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<v Speaker 1>Of the law and Order franchises. SVU is considered especially watchable.

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<v Speaker 2>We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the

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<v Speaker 2>vicious felonies.

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<v Speaker 3>These episodes are based on. These are our stories.

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<v Speaker 1>Done Done, Welcome, Hello, that s Messed Up NSVU podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Kara Klank, I'm Liza Trigger And every week we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about an episode of SVU the true crime it's

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<v Speaker 1>based on, and we have a guest from the episode,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have a great guest like always as usual.

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<v Speaker 3>And it is for twenty before twenty babies. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to get taco bell. That's how I'm celebrating.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you should go to whatever you should worship

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<v Speaker 1>at whatever church you want.

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<v Speaker 3>In today's highest of Holy Days.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting a on shrap and a cheesy gourdida and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to smoke a blunt.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope someone will roll a blunt for me today.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure you can get someone to do that. It

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<v Speaker 3>is weird. Have you ever watched someone roll a blunt

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<v Speaker 3>or a joint. It's like a surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like it takes a really long time and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like very meticulous.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>What messes me up is like they have to slobber. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the sick part.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The guys in college used to like put the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing in their mouth afterwards to like seal it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then I would just like meet a stranger

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<v Speaker 2>and smoke their shit.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's why it's not COVID friendly. Blunts are not COVID friendly.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta say no.

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<v Speaker 2>Most drug use, I don't think is because even the

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<v Speaker 2>ones that like, you could do Molly, but you'll want

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<v Speaker 2>to touch someone you're not. It's not going to keep

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<v Speaker 2>distanced on Mollie. No, absolutely not. We also, okay, we

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<v Speaker 2>have to start off with an issue. Karen and I've

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<v Speaker 2>been having so and actually this issue my friends are also.

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<v Speaker 3>Not on my side. Okay, yeah, I know what this is.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm sick of silverware dividers. I don't need them separated.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why they need to be organized. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like it. It stresses me out. So I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>my silverware loose.

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<v Speaker 1>In a drawer, and I think that is insane. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand why when you're looking for a spoon, you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't want to just open a drawer and go here

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<v Speaker 1>where all the spoons are, grab a spoon and move

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<v Speaker 1>on with your life. You're like, I'd rather do a

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<v Speaker 1>treasure hunt and find the spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not that many things. There's only two. There's a knife, fork, spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like I have big spoons and small spoons.

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<v Speaker 2>I have big forks and little forks. Yeah, so that's

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<v Speaker 2>why I use a divider.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, it's like there's little crummies and things getting in

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<v Speaker 1>that drawer, a little dust particles. I just feel like

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<v Speaker 1>the divider keeps everything like cleaner.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I bought one of those like papers that are

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<v Speaker 2>pretty the grandparents like, yeah, like shelf paper.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's a step, But I just think that

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<v Speaker 1>a two dollars divider is what you need.

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't. I just can't believe this is the

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<v Speaker 3>hill you're dying. I'm not gonna die.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, our friend made me buy like one container that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm keeping. I'm gonna buy two steps. I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>throw them all in one container and see how I feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, they're loose in the drawer and I have

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<v Speaker 2>no complaints.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to hear from the listeners silverware dividers

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<v Speaker 1>or just full on jungle of silverware.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me how you organize your drawer.

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<v Speaker 2>I know most people do it, but I wonder if

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<v Speaker 2>they might join my loose games or not, if maybe

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<v Speaker 2>they're sick of the dividers too. I also reveal to

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<v Speaker 2>everyone I haven't washed produce and forever I don't want to,

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<v Speaker 2>but that seems appalling to the group.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm just like, what's the worst that can happen?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, probably.

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<v Speaker 2>Salmonella or blueberry doesn't have sell. I have to wash

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<v Speaker 2>a blueberry. I'm popping it in my mouth. I'm like done,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just done with all these fucking rules.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is because the dirtier you are, the less

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<v Speaker 2>susceptible you are to shit, because your body is used

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<v Speaker 2>to being dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>If this podcast was going to get a restaurant grade,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we'd be getting a C. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>in the window storefront of our podcast would be.

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<v Speaker 3>A sea rating. So I'm just like no, because you

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<v Speaker 3>bring it way up. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'm not even crazy about like harsh washing produce

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>I rinse. I rinse. I'm not like super psycho about it,

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<v Speaker 3>but I do rinse. Yeah, I mean I wiped it

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<v Speaker 3>down when COVID first started. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, if I'm alone in my house and I know

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to pee a few more times, I might

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<v Speaker 2>not wash my hands. Like if you pee in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the night, are you washing your hands?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Not if I p in the middle of the night, yeah, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm literally sleepwalking to the bathroom and I'm pregnant,

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<v Speaker 1>so I am peeing multiple times.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have time for the hurt. I'll come over.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll I just high five to you before the show started.

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<v Speaker 3>So here we are now.

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<v Speaker 2>If I know, I'll wash my hands when I am

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<v Speaker 2>seeing people, I also have a desperate I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know if this is another desperate it is desperate.

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<v Speaker 3>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been watching Inked YouTube the channel, so it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a tattoo magazine and they like well in her it's

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<v Speaker 2>like talking head style with tattoo artists and they talk

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<v Speaker 2>about different topics. And one of my favorite characters from

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<v Speaker 2>ink Masters Kelly. I don't know if it's Dottie or Dodie,

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<v Speaker 2>but Kelly. She does a new school. She lives in Salem.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you say characters, you mean a full real

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<v Speaker 1>life person. Okay, Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she's a real person, Kelly, and she has Law

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<v Speaker 2>and Order tattooed on her body.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>She talks about how she loves true crime and true

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<v Speaker 2>crime podcasts, and so I just in case she's listening,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say, Kelly, I watched you on ink Masters,

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<v Speaker 2>and please hit us up.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're friends with Kelly from mak Masters, please tell

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<v Speaker 1>her that Lisa is a fan of her character and

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<v Speaker 1>would like to talk to her about life.

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<v Speaker 2>But the reason her her season was the best was

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<v Speaker 2>there was like a few chicks and like, first, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so this was the in where each Master Tattoo guy

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<v Speaker 2>judge had their own team and it was like the

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<v Speaker 2>teams versus times and so the teams were split. But

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<v Speaker 2>then Kelly went to one of the girls and one

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<v Speaker 2>of the challenges and was like, fuck these teams, let's

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<v Speaker 2>just have each other's backs. And the rest of the

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<v Speaker 2>girls were like fuck yeah. And this drove the men insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she turned it into a battle of the sexit

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<v Speaker 1>but not even about she was just like, let's have

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<v Speaker 1>each other's back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And the men tried.

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<v Speaker 2>So hard to fuck them up, but they were so

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<v Speaker 2>superior in every way that the men kept going crazier

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<v Speaker 2>and crazier and having meetings being like, we got to

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<v Speaker 2>get these bitches. We'll get them and they're gonna go crazy,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like you're going crazy, and like they would

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<v Speaker 2>try to give them the hardest assignments and like just

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<v Speaker 2>screw up their game, and no matter what they threw

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<v Speaker 2>at these girls, they just were able to keep winning

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<v Speaker 2>because they were just so good.

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<v Speaker 3>And Kelly and Ryan were in the top.

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<v Speaker 2>So two out of the three top people were the

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<v Speaker 2>girls while the guys just.

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<v Speaker 3>Got picked off.

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<v Speaker 2>And then but then the end was a live finale

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<v Speaker 2>and it starts with Dave Navarro in hooks through his

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<v Speaker 2>back swinging and it's like that deserves a warning.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait what what.

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<v Speaker 2>Like people like suspension stuff, but through his actual skin. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so like he had hooks in his skin, like throughout

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<v Speaker 2>his body and he was swinging over the audience.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I can't talk about this anymore. Yea, that's horrific.

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<v Speaker 3>This is making me scared, Like I was insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, skin stuff is like so scary for me, that's

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<v Speaker 1>really what.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we have a friend that I found out

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<v Speaker 2>was watching ink Masters, so I told them when the

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<v Speaker 2>season is the best season. But not only that, there

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<v Speaker 2>will be a moment where Dave Navarro acts insane and

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<v Speaker 2>you please text me. And so they texted me, and

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<v Speaker 2>in the background of the live video, it was their

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend shrieking, like, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, why.

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<v Speaker 5>Liza, If you think you need ink Master to have

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<v Speaker 5>a warning, I think that's messed up.

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<v Speaker 3>Needs a warning just for the listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, we put a trigger warning on this fucking

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<v Speaker 1>skin swing.

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<v Speaker 2>This is okay, this actually needs a double warning. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm obsessed with these porn stars. Are a lesbian married couple.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're not gonna like this. But she did a

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<v Speaker 2>knee suspension, like blowbang.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that is that what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>She was suspended through her skin knees? No, no, no, no, Lisa, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta move on. I can't do this anymore. We

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<v Speaker 1>can't talk about it anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, let's move on to your child. Well

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<v Speaker 3>let's allow my toddler to paltte cleanse this conversation. No.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I'm in a really great place with Rosie right now.

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<v Speaker 2>She's obsessed with me and I do nothing. She's talked

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<v Speaker 2>about you again this morning. I go we're going on vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, and Lisa's coming.

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<v Speaker 3>To She's obsessed with Lisa right now. And I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what to do. But I didn't. I didn't facilitate this.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's because you gave her the Daniel Tiger

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<v Speaker 1>stuffed animal for her birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's it. Because you said that. You put her

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<v Speaker 2>in a car seat, and she's like, where's Lisa. She

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<v Speaker 2>got in her car seat.

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<v Speaker 1>She was soset and she goes, I want Lisa, And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, Lisa's gonna make you wear a car

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<v Speaker 1>seat too, Well, maybe not, I don't know. She's not

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<v Speaker 1>washing her hands, no, and her.

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<v Speaker 2>Voice is so cute and high, but she's talking so much. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just can't wait for our never stops.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're going to Palm Springs today, a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>us with our vaccinated pod, and we're really excited to

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<v Speaker 1>get going. I mean, by the time this airs, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back.

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<v Speaker 3>But we'll tell you, we'll regale you with tails of

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<v Speaker 3>r It's weird. You guys are a little behind.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, when you're listening to now, as you're listening

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<v Speaker 2>to this, I will be eating taco bell.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true. So we'll be back from Palm Springs and

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<v Speaker 3>I will be celebrated.

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<v Speaker 1>So as you're listening, just imagine the he's a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>biting into a crunchy.

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<v Speaker 2>If you are celebrating for twenty, tag us yeah or yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Just tag us in your photos of you like hi,

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<v Speaker 3>watching us vide yes, send us your weed.

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<v Speaker 2>And also I really love when you guys tag us

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<v Speaker 2>in babies, dogs, cats watching the show.

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<v Speaker 1>The pets are loving the show. They are big fans.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to start great. So yeah, so we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>hop into today's episode, but it's you'll notice it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of a chiller episode today. We didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to harsh your mellow on four twenty, so it's not

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<v Speaker 1>quite as uh, it's not quite as get ready to

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<v Speaker 1>get sad as it usually is.

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<v Speaker 2>But I did bring up the hooks, so that might

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<v Speaker 2>be more Yes setting you did get some trauma.

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<v Speaker 1>We provided you with a little bit of trauma. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I have one more shout out. I just want

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<v Speaker 2>to say, moving here, I've been so grateful to Karen,

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<v Speaker 2>all of our friends, and I feel so often in

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<v Speaker 2>our lives it's like, go find a romantic partner. But

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<v Speaker 2>you should all invest in great friendships because it was

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<v Speaker 2>so nice. I'm like, people brought me things, everyone wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to see my place.

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<v Speaker 3>I got picked up from the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just like everyone was with you know, a

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<v Speaker 2>friend gave me a nightstand. It's just been so nice

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<v Speaker 2>to have great friends.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got a good villain. I have a good village. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, everybody smokeable, and let's watch this episode.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>This is season eight, episode nine, choreographed, and it starts

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<v Speaker 2>off with like very sensual licking and kissing of a

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<v Speaker 2>young couple about to have sex in a park. I

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<v Speaker 2>would say, and but she like the girls like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's my first time. I wanted to be special, not

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<v Speaker 2>at Central Park. And I did lose my virginity on

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<v Speaker 2>a grass seafield. So I guess this girl needs to

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<v Speaker 2>lower her standards.

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<v Speaker 1>Central Park after dark is that's not where you want

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<v Speaker 1>it to happen. Nobody go to Central Park after I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were going to say the opposite, Like Central

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<v Speaker 1>Park is such a cool park where it's like, if

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to lose your virginity outside, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel I you can't even talk right now. So

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<v Speaker 1>they're around and then a dog interrupts their sexy time barking.

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<v Speaker 2>But the dog is not evil at all. The dog

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<v Speaker 2>just needs help. So they grab the leash and follow

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<v Speaker 2>the dog, and the girl says he's really wound up,

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<v Speaker 2>and the guy goes, I know how he feels, so

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<v Speaker 2>boner joke immediately, which I love, and the dog leads

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<v Speaker 2>them aggressively and they see a man in a trench

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<v Speaker 2>coat limping away, and then sadly there is a blonde woman.

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<v Speaker 3>Her shirt is ripped open.

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<v Speaker 2>She's on the ground, and the teen kneels down and

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<v Speaker 2>asks if she was raped, and she nods yes, but

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<v Speaker 2>she's hyperventilating. She can't breathe, but she indicates that she

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<v Speaker 2>had been raped. So we're on the scene. Stabler's there,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone's there, and fun fact that this teen is actually

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<v Speaker 2>an actress from Orange is The New Black season six.

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<v Speaker 2>She played one of Carol's girls who reported to Madison

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<v Speaker 2>that blonde one from Boston.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I did not remember her at all from that,

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<v Speaker 1>but okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's just very like beautiful. I just remember her.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yep, I know exactly what you're talking about. The

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<v Speaker 1>very beautiful girl. Yes, we're like, girl, don't be in prison.

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<v Speaker 1>But I auditioned for the Madison part in Oranges mean one, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so, But I can't play a racist because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so Jewish looking.

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<v Speaker 3>I do. That's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>They could figure it out away away to make you look.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you have like a very specific Jewish features.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like my noses.

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<v Speaker 2>But I got a lot of Oranges and New Black

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<v Speaker 2>Nazi auditions and I was like, I just don't think

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<v Speaker 2>I can pull this off.

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't.

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<v Speaker 2>And this girl did a great job. But anyways, we're

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<v Speaker 2>back Stabler's talking to the teens and then we have

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<v Speaker 2>CSU Captain Judith ciper Is on the scene and she's

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<v Speaker 2>one of our listeners aunts so shout out that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're definitely hoping to talk to her one day.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like very very classic CSU and she's got I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean, so does Melinda.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they both are just sassy and I really and

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<v Speaker 2>yeah that she finds a coffee shop receipt, a coffee

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<v Speaker 2>cup and a debit card near the body, and from

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<v Speaker 2>the debit card we find out the name of the

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<v Speaker 2>victim and it is Danielle Masoner and Melinda is also

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<v Speaker 2>on the scene, so there's so many scientists and it's

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<v Speaker 2>confusing because the teen said she was grasping for air,

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<v Speaker 2>but Melinda sees no signs of strangulation or bruising on

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<v Speaker 2>her neck and first glance there's no fluids, but there

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<v Speaker 2>are other scrapes on her body, so we'll see what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Melinda's guest is she had a coronary from a stranger

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<v Speaker 2>attacking her while she was walking her dog, and Maloney

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<v Speaker 2>says literally scared to death.

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<v Speaker 1>Credits Doo doo do do do?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, can there be enough videos that people send us

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<v Speaker 2>of people dancing to the theme song?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't know what we should do a challenge like, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>we should come up with a dance? Yeah. Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>So when we are back from the credits, we're in

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<v Speaker 2>a wild predictable We're basically zoomed in on a giant

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<v Speaker 2>photo of a naked woman and a child's pose type

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<v Speaker 2>vibe and a man with gray hair is talking about

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<v Speaker 2>the victim who is a model and she's modeled since

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<v Speaker 2>she was a child, And who is this gray haired man.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Wesley, her husband, and he has a hoop

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<v Speaker 2>earring and a mustache, so you know, he's a bad

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<v Speaker 2>boy who's just aged a little bit. It's a very

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful space for New York, very sunlit. We learned the

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<v Speaker 2>husband as an artistic director and choreographer and owns a

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<v Speaker 2>dance studio coast owns a dance studio called Radialis radialis?

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Who on a Saturday night is like, oh, we got

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<v Speaker 2>to go to radialis we got to check out the

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<v Speaker 2>new show at radialis This is? They did not have

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<v Speaker 2>a good marketing department. I'll tell you that much.

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<v Speaker 3>That was it? Just okay, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, Stabler is talking about the victim with

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<v Speaker 2>the husband and calls her Danny, and Wesley gets pissed

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<v Speaker 2>and goes, no, only I call her Danny, you call

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<v Speaker 2>her Danielle. So that's like maybe a clue, maybe not, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's what's that about?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's just a reference to Danny Beck. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>of course, but we don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, basically, this is the first episode without Danny Beck, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Like Danny's gone, Yeah, so it's obviously Danny. He can't

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<v Speaker 2>get Danny out of his mind. That kiss stayed in him.

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<v Speaker 2>So then Bob Saggett walks in as Glenn Shields and

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<v Speaker 2>Catherine Bell from Jag from Jimmy Shields. Never seen an

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<v Speaker 2>episode of Jag, but I know that's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I have never seen a minute of JAG, but I

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<v Speaker 1>know this woman's face from.

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<v Speaker 3>Like JAG commercials. I don't even know what Jack is about.

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<v Speaker 2>I think naval. I think it was like top Gun

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<v Speaker 2>for television or so. But I know that poster so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking well. It was on the air for a decade.

