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Speaker 1: My racist neighbor called the cops on me just because

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Speaker 1: I let my dog out. I have a reverse UNO

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Speaker 1: card for you, Karen. Can I get a how.

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: I'm a longtime lurker. It's my first time posting so recently.

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Speaker 1: A couple of weeks back, new family moved into the

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Speaker 1: house across her mind.

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Speaker 2: We've never met or spoken.

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Speaker 1: I've only occasionally seen them when they're working on their launch.

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Speaker 1: So the situation happened this morning. What's the sitch? We

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Speaker 1: got a carron on the loose. When I opened my

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Speaker 1: door to get my Amazon package, my dog squeezed through

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Speaker 1: the little opening and ran straight to the neighbor's lawn.

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Speaker 2: I actually think he loves it and that's why he's

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Speaker 2: running over to it.

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Speaker 1: Oh He's like, Wow, this is so much.

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Speaker 2: Better around and it's like I'm clouds.

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Speaker 1: I later found out my dog did this because she

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Speaker 1: saw my neighbor's dog. I immediately put my package inside my

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Speaker 1: house and ran across the street barefoot to my neighbor's lawn.

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Speaker 1: I literally had just gotten out of bed prior to this,

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Speaker 1: and I hadn't even brushed my teeth when I noticed

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Speaker 1: my dog bolts.

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Speaker 2: By the time I reached my dog.

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Speaker 1: My neighbor ran out of her house, cursing every word

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Speaker 1: she knew at me, which to be underfair, I understand,

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Speaker 1: as it was my dog in her lawn, But then

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Speaker 1: she accused me of doing this multiple times, which confused me.

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Speaker 1: I'm a college student. My warning starts at three pm

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Speaker 1: because I take late classes.

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Speaker 2: Three pm.

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Speaker 1: This is a little late, opium. I'm not gonna lie

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Speaker 1: to you. I had never seen her face to face

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Speaker 1: and had only caught in glimpses of her. She screamed

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Speaker 1: at me, using a colorful variety of words before she

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Speaker 1: inevitably threatens to call the police on me. I tried

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Speaker 1: to explain that I didn't even mean to open the

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Speaker 1: door and my dog ran, but I just couldn't get

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Speaker 1: a worded. I tell my mom what happens, and she

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Speaker 1: tells me how she believes she's purposely targeting us as

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Speaker 1: were the only non white family in the neighborhood. Oh

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Speaker 1: here we go, racis, and I'll bing out. The reason

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Speaker 1: why we believe this is because the situation has never

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Speaker 1: happened before. And my dog likes to chase bunnies and

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Speaker 1: run after them, but she's never ran into anyone's lawn,

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Speaker 1: especially this neighbor's lawn until now. She blatantly lied and

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Speaker 1: said she's specifically seen me multiple times when I don't

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Speaker 1: even leave my room until it's dark out. My mom

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Speaker 1: also mentioned she caught our neighbor my mom and dad

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Speaker 1: whenever they're out in their front lawn. Anyways, after a

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Speaker 1: few minutes of talking to my mom, a policeman showed

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Speaker 1: up to my house. I explained the situation exactly as

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Speaker 1: it happened, and he was very understanding. I'm sure my

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Speaker 1: morning breath told him that I wasn't looking to walk

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Speaker 1: my dog and the situation was just an accident. He

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Speaker 1: told me, accidents happened, but that doesn't mean that we

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Speaker 1: deserve being berated by our neighbor, especially if this was

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Speaker 1: just the first time. He even encouraged us to file

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Speaker 1: a harassment and complaint if it were to occur again.

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Speaker 1: This is the part where I might be the ahole.

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Speaker 1: I mentioned to him the things that my mom mentioned

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Speaker 1: and how she lied and cursed at me, also pointing

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Speaker 1: out the fact that we're the only non white family

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Speaker 1: in the neighborhood and how she's seemingly kind to everyone

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Speaker 1: except my family. He also told me to keep a

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Speaker 1: lookout for anything racially based that she does or says,

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Speaker 1: and call the cops if it were to happen again,

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Speaker 1: as any race related issue happening would be taken very seriously.

