Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, my darling, Oh my god? Why kay so excited?
Speaker 2: Yeah, today's cute. It's been a cute weekend.
Speaker 4: It has. I mean, some people are exhausted for other reasons.
Speaker 2: But you know, I mean some of us was getting
Speaker 2: dicked last night. Hey, and and well that's not my brand,
Speaker 2: so it clearly wasn't me.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: How you doing, Marie? I am doing really well, friend.
Speaker 2: I had a good week. I had a great week.
Speaker 2: I'm so tired. I'm gonna go home and sleep after
Speaker 2: this and change my sheets. But I'm doing great.
Speaker 3: We got a play to go to later, so don't
Speaker 3: got to be arrested for the play exactly. We're gonna
Speaker 3: go see Larry Owens tonight. We are a strange loop.
Speaker 3: I don't know is this coming out?
Speaker 2: This is gonna come.
Speaker 3: Out, This would be out, yeah, but it's probably gonna
Speaker 3: be sold out by the time this drops.
Speaker 2: It's like I spoke to.
Speaker 3: The lady about the tickets and she said everything is
Speaker 3: sold out, like except for these expensive as health seats.
Speaker 3: I know, and you know what, at this point in
Speaker 3: my life, all my friends, anytime it's time to do something,
Speaker 3: it costs money.
Speaker 2: It's good, but There's something cool too about being able
Speaker 2: to pay.
Speaker 3: For something, you know what I mean, Like it's a
Speaker 3: lot of money, and I didn't want to buy a
Speaker 3: damn ticket. I was like, somebody else should pay for this,
Speaker 3: But uh, there's something cool in that, Like we're not
Speaker 3: just doing like these cheap, like poor people things, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like we're adults, like we should be.
Speaker 3: We should be getting dressed up and doing stuff every
Speaker 3: once in a while. You know, he's tonight, right, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna throw a little sex in the city, a little
Speaker 3: Samantha Jones. You gonna have a little hill at, a
Speaker 3: little carry Bradshaw.
Speaker 4: Can we do it?
Speaker 2: A little Espa drill.
Speaker 4: We gotta bring snacks too. We gotta bring snacks to it.
Speaker 2: Oh, we gotta bring snacks.
Speaker 3: I mean because the sacks that they got there there,
Speaker 3: do they have snacks at well?
Speaker 4: Because this went to the same place as your when
Speaker 4: your roommate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I bought a sandwich from home. Yeah snacks, No,
Speaker 3: they didn't. That's why said we have to bring snacks.
Speaker 5: Oh okay.
Speaker 2: I was like, what like the movie theater? Ah, yes, yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 2: So somebody's gonna bring wings.
Speaker 3: Somebody put chicken in their clutch like Tiffany Hattish did
Speaker 3: at the met Gala. That's that's the energy that I
Speaker 3: want to bring into the the classy play we're going
Speaker 3: to tonight.
Speaker 2: If you, Marie, I will get up and not speak
Speaker 2: to you after you take a wing.
Speaker 4: And you know I'd be busting down them bones.
Speaker 3: I will eat all of it, sucking the bone marrow out,
Speaker 3: just like a West Indian man.
Speaker 2: Is this karaokey swet? What's kind of glaze?
Speaker 4: Is this.
Speaker 2: The marror name, Sydney? How are you doing?
Speaker 3: How was your week? Let's get into you know, let's
Speaker 3: get into that. I mean, Wick is good, you know,
Speaker 3: I just you know, I want to say that I'm
Speaker 3: an expert in something, but it was mainly it was
Speaker 3: you being an expert in something. We were asked to
Speaker 3: do something together and then I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm okay with the price, and Marie was like, well
Speaker 3: what about us?
Speaker 4: And then they were like hmm and then Marie was
Speaker 4: like what about that?
Speaker 3: And then Marie like up the fucking price the rate,
Speaker 3: and I was like it like doubled. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I mean I guess I'm never
Speaker 2: okay with the price.
Speaker 4: I was like, I should let Marie lead more.
Speaker 2: It was that what I was an expert in this
Speaker 2: week is getting us more money.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, well, because as a third world country,
Speaker 3: first generation Haitian American, I'm never okay with what money
Speaker 3: they offer.
Speaker 2: Also, when you.
Speaker 3: Know, these these brands and these companies have so much
Speaker 3: money and they refuse to pay people like us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but all of the top.
