Speaker 1: Of the law and Order franchises. SVU is considered especially watchable.
Speaker 2: We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the
Speaker 2: vicious felonies.
Speaker 3: These episodes are based on. These are our stories.
Speaker 1: Done Done, Welcome, Hello, that s Messed Up NSVU podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm Kara Klank, I'm Liza Trigger And every week we
Speaker 1: talk about an episode of SVU the true crime it's
Speaker 1: based on, and we have a guest from the episode,
Speaker 1: and we have a great guest like always as usual.
Speaker 3: And it is for twenty before twenty babies. I'm going
Speaker 3: to get taco bell. That's how I'm celebrating.
Speaker 1: I think you should go to whatever you should worship
Speaker 1: at whatever church you want.
Speaker 3: In today's highest of Holy Days.
Speaker 2: I'm getting a on shrap and a cheesy gourdida and
Speaker 2: I'm going to smoke a blunt.
Speaker 3: I hope someone will roll a blunt for me today.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you can get someone to do that. It
Speaker 3: is weird. Have you ever watched someone roll a blunt
Speaker 3: or a joint. It's like a surgery.
Speaker 1: It feels like it takes a really long time and
Speaker 1: it's like very meticulous.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: What messes me up is like they have to slobber. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep,
Speaker 2: that's the sick part.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The guys in college used to like put the whole
Speaker 1: thing in their mouth afterwards to like seal it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I would just like meet a stranger
Speaker 2: and smoke their shit.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's why it's not COVID friendly. Blunts are not COVID friendly.
Speaker 1: I gotta say no.
Speaker 2: Most drug use, I don't think is because even the
Speaker 2: ones that like, you could do Molly, but you'll want
Speaker 2: to touch someone you're not. It's not going to keep
Speaker 2: distanced on Mollie. No, absolutely not. We also, okay, we
Speaker 2: have to start off with an issue. Karen and I've
Speaker 2: been having so and actually this issue my friends are also.
Speaker 3: Not on my side. Okay, yeah, I know what this is.
Speaker 2: So I'm sick of silverware dividers. I don't need them separated.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they need to be organized. I
Speaker 2: don't like it. It stresses me out. So I wanted
Speaker 2: my silverware loose.
Speaker 1: In a drawer, and I think that is insane. I
Speaker 1: don't understand why when you're looking for a spoon, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to just open a drawer and go here
Speaker 1: where all the spoons are, grab a spoon and move
Speaker 1: on with your life. You're like, I'd rather do a
Speaker 1: treasure hunt and find the spoon.
Speaker 2: There's not that many things. There's only two. There's a knife, fork, spoon.
Speaker 2: It's not like I have big spoons and small spoons.
Speaker 2: I have big forks and little forks. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 2: why I use a divider.
Speaker 1: Also, it's like there's little crummies and things getting in
Speaker 1: that drawer, a little dust particles. I just feel like
Speaker 1: the divider keeps everything like cleaner.
Speaker 2: Well, I bought one of those like papers that are
Speaker 2: pretty the grandparents like, yeah, like shelf paper.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a step, But I just think that
Speaker 1: a two dollars divider is what you need.
Speaker 3: I just don't. I just can't believe this is the
Speaker 3: hill you're dying. I'm not gonna die.
Speaker 2: Well, our friend made me buy like one container that
Speaker 2: I'm keeping. I'm gonna buy two steps. I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: throw them all in one container and see how I feel.
Speaker 2: Right now, they're loose in the drawer and I have
Speaker 2: no complaints.
Speaker 1: I would love to hear from the listeners silverware dividers
Speaker 1: or just full on jungle of silverware.
Speaker 3: Tell me how you organize your drawer.
Speaker 2: I know most people do it, but I wonder if
Speaker 2: they might join my loose games or not, if maybe
Speaker 2: they're sick of the dividers too. I also reveal to
Speaker 2: everyone I haven't washed produce and forever I don't want to,
Speaker 2: but that seems appalling to the group.
Speaker 3: But I'm just like, what's the worst that can happen?
Speaker 3: I don't know, probably.
Speaker 2: Salmonella or blueberry doesn't have sell. I have to wash
Speaker 2: a blueberry. I'm popping it in my mouth. I'm like done,
Speaker 2: I'm just done with all these fucking rules.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is because the dirtier you are, the less
Speaker 2: susceptible you are to shit, because your body is used
Speaker 2: to being dirty.
Speaker 1: If this podcast was going to get a restaurant grade,
Speaker 1: I think we'd be getting a C. I think we
Speaker 1: in the window storefront of our podcast would be.
Speaker 3: A sea rating. So I'm just like no, because you
Speaker 3: bring it way up. Well.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm not even crazy about like harsh washing produce
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 3: I rinse. I rinse. I'm not like super psycho about it,
Speaker 3: but I do rinse. Yeah, I mean I wiped it
Speaker 3: down when COVID first started. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, if I'm alone in my house and I know
Speaker 2: I'm going to pee a few more times, I might
Speaker 2: not wash my hands. Like if you pee in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night, are you washing your hands?
Speaker 1: No? Not if I p in the middle of the night, yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm literally sleepwalking to the bathroom and I'm pregnant,
Speaker 1: so I am peeing multiple times.
Speaker 3: I don't have time for the hurt. I'll come over.
Speaker 3: I'll I just high five to you before the show started.
Speaker 3: So here we are now.
Speaker 2: If I know, I'll wash my hands when I am
Speaker 2: seeing people, I also have a desperate I.
Speaker 3: Don't know if this is another desperate it is desperate.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I've been watching Inked YouTube the channel, so it's like
Speaker 2: a tattoo magazine and they like well in her it's
Speaker 2: like talking head style with tattoo artists and they talk
Speaker 2: about different topics. And one of my favorite characters from
Speaker 2: ink Masters Kelly. I don't know if it's Dottie or Dodie,
Speaker 2: but Kelly. She does a new school. She lives in Salem.
Speaker 1: And when you say characters, you mean a full real
Speaker 1: life person. Okay, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: No, she's a real person, Kelly, and she has Law
Speaker 2: and Order tattooed on her body.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: She talks about how she loves true crime and true
Speaker 2: crime podcasts, and so I just in case she's listening,
Speaker 2: I want to say, Kelly, I watched you on ink Masters,
Speaker 2: and please hit us up.
Speaker 1: If you're friends with Kelly from mak Masters, please tell
Speaker 1: her that Lisa is a fan of her character and
Speaker 1: would like to talk to her about life.
Speaker 2: But the reason her her season was the best was
Speaker 2: there was like a few chicks and like, first, okay,
Speaker 2: so this was the in where each Master Tattoo guy
Speaker 2: judge had their own team and it was like the
Speaker 2: teams versus times and so the teams were split. But
Speaker 2: then Kelly went to one of the girls and one
Speaker 2: of the challenges and was like, fuck these teams, let's
Speaker 2: just have each other's backs. And the rest of the
Speaker 2: girls were like fuck yeah. And this drove the men insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she turned it into a battle of the sexit
Speaker 1: but not even about she was just like, let's have
Speaker 1: each other's back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And the men tried.
Speaker 2: So hard to fuck them up, but they were so
Speaker 2: superior in every way that the men kept going crazier
Speaker 2: and crazier and having meetings being like, we got to
Speaker 2: get these bitches. We'll get them and they're gonna go crazy,
Speaker 2: and it's like you're going crazy, and like they would
Speaker 2: try to give them the hardest assignments and like just
Speaker 2: screw up their game, and no matter what they threw
Speaker 2: at these girls, they just were able to keep winning
Speaker 2: because they were just so good.
Speaker 3: And Kelly and Ryan were in the top.
Speaker 2: So two out of the three top people were the
Speaker 2: girls while the guys just.
Speaker 3: Got picked off.
Speaker 2: And then but then the end was a live finale
Speaker 2: and it starts with Dave Navarro in hooks through his
Speaker 2: back swinging and it's like that deserves a warning.
Speaker 3: Wait what what.
Speaker 2: Like people like suspension stuff, but through his actual skin. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so like he had hooks in his skin, like throughout
Speaker 2: his body and he was swinging over the audience.
Speaker 3: No, no, I can't talk about this anymore. Yea, that's horrific.
Speaker 3: This is making me scared, Like I was insane.
Speaker 1: Oh, skin stuff is like so scary for me, that's
Speaker 1: really what.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we have a friend that I found out
Speaker 2: was watching ink Masters, so I told them when the
Speaker 2: season is the best season. But not only that, there
Speaker 2: will be a moment where Dave Navarro acts insane and
Speaker 2: you please text me. And so they texted me, and
Speaker 2: in the background of the live video, it was their
Speaker 2: girlfriend shrieking, like, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, why.
Speaker 5: Liza, If you think you need ink Master to have
Speaker 5: a warning, I think that's messed up.
Speaker 3: Needs a warning just for the listeners.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we put a trigger warning on this fucking
Speaker 1: skin swing.
Speaker 2: This is okay, this actually needs a double warning. But
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with these porn stars. Are a lesbian married couple.
Speaker 2: But you're not gonna like this. But she did a
Speaker 2: knee suspension, like blowbang.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is that what is that?
Speaker 1: She was suspended through her skin knees? No, no, no, no, Lisa, Okay,
Speaker 1: we gotta move on. I can't do this anymore. We
Speaker 1: can't talk about it anymore.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let's move on to your child. Well
Speaker 3: let's allow my toddler to paltte cleanse this conversation. No.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm in a really great place with Rosie right now.
Speaker 2: She's obsessed with me and I do nothing. She's talked
Speaker 2: about you again this morning. I go we're going on vacation.
Speaker 2: She goes, and Lisa's coming.
Speaker 3: To She's obsessed with Lisa right now. And I don't
Speaker 3: know what to do. But I didn't. I didn't facilitate this.
Speaker 1: I think it's because you gave her the Daniel Tiger
Speaker 1: stuffed animal for her birthday.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's it. Because you said that. You put her
Speaker 2: in a car seat, and she's like, where's Lisa. She
Speaker 2: got in her car seat.
Speaker 1: She was soset and she goes, I want Lisa, And
Speaker 1: I was like, Lisa's gonna make you wear a car
Speaker 1: seat too, Well, maybe not, I don't know. She's not
Speaker 1: washing her hands, no, and her.
Speaker 2: Voice is so cute and high, but she's talking so much. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I just can't wait for our never stops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to Palm Springs today, a bunch of
Speaker 1: us with our vaccinated pod, and we're really excited to
Speaker 1: get going. I mean, by the time this airs, we'll
Speaker 1: be back.
Speaker 3: But we'll tell you, we'll regale you with tails of
Speaker 3: r It's weird. You guys are a little behind.
Speaker 2: But yeah, when you're listening to now, as you're listening
Speaker 2: to this, I will be eating taco bell.
Speaker 3: That's true. So we'll be back from Palm Springs and
Speaker 3: I will be celebrated.
Speaker 1: So as you're listening, just imagine the he's a bunch
Speaker 1: biting into a crunchy.
Speaker 2: If you are celebrating for twenty, tag us yeah or yeah.
Speaker 3: Just tag us in your photos of you like hi,
Speaker 3: watching us vide yes, send us your weed.
Speaker 2: And also I really love when you guys tag us
Speaker 2: in babies, dogs, cats watching the show.
Speaker 1: The pets are loving the show. They are big fans.
Speaker 1: We got to start great. So yeah, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: hop into today's episode, but it's you'll notice it's a
Speaker 1: little bit of a chiller episode today. We didn't want
Speaker 1: to harsh your mellow on four twenty, so it's not
Speaker 1: quite as uh, it's not quite as get ready to
Speaker 1: get sad as it usually is.
Speaker 2: But I did bring up the hooks, so that might
Speaker 2: be more Yes setting you did get some trauma.
Speaker 1: We provided you with a little bit of trauma. So
Speaker 1: let's uh.
Speaker 2: Oh, I have one more shout out. I just want
Speaker 2: to say, moving here, I've been so grateful to Karen,
Speaker 2: all of our friends, and I feel so often in
Speaker 2: our lives it's like, go find a romantic partner. But
Speaker 2: you should all invest in great friendships because it was
Speaker 2: so nice. I'm like, people brought me things, everyone wanted
Speaker 2: to see my place.
Speaker 3: I got picked up from the airport.
Speaker 2: It was just like everyone was with you know, a
Speaker 2: friend gave me a nightstand. It's just been so nice
Speaker 2: to have great friends.
Speaker 3: You've got a good villain. I have a good village. Yeah,
Speaker 3: thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Now, everybody smokeable, and let's watch this episode.
Speaker 3: All right, all right?
