1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 1: subject my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. 4 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: What but uh, right now, the nephew is here with 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for snaw? 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw this one up from my pops right here? 7 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 2: Can I have your kidney? Yeah? That was Pop's favorite? 8 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 3: Right there? 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 2: Let's right. 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother Conley. This 11 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 3: is kindly. How you doing, bro? This is Deacon Patterson 12 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 3: calling from the church. How you doing today? Uh, Deacon Patterson? Yeah, 13 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 3: you're doing finding yourself, sir, I'm doing good, doing good. 14 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,879 Speaker 3: You know the church is behind you on what you're 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 3: going through. When we were praying for you, man, we 16 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 3: know all about the you know you're going in the 17 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 3: surgery on Friday to get your get your prankers removed. 18 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 3: So I wanted to give you a call, man, have 19 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 3: a word of pray and let you know that we 20 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 3: all are pulling for you, and we know that that 21 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 3: the man upstairs is gonna pull you through the success. 22 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 3: Will God bless and keep you? Uh that, Deacon? God 23 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 3: bless and keep you because I tell you I'm going 24 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 3: through something here. Me and my wife, we've been talking 25 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 3: about it, and we've been praying on it, and it 26 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 3: shows a wonderful faing to know that your church is 27 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 3: with you and and y'all thinking about me in prayer. 28 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 3: I I really had to take this, this to the Lord. 29 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 3: This is a serious thing with me, and I ain't 30 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 3: never had an operation before in my life, and I 31 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 3: know I need it. My wife made it clear, the 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,040 Speaker 3: doctor that made it clear, and I believe I'm ready 33 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 3: to go forward with Deacon and we're gonna give the 34 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:39,840 Speaker 3: victory to who. Yes, sir, he's the victory. Let me 35 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,319 Speaker 3: let me have a word of prayer with your brother 36 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 3: col if you don't mind, just bout your head from me. 37 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 3: Father God, we ask right now, We ask right now 38 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 3: that you touch brother Connley as he goes in on Friday, 39 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 3: Please put your hands on him. We ask Father that 40 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 3: you hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to 41 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 3: go and Lloyd to put the surgery on. Yes, we 42 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 3: asked that you make sure that the doctor he's got 43 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 3: a strong eye on that morning walk with him. We 44 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,679 Speaker 3: asked that that that he got a steady hand when 45 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 3: he got the scoppel in his hand. We asked that 46 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 3: you hold on to him he's as he goes into 47 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 3: a surgeon, because we know come side the morning. Nah, 48 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 3: the victory going belong to Brother Conley and the Lord. 49 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,959 Speaker 3: Thank you, Lord. We know all of this, but we 50 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 3: we we asked that you take that paincreas and you 51 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 3: remove it out successfully, close him back up like it 52 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 3: will never been into the end before walk with me. 53 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 3: That's what we're asking. We ask your Lord at the 54 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 3: same time that they're removing this pancreas. Lord, we asked 55 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 3: that you reach around his backside and we asked that 56 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 3: you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney and make 57 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,360 Speaker 3: it whole, make it one hundred and ten percent. We 58 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 3: want you to make that that kidney like it's been 59 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 3: the best kidney it was because Deacon, that's Deacon Deacon 60 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 3: who packed Deacon Cancle. Yes, you're saying, dul sir, there's 61 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,079 Speaker 3: nothing wrong with the kidney. Deacon. I'm doing. I'm doing 62 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 3: find the Lordest. The Lordest then made it. Well, he's 63 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 3: gonna work on my package. That's what the doctors operating 64 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 3: though they didn't trap me forward, and that's what they 65 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 3: plan to remove. So really, my kidney is fine. They 66 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 3: did what they called it when they me in my eyes, 67 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 3: and everything else is fine. They ain't working on nothing 68 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 3: but my package, right right right. Well, let me say 69 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 3: I'm glad you brought that up for this this This 70 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 3: wouldn't reason why I call you, uh huh uh. Of 71 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 3: course I did call to pray for you, Yes, you know, 72 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 3: because I want to make sure that that that that 73 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,639 Speaker 3: you make it through this successfully. But what another reason 74 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 3: why I'm getting around it is here is uh, what 75 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 3: I want to ask you, and I know we we 76 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 3: you know, we've never met face to face. I've seen 77 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 3: you a couple of times, like I said, the church, 78 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 3: but you've been out most time. Uh, or you're with 79 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 3: your sickness and whatnot. But now, what what I was 80 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:48,920 Speaker 3: gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know this is 81 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,839 Speaker 3: I hate to come at you in the final hour 82 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 3: and you're getting ready to go have certain and all that, 83 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 3: but if you don't mind it, if you could see 84 00:03:56,400 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 3: it in your heart to see to do something for somebody, yes, uh, 85 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 3: that's that's the last will. You always supposed to help 86 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 3: those who right, And I'm glad you you think like that. 87 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 3: When they go in on Friday morning and and remove 88 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 3: that painter is out? Do you think that that that 89 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 3: that they could go in and get one of your kidneys? 90 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 3: Because I need one? Hold? Hold on just being up 91 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 3: what you say? What you say? See see see what 92 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 3: else I've been going through myself with a little heilment. 