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<v Speaker 2>Not seen one episode. Maybe we should JAG podcast coming

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<v Speaker 2>up next. But Catherine Bell, who is beautiful, and I

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<v Speaker 2>think people will come for me for this. She's obviously gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 2>but we learned she's a dancer at the studio. Girl,

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen black Swan. You're too old to dance? What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on here? Like, obviously, follow your dreams, do what

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<v Speaker 2>you want to do. But we cannot pretend this woman

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<v Speaker 2>is in a dance company.

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<v Speaker 6>Well yeah, I think that that like just realistically, in

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<v Speaker 6>a modern dance company in New York City, you're not

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<v Speaker 6>going to be in your mid to late thirties and

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<v Speaker 6>be a principal like lead dancer, Like that's probably not

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<v Speaker 6>gonna happen that often.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, this has plagued me for a decade.

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<v Speaker 2>I've wanted to like scream this from the rooftops, and

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<v Speaker 2>thank god I have a platform now because this is shocking.

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<v Speaker 1>This is that your notes say, if we're going by

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<v Speaker 1>black Swan rules, like there are black Swan rules.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where I know most dance dance.

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<v Speaker 1>And we see this as two people that are too

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<v Speaker 1>old to be principal dancers in a company. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>like old shaming anyone, Like I think both of us

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<v Speaker 1>are too old to be principal dancers in a dance company.

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<v Speaker 2>Also untalented. I don't think we could even if we

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<v Speaker 2>were young. I don't think we'd be getting the dance.

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<v Speaker 3>From Excuse me, I danced, did you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I wasn't principal dance company, but I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>dancer for a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I'm tone deaf unfortunately, so that's just not something

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<v Speaker 2>that I have going for me. So they're the artists,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, that's the artistic group. We have a model,

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<v Speaker 2>the dancer, choreographer, and then Bob's like, I'm a computer

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<v Speaker 2>nerd and that's exactly how he sounds.

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<v Speaker 3>So we learned that he's a nerd.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're back at the Emmy's office and Melinda is

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<v Speaker 2>just like, I don't know what happened to her. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no coronary issues. The tok screen is clean, the rape

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<v Speaker 2>kit is clean. The only thing in her stomach was coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>And they make a joke because she's a model. Of

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<v Speaker 2>course there's only coffee. They talk about Danny beck leaving

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<v Speaker 2>and now he's alone, and he's like, no one wants

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<v Speaker 2>to work with me. Everyone hates me. Benson left, Danny left,

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<v Speaker 2>What am I going to do? And it's like, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>go to the therapy the station has been begging you

0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:14.840
<v Speaker 2>to go to. Maybe maybe that will help keep a

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<v Speaker 2>partner around.

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<v Speaker 3>Just spitballing ideas here ill.

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<v Speaker 2>So we go to the coffee shop and we're one

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<v Speaker 2>of the baristas or manager is showing us footage and

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<v Speaker 2>she always comes alone, but she's really nice to this

0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:33.800
<v Speaker 2>guy who's dealing with homelessness, and she always she buys

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<v Speaker 2>him coffee and she's just very kind to him. So

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<v Speaker 2>we're at the precinct and Maloney is watching the video

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<v Speaker 2>over and over and over again, one of my favorite things,

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<v Speaker 2>because he wants to memorize the face of this man

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<v Speaker 2>so we can go stalk the local encampment and bother

0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:55.720
<v Speaker 2>homeless people until he finds this man. And Craigan makes

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<v Speaker 2>a joke about no one likes you again, so that's amazing,

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<v Speaker 2>Like everyone's like nobody wants to work with you. And

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<v Speaker 2>you know, this is when Olivia was doing her FBI

0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:07.960
<v Speaker 2>stint aka I think having a child.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is when she was having August. Yeah, the cutest.

0:20:11.760 --> 0:20:13.800
<v Speaker 2>I feel like proud that my birthday is in August

0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:15.400
<v Speaker 2>because her son's name is August.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it gave me a new sense of pride.

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<v Speaker 2>So Stabler looks off in the distance for about seven seconds,

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<v Speaker 2>just thinking about Olivia and how much.

0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:23.400
<v Speaker 3>He misses her.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Stabler is in the middle of the night bothering

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<v Speaker 2>people that are living on the street, like picking up

0:20:29.040 --> 0:20:32.080
<v Speaker 2>people's hats, flashing lights into their eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the craziest police work that I've seen.

0:20:35.359 --> 0:20:37.920
<v Speaker 2>But he does finally spot the guy that he memorized

0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:41.520
<v Speaker 2>from the video, and in his pocket is a photo

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<v Speaker 2>of Danielle from a magazine and he starts running. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a night fight and Stabler starts beating the shit out

0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:51.000
<v Speaker 2>of this man at a very like sexual part of

0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:52.760
<v Speaker 2>Central Park. I would say, but I think I have

0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:54.560
<v Speaker 2>different views of Central Park than Kara.

0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:57.360
<v Speaker 3>But you see a bridge. I love Central Park during

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<v Speaker 3>the day, it's gorgeous. But at night do I want

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<v Speaker 3>to lose my virginity there? I don't think so. Yeah, well, yeah,

0:21:03.960 --> 0:21:06.359
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure, Lisa. I'm sure the field where you lost

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<v Speaker 3>your virginity was much safer, wasn't it at college? It

0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:13.480
<v Speaker 3>wasn't a college. Yeah, that's a campus. It's different.

0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, because we know campuses are STI campuses are safe.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody is weird or doing anything sketchy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So basically we find out that this man as

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<v Speaker 2>Broker's phasia, which is a cognitive disorder caused by a stroke,

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<v Speaker 2>and he can't speak. So the doctor's like, great, you

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<v Speaker 2>punched a man who couldn't speak, and they make fun

0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:39.920
<v Speaker 2>of Stabler. This is just a big roast of Stabler,

0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Like you just beat the shit out of a man

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<v Speaker 2>living on the street who has a disease who can't speak.

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<v Speaker 2>We go bro and this man was an attorney who

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<v Speaker 2>lost his job, lost his insurance, and ended up on

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<v Speaker 2>the streets. So this is just a nice you know,

0:21:52.680 --> 0:21:55.840
<v Speaker 2>beginning of the episode lesson of how people are dealing

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<v Speaker 2>with homelessness and that people come from all walks of

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<v Speaker 2>life that end up in these positions into ROAs Street.

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<v Speaker 3>So and the guy, this homeless guy fucking hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, he has light eyes, salt and pepper hair, and

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<v Speaker 2>he looks good.

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<v Speaker 3>So I hope he, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Gets to deal with his broker's phasia and learns to

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<v Speaker 2>speak again. I don't know if that's possible. And then

0:22:17.760 --> 0:22:20.199
<v Speaker 2>he's trying to communicate with this guy and then in

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<v Speaker 2>walks Olivia Benson and I've seen this episode a dozen times.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say I still shrieked, like I was still

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<v Speaker 2>like surprised.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I was so happy that she walked in and she

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<v Speaker 2>came to help communicate.

0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:36.720
<v Speaker 3>She goes and she's like, did she have hair like mine?

0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:39.359
<v Speaker 2>And so she's communicating in her hair now is one

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<v Speaker 2>of my favorites, like ponytail in the back, swoop bang

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<v Speaker 2>in the front, some extra pieces, so it's you know,

0:22:45.400 --> 0:22:48.119
<v Speaker 2>it's like sexual but business. You can run after a

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<v Speaker 2>perp with Lank in the way.

0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:52.760
<v Speaker 1>There's just like immediate sexual tension in the air between

0:22:52.800 --> 0:22:55.639
<v Speaker 1>her and Stabler immediate, Like I'm not even one of

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<v Speaker 1>the I mean, I'm definitely one of these people that

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<v Speaker 1>always kind of was like, will they won't they, can

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<v Speaker 1>they kiss?

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not like a huge like I don't write fanfic

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<v Speaker 1>about them, but like you cannot deny it.

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<v Speaker 3>The minute she walks in. It's like the air is electric.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was reading our emails yesterday and someone talked

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<v Speaker 2>about one of their favorite episodes being from season one

0:23:15.440 --> 0:23:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Closure and I hadn't seen it in a while, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I don't even remember this one.

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<v Speaker 2>So I watched it and fucking Cassidy and Benson are

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<v Speaker 2>in bed together like kissing, and I totally forgot about that,

0:23:27.040 --> 0:23:29.560
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oooh, I don't know, I.

0:23:29.520 --> 0:23:32.520
<v Speaker 3>Just it was exciting. They kind of stopped doing that afterwards.

0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:35.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and she also had like an amazing hot pink

0:23:35.280 --> 0:23:39.800
<v Speaker 2>shirt in that episode, but it was yeah, she had

0:23:39.840 --> 0:23:42.280
<v Speaker 2>to like let him go because he was so into Olivia,

0:23:42.359 --> 0:23:46.080
<v Speaker 2>but of course and then yeah, whatever, and they both

0:23:46.119 --> 0:23:47.720
<v Speaker 2>said the sex was great, which is great to know

0:23:47.840 --> 0:23:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Cassidy and Benson.

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<v Speaker 3>How am I acting like I didn't know they used

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<v Speaker 3>to hook up?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like they also had multiple storylines in the future

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<v Speaker 2>of them hooking.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I knew they used to hook up, but

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<v Speaker 1>I never I don't remember them actually being snuggling in bed.

0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:02.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah I remember that. Yeah, he's like shirtless.

0:24:02.080 --> 0:24:03.520
<v Speaker 2>And then when they pan away, he is in a

0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:05.960
<v Speaker 2>twin bed and I'm like, uh, they need have gotten

0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:06.680
<v Speaker 2>a bigger.

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<v Speaker 3>Bed, right head bag.

0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:12.280
<v Speaker 2>It was like a very tiny bed, I think for queen.

0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:16.160
<v Speaker 2>So they're playing a lot of dictionary games, grabbing things,

0:24:16.240 --> 0:24:19.960
<v Speaker 2>hitting stuff, trying to communicate with this guy, and they

0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:23.640
<v Speaker 2>figure out that there was a guy in an arm

0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:26.920
<v Speaker 2>sling that met her in the coffee shop. So now

0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:29.639
<v Speaker 2>we understand maybe this is the limping man from the

0:24:29.680 --> 0:24:32.399
<v Speaker 2>beginning of the episode. So Stabler and Benson do a

0:24:32.400 --> 0:24:36.280
<v Speaker 2>steak out at the coffee shop, and then once they

0:24:36.440 --> 0:24:38.760
<v Speaker 2>id the guy in the coffee shop, they cut to

0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.200
<v Speaker 2>a scene of Stabler just shoving him into a wall

0:24:41.680 --> 0:24:44.160
<v Speaker 2>in interrogation, which is amazing.

0:24:44.280 --> 0:24:46.520
<v Speaker 3>I just love how quickly there's a shoving.

0:24:46.440 --> 0:24:49.800
<v Speaker 1>But also police brutality, like the man's already injured and

0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:52.440
<v Speaker 1>can't hurt anybody, Why are you shoving him?

0:24:54.320 --> 0:24:55.080
<v Speaker 3>It is crazy.

0:24:55.119 --> 0:24:58.159
<v Speaker 2>I've spent my whole life loving Stabler and then with

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<v Speaker 2>this show, more and more, I'm like.

0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:02.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh, he has many issues.

0:25:02.560 --> 0:25:05.480
<v Speaker 1>He has issues, for sure, he has a flawed hero

0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:06.200
<v Speaker 1>for sure.

0:25:06.400 --> 0:25:08.879
<v Speaker 2>But how for twenty years have I fully ignored it?

0:25:08.920 --> 0:25:13.720
<v Speaker 2>And then only now I'm like, wow, okay, this is

0:25:14.400 --> 0:25:16.960
<v Speaker 2>why his wife wanted to leave him. So they find

0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:20.680
<v Speaker 2>out this one armed man is uh. They're all friends

0:25:20.840 --> 0:25:23.359
<v Speaker 2>and basically the guy's husband left him and he lost

0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:25.720
<v Speaker 2>his house and Danielle helped him out and got him

0:25:25.720 --> 0:25:28.639
<v Speaker 2>back on his feet. So they know that, and so

0:25:29.359 --> 0:25:32.800
<v Speaker 2>he explains how Danielle and him were out for a

0:25:32.840 --> 0:25:36.800
<v Speaker 2>walk and then she started seizureing and he tried to

0:25:36.840 --> 0:25:38.639
<v Speaker 2>help but didn't know what to do, and since he

0:25:38.720 --> 0:25:41.240
<v Speaker 2>saw the young teens coming, he ran off.

0:25:41.800 --> 0:25:43.240
<v Speaker 3>And Stabler's pissed.

0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:46.720
<v Speaker 2>He's like, you left your friend to die or seizure

0:25:47.200 --> 0:25:49.520
<v Speaker 2>because you had some drugs in your system? What the

0:25:49.560 --> 0:25:52.680
<v Speaker 2>fuck is wrong with you? And I agree with Stabler here.

0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:54.639
<v Speaker 3>I know we just talked about how he has problems,

0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:55.800
<v Speaker 3>but I don't care.

0:25:55.840 --> 0:25:57.879
<v Speaker 2>If I was high on meth, if something happened to

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<v Speaker 2>my friend, I think I would take.

0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:03.160
<v Speaker 3>The meth charge and not leave my seizureing friend.

0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:03.720
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I hope it sounds like, from what we learn later

0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:08.240
<v Speaker 1>about him, that he's kind of like a coke head.

0:26:08.240 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, I don't think that they're really going

0:26:09.640 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 1>to take you in right now and like blood test

0:26:11.640 --> 0:26:13.639
<v Speaker 1>you for fucking coke, you know what I mean, like

0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:16.320
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of you being It's just this, it's

0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:19.000
<v Speaker 1>just it's very the show. It's kind of crazy that

0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:20.439
<v Speaker 1>he would run away like that, but go on.

0:26:21.200 --> 0:26:25.280
<v Speaker 2>So we find out then that Wesley threw him down

0:26:25.280 --> 0:26:28.439
<v Speaker 2>the stairs and that's how he injured his arm because

0:26:28.480 --> 0:26:33.400
<v Speaker 2>he accused Wesley of cheating on Danielle and the slink

0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:36.840
<v Speaker 2>I caught Wesley having phone sex and talking about how

0:26:36.840 --> 0:26:39.560
<v Speaker 2>he's going to be a free man soon, and Wesley

0:26:39.640 --> 0:26:44.000
<v Speaker 2>threatened to kill this one slinged man if he said

0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:45.080
<v Speaker 2>a word to Danielle.

0:26:46.160 --> 0:26:48.680
<v Speaker 3>And so now we're at Rady allis Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like a like a radiator company doing.

0:26:52.720 --> 0:26:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it sounds like a pompous name for a like

0:26:56.000 --> 0:26:57.359
<v Speaker 1>a dance company.

0:26:57.080 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 3>You know.

0:26:57.640 --> 0:27:00.960
<v Speaker 2>And we right away see a super butcher stage manager.

0:27:01.080 --> 0:27:03.119
<v Speaker 3>She means business and we will see her again.

0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:06.360
<v Speaker 2>And then we see Wesley classic just like yelling at

0:27:06.359 --> 0:27:07.440
<v Speaker 2>his dancers.

0:27:07.200 --> 0:27:08.560
<v Speaker 3>You're shit, you're terrible.

0:27:08.680 --> 0:27:11.240
<v Speaker 2>Go back to Baltimore, where nobody cares if you're two

0:27:11.320 --> 0:27:13.160
<v Speaker 2>counts off or twenty pounds overweight.

0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:15.679
<v Speaker 1>But also they're not even doing choreography, Like when we

0:27:15.760 --> 0:27:17.679
<v Speaker 1>get on them, they're all just like kind of jerking.

0:27:17.720 --> 0:27:19.719
<v Speaker 1>And I know modern dance is like different than like

0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:23.000
<v Speaker 1>obviously like whatever you see dancing behind j Lo, but

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:25.440
<v Speaker 1>like they're just sort of like all kind of sitting

0:27:25.480 --> 0:27:28.440
<v Speaker 1>there like jerking their bodies around, and He's like, you're offbeat.

0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:29.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, isn't that the point?

0:27:30.080 --> 0:27:32.639
<v Speaker 1>Like they look insane, like no one is dancing together,

0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:34.520
<v Speaker 1>no one's doing the same moves, like no.

0:27:34.640 --> 0:27:38.680
<v Speaker 2>And I'm also against negative reinforcement. I think positive reinforcement

0:27:38.720 --> 0:27:39.600
<v Speaker 2>helps people more.

0:27:39.720 --> 0:27:42.879
<v Speaker 3>You don't. I don't think you can scream people into success.

0:27:43.119 --> 0:27:44.240
<v Speaker 3>I just don't.

0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:48.879
<v Speaker 2>I just disagree with that type of the whiplash style.

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:52.040
<v Speaker 1>It needs to be like Wanda loving your head jerks,

0:27:52.080 --> 0:27:53.960
<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna need you to do it a little.

0:27:53.680 --> 0:27:56.560
<v Speaker 3>Bit slower, like everybody, you're selling yourself.

0:27:56.600 --> 0:27:58.879
<v Speaker 2>Sure you know you can kill these moves, you know,

0:27:59.040 --> 0:28:01.040
<v Speaker 2>like that's better than your shit.

0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:01.920
<v Speaker 3>You're terrible.

0:28:02.080 --> 0:28:06.440
<v Speaker 1>I just I very establishing Wesley's character.

0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:10.720
<v Speaker 2>Correct, and he commits the number one mistake. He's not

0:28:10.800 --> 0:28:12.840
<v Speaker 2>being helpful and finding out what happened.

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:13.240
<v Speaker 3>To your wife.

0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 2>If your spouse has been murdered, you drop everything and

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:21.200
<v Speaker 2>you help the cops with whatever they need, being annoyed

0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 2>that the cops are trying to find out what happened

0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:23.840
<v Speaker 2>to your dead wife.

0:28:23.920 --> 0:28:24.639
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck like?

0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:28.760
<v Speaker 2>So he commits the number one sin, and then we

0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:35.120
<v Speaker 2>get Bernadette Peters tight curls, a feisty attitude, and she's

0:28:35.160 --> 0:28:38.160
<v Speaker 2>getting her motherfucking client out of here. Okay, she's taking

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:40.720
<v Speaker 2>her client home because you don't have any evidence.