Speaker 3: CEOs and whatever making you know, ten million dollar Christmas
Speaker 3: bonuses a year, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So like, give me ask some zeros to this and
Speaker 2: then get back to me.
Speaker 3: Mind you, people of the first offer was cute too, Yesterdney,
Speaker 3: it was adorable, But the new money is by say, okay,
Speaker 3: the old offer was LaToya Luckett, and this new offer
Speaker 3: is Beyonce.
Speaker 2: Giselle knows, Yeah, that's my middle name, right, Gizil.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I mean it's low key blue Ivy,
Speaker 3: but we'll take it.
Speaker 2: I mean Blue Ivy would not do anything if that.
Speaker 3: The second offer that you were asking for was Beyonce.
Speaker 3: And then they were like, what meet you at Surrey? Yeah?
Speaker 3: The twins, Yeah what sir Surrey, Sir romy Roomy and
Speaker 3: sir Moroccan and Morocco.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 3: What's the Mariah Carey's kids name Moroccan ow Monrone. And
Speaker 3: then what's Jennifer lopez kids name? With them twins names
Speaker 3: Mark and Anthony.
Speaker 2: They're not to know? Yeah them is a girl kid?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like Marie.
Speaker 2: The girl's name is Mark. Boys, they need to know.
Speaker 2: I can't believe j Low had a baby with Mark Anthony.
Speaker 4: I believe it. She didn't have a baby, she had twins,
Speaker 4: but they look like him.
Speaker 6: That means Jennifer Lopez's children and are named Maximilian and
Speaker 6: m It's like Emma, but with an E at the end.
Speaker 5: Em Me.
Speaker 3: Some people don't deserve the right to give their children names.
Speaker 1: That's just some people just don't.
Speaker 2: They shouldn't be allowed. I think you should be able.
Speaker 4: You have to take a fucking test before you name
Speaker 4: your kids.
Speaker 2: Well, what's the first kid's name?
Speaker 6: Maximilian Max?
Speaker 3: So his name is Max, but she's talking about the
Speaker 3: full name though, Maximilian.
Speaker 6: Right, usually for the Maxwell, Oh Maxwell, however, you want.
Speaker 2: To actual maxis short force this Maximilian. We know you
Speaker 2: have money, like Duhm, but.
Speaker 3: I like Monroe for as a name for Ry Carey's kid.
Speaker 3: All right, well we said you don't like it, but
Speaker 3: that's fine.
Speaker 2: Whatever, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 4: I'm here for.
Speaker 2: Me means babies, babies. Uh.
Speaker 4: I was extra, you know, just just living my life.
Speaker 2: I've definitely decided that.
Speaker 3: I was like, I need to do more things that
Speaker 3: are not comedy related.
Speaker 4: And I've been saying no to shows. Yeah, like no,
Speaker 4: I can't do it, and we'll.
Speaker 2: Send them to me because I got stuff that I
Speaker 2: need to prepare for.
Speaker 4: Ye yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, eh, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not gonna that's great. Yeah, that's that's That's what.
Speaker 3: I was an expert in this week, also not saying
Speaker 3: no to show, but you know, also like trying to
Speaker 3: I'm giving up meat for a little while, Like I'm
Speaker 3: giving up chicken and beef. I'm only gonna do fish.
Speaker 3: So I'm doing that. It's terrible. I went to Chipotle
Speaker 3: yesterday and I was like, this bowl is so sad.
Speaker 3: Wait wow, I was like, how does the credittarian bowl
Speaker 3: cost the same as the chicken?
Speaker 2: But like what because it's chiplet, it's Chipotle. I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like I could have put some guag in
Speaker 2: here anyway. Why no.
Speaker 3: And then so I'm getting up early because I don't
Speaker 3: have a job right, so like I'll I do gigs
Speaker 3: randomly throughout the month. But yesterday I woke up, I
Speaker 3: had no idea what day it was, and I laid
Speaker 3: for like the first three minutes that I was awake.
Speaker 3: I was like, what it's today?
Speaker 2: Thursday?
Speaker 3: Like I had, I had no idea what the day was,
Speaker 3: and I was like, Alexa, what day is it? Like
Speaker 3: I had to So I need like some type of
Speaker 3: structure in my day to day because otherwise, like I'm
Speaker 3: not leaving my house until way too late to do
Speaker 3: shows or to like go to trade a Joe's because
Speaker 3: my free dezempted, you know what I mean. So like
Speaker 3: I'm forcing myself to get up every day and go
Speaker 3: to the gym, and like I'm trying to go to
Speaker 3: bed earlier so that i can get up and like
Speaker 3: read and journal. I'm doing all this stupid stuff now.
