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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 2: to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim

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Speaker 2: and give us time and date, Turmanol and gay.

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside.

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Speaker 2: We want to welcome you back home. Tell us all

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Speaker 2: about every.

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Speaker 1: Scared he was it fine? Malborn. Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Damn ride? Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks, this is Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 4: Turning down strategically turning down the air conditioning. We've driven

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Speaker 4: for a while and really cooled the car down.

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Speaker 1: Guys. It is a hot one today.

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Speaker 4: It is a scorcher in the city and has been

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Speaker 4: for two weeks.

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Speaker 1: Quite sometime.

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Speaker 5: It's really summer, summer, summer time time for traffic.

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Speaker 3: Right now we're driving in it.

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Speaker 1: Back to you, Karen, uh, thank you, Chris.

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Speaker 6: Oh you dumb female person on a radio show.

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Speaker 3: She always says.

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Speaker 4: Thank you anyways, sports Sorry, I've always kind of wanted

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Speaker 4: to be a radio guy or make fun of them.

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Speaker 5: You were like a morning Zoo guy there where you

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Speaker 5: were sexist to me right and talked over like, I know,

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Speaker 5: even out of dance exactly.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was saying.

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Speaker 3: You were going to say, sorry, Karen, everything you were

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Speaker 3: going to say? What were you going to say?

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Speaker 7: By the way, Oh, I was just going to say,

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Speaker 7: I mean right right right right right right right right right, Well, anyway,

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Speaker 7: we're giving away tickets to the Jambrie Band Explosion, John

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Speaker 7: Spencer's Explosion coming at you.

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Speaker 4: I had something like that the other night, Karen, Can

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Speaker 4: I say something embarrassing about you real quick?

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Speaker 3: I don't like, I really don't wait. One time I

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Speaker 5: I was listening to one of the one of the

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Speaker 5: stations in Los Angeles and the dj a knew Adele

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Speaker 5: hit had come out. It was off of her second

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Speaker 5: send my love to your new lover.

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Speaker 3: Even though she was eighteen or something when she when

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Speaker 5: k album came out.

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Speaker 3: What's called that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this was.

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Speaker 5: Twenty three, but the DJ was breaking down the lyrics

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Speaker 5: of some adel song. I think it was semi love

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Speaker 1: Being like can you believe this? And then there was

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Speaker 5: Female coat like sidekick that was like I know, she's

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh so it's all his faults.

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Speaker 5: And it was this weird like it was the weirdest,

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Speaker 5: like you hear dumb bullshit songs all day, why is

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Speaker 3: Just because probably, like us, they're just clawing for content.

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Speaker 4: Clearly it's either that or now back to the Lama farm.

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Speaker 3: We're at the fair all week.

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Speaker 1: Corn Dougs, rices have you gone to the ferr yet

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Speaker 3: I haven't been to a fair.

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Speaker 4: I've been wanting to go to a fair for two

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Speaker 3: You just want to smell the horse, hey you?

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Speaker 5: I would love to go to the fair. There's one

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Speaker 4: Hey, who's paying attention to time?

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Speaker 3: We're on the air. By the way, it's six h three.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually probably on some level, I'm hurting your feeling.

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Speaker 1: I am live it. No, I get the bit.

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Speaker 5: There's something about trying to act like a morning DJ.

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Speaker 5: And maybe it's just because the women don't ever talk.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like they women on radio shows, morning radio shows,

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Speaker 3: Usually they have some I could have done.

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Speaker 4: This, but I had this's broadcast quality voice, and so

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Speaker 4: do your jokes. It's never a good Sometimes it's a

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Speaker 4: for the females that i'd kick because they're yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well also I think they're around, they're they're they're they're

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Speaker 1: Not always. I mean, there's there's some cool ones in there.

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Speaker 4: And have a radio show, and you guys don't do that.

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Speaker 4: We're of course not talking to you.

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Speaker 5: I'm only thinking of stuff that happened in nineteen ninety one.

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Speaker 4: On the radio in one, we are talking about your Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Have you Now, let's be positive about the radio. Have

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Speaker 1: It's the best.

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Speaker 3: Because he did not follow the rules.

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Speaker 4: He would have long pregnant pauses, would just exhale and

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Speaker 4: I must have gone through a dead zone. No, he

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Speaker 5: But then he would like, then he would have an

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Speaker 5: Then suddenly it would be like someone incredible would be

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Speaker 4: I think he still does that show. It's just not

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Speaker 5: That's right, I think it's But I do think it's somewhere.

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Speaker 5: I believe it exists on NPR perhaps.

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Speaker 3: In Cincinnati w k OH WKRP, that's right, yeah, nok.

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Speaker 4: You of course, which river divides the country to where

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Speaker 4: is this side of the Mississippi.

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Speaker 3: That phrase is goes back to old radio.

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Speaker 4: No, you're right, it doesn't. But back to your original Yes,

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Speaker 4: it's so hot and my new place. I don't I

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Speaker 4: feel bad now because I really don't think it's haunted.

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Speaker 4: Maybe it was, and I'm just blocking out my experiences,

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Speaker 4: Now it's being haunted by an extremely hot temperature that

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Speaker 4: has only had height. Like I'll be sitting in front

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Speaker 3: I think that means there's no insulation in my place.

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Speaker 4: Probably I got a big AC unit, and I've never

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Speaker 4: by heat.

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Speaker 1: Well. Also hot air rises as we all.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so it's up.

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Speaker 1: They're waiting for you all.

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Speaker 4: That's why hot air ballooning is taking off, Like, God,

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Speaker 3: Have you ever hot air ballooned, Chris?

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Speaker 1: I have.

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Speaker 6: If there's gonna be a reason to be in a

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Speaker 1: I'm back, did you No?

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Speaker 5: I've never gone in one, but I really want to

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Speaker 5: go to a hot air balloon festival. I believe they're

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Speaker 4: And there's always a photographer there that's planning to make

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Speaker 5: That you will forward and forward and forward again through

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Speaker 3: That, Karen, opportunities are like clouds.

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Speaker 5: See I told you this at your cousin's wedding. I'm

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Speaker 5: going to tell you again. Life is like a hot

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Speaker 3: You said I was drunk, and maybe I was.

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Speaker 1: But what's important is hot air balloons.

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Speaker 3: They are I should do that.

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Speaker 4: It's like a casual way to be up in the

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Speaker 4: You don't have to bungee John pre parachute.

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Speaker 3: You just sit helplessly in a basket.

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Speaker 1: I think you're it's dangerous though.

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Speaker 3: I think that it is. We all know what happened

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Speaker 4: But those, I mean, those balloons aren't filled with gas,

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 3: There could be?

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Speaker 4: You are next to some kind of a propane tank

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Speaker 4: or explosion able unit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, it's explosion able.

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Speaker 3: Explosion able.