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:42.920
<v Speaker 3>She is just so cool.

0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:45.920
<v Speaker 2>I wish I knew her more from other things except

0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:46.840
<v Speaker 2>just the Cinderella.

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh do you haven't you seen the original Annie?

0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:50.160
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:28:50.760 --> 0:28:52.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh, she's in the original Annie. I used to.

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:55.680
<v Speaker 1>I saw her in this movie Cadillac Man with Robin Williams. Like.

0:28:55.920 --> 0:29:00.440
<v Speaker 1>I've just been watching her like forever and she Oh,

0:29:00.600 --> 0:29:02.600
<v Speaker 1>she's only in this one episode. I thought she was

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:05.480
<v Speaker 1>in many. I did too, that's crazy. Well, she's playing

0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Stella dan Quist.

0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:09.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, oh Stella. Oh it's her friend's baby's name. I

0:29:09.960 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 3>makes her okay, shout out to Stella.

0:29:14.440 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So they go to the Cheeles residence to like

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:21.520
<v Speaker 2>talk things over, figure shit out, since they can't talk

0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:24.920
<v Speaker 2>to Wesley because Bernadette Peters is a great defense attorney.

0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:28.920
<v Speaker 2>So Bob Saget he has my favorite SVU accessory, a

0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:33.640
<v Speaker 2>paper grocery bag, no handles, no handles, and the couple

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:36.040
<v Speaker 2>is running up the stairs to their home and he

0:29:36.200 --> 0:29:39.560
<v Speaker 2>enters the home with like he waves his wallet to

0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:42.720
<v Speaker 2>some pad and it's a keyless entry, and basically he

0:29:42.760 --> 0:29:45.080
<v Speaker 2>explains there's a chip and he doesn't need a key

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:48.080
<v Speaker 2>and it's just easier that way, and they split up

0:29:48.120 --> 0:29:50.640
<v Speaker 2>the genders like we're in an Orthodox temple. The girls

0:29:50.680 --> 0:29:55.040
<v Speaker 2>go put the groceries away, and Bob and Stabler talking

0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 2>the foyer about what's going on, and they do a cut,

0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:01.920
<v Speaker 2>like we said, so we bounce back from the girls

0:30:02.000 --> 0:30:05.640
<v Speaker 2>chatting to the guy's chatting, and basically Bob Saget's like, yep,

0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:07.480
<v Speaker 2>he was having an affair. He had all these affairs,

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:09.560
<v Speaker 2>but nothing like this one. He loves this woman, Jen.

0:30:09.640 --> 0:30:12.160
<v Speaker 2>It's all about Jen, Jen Jen. And then we have

0:30:12.280 --> 0:30:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Naomi going, oh, they're the perfect couple. We love them.

0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:18.480
<v Speaker 2>They're so great, they're they're the example of what love

0:30:18.600 --> 0:30:21.880
<v Speaker 2>is like, so we're getting two stories of what is

0:30:21.920 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 2>going on a fair versus fairy tale. And then Stabler

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:29.360
<v Speaker 2>keeps saying Danny because he's in love with Danny Beck.

0:30:29.480 --> 0:30:32.280
<v Speaker 2>He can't get that kiss off his mind, even though

0:30:32.320 --> 0:30:36.520
<v Speaker 2>she was a terrible detective. So she's gorgeous though, Yeah,

0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:41.680
<v Speaker 2>it's Connie Nielsen. I mean, it's definitely gorgeous. I think

0:30:41.720 --> 0:30:44.160
<v Speaker 2>she can take being hated from the SVU universe for

0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:44.680
<v Speaker 2>a little bit.

0:30:44.720 --> 0:30:46.400
<v Speaker 3>You're a wonder woman. Things are fine.

0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:50.800
<v Speaker 2>So the stage manager, who's so But she has named Geneva,

0:30:50.880 --> 0:30:54.360
<v Speaker 2>which I'm obsessed with. I've never heard the name Geneva

0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 2>in my life. She has a ponytail in the middle

0:30:56.520 --> 0:30:59.240
<v Speaker 2>of her head, which is a classic lesbian ponytail style,

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 2>and she pulls off gray hair very very well, and

0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:05.960
<v Speaker 2>she's spilling the beans. She explains he's cheating all the time.

0:31:06.120 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 2>He's fucking in the rafters. And this is another fantasy

0:31:09.160 --> 0:31:11.120
<v Speaker 2>of mine. I would like to have sex, like in

0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:12.000
<v Speaker 2>a theater where.

0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:15.040
<v Speaker 1>The lights are oh so scary, Liza, you're such a

0:31:15.120 --> 0:31:18.280
<v Speaker 1>risk taker. Well because they have rafters because I did

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:21.320
<v Speaker 1>learn lighting in high school, and there's space, and I

0:31:21.360 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 1>would like to climb up in there. So anyways you'd

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:28.680
<v Speaker 1>like to shine your own light, go on.

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:30.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to make a joke about lighting. Go on.

0:31:33.440 --> 0:31:36.400
<v Speaker 2>So Geneva lets us know that from eight to nine thirty,

0:31:36.920 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 2>there's a dinner break and at the night of the death,

0:31:41.640 --> 0:31:44.720
<v Speaker 2>and now we're back at the medical examiner's office and

0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Melinda has a cube bun with a headband and she

0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:52.240
<v Speaker 2>finds out that Danielle was poisoned with a lethal dose

0:31:52.280 --> 0:31:56.280
<v Speaker 2>of a chemical called di aldrim. What happens is you

0:31:56.360 --> 0:31:59.400
<v Speaker 2>rub this into someone's skin and it makes someone seizure,

0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:02.680
<v Speaker 2>and the poisoning could not have happened more than thirty

0:32:02.720 --> 0:32:06.520
<v Speaker 2>minutes before she collapsed. Then Munch comes in with some

0:32:06.680 --> 0:32:10.520
<v Speaker 2>hardcore evidence that she is the moneymaker of this marriage.

0:32:10.560 --> 0:32:13.360
<v Speaker 2>He needs her money, so he doesn't want to divorce

0:32:13.440 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 2>her because then it's by by dance studio and this

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:19.600
<v Speaker 2>fancy life, because that's that's always the discussion. It's like,

0:32:19.600 --> 0:32:22.240
<v Speaker 2>why don't you just divorce this person? Why does someone

0:32:22.320 --> 0:32:24.680
<v Speaker 2>have to die so you can have enough, like just

0:32:24.840 --> 0:32:31.240
<v Speaker 2>divorce like so, so then they go to the apartment

0:32:31.360 --> 0:32:34.960
<v Speaker 2>and in Wesley's apartment they find neopern gloves, which I

0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 2>didn't even know I had neoprin dresses. I didn't realize

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:42.240
<v Speaker 2>there's glove, yeah, just rubbery, right, yeah, yeah. And then

0:32:42.320 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 2>the poison is found in the apartment as well. And

0:32:46.040 --> 0:32:49.480
<v Speaker 2>then while they're talking to Wesley about the poison being

0:32:49.520 --> 0:32:53.240
<v Speaker 2>found in his apartment, Naomi walks in, going hello, my love,

0:32:53.840 --> 0:32:57.960
<v Speaker 2>and we find out that the affair is incestuous as fuck,

0:32:58.000 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 2>and it's Bob Saggatt's wife is having an affair with

0:33:01.160 --> 0:33:05.360
<v Speaker 2>Bob's best friend and their other best friend, Danielle, is

0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:07.800
<v Speaker 2>dead and she was lying to the cops. And this

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:10.520
<v Speaker 2>is a big twist. Is this a you or is

0:33:10.560 --> 0:33:12.280
<v Speaker 2>this a soap opera? I don't know, I don't know.

0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:17.160
<v Speaker 3>This is huge, So this is like a love Square almost.

0:33:17.120 --> 0:33:21.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And we find out that Wes only used the

0:33:21.240 --> 0:33:25.360
<v Speaker 2>name Jen to talk to Glenn aka Bob Saget because

0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:28.160
<v Speaker 2>he got off on telling Bob about it. So Wesley

0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:31.040
<v Speaker 2>is a sick fuck all right, that's all we have

0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:35.280
<v Speaker 2>to know about it. And Naomi says there's no way

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:37.520
<v Speaker 2>he committed the murder because I was in the office

0:33:37.560 --> 0:33:38.600
<v Speaker 2>with him when it happened.

0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:41.040
<v Speaker 3>So they're fucking at Rady Ellis.

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 2>While Danielle is being murdered, so it's a good alibi,

0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 2>but a secret.

0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:46.960
<v Speaker 3>And then finally we get some Casey action.

0:33:47.160 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 2>Hello, thank you, Casey Novak walks on in and Bernadette

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Peters is there and she says darling, and I'd like

0:33:55.680 --> 0:33:59.000
<v Speaker 2>that to be my phone ring tone. It's I love

0:33:59.040 --> 0:34:02.080
<v Speaker 2>the way she says darling, but my phone's usually on silent.

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:03.680
<v Speaker 3>If you don't know who Bernadette Peters is.

0:34:03.720 --> 0:34:07.480
<v Speaker 1>By the way, she's a like literally I know people

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:09.160
<v Speaker 1>told us to stop saying iconic, but she is a

0:34:09.160 --> 0:34:13.399
<v Speaker 1>Broadway icon. She is literally took over Hello Dolly after

0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:17.719
<v Speaker 1>but Midler like has been Broadway Broadway, Broadway forever. She's

0:34:17.760 --> 0:34:19.919
<v Speaker 1>got these tight curls and a high voice, and she's

0:34:20.040 --> 0:34:22.960
<v Speaker 1>just like drag queens have done her own drag race.

0:34:22.840 --> 0:34:26.319
<v Speaker 3>Like she is. She is the moment. She's also a

0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:26.960
<v Speaker 3>gay icon.

0:34:27.080 --> 0:34:27.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh.

0:34:27.200 --> 0:34:29.320
<v Speaker 2>I think that's how I know her is through chats

0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 2>with my pals. Shout out to Brandon, he is her

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:34.120
<v Speaker 2>number one fan.

0:34:34.200 --> 0:34:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I love how anybody that's like a Broadway diva would

0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:38.759
<v Speaker 1>not be a gay icon like that.

0:34:38.840 --> 0:34:40.800
<v Speaker 3>They're hand in hand, are the same thing? Oh yeah,

0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:44.800
<v Speaker 3>that's true. It's like a Dina Manzel also a gay icon,

0:34:47.080 --> 0:34:48.640
<v Speaker 3>oh a Dina. Okay.

0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:53.920
<v Speaker 2>So Bernadette Peters is accusing the detectives of placing the

0:34:53.960 --> 0:34:58.279
<v Speaker 2>poison in the apartment, and then she also then says, well,

0:34:58.280 --> 0:35:00.960
<v Speaker 2>maybe it's the old tenets poison. They've only lived in

0:35:00.960 --> 0:35:04.360
<v Speaker 2>this apartment for eight months, and Stabler says, do the

0:35:04.400 --> 0:35:06.600
<v Speaker 2>juries believe these fairy tales you make up?

0:35:06.680 --> 0:35:10.799
<v Speaker 3>And she goes, I'm tinker Bell. So that's amazing. I

0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:11.239
<v Speaker 3>love that.

0:35:11.440 --> 0:35:13.839
<v Speaker 1>It's an insane thing to think that somebody left an

0:35:13.840 --> 0:35:17.360
<v Speaker 1>extremely rare and hard to get poison in an apartment

0:35:17.400 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 1>that just so happened to be what killed your wife.

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:22.279
<v Speaker 3>Like, that's a crazy theory, it is.

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 2>But then she has an incredible point where she says,

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:27.480
<v Speaker 2>were my client's fingerprints on the bottle?

0:35:27.600 --> 0:35:29.720
<v Speaker 3>Right? And they weren't, and that all.

0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Of a sudden you're like, Okay, Bernadette, that's why you

0:35:31.520 --> 0:35:32.240
<v Speaker 2>get the big bucks.

0:35:32.440 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, it being printed is a completely valid, valid theory.

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:37.480
<v Speaker 1>It being left over from the previous tenants and you

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:39.600
<v Speaker 1>not noticing it for eight months is insane.

0:35:40.640 --> 0:35:41.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that is correct.

0:35:42.840 --> 0:35:48.480
<v Speaker 2>So suddenly we're at Homeland Security, which is insane. The

0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 2>Homeland Security guy explains that you can buy this poison illegally,

0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:57.520
<v Speaker 2>and it's been illegal in the state since nineteen eighty seven,

0:35:57.600 --> 0:36:01.440
<v Speaker 2>the year I was born, and the Homeland Security guys

0:36:01.440 --> 0:36:04.920
<v Speaker 2>getting rock hard for Benson. He can He's just floored

0:36:04.960 --> 0:36:07.240
<v Speaker 2>by the beauty.

0:36:07.320 --> 0:36:10.560
<v Speaker 1>You're not the only one enjoying that sexy business ponytail.

0:36:10.600 --> 0:36:11.719
<v Speaker 3>He is into it.

0:36:12.800 --> 0:36:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Wesley's name shows up from buying this poison from Japan.

0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:21.160
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, And then he tries to ask her out

0:36:21.200 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 2>and she shoots him down immediately and says, why don't

0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:25.799
<v Speaker 2>you save your energy for fighting terrorists?

0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:26.600
<v Speaker 3>What a serve.

0:36:27.520 --> 0:36:31.000
<v Speaker 2>So then Stabler gets a call his son got suspended

0:36:31.040 --> 0:36:34.640
<v Speaker 2>from school from fighting. Rage runs in the family. Why

0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:37.880
<v Speaker 2>did they even add this suspension? It has nothing to

0:36:37.920 --> 0:36:39.759
<v Speaker 2>do with anything, Yeah.

0:36:39.480 --> 0:36:39.880
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't.

0:36:40.200 --> 0:36:42.240
<v Speaker 1>I think they Maybe they're trying to establish a longer

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:44.479
<v Speaker 1>pattern of problems with Dicky because it comes into play

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:47.120
<v Speaker 1>like in later episodes. But I don't know, that's my

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:47.920
<v Speaker 1>only guess.

0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So they're with Wesley, and Wesley goes, someone forged

0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:54.960
<v Speaker 2>my signature and stole my credit card, which seems far fetched,

0:36:55.040 --> 0:36:58.880
<v Speaker 2>you know, like, bro, you've committed the scribe. So then Casey,

0:36:58.960 --> 0:37:02.719
<v Speaker 2>Stabler and Benson are walking in a hallway and this

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:05.640
<v Speaker 2>is maybe inappropriate, but Casey's cleavage is on fire here,

0:37:05.680 --> 0:37:06.920
<v Speaker 2>and I do feel like a perverb.

0:37:06.920 --> 0:37:08.080
<v Speaker 3>But I've never noticed.

0:37:07.800 --> 0:37:10.640
<v Speaker 2>Her cleavage like this before, Like they really made a

0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:12.879
<v Speaker 2>point to I didn't notice it either.

0:37:13.160 --> 0:37:14.240
<v Speaker 3>Rewatch the walking.

0:37:14.560 --> 0:37:19.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's like pretty wild to me. So Bob Saggot

0:37:19.160 --> 0:37:23.000
<v Speaker 2>runs into the precinct saying, oh my god, I've been

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:26.120
<v Speaker 2>so paranoid. My wife didn't come home last night. Did

0:37:26.120 --> 0:37:29.600
<v Speaker 2>something happen to her? And they go, she's here and

0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:30.280
<v Speaker 2>he says.

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:31.120
<v Speaker 3>Why would she be here?

0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 2>And they play, right, you know, they play some games

0:37:34.600 --> 0:37:36.320
<v Speaker 2>and they go, you need to talk to your wife.

0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:39.280
<v Speaker 2>So they put Naomi and Bob Saggett into a room

0:37:39.480 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 2>and they watched the whole thing, like the great detectives

0:37:44.040 --> 0:37:47.360
<v Speaker 2>that they are. They're spying on the couple talking. Naomi

0:37:47.400 --> 0:37:51.320
<v Speaker 2>explains she was feeling smothered. She's like, you didn't love me.

0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:54.759
<v Speaker 2>You wanted to control me. He goes, I always didn't

0:37:54.760 --> 0:37:57.160
<v Speaker 2>get why you picked me, since you know, you had

0:37:57.160 --> 0:37:59.200
<v Speaker 2>all these artists and I'm a dork, and she goes,

0:37:59.320 --> 0:38:01.600
<v Speaker 2>I love you, but you wouldn't believe it. And your

0:38:01.600 --> 0:38:04.440
<v Speaker 2>insecurity pushed me away and.

0:38:05.840 --> 0:38:08.840
<v Speaker 1>He was like, so you turn to Wes, your own boss,

0:38:08.920 --> 0:38:09.799
<v Speaker 1>like I don't want to eat you.

0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:13.120
<v Speaker 2>Know, yeah, like you're disgusting. Why are you so hack

0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:17.759
<v Speaker 2>with your cheating? So the detectives come in and she

0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:21.120
<v Speaker 2>is a sucker. She said he was gonna let her

0:38:21.239 --> 0:38:22.120
<v Speaker 2>dance in two.

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:25.440
<v Speaker 3>Leads again, You're like forty.

0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're gonna get called aegis And I understand, but

0:38:29.600 --> 0:38:31.799
<v Speaker 1>I do believe in the dance world that agism is

0:38:31.800 --> 0:38:32.359
<v Speaker 1>a real thing.

0:38:33.320 --> 0:38:34.520
<v Speaker 3>Even in sports.

0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when your body is the point, it's just like

0:38:38.719 --> 0:38:40.960
<v Speaker 2>it is what it is. There's very few athletes that

0:38:41.040 --> 0:38:45.240
<v Speaker 2>can perform in multiple Olympics forever and stuff. Maybe shooting,

0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:51.560
<v Speaker 2>shooting or archery, but like once, even basketball players, football players,

0:38:51.600 --> 0:38:52.960
<v Speaker 2>it's not even a sexist thing.