Speaker 2: This is season eight, episode nine, choreographed, and it starts
Speaker 2: off with like very sensual licking and kissing of a
Speaker 2: young couple about to have sex in a park. I
Speaker 2: would say, and but she like the girls like, no,
Speaker 2: it's my first time. I wanted to be special, not
Speaker 2: at Central Park. And I did lose my virginity on
Speaker 2: a grass seafield. So I guess this girl needs to
Speaker 2: lower her standards.
Speaker 1: Central Park after dark is that's not where you want
Speaker 1: it to happen. Nobody go to Central Park after I
Speaker 1: thought you were going to say the opposite, Like Central
Speaker 1: Park is such a cool park where it's like, if
Speaker 1: we're going to lose your virginity outside, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel I you can't even talk right now. So
Speaker 1: they're around and then a dog interrupts their sexy time barking.
Speaker 2: But the dog is not evil at all. The dog
Speaker 2: just needs help. So they grab the leash and follow
Speaker 2: the dog, and the girl says he's really wound up,
Speaker 2: and the guy goes, I know how he feels, so
Speaker 2: boner joke immediately, which I love, and the dog leads
Speaker 2: them aggressively and they see a man in a trench
Speaker 2: coat limping away, and then sadly there is a blonde woman.
Speaker 3: Her shirt is ripped open.
Speaker 2: She's on the ground, and the teen kneels down and
Speaker 2: asks if she was raped, and she nods yes, but
Speaker 2: she's hyperventilating. She can't breathe, but she indicates that she
Speaker 2: had been raped. So we're on the scene. Stabler's there,
Speaker 2: everyone's there, and fun fact that this teen is actually
Speaker 2: an actress from Orange is The New Black season six.
Speaker 2: She played one of Carol's girls who reported to Madison
Speaker 2: that blonde one from Boston.
Speaker 1: God, I did not remember her at all from that,
Speaker 1: but okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's just very like beautiful. I just remember her.
Speaker 1: Oh, yep, I know exactly what you're talking about. The
Speaker 1: very beautiful girl. Yes, we're like, girl, don't be in prison.
Speaker 1: But I auditioned for the Madison part in Oranges mean one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so, But I can't play a racist because
Speaker 1: I'm so Jewish looking.
Speaker 3: I do. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: They could figure it out away away to make you look.
Speaker 3: I don't think you have like a very specific Jewish features.
Speaker 3: I feel like my noses.
Speaker 2: But I got a lot of Oranges and New Black
Speaker 2: Nazi auditions and I was like, I just don't think
Speaker 2: I can pull this off.
Speaker 3: I just don't.
Speaker 2: And this girl did a great job. But anyways, we're
Speaker 2: back Stabler's talking to the teens and then we have
Speaker 2: CSU Captain Judith ciper Is on the scene and she's
Speaker 2: one of our listeners aunts so shout out that's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're definitely hoping to talk to her one day.
Speaker 1: She's like very very classic CSU and she's got I.
Speaker 3: Mean, so does Melinda.
Speaker 2: Like they both are just sassy and I really and
Speaker 2: yeah that she finds a coffee shop receipt, a coffee
Speaker 2: cup and a debit card near the body, and from
Speaker 2: the debit card we find out the name of the
Speaker 2: victim and it is Danielle Masoner and Melinda is also
Speaker 2: on the scene, so there's so many scientists and it's
Speaker 2: confusing because the teen said she was grasping for air,
Speaker 2: but Melinda sees no signs of strangulation or bruising on
Speaker 2: her neck and first glance there's no fluids, but there
Speaker 2: are other scrapes on her body, so we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: Melinda's guest is she had a coronary from a stranger
Speaker 2: attacking her while she was walking her dog, and Maloney
Speaker 2: says literally scared to death.
Speaker 1: Credits Doo doo do do do?
Speaker 2: Like, can there be enough videos that people send us
Speaker 2: of people dancing to the theme song?
Speaker 3: No, I don't know what we should do a challenge like, uh,
Speaker 3: we should come up with a dance? Yeah. Yes.
Speaker 2: So when we are back from the credits, we're in
Speaker 2: a wild predictable We're basically zoomed in on a giant
Speaker 2: photo of a naked woman and a child's pose type
Speaker 2: vibe and a man with gray hair is talking about
Speaker 2: the victim who is a model and she's modeled since
Speaker 2: she was a child, And who is this gray haired man.
Speaker 2: It is Wesley, her husband, and he has a hoop
Speaker 2: earring and a mustache, so you know, he's a bad
Speaker 2: boy who's just aged a little bit. It's a very
Speaker 2: beautiful space for New York, very sunlit. We learned the
Speaker 2: husband as an artistic director and choreographer and owns a
Speaker 2: dance studio coast owns a dance studio called Radialis radialis?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Who on a Saturday night is like, oh, we got
Speaker 2: to go to radialis we got to check out the
Speaker 2: new show at radialis This is? They did not have
Speaker 2: a good marketing department. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 3: That was it? Just okay, sir.
Speaker 2: So you know, Stabler is talking about the victim with
Speaker 2: the husband and calls her Danny, and Wesley gets pissed
Speaker 2: and goes, no, only I call her Danny, you call
Speaker 2: her Danielle. So that's like maybe a clue, maybe not, Like,
Speaker 2: what's what's that about?
Speaker 3: I think it's just a reference to Danny Beck. Well,
Speaker 3: of course, but we don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, basically, this is the first episode without Danny Beck, right,
Speaker 2: Like Danny's gone, Yeah, so it's obviously Danny. He can't
Speaker 2: get Danny out of his mind. That kiss stayed in him.
Speaker 2: So then Bob Saggett walks in as Glenn Shields and
Speaker 2: Catherine Bell from Jag from Jimmy Shields. Never seen an
Speaker 2: episode of Jag, but I know that's so funny.
Speaker 1: I have never seen a minute of JAG, but I
Speaker 1: know this woman's face from.
Speaker 3: Like JAG commercials. I don't even know what Jack is about.
Speaker 2: I think naval. I think it was like top Gun
Speaker 2: for television or so. But I know that poster so
Speaker 2: fucking well. It was on the air for a decade.
Speaker 2: Not seen one episode. Maybe we should JAG podcast coming
Speaker 2: up next. But Catherine Bell, who is beautiful, and I
Speaker 2: think people will come for me for this. She's obviously gorgeous,
Speaker 2: but we learned she's a dancer at the studio. Girl,
Speaker 2: I've seen black Swan. You're too old to dance? What's
Speaker 2: going on here? Like, obviously, follow your dreams, do what
Speaker 2: you want to do. But we cannot pretend this woman
Speaker 2: is in a dance company.
Speaker 6: Well yeah, I think that that like just realistically, in
Speaker 6: a modern dance company in New York City, you're not
Speaker 6: going to be in your mid to late thirties and
Speaker 6: be a principal like lead dancer, Like that's probably not
Speaker 6: gonna happen that often.
Speaker 3: Yes, this has plagued me for a decade.
Speaker 2: I've wanted to like scream this from the rooftops, and
Speaker 2: thank god I have a platform now because this is shocking.
Speaker 1: This is that your notes say, if we're going by
Speaker 1: black Swan rules, like there are black Swan rules.
Speaker 3: That's where I know most dance dance.
Speaker 1: And we see this as two people that are too
Speaker 1: old to be principal dancers in a company. We're not
Speaker 1: like old shaming anyone, Like I think both of us
Speaker 1: are too old to be principal dancers in a dance company.
Speaker 2: Also untalented. I don't think we could even if we
Speaker 2: were young. I don't think we'd be getting the dance.
Speaker 3: From Excuse me, I danced, did you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I wasn't principal dance company, but I'm a
Speaker 1: dancer for a long time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Just I'm tone deaf unfortunately, so that's just not something
Speaker 2: that I have going for me. So they're the artists,
Speaker 2: you know, that's the artistic group. We have a model,
Speaker 2: the dancer, choreographer, and then Bob's like, I'm a computer
Speaker 2: nerd and that's exactly how he sounds.
Speaker 3: So we learned that he's a nerd.
Speaker 2: Now we're back at the Emmy's office and Melinda is
Speaker 2: just like, I don't know what happened to her. There's
Speaker 2: no coronary issues. The tok screen is clean, the rape
Speaker 2: kit is clean. The only thing in her stomach was coffee.
Speaker 2: And they make a joke because she's a model. Of
Speaker 2: course there's only coffee. They talk about Danny beck leaving
Speaker 2: and now he's alone, and he's like, no one wants
Speaker 2: to work with me. Everyone hates me. Benson left, Danny left,
Speaker 2: What am I going to do? And it's like, maybe
Speaker 2: go to the therapy the station has been begging you
Speaker 2: to go to. Maybe maybe that will help keep a
Speaker 2: partner around.
Speaker 3: Just spitballing ideas here ill.
Speaker 2: So we go to the coffee shop and we're one
Speaker 2: of the baristas or manager is showing us footage and
Speaker 2: she always comes alone, but she's really nice to this
Speaker 2: guy who's dealing with homelessness, and she always she buys
Speaker 2: him coffee and she's just very kind to him. So
Speaker 2: we're at the precinct and Maloney is watching the video
Speaker 2: over and over and over again, one of my favorite things,
Speaker 2: because he wants to memorize the face of this man
Speaker 2: so we can go stalk the local encampment and bother
Speaker 2: homeless people until he finds this man. And Craigan makes
Speaker 2: a joke about no one likes you again, so that's amazing,
Speaker 2: Like everyone's like nobody wants to work with you. And
Speaker 2: you know, this is when Olivia was doing her FBI
Speaker 2: stint aka I think having a child.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is when she was having August. Yeah, the cutest.
Speaker 2: I feel like proud that my birthday is in August
Speaker 2: because her son's name is August.
Speaker 3: Like it gave me a new sense of pride.
Speaker 2: So Stabler looks off in the distance for about seven seconds,
Speaker 2: just thinking about Olivia and how much.
Speaker 3: He misses her.
Speaker 2: Now, Stabler is in the middle of the night bothering
Speaker 2: people that are living on the street, like picking up
Speaker 2: people's hats, flashing lights into their eyes.
Speaker 3: This is the craziest police work that I've seen.
Speaker 2: But he does finally spot the guy that he memorized
Speaker 2: from the video, and in his pocket is a photo
Speaker 2: of Danielle from a magazine and he starts running. There's
Speaker 2: a night fight and Stabler starts beating the shit out
Speaker 2: of this man at a very like sexual part of
Speaker 2: Central Park. I would say, but I think I have
Speaker 2: different views of Central Park than Kara.
Speaker 3: But you see a bridge. I love Central Park during
Speaker 3: the day, it's gorgeous. But at night do I want
Speaker 3: to lose my virginity there? I don't think so. Yeah, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm sure, Lisa. I'm sure the field where you lost
Speaker 3: your virginity was much safer, wasn't it at college? It
Speaker 3: wasn't a college. Yeah, that's a campus. It's different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because we know campuses are STI campuses are safe.
Speaker 1: Nobody is weird or doing anything sketchy.
Speaker 2: Okay, So basically we find out that this man as
Speaker 2: Broker's phasia, which is a cognitive disorder caused by a stroke,
Speaker 2: and he can't speak. So the doctor's like, great, you
Speaker 2: punched a man who couldn't speak, and they make fun
Speaker 2: of Stabler. This is just a big roast of Stabler,
Speaker 2: Like you just beat the shit out of a man
Speaker 2: living on the street who has a disease who can't speak.
Speaker 2: We go bro and this man was an attorney who
Speaker 2: lost his job, lost his insurance, and ended up on
Speaker 2: the streets. So this is just a nice you know,
Speaker 2: beginning of the episode lesson of how people are dealing
Speaker 2: with homelessness and that people come from all walks of
Speaker 2: life that end up in these positions into ROAs Street.
Speaker 3: So and the guy, this homeless guy fucking hot.
Speaker 2: Okay, he has light eyes, salt and pepper hair, and
Speaker 2: he looks good.
Speaker 3: So I hope he, you know.
Speaker 2: Gets to deal with his broker's phasia and learns to
Speaker 2: speak again. I don't know if that's possible. And then
Speaker 2: he's trying to communicate with this guy and then in
Speaker 2: walks Olivia Benson and I've seen this episode a dozen times.
Speaker 2: I would say I still shrieked, like I was still
Speaker 2: like surprised.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was so happy that she walked in and she
Speaker 2: came to help communicate.
Speaker 3: She goes and she's like, did she have hair like mine?
Speaker 2: And so she's communicating in her hair now is one
Speaker 2: of my favorites, like ponytail in the back, swoop bang
Speaker 2: in the front, some extra pieces, so it's you know,
Speaker 2: it's like sexual but business. You can run after a
Speaker 2: perp with Lank in the way.
Speaker 1: There's just like immediate sexual tension in the air between
Speaker 1: her and Stabler immediate, Like I'm not even one of
Speaker 1: the I mean, I'm definitely one of these people that
Speaker 1: always kind of was like, will they won't they, can
Speaker 1: they kiss?