Speaker 3: So you know my name is Gwyneth, So that's what
Speaker 3: I'm doing.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful.
Speaker 4: I think that's the change that's needed with S and M.
Speaker 4: The growth. That's because I'll sit back and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, hmmm, how come we are not right here, and
Speaker 3: it's just like, yeah, switch some things up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the other thing that I have to do is
Speaker 3: I think I need to like stop being like, I
Speaker 3: need to stop checking Instagram so often. I got all
Speaker 3: this time now and I just I feel like when
Speaker 3: I was busy, I was like, I lag off Instagram
Speaker 3: when I'm not on it, you know that, right, And
Speaker 3: I log I'm not on it later than ten pm.
Speaker 2: Or before ten am. But in the recent.
Speaker 3: Weeks it'd be midnight this one fifteen in the morning,
Speaker 3: I'm on Instagram, and I'm like, and it's so easy
Speaker 3: to compare yourself to the good stuff that people are posting,
Speaker 3: because people only post the highlights.
Speaker 2: They're not posting like.
Speaker 3: You know, them falling down the stairs or you know,
Speaker 3: their abortion twork video, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like they they're not posting that. So that I needed
Speaker 2: to turk video.
Speaker 3: What is wrong with your video of this woman getting
Speaker 3: an abortion?
Speaker 2: It's on Twitter.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find it and I'm gonna send it to you,
Speaker 3: ignorant And she the caption was me at my abortion
Speaker 3: and she's twirking butt naked and they're trying.
Speaker 2: They're like, man, we gotta start the procedure, and yeah,
Speaker 2: it's the whole I was. Anyway, I'll send it to y'all,
Speaker 2: I'll post it on the Please don't in the story.
Speaker 4: We cannot support that, don't.
Speaker 2: I don't support you, says listen. I support your choice.
Speaker 2: I don't support that choice. That's wrong.
Speaker 3: That's why they trying to shut our shit down. Bitch,
Speaker 3: you can't do that in this climate. Sis, and then
Speaker 3: posted it on Twitter. It's like sis viral viral, but
Speaker 3: like SIS, you're butt naked and you're getting an abortion,
Speaker 3: and it's on Twitter like SIS, pick a struggle. Actually,
Speaker 3: maybe not having the baby was the best choice that
Speaker 3: she made.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: No, I said, I support your choice, but I don't
Speaker 3: support that choice.
Speaker 2: No, but naked man, we need to get ready to
Speaker 2: start the procedure.
Speaker 1: It's on a loop.
Speaker 2: The doctor's like, he's like, I'm just gonna kill both
Speaker 2: of them, essentially.
Speaker 3: What the doctor said, and I'm I would have been
Speaker 3: okay with that choices.
Speaker 4: I want to know what kind of sweatpants she was
Speaker 4: wearing afterwards.
Speaker 2: You know, she came in like a fashion Ova jean.
Speaker 3: Somebody who toks at an abortion is not wearing sweatpants
Speaker 3: to an abortion. She is, fully, we's got to look
Speaker 3: at Cardi b Look, she's got like a crop top,
Speaker 3: a highlight her or something, and you know she scammed
Speaker 3: her way to the you know, she scammed somebody for
Speaker 3: the abortion money.
Speaker 2: So she's not playing out. I've got those loose sight wedge.
Speaker 2: She got the car. Yeah, she got the Kardashian Jenner
Speaker 2: shoes on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like, Oh, I'm gonna do my abortion late
Speaker 3: so I can just go out after.
Speaker 2: At the abortion.
Speaker 3: Honestly, Look, we're not shading abortions, we're shading for it again,
Speaker 3: we're shading. We're shading this specific person for working at
Speaker 3: the abortion.
Speaker 2: She didn't even work after.
Speaker 4: It's like sins they got before.
Speaker 2: They did it. She was I mean the baby almost
Speaker 2: fell right up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, speaking of babies, no, speaking of falling out.
Speaker 3: Our guest today the speaking honestly came into the studio
Speaker 3: and match Sydney's uh, entire crop top under boob situation.