0:38:53.040 --> 0:38:55.759
<v Speaker 3>It's truly your your bones are old. What do you

0:38:55.800 --> 0:38:58.080
<v Speaker 3>want to be able to do? We gotta we gotta

0:38:58.160 --> 0:38:58.440
<v Speaker 3>move on.

0:38:59.320 --> 0:39:01.440
<v Speaker 2>But I did see a video on the internet of

0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:05.040
<v Speaker 2>a ninety one year old German woman doing gymnastics at

0:39:05.040 --> 0:39:08.360
<v Speaker 2>a festival. So we'll post that video upart because she

0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:12.680
<v Speaker 2>was incredible. I take back everything. She was killing it

0:39:12.880 --> 0:39:16.600
<v Speaker 2>on the on the bars. Okay, So then I don't

0:39:16.640 --> 0:39:18.640
<v Speaker 2>know where Naomi starts not to be able to breathe,

0:39:18.680 --> 0:39:21.640
<v Speaker 2>and she collapses, So of course you're like, did she

0:39:21.800 --> 0:39:24.239
<v Speaker 2>have what Danielle had? What the fuck is going on?

0:39:25.000 --> 0:39:27.520
<v Speaker 2>If you're playing a drinking game, this is the episode

0:39:27.520 --> 0:39:31.040
<v Speaker 2>to watch. Benson does scream I need a bus, and

0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:33.440
<v Speaker 2>then we find this is like so minor details, but

0:39:33.480 --> 0:39:35.239
<v Speaker 2>I love it. Maybe it's because we watched this too much,

0:39:35.360 --> 0:39:38.680
<v Speaker 2>but Benson gave up soda and Stabler started to wear jeans,

0:39:39.160 --> 0:39:42.600
<v Speaker 2>So if you were wondering when what happened, it's.

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Like so much has changed since they took like a

0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:47.200
<v Speaker 1>few months apart from each other that they're just like

0:39:47.400 --> 0:39:48.759
<v Speaker 1>learning they're reconnecting.

0:39:49.239 --> 0:39:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Naomi has a genetic condition that fucks with her liver,

0:39:53.840 --> 0:39:57.840
<v Speaker 2>and her liver is slowly deteriorating. Also, she had an

0:39:58.000 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 2>unsterile injection of an RFID chip and there's an infection

0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:05.480
<v Speaker 2>in her shoulder, and Naomi has no idea who put

0:40:05.480 --> 0:40:06.000
<v Speaker 2>it in her?

0:40:06.280 --> 0:40:08.400
<v Speaker 3>And guess what, the detectives have a fucking idea.

0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:12.359
<v Speaker 2>So we learn that Glenn has been tracking her, so

0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:14.960
<v Speaker 2>he knows about the affair, and it's not a surprise

0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:17.799
<v Speaker 2>at all. He is an actor like most killers are.

0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:22.120
<v Speaker 2>They're very incredible actors. He is a tech guy, so

0:40:22.400 --> 0:40:24.520
<v Speaker 2>he knows how to get poison off the Internet and

0:40:24.600 --> 0:40:28.799
<v Speaker 2>do all these fancy, fancy games. So they're in the

0:40:28.840 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 2>interrogation and I don't know, Bob Saget might be the

0:40:32.080 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 2>only person that got this treatment. But Benson grabs his

0:40:35.360 --> 0:40:39.279
<v Speaker 2>face and like turns it and they're having at him,

0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:41.640
<v Speaker 2>and he's acting cocky like you're too dump to even

0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:45.560
<v Speaker 2>understand my technology, and Stabler makes a very very very

0:40:45.600 --> 0:40:47.680
<v Speaker 2>funny face. I would like to get a screenshot of

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:50.120
<v Speaker 2>that and frame it forever and ever.

0:40:50.239 --> 0:40:52.680
<v Speaker 1>He also he also can I just say it makes

0:40:52.680 --> 0:40:56.120
<v Speaker 1>a point of saying, in fifteen years, everyone's gonna have

0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:57.000
<v Speaker 1>this technology.

0:40:57.440 --> 0:41:02.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then tech Ruben Moraless figures all this out

0:41:02.400 --> 0:41:06.800
<v Speaker 2>for us. So basically, there's a reader at the Shields

0:41:06.800 --> 0:41:09.840
<v Speaker 2>home door that we saw earlier, and then Bob Saget

0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:12.080
<v Speaker 2>put one at the dance studio and at Wes and

0:41:12.160 --> 0:41:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Danielle's apartment, and then he implanted the chip into Naomi's

0:41:16.200 --> 0:41:18.280
<v Speaker 2>arm and that would let him know when she arrived

0:41:18.280 --> 0:41:20.000
<v Speaker 2>and left any of those checkpoints.

0:41:20.400 --> 0:41:22.560
<v Speaker 3>That's so fucked up. He was spying on her.

0:41:22.680 --> 0:41:25.600
<v Speaker 2>This whole thing, and all the data was uploaded onto

0:41:25.600 --> 0:41:29.640
<v Speaker 2>this handheld tech palm piloting. Then Munch, of course comes

0:41:29.680 --> 0:41:32.320
<v Speaker 2>in with some spyware, chats big brother.

0:41:32.200 --> 0:41:33.000
<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:36.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but he doesn't know yet that his wife's in

0:41:36.400 --> 0:41:39.879
<v Speaker 2>the hospital and hurt because of this chip. But when

0:41:39.880 --> 0:41:41.840
<v Speaker 2>he does find out, they take him on a field

0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:45.319
<v Speaker 2>trip and now he feels so sick, guilty and sad.

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:47.360
<v Speaker 3>He breaks down. He says, I'll tell you everything, just

0:41:47.400 --> 0:41:50.560
<v Speaker 3>please let me see her. And his lower lip is whimpering.

0:41:50.719 --> 0:41:52.480
<v Speaker 3>He is really acting it up.

0:41:52.640 --> 0:41:55.040
<v Speaker 1>His lower lip is quivering. I think, right, what did

0:41:55.080 --> 0:41:58.120
<v Speaker 1>I say? He said whimpering? He's whimpering. I don't know

0:41:58.120 --> 0:42:00.799
<v Speaker 1>if a lip can whimper, But you know, I don't know.

0:42:01.040 --> 0:42:03.000
<v Speaker 2>It's just crazy that I've had a job as a

0:42:03.040 --> 0:42:05.640
<v Speaker 2>comedian for so long and truly don't know words.

0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 3>Or you do know words? You know words really well?

0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:14.480
<v Speaker 2>You just I think, thanks, momm Sometimes my brain is

0:42:14.520 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 2>too fast.

0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:18.719
<v Speaker 3>I your misnomers are my favorite thing. I just get

0:42:18.760 --> 0:42:19.320
<v Speaker 3>too excited.

0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Your brain does go too fast. I think that's what

0:42:21.160 --> 0:42:22.600
<v Speaker 1>it is. You're too quick of a thinker.

0:42:22.920 --> 0:42:23.640
<v Speaker 3>We do have to show.

0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:26.080
<v Speaker 2>We did get one negative review for the pod where

0:42:26.080 --> 0:42:28.600
<v Speaker 2>people said, you're a little too excited about this, and

0:42:28.640 --> 0:42:29.680
<v Speaker 2>it's like, well, we are.

0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:32.920
<v Speaker 3>We love doing this, We're obsessed with this show.

0:42:33.640 --> 0:42:37.040
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, we're too excited that our dreams came true. So

0:42:37.400 --> 0:42:40.000
<v Speaker 2>the chip has been in Naomi's shoulder for three weeks.

0:42:40.040 --> 0:42:42.440
<v Speaker 2>He drugged her tea before bad. He didn't mean to

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:45.839
<v Speaker 2>hurt her, He just wanted to control inspire her. That's

0:42:45.840 --> 0:42:48.400
<v Speaker 2>not love, everybody, control is not love. Get out of

0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:49.799
<v Speaker 2>these controlling relationships.

0:42:50.120 --> 0:42:52.919
<v Speaker 3>Holy shit. She is like dying in front of him.

0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:55.200
<v Speaker 3>Code blue, Code blue. She goes into shock.

0:42:55.680 --> 0:42:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Benson is like, you need to confess or you're about

0:42:59.040 --> 0:43:02.239
<v Speaker 2>to be charged with murders and there's nothing we can

0:43:02.280 --> 0:43:02.880
<v Speaker 2>do to help you.

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:04.120
<v Speaker 3>That's a classic cop.

0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Lie and Bob Saget says, Wesley took the love of

0:43:08.480 --> 0:43:10.760
<v Speaker 2>my life, so I took his and I killed Danielle.

0:43:11.320 --> 0:43:13.560
<v Speaker 2>I followed her, I pretended to bump into her on

0:43:13.719 --> 0:43:17.560
<v Speaker 2>accident and put the poison on her. Wesley arrives at

0:43:17.560 --> 0:43:21.240
<v Speaker 2>the hospital and Bob and him get into a scuffle,

0:43:21.480 --> 0:43:29.160
<v Speaker 2>and the scuffle looks hysterical. Yeah, and they're also not sad,

0:43:29.320 --> 0:43:32.160
<v Speaker 2>like your wife has been murdered. How are you this

0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:36.040
<v Speaker 2>jolly and smug and walking around? I just I don't understand.

0:43:36.040 --> 0:43:40.160
<v Speaker 3>Well, Wesley's a full piece of shit. We realize that. Yeah,

0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:43.120
<v Speaker 3>so he yeah, he's being mean to the detectives.

0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:46.080
<v Speaker 2>He goes, thanks for bagging the right guy and screw

0:43:46.239 --> 0:43:49.279
<v Speaker 2>you and this and that, and then he tells Bob

0:43:49.320 --> 0:43:51.839
<v Speaker 2>Sagge like, oh, you're gonna try to kill Naomi. They're

0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:55.040
<v Speaker 2>having this crazy fight. Punches and gas equipment go flying

0:43:55.080 --> 0:43:58.400
<v Speaker 2>in the air, and then he turns full nerd Bob

0:43:58.520 --> 0:44:01.080
<v Speaker 2>and is breathing so heavy and scared on the ground.

0:44:01.320 --> 0:44:04.560
<v Speaker 2>We're back at the precinct and Casey Novak is pissed

0:44:04.600 --> 0:44:07.239
<v Speaker 2>as hell. She's like, you took the suspect on a

0:44:07.280 --> 0:44:10.080
<v Speaker 2>field trip. The confession might be thrown out. What are

0:44:10.080 --> 0:44:13.319
<v Speaker 2>you rusty on your first case back? And Stabler goes, hey,

0:44:13.360 --> 0:44:15.920
<v Speaker 2>you're out of line, and she goes, what's your excuse?

0:44:16.719 --> 0:44:20.399
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I love this interaction so much, long blonde hair.

0:44:20.480 --> 0:44:21.880
<v Speaker 3>We have Casey at our best.

0:44:22.080 --> 0:44:25.279
<v Speaker 2>So then Benson goes, are you done with this character assassination?

0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:28.200
<v Speaker 2>And Casey says, are you done flushing my case down

0:44:28.239 --> 0:44:31.240
<v Speaker 2>the toilet? I mean, this is so heated and amazing,

0:44:32.000 --> 0:44:35.160
<v Speaker 2>and this gets so tricky. I mean it's like the

0:44:35.200 --> 0:44:37.360
<v Speaker 2>episode's about to end. How do we get another fucking

0:44:37.400 --> 0:44:41.279
<v Speaker 2>screwdriver in this? But her liver is failing in the

0:44:41.320 --> 0:44:45.120
<v Speaker 2>hospital and the only match is Bob Saggett, who is

0:44:45.200 --> 0:44:48.040
<v Speaker 2>now in jail and in custody. But they need to

0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:51.760
<v Speaker 2>get him out so he can donate his liver because

0:44:51.800 --> 0:44:54.120
<v Speaker 2>she only has forty eight hours to live if she

0:44:54.200 --> 0:44:57.239
<v Speaker 2>does not get the liver. But this is going to

0:44:57.320 --> 0:45:00.000
<v Speaker 2>be really hard to do, and Casey shoves it out

0:45:00.040 --> 0:45:01.640
<v Speaker 2>in their face a little more, where if you didn't

0:45:01.680 --> 0:45:04.160
<v Speaker 2>fucking arrest him, guess what he could have given a

0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:06.560
<v Speaker 2>liver right now and now we're in this fucking predicament.

0:45:06.719 --> 0:45:08.880
<v Speaker 1>But that's like so insane because how could they have

0:45:08.960 --> 0:45:11.759
<v Speaker 1>ever known that she was gonna need a liver transplanted

0:45:11.760 --> 0:45:13.279
<v Speaker 1>and he was a match. It's like, you shouldn't have

0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:15.960
<v Speaker 1>arrested him, like he confessed to a full murder.

0:45:16.200 --> 0:45:18.839
<v Speaker 2>No, case he's a bitch, I mean, yeah, she's a bitch,

0:45:18.960 --> 0:45:21.960
<v Speaker 2>but Benson does look guilty. It works, and they're at

0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:24.960
<v Speaker 2>this commissioner's office and he's like, no way, you're crazy,

0:45:25.280 --> 0:45:26.279
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if we have a lot of

0:45:26.360 --> 0:45:28.400
<v Speaker 2>King of the Hill fans here. But he looks and

0:45:28.480 --> 0:45:31.719
<v Speaker 2>sounds exactly like Cottonhaill, Hank's dad from the show, like

0:45:32.000 --> 0:45:34.879
<v Speaker 2>vibe everything. This is the most perfect character ever. I'm

0:45:34.920 --> 0:45:38.160
<v Speaker 2>obsessed with him. And he's been in thirty episodes of

0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:40.960
<v Speaker 2>The Wire. You might recognize him. His name is Al Brown.

0:45:41.600 --> 0:45:43.560
<v Speaker 2>He starts saying how there was a guy who's gonna

0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:46.000
<v Speaker 2>get a liver to his son after being locked up,

0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:48.600
<v Speaker 2>and he escaped, and there's all this, there's begging, pleading,

0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:49.680
<v Speaker 2>what's gonna happen.

0:45:49.680 --> 0:45:53.480
<v Speaker 1>It sets a dangerous precedent that now killers are going

0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:55.040
<v Speaker 1>to constantly be like, oh, I'm gonna give it, I'm

0:45:55.080 --> 0:45:57.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna give a lung, I'm gonna give a kidney.

0:45:56.920 --> 0:45:59.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna get you know whatever. And they, you know,

0:45:59.280 --> 0:46:02.000
<v Speaker 3>are allowed to go out and possibly function up.

0:46:02.239 --> 0:46:06.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they allow it. The surgery happens. We're really

0:46:06.040 --> 0:46:08.480
<v Speaker 2>happy about this. I feel like I want Naomi to

0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:10.759
<v Speaker 2>live a good life. She does not deserve this, even

0:46:10.760 --> 0:46:15.040
<v Speaker 2>though she's a cheater. Then Benson goes visits her. There's

0:46:15.080 --> 0:46:18.240
<v Speaker 2>flowers and Benson says, oh are those from Wes. Wes

0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:22.760
<v Speaker 2>has not even called her. Those flowers are from her mother.

0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:27.799
<v Speaker 2>She asks the detectives to tell Glenn thank you, But

0:46:28.440 --> 0:46:32.480
<v Speaker 2>I am so mad that Wes didn't even see how

0:46:32.520 --> 0:46:33.719
<v Speaker 2>she's doing.

0:46:33.520 --> 0:46:35.480
<v Speaker 1>That is I mean, I think we could tell by

0:46:35.520 --> 0:46:37.400
<v Speaker 1>his reaction to his wife's death, which was like a

0:46:37.520 --> 0:46:41.440
<v Speaker 1>barely a tear, that he was like not going to

0:46:41.560 --> 0:46:46.000
<v Speaker 1>really care about his mistress's recovery from liver surgery.

0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:49.040
<v Speaker 3>What a bad guys, goes under.

0:46:49.719 --> 0:46:52.720
<v Speaker 2>Then, Benson and Stabler are having a cute little moment

0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:55.480
<v Speaker 2>at the elevators and they figure out that they're both

0:46:55.520 --> 0:46:59.400
<v Speaker 2>a positive blood types. And in the elevator, Stabler says,

0:46:59.480 --> 0:47:02.239
<v Speaker 2>I'd give you a kidney, and Benson goes, not if

0:47:02.239 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 2>I give you mine first.

0:47:04.040 --> 0:47:05.279
<v Speaker 3>That's cute, great ending.

0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:08.759
<v Speaker 1>It's literally such a moment. I think that's like in

0:47:08.800 --> 0:47:11.520
<v Speaker 1>the top ten moments with them. Yeah, thank you, Dick Wolf.

0:47:11.640 --> 0:47:13.600
<v Speaker 1>That was a nice, a nice little ending.

0:47:14.280 --> 0:47:14.880
<v Speaker 3>Hell you love that.

0:47:15.040 --> 0:47:17.040
<v Speaker 1>And like you're kind of like left at the end

0:47:17.120 --> 0:47:20.040
<v Speaker 1>being like, Okay, they're back on. They're chemistry's back on,

0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:23.040
<v Speaker 1>They're fully now committed to donating organs to each other.

0:47:23.560 --> 0:47:25.759
<v Speaker 1>We're back, you know, Yeah, But I'm glad that they

0:47:25.840 --> 0:47:27.560
<v Speaker 1>let there be a little bit of awkwardness because it

0:47:27.640 --> 0:47:30.360
<v Speaker 1>is weird, like they have these weird complex feelings towards

0:47:30.360 --> 0:47:32.480
<v Speaker 1>each other and stuff, and he's away from his wife now,

0:47:32.480 --> 0:47:33.759
<v Speaker 1>but then he kind of fell in love with her

0:47:33.760 --> 0:47:36.319
<v Speaker 1>replacement and like or mini love. I don't know if

0:47:36.320 --> 0:47:38.799
<v Speaker 1>it was a full love, but and you know it

0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:40.160
<v Speaker 1>is going to be a little bit weird the first

0:47:40.239 --> 0:47:42.120
<v Speaker 1>day back. But then I think we'd probably find out

0:47:42.160 --> 0:47:45.759
<v Speaker 1>that episode ten of this season they're probably fully back

0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:46.720
<v Speaker 1>in the saddle together.