Speaker 3: Whatever?
Speaker 1: I'm not like a huge like I don't write fanfic
Speaker 1: about them, but like you cannot deny it.
Speaker 3: The minute she walks in. It's like the air is electric.
Speaker 2: So I was reading our emails yesterday and someone talked
Speaker 2: about one of their favorite episodes being from season one
Speaker 2: Closure and I hadn't seen it in a while, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I don't even remember this one.
Speaker 2: So I watched it and fucking Cassidy and Benson are
Speaker 2: in bed together like kissing, and I totally forgot about that,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oooh, I don't know, I.
Speaker 3: Just it was exciting. They kind of stopped doing that afterwards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she also had like an amazing hot pink
Speaker 2: shirt in that episode, but it was yeah, she had
Speaker 2: to like let him go because he was so into Olivia,
Speaker 2: but of course and then yeah, whatever, and they both
Speaker 2: said the sex was great, which is great to know
Speaker 2: Cassidy and Benson.
Speaker 3: How am I acting like I didn't know they used
Speaker 3: to hook up?
Speaker 2: It's like they also had multiple storylines in the future
Speaker 2: of them hooking.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I knew they used to hook up, but
Speaker 1: I never I don't remember them actually being snuggling in bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah I remember that. Yeah, he's like shirtless.
Speaker 2: And then when they pan away, he is in a
Speaker 2: twin bed and I'm like, uh, they need have gotten
Speaker 2: a bigger.
Speaker 3: Bed, right head bag.
Speaker 2: It was like a very tiny bed, I think for queen.
Speaker 2: So they're playing a lot of dictionary games, grabbing things,
Speaker 2: hitting stuff, trying to communicate with this guy, and they
Speaker 2: figure out that there was a guy in an arm
Speaker 2: sling that met her in the coffee shop. So now
Speaker 2: we understand maybe this is the limping man from the
Speaker 2: beginning of the episode. So Stabler and Benson do a
Speaker 2: steak out at the coffee shop, and then once they
Speaker 2: id the guy in the coffee shop, they cut to
Speaker 2: a scene of Stabler just shoving him into a wall
Speaker 2: in interrogation, which is amazing.
Speaker 3: I just love how quickly there's a shoving.
Speaker 1: But also police brutality, like the man's already injured and
Speaker 1: can't hurt anybody, Why are you shoving him?
Speaker 3: It is crazy.
Speaker 2: I've spent my whole life loving Stabler and then with
Speaker 2: this show, more and more, I'm like.
Speaker 3: Oh, he has many issues.
Speaker 1: He has issues, for sure, he has a flawed hero
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: But how for twenty years have I fully ignored it?
Speaker 2: And then only now I'm like, wow, okay, this is
Speaker 2: why his wife wanted to leave him. So they find
Speaker 2: out this one armed man is uh. They're all friends
Speaker 2: and basically the guy's husband left him and he lost
Speaker 2: his house and Danielle helped him out and got him
Speaker 2: back on his feet. So they know that, and so
Speaker 2: he explains how Danielle and him were out for a
Speaker 2: walk and then she started seizureing and he tried to
Speaker 2: help but didn't know what to do, and since he
Speaker 2: saw the young teens coming, he ran off.
Speaker 3: And Stabler's pissed.
Speaker 2: He's like, you left your friend to die or seizure
Speaker 2: because you had some drugs in your system? What the
Speaker 2: fuck is wrong with you? And I agree with Stabler here.
Speaker 3: I know we just talked about how he has problems,
Speaker 3: but I don't care.
Speaker 2: If I was high on meth, if something happened to
Speaker 2: my friend, I think I would take.
Speaker 3: The meth charge and not leave my seizureing friend.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I hope it sounds like, from what we learn later
Speaker 1: about him, that he's kind of like a coke head.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I don't think that they're really going
Speaker 1: to take you in right now and like blood test
Speaker 1: you for fucking coke, you know what I mean, like
Speaker 1: in the middle of you being It's just this, it's
Speaker 1: just it's very the show. It's kind of crazy that
Speaker 1: he would run away like that, but go on.
Speaker 2: So we find out then that Wesley threw him down
Speaker 2: the stairs and that's how he injured his arm because
Speaker 2: he accused Wesley of cheating on Danielle and the slink
Speaker 2: I caught Wesley having phone sex and talking about how
Speaker 2: he's going to be a free man soon, and Wesley
Speaker 2: threatened to kill this one slinged man if he said
Speaker 2: a word to Danielle.
Speaker 3: And so now we're at Rady allis Yep.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a like a radiator company doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like a pompous name for a like
Speaker 1: a dance company.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: And we right away see a super butcher stage manager.
Speaker 3: She means business and we will see her again.
Speaker 2: And then we see Wesley classic just like yelling at
Speaker 2: his dancers.
Speaker 3: You're shit, you're terrible.
Speaker 2: Go back to Baltimore, where nobody cares if you're two
Speaker 2: counts off or twenty pounds overweight.
Speaker 1: But also they're not even doing choreography, Like when we
Speaker 1: get on them, they're all just like kind of jerking.
Speaker 1: And I know modern dance is like different than like
Speaker 1: obviously like whatever you see dancing behind j Lo, but
Speaker 1: like they're just sort of like all kind of sitting
Speaker 1: there like jerking their bodies around, and He's like, you're offbeat.
Speaker 3: I'm like, isn't that the point?
Speaker 1: Like they look insane, like no one is dancing together,
Speaker 1: no one's doing the same moves, like no.
Speaker 2: And I'm also against negative reinforcement. I think positive reinforcement
Speaker 2: helps people more.
Speaker 3: You don't. I don't think you can scream people into success.
Speaker 3: I just don't.
Speaker 2: I just disagree with that type of the whiplash style.
Speaker 1: It needs to be like Wanda loving your head jerks,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna need you to do it a little.
Speaker 3: Bit slower, like everybody, you're selling yourself.
Speaker 2: Sure you know you can kill these moves, you know,
Speaker 2: like that's better than your shit.
Speaker 3: You're terrible.
Speaker 1: I just I very establishing Wesley's character.
Speaker 2: Correct, and he commits the number one mistake. He's not
Speaker 2: being helpful and finding out what happened.
Speaker 3: To your wife.
Speaker 2: If your spouse has been murdered, you drop everything and
Speaker 2: you help the cops with whatever they need, being annoyed
Speaker 2: that the cops are trying to find out what happened
Speaker 2: to your dead wife.
Speaker 3: What the fuck like?
Speaker 2: So he commits the number one sin, and then we
Speaker 2: get Bernadette Peters tight curls, a feisty attitude, and she's
Speaker 2: getting her motherfucking client out of here. Okay, she's taking
Speaker 2: her client home because you don't have any evidence.
Speaker 3: She is just so cool.
Speaker 2: I wish I knew her more from other things except
Speaker 2: just the Cinderella.
Speaker 3: Oh do you haven't you seen the original Annie?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Oh, she's in the original Annie. I used to.
Speaker 1: I saw her in this movie Cadillac Man with Robin Williams. Like.
Speaker 1: I've just been watching her like forever and she Oh,
Speaker 1: she's only in this one episode. I thought she was
Speaker 1: in many. I did too, that's crazy. Well, she's playing
Speaker 1: Stella dan Quist.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh Stella. Oh it's her friend's baby's name. I
Speaker 3: makes her okay, shout out to Stella.
Speaker 2: Okay, So they go to the Cheeles residence to like
Speaker 2: talk things over, figure shit out, since they can't talk
Speaker 2: to Wesley because Bernadette Peters is a great defense attorney.
Speaker 2: So Bob Saget he has my favorite SVU accessory, a
Speaker 2: paper grocery bag, no handles, no handles, and the couple
Speaker 2: is running up the stairs to their home and he
Speaker 2: enters the home with like he waves his wallet to
Speaker 2: some pad and it's a keyless entry, and basically he
Speaker 2: explains there's a chip and he doesn't need a key
Speaker 2: and it's just easier that way, and they split up
Speaker 2: the genders like we're in an Orthodox temple. The girls
Speaker 2: go put the groceries away, and Bob and Stabler talking
Speaker 2: the foyer about what's going on, and they do a cut,
Speaker 2: like we said, so we bounce back from the girls
Speaker 2: chatting to the guy's chatting, and basically Bob Saget's like, yep,
Speaker 2: he was having an affair. He had all these affairs,
Speaker 2: but nothing like this one. He loves this woman, Jen.
Speaker 2: It's all about Jen, Jen Jen. And then we have
Speaker 2: Naomi going, oh, they're the perfect couple. We love them.
Speaker 2: They're so great, they're they're the example of what love
Speaker 2: is like, so we're getting two stories of what is
Speaker 2: going on a fair versus fairy tale. And then Stabler
Speaker 2: keeps saying Danny because he's in love with Danny Beck.
Speaker 2: He can't get that kiss off his mind, even though
Speaker 2: she was a terrible detective. So she's gorgeous though, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's Connie Nielsen. I mean, it's definitely gorgeous. I think
Speaker 2: she can take being hated from the SVU universe for
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 3: You're a wonder woman. Things are fine.
Speaker 2: So the stage manager, who's so But she has named Geneva,
Speaker 2: which I'm obsessed with. I've never heard the name Geneva
Speaker 2: in my life. She has a ponytail in the middle
Speaker 2: of her head, which is a classic lesbian ponytail style,
Speaker 2: and she pulls off gray hair very very well, and
Speaker 2: she's spilling the beans. She explains he's cheating all the time.
Speaker 2: He's fucking in the rafters. And this is another fantasy
Speaker 2: of mine. I would like to have sex, like in
Speaker 2: a theater where.
Speaker 1: The lights are oh so scary, Liza, you're such a
Speaker 1: risk taker. Well because they have rafters because I did
Speaker 1: learn lighting in high school, and there's space, and I
Speaker 1: would like to climb up in there. So anyways you'd
Speaker 1: like to shine your own light, go on.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to make a joke about lighting. Go on.
Speaker 2: So Geneva lets us know that from eight to nine thirty,
Speaker 2: there's a dinner break and at the night of the death,
Speaker 2: and now we're back at the medical examiner's office and
Speaker 2: Melinda has a cube bun with a headband and she
Speaker 2: finds out that Danielle was poisoned with a lethal dose
Speaker 2: of a chemical called di aldrim. What happens is you
Speaker 2: rub this into someone's skin and it makes someone seizure,
Speaker 2: and the poisoning could not have happened more than thirty
Speaker 2: minutes before she collapsed. Then Munch comes in with some
Speaker 2: hardcore evidence that she is the moneymaker of this marriage.
Speaker 2: He needs her money, so he doesn't want to divorce
Speaker 2: her because then it's by by dance studio and this
Speaker 2: fancy life, because that's that's always the discussion. It's like,
Speaker 2: why don't you just divorce this person? Why does someone
Speaker 2: have to die so you can have enough, like just
Speaker 2: divorce like so, so then they go to the apartment
Speaker 2: and in Wesley's apartment they find neopern gloves, which I
Speaker 2: didn't even know I had neoprin dresses. I didn't realize
Speaker 2: there's glove, yeah, just rubbery, right, yeah, yeah. And then
Speaker 2: the poison is found in the apartment as well. And
Speaker 2: then while they're talking to Wesley about the poison being
Speaker 2: found in his apartment, Naomi walks in, going hello, my love,
Speaker 2: and we find out that the affair is incestuous as fuck,
Speaker 2: and it's Bob Saggatt's wife is having an affair with
Speaker 2: Bob's best friend and their other best friend, Danielle, is
Speaker 2: dead and she was lying to the cops. And this
Speaker 2: is a big twist. Is this a you or is
Speaker 2: this a soap opera? I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: This is huge, So this is like a love Square almost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And we find out that Wes only used the
Speaker 2: name Jen to talk to Glenn aka Bob Saget because
Speaker 2: he got off on telling Bob about it. So Wesley
Speaker 2: is a sick fuck all right, that's all we have
Speaker 2: to know about it. And Naomi says there's no way
Speaker 2: he committed the murder because I was in the office
Speaker 2: with him when it happened.
Speaker 3: So they're fucking at Rady Ellis.
Speaker 2: While Danielle is being murdered, so it's a good alibi,
Speaker 2: but a secret.
Speaker 3: And then finally we get some Casey action.
Speaker 2: Hello, thank you, Casey Novak walks on in and Bernadette
Speaker 2: Peters is there and she says darling, and I'd like
Speaker 2: that to be my phone ring tone. It's I love
Speaker 2: the way she says darling, but my phone's usually on silent.
Speaker 3: If you don't know who Bernadette Peters is.