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Speaker 5: Uh do you know Margaret Cho, famous comedian Margaret Cho,

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Speaker 5: she was she won a hot air balloon trip.

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Speaker 1: Somehow. I believe she won it.

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Speaker 3: It's a funny thing to win.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 5: And then she went on it and it crashed and

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Speaker 3: Oh, I love that. He's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: He's a little bald.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's okay for me to be pissed

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Speaker 1: The man is fucking hot.

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Speaker 3: I mean yes, but you said his bone structure. I

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Speaker 4: Which is most of the calls that come in because

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Speaker 1: She is going to love this. Sorry. Sorry, that was

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Speaker 8: Hi, I know that'd be funny if you just kept

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Speaker 1: It's just like high school.

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Speaker 3: It's so fun to drag your friends.

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Speaker 8: Oh man, what a wonderful treat. That was high school memories.

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Speaker 8: My only image I have of a building exploding, that's

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Speaker 8: There's a lot of early Simpsons of Bart making the

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Speaker 4: Definitely strangle him so hard that his mouth was open

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the best way to enjoy it is when

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Speaker 1: That's the only way I've seen Rick and Morty.

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Speaker 4: So let me talk in detail about certain Tom and Jerry.

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Speaker 1: It's a transcription for the blind, but the podcast version.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for picking me up.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for being picked up and sitting here so

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Speaker 1: I legitimately do need a ride, love. I appreciate what live.

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Speaker 3: I assume it's on business.

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Speaker 8: Final Destination is not a movie about teens they're dying inevitably,

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Speaker 3: Oh that's right, I sit there without them letting me know.

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Speaker 4: And yes, school bus pulls up, try and make fifteen

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm loving this. This is going this is

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Speaker 3: Sorry I said that it was going to be fine.

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Speaker 8: One time it was already very much not fine, and

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Speaker 1: It was my fault.

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Speaker 4: Be nervous, be scared, because then you'll fall back on

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Speaker 8: No, I didn't have no my my funny bone left

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Speaker 8: It decided I get the night off, but you get

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Speaker 1: I hate so many bones.

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Speaker 1: She's made of iron.

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Speaker 8: I think and have children, yes, but I realized after

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and like they if humans are apex predators, these

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Speaker 8: Like they don't know hunt for sport, they don't know

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Speaker 1: I don't do any jokes. I give away most.

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Speaker 8: Likely to awards that are all stupid and benign, like

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Speaker 1: Well? I couldn't.

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Speaker 8: You're like fucking shitting, pissing, they panic, Like nouns are

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00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 8: very funny, but verbing those nouns terrifying.

454
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 1: They want to laugh at fuck they are they.

455
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,200
Speaker 3: Don't fuck the no conjugation snobs.

456
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 8: So comics bounce back and forth between like dirty stories

457
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 8: and like, you know, sort of dirty ribs because they

458
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,920
Speaker 8: all laugh at the word fuck.

459
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,040
Speaker 1: But it is tense in there.

460
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,640
Speaker 4: That's funny because when I did it it was with adults.

461
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,919
Speaker 4: It was just regular crowd with kids thrown in, and

462
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 4: they wanted us to be clean.

463
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 8: I guess that they go back and like they it's

464
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 8: always like do what you want, But nobody's been told

465
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 8: to censor this time around. I can't say they've been

466
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,639
Speaker 8: careful with these lineups. I love you in prov but

467
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 8: you are not curating.

468
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,880
Speaker 1: Well the best tee performer.

469
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,200
Speaker 4: Maybe they just no money dirty specifically to the things

470
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 4: they're dealing with, like putting vodka in their buttholes.

471
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, those blow job parties.

472
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 3: Parties.

473
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 1: Hold on, Stephen, are you get it? You know?

474
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 8: I have a vitamin seed drop. Would you like one?

475
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 3: I might take you up?

476
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 8: Okay, were back there, so I wanted it.

477
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 1: I would it might be Oh, it's a great fruit

478
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 1: for the.

479
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 3: Last ten minutes. Is Stephen dead in the bag?

480
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 8: That would be what happened to the right next to you.

481
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 8: Nice to meet you, by the way, I just laugh.

482
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 1: At your death. So I was going to tell you

483
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 1: one time I did that. We of course did. And

484
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,400
Speaker 1: this was, you know, late nineties.

485
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 5: I was with Lynn Chakraff, the legendary Oadian comedian who's

486
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 5: the most funny, and we were we both ate it

487
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 5: astoundingly and then we were sitting but we went and

488
00:22:54,680 --> 00:23:00,880
Speaker 5: sat back behind them and we were we were quietly

489
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,199
Speaker 5: heckling them for the rest of the show. So we

490
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 5: would just be like sitting there talking to each other,

491
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 5: and then Lynn would lean forward and go, look that's

492
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,119
Speaker 5: Tommy Hill figure and you would just point to a

493
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 5: man and then like four of whom would looks over.

494
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 1: It was so hilarious. We were just like very.

495
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,400
Speaker 5: Randomly bullying them, but in a way they didn't get

496
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 5: and it.

497
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 1: Was making us laugh so hard.

498
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 8: Oh, it feels so good during the tables kids, Yeah,

499
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 8: I had the power in me.

500
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,679
Speaker 5: Also, they were at the show. We were, heck they were.

501
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 5: They were all given ice cream Sunday.

502
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 8: Yeah, they got ice cream right before the show starts,

503
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,959
Speaker 8: which like it's in the day, it's not dark yet.

504
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 8: They all start by like seven, I want five thirty tomorrow.

505
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 8: That is not a time for common You do not tell.

506
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: Jokes then, No, but the nuggetings.

507
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 8: I've never seen more French fries in the lab. They

508
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 8: must get food, so they all order it and they're

509
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 8: all rich yaues. They're on a teen tours. It seems

510
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,679
Speaker 8: like birthright for college. It seems like to be a

511
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 8: specifically Jewish program, and it's like all college tours all

512
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 8: over the place.

513
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 5: So they basically come to look at USC and UCLA

514
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 5: and then they're gonna go watch some comedy.

515
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 8: Yes exactly, it would be, but it takes two weeks somehow,

516
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 8: I don't know last night somebody said they were a

517
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 8: Russian Jew and one kid in the front just scoffed,

518
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,199
Speaker 8: We're all Russian, and it was like, just such a

519
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,919
Speaker 8: weird flex trying to differentiate what kind of like Jewish

520
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 8: heritage he has and another kid being like common was

521
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,360
Speaker 8: just ridiculous.

522
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: Oh man.

523
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 8: During the show, my last award is the most likely

524
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 8: to be qualified to give me a makeover and my first.

525
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:38,919
Speaker 1: I've done this twice.