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Speaker 1: He assured us he was going to have a talk

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Speaker 1: with her, and then he left.

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Speaker 2: Now read it.

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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for making my neighbors seem

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Speaker 1: like a racist? There is an edit seem.

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Speaker 2: Like a racist?

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Speaker 1: See I don't know, ladies and gentlemen, Okay, gang in

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Speaker 1: the comments, you know the drill? What are you thinking

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Speaker 1: right now? Is Opie the a hole here?

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Speaker 2: Not the ahole? Karen sounds crazy?

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Speaker 1: Edit she called the cops. I guess again? And edit

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Speaker 1: number two. Thank you to all who took the time

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Speaker 1: to read and give me your comments. I believe my

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Speaker 1: neighbor might be racist because she only ever seems to

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Speaker 1: have a problem with my family. We get kids literally

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Speaker 1: roaming around playing extremely re loud music and screaming in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the night, but she doesn't seem to

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Speaker 1: have an issue with him. But one time I let

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Speaker 1: with us. Yeah, that is just like such a Jerlane

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Speaker 1: and he just call the cops immediately. I'd also like

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Speaker 1: to mention that my house does have security cameras all

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Speaker 1: we definitely have her on tape. We do leash our dog,

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Speaker 1: but my parents have been trying to train her without

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Speaker 1: chasing bunnies, but she doesn't harm them in any way.

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Speaker 1: I've dealt with racism myself growing up, so I can

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Speaker 1: pick up on some clues when a person is being discriminatory.

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Speaker 1: You don't plan on calling the cops back on her

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Speaker 1: unless I absolutely have to. But given today's situation where

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Speaker 1: racism runs rampant, I just wanted to know if my

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Speaker 1: neighbor was one as well. Regardless, I'm avoiding her at

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Speaker 1: all costs. Smiley face as you should. As you should, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, let us know what you would have done

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Speaker 1: in this situation. Do you think there was anything to

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Speaker 2: I don't think so. I mean it sounds like a

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Speaker 2: freaking crazy neighbor. I think it's still like we still

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Speaker 2: don't know if it's racially motivated, but they're like the

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Speaker 2: only people of color in the neighborhood, and this person

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Speaker 2: is only targeting them. Signs would point to that, but definitely, like,

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Speaker 2: if she's harassing you, regardless of what it is like,

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Speaker 2: you should one hundred percent clap back and make sure

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Speaker 2: that stops happening, because what she's doing, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: If a dog ran up into my lawn, I would

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Speaker 1: start petting, what kind of a hole are you where?

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Speaker 1: You're like, Oh, here's this cute dog that loves to

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Speaker 1: like run around and chase bunnies and stuff, And it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: how dare you touch put your paws on my land?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ridiculous, Karen, get a frickin life, Get a life, Karen.

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Speaker 1: Case closed. Do you assume my son's in laws banned

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Speaker 1: us from the wedding, Fine, then I'm evicting your daughter

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Speaker 1: and my trader son.

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Speaker 2: I feel like the punishment fits the crime, you know.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, if you don't invite your parents to

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Speaker 2: then you gotta you gotta get your bet out of there. Then,

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Speaker 2: you know, I think it's like the ultimate insult too.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 1: It is like you can't live here anymore. I mean

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Speaker 1: that it's like it would be bad if you went

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Speaker 2: Your friend and be like, hey, like sorry, you can't

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Speaker 2: come to the wedding, Like that would be bad. But

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Speaker 2: if you went to like your parents, they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't think it would be like a fit, you know,

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Speaker 2: Like yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just I just don't think it's your vibe, you

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Speaker 2: The guy, let's see the guy from the office or

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, the long the long haired guy.

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Speaker 2: The guy, the guy from office space that's like a dick.