Speaker 1: By the way, she's a like literally I know people
Speaker 1: told us to stop saying iconic, but she is a
Speaker 1: Broadway icon. She is literally took over Hello Dolly after
Speaker 1: but Midler like has been Broadway Broadway, Broadway forever. She's
Speaker 1: got these tight curls and a high voice, and she's
Speaker 1: just like drag queens have done her own drag race.
Speaker 3: Like she is. She is the moment. She's also a
Speaker 3: gay icon.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: I think that's how I know her is through chats
Speaker 2: with my pals. Shout out to Brandon, he is her
Speaker 2: number one fan.
Speaker 1: I love how anybody that's like a Broadway diva would
Speaker 1: not be a gay icon like that.
Speaker 3: They're hand in hand, are the same thing? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that's true. It's like a Dina Manzel also a gay icon,
Speaker 3: oh a Dina. Okay.
Speaker 2: So Bernadette Peters is accusing the detectives of placing the
Speaker 2: poison in the apartment, and then she also then says, well,
Speaker 2: maybe it's the old tenets poison. They've only lived in
Speaker 2: this apartment for eight months, and Stabler says, do the
Speaker 2: juries believe these fairy tales you make up?
Speaker 3: And she goes, I'm tinker Bell. So that's amazing. I
Speaker 3: love that.
Speaker 1: It's an insane thing to think that somebody left an
Speaker 1: extremely rare and hard to get poison in an apartment
Speaker 1: that just so happened to be what killed your wife.
Speaker 3: Like, that's a crazy theory, it is.
Speaker 2: But then she has an incredible point where she says,
Speaker 2: were my client's fingerprints on the bottle?
Speaker 3: Right? And they weren't, and that all.
Speaker 2: Of a sudden you're like, Okay, Bernadette, that's why you
Speaker 2: get the big bucks.
Speaker 1: Well, it being printed is a completely valid, valid theory.
Speaker 1: It being left over from the previous tenants and you
Speaker 1: not noticing it for eight months is insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is correct.
Speaker 2: So suddenly we're at Homeland Security, which is insane. The
Speaker 2: Homeland Security guy explains that you can buy this poison illegally,
Speaker 2: and it's been illegal in the state since nineteen eighty seven,
Speaker 2: the year I was born, and the Homeland Security guys
Speaker 2: getting rock hard for Benson. He can He's just floored
Speaker 2: by the beauty.
Speaker 1: You're not the only one enjoying that sexy business ponytail.
Speaker 3: He is into it.
Speaker 2: Wesley's name shows up from buying this poison from Japan.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, And then he tries to ask her out
Speaker 2: and she shoots him down immediately and says, why don't
Speaker 2: you save your energy for fighting terrorists?
Speaker 3: What a serve.
Speaker 2: So then Stabler gets a call his son got suspended
Speaker 2: from school from fighting. Rage runs in the family. Why
Speaker 2: did they even add this suspension? It has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with anything, Yeah.
Speaker 3: It doesn't.
Speaker 1: I think they Maybe they're trying to establish a longer
Speaker 1: pattern of problems with Dicky because it comes into play
Speaker 1: like in later episodes. But I don't know, that's my
Speaker 1: only guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So they're with Wesley, and Wesley goes, someone forged
Speaker 2: my signature and stole my credit card, which seems far fetched,
Speaker 2: you know, like, bro, you've committed the scribe. So then Casey,
Speaker 2: Stabler and Benson are walking in a hallway and this
Speaker 2: is maybe inappropriate, but Casey's cleavage is on fire here,
Speaker 2: and I do feel like a perverb.
Speaker 3: But I've never noticed.
Speaker 2: Her cleavage like this before, Like they really made a
Speaker 2: point to I didn't notice it either.
Speaker 3: Rewatch the walking.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's like pretty wild to me. So Bob Saggot
Speaker 2: runs into the precinct saying, oh my god, I've been
Speaker 2: so paranoid. My wife didn't come home last night. Did
Speaker 2: something happen to her? And they go, she's here and
Speaker 2: he says.
Speaker 3: Why would she be here?
Speaker 2: And they play, right, you know, they play some games
Speaker 2: and they go, you need to talk to your wife.
Speaker 2: So they put Naomi and Bob Saggett into a room
Speaker 2: and they watched the whole thing, like the great detectives
Speaker 2: that they are. They're spying on the couple talking. Naomi
Speaker 2: explains she was feeling smothered. She's like, you didn't love me.
Speaker 2: You wanted to control me. He goes, I always didn't
Speaker 2: get why you picked me, since you know, you had
Speaker 2: all these artists and I'm a dork, and she goes,
Speaker 2: I love you, but you wouldn't believe it. And your
Speaker 2: insecurity pushed me away and.
Speaker 1: He was like, so you turn to Wes, your own boss,
Speaker 1: like I don't want to eat you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, like you're disgusting. Why are you so hack
Speaker 2: with your cheating? So the detectives come in and she
Speaker 2: is a sucker. She said he was gonna let her
Speaker 2: dance in two.
Speaker 3: Leads again, You're like forty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna get called aegis And I understand, but
Speaker 1: I do believe in the dance world that agism is
Speaker 1: a real thing.
Speaker 3: Even in sports.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when your body is the point, it's just like
Speaker 2: it is what it is. There's very few athletes that
Speaker 2: can perform in multiple Olympics forever and stuff. Maybe shooting,
Speaker 2: shooting or archery, but like once, even basketball players, football players,
Speaker 2: it's not even a sexist thing.
Speaker 3: It's truly your your bones are old. What do you
Speaker 3: want to be able to do? We gotta we gotta
Speaker 3: move on.
Speaker 2: But I did see a video on the internet of
Speaker 2: a ninety one year old German woman doing gymnastics at
Speaker 2: a festival. So we'll post that video upart because she
Speaker 2: was incredible. I take back everything. She was killing it
Speaker 2: on the on the bars. Okay, So then I don't
Speaker 2: know where Naomi starts not to be able to breathe,
Speaker 2: and she collapses, So of course you're like, did she
Speaker 2: have what Danielle had? What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: If you're playing a drinking game, this is the episode
Speaker 2: to watch. Benson does scream I need a bus, and
Speaker 2: then we find this is like so minor details, but
Speaker 2: I love it. Maybe it's because we watched this too much,
Speaker 2: but Benson gave up soda and Stabler started to wear jeans,
Speaker 2: So if you were wondering when what happened, it's.
Speaker 1: Like so much has changed since they took like a
Speaker 1: few months apart from each other that they're just like
Speaker 1: learning they're reconnecting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Naomi has a genetic condition that fucks with her liver,
Speaker 2: and her liver is slowly deteriorating. Also, she had an
Speaker 2: unsterile injection of an RFID chip and there's an infection
Speaker 2: in her shoulder, and Naomi has no idea who put
Speaker 2: it in her?
Speaker 3: And guess what, the detectives have a fucking idea.
Speaker 2: So we learn that Glenn has been tracking her, so
Speaker 2: he knows about the affair, and it's not a surprise
Speaker 2: at all. He is an actor like most killers are.
Speaker 2: They're very incredible actors. He is a tech guy, so
Speaker 2: he knows how to get poison off the Internet and
Speaker 2: do all these fancy, fancy games. So they're in the
Speaker 2: interrogation and I don't know, Bob Saget might be the
Speaker 2: only person that got this treatment. But Benson grabs his
Speaker 2: face and like turns it and they're having at him,
Speaker 2: and he's acting cocky like you're too dump to even
Speaker 2: understand my technology, and Stabler makes a very very very
Speaker 2: funny face. I would like to get a screenshot of
Speaker 2: that and frame it forever and ever.
Speaker 1: He also he also can I just say it makes
Speaker 1: a point of saying, in fifteen years, everyone's gonna have
Speaker 1: this technology.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then tech Ruben Moraless figures all this out
Speaker 2: for us. So basically, there's a reader at the Shields
Speaker 2: home door that we saw earlier, and then Bob Saget
Speaker 2: put one at the dance studio and at Wes and
Speaker 2: Danielle's apartment, and then he implanted the chip into Naomi's
Speaker 2: arm and that would let him know when she arrived
Speaker 2: and left any of those checkpoints.
Speaker 3: That's so fucked up. He was spying on her.
Speaker 2: This whole thing, and all the data was uploaded onto
Speaker 2: this handheld tech palm piloting. Then Munch, of course comes
Speaker 2: in with some spyware, chats big brother.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Okay, but he doesn't know yet that his wife's in
Speaker 2: the hospital and hurt because of this chip. But when
Speaker 2: he does find out, they take him on a field
Speaker 2: trip and now he feels so sick, guilty and sad.
Speaker 3: He breaks down. He says, I'll tell you everything, just
Speaker 3: please let me see her. And his lower lip is whimpering.
Speaker 3: He is really acting it up.
Speaker 1: His lower lip is quivering. I think, right, what did
Speaker 1: I say? He said whimpering? He's whimpering. I don't know
Speaker 1: if a lip can whimper, But you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just crazy that I've had a job as a
Speaker 2: comedian for so long and truly don't know words.
Speaker 3: Or you do know words? You know words really well?
Speaker 2: You just I think, thanks, momm Sometimes my brain is
Speaker 2: too fast.
Speaker 3: I your misnomers are my favorite thing. I just get
Speaker 3: too excited.
Speaker 1: Your brain does go too fast. I think that's what
Speaker 1: it is. You're too quick of a thinker.
Speaker 3: We do have to show.
Speaker 2: We did get one negative review for the pod where
Speaker 2: people said, you're a little too excited about this, and
Speaker 2: it's like, well, we are.
Speaker 3: We love doing this, We're obsessed with this show.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we're too excited that our dreams came true. So
Speaker 2: the chip has been in Naomi's shoulder for three weeks.
Speaker 2: He drugged her tea before bad. He didn't mean to
Speaker 2: hurt her, He just wanted to control inspire her. That's
Speaker 2: not love, everybody, control is not love. Get out of
Speaker 2: these controlling relationships.
Speaker 3: Holy shit. She is like dying in front of him.
Speaker 3: Code blue, Code blue. She goes into shock.
Speaker 2: Benson is like, you need to confess or you're about
Speaker 2: to be charged with murders and there's nothing we can
Speaker 2: do to help you.
Speaker 3: That's a classic cop.
Speaker 2: Lie and Bob Saget says, Wesley took the love of
Speaker 2: my life, so I took his and I killed Danielle.
Speaker 2: I followed her, I pretended to bump into her on
Speaker 2: accident and put the poison on her. Wesley arrives at
Speaker 2: the hospital and Bob and him get into a scuffle,
Speaker 2: and the scuffle looks hysterical. Yeah, and they're also not sad,
Speaker 2: like your wife has been murdered. How are you this
Speaker 2: jolly and smug and walking around? I just I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Well, Wesley's a full piece of shit. We realize that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so he yeah, he's being mean to the detectives.
Speaker 2: He goes, thanks for bagging the right guy and screw
Speaker 2: you and this and that, and then he tells Bob
Speaker 2: Sagge like, oh, you're gonna try to kill Naomi. They're
Speaker 2: having this crazy fight. Punches and gas equipment go flying
Speaker 2: in the air, and then he turns full nerd Bob
Speaker 2: and is breathing so heavy and scared on the ground.
Speaker 2: We're back at the precinct and Casey Novak is pissed
Speaker 2: as hell. She's like, you took the suspect on a
Speaker 2: field trip. The confession might be thrown out. What are
Speaker 2: you rusty on your first case back? And Stabler goes, hey,
Speaker 2: you're out of line, and she goes, what's your excuse?
Speaker 2: I mean, I love this interaction so much, long blonde hair.
Speaker 3: We have Casey at our best.
Speaker 2: So then Benson goes, are you done with this character assassination?
Speaker 2: And Casey says, are you done flushing my case down
Speaker 2: the toilet? I mean, this is so heated and amazing,
Speaker 2: and this gets so tricky. I mean it's like the
Speaker 2: episode's about to end. How do we get another fucking
Speaker 2: screwdriver in this? But her liver is failing in the
Speaker 2: hospital and the only match is Bob Saggett, who is
Speaker 2: now in jail and in custody. But they need to
Speaker 2: get him out so he can donate his liver because
Speaker 2: she only has forty eight hours to live if she
Speaker 2: does not get the liver. But this is going to
Speaker 2: be really hard to do, and Casey shoves it out
Speaker 2: in their face a little more, where if you didn't
Speaker 2: fucking arrest him, guess what he could have given a
Speaker 2: liver right now and now we're in this fucking predicament.
Speaker 1: But that's like so insane because how could they have
Speaker 1: ever known that she was gonna need a liver transplanted
Speaker 1: and he was a match. It's like, you shouldn't have
Speaker 1: arrested him, like he confessed to a full murder.