0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:49.960
<v Speaker 3>You made you made a funny noise with your hand

0:47:49.960 --> 0:47:53.720
<v Speaker 3>and fist there. I made it sound like they're banging

0:47:55.120 --> 0:47:55.480
<v Speaker 3>you guys.

0:47:55.480 --> 0:47:57.080
<v Speaker 5>Tell me if I'm crazy, But I do have a

0:47:57.120 --> 0:47:58.759
<v Speaker 5>theory and I just want to hear your thoughts in

0:47:58.800 --> 0:48:00.760
<v Speaker 5>it that I got as you were talking.

0:48:01.239 --> 0:48:03.200
<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of arm stuff in this.

0:48:03.680 --> 0:48:06.000
<v Speaker 5>They put the poison on the girl's arm, the guy's

0:48:06.120 --> 0:48:07.920
<v Speaker 5>arm is in a sling. They put the chip in

0:48:07.960 --> 0:48:11.040
<v Speaker 5>the arm, and radialice is a muscle of the human

0:48:11.080 --> 0:48:14.360
<v Speaker 5>forearm that acts to flex and radially abduct the hand.

0:48:14.560 --> 0:48:17.800
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, maybe this is no gays. Do

0:48:17.840 --> 0:48:22.120
<v Speaker 3>you think the writer's room was even thinking about that? Yep? Absolutely?

0:48:22.320 --> 0:48:24.320
<v Speaker 3>And what season is this? We're gonna fucking find we

0:48:24.400 --> 0:48:26.800
<v Speaker 3>gotta learn about if they had an arm theme.

0:48:27.840 --> 0:48:29.520
<v Speaker 1>This seems like the kind of question we're gonna ask

0:48:29.560 --> 0:48:30.719
<v Speaker 1>Neil bhar and he's gonna.

0:48:30.480 --> 0:48:32.360
<v Speaker 3>Get, what the fuck are you talking about?

0:48:33.040 --> 0:48:37.319
<v Speaker 2>I think this is totally This is totally SVU playing.

0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:40.239
<v Speaker 3>Every single thing, had every scene had an arm in it.

0:48:40.360 --> 0:48:44.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think this theory is one hundred percent correct.

0:48:44.360 --> 0:48:46.200
<v Speaker 3>Interesting, we'll have to find out.

0:48:46.320 --> 0:48:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, we will be right back to talk about some

0:48:49.040 --> 0:49:06.680
<v Speaker 1>of the real life details, and we are back. So

0:49:07.160 --> 0:49:10.880
<v Speaker 1>this episode is a little bit different because this is

0:49:11.000 --> 0:49:14.840
<v Speaker 1>not I wish that somebody had almost killed their cheating

0:49:14.880 --> 0:49:17.759
<v Speaker 1>wife by implanting an RFID chip in them, but unfortunately

0:49:17.800 --> 0:49:20.120
<v Speaker 1>that has not happened in real life. But this does

0:49:20.200 --> 0:49:22.680
<v Speaker 1>have some real life inspirations that I wanted to talk

0:49:22.680 --> 0:49:24.880
<v Speaker 1>about because I just think it's a very interesting topic

0:49:25.680 --> 0:49:30.200
<v Speaker 1>and it's not even though it's not necessarily super crimey,

0:49:30.239 --> 0:49:31.799
<v Speaker 1>but I think you guys will be into it. So

0:49:32.320 --> 0:49:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Bob Saget's character is very clearly based off of a

0:49:35.200 --> 0:49:40.320
<v Speaker 1>guy named Amal Grofstra who is a self described technologist

0:49:40.600 --> 0:49:44.960
<v Speaker 1>and he is an RFID implantee, so he has himself

0:49:45.080 --> 0:49:49.680
<v Speaker 1>implanted multiple RFID chips in his body, multiple.

0:49:49.560 --> 0:49:50.719
<v Speaker 3>Multiple, I think he has two.

0:49:51.480 --> 0:49:53.600
<v Speaker 1>For a technologist, I have to tell you that he

0:49:53.640 --> 0:49:55.760
<v Speaker 1>has a very bad website. I'm all, if you're listening,

0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:58.279
<v Speaker 1>you really need to get squarespace or something because it

0:49:58.360 --> 0:49:59.080
<v Speaker 1>is really bad.

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:03.000
<v Speaker 3>It's just a mall dot net. But he is huge

0:50:03.320 --> 0:50:06.040
<v Speaker 3>in the He is literally Bob Saggat's character. He is

0:50:06.080 --> 0:50:08.120
<v Speaker 3>the guy that's like, in fifteen years, we're all going

0:50:08.160 --> 0:50:10.120
<v Speaker 3>to be doing this. I think it's really interesting.

0:50:10.120 --> 0:50:11.759
<v Speaker 1>And the reason I sort of pointed out that Bob

0:50:11.760 --> 0:50:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Sagget's character says that in fifteen years, we're all going

0:50:15.000 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 1>to be using these is because that episode is from

0:50:17.680 --> 0:50:20.640
<v Speaker 1>exactly sixteen years fifteen years ago, and we.

0:50:20.560 --> 0:50:22.680
<v Speaker 3>Are not using RFID chips like it.

0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Is not commonplace, but they are being used. So I

0:50:25.560 --> 0:50:27.040
<v Speaker 1>wanted to talk a little bit about how they are

0:50:27.080 --> 0:50:32.200
<v Speaker 1>being used. So now, I think initially people misunderstand what

0:50:32.320 --> 0:50:36.279
<v Speaker 1>RFID chips are versus like a GPS tracker. These are

0:50:36.320 --> 0:50:38.600
<v Speaker 1>not trackers where you could just like log onto your

0:50:38.600 --> 0:50:40.000
<v Speaker 1>phone and see where somebody is.

0:50:40.040 --> 0:50:41.800
<v Speaker 3>That's GPS. That's totally different.

0:50:42.520 --> 0:50:45.560
<v Speaker 1>RFID chips are like how you explained, they can they

0:50:45.600 --> 0:50:48.720
<v Speaker 1>only can be activated when they are near a reader

0:50:48.760 --> 0:50:51.160
<v Speaker 1>of some kind. So, like you explained, Bob Saggett put

0:50:51.200 --> 0:50:54.400
<v Speaker 1>one at his wife's house and at her dance studio

0:50:54.520 --> 0:50:58.040
<v Speaker 1>and at her lover's house. Like they can only read

0:50:58.120 --> 0:51:00.839
<v Speaker 1>things when they're near their readers. That's the only time

0:51:00.880 --> 0:51:03.080
<v Speaker 1>the chip like activates. But they don't need to be charged.

0:51:03.080 --> 0:51:05.759
<v Speaker 1>You can leave them in I think forever, and that

0:51:05.840 --> 0:51:11.279
<v Speaker 1>they can have medical information on them, personal information kind

0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:12.279
<v Speaker 1>of any like.

0:51:12.200 --> 0:51:13.520
<v Speaker 3>A medical ID bracelet.

0:51:13.560 --> 0:51:16.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, like MI like, honestly, it's like chipping a dog.

0:51:16.440 --> 0:51:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Like if you chip your dog, I don't believe you

0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:20.360
<v Speaker 1>can just like go on an app and be like

0:51:20.400 --> 0:51:23.200
<v Speaker 1>my dog's in Central Park losing its virginity, like you

0:51:23.280 --> 0:51:24.319
<v Speaker 1>basically you can.

0:51:24.600 --> 0:51:26.279
<v Speaker 3>You can, you can.

0:51:26.440 --> 0:51:29.359
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's not an RFID chip, maybe it's a different chip.

0:51:29.360 --> 0:51:33.040
<v Speaker 2>But my parents' neighbor, who's amazing, he has cats that

0:51:33.239 --> 0:51:36.480
<v Speaker 2>go around town and sometimes like if they don't come

0:51:36.480 --> 0:51:38.600
<v Speaker 2>back at night, he'll go on his app on his

0:51:38.719 --> 0:51:41.120
<v Speaker 2>phone and be like, oh, you know, he's over there.

0:51:41.280 --> 0:51:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's been approved for dogs and cats. But like

0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:46.399
<v Speaker 1>that's not what these ships do. That's not what these

0:51:46.520 --> 0:51:49.560
<v Speaker 1>RFID chips do. They're really just and this cat's really funny.

0:51:49.600 --> 0:51:52.520
<v Speaker 1>He harasses the whole neighborhood, like he will jump into

0:51:52.560 --> 0:51:54.399
<v Speaker 1>cars and then when you open your car door, he's

0:51:54.440 --> 0:51:55.200
<v Speaker 1>just waiting.

0:51:54.920 --> 0:51:58.239
<v Speaker 3>For you your car. He's really funny.

0:52:00.719 --> 0:52:04.440
<v Speaker 1>So I wanted to also mention that there is another

0:52:04.480 --> 0:52:07.440
<v Speaker 1>episode of SVU from I believe two thousand and nine

0:52:07.520 --> 0:52:12.120
<v Speaker 1>or twenty ten called Locum starring Queen Joan Cusack, where

0:52:12.160 --> 0:52:15.240
<v Speaker 1>they do an RFID chip in their daughter as well,

0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:19.200
<v Speaker 1>that is, you know, has all her medical information and

0:52:19.280 --> 0:52:22.040
<v Speaker 1>her name and everything on it as well. But I'm

0:52:22.080 --> 0:52:24.440
<v Speaker 1>a little confused about the technology because they act like

0:52:24.480 --> 0:52:27.319
<v Speaker 1>that's to keep track on where she is, but then

0:52:27.360 --> 0:52:29.520
<v Speaker 1>in the episode, she gets lost and they can't find her.

0:52:29.560 --> 0:52:32.279
<v Speaker 1>So I think it's more like the reading they can

0:52:32.320 --> 0:52:34.080
<v Speaker 1>see when she comes and goes from the house.

0:52:34.840 --> 0:52:36.960
<v Speaker 3>So these RFID chips became.

0:52:36.760 --> 0:52:40.640
<v Speaker 1>Approved for implantation in humans in two thousand and four, okay,

0:52:40.680 --> 0:52:43.360
<v Speaker 1>and in two thousand and five, Amal and his girlfriend

0:52:43.440 --> 0:52:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Jennifer Tomlin they get they got some notoriety and they

0:52:46.680 --> 0:52:48.479
<v Speaker 1>were kind of written up in a few articles because

0:52:48.480 --> 0:52:51.440
<v Speaker 1>they were both implanted with RFID chips, like as a couple,

0:52:52.080 --> 0:52:54.919
<v Speaker 1>and it kind of gives them information about each other

0:52:55.000 --> 0:52:57.319
<v Speaker 1>as well, which they were. They explain that like, oh,

0:52:57.360 --> 0:52:59.839
<v Speaker 1>if we ever break up, it's easy to take each

0:52:59.880 --> 0:53:02.200
<v Speaker 1>other they're off of each other's access lists, or just

0:53:02.239 --> 0:53:04.400
<v Speaker 1>remove the chip in general, like, these chips are the

0:53:04.440 --> 0:53:07.000
<v Speaker 1>size of a grain of rice, so they can literally

0:53:07.040 --> 0:53:09.200
<v Speaker 1>be shot into you the same way, almost as like

0:53:09.480 --> 0:53:11.160
<v Speaker 1>a vaccination or any other shot.

0:53:11.400 --> 0:53:14.400
<v Speaker 3>But why why, Well here's why.

0:53:14.600 --> 0:53:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Let me just let me just explain a little bit

0:53:16.160 --> 0:53:19.279
<v Speaker 1>more So, unlike the episode, these chips almost always go

0:53:19.360 --> 0:53:22.759
<v Speaker 1>into the hand almost everybody that has these chips, they're like,

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:25.480
<v Speaker 1>from what I've read, like ninety nine percent of the

0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:28.200
<v Speaker 1>time they're in the people's hands. So the shoulder is

0:53:28.560 --> 0:53:32.200
<v Speaker 1>maybe part of our theory about what radio hellas means

0:53:32.239 --> 0:53:35.839
<v Speaker 1>and everything. But they use them to open the door

0:53:35.880 --> 0:53:38.759
<v Speaker 1>to their house to log onto their computer. It's easier

0:53:38.880 --> 0:53:42.240
<v Speaker 1>than remembering passwords. You never lose your key, you never

0:53:42.320 --> 0:53:45.319
<v Speaker 1>lose your ID. You don't feel it at all. It

0:53:45.360 --> 0:53:50.080
<v Speaker 1>has like, no, it doesn't interact with your biology at all.

0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:53.799
<v Speaker 1>So at the time that these two people did it,

0:53:53.880 --> 0:53:58.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm all, uh, Grofstra and his girlfriend Jennifer, only thirty

0:53:58.000 --> 0:54:00.480
<v Speaker 1>people in the world had voluntarily had these put in

0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:02.879
<v Speaker 1>their hands, so they were part of a very small group.

0:54:03.239 --> 0:54:05.560
<v Speaker 1>But they thought thought, just like Sagget's character, that in

0:54:05.560 --> 0:54:08.400
<v Speaker 1>fifteen years, everyone's going to be doing this and the

0:54:08.440 --> 0:54:11.280
<v Speaker 1>only people now who have been microchipped are QAnon people

0:54:11.280 --> 0:54:12.440
<v Speaker 1>in their delusional dreams.

0:54:12.520 --> 0:54:15.760
<v Speaker 2>Wait, the QAnon people have been chipped, Oh, because of vaccine.

0:54:15.760 --> 0:54:19.759
<v Speaker 1>The QAnon people think, the qan On people think that

0:54:19.840 --> 0:54:23.239
<v Speaker 1>the COVID vaccine is a ruse being used to microchip

0:54:23.280 --> 0:54:25.319
<v Speaker 1>all of us so that we can be tracked, and

0:54:25.360 --> 0:54:28.640
<v Speaker 1>that Bill Gates is behind all of it. It's been

0:54:28.800 --> 0:54:33.800
<v Speaker 1>obviously completely debunked. Our sources have many articles about it's debunking.

0:54:34.360 --> 0:54:35.920
<v Speaker 3>No, My favorite.

0:54:35.480 --> 0:54:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Response to that that I've seen on the internet is

0:54:37.920 --> 0:54:40.680
<v Speaker 2>people like, if you use cell phones, we know where

0:54:40.719 --> 0:54:43.759
<v Speaker 2>you are at all times. Yeah, like your credit card information,

0:54:44.000 --> 0:54:47.200
<v Speaker 2>your calendar, your steps, your maps, your miles. I mean,

0:54:47.640 --> 0:54:49.640
<v Speaker 2>for some reason, one of my old salons that I

0:54:49.719 --> 0:54:52.319
<v Speaker 2>used to frequent popped into my brain yesterday and I

0:54:52.360 --> 0:54:54.400
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, I wonder how they're all doing. And

0:54:54.480 --> 0:54:57.239
<v Speaker 2>I typed it in and Google said you were here

0:54:57.320 --> 0:55:01.359
<v Speaker 2>seven years ago. Yeah, like Google remembered I was at

0:55:01.360 --> 0:55:05.839
<v Speaker 2>that salon seven fucking years ago. So this idea that

0:55:05.840 --> 0:55:08.360
<v Speaker 2>they need to vaccinate us when we're free and willing

0:55:08.400 --> 0:55:11.400
<v Speaker 2>and putting apps, you know, like I'm obsessed with filters

0:55:11.600 --> 0:55:14.600
<v Speaker 2>and what celebrity? Oh did I you know when that

0:55:14.600 --> 0:55:16.759
<v Speaker 2>that game was like what celebrity you look like with

0:55:16.800 --> 0:55:20.840
<v Speaker 2>your face? I got fucking Ted Cruz And that's so rude. Yeah,

0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:22.879
<v Speaker 2>they said I look like Ted Cruz, which I think

0:55:23.000 --> 0:55:25.720
<v Speaker 2>is fucking rude, Like tell me and it's not true,

0:55:26.000 --> 0:55:30.120
<v Speaker 2>thank you, but I I mean, it ruined my It

0:55:30.200 --> 0:55:33.640
<v Speaker 2>ruined my mood for a little while. To be said,

0:55:33.680 --> 0:55:36.480
<v Speaker 2>I looked like And it was on New Year's Eve.

0:55:36.520 --> 0:55:38.719
<v Speaker 2>I was in San Francisco New Year's Eve, like, ooh,

0:55:38.760 --> 0:55:40.720
<v Speaker 2>what celeb do I look like? This will be fun?

0:55:40.719 --> 0:55:43.200
<v Speaker 2>And then it was Ted Cruz and then three two one,

0:55:43.560 --> 0:55:45.520
<v Speaker 2>like it was such a sad New Years.

0:55:47.360 --> 0:55:50.040
<v Speaker 3>Ringing the New Year with your alter ego of Ted Cruz.

0:55:50.120 --> 0:55:50.760
<v Speaker 3>That's terrible.

0:55:52.600 --> 0:55:55.400
<v Speaker 1>So Amal and Jennifer, which, by the way, this is

0:55:55.440 --> 0:55:57.360
<v Speaker 1>all this Their coverage of this was from two thousand

0:55:57.360 --> 0:55:59.719
<v Speaker 1>and six. I cannot find anything. A mall is still

0:55:59.840 --> 0:56:02.439
<v Speaker 1>very much in the chip game. I cannot find anything

0:56:02.440 --> 0:56:05.040
<v Speaker 1>about Jennifer anymore. And I can't tell if they're together anymore.