526
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 8: The first time around, I didn't bring anything to give

527
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,719
Speaker 8: me a makeover with, so I had the kitchen give

528
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 8: me condiments and a plate of napkins, and I just

529
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 8: turned around from the crowd and let the kid who

530
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,400
Speaker 8: was elected as a sweet boy, who looked very fancy,

531
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 8: he aggressively painted my face with.

532
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 1: And it's some got in my eye and it hurts.

533
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 8: So I turned around glide like the I ended the

534
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 8: set just eyes all squinted, and one of the sweetest

535
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 8: staff members was standing by the stage with this pile

536
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 8: of napkins, like, oh my god, her do okay?

537
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 1: And I was fine. I washed it all off.

538
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 8: But I found the staff like huddled outside later, like

539
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 8: she doesn't look as bad as I thought, and one

540
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 8: of them like turns to me, like, did you know

541
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 8: there was siracha in that ketchup?

542
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: Once it hit my eyes, I figured it out.

543
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 8: So yeah, I got learned my lesson and got a

544
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 8: single thing of lipstick and state that all I wear

545
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 8: is lipstick. So I allowed a girl. She had every

546
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 8: opportunity to paint a giant penis on my face.

547
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: But I commend her. She just did hearts. Yeah, yeah,

548
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: hearts on my cheek.

549
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 3: Only if you had passed out at a party, would she.

550
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: I like to think that she's a good sort.

551
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 8: I feel like even at a party, she'd just do

552
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 8: little flowers. She had more time and elegant litt hummingbird

553
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 8: she painted my face is intimate, not inappropriately so, but

554
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 8: like you know, she was near my face.

555
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: How many people are on the show? Rustly want to say?

556
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 1: It's six?

557
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 3: Has that going for it?

558
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

559
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 3: Not too long? Not too many people.

560
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 8: No, Yes, it moves along at the right pace when t.

561
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: Is a long set. Yeah, if you don't get them back,

562
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: they're gone, they're gone.

563
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 8: Ever, any estimation of you is immediate and certain, and

564
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 8: it does.

565
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: They don't shake it.

566
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 3: There was a daytime already.

567
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is going to be good.

568
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 4: Five five year old party at a spaghetti factory in Calgary.

569
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 3: Oh, and they weren't.

570
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 4: I have a bunch of childlike word jokes though, and

571
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 4: they were doing okay, they were sweet kids. But then

572
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 4: I just started someone brought something up. It was like,

573
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 4: they're leftover pizza and I ate it and they all

574
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 4: laughed and then I'm like, okay, bring up anything you

575
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,640
Speaker 4: have in front.

576
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 3: Of you and they started screaming. They had so much

577
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 3: fun and I just whatever it is. They're pouring mustard

578
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 3: on ice cream.

579
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: And it.

580
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like it was not the best situation

581
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 4: to put myself in. But the staff was coming out like,

582
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 4: who's that guy. No one's ever done that well with

583
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 4: the kids. Yeah, but then they had to clean up.

584
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 8: They weren't happy about the ketchup on the mic the

585
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 8: first night around. That's never any any klind of cleaning

586
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 8: mustard and ice cream ground into carpet.

587
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: Somebody pays for that.

588
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, ketchup.

589
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 8: It did this ridiculous thing. Sorry, this ride is just like,

590
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 8: let me tell you about sets from my past.

591
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: That's all I can think of right now.

592
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 8: I did a Halloween at the Punchline, where you know

593
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 8: comics who dressed up did sets, which is sort of

594
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 8: the tradition. I suppose that's not unique. It's Halloween. But

595
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 8: I dressed up as the birthday girl. It was my

596
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 8: birthday and I was just super poudy and complaining. And

597
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 8: you know, last year, my birthday was on Easter, and

598
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 8: that sucked because that's Jesus a birthday too, kind of,

599
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 8: but so was Christmas. And when my birthday was on Christmas,

600
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 8: it was hair. I was just obnoxious and had all

601
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 8: like all sorts of birthdays.

602
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: And the finishing. The little cherry on.

603
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 8: Top was that I only eat cake on my birthday,

604
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 8: and I can only eat it while people are singing

605
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 8: Happy Birthday. And I had this piece of red velvet

606
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 8: cake that I brought, and so the crowd sang Happy

607
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 8: Birthday while I attempted to eat a whole piece of cake,

608
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 8: which I was very optimistic I could accomplish, but as

609
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 8: it turns out, it was hard. I sort of just

610
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 8: pushed the cake onto and around my face. Sure, I'm

611
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 8: going to say generously a third of it got into

612
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 8: my mouth, but the time was moving so quickly and

613
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 8: I needed to get it out of my hand.

614
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: I got cake all over that stage all over.

615
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 8: It, and comics just stepped on it all night. I

616
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 8: did not hear the end of that for a short time.

617
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: I deserved it. I needer to hear about that again.

618
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 8: My apologies publicly to the San Francisco punchline for the

619
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 8: time I ground cake into the carpet.

620
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 3: Oh there, and are they closing or is that a rumor?

621
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I hope not. I did. I was

622
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: just up there in June.

623
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 3: That's your home club, it's my home club.

624
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 8: And just in case it closes, went up there and

625
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 8: for the headlining dates I had in June, I recorded

626
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 8: a little lot of them and it comes out in August.

627
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: What is the name of the major? Oh you're already

628
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: saying it. I named it after my dog? What major? Oh? Major? Yeah,

629
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: that's a good name. The timing just came up so fast.

630
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 8: Usually my family would be around, but it was just

631
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 8: me and the dog up there for those shows. So

632
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 8: Red Scott, who's the sweet San Francisco comic, just happened

633
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 8: to be there with his camera and he got this

634
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 8: ridiculously great picture me and my dog. So that's the

635
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 8: cover and that's the name.

636
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 3: I love that. It's a great picture.

637
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: It's so good.

638
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 3: And then we're going to go. You're doing like a

639
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 3: tour and I am going with you.

640
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming. We're going to the bay.

641
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: That'll be fun.

642
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 3: It'll be fun.

643
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 8: Santa Cruz and San Francisco and Petaluma. Yes, yeah, the

644
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 8: pal the Great Distillery, the gin played on the seventeenth.

645
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, I hear. That's good.

646
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 8: I think it is good. I've done. I've had fun

647
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 8: doing chosen Pedaloma. The Pedalama Festival was pretty fun.

648
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 3: There is a Lama festival. I just made reference to

649
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 3: a Lama fest.

650
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 8: It's a comedy festival called Lama.

651
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 5: That's what people is sometimes called Pedaloma when they mispronounced it.

652
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 8: You know what, I couldn't get to catch on because

653
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 8: I am from Napa, a neighboring city to Petaluma. I

654
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 8: always wanted nat people from Napa to be called Napkins.

655
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 8: And I can't get anyone to jump on board with me.

656
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 8: I thought it's like right there. I thought it would

657
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 8: it just be assumed. But it was too good of

658
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 8: an ideas.