Speaker 2: No, case he's a bitch, I mean, yeah, she's a bitch,
Speaker 2: but Benson does look guilty. It works, and they're at
Speaker 2: this commissioner's office and he's like, no way, you're crazy,
Speaker 2: And I don't know if we have a lot of
Speaker 2: King of the Hill fans here. But he looks and
Speaker 2: sounds exactly like Cottonhaill, Hank's dad from the show, like
Speaker 2: vibe everything. This is the most perfect character ever. I'm
Speaker 2: obsessed with him. And he's been in thirty episodes of
Speaker 2: The Wire. You might recognize him. His name is Al Brown.
Speaker 2: He starts saying how there was a guy who's gonna
Speaker 2: get a liver to his son after being locked up,
Speaker 2: and he escaped, and there's all this, there's begging, pleading,
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It sets a dangerous precedent that now killers are going
Speaker 1: to constantly be like, oh, I'm gonna give it, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give a lung, I'm gonna give a kidney.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get you know whatever. And they, you know,
Speaker 3: are allowed to go out and possibly function up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they allow it. The surgery happens. We're really
Speaker 2: happy about this. I feel like I want Naomi to
Speaker 2: live a good life. She does not deserve this, even
Speaker 2: though she's a cheater. Then Benson goes visits her. There's
Speaker 2: flowers and Benson says, oh are those from Wes. Wes
Speaker 2: has not even called her. Those flowers are from her mother.
Speaker 2: She asks the detectives to tell Glenn thank you, But
Speaker 2: I am so mad that Wes didn't even see how
Speaker 2: she's doing.
Speaker 1: That is I mean, I think we could tell by
Speaker 1: his reaction to his wife's death, which was like a
Speaker 1: barely a tear, that he was like not going to
Speaker 1: really care about his mistress's recovery from liver surgery.
Speaker 3: What a bad guys, goes under.
Speaker 2: Then, Benson and Stabler are having a cute little moment
Speaker 2: at the elevators and they figure out that they're both
Speaker 2: a positive blood types. And in the elevator, Stabler says,
Speaker 2: I'd give you a kidney, and Benson goes, not if
Speaker 2: I give you mine first.
Speaker 3: That's cute, great ending.
Speaker 1: It's literally such a moment. I think that's like in
Speaker 1: the top ten moments with them. Yeah, thank you, Dick Wolf.
Speaker 1: That was a nice, a nice little ending.
Speaker 3: Hell you love that.
Speaker 1: And like you're kind of like left at the end
Speaker 1: being like, Okay, they're back on. They're chemistry's back on,
Speaker 1: They're fully now committed to donating organs to each other.
Speaker 1: We're back, you know, Yeah, But I'm glad that they
Speaker 1: let there be a little bit of awkwardness because it
Speaker 1: is weird, like they have these weird complex feelings towards
Speaker 1: each other and stuff, and he's away from his wife now,
Speaker 1: but then he kind of fell in love with her
Speaker 1: replacement and like or mini love. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was a full love, but and you know it
Speaker 1: is going to be a little bit weird the first
Speaker 1: day back. But then I think we'd probably find out
Speaker 1: that episode ten of this season they're probably fully back
Speaker 1: in the saddle together.
Speaker 3: You made you made a funny noise with your hand
Speaker 3: and fist there. I made it sound like they're banging
Speaker 3: you guys.
Speaker 5: Tell me if I'm crazy, But I do have a
Speaker 5: theory and I just want to hear your thoughts in
Speaker 5: it that I got as you were talking.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of arm stuff in this.
Speaker 5: They put the poison on the girl's arm, the guy's
Speaker 5: arm is in a sling. They put the chip in
Speaker 5: the arm, and radialice is a muscle of the human
Speaker 5: forearm that acts to flex and radially abduct the hand.
Speaker 3: And I was like, maybe this is no gays. Do
Speaker 3: you think the writer's room was even thinking about that? Yep? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: And what season is this? We're gonna fucking find we
Speaker 3: gotta learn about if they had an arm theme.
Speaker 1: This seems like the kind of question we're gonna ask
Speaker 1: Neil bhar and he's gonna.
Speaker 3: Get, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I think this is totally This is totally SVU playing.
Speaker 3: Every single thing, had every scene had an arm in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this theory is one hundred percent correct.
Speaker 3: Interesting, we'll have to find out.
Speaker 1: Well, we will be right back to talk about some
Speaker 1: of the real life details, and we are back. So
Speaker 1: this episode is a little bit different because this is
Speaker 1: not I wish that somebody had almost killed their cheating
Speaker 1: wife by implanting an RFID chip in them, but unfortunately
Speaker 1: that has not happened in real life. But this does
Speaker 1: have some real life inspirations that I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: about because I just think it's a very interesting topic
Speaker 1: and it's not even though it's not necessarily super crimey,
Speaker 1: but I think you guys will be into it. So
Speaker 1: Bob Saget's character is very clearly based off of a
Speaker 1: guy named Amal Grofstra who is a self described technologist
Speaker 1: and he is an RFID implantee, so he has himself
Speaker 1: implanted multiple RFID chips in his body, multiple.
Speaker 3: Multiple, I think he has two.
Speaker 1: For a technologist, I have to tell you that he
Speaker 1: has a very bad website. I'm all, if you're listening,
Speaker 1: you really need to get squarespace or something because it
Speaker 1: is really bad.
Speaker 3: It's just a mall dot net. But he is huge
Speaker 3: in the He is literally Bob Saggat's character. He is
Speaker 3: the guy that's like, in fifteen years, we're all going
Speaker 3: to be doing this. I think it's really interesting.
Speaker 1: And the reason I sort of pointed out that Bob
Speaker 1: Sagget's character says that in fifteen years, we're all going
Speaker 1: to be using these is because that episode is from
Speaker 1: exactly sixteen years fifteen years ago, and we.
Speaker 3: Are not using RFID chips like it.
Speaker 1: Is not commonplace, but they are being used. So I
Speaker 1: wanted to talk a little bit about how they are
Speaker 1: being used. So now, I think initially people misunderstand what
Speaker 1: RFID chips are versus like a GPS tracker. These are
Speaker 1: not trackers where you could just like log onto your
Speaker 1: phone and see where somebody is.
Speaker 3: That's GPS. That's totally different.
Speaker 1: RFID chips are like how you explained, they can they
Speaker 1: only can be activated when they are near a reader
Speaker 1: of some kind. So, like you explained, Bob Saggett put
Speaker 1: one at his wife's house and at her dance studio
Speaker 1: and at her lover's house. Like they can only read
Speaker 1: things when they're near their readers. That's the only time
Speaker 1: the chip like activates. But they don't need to be charged.
Speaker 1: You can leave them in I think forever, and that
Speaker 1: they can have medical information on them, personal information kind
Speaker 1: of any like.
Speaker 3: A medical ID bracelet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, like MI like, honestly, it's like chipping a dog.
Speaker 1: Like if you chip your dog, I don't believe you
Speaker 1: can just like go on an app and be like
Speaker 1: my dog's in Central Park losing its virginity, like you
Speaker 1: basically you can.
Speaker 3: You can, you can.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's not an RFID chip, maybe it's a different chip.
Speaker 2: But my parents' neighbor, who's amazing, he has cats that
Speaker 2: go around town and sometimes like if they don't come
Speaker 2: back at night, he'll go on his app on his
Speaker 2: phone and be like, oh, you know, he's over there.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's been approved for dogs and cats. But like
Speaker 1: that's not what these ships do. That's not what these
Speaker 1: RFID chips do. They're really just and this cat's really funny.
Speaker 1: He harasses the whole neighborhood, like he will jump into
Speaker 1: cars and then when you open your car door, he's
Speaker 1: just waiting.
Speaker 3: For you your car. He's really funny.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to also mention that there is another
Speaker 1: episode of SVU from I believe two thousand and nine
Speaker 1: or twenty ten called Locum starring Queen Joan Cusack, where
Speaker 1: they do an RFID chip in their daughter as well,
Speaker 1: that is, you know, has all her medical information and
Speaker 1: her name and everything on it as well. But I'm
Speaker 1: a little confused about the technology because they act like
Speaker 1: that's to keep track on where she is, but then
Speaker 1: in the episode, she gets lost and they can't find her.
Speaker 1: So I think it's more like the reading they can
Speaker 1: see when she comes and goes from the house.
Speaker 3: So these RFID chips became.
Speaker 1: Approved for implantation in humans in two thousand and four, okay,
Speaker 1: and in two thousand and five, Amal and his girlfriend
Speaker 1: Jennifer Tomlin they get they got some notoriety and they
Speaker 1: were kind of written up in a few articles because
Speaker 1: they were both implanted with RFID chips, like as a couple,
Speaker 1: and it kind of gives them information about each other
Speaker 1: as well, which they were. They explain that like, oh,
Speaker 1: if we ever break up, it's easy to take each
Speaker 1: other they're off of each other's access lists, or just
Speaker 1: remove the chip in general, like, these chips are the
Speaker 1: size of a grain of rice, so they can literally
Speaker 1: be shot into you the same way, almost as like
Speaker 1: a vaccination or any other shot.
Speaker 3: But why why, Well here's why.
Speaker 1: Let me just let me just explain a little bit
Speaker 1: more So, unlike the episode, these chips almost always go
Speaker 1: into the hand almost everybody that has these chips, they're like,
Speaker 1: from what I've read, like ninety nine percent of the
Speaker 1: time they're in the people's hands. So the shoulder is
Speaker 1: maybe part of our theory about what radio hellas means
Speaker 1: and everything. But they use them to open the door
Speaker 1: to their house to log onto their computer. It's easier
Speaker 1: than remembering passwords. You never lose your key, you never
Speaker 1: lose your ID. You don't feel it at all. It
Speaker 1: has like, no, it doesn't interact with your biology at all.
Speaker 1: So at the time that these two people did it,
Speaker 1: I'm all, uh, Grofstra and his girlfriend Jennifer, only thirty
Speaker 1: people in the world had voluntarily had these put in
Speaker 1: their hands, so they were part of a very small group.
Speaker 1: But they thought thought, just like Sagget's character, that in
Speaker 1: fifteen years, everyone's going to be doing this and the
Speaker 1: only people now who have been microchipped are QAnon people
Speaker 1: in their delusional dreams.
Speaker 2: Wait, the QAnon people have been chipped, Oh, because of vaccine.
Speaker 1: The QAnon people think, the qan On people think that
Speaker 1: the COVID vaccine is a ruse being used to microchip
Speaker 1: all of us so that we can be tracked, and
Speaker 1: that Bill Gates is behind all of it. It's been
Speaker 1: obviously completely debunked. Our sources have many articles about it's debunking.
Speaker 3: No, My favorite.
Speaker 2: Response to that that I've seen on the internet is
Speaker 2: people like, if you use cell phones, we know where
Speaker 2: you are at all times. Yeah, like your credit card information,
Speaker 2: your calendar, your steps, your maps, your miles. I mean,
Speaker 2: for some reason, one of my old salons that I
Speaker 2: used to frequent popped into my brain yesterday and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I wonder how they're all doing. And
Speaker 2: I typed it in and Google said you were here
Speaker 2: seven years ago. Yeah, like Google remembered I was at
Speaker 2: that salon seven fucking years ago. So this idea that
Speaker 2: they need to vaccinate us when we're free and willing
Speaker 2: and putting apps, you know, like I'm obsessed with filters
Speaker 2: and what celebrity? Oh did I you know when that
Speaker 2: that game was like what celebrity you look like with
Speaker 2: your face? I got fucking Ted Cruz And that's so rude. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they said I look like Ted Cruz, which I think
Speaker 2: is fucking rude, Like tell me and it's not true,
Speaker 2: thank you, but I I mean, it ruined my It
Speaker 2: ruined my mood for a little while. To be said,
Speaker 2: I looked like And it was on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2: I was in San Francisco New Year's Eve, like, ooh,
Speaker 2: what celeb do I look like? This will be fun?
Speaker 2: And then it was Ted Cruz and then three two one,
Speaker 2: like it was such a sad New Years.
Speaker 3: Ringing the New Year with your alter ego of Ted Cruz.
Speaker 3: That's terrible.
Speaker 1: So Amal and Jennifer, which, by the way, this is
Speaker 1: all this Their coverage of this was from two thousand
Speaker 1: and six. I cannot find anything. A mall is still
Speaker 1: very much in the chip game. I cannot find anything
Speaker 1: about Jennifer anymore. And I can't tell if they're together anymore.
Speaker 1: So who knows if they've taken each other off each
Speaker 1: other's chip lists. But they were a very happily chipped
Speaker 1: couple in two thousand and six. And yeah, they talked
Speaker 1: to like ABC News about how the procedure doesn't hurt,
Speaker 1: it doesn't interact with our bodies. It can only be
Speaker 1: used for the purposes that we decide on, and it
Speaker 1: can't be used to track our movements or keep tabs
Speaker 1: on us because it only has a range of a
Speaker 1: couple of feet, like from the reader.