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Speaker 2: Is that the movie or the movie? Remember, yeah Lumberg

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Speaker 2: like mister Lumberg. Yeah, he's like put the Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: They should they should hire that guy to tell them

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Speaker 1: like you're not invited to the way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the guy on TikTok who does that, but

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Speaker 2: you're not invited.

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Speaker 1: Well he just delivers bad news like hey, your wife

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's great content. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So my wife and I bought a four bedroom house

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Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania, that my son lives in nice. Our son

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Speaker 1: went to college in Pennsylvania and wanted to stay in

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Speaker 1: the area, so it just made sense.

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Speaker 2: So free living, great, free living and free loading, that's right.

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Speaker 1: So we bought the house as a second home. We

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Speaker 1: live in New Jersey and commute into Manhattan for work.

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Speaker 1: We figured that he would have a place to live

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Speaker 1: and could visit every so often and we could spend

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Speaker 1: some quality time together.

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Speaker 2: So far, so good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems like the perfect setup the parents. The

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Speaker 1: parents are doing what they can for their baby boy.

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Speaker 1: We pay the taxes, services, and maintenance on the house,

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Speaker 1: and our son pays for his groceries and the house utilities.

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Speaker 1: And so that's a pretty sweet fricking deal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that pays for his groceries.

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Speaker 1: It's like, uh, yeah, of course.

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Speaker 2: Wait he graduated from university.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, he's like I think he's going through university.

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Speaker 2: I guess at this point it was through university. I

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Speaker 2: feel like my parents help pay for my groceries when

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Speaker 2: I was going through university.

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Speaker 1: But it's also not like like, oh my gosh, he

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Speaker 1: a huge flex brow not a huge flex all was

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Speaker 1: going well for a few years, and our son met

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Speaker 1: about clapping down jerks. Now we met her and she

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Speaker 2: No, then she's naughty, man. Then she's naughty, not nice.

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Speaker 1: Santa's got a brand new bag, and you made the

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Speaker 1: naughty list.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna go directly into Santa's sack.

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Speaker 1: It ain't cold, but I got two lumps for you.

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Speaker 2: Let's just say I'm gonna go through your chimneys nice

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Speaker 2: too bad.

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Speaker 1: I can barely fit with my and and and here

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Speaker 1: and here's the COVI.

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Speaker 2: We just went down like full Christmas, dude, full Christmas.

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Speaker 2: We're in the middle of July.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, it's like we're halfway there.

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Speaker 2: We're halfway there.

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Speaker 1: But then the big announcement, they announce that they're engaged,

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Speaker 1: and she moves into the house with our son. So

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Speaker 1: that's that's a big move. It's a huge move getting

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Speaker 1: engaged over here. Now for the problem the wedding.

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Speaker 2: That would be like not the problem. I think that

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Speaker 2: would be like, you know, all the wedding celebration and yes, love.

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Speaker 1: When when the wedding is the problem. You know, something

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Speaker 1: ain't right. Of course, we hold a little get to

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Speaker 1: know you barbecue at our Pennsylvania house. My son and

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Speaker 1: daughter are there, as are our son's fiance and her

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Speaker 1: parents and sisters.

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Speaker 2: Cool.

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Speaker 1: We all seem to beginning along well. My wife, daughter,

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Speaker 1: and the fiance go into the house along with her

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Speaker 1: mother and sisters and my son.

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Speaker 2: A lot of family, big family.

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Speaker 1: A few minutes later, my wife and daughter come out

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Speaker 1: and they're really upset what happened. They come over and

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Speaker 1: tell me that we're leaving and driving back to New Jersey. Okay,

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Speaker 1: why I try to find out what happened. And once

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Speaker 1: we got back to New Jersey, they calmed down and

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Speaker 1: they tell me that our son and his fiance's family

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Speaker 1: don't want us at their own wedding.