659
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: Come on, what is that?

660
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 4: Even there's the capital of Montana. It's called Helena. And

661
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 4: I always wanted to open a handbasket store, to call it,

662
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 4: Helen a handbasket.

663
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 3: We'd sell other things and it's good. It's on base.

664
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: I worry.

665
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 4: We just have listen, let me hear the whole. The

666
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 4: inventory is going to be all over the place.

667
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 5: There'll just be handhand baskets, farm basket, but mainly baskets.

668
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: The TV show Basket, Yes, DVD's of the TV show.

669
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 8: Aber Best Good three Aberdashery is what I was going for.

670
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 8: I don't even know if I'm saying that right, So

671
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 8: I can't punt it or portmanteau it unless I actually

672
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 8: know the pronunciation.

673
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 3: We are an anti pun?

674
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 8: Is this a punfrey car? That's why I don't have

675
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 8: a lid on my coffee and I'm inclined to make puns.

676
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: You gotta tell me before I get in.

677
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 8: Don't know why bobcat Goldthwaite is my friend, or why

678
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 8: he would ever give me my phone his phone number,

679
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 8: because all I did with it for about a solid

680
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 8: year while I was traveling was just take pictures of

681
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 8: business pun names and send them and like not even

682
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 8: high hello, you know, looking forward to see you buddy, Nope,

683
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 8: just pictures of like folking tie and like you know,

684
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 8: it's a There was a bunt cake store and I

685
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 8: can't remember the name of it.

686
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: Nothing bunt cakes that.

687
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 3: We actually liked. That one that was better than hell

688
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 3: and a handbasket.

689
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna put hell in a hand That's.

690
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 5: I think the difference is one was real, actually came

691
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 5: to the other. One was felt astroligent. It felt fake.

692
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 3: You didn't like I didn't commit to actually opening the store.

693
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 3: That's the only problem with the joke.

694
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: I want to see paperwork. I want to see your rental.

695
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 3: Agree, I want indeed. Yeah.

696
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 4: Right before you got in the car, Caitlin, I was

697
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 4: talking about how much fun it was to watch you

698
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 4: host Uh.

699
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 3: Why am I calling it? When you were in the

700
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 3: cranberries with Bob, it was not Those.

701
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: Were big shoes to fill.

702
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 8: But for the last couple of years I've been trying

703
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 8: my best. No, I know that, and you can tell

704
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 8: by my speaking voice that that was would be an option.

705
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 8: We hosted crab Apples together, the silly show The Problem.

706
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 4: Kind of roast him and it was really fun because

707
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 4: like watching two funny siblings.

708
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 8: We have it's a sibling like relationship. It's very odd.

709
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 8: I met him at the when the oh Purple Onion

710
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 8: was still the purple Onion. Oh yeah, his daughter was

711
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 8: there making fun of him, and we're on the same lineup.

712
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 8: I just sat down and started making fun of him

713
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 8: and have not stopped making fun of him for years now.

714
00:32:59,360 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: It's great.

715
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 4: Well, he's a fun person to watch be made fun

716
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 4: of because he just starts giggling.

717
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 8: Oh, he does start giggling, and I, you know, he's

718
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 8: the best dude. I'd also, I, you know, have proven

719
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 8: my loyalty. I did pick the man up from the

720
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 8: hospital on at least one occasion. He had to have

721
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 8: shoulder surgery and he went out of the hospital the

722
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 8: same day, super groggy, like he'd gone all the way under.

723
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 8: He was on all sorts of pain meds or whatever.

724
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 8: And he's a sober dude, so a pain med goes

725
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 8: a long way.

726
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 7: Yeah.

727
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

728
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 8: I had to pick him up and he was getting

729
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 8: dressed to leave, and he was in a little gown

730
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 8: and he swung his legs over and like I'm going

731
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 8: to pull up his pants, and I asked him, like,

732
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 8: are you do you have your underwear on yet? And

733
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 8: he has a sly little smile like no, And then

734
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 8: he whipped up his gown and he absolutely had his

735
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 8: underwear on. He still had the wherewithal to get me

736
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 8: while in a hospital bed.

737
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: I get, I get as good as I give from

738
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: bobcat Nice.

739
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 8: I did tour with him for a little while, and

740
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 8: the number of bookers that presumed the reason I was

741
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 8: touring with him was because we were boning was all

742
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 8: of them.

743
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: It was just a.

744
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: Lady.

745
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 8: I'd like to work there again, but one lady. It

746
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 8: was a lady that nears it way down. But uh,

747
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 8: one lady got his one hotel room. That was the

748
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 8: lady and wouldn't shake it the whole weekend, just like, well,

749
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,439
Speaker 8: are you sure what are you doing with that second room?

750
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 4: Is it just doesn't know what she's doing because she

751
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 4: has her job, because she has sex with the club owner.

752
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 4: I mean, I do I became that person she is.

753
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 8: That's I'd blame her. I'd shame right now. We'll blame

754
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 8: and shame.

755
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: Get it. That's what we're all about on the show.

756
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: Get It. That's what we like.

757
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:43,720
Speaker 8: No puns and blaming and shame. Oh you just spoke

758
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 8: that podcast into existence a problem.

759
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 4: We're also going to do one where we talk about Radiohead,

760
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 4: even though we don't know much.

761
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: About the band.

762
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 5: They're just gonna kind of chat ignorantly about Radiohead.

763
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: We think people look like Riodhead will be really mad.

764
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: People that don't like it well also be mad. I

765
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: man't imagine a fan base you would anger more.

766
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 5: Easily and be like, I don't know, I think like

767
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 5: I think of all their songs, i'd say, come into

768
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,919
Speaker 5: America's probably the best way we'll do stuff like that.

769
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 3: Is that the one that's like.

770
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: Me Head, Yeah, but with Trumba.

771
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 3: I like that one with Trumbo.

772
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 4: Okay, now we are doing the podcast.

773
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 8: I bought Radioheads Pablo Honey because I was in a

774
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 8: Tower Records and I feel like I was holding this

775
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 8: was in that this had to be like ninety four ish.

776
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 8: I was holding like maybe something dumber. I was a

777
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 8: big Cake fan. I'm still a big Cake fan. I

778
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 8: feel like I hid a Cake album but it's gentle.

779
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 8: And then a cute man approached me and I asked

780
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 8: for recommendations, and he recommended Radiohead, and I learned so

781
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 8: quickly the power of a cute smile. I bought a

782
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 8: Radiohead CD and was determined to like, yeah, I'm never

783
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 8: gonna see that cute man again. I am a thirteen

784
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 8: year old child in cargo shorts and birkenstocks and a

785
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 8: shirt with frogs and they're anatomical names on them. I

786
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,720
Speaker 8: don't I'm not gonna win the prize of Tower Records guy, right.

