WEBVTT - “The Hot Boy Summer Expert” with Jay Jurden 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.560 Forever. 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:04.080 Hi. 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:09.000 Hello, Hi, my darling, Oh my god? Why kay so excited? 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:11.400 Yeah, today's cute. It's been a cute weekend. 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:15.520 It has. I mean, some people are exhausted for other reasons. 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:17.840 But you know, I mean some of us was getting 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:24.239 dicked last night. Hey, and and well that's not my brand, 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:25.799 so it clearly wasn't me. 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:27.200 Uh. 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:30.800 How you doing, Marie? I am doing really well, friend. 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:32.960 I had a good week. I had a great week. 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:34.920 I'm so tired. I'm gonna go home and sleep after 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:37.680 this and change my sheets. But I'm doing great. 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.160 We got a play to go to later, so don't 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:42.280 got to be arrested for the play exactly. We're gonna 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:45.240 go see Larry Owens tonight. We are a strange loop. 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:46.720 I don't know is this coming out? 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:47.760 This is gonna come. 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:49.600 Out, This would be out, yeah, but it's probably gonna 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:51.280 be sold out by the time this drops. 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:52.919 It's like I spoke to. 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:55.160 The lady about the tickets and she said everything is 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:59.040 sold out, like except for these expensive as health seats. 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:03.200 I know, and you know what, at this point in 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:06.319 my life, all my friends, anytime it's time to do something, 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:07.560 it costs money. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:12.080 It's good, but There's something cool too about being able 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:12.960 to pay. 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:14.920 For something, you know what I mean, Like it's a 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:16.120 lot of money, and I didn't want to buy a 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:17.920 damn ticket. I was like, somebody else should pay for this, 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:21.560 But uh, there's something cool in that, Like we're not 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:24.760 just doing like these cheap, like poor people things, you 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:26.679 know what I mean, Like we're adults, like we should be. 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:29.440 We should be getting dressed up and doing stuff every 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.480 once in a while. You know, he's tonight, right, I'm 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:34.039 gonna throw a little sex in the city, a little 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:36.800 Samantha Jones. You gonna have a little hill at, a 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:37.800 little carry Bradshaw. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.800 Can we do it? 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:42.959 A little Espa drill. 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:45.600 We gotta bring snacks too. We gotta bring snacks to it. 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:46.840 Oh, we gotta bring snacks. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:48.520 I mean because the sacks that they got there there, 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.360 do they have snacks at well? 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:53.360 Because this went to the same place as your when 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:54.000 your roommate. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:57.280 Yeah, but I bought a sandwich from home. Yeah snacks, No, 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.280 they didn't. That's why said we have to bring snacks. 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:00.240 Oh okay. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:04.440 I was like, what like the movie theater? Ah, yes, yes, yes, okay, 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:05.559 So somebody's gonna bring wings. 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.600 Somebody put chicken in their clutch like Tiffany Hattish did 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.480 at the met Gala. That's that's the energy that I 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.760 want to bring into the the classy play we're going 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:13.240 to tonight. 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.840 If you, Marie, I will get up and not speak 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:19.079 to you after you take a wing. 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:24.520 And you know I'd be busting down them bones. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.080 I will eat all of it, sucking the bone marrow out, 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.760 just like a West Indian man. 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:33.280 Is this karaokey swet? What's kind of glaze? 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:33.520 Is this. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.239 The marror name, Sydney? How are you doing? 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:40.519 How was your week? Let's get into you know, let's 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:44.280 get into that. I mean, Wick is good, you know, 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:49.600 I just you know, I want to say that I'm 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:52.640 an expert in something, but it was mainly it was 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:56.080 you being an expert in something. We were asked to 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:59.960 do something together and then I was like, oh yeah, 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.120 I'm okay with the price, and Marie was like, well 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:03.160 what about us? 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:04.919 And then they were like hmm and then Marie was 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:06.040 like what about that? 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:10.440 And then Marie like up the fucking price the rate, 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.320 and I was like it like doubled. Yeah. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:15.560 I was like, well, I mean I guess I'm never 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:16.360 okay with the price. 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.520 I was like, I should let Marie lead more. 