880 that ship famous. Make an appointment to text me. My 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:17.160 nude value went up. Also, I want to give a 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:20.679 huge shout out. We made a hundred thousand listens and Um, 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:24.920 I was actually had to take a seatback when I 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:29.200 read that saw that because I'm just like, whether it's 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.200 four thousand people, a hundred thousand people, ten thousand people. 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:34.320 I don't know how many thousands of people have listened 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:37.040 to us. It's just like an average. But to know 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.959 that all of them have heard about us talking about 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:43.520 sucking dick, fucking in a treehouse, after peeing on yourself, 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:47.120 my mom talking about anal not deep um as she said, 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:51.520 me getting farted on while I was eating a bit out. Um, 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:57.000 I cried for lover boy. The pussy is so good. 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.480 That's what he got his name. I'll tell you what 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.800 it was. It wasn't bad. I cried when he ate 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:03.679 my pussy but I came on the show and cried 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:05.720 because because you were getting in your feelings, No, bitch, 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:07.360 when I was sleeping, I called it and they got 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:08.880 touching my face and kissing me and ship and I 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.199 was like, no, just she just you know, it was 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:12.880 too much, dude. And then it was like that's how 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:15.280 we called a loverboy because he was too emo. So 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:18.360 we have been through a lot with you, guys, and 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:21.480 I'm just glad that you guys at virginity while we've 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:25.160 done this show. An'tal virginity does not count, bitch. If 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:27.800 I'm a new it's a virginity if you stick a 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:30.199 dick in your pussy, like even just the head, and 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:33.600 you said it didn't go deep, so you lost your 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:38.640 deep antal virginity, not your actual antal virginity. And I 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:43.080 don't use that word a lot. I lost my aintal virginity. Okay, guys, 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:45.720 all right, well, we're gonna go ahead and start off 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:48.640 with homel while we wait for our late ass motherfucking guests. 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:52.040 Mind you he twenty minutes late, right now, twenty minutes late, 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:54.600 got damn. Anyways, I'm gonna go ahead and read this letter, 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:56.320 and I haven't heard it, but I saw two girls. 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:58.679 Two girls were writing me, so I think it's kind 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:00.719 of cool. Maybe someone else has gone through this. So 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.520 it says, hey, guys, so I need some advice. He 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:07.280 won't call me bad girl because you said all of us. 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:10.439 I met this guy at work about five years ago. 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:14.520 We eventually became really good friends, got close and saw 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:18.720 him as like a work brother. Listen well, one night 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.800 after work, he and I go out for drinks with 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.680 another friend of ours from work and we're we're having 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:26.240 a good time. Kamo was dope. It was just chill, 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.680 per usual. Um, but he made a couple of comments 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:33.160 throughout the night about friends who aren't off limits and such, 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:35.079 and I kind of felt like I knew where this 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:38.320 was going. Um, but we tried to disregard. Needless to say, 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.280 we're heading back to our cars and he hops. He 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.600 opts to walk me to my car, which isn't really 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:47.120 so unusual, as he's done so before, but typically when 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:49.439 it was just he and I. Anyways, I get to 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:51.880 the car and he basically insinuates that he and I 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.320 should hook up, being that I recently split from my ex, 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.679 as did he. So first off, am I bugging to 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:02.319 feel offended by this. This is a work, you know, relationship. 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.599 Second is it's immature of me not to talk to 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:09.000 him anymore. Basically, since then, he's reached out several times 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:12.960 and I won't reply, She's really not attracted to him. Clearly, Um, 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:15.600 whenever we see each other at work, I simply smile 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:18.360 and wave, but keep it moving. I feel bad, um, 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:20.080 but I feel like I can no longer trust him 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:24.520 as a friend. So basically she's asking, um, what she 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.720 should do in this situation was drunk. It says they 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.360 were getting drinks. Whether they were drunk or not, he 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:33.200 pretty much said, let's hook up. And so now she's 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:38.560 feeling I'm assuming what she's feeling uncomfortable. And I don't 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.160 know how friendly they are at work, but I will 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:42.480 say neither a guard who's from the No Chase for 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:45.400 podcast tonight, Um, that is my work. Bay. I always 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:50.160 post him stuff like that. Uh. People have made jokes 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.720 about us hooking up at work and things like that, 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:56.480 But I was gonna say, you ain't play pockets with 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:59.880 him at work, Okay, I think, and I think that's 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:03.480 what happens when you have someone else that's attractive, right. 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:06.320 I think that's where the teasing comes from. So if 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:09.360 the comment was made, I would think it was just honestly, 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:11.080 because he makes jokes with me like that, but I 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.880 don't take them serious. And in five years I could 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:15.960 see him joking around with me like that too. I 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.120 don't know if he was joking or not, but I 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:21.600 feel like it's not a big deal. It's like inevitable questions. 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.400 I think so too, Um, And I think that just 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:26.880 to not make it awkward, I think if you guys 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:30.200 were talking on a regular and now you're just not 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.720 responding to him, I think you should probably just bring 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:35.880 it up. Like listen, you're my work bro, and you 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:37.920 know what I'm actually I'm gonna be honest with you. 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:41.160 I'm having a little bit of flashback here. Um, I 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.360 met one of my best friends. His name is Juan 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:46.160 shout out to Wan. He has a gorgeous wife and 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:49.240 two amazing kids. And if he did something to me 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:51.680 like that when he broke up with her, automen insulted too. 