Speaker 2: Again, I ask then why because what they're taking about me.
Speaker 1: They're talking about how like they just don't like carrying anything,
Speaker 1: They don't want to carry keys, they don't want to care, Like,
Speaker 1: let me get into it, because in Sweden they're doing
Speaker 1: this and people are using it for different things. So
Speaker 1: first of all, the chips are very inexpensive apparently and
Speaker 1: can be ordered online starting at thirty dollars, which is
Speaker 1: that's a pretty good price point. And then this is
Speaker 1: all from two thousand and six, Like I said, no idea,
Speaker 1: what's going home with Jennifer in twenty seventeen, So flash
Speaker 1: forward like almost a decade where there's not that much
Speaker 1: information about who's using these chips. A small company in
Speaker 1: Wisconsin said they were going to chip all their fifty employees,
Speaker 1: and in Sweden three thousand people have done it. That
Speaker 1: was in twenty seventeen. By twenty eighteen, four thousand Swedish
Speaker 1: people had done it. So I think the point in
Speaker 1: the small company in Wisconsin is like, hey, would you
Speaker 1: guys do it? Then we don't have to give you badges.
Speaker 1: You don't have to ever remember a password. You can
Speaker 1: just log in, you can get into certain rooms with
Speaker 1: your clearance or whatever based on your chip. And a
Speaker 1: lot of these people are like, yeah, whatever, It's the
Speaker 1: same thing as having in the episode Bob Saggett has
Speaker 1: a key card in his wallet, and so they're basically saying,
Speaker 1: take a tiny size of rice key card and put
Speaker 1: it under your skin. They're talking about how the barrier
Speaker 1: of entry is just your skin, and that's what freaks
Speaker 1: a lot of people out.
Speaker 2: Yes, that seems fair, That seems fair. To put things
Speaker 2: under your skin is fair.
Speaker 1: So a Nevada lawmaker recently introduced legislation that would ban
Speaker 1: RFID chips in human bodies and on the Senate floor
Speaker 1: State Senator Becky Harris said she had ethical concern there's
Speaker 1: no cryptology.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Nevada, Las Vegas. Everything's fucking leading.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is where you're going to draw the places
Speaker 6: of all places.
Speaker 3: It's really funny.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's because they might not understand the technology.
Speaker 1: Like they're saying that there's no protection measures in place,
Speaker 1: and like, and it's possible to hack the information that's
Speaker 1: in the chip, so not necessarily find somebody, but to
Speaker 1: hack their information, like get their social security or maybe
Speaker 1: like medical information that they have on their chip. If
Speaker 1: you get your chip close enough to a reader that
Speaker 1: can hack it, Like who knows that is? Those are possibilities.
Speaker 1: What are people in Sweden doing with these show?
Speaker 3: The Swedish program. Yeah.
Speaker 1: By twenty eighteen, four thousand people had chipped themselves in Sweden.
Speaker 1: Their largest train company has actually allowed commuters to use
Speaker 1: chips instead of tickets. So now no metro card, no
Speaker 1: bullshit with your wallet, just put your hand on a
Speaker 1: over a reader and you're on the train. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I can see this being something in the future
Speaker 1: that people would do. I think it's it's the implantation
Speaker 1: that bothers people, but we can talk about it more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why can't I have a bracelet? Yeah? I guess
Speaker 3: you could lose it.
Speaker 1: Someone could steal it, Like there's all these things, you know,
Speaker 1: like this would be like you're this would truly be
Speaker 1: like it's only you that could do it, you know,
Speaker 1: because think about it, We're already at clear scanning eyeballs.
Speaker 1: Like people are already doing biometric stuff. This is just
Speaker 1: an implantation that's taking it, I guess a little step further.
Speaker 1: So you know, they're talking about how in Sweden they
Speaker 1: want to eventually make it so that you can do
Speaker 1: payments with like like it'll be almost the same as
Speaker 1: having like a credit card that taps, you know, like
Speaker 1: you go to get gas, you go to get fucking.
Speaker 3: A burger, and you just like wave your hand in
Speaker 3: front of a reader.
Speaker 2: When I was in the UK a couple of years ago,
Speaker 2: there was ahead of the US in those terms, and
Speaker 2: so everyone was scanning and I did not have the
Speaker 2: tap yet on my card, and every bartender and restaurant
Speaker 2: was so livid with me. They were just like American
Speaker 2: and they had to like slipe it because everyone was
Speaker 2: just tapping and my car just wasn't a tap yet.
Speaker 1: I tried to tap the other day at a liquor
Speaker 1: store and it didn't even work, so that shit's not
Speaker 1: even always working the right way. But basically, this guy Grofstra,
Speaker 1: who is like the chip guy. He he runs a
Speaker 1: company called Dangerous Things and this other company that's trying
Speaker 1: to sell people, you know, the chips. He says, a
Speaker 1: well designed implant is frictionless, managementless, and becomes.
Speaker 3: A part of who you are.
Speaker 1: The only problem people have is a skin barrier, and
Speaker 1: somehow that's blasphemous. So that's like an interesting that's like
Speaker 1: his thing. It's I think it's sort of interesting to consider.
Speaker 1: And some people wonder, is this the new Google glass?
Speaker 1: Is this the kind of thing that people think people
Speaker 1: want but they really don't. And I mean, Google Glass
Speaker 1: was my favorite punchline of the time, so I do
Speaker 1: love to make fun of Google glass.
Speaker 2: I just like this guy who's like, oh, and people
Speaker 2: are just scared of having things inside of their body.
Speaker 3: It's like it is kind of shock people they.
Speaker 1: Are going and getting fucking breast implants and caf implants.
Speaker 1: This is the size of a piece of rice, and
Speaker 1: it would make it so but if you went to
Speaker 1: the hospital, people would immediately know your blood type, they'd
Speaker 1: immediately know your medical problems or issues. You know, like
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm literally playing Devil's advocate. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying I would get one. I'm just you convinced hip Tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Lisa and I are off to Sweden.
Speaker 3: It's like an iud though, oh yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: Of all the things we have floating around in our
Speaker 1: bodies at all times. I mean, I'll just say this.
Speaker 1: In Indiana in February, so I think that there was
Speaker 1: some legislation going on with this right before coronavirus hit
Speaker 1: in February of twenty twenty. That maybe has been slowed
Speaker 1: down now. Indiana is attempting to pass a bill that
Speaker 1: would ban businesses from mandating it the way like, you know,
Speaker 1: they can't say, hey, we microchip people here, and if
Speaker 1: you say I don't want to do that, you can't
Speaker 1: get fired, which that makes sense. I think if you could,
Speaker 1: you should have the right to not get microchip if
Speaker 1: you don't want to. And if that bill was to pass,
Speaker 1: Indiana would join four other states that outlaw the mandatory
Speaker 1: microchipping for employees. Seven states ban mandatory microchipping for any human.
Speaker 1: I couldn't figure out which states they were, but apparently
Speaker 1: Tennessee is about to join that, and Iowa and New
Speaker 1: Jersey are about to do the one that outlaws mandatory
Speaker 1: microchipping for employees.
Speaker 3: So that's all my information about all this microchipping.
Speaker 1: I think it's really it's an interesting ethical conversation.
Speaker 3: It's an interesting technology conversation.
Speaker 2: Did you have the articles about the animals dying from
Speaker 2: the chipping or no?
Speaker 1: No, because it's just like a different process, it's a
Speaker 1: different thing, got it.
Speaker 5: One thing to add those is there were articles about
Speaker 5: saying we could use these for patients too have Alzheimer's
Speaker 5: and dementia, so if anyone gets lost, you can help
Speaker 5: them find their way home or where they live.
Speaker 3: That's a good point too.
Speaker 1: I mean to me, it's it's the problem with it
Speaker 1: lies in a lot of the misinformation about the fact
Speaker 1: that it is not trackable by GPS, like this kind
Speaker 1: of specific thing.
Speaker 3: I think what it is is that it has to be.
Speaker 1: A bigger chip, and that people wouldn't feel comfortable having
Speaker 1: that in their bodies.
Speaker 3: Maybe they feel comfortable.
Speaker 1: Putting that in their pets, but the one that's an
Speaker 1: RFIDA is the size of a piece of rice, and
Speaker 1: that's the one that like, it does not track your movements,
Speaker 1: it just carries information.
Speaker 2: And like in the episode, it's not the chip that
Speaker 2: made Naomi sick, it was the dirty needle that you
Speaker 2: use because he.
Speaker 3: Just didn't sterilize the needle.
Speaker 1: But this guy became vocal and had his ship inserted
Speaker 1: like months before this episode came out, So it's very
Speaker 1: clear that this is like who they based it on,
Speaker 1: and they just had to obviously make it sexy and
Speaker 1: give it a crime and everything. So people talking about
Speaker 1: how this would open the door to more invasive implantable technology,
Speaker 1: Like I think people are already doing a lot of
Speaker 1: wearable tech, and now like implantable tech is like a
Speaker 1: whole new frontier, and.
Speaker 3: I mean technically.
Speaker 1: They talk about how this could put an end to
Speaker 1: human trafficking if every single person got this put into them.
Speaker 1: Let's say at birth, you could never sell a child overseas.
Speaker 1: If they could be microchipped or they could be you know,
Speaker 1: identified at any times with their real identity and who
Speaker 1: their parents are, we wouldn't have the problem with the
Speaker 1: border we have with these kids not being.
Speaker 3: Able to find their parents.
Speaker 1: Wow, which is a problem we cause, but you know,
Speaker 1: our government.
Speaker 3: But it's just interesting.
Speaker 1: But then it's you know, then it's also kind of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there are other issues like hacking it and people misusing it,
Speaker 1: and there's always a way that people abuse technology and stuff.
Speaker 3: So that could also work against you.
Speaker 5: Of if someone was if a country it was not
Speaker 5: staple and there was a form of slavery, right, then
Speaker 5: you could track at someone the opposite, right exactly.
Speaker 2: I think what we're learning is that humans are the
Speaker 2: worst part of anything. Yeah, technology or inventions. I was
Speaker 2: going to make a joke that the true leaders of
Speaker 2: implanting things into your body are the ones that turn
Speaker 2: themselves into lizards and stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, body modification.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which there is an Sview episode about which I'm
Speaker 1: sure we'll cover at some point.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't wait to fall Yeah, Steve Brady baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then you know, a big reason that we wanted
Speaker 2: to cover this episode is because of our guest that
Speaker 2: was I mean, the episode's great, are great, but I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think we all know what we really wanted out
Speaker 2: of this episode.
Speaker 1: And we are going to talk to our guest, right, now, okay, guys,
Speaker 1: it's time for our interview, and we are not going
Speaker 1: to disappoint you yet again. We have one of the
Speaker 1: funniest stand up comedians, the host of America's Funniest home videos,
Speaker 1: the host of a podcast, Bob Saget's Here for You,
Speaker 1: Danny Tanner himself from Full House.
Speaker 3: Guys. Check out our interview with Bob Sagat. Were you
Speaker 3: a fan of the show or did they? Okay you are.
Speaker 4: I've known my Risco a really long time, so I
Speaker 4: know her through Jonathan Silverman, but way before she got
Speaker 4: the show. Wow, we went to a concert once together.
Speaker 4: We went and saw the Wallflowers.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, one Headlight.
Speaker 4: I've always thought really well of her. And when I
Speaker 4: did the show, she was there with her husband and
Speaker 4: he was holding their baby in the frontal pouch. I
Speaker 4: never had one of those when I had kids.
Speaker 3: Oh the little baby Bejorn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't have a Bjorn, but I just tell
Speaker 4: my kid. But it's a smart move.
Speaker 3: And did you want to be a criminal?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've always been cast against type, you know, against
Speaker 4: when you do a series, people think that's who you are,
Speaker 4: you know, and that's good, you know, it's a nice
Speaker 4: thing to entertain one group of an audience. But then
Speaker 4: I was always punching out of the box with my
Speaker 4: stand up. I was always edgy and strange and not
Speaker 4: in a mean way, but sometimes little fake gruff. But
Speaker 4: then when I would get cast and stuff, or even
Speaker 4: on a show like Entourage, I would do a version
Speaker 4: of myself. But that's not a very up with people
Speaker 4: kind of guy. It was Alcivias kind of gross version,
Speaker 4: but he had my name, so that's not good.
Speaker 3: But it was really funny.
Speaker 4: It was It was fun I did it a bunch
Speaker 4: and it was a different time, but doing the one
Speaker 4: that I did in New York, and it was the
Speaker 4: whole original cast, and I went out with Chris for lunch,
Speaker 4: and you know, everything was kind of it was before
Speaker 4: he left the show, obviously, and things were kind of nice.