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:20.680 It was that what I was an expert in this 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.359 week is getting us more money. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:27.840 Yeah. I was like, well, because as a third world country, 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:31.440 first generation Haitian American, I'm never okay with what money 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:31.839 they offer. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:32.640 Also, when you. 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:37.160 Know, these these brands and these companies have so much 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:40.960 money and they refuse to pay people like us. 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:42.640 Yeah, but all of the top. 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:46.200 CEOs and whatever making you know, ten million dollar Christmas 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:47.640 bonuses a year, you know what I mean. 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.320 So like, give me ask some zeros to this and 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:51.440 then get back to me. 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:55.600 Mind you, people of the first offer was cute too, Yesterdney, 0:03:55.640 --> 0:04:00.800 it was adorable, But the new money is by say, okay, 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:04.280 the old offer was LaToya Luckett, and this new offer 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:05.640 is Beyonce. 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:09.040 Giselle knows, Yeah, that's my middle name, right, Gizil. 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:12.120 I don't know, but I mean it's low key blue Ivy, 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:12.760 but we'll take it. 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:15.800 I mean Blue Ivy would not do anything if that. 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:18.080 The second offer that you were asking for was Beyonce. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:22.440 And then they were like, what meet you at Surrey? Yeah? 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:28.880 The twins, Yeah what sir Surrey, Sir romy Roomy and 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:30.640 sir Moroccan and Morocco. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:31.800 Yeah, something like that. 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:36.479 What's the Mariah Carey's kids name Moroccan ow Monrone. And 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.440 then what's Jennifer lopez kids name? With them twins names 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:40.719 Mark and Anthony. 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:44.600 They're not to know? Yeah them is a girl kid? 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:45.719 Yeah, it was like Marie. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:50.120 The girl's name is Mark. Boys, they need to know. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:53.719 I can't believe j Low had a baby with Mark Anthony. 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:55.960 I believe it. She didn't have a baby, she had twins, 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:57.400 but they look like him. 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:01.760 That means Jennifer Lopez's children and are named Maximilian and 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:04.840 m It's like Emma, but with an E at the end. 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:05.840 Em Me. 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:09.960 Some people don't deserve the right to give their children names. 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:11.039 That's just some people just don't. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:13.520 They shouldn't be allowed. I think you should be able. 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.040 You have to take a fucking test before you name 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:16.599 your kids. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:17.880 Well, what's the first kid's name? 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:19.760 Maximilian Max? 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.200 So his name is Max, but she's talking about the 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.320 full name though, Maximilian. 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:27.800 Right, usually for the Maxwell, Oh Maxwell, however, you want. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:32.120 To actual maxis short force this Maximilian. We know you 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:35.400 have money, like Duhm, but. 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:41.040 I like Monroe for as a name for Ry Carey's kid. 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:42.640 All right, well we said you don't like it, but 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:43.080 that's fine. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:44.840 Whatever, it's fine, it's fine. 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:45.720 I'm here for. 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:49.160 Me means babies, babies. Uh. 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:55.040 I was extra, you know, just just living my life. 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:56.919 I've definitely decided that. 0:05:56.960 --> 0:06:00.240 I was like, I need to do more things that 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:02.640 are not comedy related. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:06.160 And I've been saying no to shows. Yeah, like no, 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:07.880 I can't do it, and we'll. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:08.960 Send them to me because I got stuff that I 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:09.520 need to prepare for. 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:09.880 Ye yeah. 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:10.160 Yeah. 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:12.560 I was like, eh, I'm. 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:16.279 Not gonna that's great. Yeah, that's that's That's what. 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:17.880 I was an expert in this week, also not saying 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:20.320 no to show, but you know, also like trying to 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.880 I'm giving up meat for a little while, Like I'm 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:27.600 giving up chicken and beef. I'm only gonna do fish. 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.719 So I'm doing that. It's terrible. I went to Chipotle 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:32.960 yesterday and I was like, this bowl is so sad. 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.520 Wait wow, I was like, how does the credittarian bowl 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:36.559 cost the same as the chicken? 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:39.800 But like what because it's chiplet, it's Chipotle. I was like, 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:41.080 I was like I could have put some guag in 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:43.640 here anyway. Why no. 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:45.760 And then so I'm getting up early because I don't 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.960 have a job right, so like I'll I do gigs 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:53.400 randomly throughout the month. But yesterday I woke up, I 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:56.000 had no idea what day it was, and I laid 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:57.800 for like the first three minutes that I was awake. 