Speaker 3: He is probably like one of the sexiest people we've
Speaker 3: ever had in the studio.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Possibly high praise a word.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: He's a comic.
Speaker 3: He performs all over New York and we are super
Speaker 3: excited to welcome our hot Boys Summer expert.
Speaker 2: It's j Jerdine. Baby Baby. Do you have any thoughts
Speaker 2: or comments on what you've heard this far?
Speaker 5: Number one, I am on board with the abortion twerk
Speaker 5: because she was celebrating her right to have an abortion.
Speaker 5: What I'm not okay with is the fact that I
Speaker 5: haven't seen this video yet.
Speaker 4: I'm taking me for a take me for a loop.
Speaker 5: I'm super excited anything. I'm very excited that you guys
Speaker 5: are going to see a strange loop. That's have you
Speaker 5: seen it? I haven't seen it yet, but as a
Speaker 5: queer black performer, I need to you guys. I was
Speaker 5: in my head. I was already thinking and I loop
Speaker 5: and strange loop. So very excited. Congratulations to Larry Owens
Speaker 5: and all his success. I'm just happy to be with
Speaker 5: you guys, melon and popping in this room.
Speaker 2: Well, let's give everybody a full body of what you
Speaker 2: got going on. First of all, it's clear that you
Speaker 2: do arms. Yeah, I'm shoulder back, chest.
Speaker 5: Pull up on these holes.
Speaker 2: You do a pull ups? Pull ups is well, Andrew
Speaker 2: you write that down pull ups can pull.
Speaker 5: Ups and chin ups are different. Yeah, just the difference
Speaker 5: between them. So pull up hands are going to be
Speaker 5: facing the bar. Chin ups either going to have like
Speaker 5: a neutral grip or on your hand.
Speaker 2: So you work at the gym.
Speaker 5: I used to be a trainer, clearly. Yeah, okay, hook
Speaker 5: us up with some sessions. Okay, Yeah, we can pop
Speaker 5: off for a few. Uh, Andrew, you're invited as well.
Speaker 7: Uh that bitch, I'm gonna ride a dick all night.
Speaker 2: Let's ride the dick all night. I'm not riding it.
Speaker 2: I'm tired yesterday.
Speaker 5: That's the joke, right, Like girls only ride it for
Speaker 5: a few minutes. Guys ride it forever.
Speaker 2: That's what men are supposed to do.
Speaker 5: Guys some little X level like horses and then you
Speaker 5: bounce it on it. Yeah, no more.
Speaker 2: I'm adding that to the sex playlist. You know, obviously.
Speaker 3: He is okay, so you your your muscles are rippling
Speaker 3: and sexy. He's in a short as well.
Speaker 5: I like the fact that they left with me being
Speaker 5: funny and now they've skewed in on the nakedness.
Speaker 2: Well, because it's a very visual podcast.
Speaker 3: Let them know what you look like, because that determines
Speaker 3: if they're going to be invested or because if you
Speaker 3: start talking and they don't know what you look like.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be like, well what I want to go
Speaker 2: ahead and look.
Speaker 5: I'm wearing a crop top tank top with a mouth
Speaker 5: and a tongue on it because I'm.
Speaker 4: Subtle, staying or stay on brand.
Speaker 5: I'm on brand. I'm wearing a pattern summer short that I.
Speaker 2: Say short, puffy short, and the butt is.
Speaker 5: Sitting a guy from a little place called my Boyfriend's closet.
Speaker 5: It's a good store. So you have a man, Oh
Speaker 5: have a man? Have had a man for almost eight
Speaker 5: years years.
Speaker 4: I have people who look like this in relationships.
Speaker 3: I'm the only one that's allowed to look like this
Speaker 3: and be like, wait, you're taking no.
Speaker 5: I feel like I've been with him for so long
Speaker 5: that both of us are adults. And so if people
Speaker 5: want to flirt people, it's not completely open close. It's
Speaker 5: like a store. You have to know the owner, be like,
Speaker 5: technically it's open.
Speaker 2: We only so it seem like y'all banging everybody everything.
Speaker 4: It's like parenthood.
Speaker 2: You got to take a number.
Speaker 1: One more time.
Speaker 5: There's been some folks in the queue. As the Brits
Speaker 5: would say online, that's what we're say in New York
Speaker 5: people are online not We've had.