787
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: You don't know. I still didn'tn't get album already. I

788
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 1: still did learn all the words to creep. There's nothing.

789
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 5: I have always found that a really good way to

790
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 5: trick a guy into liking you is if you you

791
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 5: find out what bam they're super into, and then you

792
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 5: pretend you were already into them.

793
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: That's worked like four different.

794
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 3: Times a lot of movies.

795
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,439
Speaker 5: I'm like, sorry, let me turn down the sevendo while

796
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 5: I what's that?

797
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: What do you mean to know?

798
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 3: Like the album Bake Sale?

799
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: You're listening to this?

800
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 5: Yeah?

801
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 3: Can you believe anything? Lou Barlow, I'm the guy, that guy,

802
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 3: You're that guy I like, I love I Love Saba.

803
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 1: They were good though I wasn't. It wasn't all fake

804
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 1: on my side.

805
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 3: You can listen to it now and it's still good.

806
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 1: It's still it's super depressing about someone's divorce.

807
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I love an album that's like half while they

808
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 8: were together and half while they broke up.

809
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a.

810
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 8: Few good ones rumors. I feel like Okay Goes. Color

811
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 8: of the Blue Sky is underappreciated for being one of

812
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 8: those albums.

813
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 4: It's like, if you're listening to the audio of a divorce.

814
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 4: Look my rides here, and then we look back and

815
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 4: your legs are broken?

816
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: What did you do? Care? When did you do that?

817
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 3: I just was silent.

818
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 1: It was somewhere during the Cake story.

819
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 8: I just saw the movie Crawl and there's a gratuitously

820
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 8: broken leg in it.

821
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm going, don't tell me anything else. I'm going tonight. Oh,

822
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 1: it's just the preview. It's terrific.

823
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 8: You're gonna have so much fun. Your movie is a previous.

824
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

825
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 8: All I can say is you it's excellent. Summer choice. Yay,

826
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 8: summer time.

827
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about it is it's scary.

828
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: It gaters. Yeah.

829
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,439
Speaker 5: The poster is my favorite because my friend just sent

830
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 5: my friend and I Bridger Wininger, we love to go

831
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 5: see the worst movie we can find, and so then

832
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,439
Speaker 5: and we really genuinely excited and we're disappointed when it's bad,

833
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 5: even though we know that's the reason we're movie nights.

834
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 3: I didn't know you did that too.

835
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do it. We do it quite a bit.

836
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 5: And the nun was a big one when that when that,

837
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 5: what's every Jesus weird stoners?

838
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 3: That was a bizarre choice.

839
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: And now he's driving straight into traffic and.

840
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 4: That guy's I think that maybe they're making a bold left.

841
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just going for it.

842
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 3: That was a very surprising I was. It threw us

843
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 3: off subject.

844
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 1: My heart is racing a little bit.

845
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

846
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 5: So the poster for this movie is just an alligator,

847
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 5: a yellow background and alligator.

848
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: It says on the top it says what's the name

849
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: of the.

850
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 5: Cross, and then on the bottom of it says swim

851
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 5: Like hell, yep, oh that's great.

852
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 1: Isn't that the best? What more do you need?

853
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 4: Have you heard, you guys heard about these math gators?

854
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: Yes you have, Yeah, sure, we all have. Yaho news

855
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: it is.

856
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 3: It was the other day on Yahoo doos.

857
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 4: It's apparently it's been a problem that math really registers

858
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 4: with reptiles in particular.

859
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

860
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 4: I did some further reading. Other animals. Fish they don't

861
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 4: care about.

862
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: Math, but gators love it.

863
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, they go crazy for the stuff.

864
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: Are you sure the fish don't care? I don't know.

865
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 3: For fish are more bath salt people.

866
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but they really

867
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 5: keep their feelings hidden.

868
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 8: You know, when you're riding with a wild shoal, you

869
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 8: can never.

870
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 5: Tell what somebody's going to find that You've got to

871
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 5: kind of keep the emotions in check.

872
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 8: Can you imagine trying to do powder drugs under the sea?

873
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 8: So frustrating?

874
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: What do you even do? Kind of focus?

875
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 4: It's the same thing that you're about to deal with

876
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 4: with this show you're going to do.

877
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 3: They're in a school, so they don't know how to

878
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 3: act on their own.

879
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,280
Speaker 4: They're all acting the way they feel the other fish

880
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 4: wanted they hack.

881
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, you just got to lean into the pack dynamic.

882
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: It's not one you can fight left left.

883
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 3: You're good at navigating.

884
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 4: So I'm like, where you have a plan and you're

885
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 4: talking at the same time.

886
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 5: I do, because I realized once we came up on

887
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 5: Melrose pretty quickly, yes, and then I was like, it's

888
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 5: too soon.

889
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:14,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

890
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 8: I do live very close to the Hollywood improv, so

891
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 8: we are forced to circle the Beverly Grove region.

892
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: We're doing some circles but also that's when the.

893
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 5: Most interesting thing things happen, like those guys in the

894
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 5: Money almost killing us Yeah.

895
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 3: Correct, correct, stuff.

896
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,959
Speaker 8: What a terrible way to go crushed by a mini.

897
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: It's just rude. Yeah, killed by a Mini on Beverly.

898
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 8: I guess it's got that anch of dignity above smart car.

899
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 1: It was you know what it was.

900
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 5: It was that there's a Jason Bourne element to his

901
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 5: driving instead of it being an emergency, he was laughing.

902
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 1: So then you're just kind of like you're you're a

903
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: menace and he's.

904
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 3: In his early twenties, like, it's not I don't buy it.

905
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 8: That's why I said, stoner in this neighborhood, that's exactly

906
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 8: who's driving nice cars. This is a rich child haven

907
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 8: food in Los Angeles.

908
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, I am rich in every way but money.

909
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 8: I also say that from the stage. So I'll just

910
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 8: save the materials from out of the car. She's calling

911
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 8: herself on it. Yes, I will sell police. I couldn't

912
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 8: stop it from happening, but I will address that. Can

913
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 8: I sort of address that?

914
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: Yes?

915
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 8: I put that fowl air into the car and I'll

916
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:25,919
Speaker 8: pull it back hands.

917
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 3: And even though I dropped a big stinker with it.

918
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,919
Speaker 4: I really I have said Helen a handbasket on stage.

919
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 3: It wasn't just a tweet.

920
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 8: I was bracing my guilt and shame about delivering food

921
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 8: in Los Angeles, which I still frequently do for money.

922
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 8: Got to because it's it's just a soul scarring.

923
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 5: Experience because you have to go up and actually interact

924
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 5: with the people who order.