0:06:57.839 --> 0:06:59.159 I was like, what it's today? 0:06:59.240 --> 0:06:59.680 Thursday? 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:01.919 Like I had, I had no idea what the day was, 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.880 and I was like, Alexa, what day is it? Like 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.920 I had to So I need like some type of 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:10.760 structure in my day to day because otherwise, like I'm 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:13.080 not leaving my house until way too late to do 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.800 shows or to like go to trade a Joe's because 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.240 my free dezempted, you know what I mean. So like 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:19.480 I'm forcing myself to get up every day and go 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:21.480 to the gym, and like I'm trying to go to 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:23.080 bed earlier so that i can get up and like 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:26.080 read and journal. I'm doing all this stupid stuff now. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:28.520 So you know my name is Gwyneth, So that's what 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:28.840 I'm doing. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:29.440 It's beautiful. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.480 I think that's the change that's needed with S and M. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:37.240 The growth. That's because I'll sit back and I'm. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:42.360 Like, hmmm, how come we are not right here, and 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:44.440 it's just like, yeah, switch some things up. 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:45.120 Yeah. 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:46.440 And the other thing that I have to do is 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.280 I think I need to like stop being like, I 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:52.320 need to stop checking Instagram so often. I got all 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:54.520 this time now and I just I feel like when 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:57.520 I was busy, I was like, I lag off Instagram 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.160 when I'm not on it, you know that, right, And 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.000 I log I'm not on it later than ten pm. 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:05.120 Or before ten am. But in the recent. 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:08.559 Weeks it'd be midnight this one fifteen in the morning, 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.840 I'm on Instagram, and I'm like, and it's so easy 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:13.480 to compare yourself to the good stuff that people are posting, 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.400 because people only post the highlights. 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:16.400 They're not posting like. 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:18.400 You know, them falling down the stairs or you know, 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.560 their abortion twork video, you know what I mean. 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:23.320 Like they they're not posting that. So that I needed 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:24.800 to turk video. 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:28.920 What is wrong with your video of this woman getting 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:29.440 an abortion? 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:30.040 It's on Twitter. 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:31.560 I'm gonna find it and I'm gonna send it to you, 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:35.160 ignorant And she the caption was me at my abortion 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:38.640 and she's twirking butt naked and they're trying. 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:42.200 They're like, man, we gotta start the procedure, and yeah, 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:45.120 it's the whole I was. Anyway, I'll send it to y'all, 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:47.440 I'll post it on the Please don't in the story. 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:49.800 We cannot support that, don't. 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:52.800 I don't support you, says listen. I support your choice. 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:57.040 I don't support that choice. That's wrong. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:08:59.880 That's why they trying to shut our shit down. Bitch, 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:02.800 you can't do that in this climate. Sis, and then 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:06.800 posted it on Twitter. It's like sis viral viral, but 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.160 like SIS, you're butt naked and you're getting an abortion, 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.360 and it's on Twitter like SIS, pick a struggle. Actually, 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:14.240 maybe not having the baby was the best choice that 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:14.640 she made. 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:14.880 I know. 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.760 No, I said, I support your choice, but I don't 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:20.160 support that choice. 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:22.719 No, but naked man, we need to get ready to 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:23.520 start the procedure. 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:25.040 It's on a loop. 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:29.360 The doctor's like, he's like, I'm just gonna kill both 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.199 of them, essentially. 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:32.760 What the doctor said, and I'm I would have been 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:34.280 okay with that choices. 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:37.319 I want to know what kind of sweatpants she was 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:38.400 wearing afterwards. 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:40.760 You know, she came in like a fashion Ova jean. 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:44.240 Somebody who toks at an abortion is not wearing sweatpants 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:48.000 to an abortion. She is, fully, we's got to look 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:51.480 at Cardi b Look, she's got like a crop top, 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.720 a highlight her or something, and you know she scammed 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:56.680 her way to the you know, she scammed somebody for 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:57.400 the abortion money. 0:09:57.480 --> 0:10:00.960 So she's not playing out. I've got those loose sight wedge. 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:03.400 She got the car. Yeah, she got the Kardashian Jenner 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:03.840 shoes on. 