Speaker 3: An open relationship expert on the podcast before, but now,
Speaker 3: how what's the setup for you guys?
Speaker 5: We've been together so long that I know that ain't
Speaker 5: nobody else going to pay half the rent.
Speaker 2: That's that's a lie.
Speaker 5: I tell you right now. No one's want to like
Speaker 5: walk the dog. We've been together long enough. We've been
Speaker 5: through like deaths, We've been through like loss of family members.
Speaker 5: We've been through like so much stuff.
Speaker 2: You don't watch the more.
Speaker 5: No, I'm telling you, just like pet at.
Speaker 2: Funerals, I'm trying to figure out what are you talking about.
Speaker 5: I'm saying that we're committed to each other so much
Speaker 5: so that sex is like definitely this like third fourth
Speaker 5: most important thing. So if you want to hook up
Speaker 5: with someone, if you want to come with someone else,
Speaker 5: that's fine.
Speaker 6: You're making direct eye contact with me while you're saying this.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I would listened to much Megan thee stallion
Speaker 5: that turned the Hotways summer switch on, and so just
Speaker 5: went to Fire Island. That's the other thing. With the boyfriend,
Speaker 5: we're in a room feels.
Speaker 3: Very cup Now let's talk about this real quick, because
Speaker 3: not everybody.
Speaker 2: Knows what or where fire. Yeah, you know this is international.
Speaker 5: Okay, So it's what Mike Pence thinks gave people will
Speaker 5: do all the time in the sense there's just it's
Speaker 5: at the end of Long Island. It's this gay getaway.
Speaker 5: We're in the pines. It's primarily gay men and Cherry Grove.
Speaker 5: It's a bit more lesbians and what kind of lesbians,
Speaker 5: rich ones women with.
Speaker 2: Like Diane Keaton type.
Speaker 5: Should you guys should Definitely. I don't know how you
Speaker 5: guys haven't been yet.
Speaker 2: I have never heard of Cherry I've never heard of it.
Speaker 3: I've only ever heard of going. We gotta go. We
Speaker 3: got little a little very Bradley bed.
Speaker 4: We have a connect a Cherry Grove connect.
Speaker 1: Everyone city.
Speaker 2: We should take the Jymney out there like some real
Speaker 2: white women.
Speaker 3: No, you gotta first of all, you gotta get to
Speaker 3: Long Island.
Speaker 5: Your double r and then you go and then you
Speaker 5: go Sayville, and then you take a faery either to
Speaker 5: Cherry Grove or to the Pines. Now I was in
Speaker 5: the Pines, which is like we're in a we're in
Speaker 5: the Beyonce room in our house. So there was a
Speaker 5: Beyonce room and wis ovs room in two other themed rooms.
Speaker 2: There's theme rooms.
Speaker 5: Yeah in this house, listen, they love a theme. And
Speaker 5: the price was on point for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 5: My boyfriend and I only paid twelve hundred only.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also you could have just said Wednesday, Saturday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Speaker 5: A couple of days in there.
Speaker 2: No, it was undred.
Speaker 5: But I didn't have to pay for alcohol. I didn't
Speaker 5: have to pay for so you gotta give me something else.
Speaker 1: Bro for weeds. So why you ain't bring no weed
Speaker 1: to the studio.
Speaker 5: I had to leave it there. No tons of naked boys.
Speaker 5: It was just I mean, it really was what I needed.
Speaker 5: It was so much of a vacation that I got
Speaker 5: back to New York and I was like, I need
Speaker 5: to work. I need to do a lot to get work.
Speaker 5: I have ruined all day.
Speaker 2: Huh poppers for breakfast papers.
Speaker 5: And there were there were a house brand of poppers
Speaker 5: like it was.
Speaker 1: Like well poppers, well.
Speaker 5: Not well brands.
Speaker 2: They made it specifically for that house. That that was
Speaker 2: me mooring it up.
Speaker 1: I was doing whip it whatever.
Speaker 5: Those whipping you know, some people actually do VCR cleaner.
Speaker 5: They spray they huff it into like a bandana or
Speaker 5: a towel, maximum impact and they huff it and that's
Speaker 5: like the next level. Anytime you start using household utilities
Speaker 5: and like cleaning supplies, these drugs, that's when I'm like, nah,
Speaker 5: I'm good, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: That's frugal using what you got your necessities?
Speaker 3: Also, who still has a v c R.