925
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 8: I do have to give the food to the humans

926
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,919
Speaker 8: in the In this gig economy, you learn your ins

927
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,879
Speaker 8: and outs, and there's a couple of these services where

928
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 8: and you do not see the tip first. And I

929
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 8: can't do that anymore. And I can't take one hundred

930
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 8: and eighty dollars a sushi into the Hollywood Hills for

931
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 8: a thank you. Yeah, fuck that person, Oh man, I

932
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 8: know your address. Yeah, I don't understand why you do this. Well,

933
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 8: you don't aggress the aggrationale.

934
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 5: I would like to ask a question, and maybe it's

935
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 5: your own question and I shouldn't be asking it, but

936
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 5: I got some fucking zankou chick in the other day,

937
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 5: which when you live in Los Angeles, you know that

938
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 5: when you're ordering that stuff.

939
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 1: You need it, you need it and want it.

940
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 5: It turned It goes from like, oh, this is what

941
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have for dinner to oh my god, this

942
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 5: is going to be the best.

943
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die unless I ate this immediately.

944
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, And so I order it and the guy comes.

945
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 5: First of all, it put it not to the Zanku

946
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 5: closest to my house, but Zanku in Hollywood, which is

947
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 5: very far away.

948
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: I didn't get that.

949
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 5: And then the guy shows up. It says he's at

950
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 5: your house. I look outside, there's no one there. No

951
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 5: one knocks on my door.

952
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: I'm waiting.

953
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 3: I'm waiting.

954
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: I look out. I finally look out.

955
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 5: The guy's parked up in front of the next house,

956
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,959
Speaker 5: but he hasn't gotten out of the car.

957
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

958
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,959
Speaker 5: And then I look at my app and it says

959
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,399
Speaker 5: food's been delivered, thank you. How much of a tip

960
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 5: do you want to give? And I keep trying to

961
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 5: get out of that.

962
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

963
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 5: So he basically said he delivered it or that I

964
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 5: didn't answer in five minutes.

965
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: But he never got out of the car. Yes, he

966
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 1: didn't bring it to the door.

967
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 5: I was supposed to walk out to his motherfucking car

968
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 5: and he wasn't even parked in front of my house.

969
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: Can I ask was this?

970
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, this is the worst and the hardest. I

971
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 8: can tell you a few things that would have happened there.

972
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 8: First of all, he had like three other orders in

973
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 8: the car, Okay, that's why it went to Zanku far

974
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 8: away from you. He was far away from you, And

975
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 8: that Zanku was either had a bunch of orders or

976
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 8: was in a cluster of restaurants. Okay, So that dude

977
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 8: bounced from like sushi to chicken to sandwiches, and you

978
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 8: were in the middle of that delivery, and either he

979
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 8: was hungry and ate your chicken. I'm not going to

980
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 8: roll out that possibility, or the map pin unbeknownst to you,

981
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 8: or at no fault of yours really did send him

982
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 8: to that place.

983
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 1: Maybe he got out of the car, maybe he didn't.

984
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 8: Maybe he tried to text you and it didn't go through,

985
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 8: because it goes through like hide your number system. Oh right,

986
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 8: my bet. He can't leave without waiting that fifteen minutes.

987
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 8: He can't get to the next stop he's supposed to

988
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 8: go to.

989
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: Uh.

990
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 8: So there isn't a lot of benefit in stealing the food.

991
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 8: The most likely circumstances that you got boned by the technology,

992
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,240
Speaker 8: and that guy was unwilling to try hard to deliver

993
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 8: the food. I'm scrupulous. I like get out and I'll

994
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 8: hunt it down and I'll actually call you. I have

995
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 8: like enough complexes about service work that like I do

996
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 8: it well. I do not blame anyone who just sits

997
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 8: Nate's the chicken. I got lost in Marina del Reys

998
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 8: in Astiana apartment complex. I tried to call a guy

999
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 8: for five minutes, and I just started fucking eating his

1000
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 8: California Chicken cafe. And I did not carry You ordered

1001
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 8: all white meat with no sauces. Sucker, you don't even

1002
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 8: get your food. You're not even low carb. You got bread.

1003
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 5: Well, but my thing was it wasn't fifteen minutes, it

1004
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 5: was five, Yeah, And I tried to text him yeah,

1005
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 5: saying I can see your car, you're not in front

1006
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 5: of the right house.

1007
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: And then I watched him race away, so there was

1008
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: other whatever it was.

1009
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 5: I just kind of went, what a bummer that you

1010
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 5: have to drive all the way over here, and you

1011
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 5: didn't even like because you won't get out of the

1012
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 5: car right.

1013
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: It didn't I because then it wouldn't let me off

1014
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: the tip page.

1015
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 5: So I entered zero dollars and zero sue for the tips, Like,

1016
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 5: fuck you dude, you wouldn't just all you had to

1017
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 5: do is walk to my door, which is like ten feet. Yes,

1018
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 5: it wasn't like you had to go through an apartment

1019
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 5: complex or like any kind of a bummer situation.

1020
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: It was very odd.

1021
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 8: I feel like I don't use it enough as a

1022
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 8: customer to know, but people sometimes do just meet me

1023
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 8: outside like they were prompted to do so by the app.

1024
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 8: That usually happens if you have a bunch of food

1025
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 8: in the car. It's just insidious, Like that guy had

1026
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 8: cold taco bell and someone else calling it.

1027
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: That's another possibility. Oh he's got grass by someone else.

1028
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: It happens all the fun.

1029
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 4: I haven't hated at soccer well for a while, but

1030
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 4: I ordered some from the old the last dress I

1031
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 4: was at, it defaulted to that.

1032
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm in Marina at Delray.

1033
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 4: So he went all the way to Low's Feelies and

1034
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 4: I realized I had my st and I called him.

1035
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm so sorry, you're going to the wrong place.

1036
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 4: You don't I'll pay you, you don't have to come.

1037
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, I'm coming. He was like angry about it,

1038
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 4: and it took him like an hour, and then he

1039
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,760
Speaker 4: was just on my porch with a fistful cold taco

1040
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 4: bell and he just shoved it in my face. And

1041
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 4: he was sweaty and angry and wearing a Freddy Krueger.

1042
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 8: And I felt to complete your deliveries to get bonuses, right,

1043
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 8: those are the only thing that worked.

1044
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 4: But he was so angry that it was traumatic. I

1045
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,959
Speaker 4: didn't want to eat the food. He was so angry

1046
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 4: that I'm like, well, this isn't even safe to eat.

1047
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's spit on it.

1048
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 4: I went outside to say, hey, man, that was inappropriate.

1049
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 3: Anger.

1050
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 4: Also, here's a handful of cash, like seven bucks, and

1051
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 4: he was peeing on the side of my house, like

1052
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 4: the I understand the ride was a long ride and

1053
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 4: you had to.

1054
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 3: Go to the bathroom. I pulled over to pee.

1055
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 4: But I still gave him that money while he peed

1056
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 4: on my geraniums.