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Speaker 2: How could you say that, like the balls on you

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Speaker 2: Like that's what that is the most ridiculous request ever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and they like they let you stay in

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Speaker 1: According to what I was called, we're not there kind

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Speaker 2: What does that mean? What does that mean? Like are

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Speaker 3: It's like like just go in a pig pin and

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Speaker 2: Like like like even if you had rolled around in

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Speaker 1: They're walking you down the aisle, have a spray with

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be like one of those like like drive

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Speaker 1: I was livid. I called my son and asked him

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Speaker 2: Embarrassed. How I want to know how? You want to know?

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Speaker 1: How? Also not good enough?

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Speaker 2: That's crazy? This needs to be like get his life

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Speaker 1: We need we need to create like we need to

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Speaker 2: Yeah you know practical jokers. No I don't. Actually it's

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Speaker 2: like this like classic prank show kind of like burked

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Speaker 1: I like the reverse prank like I would do it

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Speaker 1: like frickin muscleman, just like like like arm swortsinger, like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like they think they're watching the prank. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: Back back to back to our our protagonists who are

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Speaker 2: Sad reality.

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Speaker 1: I litt a week go by to call myself down,

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Speaker 1: and then I drive back to the Pennsylvania house. The

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Speaker 1: What so you uninvite me from the wedding and now

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Speaker 1: you live in my house? All of them, all of them,

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Speaker 2: I don't understand how they think that this family will

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Speaker 2: like they have like a house to live in.

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Speaker 1: It's like, guys, guys, we don't want to embarrass us,

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Speaker 1: So we're just gonna live in your house and and

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Speaker 1: too embarrassing, Like it would just be too embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Like I get, I mean this is it would be terrible.

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Speaker 2: like so terrible some sort of like that, like reason, yeah,

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Speaker 1: There's not even any logic behind it, like they have no.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand. I really want to know, like I

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Speaker 2: want to, yeah, sit them down and say what the

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Speaker 2: fuck is going on here?

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Speaker 1: They asked me what I'm doing there?

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Speaker 2: Gee?

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Speaker 1: I own the house. I told them that since we

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Speaker 1: They tell me to leave their house.

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Speaker 2: Ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: We're about it.

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Speaker 2: We're about to live. The other shoes about to draw.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready, Sam? We're fully cocked and loaded over here.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to be cocked cocked.

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Speaker 1: I lost it. I told them that they had thirty

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Speaker 2: F out thirty days is a lot.

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Speaker 1: Very generous over here. I told my son I'm selling

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Speaker 1: That he ain't playing around. They call my son at

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Speaker 2: How the tables have turned.

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Speaker 1: Jokes on you? Now? Who's embarrassing?

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Speaker 2: How did they think he owns it? He's in college.

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Speaker 1: He listened to Gary Vee and.

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Speaker 3: I decided to fuck my parents and like, I got

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Speaker 1: Fuck your parents, your parents don't sleep. He calls me

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Speaker 1: and asked me why I'm selling the house. I told

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Speaker 1: so it's mine.

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Speaker 2: Damn straight.

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Speaker 1: The only answer you need. He was living there rent free,

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Speaker 2: Punishment fits the crime. Yeah, it does.

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Speaker 1: I tell him the same as I told it's his

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Speaker 1: and then I'll get my lawyer and get them evicted.

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Speaker 2: Shit.

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Speaker 1: So the question is, so, the question is am I

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Speaker 1: He is my son, but the in laws seem to

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Speaker 2: I mean, he needs to learn a lesson. Honestly, this

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Speaker 2: is this is the exact appropriate punishment. This is reality

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Speaker 2: hitting it like sitting in right right like like, oh

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Speaker 2: you think like you think that you're better than us. Now,

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Speaker 2: well let's let's let's see. Let's see if you can

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Speaker 2: fend for yourself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you know what, Yeah go go buy him. Go

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Speaker 1: go buy a mansion with all you're clearly like so

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Speaker 1: much better than us, better at making money and all

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Speaker 1: that stuff. Then go go be better and buy a house.

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Speaker 2: Go do it. Fuck that guy,