Speaker 4: I didn't get to be with Richard Belzer, who I'd
Speaker 4: known for a long time. But the funniest part was
Speaker 4: I was in ICE's room. That was my dressing room,
Speaker 4: was his dressing room, so his wife's pictures.
Speaker 3: Everywhere, Coco and it was Coco was everywhere.
Speaker 4: It was so gracious of him to let me be
Speaker 4: in there and I didn't touch anything.
Speaker 3: I was so scared.
Speaker 4: And he's got awards and this beautiful stuff in there
Speaker 4: and pictures of her everywhere. So I was just studying
Speaker 4: my lines. It was it was a lot of fun
Speaker 4: to play. When I read that it was very well written,
Speaker 4: you know, and it was one that they went, oh, well, no,
Speaker 4: we're stunting this one. And it had Chris Sarandon and
Speaker 4: Bernadette Peters and my wife was Catherine Bell. So I
Speaker 4: mean it was really a hilarious kind of story. I mean,
Speaker 4: you know the computer chip. Yeah, and I got to
Speaker 4: have a little fight, got to punch Chris Sarandon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a little fight, giant fight. There was
Speaker 2: like dos and tools everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really quite fun.
Speaker 3: Did you have body doubles?
Speaker 4: No, you just fall out a frame. If I recall
Speaker 4: you do the punch, you know, you do it past
Speaker 4: the nose and just do one of those not like
Speaker 4: that that would be that would be on zoom. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I fell on a matt. He fell on a mat.
Speaker 4: I don't know. We didn't have doubles. We were in
Speaker 4: the hallway there at the hospital. I really loved the
Speaker 4: scene with Catherine A lot that was like very sweet,
Speaker 4: you know, stupid apology for putting it. I don't want
Speaker 4: to I can spoil.
Speaker 1: It because your character is like your character like does
Speaker 1: fully murder someone, but then he accidentally puts his wife
Speaker 1: in danger and like feels bad about it.
Speaker 3: So it's you.
Speaker 1: You're a very complete You're a multi layered character in this.
Speaker 4: I actually like that because a lot of the you know,
Speaker 4: when i'd watched the show, sometimes the key to the show.
Speaker 4: One of the coolest things about it are the quick
Speaker 4: cuts that you're getting kind of bullet points of the story.
Speaker 4: You don't need to hear a five minute dialogue scene
Speaker 4: at this moment, we're just going to go did you
Speaker 4: talk to her? Yeah? And then you somewhere else and
Speaker 4: they're just walking down the street trying to figure it
Speaker 4: out and Riska and at that time, Chris or just
Speaker 4: you know, eating up the lines and making it what
Speaker 4: it was, which is a show that won't go away.
Speaker 3: I mean, is it weirder?
Speaker 2: How does it feel that like so many people have
Speaker 2: fully grown.
Speaker 3: Up on you and then we've got to meet you
Speaker 3: and stuff.
Speaker 2: But my family we came from Russia, so we didn't
Speaker 2: speak English, so America's Funniest Home Videos was like the
Speaker 2: best foreign entertainment that you can get. And Full House
Speaker 2: I watched every single day, like, how do you.
Speaker 4: You're from Russia?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Russia, Ukraine.
Speaker 4: I was in Ukraine. I shot a show for A
Speaker 4: and E there and I helped guys get mail order brides.
Speaker 4: This show in the show is where I'm from.
Speaker 3: That's why.
Speaker 4: But it wasn't as it was a reality show. It
Speaker 4: was it was it was a comedy documentary show.
Speaker 3: We did Oh my god, I want to watch.
Speaker 4: That, but no, but it's not. That's not viewable. The
Speaker 4: series was called Strange Days and we aired six of them.
Speaker 4: The first one ended up me being in a motorcycle
Speaker 4: club which I joined, which was very scary and interesting
Speaker 4: and everyone was a different subculture. I went to Vegas
Speaker 4: with Jeff Ross, I went to camp with fourteen year
Speaker 4: old kids. I just did all different kinds of stuff.
Speaker 4: It was really quite wonderful.
Speaker 2: And then now my niece nephews are watching old episode
Speaker 2: like it's just like so many generations know who you are.
Speaker 4: The Full House is never going away ever. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's so funny. I talk to people and they'll say
Speaker 4: I'll be working on a couple of projects and an
Speaker 4: agent or the head of a network or studio will
Speaker 4: say to me, would you please get off my television.
Speaker 4: I can't take it anymore. My kids are now, my
Speaker 4: kids are nine and eleven. I can't stand it because
Speaker 4: that's the show for them. That's right.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Full House, though, have you seen John Stamos's
Speaker 1: episode of SVU that he did?
Speaker 4: Of course, of course I've seen it. There's nothing. There's
Speaker 4: nothing John Stamos has done that I had not seen.
Speaker 4: Every time he's been on Broadway, I have been there
Speaker 4: several times. Every time I've been on Broadway, he's been
Speaker 4: there six seven times.
Speaker 3: He is He was that Bonnaroo when you were there,
Speaker 3: Like he.
Speaker 4: Was pissed because I worked my ass off in that
Speaker 4: tent and I'm dripping sweat and he comes out at
Speaker 4: the end and gets a standing ovation and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I just worked so hard and all he did was
Speaker 4: pose No.
Speaker 2: The effect he has on people is why like you,
Speaker 2: I think you or Jeff brought him to the seller
Speaker 2: one time and it didn't matter what age, men, women, gay, straight,
Speaker 2: Like everyone just fell apart.
Speaker 3: I'd never seen anything like it.
Speaker 4: And he's got a new series that's going to be
Speaker 4: on Disney Plus and David E. Kelly is the executive producer,
Speaker 4: and he is I'm trying to remember he's in school
Speaker 4: and he's a teacher. It looks really really good, and
Speaker 4: he's just you know, he's my brother. I mean, I
Speaker 4: just he's amazing. He's such a good person. I just
Speaker 4: did a benefit as I do every year, and we
Speaker 4: did a virtual benefit for the sclurdrim Or Research Foundation
Speaker 4: because I lost his sister to it. I've been working
Speaker 4: with I'm on the board. I've been doing it for
Speaker 4: thirty years, doing these benefits. And we did a big
Speaker 4: virtual one and we raised a million point one virtually
Speaker 4: with an event and John just did a zoom with
Speaker 4: me with a fan and the little girl has scloroderma
Speaker 4: and she's she's nine and she's so beautiful. The whole
Speaker 4: family's lovely. And we're doing another one where he's going
Speaker 4: to read a story to kids. He's just a guy
Speaker 4: who's always done so much charitable stuff. When wet at
Speaker 4: full House, he would end Fuller House. He would bring
Speaker 4: around all the Make a Wish kids in Starlight and
Speaker 4: he really I've always done philanthropic stuff because it's a
Speaker 4: gift to be able to even have a job in
Speaker 4: this business. But he has really is big hearted.
Speaker 2: A lot of comedy people of your generation have done SVU,
Speaker 2: A lot of your pals, I feel like, outside John,
Speaker 2: any episodes that you remember, did you guys ever chat
Speaker 2: about your SVU times?
Speaker 3: No, it's weird.
Speaker 4: We don't. We don't. But I think the key to
Speaker 4: the show is they know that a lot of comedians
Speaker 4: are good actors. You know, yeah, a lot of them.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I think what's also interesting is that
Speaker 1: you these you have people like, you know, people think
Speaker 1: of you as one way, like you're this like sort
Speaker 1: of dad, funny dad figure on this show, and then
Speaker 1: you come on and you're a bad guy. And same
Speaker 1: with John Seamos, He's uncle Jesse comes on and he's
Speaker 1: like this bad guy. Or Martin Short was like a
Speaker 1: complete psychopath. Like you know, I think it kind of
Speaker 1: nerves people to have their their favorite sort of like
Speaker 1: funny people kind of topped on their head a little bit.
Speaker 4: It's actually a thin line, as you know it really
Speaker 4: it really is. I mean, a person that goes up
Speaker 4: and does stand up properly as a very dark.
Speaker 3: Side oh, yes, we're all psychopaths.
Speaker 2: Who do you think was more fucked up? Your character
Speaker 2: John Stamos's character, Well.
Speaker 4: He had to get people pregnant, right, that was you? Yeah,
Speaker 4: so I almost wish I would have had that part.
Speaker 4: I mean, either.
Speaker 1: Way, this episode is coming out on four to twenty,
Speaker 1: so we wanted.
Speaker 3: To see if you would be a magical day a
Speaker 3: magical day.
Speaker 1: We wanted to see if you would be down with
Speaker 1: answering a couple of weed related questions.
Speaker 4: Of course, there's actually a lot of weed named after me,
Speaker 4: and I don't like it. I get no money from it.
Speaker 4: I am not a sponsor. There is Bob Saget's Sativa.
Speaker 4: If you just google marijuana and my name, it's it's
Speaker 4: not good.
Speaker 3: You guys got to give Bob his money.
Speaker 4: Come on, I don't want the money.
Speaker 3: When did you become a famous pothead? Because Entourage?
Speaker 4: While I was in Half Baked, while I was directing
Speaker 4: Dirty Worker, I was in Dave Chappelle's Half Baked and
Speaker 4: I said that I, you know, did what I did
Speaker 4: for Coke. I don't know if you remember, but it was. Yes,
Speaker 4: there's a lot of this. Look up the meme. It'll
Speaker 4: explain it. Yes, but that that traveled so yeah, and
Speaker 4: Rodney Dangerfield, who was a friend, actually have his pot
Speaker 4: pipe in the other room. But I'm not a smoker.
Speaker 4: I wasn't in my early twenties. I went to a
Speaker 4: couple of years of it, but then I wanted to
Speaker 4: get more done. So but look, I look at like
Speaker 4: you know, certain people Seth Rogan. I can't imagine how
Speaker 4: he gets so much done because he's a genius and
Speaker 4: he's able to be buzzed. It's just so great. So oh,
Speaker 4: so go ahead, what were your pop questions for.
Speaker 3: Twenty If you're not smoking?
Speaker 1: Well, if you're not smoking, we were just going to
Speaker 1: kind of ask you, like, you know, what's your favorite
Speaker 1: way to smoke?
Speaker 3: And what's your favorite.
Speaker 4: Con those answers ahead, ask away, ask away, have all
Speaker 4: the answers, Well.
Speaker 3: Let's do like, what's your favorite meal when you're fucked up? Like,
Speaker 3: what do you.
Speaker 4: Call that's usually it's the after meal would be the hamburger.
Speaker 4: You know. But edibles are a problem because I had
Speaker 4: a problem once where I have done edibles in the
Speaker 4: past ten years, and one time I went to this
Speaker 4: bakery shop in Santa Monica that had amazing edibles, really
Speaker 4: good food. And I was dating somebody a long time ago,
Speaker 4: and I was really hungry, and you don't eat an
Speaker 4: edible and be really hungry.
Speaker 3: And I made that mistake before as well.
Speaker 4: I ate half a chocolate cake and I couldn't move.
Speaker 4: I was in body prison. And then when I started
Speaker 4: to get my censes back, said let's keep our robes
Speaker 4: on and go to the Beverly Hills Hotel. That was
Speaker 4: my inspired idea. But yeah, that's why I don't like
Speaker 4: that inspiration anymore.
Speaker 1: Wait, Bob, we wanted to ask you about the masked singer.
Speaker 1: We wanted to know about that experience.
Speaker 3: Was that fun? And you were the Squiggly Monster? Did
Speaker 3: you choose to be the squiggly Monster?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Did they give you that?
Speaker 4: I had a choice. I never told anybody this. I
Speaker 4: had a choice between being I don't know if I'm
Speaker 4: allowed to say this. I had a choice between another
Speaker 4: character that someone else played. I don't want to say
Speaker 4: it because that person might get mad. But I chose
Speaker 4: squiggily because that's actually him right there, I see. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And because the eyes looked like boobs and they were everywhere,
Speaker 4: and I thought the eyes were going to roll around,
Speaker 4: but they said no, they're fixed. But the head was
Speaker 4: like thirty pounds. And so I'm inside this and it's
Speaker 4: COVID time, right, so precautions are insane. I'm getting tested
Speaker 4: all the time, not near anyone. I've come in with
Speaker 4: a sweatshirt that says, don't talk to me. I've got
Speaker 4: a hoodie on, I've got mask and a visor. No
Speaker 4: one can see it's me. I don't see any of
Speaker 4: the other characters. And then I'm glad you brought up
Speaker 4: four twenty. And then they have us in a lineup
Speaker 4: and I didn't know it was like a competition. I mean,
Speaker 4: I knew the show, but I thought I came out.
Speaker 4: I sang the first time. I sang have you ever
Speaker 4: seen the Rain? I credence John Foggerty, and I did well.
Speaker 4: I was happy with it. I've been asked to do
Speaker 4: the show over the years, and I always would say no,
Speaker 4: And then you know, it's COVID. I got nothing to do.