1057
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,240
Speaker 8: Well done, both of you were right. It's a horrible

1058
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 8: it's a horrible existence, and people do wait too long,

1059
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 8: and they do get their food just disappeared.

1060
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 3: Aspons.

1061
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 1: I mean, we can believe the name. I think everyone.

1062
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 5: Knows though, But I've used all I've used all and

1063
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 5: the thing I think is funny and that runs.

1064
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: Throughout are and it's always dudes.

1065
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 5: Dudes won't come to your door, and it's literally like

1066
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 5: it's honestly like that you pull There was one guy

1067
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 5: that pulled up and I I stood on my porch

1068
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 5: and with my arms crossed, was just like, what are

1069
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 5: you doing? Like the idea that you think you're going

1070
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 5: to work for a delivery app and not get out

1071
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:34,720
Speaker 5: of your car?

1072
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: Fuck you? Yeah, yeah, Wow, that's crazy.

1073
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 4: I think it'd be fun to do it and just

1074
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 4: put on roller skates and skate up to the door

1075
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 4: like it's the al tide.

1076
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: Getting up is the best part.

1077
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 8: Like I've done ride share and I won't because you

1078
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 8: can't ever get out of your car. You're trapped for

1079
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 8: question mark. You don't know how long. Wow, getting up

1080
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 8: is the best part. Breathe the fresh air.

1081
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, walk around a little bit. I guess I did

1082
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: feel bad. It was there was a lot of problems.

1083
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 5: I'm responsible for what comes to my door.

1084
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm responsible for what happens in my life. No, you're not.

1085
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:14,240
Speaker 8: Thatt is responsible. It's the worst, uh, you know, unless

1086
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 8: they are a sponsored in which case congratulations. And everybody

1087
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 8: please use it eagerly with the proper code.

1088
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 9: But Henry, he had a song about waffle houses where

1089
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 9: it's just a list of how descriptively how gross they are,

1090
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 9: and they he got a cease and assist letter that

1091
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 9: was like handwritten and so kind that he felt really

1092
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 9: bad and changed.

1093
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 4: He just changed it to an unnamed place. But then

1094
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 4: at the end he accidentally blurt swaffle house.

1095
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: So it is so funny.

1096
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, I remember that it'd be fun to

1097
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 4: get a letter from a business. Please stop the written.

1098
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 4: It's like, god, I'm famous. Like that time Walter Mondale said,

1099
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 4: my mom a Christmas card. I had to see it

1100
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 4: as real ink and of course smudged it. Never heard

1101
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 4: the end of that was and it was real.

1102
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: You can't sell it on to R Now.

1103
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 3: That was a genuine It was a real Mondale.

1104
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: Well, he also did what did your mom send a

1105
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 1: Christmas card? First? Yeah? Did she initiate the correspondence?

1106
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 4: I think he just liked some of some of the

1107
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 4: work she was doing to support him being elected.

1108
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, I thought you meant when working

1109
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: at the pganeer or whatever place.

1110
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 4: No, no guest company, No, oh yeah, yeah, no, it

1111
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 4: was just I'm not sure why. I think it was like,

1112
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 4: thank you for ordering the poster. We ordered this, or

1113
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 4: I didn't order it. I as a child when a

1114
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 4: poster arrived and it was Mondale and who was his

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Speaker 4: running mate Ferrara, Geraldine Ferrara or Ferraro, not Ferrari, but

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Speaker 4: it was the like her as the Scales of Justice

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Speaker 4: liberty lady but a brast out. So it was just

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00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 4: like his running mate with an a exposed titty on

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Speaker 4: the poster.

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Speaker 1: Who made that poster?

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Speaker 3: And it was Jane naked boob I ever saw?

1122
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Speaker 1: Did your mom draw that poster? Perp's the work he loved?

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Speaker 3: Maybe that was it?

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00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: Oh man, that was it. It was her early poster

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Speaker 1: where I can't.

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Speaker 3: I hope that guy tripped. I hope he tripped.

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Speaker 1: Look how cute that dog?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I hope he tripped over his cute dog. That

1129
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 3: dog has one missing eye?

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Speaker 1: He does, you're still doing it. I'm going to go.

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Speaker 8: Oht My dog was so mad when I left. She

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Speaker 8: was not interested, and she wanted to come so badly.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 8: I took her out for a little break, you know,

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00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 8: just to see if she had to whee before you

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Speaker 8: arrived and she just went to the car and stood

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Speaker 8: by it. She knew I was leaving. It's like you're

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Speaker 8: taking me. We're going to the mall right, I'm going

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Speaker 8: to teen tours.

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 5: You can't handle the comedy that's gonna beat. It's going

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Speaker 5: to King Props.

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Speaker 8: Although the dog is a good a small all right,

1144
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 8: jokes aren't working. She does tricks comer makers.

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00:50:58,880 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

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00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,479
Speaker 4: But that pack mentality though, of those teens, and would

1147
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 4: just tear that part.

1148
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: She's an alpha. She'd lead them twelve.

1149
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 8: Pounds a dog at the front of a pack of

1150
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 8: teenagers just running down Melrose.

1151
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 4: Which is right here, speaking of taking a ride. Closing thoughts,

1152
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 4: closing statements. When is our tour where I know? I

1153
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 4: tell the people?

1154
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 3: Want to make sure you know that you know we know?

1155
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 8: Yes, fifteenth we were at a DNA's comedy lab in

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00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 8: Santa Cruz. These are all album release parties, all hosts

1157
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 8: for friends Chris Fairbanks and Jackie Kasia And what a tour.

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00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, that's kind of going to do

1159
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: it in a car too, in a real car.

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00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 8: We're driving up and then we got a little airbnb

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00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 8: in the North Bay to stay in the.

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00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: Whole darm time. We really cool, and then we stay in.

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00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 8: We go to San Francisco at the Verity Club on

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Speaker 8: the sixteenth me I think Italian for green in this instance,

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00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 8: a lot of Jerman romantic romance languages. On the seventy

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Speaker 8: for at the Griffo in Pedaloma. You can get tickets

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00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 8: at all those places, or at comedy at Caitlin Gilcomedy

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Speaker 8: dot com. Because I lost the rights to Caitlin Gill

1169
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 8: dot com. But that comedy cast. Oh, many of my

1170
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 8: lapsed payments became a website, and I keep getting these

1171
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 8: emails from the sharks that snapped it up that are like,

1172
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 8: if you want your web domain back, it's just five

1173
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 8: thousand dollars.

1174
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 1: I want you to die in a fire for same.

1175
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 3: Oh, that's like a scam.

1176
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: It is a scam. It is exactly a scam. But

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00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: comedy was not for me. It's a dumb scam.

1178
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 5: It's like it's not like they're they're finding like recent

1179
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 5: lottery winners, you know what I mean.

1180
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: No, they're doing it to comics.

1181
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 8: Yeah, start with my taxes first. We're backwards, you're not.