Speaker 5: That's what they sell it for now. It's like when
Speaker 5: people are like, oh no, this is a hemp shop,
Speaker 5: this head shop.
Speaker 1: A headshop?
Speaker 2: What's that you mean?
Speaker 5: Him hemp headshop. But also like when people sell glass pipes,
Speaker 5: like all of tobacco out of this glass pipe. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: this is front. Yeah, definitely a front.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what else?
Speaker 5: What happened to outdoor showers? At one point I saw
Speaker 5: a couple there was an outdoor sex sling and I
Speaker 5: saw people. Yeah, I saw swing. It was a swing
Speaker 5: or a slings a sling.
Speaker 2: How do you how do you strap into a sling?
Speaker 5: So you have like a place to put your feet
Speaker 5: and it's like kind of a leather.
Speaker 3: Another basket situations, something from a pottery barn.
Speaker 5: Just home decor, yeah, homo decor. And people that's it.
Speaker 5: There's a couple that was in it while everyone else
Speaker 5: is in the pool, and they weren't fully having sex,
Speaker 5: but they were like getting ready, and everyone in the
Speaker 5: pool and the hot tub was like, oh so we
Speaker 5: just we just ain't even here.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm.
Speaker 3: Having your room your room on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Speaker 2: And I'd be like, scoot over. This must be what
Speaker 2: spot is over here?
Speaker 5: There's a there's an underwear party. I'm like telling all
Speaker 5: the secrets we want to hear. Yeah, I saw one
Speaker 5: of the sikes there. There was an underwear.
Speaker 2: The person.
Speaker 5: Yes, cherry grow, Cherry Cherry Grow, Marie.
Speaker 2: We gotta go, We gotta talk, you gotta how do
Speaker 2: we get there? What do we do?
Speaker 5: Here's a pure woman of color. It's your duty now, Wanda.
Speaker 2: We know you're listening.
Speaker 1: Sis.
Speaker 5: She gave like a big group wave and here's the
Speaker 5: image I want to paint. So we're all in line
Speaker 5: for the underwear party in our underwear, jockstraps, thongs, various.
Speaker 5: And she sees this long line of gays trying to
Speaker 5: get into the Ice Palace for the underwear party, and
Speaker 5: she just kind of gives a queen asked, hey, you guys,
Speaker 5: and then scurries off because she knows people gonna be like, hey,
Speaker 5: I love your special I want to talk to you.
Speaker 5: She's like, don't got time for these baggots. And oh,
Speaker 5: I said it, said it. I've had enough in my mouth.
Speaker 5: I can say I've.
Speaker 2: Had enough in my mouth. I could say, he knows
Speaker 2: what it tastes like, this tastes the rainbow.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, you're going to say a problem problematic word.
Speaker 2: I like, it's not a problematic if a gay man
Speaker 2: says it.
Speaker 5: I like it only for you guys.
Speaker 6: You guys say problematic all the time.
Speaker 5: Know they got they let the woman again. I've turned Andrew.
Speaker 2: Andrew Andrews team j.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm not saying that he can't say it.
Speaker 3: I don't have a problem with it.
Speaker 2: It was me. He says it's problematic, and it's.
Speaker 5: Like, but he's I won't say it again for the
Speaker 5: rest of you want me to say it again later? Yeah,
Speaker 5: and oh, that's he's into that.
Speaker 2: Andrew said say it again.
Speaker 4: My god, Andrew, you're gonna talk to like one more time.
Speaker 2: I'm like, just do it.
Speaker 1: Just put out.
Speaker 5: We got a sex fun so underwear party, which is
Speaker 5: like crazy because it's a huge dance floor. The second
Speaker 5: room was a massage room, this time massage, but just
Speaker 5: still relatively PG. Thirteen to R rated massages. No penises
Speaker 5: were completely out. And then there's a back room where
Speaker 5: like it's just all no, all the holes are barred,
Speaker 5: like like everything is out. Like you just walk back
Speaker 5: there and you're like, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know
Speaker 5: you guys were having sex right here. Yeah, but didn't
Speaker 5: you though? Oh I did. That's why I went back there,
Speaker 5: hey with my opera glasses.
Speaker 3: Oh kid, don't you guys from the Muppets.
Speaker 2: Or for Stanley people have called me and Sydney those guys.
Speaker 5: May I love it, No, but Ireland's an amazing place.