0:56:05.080 --> 0:56:07.520
<v Speaker 1>So who knows if they've taken each other off each

0:56:07.560 --> 0:56:12.000
<v Speaker 1>other's chip lists. But they were a very happily chipped

0:56:12.040 --> 0:56:14.160
<v Speaker 1>couple in two thousand and six. And yeah, they talked

0:56:14.239 --> 0:56:17.000
<v Speaker 1>to like ABC News about how the procedure doesn't hurt,

0:56:17.000 --> 0:56:19.239
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't interact with our bodies. It can only be

0:56:19.320 --> 0:56:21.600
<v Speaker 1>used for the purposes that we decide on, and it

0:56:21.640 --> 0:56:24.000
<v Speaker 1>can't be used to track our movements or keep tabs

0:56:24.000 --> 0:56:25.719
<v Speaker 1>on us because it only has a range of a

0:56:25.719 --> 0:56:27.520
<v Speaker 1>couple of feet, like from the reader.

0:56:28.080 --> 0:56:32.080
<v Speaker 2>Again, I ask then why because what they're taking about me.

0:56:32.239 --> 0:56:35.520
<v Speaker 1>They're talking about how like they just don't like carrying anything,

0:56:35.520 --> 0:56:37.920
<v Speaker 1>They don't want to carry keys, they don't want to care, Like,

0:56:38.280 --> 0:56:40.680
<v Speaker 1>let me get into it, because in Sweden they're doing

0:56:40.719 --> 0:56:43.160
<v Speaker 1>this and people are using it for different things. So

0:56:43.600 --> 0:56:45.719
<v Speaker 1>first of all, the chips are very inexpensive apparently and

0:56:45.760 --> 0:56:48.239
<v Speaker 1>can be ordered online starting at thirty dollars, which is

0:56:48.520 --> 0:56:51.000
<v Speaker 1>that's a pretty good price point. And then this is

0:56:51.000 --> 0:56:53.160
<v Speaker 1>all from two thousand and six, Like I said, no idea,

0:56:53.200 --> 0:56:57.759
<v Speaker 1>what's going home with Jennifer in twenty seventeen, So flash

0:56:57.840 --> 0:56:59.640
<v Speaker 1>forward like almost a decade where there's not that much

0:56:59.680 --> 0:57:02.840
<v Speaker 1>information about who's using these chips. A small company in

0:57:02.880 --> 0:57:05.719
<v Speaker 1>Wisconsin said they were going to chip all their fifty employees,

0:57:06.120 --> 0:57:09.200
<v Speaker 1>and in Sweden three thousand people have done it. That

0:57:09.239 --> 0:57:12.080
<v Speaker 1>was in twenty seventeen. By twenty eighteen, four thousand Swedish

0:57:12.120 --> 0:57:14.560
<v Speaker 1>people had done it. So I think the point in

0:57:14.600 --> 0:57:16.600
<v Speaker 1>the small company in Wisconsin is like, hey, would you

0:57:16.600 --> 0:57:18.880
<v Speaker 1>guys do it? Then we don't have to give you badges.

0:57:18.960 --> 0:57:20.640
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to ever remember a password. You can

0:57:20.720 --> 0:57:23.440
<v Speaker 1>just log in, you can get into certain rooms with

0:57:23.560 --> 0:57:25.880
<v Speaker 1>your clearance or whatever based on your chip. And a

0:57:25.920 --> 0:57:27.800
<v Speaker 1>lot of these people are like, yeah, whatever, It's the

0:57:27.840 --> 0:57:31.160
<v Speaker 1>same thing as having in the episode Bob Saggett has

0:57:31.200 --> 0:57:33.960
<v Speaker 1>a key card in his wallet, and so they're basically saying,

0:57:34.320 --> 0:57:36.480
<v Speaker 1>take a tiny size of rice key card and put

0:57:36.480 --> 0:57:39.040
<v Speaker 1>it under your skin. They're talking about how the barrier

0:57:39.080 --> 0:57:41.800
<v Speaker 1>of entry is just your skin, and that's what freaks

0:57:41.800 --> 0:57:42.600
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people out.

0:57:42.840 --> 0:57:45.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that seems fair, That seems fair. To put things

0:57:45.920 --> 0:57:47.600
<v Speaker 2>under your skin is fair.

0:57:47.960 --> 0:57:52.520
<v Speaker 1>So a Nevada lawmaker recently introduced legislation that would ban

0:57:52.720 --> 0:57:55.640
<v Speaker 1>RFID chips in human bodies and on the Senate floor

0:57:56.720 --> 0:58:01.280
<v Speaker 1>State Senator Becky Harris said she had ethical concern there's

0:58:01.360 --> 0:58:02.440
<v Speaker 1>no cryptology.

0:58:02.640 --> 0:58:05.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Nevada, Las Vegas. Everything's fucking leading.

0:58:05.880 --> 0:58:08.120
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, this is where you're going to draw the places

0:58:08.360 --> 0:58:09.160
<v Speaker 6>of all places.

0:58:09.200 --> 0:58:10.080
<v Speaker 3>It's really funny.

0:58:11.000 --> 0:58:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think it's because they might not understand the technology.

0:58:14.000 --> 0:58:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Like they're saying that there's no protection measures in place,

0:58:16.600 --> 0:58:20.040
<v Speaker 1>and like, and it's possible to hack the information that's

0:58:20.080 --> 0:58:22.600
<v Speaker 1>in the chip, so not necessarily find somebody, but to

0:58:22.680 --> 0:58:25.640
<v Speaker 1>hack their information, like get their social security or maybe

0:58:25.680 --> 0:58:28.480
<v Speaker 1>like medical information that they have on their chip. If

0:58:28.520 --> 0:58:30.960
<v Speaker 1>you get your chip close enough to a reader that

0:58:31.000 --> 0:58:33.760
<v Speaker 1>can hack it, Like who knows that is? Those are possibilities.

0:58:33.960 --> 0:58:36.640
<v Speaker 1>What are people in Sweden doing with these show?

0:58:36.880 --> 0:58:38.080
<v Speaker 3>The Swedish program. Yeah.

0:58:38.080 --> 0:58:41.680
<v Speaker 1>By twenty eighteen, four thousand people had chipped themselves in Sweden.

0:58:42.200 --> 0:58:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Their largest train company has actually allowed commuters to use

0:58:45.640 --> 0:58:49.200
<v Speaker 1>chips instead of tickets. So now no metro card, no

0:58:49.520 --> 0:58:52.320
<v Speaker 1>bullshit with your wallet, just put your hand on a

0:58:52.440 --> 0:58:55.720
<v Speaker 1>over a reader and you're on the train. I'm just

0:58:55.800 --> 0:58:58.360
<v Speaker 1>saying I can see this being something in the future

0:58:58.400 --> 0:59:00.880
<v Speaker 1>that people would do. I think it's it's the implantation

0:59:01.000 --> 0:59:03.200
<v Speaker 1>that bothers people, but we can talk about it more.

0:59:03.800 --> 0:59:06.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why can't I have a bracelet? Yeah? I guess

0:59:06.520 --> 0:59:07.240
<v Speaker 3>you could lose it.

0:59:07.280 --> 0:59:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Someone could steal it, Like there's all these things, you know,

0:59:09.960 --> 0:59:12.600
<v Speaker 1>like this would be like you're this would truly be

0:59:12.720 --> 0:59:14.720
<v Speaker 1>like it's only you that could do it, you know,

0:59:15.120 --> 0:59:18.440
<v Speaker 1>because think about it, We're already at clear scanning eyeballs.

0:59:18.480 --> 0:59:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Like people are already doing biometric stuff. This is just

0:59:21.240 --> 0:59:24.520
<v Speaker 1>an implantation that's taking it, I guess a little step further.

0:59:24.920 --> 0:59:27.400
<v Speaker 1>So you know, they're talking about how in Sweden they

0:59:27.440 --> 0:59:28.880
<v Speaker 1>want to eventually make it so that you can do

0:59:28.960 --> 0:59:31.360
<v Speaker 1>payments with like like it'll be almost the same as

0:59:31.400 --> 0:59:34.080
<v Speaker 1>having like a credit card that taps, you know, like

0:59:34.160 --> 0:59:36.600
<v Speaker 1>you go to get gas, you go to get fucking.

0:59:36.440 --> 0:59:38.520
<v Speaker 3>A burger, and you just like wave your hand in

0:59:38.520 --> 0:59:39.200
<v Speaker 3>front of a reader.

0:59:39.640 --> 0:59:41.840
<v Speaker 2>When I was in the UK a couple of years ago,

0:59:42.200 --> 0:59:44.400
<v Speaker 2>there was ahead of the US in those terms, and

0:59:44.440 --> 0:59:47.280
<v Speaker 2>so everyone was scanning and I did not have the

0:59:47.320 --> 0:59:50.520
<v Speaker 2>tap yet on my card, and every bartender and restaurant

0:59:50.560 --> 0:59:54.840
<v Speaker 2>was so livid with me. They were just like American

0:59:54.960 --> 0:59:57.280
<v Speaker 2>and they had to like slipe it because everyone was

0:59:57.360 --> 0:59:59.520
<v Speaker 2>just tapping and my car just wasn't a tap yet.

0:59:59.600 --> 1:00:01.720
<v Speaker 1>I tried to tap the other day at a liquor

1:00:01.760 --> 1:00:05.160
<v Speaker 1>store and it didn't even work, so that shit's not

1:00:05.200 --> 1:00:10.040
<v Speaker 1>even always working the right way. But basically, this guy Grofstra,

1:00:10.200 --> 1:00:12.560
<v Speaker 1>who is like the chip guy. He he runs a

1:00:12.600 --> 1:00:16.360
<v Speaker 1>company called Dangerous Things and this other company that's trying

1:00:16.400 --> 1:00:19.680
<v Speaker 1>to sell people, you know, the chips. He says, a

1:00:19.720 --> 1:00:23.440
<v Speaker 1>well designed implant is frictionless, managementless, and becomes.

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<v Speaker 3>A part of who you are.

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<v Speaker 1>The only problem people have is a skin barrier, and

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<v Speaker 1>somehow that's blasphemous. So that's like an interesting that's like

1:00:31.600 --> 1:00:34.000
<v Speaker 1>his thing. It's I think it's sort of interesting to consider.

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<v Speaker 1>And some people wonder, is this the new Google glass?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this the kind of thing that people think people

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<v Speaker 1>want but they really don't. And I mean, Google Glass

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<v Speaker 1>was my favorite punchline of the time, so I do

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<v Speaker 1>love to make fun of Google glass.

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<v Speaker 2>I just like this guy who's like, oh, and people

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<v Speaker 2>are just scared of having things inside of their body.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like it is kind of shock people they.

1:00:54.400 --> 1:00:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Are going and getting fucking breast implants and caf implants.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the size of a piece of rice, and

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<v Speaker 1>it would make it so but if you went to

1:01:00.600 --> 1:01:03.080
<v Speaker 1>the hospital, people would immediately know your blood type, they'd

1:01:03.120 --> 1:01:06.560
<v Speaker 1>immediately know your medical problems or issues. You know, like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm literally playing Devil's advocate. I'm not

1:01:09.280 --> 1:01:12.600
<v Speaker 1>saying I would get one. I'm just you convinced hip Tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 1>Lisa and I are off to Sweden.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like an iud though, oh yeah, yeah, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Of all the things we have floating around in our

1:01:21.320 --> 1:01:24.200
<v Speaker 1>bodies at all times. I mean, I'll just say this.

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<v Speaker 1>In Indiana in February, so I think that there was

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<v Speaker 1>some legislation going on with this right before coronavirus hit

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<v Speaker 1>in February of twenty twenty. That maybe has been slowed

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<v Speaker 1>down now. Indiana is attempting to pass a bill that

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<v Speaker 1>would ban businesses from mandating it the way like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they can't say, hey, we microchip people here, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you say I don't want to do that, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>get fired, which that makes sense. I think if you could,

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<v Speaker 1>you should have the right to not get microchip if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to. And if that bill was to pass,

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<v Speaker 1>Indiana would join four other states that outlaw the mandatory

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<v Speaker 1>microchipping for employees. Seven states ban mandatory microchipping for any human.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't figure out which states they were, but apparently

1:02:01.400 --> 1:02:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Tennessee is about to join that, and Iowa and New

1:02:04.240 --> 1:02:07.800
<v Speaker 1>Jersey are about to do the one that outlaws mandatory

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<v Speaker 1>microchipping for employees.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's all my information about all this microchipping.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's really it's an interesting ethical conversation.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an interesting technology conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have the articles about the animals dying from

1:02:20.280 --> 1:02:21.600
<v Speaker 2>the chipping or no?

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<v Speaker 1>No, because it's just like a different process, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>different thing, got it.

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<v Speaker 5>One thing to add those is there were articles about

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<v Speaker 5>saying we could use these for patients too have Alzheimer's

1:02:29.840 --> 1:02:32.000
<v Speaker 5>and dementia, so if anyone gets lost, you can help

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<v Speaker 5>them find their way home or where they live.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good point too.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean to me, it's it's the problem with it

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<v Speaker 1>lies in a lot of the misinformation about the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that it is not trackable by GPS, like this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of specific thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I think what it is is that it has to be.

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<v Speaker 1>A bigger chip, and that people wouldn't feel comfortable having

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<v Speaker 1>that in their bodies.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe they feel comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Putting that in their pets, but the one that's an

1:02:53.160 --> 1:02:55.560
<v Speaker 1>RFIDA is the size of a piece of rice, and

1:02:55.600 --> 1:02:58.000
<v Speaker 1>that's the one that like, it does not track your movements,

1:02:58.000 --> 1:02:59.280
<v Speaker 1>it just carries information.

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<v Speaker 2>And like in the episode, it's not the chip that

1:03:03.720 --> 1:03:07.320
<v Speaker 2>made Naomi sick, it was the dirty needle that you

1:03:07.480 --> 1:03:08.440
<v Speaker 2>use because he.

1:03:08.640 --> 1:03:10.800
<v Speaker 3>Just didn't sterilize the needle.

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<v Speaker 1>But this guy became vocal and had his ship inserted

1:03:15.080 --> 1:03:18.040
<v Speaker 1>like months before this episode came out, So it's very

1:03:18.040 --> 1:03:19.840
<v Speaker 1>clear that this is like who they based it on,

1:03:19.920 --> 1:03:22.920
<v Speaker 1>and they just had to obviously make it sexy and

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<v Speaker 1>give it a crime and everything. So people talking about

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<v Speaker 1>how this would open the door to more invasive implantable technology,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think people are already doing a lot of

1:03:31.760 --> 1:03:34.560
<v Speaker 1>wearable tech, and now like implantable tech is like a

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<v Speaker 1>whole new frontier, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean technically.

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<v Speaker 1>They talk about how this could put an end to

1:03:39.360 --> 1:03:42.720
<v Speaker 1>human trafficking if every single person got this put into them.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say at birth, you could never sell a child overseas.

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<v Speaker 1>If they could be microchipped or they could be you know,

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<v Speaker 1>identified at any times with their real identity and who

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<v Speaker 1>their parents are, we wouldn't have the problem with the

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<v Speaker 1>border we have with these kids not being.

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<v Speaker 3>Able to find their parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, which is a problem we cause, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>our government.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's just interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>But then it's you know, then it's also kind of like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there are other issues like hacking it and people misusing it,

1:04:09.600 --> 1:04:12.760
<v Speaker 1>and there's always a way that people abuse technology and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So that could also work against you.

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<v Speaker 5>Of if someone was if a country it was not

1:04:17.440 --> 1:04:20.280
<v Speaker 5>staple and there was a form of slavery, right, then

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<v Speaker 5>you could track at someone the opposite, right exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I think what we're learning is that humans are the

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<v Speaker 2>worst part of anything. Yeah, technology or inventions. I was

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<v Speaker 2>going to make a joke that the true leaders of

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<v Speaker 2>implanting things into your body are the ones that turn

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<v Speaker 2>themselves into lizards and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, body modification.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which there is an Sview episode about which I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure we'll cover at some point.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can't wait to fall Yeah, Steve Brady baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you know, a big reason that we wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to cover this episode is because of our guest that

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<v Speaker 2>was I mean, the episode's great, are great, but I think, yeah,

1:05:02.360 --> 1:05:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I think we all know what we really wanted out

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<v Speaker 2>of this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>And we are going to talk to our guest, right, now, okay, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>it's time for our interview, and we are not going

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<v Speaker 1>to disappoint you yet again. We have one of the

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<v Speaker 1>funniest stand up comedians, the host of America's Funniest home videos,

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<v Speaker 1>the host of a podcast, Bob Saget's Here for You,

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<v Speaker 1>Danny Tanner himself from Full House.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys. Check out our interview with Bob Sagat. Were you

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<v Speaker 3>a fan of the show or did they? Okay you are.

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<v Speaker 4>I've known my Risco a really long time, so I

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<v Speaker 4>know her through Jonathan Silverman, but way before she got

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<v Speaker 4>the show. Wow, we went to a concert once together.

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<v Speaker 4>We went and saw the Wallflowers.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, yeah, one Headlight.

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<v Speaker 4>I've always thought really well of her. And when I

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<v Speaker 4>did the show, she was there with her husband and

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<v Speaker 4>he was holding their baby in the frontal pouch. I

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<v Speaker 4>never had one of those when I had kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh the little baby Bejorn.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I didn't have a Bjorn, but I just tell

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<v Speaker 4>my kid. But it's a smart move.

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<v Speaker 3>And did you want to be a criminal?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've always been cast against type, you know, against

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<v Speaker 4>when you do a series, people think that's who you are,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, and that's good, you know, it's a nice

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<v Speaker 4>thing to entertain one group of an audience. But then

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<v Speaker 4>I was always punching out of the box with my

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<v Speaker 4>stand up. I was always edgy and strange and not

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<v Speaker 4>in a mean way, but sometimes little fake gruff. But

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<v Speaker 4>then when I would get cast and stuff, or even

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<v Speaker 4>on a show like Entourage, I would do a version

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<v Speaker 4>of myself. But that's not a very up with people

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<v Speaker 4>kind of guy. It was Alcivias kind of gross version,

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<v Speaker 4>but he had my name, so that's not good.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was really funny.