1182
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 8: You got to pick a more appropriate number. Hey, I

1183
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:59,280
Speaker 8: appreciate the belief that that scam artist has in my potential.

1184
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 8: I mean, I shared that belief, or it wouldn't still

1185
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:06,720
Speaker 8: be delusionarily living in Los Angeles. But someday you gotta believe.

1186
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 8: Man if I had five thousand dollars to.

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00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: Sneeze, but.

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00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 8: Now you have to do Caitlin gil dot ed Yeah,

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00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 8: I can't gil dot Comedy.

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00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: I guess I'll still take you there now it's Kaitlin

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00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: Gillcomedy dot com. All the tickets are there.

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00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 8: And then I keep going up to Eureka and Salem

1193
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,800
Speaker 8: and Portland and Seattle and a whole bunch of other places.

1194
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 8: I'm road tripping with my dad, which is gonna be ridiculous.

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00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 8: So Dad will be at the merch table and he

1196
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 8: won't let you walk by without fighting records.

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00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 1: To look out.

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00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, and when I come back, I'm road tripping with

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Speaker 3: my sister.

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00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Back up there, that's super fun. We're gonna have.

1201
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 3: Fun, family comedy, fun drive time.

1202
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 8: My dad's such a goofy fan, and we took this trip.

1203
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 8: I had shows in Portland and they came up. My

1204
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 8: dad and my stepmom and Kathy left a little early.

1205
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 8: Dad and I drove back together. We stay at a

1206
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 8: casino seven Feathers on the way down, and my dad's

1207
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 8: just so hooked. He's like planning roots, like, well, there's

1208
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 8: this casino and I've looked at pictures not there. Yeah,

1209
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 8: it's like if we're in the airbnb's and casinos. He's

1210
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 8: totally hooked. So, yes, we are taking this crazy West

1211
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 8: Coast trip together.

1212
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 4: Any one in this car or taking it? I know

1213
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 4: the answer. Taking a photo in front of that pink wall.

1214
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 4: There's just a pink wall the store that at the

1215
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 4: Paul Smith store and everyone there's a group of people

1216
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 4: waiting to take a photo in front of a wall

1217
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 4: that's simply painted pink, and it's.

1218
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,760
Speaker 1: Like it's instagram famous.

1219
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like on the probably they mentioned it on

1220
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 4: one of those double decker Star to our buses.

1221
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: Are you killing Eve fans? Yes, I'm not murdered.

1222
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 3: Oh it's the show.

1223
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's great.

1224
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 8: Someone asks Eve for a picture to put on their

1225
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 8: Instagram because she's dressed fabulously and her response is just picture.

1226
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: Perfect, like no in a life.

1227
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's impressive how instagrammable this particular strip is.

1228
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 1: Look at these teens. I know the audiences common.

1229
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 3: They seem like nice.

1230
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: Time time all right.

1231
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 8: Lest my final plea if a'll guest second, grab up

1232
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 8: a copy of Major.

1233
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,280
Speaker 1: It's available everywhere Major.

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00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 8: But for now I must step into the purgatory that

1235
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 8: is entertaining kids fourteen to seventeen.

1236
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:25,959
Speaker 3: It's going to be great.

1237
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 5: It sucks so bad, but thank you so much for

1239
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 5: being on this. That felt like the shortest ride of

1240
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 5: all time.

1241
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: I had a delightful time.

1242
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 3: I think it was good.

1243
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: Okay good, Yeah, it felt fast perfect.

1244
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 8: I should say, as a fan of the pod, you

1245
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 8: should know that inevitably your theme song makes me tear up.

1246
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,919
Speaker 1: Oh was it really? Every time? I'm a soft touch.

1247
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 8: I have to wear song lesses to concerts like humans

1248
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 8: collaborating to make music makes me cry. But it's rare

1249
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 8: that a recorded song I've heard many times and there's

1250
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 8: a short list really get me.

1251
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: But I have to listen.

1252
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 8: Beginning an end because it's always the end one. But

1253
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 8: so whoever else is out there listening that gets a

1254
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,359
Speaker 8: little misty eyed when they hear this theme song, you

1255
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 8: are not alone.

1256
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: It is one of my favorites. That's the ultimate compliment.

1257
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 3: That's good.

1258
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 8: I mean, the mouth worn, the sweet, it's just the best.

1259
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 5: We really didn't come together, and we came together on

1260
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 5: that one, one.

1261
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:21,240
Speaker 3: Of our first come togethers.

1262
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:26,320
Speaker 1: That's the best. Have a great it'll be strong set.

1263
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: You're in charge.

1264
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:31,359
Speaker 8: That's right, you're safe me what to do?

1265
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,280
Speaker 1: No, I'm a thirty eight year old woman. I'm strong.

1266
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:35,240
Speaker 3: You're a confident.

1267
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna I can wear a tuck tin shirt.

1268
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 1: It's totally fine. You're totally mind.

1269
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 3: I don't know. I went if I'm a school bully.

1270
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, thank you. Have a good night, you too.

1271
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 3: And I think now is a good time to remind people.

1272
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 3: Go to Apple Podcasts, give us a.

1273
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: Good review, rate review, and subscribe.

1274
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 4: And tell your friends, even if it's on the street,

1275
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 4: do grass roots go just go somewhere, write it down

1276
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 4: on a piece of paper, slide it over to a stranger.

1277
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: Please, you beg You'll tell.

1278
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 3: Your friends if that's more comfortable.

1279
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever it takes.

1280
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 4: And oh and our merch. Yeah, a lot of people

1281
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:15,879
Speaker 4: are like, where do you get the merch? You get

1282
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 4: it exactly right dot com.

1283
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 5: That's right on the exactly right website. There's a merch page.

1284
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 5: And I think it has merched from all the podcasts

1285
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 5: that are on exactly right, but most especially the Chris

1286
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 5: Fairbanks designed do you Need a Ride shirt, which I

1287
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 5: love and would wear.

1288
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd wear too.

1289
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 4: But then every time you wear one of your own

1290
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 4: shirts you get rassed by your friends.

1291
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, give your raspberries.

1292
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: You deserve it, because that means you're a dumb dick.

1293
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 3: It's just the first shirt my drawer. I do keep

1294
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 3: it in a drawer, This dumb.

1295
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: Dick you've been listening to? Do you need a ride?

1296
00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 7: D you?

1297
00:57:58,480 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 8: Why in?

1298
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: They are cock?

1299
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 8: Cock?

1300
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

1301
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 2: I you wanta way back home?

1302
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: Either way you.

1303
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 2: Want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim,

1304
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 2: and give us time and a terminol and gay.

1305
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: We want to send you off InStyle.

1306
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home.

1307
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

1308
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1309
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1310
00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need a ride?

1311
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 4: Do you ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you mean.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Cress

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Speaker 5: M hm