93 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 3: And I'm wondering if if I need a kitteny And 94 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,279 Speaker 3: I'm wondering if you can give me one of yours 95 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 3: when they go in and get your paint because they 96 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,160 Speaker 3: already have your open. Did you say you wanted them 97 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,360 Speaker 3: to take one of my kidneys? Yeah, and give it 98 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 3: to me because I need one. You need a kidney? Yeah? 99 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 3: But what I mean you already gonna be laying there open. 100 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,040 Speaker 3: Wait a minute, mister, you need a kidney? I need 101 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 3: help with my package. You gonna call me with man, 102 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 3: This ain't no work of the Lord. Now you said 103 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 3: you a dick, like I said, dick as in my name. 104 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 3: But see what I'm asking you? What you and me? Man? 105 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:08,040 Speaker 3: Brother Conny? What harm is it if you already open 106 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,720 Speaker 3: and laying on the table. Oh, you ain't heard a 107 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:13,239 Speaker 3: damn thing I said? Have you? I said, I'll be man, 108 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 3: You crazy as hell. Now what I'm gonna have to do. 109 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,599 Speaker 3: I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something 110 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 3: going on here. You say you knew you man, the 111 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 3: damn new mister. Matter of fact, you too damn new 112 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,720 Speaker 3: to know who you're talking to. What what What I'm 113 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,520 Speaker 3: saying is you have two two look like you said. 114 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 3: You say they did the MRI. I God, don't give 115 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 3: up what I said they did. Man, I got two kidneys. 116 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 3: You got to one of your advand that's your problem. Mister. 117 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,720 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. I'm trying to get well, 118 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 3: and you call them with this. You say you a 119 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:43,839 Speaker 3: new dicon, you damn show is and you won't be 120 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 3: at that church loan. I tell you that because if 121 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 3: I ever get gold to your sister, we got some 122 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 3: rich men to do. What is this gonna hurt for 123 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,719 Speaker 3: you to give me one of them kitteners? If both 124 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,159 Speaker 3: of them, if both them kitteners is good, ain't gonna 125 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 3: hurt him? Thank you? You ain't getting my kiddeney man, 126 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 3: ain't gonna head? What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All 127 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 3: I'm saying is, if you're gonna be opening laying on 128 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,480 Speaker 3: the table, what is it gonna hurt you got me 129 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,479 Speaker 3: mold Now you're gonna tell him impe me laying on 130 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 3: the damn table. What kind of a pull you in 131 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,720 Speaker 3: charge of? Mister? Let me tell you something I was. 132 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 3: I need to meet you before I get to the 133 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,719 Speaker 3: hospital and nobody can help. They got that damn bad 134 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,279 Speaker 3: getting in yours. And I can tell you that we flat. 135 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 3: You won't feel a damn thing I got that. I'll 136 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 3: be damned if you gonna call and talk me out 137 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 3: of one of my damn kiddingess. Man, I'm trying to 138 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 3: live just like you, trying to let you know it. 139 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 3: Take care of me, because what you talking about? I 140 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,039 Speaker 3: ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. You 141 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 3: can catch my and get off my phone, that's what 142 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 3: you can do. Can I say one more thing to you? 143 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 3: What is you listen to me? Man? I to listen 144 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 3: to you, and you ain't talking about nothing that's got 145 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 3: nothing to do with what's going on with me? Mister, 146 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,680 Speaker 3: you're running a game. If I could get to you'all 147 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,599 Speaker 3: put land in you. What can I just say one 148 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 3: more thing and then I'm gonna let you go? Is 149 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,840 Speaker 3: you're listening for what? Less? Just left you timing from 150 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by 151 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 3: your daughter up. Oh Lord have that girl. Lord have mercy. 152 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 3: Lord have much Jesus. And you all right, brother god man, 153 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 3: you have made me use language that I swear I 154 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,720 Speaker 3: don't know nobody I heard my natives. I'm using that 155 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 3: I have stopped a long time ago talking that away. 156 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 3: Please forgive me, Lord, have mercy. Whoa y'all, I'm gonna 157 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 3: have to Lord, have mersey. My heart is time painting here. Lord, 158 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 3: have mercy. Jesus, this ain't me, This ain't me. And you, 159 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I enjoined Steve Harvey, nef you 160 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 3: told me I do, Brother Coly, I gotta ask you 161 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 3: one more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking 162 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 3: about the baddest radio show in the land. It's gotta 163 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 3: be It's gotta be y'all. It's gotta be y'all. Hell, 164 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 3: I don't even remember the name of it now, Steve Harvey, Martin, 165 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Lord help us. I ain't gonna 166 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,400 Speaker 3: forget it now. 167 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 2: I prayed that thing at the beginning. I was praying 168 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 2: that thing. You know, if you why are you open. 169 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 2: It's you open. I don't if they just reach around 170 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,000 Speaker 2: now and let me get one of them kidneys, because 171 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 2: I need one that you don't mind it. Get smooth 172 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 2: cussed out by a deacon. Ain't nothing wrong, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. 173 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 2: Not only am I shooting my TV show Ready to 174 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,560 Speaker 2: Love in your city, the City of Brotherly Love, but 175 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 2: I'm also telling them jokes. That's right, Helium Comedy Club. 176 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 2: That is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight, The 177 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 2: Nephew is in town. 178 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 3: Tickets are own sale right now now. 179 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:32,079 Speaker 2: I said it. 180 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 3: Ay Shirley is on you up next to Younger Letter. 181 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 1: My husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. We'll 182 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:42,120 Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey 183 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:42,760 Speaker 1: Morning Show.