Speaker 5: I love it. Lots of lots of cute people. People
Speaker 5: get worried about diversity, but I said, there are lots
Speaker 5: of diverse types. There were black boys, Latin boys, white boys,
Speaker 5: and even some broke boys. So everyone Island.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, because if you you don't always pay your
Speaker 5: way there. So people some people day trip in the
Speaker 5: hopes they can find a place to stay. So you
Speaker 5: go without having a plan, flirt your way into a
Speaker 5: couch or bed.
Speaker 2: Oh this messy gaze. Should we do that? Cherry we got?
Speaker 2: We got an Airbnb.
Speaker 5: It's not gonna be their hotels and cherry grow and
Speaker 5: there's like an all newest ethic resorts.
Speaker 4: Should we do that?
Speaker 5: Should you halfway there?
Speaker 2: Today? Sid you you got your and you ain't got
Speaker 2: no brow in today's sis.
Speaker 5: You love it.
Speaker 4: You came in here with your rectum wide open.
Speaker 5: Thought this was the doctor's office. No one told me different.
Speaker 5: I just got health insurance. Hop boy summer, you just
Speaker 5: got so you can get tested. That's what you need
Speaker 5: during hog boys summer. Get tested everyone.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 2: What else? What else do you have planned for your
Speaker 2: hot boy summer.
Speaker 5: I'm going to Miami, so that's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4: So you can have a hot boys summer and be
Speaker 4: in a relationship.
Speaker 5: You can. You can't have a hot boy summer and
Speaker 5: being around because hoigh Boys Summer is about not only
Speaker 5: like celebrating your sexuality, but also sell brain the fact
Speaker 5: that we only here for a little bit. We should
Speaker 5: be able to be hoes or like, I don't care
Speaker 5: what you want to call it. Just be out there
Speaker 5: and be sexually happy. Make sure that you're orgasmin.
Speaker 3: Enough, make sure you come, insist or go if you're
Speaker 3: not coming. Yeah, but I feel like dudes are always
Speaker 3: coming and women are not coming enough, but or they
Speaker 3: are coming, and it's just like, are you still satisfied
Speaker 3: after your game?
Speaker 4: Like I don't know.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you do come and you go, wow, I need
Speaker 5: to go home, But sometimes you go, oh, all right,
Speaker 5: didn't know I could pull this off. And to me,
Speaker 5: like my Hot Boys Summer is actually about like showing
Speaker 5: people that you can have a lot of fun and
Speaker 5: be in a relationship but also still like have shit
Speaker 5: going on. I'm still like working, but I still want
Speaker 5: to play. It's kind of like what you said, like
Speaker 5: there's so many times from like comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy,
Speaker 5: but Fire Island. I was like, no comedy, just pool boys, alcohol, marijuana,
Speaker 5: pool boys, penis.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, I think the boys is a part of
Speaker 4: the penis.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately they're attached to them poised penis, poised penis, poison poise,
Speaker 5: penis A good time today.
Speaker 4: Hold on, I heard that you be sliding in people's see.
Speaker 5: Okay, this we can get spicy.
Speaker 2: I'm not the card. I mean, it's a Hot Boy Summer.
Speaker 5: You're I. What happens is people like photos and then
Speaker 5: they send in the mooji, or they like a story,
Speaker 5: they react to a story, and all stories end up
Speaker 5: in your messages no matter what, no matter the react.
Speaker 5: So DM sliding to me, you guys ian DM expert
Speaker 5: right sliding the DMS expert ian and me, I guess
Speaker 5: like have similar vibes and this into like I slide
Speaker 5: in a lot of d ms just both like unsolicited
Speaker 5: and like reactionary. So if you like a photo of
Speaker 5: mine and if you like my story, you're in my
Speaker 5: DMS already as a smiley facer, as a reacting So
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna send back a devil emoji. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna send back what I have to.
Speaker 2: You know what I feel like that's an underused emoji
Speaker 2: in my phone. I'm gonna start sending triple.
Speaker 5: Douvil emoji means what's up? Okay.
Speaker 3: Also, I also heard about your close friends stunts that
Speaker 3: you pull.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we can pull up on Instagram.
Speaker 2: You know there's this.
Speaker 3: Section that's just close friends, close friends and close friends.
Speaker 3: Is that's it gets tricky because you're only putting up
Speaker 3: only a few people that are close to me, are
Speaker 3: going to see this, So you're gonna go, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: I can have a little fake nude here because we're close.