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:54.560 I mean, I'm saying not when he broke up there 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:56.320 they're they're married. But I'm saying if he did, I 0:15:56.360 --> 0:16:00.280 think I'd be insulted because that's how much. I feel 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:03.920 like he is my friend percent. I would be hurt 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:06.880 now not talk to him. No, that's a little much, 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.520 especially too much to me to do that. And I 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:11.800 think that a lot of people get vulnerable when they're 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:14.960 in breakups. So you know, you're you're you go to 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:17.760 the closest next person, right, you broke up with your girl, 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:19.480 she broke up with her guy. It's like, okay, well 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.280 shouldn't we do this? But I think that's okay. I 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:24.320 think male and female friendships always faced this point where 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.520 sometimes you don't know what to do. You're just like, 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:31.200 is our connection so great that we should be together 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:33.880 or not? A lot of friends do that to meet 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:36.400 with me and Enoch too, just because we're that closest friends. 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:37.840 But it's just not going to go there. I think 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:40.200 a lot of men just don't understand if I have 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:42.000 a female in my life that's so amazing and I 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:43.760 get along with her, so, well, are we going to 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:46.240 be romantically connected to each other? And I think that 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:48.080 I think it's okay that he had happened. I mean, 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:50.720 I think it's more so too that they work together. 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.040 And I think you have to realize that can bring 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:57.320 also an awkwardness UM to people, especially now you know 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.160 this guy has offered his dick to you, and you 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:01.480 guys work together, and if that's not a line that 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:03.800 you're looking to cross, I think it should be simple 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.680 as just I would not five years man, No, I 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:09.199 would definitely just tell him listen, I see you as 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:12.159 a friend, um, and I don't want to take it 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:14.480 to the level of us fucking. And I kind of 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:17.080 maybe you should even express like listen. It felt I 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:20.440 was uncomfortable with you putting yourself on me, knowing that 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:22.240 I don't think he's gonna do it again if you 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:26.080 say that. I also think that I don't mean this 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:29.400 in an insulting way, but here we go. I think 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:33.760 that women or give men too much credit as to 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:37.119 believing that they won't be attracted to them, and sometimes 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:41.560 as women we get super There's times where I've understood 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.440 why people thought one and I were fucking when we 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:45.960 work together, because I would hold on to him too much, 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:47.639 or hug too long, or do things like that or 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:50.480 lean on him and I and I didn't realize the 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:52.719 signal it was giving. Now one knew me well enough 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:55.200 to know what AD meant. Other people looked at it 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:58.160 like you like him, he liked you, blah blah blah. 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:00.720 You never know. People don't know you were relationship, and 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:03.480 that's the thing. So you may have done something or 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:06.960 I had. I'm just curious. Maybe she showed a sign 0:18:07.040 --> 0:18:10.920 that maybe not. Let's not put it on the victim. No, no, no, 0:18:13.800 --> 0:18:16.280 I'm just saying, have you ever you have to consider too. 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:17.960 Have you ever done anything they made him think that? 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:21.600 Ever slapped his butt? Have you ever mentioned a bulge 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:23.520 in his pants? Because I do uncomfortable ship like that. 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:25.840 I probably sexually harass people. Now see, you not gonna 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:27.520 have been friends for five years. I undressed a lot, 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:29.200 and funny, you know he's never seen me naked, but 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:31.520 I've taken my shirt off. I haven't had a brad 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:35.240 blah blah blah. Now we've lived together that closer and close, 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:38.359 but I don't know. That's the thing. How much credit 0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:40.520 do you give someone to knowing? How well did you 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:44.240 know him? I think she said work relationship. So that's 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:46.280 why I think my male friendships a little bit different. 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:48.679 These are deeper friendships. If it's just the dude at 0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:51.880 work and you I don't know, I would definitely still 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:55.680 talk to him get over it. So I guess people 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:57.720 don't lose a friend from that long. And you want 0:18:57.720 --> 0:18:58.920 to do the kin of the week because I guess 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:01.440 he could walk into that our guests, um by the way, 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:03.760 so y'all could cut him when Yeah, I do have 0:19:03.840 --> 0:19:05.560 a king for this. UM, I do want to go 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:07.280 ahead and make sure y'all cuts this nag out when 0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:10.040 he walk into UM, go ahead and write him on 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:13.440 all of his social networks. We have mall coming on 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:15.800 from the Joe Budden podcast. Leave it up to somebody 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:17.680 from the Joe Budden podcast to be late, right makes 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:20.760 sense to me, don't Jesus Christ. I don't know Black 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:24.320 guys be late for every fucking thing. Jesus christy ship, 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:29.480 So I actually have I had to, UM, I guess 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:33.520 we'll do this one. This one sounds good. UM. I 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:35.760 was trying to look up fetishes and like, some of 0:19:35.800 --> 0:19:37.600 them are disgusting. Bro. It was so do you know 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:41.439 I read one where there's a fetish of girls wanting 0:19:41.520 --> 0:19:45.240 to be in a tub of baked beans. I was 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:47.160 gonna say, I have I've had a water fetish, lazy, 0:19:47.200 --> 0:19:48.600 and I'm gonna tell you guys what it is because 0:19:48.600 --> 0:19:50.640 it's crazy. So maybe we'll do this as the king then, 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:53.919 because you know what it's called. You can look it up. 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:57.080 It's probably aqua something, aqua marina. And this is what 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:02.920 white fetish of water. Wait, explain it, explain it. It's 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:05.280 probably nastiest. Give me, give me your phone because I've 0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:07.200 got to. I've got to explain it, all right, Oh 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:10.760 you're right aquaphilia. Okay, Well, so we're gonna use this 0:20:10.840 --> 0:20:14.040 as the king. This is what happened. I was talking 0:20:14.040 --> 0:20:15.800 to love It boy, but I was stressed about someone work, 0:20:15.800 --> 0:20:17.320 and he was like, oh, I can't wait to be back. 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:19.080 You're gonna come home. I'm gonna give you a bath 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:22.200 and blah blah blah and be sweet and shit shit shit. 0:20:22.560 --> 0:20:26.119