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<v Speaker 4>It was It was fun I did it a bunch

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<v Speaker 4>and it was a different time, but doing the one

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<v Speaker 4>that I did in New York, and it was the

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<v Speaker 4>whole original cast, and I went out with Chris for lunch,

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<v Speaker 4>and you know, everything was kind of it was before

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<v Speaker 4>he left the show, obviously, and things were kind of nice.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't get to be with Richard Belzer, who I'd

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<v Speaker 4>known for a long time. But the funniest part was

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<v Speaker 4>I was in ICE's room. That was my dressing room,

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<v Speaker 4>was his dressing room, so his wife's pictures.

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<v Speaker 3>Everywhere, Coco and it was Coco was everywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>It was so gracious of him to let me be

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<v Speaker 4>in there and I didn't touch anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I was so scared.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's got awards and this beautiful stuff in there

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<v Speaker 4>and pictures of her everywhere. So I was just studying

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<v Speaker 4>my lines. It was it was a lot of fun

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<v Speaker 4>to play. When I read that it was very well written,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, and it was one that they went, oh, well, no,

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<v Speaker 4>we're stunting this one. And it had Chris Sarandon and

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<v Speaker 4>Bernadette Peters and my wife was Catherine Bell. So I

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<v Speaker 4>mean it was really a hilarious kind of story. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>you know the computer chip. Yeah, and I got to

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<v Speaker 4>have a little fight, got to punch Chris Sarandon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I had a little fight, giant fight. There was

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<v Speaker 2>like dos and tools everywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was really quite fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you have body doubles?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you just fall out a frame. If I recall

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<v Speaker 4>you do the punch, you know, you do it past

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<v Speaker 4>the nose and just do one of those not like

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<v Speaker 4>that that would be that would be on zoom. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I fell on a matt. He fell on a mat.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. We didn't have doubles. We were in

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<v Speaker 4>the hallway there at the hospital. I really loved the

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<v Speaker 4>scene with Catherine A lot that was like very sweet,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, stupid apology for putting it. I don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to I can spoil.

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<v Speaker 1>It because your character is like your character like does

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<v Speaker 1>fully murder someone, but then he accidentally puts his wife

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<v Speaker 1>in danger and like feels bad about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a very complete You're a multi layered character in this.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually like that because a lot of the you know,

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<v Speaker 4>when i'd watched the show, sometimes the key to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the coolest things about it are the quick

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<v Speaker 4>cuts that you're getting kind of bullet points of the story.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't need to hear a five minute dialogue scene

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<v Speaker 4>at this moment, we're just going to go did you

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<v Speaker 4>talk to her? Yeah? And then you somewhere else and

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<v Speaker 4>they're just walking down the street trying to figure it

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<v Speaker 4>out and Riska and at that time, Chris or just

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<v Speaker 4>you know, eating up the lines and making it what

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<v Speaker 4>it was, which is a show that won't go away.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, is it weirder?

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<v Speaker 2>How does it feel that like so many people have

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<v Speaker 2>fully grown.

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<v Speaker 3>Up on you and then we've got to meet you

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But my family we came from Russia, so we didn't

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<v Speaker 2>speak English, so America's Funniest Home Videos was like the

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<v Speaker 2>best foreign entertainment that you can get. And Full House

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<v Speaker 2>I watched every single day, like, how do you.

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<v Speaker 4>You're from Russia?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Russia, Ukraine.

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<v Speaker 4>I was in Ukraine. I shot a show for A

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<v Speaker 4>and E there and I helped guys get mail order brides.

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<v Speaker 4>This show in the show is where I'm from.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why.

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<v Speaker 4>But it wasn't as it was a reality show. It

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<v Speaker 4>was it was it was a comedy documentary show.

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<v Speaker 3>We did Oh my god, I want to watch.

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<v Speaker 4>That, but no, but it's not. That's not viewable. The

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<v Speaker 4>series was called Strange Days and we aired six of them.

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<v Speaker 4>The first one ended up me being in a motorcycle

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<v Speaker 4>club which I joined, which was very scary and interesting

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<v Speaker 4>and everyone was a different subculture. I went to Vegas

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<v Speaker 4>with Jeff Ross, I went to camp with fourteen year

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<v Speaker 4>old kids. I just did all different kinds of stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>It was really quite wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>And then now my niece nephews are watching old episode

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<v Speaker 2>like it's just like so many generations know who you are.

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<v Speaker 4>The Full House is never going away ever. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's so funny. I talk to people and they'll say

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be working on a couple of projects and an

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<v Speaker 4>agent or the head of a network or studio will

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<v Speaker 4>say to me, would you please get off my television.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't take it anymore. My kids are now, my

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<v Speaker 4>kids are nine and eleven. I can't stand it because

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<v Speaker 4>that's the show for them. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of Full House, though, have you seen John Stamos's

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<v Speaker 1>episode of SVU that he did?

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, of course I've seen it. There's nothing. There's

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<v Speaker 4>nothing John Stamos has done that I had not seen.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time he's been on Broadway, I have been there

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<v Speaker 4>several times. Every time I've been on Broadway, he's been

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<v Speaker 4>there six seven times.

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<v Speaker 3>He is He was that Bonnaroo when you were there,

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<v Speaker 3>Like he.

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<v Speaker 4>Was pissed because I worked my ass off in that

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<v Speaker 4>tent and I'm dripping sweat and he comes out at

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<v Speaker 4>the end and gets a standing ovation and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>I just worked so hard and all he did was

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<v Speaker 4>pose No.

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<v Speaker 2>The effect he has on people is why like you,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you or Jeff brought him to the seller

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<v Speaker 2>one time and it didn't matter what age, men, women, gay, straight,

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<v Speaker 2>Like everyone just fell apart.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd never seen anything like it.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's got a new series that's going to be

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<v Speaker 4>on Disney Plus and David E. Kelly is the executive producer,

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<v Speaker 4>and he is I'm trying to remember he's in school

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<v Speaker 4>and he's a teacher. It looks really really good, and

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<v Speaker 4>he's just you know, he's my brother. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 4>just he's amazing. He's such a good person. I just

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<v Speaker 4>did a benefit as I do every year, and we

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<v Speaker 4>did a virtual benefit for the sclurdrim Or Research Foundation

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<v Speaker 4>because I lost his sister to it. I've been working

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<v Speaker 4>with I'm on the board. I've been doing it for

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<v Speaker 4>thirty years, doing these benefits. And we did a big

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<v Speaker 4>virtual one and we raised a million point one virtually

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<v Speaker 4>with an event and John just did a zoom with

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<v Speaker 4>me with a fan and the little girl has scloroderma

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<v Speaker 4>and she's she's nine and she's so beautiful. The whole

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<v Speaker 4>family's lovely. And we're doing another one where he's going

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<v Speaker 4>to read a story to kids. He's just a guy

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<v Speaker 4>who's always done so much charitable stuff. When wet at

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<v Speaker 4>full House, he would end Fuller House. He would bring

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<v Speaker 4>around all the Make a Wish kids in Starlight and

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<v Speaker 4>he really I've always done philanthropic stuff because it's a

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<v Speaker 4>gift to be able to even have a job in

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<v Speaker 4>this business. But he has really is big hearted.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of comedy people of your generation have done SVU,

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of your pals, I feel like, outside John,

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<v Speaker 2>any episodes that you remember, did you guys ever chat

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<v Speaker 2>about your SVU times?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's weird.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't. We don't. But I think the key to

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<v Speaker 4>the show is they know that a lot of comedians

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<v Speaker 4>are good actors. You know, yeah, a lot of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, I think what's also interesting is that

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<v Speaker 1>you these you have people like, you know, people think

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<v Speaker 1>of you as one way, like you're this like sort

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<v Speaker 1>of dad, funny dad figure on this show, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you come on and you're a bad guy. And same

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<v Speaker 1>with John Seamos, He's uncle Jesse comes on and he's

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<v Speaker 1>like this bad guy. Or Martin Short was like a

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<v Speaker 1>complete psychopath. Like you know, I think it kind of

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<v Speaker 1>nerves people to have their their favorite sort of like

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<v Speaker 1>funny people kind of topped on their head a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>It's actually a thin line, as you know it really

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<v Speaker 4>it really is. I mean, a person that goes up

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<v Speaker 4>and does stand up properly as a very dark.

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<v Speaker 3>Side oh, yes, we're all psychopaths.

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<v Speaker 2>Who do you think was more fucked up? Your character

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<v Speaker 2>John Stamos's character, Well.

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<v Speaker 4>He had to get people pregnant, right, that was you? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>so I almost wish I would have had that part.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, either.

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<v Speaker 1>Way, this episode is coming out on four to twenty,

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<v Speaker 1>so we wanted.

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<v Speaker 3>To see if you would be a magical day a

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<v Speaker 3>magical day.

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<v Speaker 1>We wanted to see if you would be down with

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<v Speaker 1>answering a couple of weed related questions.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, there's actually a lot of weed named after me,

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<v Speaker 4>and I don't like it. I get no money from it.

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<v Speaker 4>I am not a sponsor. There is Bob Saget's Sativa.

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<v Speaker 4>If you just google marijuana and my name, it's it's

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<v Speaker 4>not good.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys got to give Bob his money.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, I don't want the money.

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<v Speaker 3>When did you become a famous pothead? Because Entourage?

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<v Speaker 4>While I was in Half Baked, while I was directing

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<v Speaker 4>Dirty Worker, I was in Dave Chappelle's Half Baked and

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<v Speaker 4>I said that I, you know, did what I did

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<v Speaker 4>for Coke. I don't know if you remember, but it was. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>there's a lot of this. Look up the meme. It'll

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<v Speaker 4>explain it. Yes, but that that traveled so yeah, and

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<v Speaker 4>Rodney Dangerfield, who was a friend, actually have his pot

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<v Speaker 4>pipe in the other room. But I'm not a smoker.

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't in my early twenties. I went to a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of years of it, but then I wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>get more done. So but look, I look at like

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<v Speaker 4>you know, certain people Seth Rogan. I can't imagine how

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<v Speaker 4>he gets so much done because he's a genius and

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<v Speaker 4>he's able to be buzzed. It's just so great. So oh,

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<v Speaker 4>so go ahead, what were your pop questions for.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty If you're not smoking?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you're not smoking, we were just going to

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<v Speaker 1>kind of ask you, like, you know, what's your favorite

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<v Speaker 1>way to smoke?

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<v Speaker 3>And what's your favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>Con those answers ahead, ask away, ask away, have all

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<v Speaker 4>the answers, Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do like, what's your favorite meal when you're fucked up? Like,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you.

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<v Speaker 4>Call that's usually it's the after meal would be the hamburger.

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<v Speaker 4>You know. But edibles are a problem because I had

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<v Speaker 4>a problem once where I have done edibles in the

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<v Speaker 4>past ten years, and one time I went to this

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<v Speaker 4>bakery shop in Santa Monica that had amazing edibles, really

1:16:48.320 --> 1:16:54.000
<v Speaker 4>good food. And I was dating somebody a long time ago,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was really hungry, and you don't eat an

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<v Speaker 4>edible and be really hungry.

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<v Speaker 3>And I made that mistake before as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I ate half a chocolate cake and I couldn't move.

1:17:08.880 --> 1:17:13.759
<v Speaker 4>I was in body prison. And then when I started

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<v Speaker 4>to get my censes back, said let's keep our robes

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<v Speaker 4>on and go to the Beverly Hills Hotel. That was

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<v Speaker 4>my inspired idea. But yeah, that's why I don't like

1:17:27.000 --> 1:17:28.480
<v Speaker 4>that inspiration anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, Bob, we wanted to ask you about the masked singer.

1:17:31.520 --> 1:17:33.680
<v Speaker 1>We wanted to know about that experience.

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<v Speaker 3>Was that fun? And you were the Squiggly Monster? Did

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<v Speaker 3>you choose to be the squiggly Monster?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Did they give you that?

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<v Speaker 4>I had a choice. I never told anybody this. I

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<v Speaker 4>had a choice between being I don't know if I'm

1:17:46.040 --> 1:17:48.599
<v Speaker 4>allowed to say this. I had a choice between another

1:17:48.680 --> 1:17:51.920
<v Speaker 4>character that someone else played. I don't want to say

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<v Speaker 4>it because that person might get mad. But I chose

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<v Speaker 4>squiggily because that's actually him right there, I see. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>And because the eyes looked like boobs and they were everywhere,

1:18:03.680 --> 1:18:06.040
<v Speaker 4>and I thought the eyes were going to roll around,

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<v Speaker 4>but they said no, they're fixed. But the head was

1:18:09.200 --> 1:18:12.559
<v Speaker 4>like thirty pounds. And so I'm inside this and it's

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<v Speaker 4>COVID time, right, so precautions are insane. I'm getting tested

1:18:16.360 --> 1:18:19.400
<v Speaker 4>all the time, not near anyone. I've come in with

1:18:19.479 --> 1:18:23.080
<v Speaker 4>a sweatshirt that says, don't talk to me. I've got

1:18:23.160 --> 1:18:26.400
<v Speaker 4>a hoodie on, I've got mask and a visor. No

1:18:26.400 --> 1:18:28.200
<v Speaker 4>one can see it's me. I don't see any of

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<v Speaker 4>the other characters. And then I'm glad you brought up

1:18:32.160 --> 1:18:35.920
<v Speaker 4>four twenty. And then they have us in a lineup

1:18:36.240 --> 1:18:38.680
<v Speaker 4>and I didn't know it was like a competition. I mean,

1:18:38.760 --> 1:18:41.160
<v Speaker 4>I knew the show, but I thought I came out.

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<v Speaker 4>I sang the first time. I sang have you ever

1:18:44.080 --> 1:18:48.759
<v Speaker 4>seen the Rain? I credence John Foggerty, and I did well.

1:18:48.880 --> 1:18:51.120
<v Speaker 4>I was happy with it. I've been asked to do

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<v Speaker 4>the show over the years, and I always would say no,

1:18:53.520 --> 1:18:56.680
<v Speaker 4>And then you know, it's COVID. I got nothing to do.

1:18:56.840 --> 1:18:58.720
<v Speaker 4>I got to entertain. Is it you want to do

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<v Speaker 4>a mass singer said yes. It was like it was

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<v Speaker 4>like unbelievable that I just I was dying to do

1:19:04.760 --> 1:19:08.960
<v Speaker 4>it and do anything, and I was protected and I

1:19:09.000 --> 1:19:12.680
<v Speaker 4>didn't think. I thought I was going to win, so

1:19:13.120 --> 1:19:15.839
<v Speaker 4>they had me on one more. I sang satisfaction. I

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<v Speaker 4>did that fairly well, and then I got de headed.

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<v Speaker 4>They you know, they yelled Nick Cannon and everybody else,

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<v Speaker 4>take it off, take it off. And Ken John's a

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<v Speaker 4>friend of mine, Robin thinks a friend of mine. I've

1:19:27.439 --> 1:19:30.519
<v Speaker 4>known him forever and not forever, but a long time.

1:19:30.720 --> 1:19:33.040
<v Speaker 4>And I couldn't talk to them about it. It was

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<v Speaker 4>really weird because I was doing a show with Ken

1:19:35.120 --> 1:19:36.879
<v Speaker 4>called I Can See Your Voice his other.

1:19:36.760 --> 1:19:38.000
<v Speaker 3>Show, Oh yeah, yeah.

1:19:38.400 --> 1:19:44.080
<v Speaker 4>I did a couple of right fun show COVID Craziness Precautions,

1:19:44.560 --> 1:19:47.000
<v Speaker 4>and Ken was saying, you should do mass singer come

1:19:47.040 --> 1:19:48.840
<v Speaker 4>on as a judge or something. I went, no, I

1:19:48.840 --> 1:19:52.080
<v Speaker 4>don't think so, Ken, I'm really busy. And he's texting

1:19:52.120 --> 1:19:54.920
<v Speaker 4>me this and he doesn't know that I am on

1:19:55.040 --> 1:19:55.599
<v Speaker 4>it there.

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<v Speaker 3>Squiggly Monster exactly.

1:19:58.400 --> 1:20:01.040
<v Speaker 4>And then the freaky part is I'm in a lineup

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<v Speaker 4>with these with mushroom, jellyfish, broccoli. I looked at my lip.

1:20:05.280 --> 1:20:07.720
<v Speaker 4>I swear to god, it was like I thought I

1:20:07.760 --> 1:20:10.559
<v Speaker 4>was on acid. I didn't know what it was the

1:20:10.600 --> 1:20:13.679
<v Speaker 4>most stone moment of my life. I just could barely

1:20:13.760 --> 1:20:16.840
<v Speaker 4>churn my head. And I see these creatures in the

1:20:16.840 --> 1:20:20.120
<v Speaker 4>Star Wars bar next to me, a Star Wars bar

1:20:20.240 --> 1:20:24.040
<v Speaker 4>mixed with Disneyland parade, and I don't know. I didn't

1:20:24.120 --> 1:20:25.960
<v Speaker 4>like it, and I was looking they were looking at me,

1:20:26.120 --> 1:20:28.080
<v Speaker 4>I was looking at them. We were trying to figure

1:20:28.080 --> 1:20:30.479
<v Speaker 4>out who's in there. But it was a really I

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<v Speaker 4>actually loved it.

1:20:35.360 --> 1:20:36.600
<v Speaker 3>Okay, that was amazing.

1:20:36.640 --> 1:20:39.679
<v Speaker 1>We are both huge Bob Saggat fans, and though we've

1:20:39.680 --> 1:20:42.639
<v Speaker 1>met him before, this was more too on one time

1:20:42.640 --> 1:20:43.400
<v Speaker 1>with him than we've had.

1:20:43.560 --> 1:20:46.800
<v Speaker 2>What's wild about someone like him is he's been in

1:20:46.840 --> 1:20:50.920
<v Speaker 2>all of our lives for decades, so even he means

1:20:51.000 --> 1:20:51.719
<v Speaker 2>more to us than.

1:20:51.640 --> 1:20:52.240
<v Speaker 3>We do to him.

1:20:53.760 --> 1:20:56.280
<v Speaker 2>Of course, like every moment I've ever seen him, it's

1:20:56.479 --> 1:20:59.919
<v Speaker 2>blazed in my brain, and he's like, I'm probably accosted

1:21:00.040 --> 1:21:02.200
<v Speaker 2>eight hundred times a day by everyone that thinks I'm

1:21:02.200 --> 1:21:02.759
<v Speaker 2>their daddy.