Speaker 4: I got to entertain. Is it you want to do
Speaker 4: a mass singer said yes. It was like it was
Speaker 4: like unbelievable that I just I was dying to do
Speaker 4: it and do anything, and I was protected and I
Speaker 4: didn't think. I thought I was going to win, so
Speaker 4: they had me on one more. I sang satisfaction. I
Speaker 4: did that fairly well, and then I got de headed.
Speaker 4: They you know, they yelled Nick Cannon and everybody else,
Speaker 4: take it off, take it off. And Ken John's a
Speaker 4: friend of mine, Robin thinks a friend of mine. I've
Speaker 4: known him forever and not forever, but a long time.
Speaker 4: And I couldn't talk to them about it. It was
Speaker 4: really weird because I was doing a show with Ken
Speaker 4: called I Can See Your Voice his other.
Speaker 3: Show, Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I did a couple of right fun show COVID Craziness Precautions,
Speaker 4: and Ken was saying, you should do mass singer come
Speaker 4: on as a judge or something. I went, no, I
Speaker 4: don't think so, Ken, I'm really busy. And he's texting
Speaker 4: me this and he doesn't know that I am on
Speaker 4: it there.
Speaker 3: Squiggly Monster exactly.
Speaker 4: And then the freaky part is I'm in a lineup
Speaker 4: with these with mushroom, jellyfish, broccoli. I looked at my lip.
Speaker 4: I swear to god, it was like I thought I
Speaker 4: was on acid. I didn't know what it was the
Speaker 4: most stone moment of my life. I just could barely
Speaker 4: churn my head. And I see these creatures in the
Speaker 4: Star Wars bar next to me, a Star Wars bar
Speaker 4: mixed with Disneyland parade, and I don't know. I didn't
Speaker 4: like it, and I was looking they were looking at me,
Speaker 4: I was looking at them. We were trying to figure
Speaker 4: out who's in there. But it was a really I
Speaker 4: actually loved it.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was amazing.
Speaker 1: We are both huge Bob Saggat fans, and though we've
Speaker 1: met him before, this was more too on one time
Speaker 1: with him than we've had.
Speaker 2: What's wild about someone like him is he's been in
Speaker 2: all of our lives for decades, so even he means
Speaker 2: more to us than.
Speaker 3: We do to him.
Speaker 2: Of course, like every moment I've ever seen him, it's
Speaker 2: blazed in my brain, and he's like, I'm probably accosted
Speaker 2: eight hundred times a day by everyone that thinks I'm
Speaker 2: their daddy.
Speaker 3: Yeah everybody. Yeah, that's so true. Everyone's obsessed.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what's so cool about you know, TV
Speaker 2: and movies. You you grow up with it SVU forever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I didn't add that. I forgot to talk about
Speaker 2: this in the intro. So uh not, what is it?
Speaker 2: Non suckuorder, not non sequitter. When it's like not kosh,
Speaker 2: not the rag. We're gonna do a little twist on
Speaker 2: the postmon orthodox.
Speaker 3: As a Jew, I can't believe you didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I shoul just watch that show. But Maloney's ass is
Speaker 3: now mainstream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you, I mean, if you're listening to this,
Speaker 1: chances are you sent us his butt. We've received many,
Speaker 1: many messages from you guys. That's not a read.
Speaker 3: We love it.
Speaker 1: Keep sending his butt, but it's multiple angles. It's like memes.
Speaker 1: It's different. It's artistic renderings. I mean, because it's non SVU.
Speaker 2: People, every gay man in my phone I've gotten a
Speaker 2: text about for sure.
Speaker 1: I mean and now yeah, it's like on BuzzFeed and
Speaker 1: it's like all it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's he's a tipping point. Yeah, a few is obviously mainstream.
Speaker 2: It's been on NBC for twenty one season. Sure, it's
Speaker 2: like uh fever, it's ass fever. I mean, it's Maloney
Speaker 2: ass fever.
Speaker 1: And he's like totally being such a good support about it.
Speaker 1: Like people are tweeting him like where'd you get all
Speaker 1: that cake? And he's like, well, I'm a big boy,
Speaker 1: I'm sixty or like, he's just like he's just being
Speaker 1: really cute and then like shares tweeting about it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think when cher is doing one of her all
Speaker 1: caps questionable grammar tweets about your butt and you're acting.
Speaker 1: Actually she was just commenting on his acting. But I
Speaker 1: think we know what the subtext was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean share, that's cool, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, anyway, that was just a side note to
Speaker 1: let you guys know that we are fully aware of
Speaker 1: Maloney butt gate and it's all it's all happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did I learn from this episode?
Speaker 2: Like, before you date a guy, get him mentally checked out,
Speaker 2: Like you know that boyfriend, the best friend boyfriend, gray
Speaker 2: haired man was just like didn't.
Speaker 3: Care about any Oh well, he didn't care.
Speaker 2: His wife was dead. He didn't think Cara's girlfriend was
Speaker 2: having surgery. But both of these women were in committed,
Speaker 2: loving relationships with him.
Speaker 3: It's like everyone's a psychopath. I don't know how anyone
Speaker 3: dates ever.
Speaker 2: It's so scary you could be with someone that's not
Speaker 2: even gonna shed a tear when you're dead and is
Speaker 2: using you for money to keep your dance studio along.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's just twisted.
Speaker 1: Can't even throw a couple of tulips your way when
Speaker 1: you've had a life saving liver surgery.
Speaker 3: It's a little nuts.
Speaker 1: If I meet someone that i'm into, I'm getting I'm
Speaker 1: hiring a full Lexus Nexus background check. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: great idea, But the guy didn't have a criminal pass.
Speaker 3: He's just an asshole.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you would find in a background check.
Speaker 1: Other girlfriends that are like, yeah he sucks.
Speaker 2: Now, I mean private, I follow him following and give
Speaker 2: you like a full maybe. Well, it's kind of like
Speaker 2: the Seinfeld Jujubi's is that what not Jujubi's jujifruits?
Speaker 3: Jujub is a grown woman. No, jujub is the candy.
Speaker 1: I think they were calling them jujifruits in the show
Speaker 1: Jujubis are a candy.
Speaker 2: No, I think jujubi is a drag queen and juju
Speaker 2: fur is the king.
Speaker 3: No jujub is a can. Hannah's looking at up. Jujub
Speaker 3: is a candy.
Speaker 1: I think maybe they couldn't say it on Dimefeld and
Speaker 1: they were calling a juji No, they were calling a Jujubi's.
Speaker 3: You're right, we got to just back up off this whole.
Speaker 3: They're like a sour Patch kid.
Speaker 5: Without the sour elements, hard or not.
Speaker 2: And Ike, they're just a hard gummy. They're disgusting and
Speaker 2: I'm a gummy fanatic and they're the worst in their
Speaker 2: gummies good. I'd rather have Dots or Mike and Ikes
Speaker 2: than a juju be. I didn't realize that, but it's
Speaker 2: kind of like that, like, maybe set up a prank
Speaker 2: for your future lover that you want to get serious with,
Speaker 2: where someone tells them something terrible happened, and then they
Speaker 2: see how they respond, and then they're on hidden cameras
Speaker 2: and then that's how you know if you can be
Speaker 2: with them or not, okay? Or microchip, Yeah, what I've
Speaker 2: learned is needed to be micro chipped.
Speaker 1: But I think what we've learned also is that Lee's
Speaker 1: is willing to be micro chipped, and I'm microchipping everybody
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what else?
Speaker 1: I think there's also some early in the episode lessons like, uh,
Speaker 1: don't lose your virginity in Central Park after dark. I
Speaker 1: don't think that that's going to be as picturesque as
Speaker 1: they're making it seem.
Speaker 3: That whole guy was annoying.
Speaker 2: He was like pressuring her, making jokes after wul they
Speaker 2: find a body.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just like, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Just saying the chances of you finding a body in
Speaker 1: the middle of the act are higher in Central Park,
Speaker 1: so I would just steer clear. Find a field at
Speaker 1: Lisa's college, the Lisa Rhagger Virginity Lost Memorial Field.
Speaker 3: I believe that that is what they call it at
Speaker 3: your old school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I have a lot of I have
Speaker 2: a lot of opinions. I definitely wrote a college senior
Speaker 2: paper on the concept of virginity. I would and as
Speaker 2: it's only education, would absolutely love to read it. So
Speaker 2: I just have a lot of opinions about all of this,
Speaker 2: and that does don't matter. Also, Bob Saget, what was
Speaker 2: his name in it? Garrett Glenn gous to Glenn, don't
Speaker 2: trust to Glenn. Also, yeah, I guess if your order
Speaker 2: like some special chemical that gives people seizures from Japan, like,
Speaker 2: don't use your credit card, figure out, I mean figure out,
Speaker 2: get a friend to do it for you or something. Also,
Speaker 2: make sure you're paying off your stage managers or having
Speaker 2: them sign an NDA.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that woman was talking. Yeah, yeah, Genevieve. No,
Speaker 1: what was that, Yeah, Genevieve, Yeah, No, it was Geneva.
Speaker 1: Geneva because once you said that, I was like, I
Speaker 1: kind of do like that name. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about baby names, you know, but I'm not
Speaker 1: going to name the baby Geneva after a stage manager
Speaker 1: from Lawn Order SVU, but that would be.
Speaker 5: What about the name Danny because apparently it sticks with
Speaker 5: you Danny.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it loves a Danny, Danny and Danny.
Speaker 1: And then Danny Tanner is Bob Saget's name, and he's
Speaker 1: probably most called by other people a lot of Danny's also.
Speaker 2: I think in this episode we learned Benson's everything, Like
Speaker 2: Maloney without Benson is nothing. Yeah, like he couldn't talk
Speaker 2: to that man until Benson showed up with her soft speak.
Speaker 2: So like, I think, I actually this happened to me
Speaker 2: in a professional setting where I was working with a
Speaker 2: duo and then one of the duo people disappeared and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I don't think I ever liked you.
Speaker 2: I think this is where it was all that the
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I think we need to learn if SVU
Speaker 5: writers had a real theory about the arm. Everything I
Speaker 5: was related to an arm and I need to know
Speaker 5: that's a personal thing for me.
Speaker 1: It's a very it's a very college paper subject.
Speaker 3: Neil Neil there less arm in the.
Speaker 1: In the episode choreographed on Lona Dress view by Hannah
Speaker 1: Kyle Creighton.
Speaker 3: Neil tweet at us, Yeah, Neil.
Speaker 1: Let us know if you guys had some kind of
Speaker 1: arm imagery going on with Rady alis uh. And then yeah,
Speaker 1: we also what we have learned outside of the show,
Speaker 1: because we did mention the grocery bags again in this
Speaker 1: is that there are special grocery bags that are props.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're made out of silicon because they don't make
Speaker 3: that noise. So we learned that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you can get Binnard up Peters to
Speaker 1: be your lawyer, gosh a legend. Tinker Bell and I
Speaker 1: thank you Bell, she's the best. Okay, now it is
Speaker 1: time for what would Sister Peg Do? Which is our
Speaker 1: weekly segment where we give you guys, you know, articles, books, charities,
Speaker 1: organizations that you can look more into and get some
Speaker 1: more information about the subject we touched on in today's episode.
Speaker 1: Since today's episode was really more about, you know, the
Speaker 1: microchip situation. What we wanted to point you to is
Speaker 1: the Sclarroderma Research Foundation, which is a cause. It's very
Speaker 1: close to Bob Saget's heart. It's a disease that unfortunately
Speaker 1: claimed the life of his sister, and he is on
Speaker 1: the board of directors for this organization. This is a
Speaker 1: potentially life threatening illness and there was almost no research
Speaker 1: on it when this foundation was first founded, and now
Speaker 1: they do a lot to help sclare derma patients and
Speaker 1: work on finding improved therapies and a cure. So if
Speaker 1: you are interested, their website is srfcure dot org. And
Speaker 1: we'll obviously be posting that in our It's in our
Speaker 1: show notes, and we'll be posting it in our Instagram stories.
Speaker 2: I want to mention Sclare grammer is a fucked disease.
Speaker 2: It's one of the worst diseases. Drag Queen Chi Chi
Speaker 2: zu Vain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, had this and a beloved drag queen who recently
Speaker 1: passed away from this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was watching an interview and she was
Speaker 2: like everyone says when I got this, Everyone's like, but
Speaker 2: you should have gotten cancer, Like, it really is a
Speaker 2: really fucked up disease.
Speaker 3: Not that cancer is a walk in the park or
Speaker 3: anything like that.
Speaker 2: But if you want to do some research on it,
Speaker 2: it really is like scary and there is no cure
Speaker 2: and if you are feeling, if you are able to,
Speaker 2: I would really encourage getting involved with this one.
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Speaker 2: Next week's episode will be Vulnerable. That is season four,
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