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:05.880 Yeah, she's like, Oh, I'm gonna do my abortion late 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.480 so I can just go out after. 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:10.760 At the abortion. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:16.360 Honestly, Look, we're not shading abortions, we're shading for it again, 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:20.360 we're shading. We're shading this specific person for working at 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:21.040 the abortion. 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:22.720 She didn't even work after. 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:24.880 It's like sins they got before. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:27.960 They did it. She was I mean the baby almost 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:28.520 fell right up. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:32.040 Oh my god, speaking of babies, no, speaking of falling out. 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:37.880 Our guest today the speaking honestly came into the studio 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:42.200 and match Sydney's uh, entire crop top under boob situation. 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.559 He is probably like one of the sexiest people we've 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:46.320 ever had in the studio. 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:46.880 Wow. 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:49.559 Possibly high praise a word. 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:50.240 Uh. 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:51.120 He's a comic. 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:54.839 He performs all over New York and we are super 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:57.920 excited to welcome our hot Boys Summer expert. 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:02.840 It's j Jerdine. Baby Baby. Do you have any thoughts 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:04.199 or comments on what you've heard this far? 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:08.920 Number one, I am on board with the abortion twerk 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:13.520 because she was celebrating her right to have an abortion. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.840 What I'm not okay with is the fact that I 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:19.719 haven't seen this video yet. 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:22.600 I'm taking me for a take me for a loop. 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:26.280 I'm super excited anything. I'm very excited that you guys 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.520 are going to see a strange loop. That's have you 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.360 seen it? I haven't seen it yet, but as a 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.200 queer black performer, I need to you guys. I was 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:35.200 in my head. I was already thinking and I loop 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:42.320 and strange loop. So very excited. Congratulations to Larry Owens 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.200 and all his success. I'm just happy to be with 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.079 you guys, melon and popping in this room. 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.679 Well, let's give everybody a full body of what you 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:50.680 got going on. First of all, it's clear that you 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.440 do arms. Yeah, I'm shoulder back, chest. 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:54.480 Pull up on these holes. 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:57.640 You do a pull ups? Pull ups is well, Andrew 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.840 you write that down pull ups can pull. 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.560 Ups and chin ups are different. Yeah, just the difference 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.640 between them. So pull up hands are going to be 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.960 facing the bar. Chin ups either going to have like 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:08.480 a neutral grip or on your hand. 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:09.440 So you work at the gym. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:13.400 I used to be a trainer, clearly. Yeah, okay, hook 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:16.520 us up with some sessions. Okay, Yeah, we can pop 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:19.160 off for a few. Uh, Andrew, you're invited as well. 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:30.920 Uh that bitch, I'm gonna ride a dick all night. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:35.480 Let's ride the dick all night. I'm not riding it. 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:38.640 I'm tired yesterday. 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.840 That's the joke, right, Like girls only ride it for 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.199 a few minutes. Guys ride it forever. 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:44.440 That's what men are supposed to do. 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:51.480 Guys some little X level like horses and then you 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:54.120 bounce it on it. Yeah, no more. 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:57.920 I'm adding that to the sex playlist. You know, obviously. 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:02.920 He is okay, so you your your muscles are rippling 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:04.959 and sexy. He's in a short as well. 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:07.040 I like the fact that they left with me being 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:09.320 funny and now they've skewed in on the nakedness. 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:12.600 Well, because it's a very visual podcast. 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:15.280 Let them know what you look like, because that determines 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.800 if they're going to be invested or because if you 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:19.360 start talking and they don't know what you look like. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:20.839 They're gonna be like, well what I want to go 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:21.480 ahead and look. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.680 I'm wearing a crop top tank top with a mouth 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:26.760 and a tongue on it because I'm. 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:29.040 Subtle, staying or stay on brand. 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:32.800 I'm on brand. I'm wearing a pattern summer short that I. 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:34.839 Say short, puffy short, and the butt is. 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:38.160 Sitting a guy from a little place called my Boyfriend's closet. 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.439 It's a good store. So you have a man, Oh 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:44.160 have a man? Have had a man for almost eight 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:45.800 years years. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:51.160 I have people who look like this in relationships. 