1:21:02.960 --> 1:21:07.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah everybody. Yeah, that's so true. Everyone's obsessed.

1:21:07.680 --> 1:21:10.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's what's so cool about you know, TV

1:21:11.080 --> 1:21:14.519
<v Speaker 2>and movies. You you grow up with it SVU forever. Yeah,

1:21:14.760 --> 1:21:17.000
<v Speaker 2>but I didn't add that. I forgot to talk about

1:21:17.000 --> 1:21:20.639
<v Speaker 2>this in the intro. So uh not, what is it?

1:21:21.280 --> 1:21:24.160
<v Speaker 2>Non suckuorder, not non sequitter. When it's like not kosh,

1:21:24.360 --> 1:21:26.600
<v Speaker 2>not the rag. We're gonna do a little twist on

1:21:26.600 --> 1:21:27.800
<v Speaker 2>the postmon orthodox.

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<v Speaker 3>As a Jew, I can't believe you didn't know that.

1:21:31.280 --> 1:21:35.240
<v Speaker 3>I shoul just watch that show. But Maloney's ass is

1:21:35.280 --> 1:21:36.040
<v Speaker 3>now mainstream.

1:21:36.320 --> 1:21:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you, I mean, if you're listening to this,

1:21:38.360 --> 1:21:40.800
<v Speaker 1>chances are you sent us his butt. We've received many,

1:21:40.800 --> 1:21:42.679
<v Speaker 1>many messages from you guys. That's not a read.

1:21:42.800 --> 1:21:43.320
<v Speaker 3>We love it.

1:21:43.600 --> 1:21:47.320
<v Speaker 1>Keep sending his butt, but it's multiple angles. It's like memes.

1:21:47.360 --> 1:21:51.080
<v Speaker 1>It's different. It's artistic renderings. I mean, because it's non SVU.

1:21:51.080 --> 1:21:53.479
<v Speaker 2>People, every gay man in my phone I've gotten a

1:21:53.520 --> 1:21:55.040
<v Speaker 2>text about for sure.

1:21:55.160 --> 1:21:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean and now yeah, it's like on BuzzFeed and

1:21:57.720 --> 1:21:59.160
<v Speaker 1>it's like all it's crazy.

1:21:59.200 --> 1:22:02.080
<v Speaker 2>It's he's a tipping point. Yeah, a few is obviously mainstream.

1:22:02.080 --> 1:22:05.439
<v Speaker 2>It's been on NBC for twenty one season. Sure, it's

1:22:05.520 --> 1:22:08.880
<v Speaker 2>like uh fever, it's ass fever. I mean, it's Maloney

1:22:08.960 --> 1:22:09.719
<v Speaker 2>ass fever.

1:22:09.800 --> 1:22:12.120
<v Speaker 1>And he's like totally being such a good support about it.

1:22:12.120 --> 1:22:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Like people are tweeting him like where'd you get all

1:22:13.640 --> 1:22:15.719
<v Speaker 1>that cake? And he's like, well, I'm a big boy,

1:22:16.000 --> 1:22:19.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm sixty or like, he's just like he's just being

1:22:19.600 --> 1:22:21.960
<v Speaker 1>really cute and then like shares tweeting about it. I mean,

1:22:22.000 --> 1:22:23.880
<v Speaker 1>I think when cher is doing one of her all

1:22:23.960 --> 1:22:28.280
<v Speaker 1>caps questionable grammar tweets about your butt and you're acting.

1:22:28.520 --> 1:22:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Actually she was just commenting on his acting. But I

1:22:30.160 --> 1:22:31.400
<v Speaker 1>think we know what the subtext was.

1:22:31.680 --> 1:22:35.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean share, that's cool, that's cool.

1:22:36.000 --> 1:22:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, anyway, that was just a side note to

1:22:39.160 --> 1:22:41.360
<v Speaker 1>let you guys know that we are fully aware of

1:22:41.600 --> 1:22:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Maloney butt gate and it's all it's all happening.

1:22:44.160 --> 1:22:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what did I learn from this episode?

1:22:46.080 --> 1:22:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Like, before you date a guy, get him mentally checked out,

1:22:50.680 --> 1:22:53.639
<v Speaker 2>Like you know that boyfriend, the best friend boyfriend, gray

1:22:53.640 --> 1:22:57.160
<v Speaker 2>haired man was just like didn't.

1:22:56.800 --> 1:22:58.920
<v Speaker 3>Care about any Oh well, he didn't care.

1:22:58.840 --> 1:23:01.000
<v Speaker 2>His wife was dead. He didn't think Cara's girlfriend was

1:23:01.040 --> 1:23:03.839
<v Speaker 2>having surgery. But both of these women were in committed,

1:23:03.880 --> 1:23:05.280
<v Speaker 2>loving relationships with him.

1:23:05.360 --> 1:23:08.920
<v Speaker 3>It's like everyone's a psychopath. I don't know how anyone

1:23:09.000 --> 1:23:09.599
<v Speaker 3>dates ever.

1:23:10.000 --> 1:23:12.360
<v Speaker 2>It's so scary you could be with someone that's not

1:23:12.360 --> 1:23:15.040
<v Speaker 2>even gonna shed a tear when you're dead and is

1:23:15.160 --> 1:23:18.320
<v Speaker 2>using you for money to keep your dance studio along.

1:23:18.400 --> 1:23:19.879
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like it's just twisted.

1:23:20.040 --> 1:23:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Can't even throw a couple of tulips your way when

1:23:21.880 --> 1:23:23.479
<v Speaker 1>you've had a life saving liver surgery.

1:23:23.520 --> 1:23:24.320
<v Speaker 3>It's a little nuts.

1:23:24.400 --> 1:23:26.680
<v Speaker 1>If I meet someone that i'm into, I'm getting I'm

1:23:26.760 --> 1:23:30.880
<v Speaker 1>hiring a full Lexus Nexus background check. Yeah, that's a

1:23:30.880 --> 1:23:33.280
<v Speaker 1>great idea, But the guy didn't have a criminal pass.

1:23:33.320 --> 1:23:34.240
<v Speaker 3>He's just an asshole.

1:23:34.640 --> 1:23:36.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you would find in a background check.

1:23:36.400 --> 1:23:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Other girlfriends that are like, yeah he sucks.

1:23:38.600 --> 1:23:41.400
<v Speaker 2>Now, I mean private, I follow him following and give

1:23:41.439 --> 1:23:43.920
<v Speaker 2>you like a full maybe. Well, it's kind of like

1:23:43.960 --> 1:23:47.760
<v Speaker 2>the Seinfeld Jujubi's is that what not Jujubi's jujifruits?

1:23:49.280 --> 1:23:53.120
<v Speaker 3>Jujub is a grown woman. No, jujub is the candy.

1:23:53.680 --> 1:23:55.519
<v Speaker 1>I think they were calling them jujifruits in the show

1:23:55.640 --> 1:23:56.639
<v Speaker 1>Jujubis are a candy.

1:23:56.680 --> 1:23:59.799
<v Speaker 2>No, I think jujubi is a drag queen and juju

1:23:59.800 --> 1:24:00.639
<v Speaker 2>fur is the king.

1:24:00.720 --> 1:24:04.679
<v Speaker 3>No jujub is a can. Hannah's looking at up. Jujub

1:24:04.920 --> 1:24:05.519
<v Speaker 3>is a candy.

1:24:05.800 --> 1:24:07.760
<v Speaker 1>I think maybe they couldn't say it on Dimefeld and

1:24:07.760 --> 1:24:09.919
<v Speaker 1>they were calling a juji No, they were calling a Jujubi's.

1:24:10.000 --> 1:24:11.800
<v Speaker 3>You're right, we got to just back up off this whole.

1:24:12.040 --> 1:24:13.559
<v Speaker 3>They're like a sour Patch kid.

1:24:13.360 --> 1:24:16.760
<v Speaker 5>Without the sour elements, hard or not.

1:24:17.960 --> 1:24:21.640
<v Speaker 2>And Ike, they're just a hard gummy. They're disgusting and

1:24:21.680 --> 1:24:24.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm a gummy fanatic and they're the worst in their

1:24:24.080 --> 1:24:27.240
<v Speaker 2>gummies good. I'd rather have Dots or Mike and Ikes

1:24:27.280 --> 1:24:30.760
<v Speaker 2>than a juju be. I didn't realize that, but it's

1:24:30.800 --> 1:24:32.639
<v Speaker 2>kind of like that, like, maybe set up a prank

1:24:32.720 --> 1:24:35.360
<v Speaker 2>for your future lover that you want to get serious with,

1:24:35.640 --> 1:24:38.200
<v Speaker 2>where someone tells them something terrible happened, and then they

1:24:38.280 --> 1:24:40.879
<v Speaker 2>see how they respond, and then they're on hidden cameras

1:24:40.920 --> 1:24:42.479
<v Speaker 2>and then that's how you know if you can be

1:24:42.560 --> 1:24:49.160
<v Speaker 2>with them or not, okay? Or microchip, Yeah, what I've

1:24:49.200 --> 1:24:50.960
<v Speaker 2>learned is needed to be micro chipped.

1:24:51.320 --> 1:24:52.880
<v Speaker 1>But I think what we've learned also is that Lee's

1:24:52.960 --> 1:24:56.160
<v Speaker 1>is willing to be micro chipped, and I'm microchipping everybody

1:24:56.200 --> 1:24:57.000
<v Speaker 1>in my life.

1:24:57.600 --> 1:24:59.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and what else?

1:24:59.720 --> 1:25:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I think there's also some early in the episode lessons like, uh,

1:25:05.120 --> 1:25:07.600
<v Speaker 1>don't lose your virginity in Central Park after dark. I

1:25:07.600 --> 1:25:10.960
<v Speaker 1>don't think that that's going to be as picturesque as

1:25:10.960 --> 1:25:11.880
<v Speaker 1>they're making it seem.

1:25:12.040 --> 1:25:13.320
<v Speaker 3>That whole guy was annoying.

1:25:13.640 --> 1:25:16.320
<v Speaker 2>He was like pressuring her, making jokes after wul they

1:25:16.360 --> 1:25:17.200
<v Speaker 2>find a body.

1:25:17.320 --> 1:25:20.320
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I just like, I don't even know.

1:25:20.600 --> 1:25:22.479
<v Speaker 1>Just saying the chances of you finding a body in

1:25:22.520 --> 1:25:24.960
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the act are higher in Central Park,

1:25:25.000 --> 1:25:28.360
<v Speaker 1>so I would just steer clear. Find a field at

1:25:28.400 --> 1:25:32.240
<v Speaker 1>Lisa's college, the Lisa Rhagger Virginity Lost Memorial Field.

1:25:32.360 --> 1:25:34.200
<v Speaker 3>I believe that that is what they call it at

1:25:34.200 --> 1:25:34.840
<v Speaker 3>your old school.

1:25:35.040 --> 1:25:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I have a lot of I have

1:25:36.960 --> 1:25:40.880
<v Speaker 2>a lot of opinions. I definitely wrote a college senior

1:25:40.920 --> 1:25:43.559
<v Speaker 2>paper on the concept of virginity. I would and as

1:25:43.960 --> 1:25:47.160
<v Speaker 2>it's only education, would absolutely love to read it. So

1:25:47.320 --> 1:25:49.280
<v Speaker 2>I just have a lot of opinions about all of this,

1:25:49.760 --> 1:25:53.160
<v Speaker 2>and that does don't matter. Also, Bob Saget, what was

1:25:53.200 --> 1:25:57.439
<v Speaker 2>his name in it? Garrett Glenn gous to Glenn, don't

1:25:57.439 --> 1:25:59.960
<v Speaker 2>trust to Glenn. Also, yeah, I guess if your order

1:26:00.320 --> 1:26:04.200
<v Speaker 2>like some special chemical that gives people seizures from Japan, like,

1:26:04.439 --> 1:26:06.760
<v Speaker 2>don't use your credit card, figure out, I mean figure out,

1:26:07.040 --> 1:26:09.519
<v Speaker 2>get a friend to do it for you or something. Also,

1:26:10.240 --> 1:26:13.240
<v Speaker 2>make sure you're paying off your stage managers or having

1:26:13.240 --> 1:26:14.200
<v Speaker 2>them sign an NDA.

1:26:14.680 --> 1:26:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because that woman was talking. Yeah, yeah, Genevieve. No,

1:26:18.960 --> 1:26:21.680
<v Speaker 1>what was that, Yeah, Genevieve, Yeah, No, it was Geneva.

1:26:21.920 --> 1:26:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Geneva because once you said that, I was like, I

1:26:26.240 --> 1:26:27.599
<v Speaker 1>kind of do like that name. And I was like,

1:26:27.640 --> 1:26:29.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about baby names, you know, but I'm not

1:26:29.600 --> 1:26:32.479
<v Speaker 1>going to name the baby Geneva after a stage manager

1:26:32.520 --> 1:26:34.240
<v Speaker 1>from Lawn Order SVU, but that would be.

1:26:34.240 --> 1:26:36.840
<v Speaker 5>What about the name Danny because apparently it sticks with

1:26:36.880 --> 1:26:38.120
<v Speaker 5>you Danny.

1:26:38.280 --> 1:26:40.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it loves a Danny, Danny and Danny.

1:26:41.000 --> 1:26:43.360
<v Speaker 1>And then Danny Tanner is Bob Saget's name, and he's

1:26:43.360 --> 1:26:47.120
<v Speaker 1>probably most called by other people a lot of Danny's also.

1:26:47.200 --> 1:26:51.880
<v Speaker 2>I think in this episode we learned Benson's everything, Like

1:26:52.120 --> 1:26:55.639
<v Speaker 2>Maloney without Benson is nothing. Yeah, like he couldn't talk

1:26:55.680 --> 1:26:58.679
<v Speaker 2>to that man until Benson showed up with her soft speak.

1:26:58.800 --> 1:27:02.120
<v Speaker 2>So like, I think, I actually this happened to me

1:27:02.200 --> 1:27:04.320
<v Speaker 2>in a professional setting where I was working with a

1:27:04.439 --> 1:27:06.800
<v Speaker 2>duo and then one of the duo people disappeared and

1:27:06.840 --> 1:27:08.559
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I don't think I ever liked you.

1:27:08.600 --> 1:27:10.000
<v Speaker 2>I think this is where it was all that the

1:27:10.000 --> 1:27:10.559
<v Speaker 2>whole time.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, I think we need to learn if SVU

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<v Speaker 5>writers had a real theory about the arm. Everything I

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<v Speaker 5>was related to an arm and I need to know

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<v Speaker 5>that's a personal thing for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very it's a very college paper subject.

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<v Speaker 3>Neil Neil there less arm in the.

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<v Speaker 1>In the episode choreographed on Lona Dress view by Hannah

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle Creighton.

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<v Speaker 3>Neil tweet at us, Yeah, Neil.

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<v Speaker 1>Let us know if you guys had some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>arm imagery going on with Rady alis uh. And then yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we also what we have learned outside of the show,

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<v Speaker 1>because we did mention the grocery bags again in this

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<v Speaker 1>is that there are special grocery bags that are props.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're made out of silicon because they don't make

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<v Speaker 3>that noise. So we learned that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, if you can get Binnard up Peters to

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<v Speaker 1>be your lawyer, gosh a legend. Tinker Bell and I

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<v Speaker 1>thank you Bell, she's the best. Okay, now it is

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<v Speaker 1>time for what would Sister Peg Do? Which is our

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<v Speaker 1>weekly segment where we give you guys, you know, articles, books, charities,

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<v Speaker 1>organizations that you can look more into and get some

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<v Speaker 1>more information about the subject we touched on in today's episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Since today's episode was really more about, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>microchip situation. What we wanted to point you to is

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<v Speaker 1>the Sclarroderma Research Foundation, which is a cause. It's very

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<v Speaker 1>close to Bob Saget's heart. It's a disease that unfortunately

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<v Speaker 1>claimed the life of his sister, and he is on

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<v Speaker 1>the board of directors for this organization. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>potentially life threatening illness and there was almost no research

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<v Speaker 1>on it when this foundation was first founded, and now

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<v Speaker 1>they do a lot to help sclare derma patients and

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<v Speaker 1>work on finding improved therapies and a cure. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you are interested, their website is srfcure dot org. And

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<v Speaker 1>we'll obviously be posting that in our It's in our

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<v Speaker 1>show notes, and we'll be posting it in our Instagram stories.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to mention Sclare grammer is a fucked disease.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of the worst diseases. Drag Queen Chi Chi

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<v Speaker 2>zu Vain.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, had this and a beloved drag queen who recently

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<v Speaker 1>passed away from this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I was watching an interview and she was

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<v Speaker 2>like everyone says when I got this, Everyone's like, but

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<v Speaker 2>you should have gotten cancer, Like, it really is a

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<v Speaker 2>really fucked up disease.

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<v Speaker 3>Not that cancer is a walk in the park or

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<v Speaker 3>anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you want to do some research on it,

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<v Speaker 2>it really is like scary and there is no cure

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<v Speaker 2>and if you are feeling, if you are able to,

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<v Speaker 2>I would really encourage getting involved with this one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's also to mention that on our Instagram if you're interested,

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<v Speaker 1>we have all of our former what would sister pegs

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<v Speaker 1>tagged in a highlight on our Instagram page, So if

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<v Speaker 1>you're interested in any other organization we've mentioned, they're all

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<v Speaker 1>listed there in a series of stories, as well as

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<v Speaker 1>anything we mentioned on the podcast, like funny pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>Riba McIntyre with a corn dog or Lisa's Obama chocolates,

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<v Speaker 1>those are in a highlight.

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<v Speaker 3>That we have named mention it All.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you see our highlight that's mentioned it all

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<v Speaker 1>or you're like wait when did they post the picture

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<v Speaker 1>of this? Obviously, highlights only last for twenty four hours,

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<v Speaker 1>so we've I mean up stories do so we've saved

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<v Speaker 1>them as a highlight for you.

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