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:55.040 I'm the only one that's allowed to look like this 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.240 and be like, wait, you're taking no. 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:59.000 I feel like I've been with him for so long 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:01.600 that both of us are adults. And so if people 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:06.920 want to flirt people, it's not completely open close. It's 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:09.800 like a store. You have to know the owner, be like, 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:10.800 technically it's open. 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:14.920 We only so it seem like y'all banging everybody everything. 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:19.720 It's like parenthood. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:20.880 You got to take a number. 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:25.080 One more time. 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:29.440 There's been some folks in the queue. As the Brits 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:32.800 would say online, that's what we're say in New York 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.280 people are online not We've had. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.240 An open relationship expert on the podcast before, but now, 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:39.840 how what's the setup for you guys? 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:43.160 We've been together so long that I know that ain't 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:44.600 nobody else going to pay half the rent. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:46.360 That's that's a lie. 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:51.200 I tell you right now. No one's want to like 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:53.760 walk the dog. We've been together long enough. We've been 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:57.600 through like deaths, We've been through like loss of family members. 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:59.120 We've been through like so much stuff. 0:14:59.320 --> 0:14:59.960 You don't watch the more. 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.080 No, I'm telling you, just like pet at. 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:09.120 Funerals, I'm trying to figure out what are you talking about. 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:12.040 I'm saying that we're committed to each other so much 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:15.680 so that sex is like definitely this like third fourth 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:18.000 most important thing. So if you want to hook up 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:20.640 with someone, if you want to come with someone else, 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:21.400 that's fine. 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:24.040 You're making direct eye contact with me while you're saying this. 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:37.000 Oh no, I would listened to much Megan thee stallion 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:43.280 that turned the Hotways summer switch on, and so just 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:46.000 went to Fire Island. That's the other thing. With the boyfriend, 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:47.640 we're in a room feels. 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.600 Very cup Now let's talk about this real quick, because 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:51.880 not everybody. 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:56.160 Knows what or where fire. Yeah, you know this is international. 0:15:56.240 --> 0:16:00.200 Okay, So it's what Mike Pence thinks gave people will 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:02.880 do all the time in the sense there's just it's 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:06.000 at the end of Long Island. It's this gay getaway. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:09.760 We're in the pines. It's primarily gay men and Cherry Grove. 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:14.120 It's a bit more lesbians and what kind of lesbians, 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.240 rich ones women with. 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:17.360 Like Diane Keaton type. 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:22.160 Should you guys should Definitely. I don't know how you 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:23.080 guys haven't been yet. 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.040 I have never heard of Cherry I've never heard of it. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:28.840 I've only ever heard of going. We gotta go. We 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:30.680 got little a little very Bradley bed. 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:34.240 We have a connect a Cherry Grove connect. 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:39.840 Everyone city. 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:41.680 We should take the Jymney out there like some real 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:42.240 white women. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:44.240 No, you gotta first of all, you gotta get to 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:45.320 Long Island. 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:48.920 Your double r and then you go and then you 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:51.040 go Sayville, and then you take a faery either to 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:53.560 Cherry Grove or to the Pines. Now I was in 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:55.640 the Pines, which is like we're in a we're in 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:58.160 the Beyonce room in our house. So there was a 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:01.480 Beyonce room and wis ovs room in two other themed rooms. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:02.600 There's theme rooms. 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:08.120 Yeah in this house, listen, they love a theme. And 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:12.560 the price was on point for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:15.520 My boyfriend and I only paid twelve hundred only. 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:27.240 Yeah. Also you could have just said Wednesday, Saturday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:26.160 A couple of days in there. 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:27.760 No, it was undred. 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:31.120 But I didn't have to pay for alcohol. I didn't 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:34.360 have to pay for so you gotta give me something else. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.760 Bro for weeds. So why you ain't bring no weed 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:37.359 to the studio. 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:41.960 I had to leave it there. No tons of naked boys. 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:44.399 It was just I mean, it really was what I needed. 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:46.200 It was so much of a vacation that I got 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:47.520 back to New York and I was like, I need 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:49.800 to work. I need to do a lot to get work. 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:53.520