Speaker 2: Fake nudes, but fake some of the people that you
Speaker 2: put in your close friends, You're like, how did I.
Speaker 4: Get in close friends?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah I have? Are you and Jay's close friends?
Speaker 5: No? No, we're gonna the most recent close friends look
Speaker 5: because for me, it's definitely me and some red to
Speaker 5: exist and it's something that like everyone's already seen because
Speaker 5: you've seen me on the speedoup. Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, can we use that phone for the shot?
Speaker 5: Please? You know what you guys, I'm gonna send it
Speaker 5: to you guys.
Speaker 3: We're gonna oh wow, pull up there it is well baby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta give me the inst you guys drop
Speaker 5: the apt but.
Speaker 2: Found them send a link to an Amazon sex swing.
Speaker 5: No, I think that like the close friends to me,
Speaker 5: like sometimes I guess straight people use it for gaysa
Speaker 5: but are like like show them throwing up. I don't
Speaker 5: know what to talk about how they hate people. They
Speaker 5: just show them throwing up. I don't know what straight
Speaker 5: people do with close friends, but that's not used close
Speaker 5: close friends for gay.
Speaker 2: Started to and then I was like, I don't really
Speaker 2: have close.
Speaker 5: Friends for gay people is about posting nudes you don't
Speaker 5: want taken down. And also like sometimes just straight up smuttiness,
Speaker 5: just straight up I'm talking about debauchery, so dodom and
Speaker 5: so exactly. I've read the Bible my hands when I
Speaker 5: picked it up from a kid. It's fine, mom, And
Speaker 5: so what happens is like episode yes, Margaret, Hey, So
Speaker 5: I think that close friends for gay guys is just
Speaker 5: way more sexual. It might also be that way for
Speaker 5: like some straight dudes, like they might show girls they
Speaker 5: hook up with. But I gay got Andrew and you
Speaker 5: can attest this close friends on Instagram for gay dudes
Speaker 5: hoes everyone.
Speaker 6: No, actually I don't have the same experience for close friends.
Speaker 6: I have a Fensta. I feel like that's a little
Speaker 6: fed Instagram. It's the one that you hide from your
Speaker 6: family and parents, like very close. It's it's close friends
Speaker 6: that follow you on your fensa. And then you're just
Speaker 6: like all the two do.
Speaker 4: You have wait, do you have to download it on something?
Speaker 6: No? No, no, no, it's just like another Instagram account.
Speaker 2: It's on Instagram, but it's fake.
Speaker 3: Install But I don't I don't want how it happened
Speaker 3: to another separate account. Oh, and it would just be
Speaker 3: you posted messy stuff there and only like.
Speaker 5: You talk about people.
Speaker 6: Probably yeah, and it's like, yeah, if you share like
Speaker 6: what I said on my fence to other people, like
Speaker 6: you're shitty, you're getting You're not allowed to follow it anymore.
Speaker 5: And they're always do do you want to.
Speaker 6: Follow my fenceto?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: My My prinsta is Magui guy. My fensta is ma
Speaker 6: Goo goo.
Speaker 1: And goo go.
Speaker 2: I see what you're doing here.
Speaker 6: It's on brand.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Currently I'm reasy, so maybe I'll be wheazy or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just gonna keep posting all.
Speaker 5: My Google that's sexual Google.
Speaker 2: That sounds like you choking on something.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, some of these dudes left other guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, so your mother's name is Margaret. Where are you from?
Speaker 5: From? Mississippi? The Magnoli crooked letter, crooked letter, hunt back
Speaker 5: hump back eye, that's it. It's cool. I'm from Mississippi.
Speaker 5: That's actually where I met my boyfriend, Mississippi, and we're
Speaker 5: in an international gay relationship.
Speaker 3: Late man in Mississippi and you guys have been together
Speaker 3: for eight years that's crazy.
Speaker 5: You want to get buried either there Alabama just to
Speaker 5: piss the states off. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Both.
Speaker 3: I feel like you could do both ceremony and one
Speaker 3: reception in the other one across the state.
Speaker 2: Be as gay as you can be down there.
Speaker 5: So that's where I'm from. I went to school in
Speaker 5: Mississippi up until like graduate school, and then I wanted
Speaker 5: to change the pace, so I went to Alabama because
Speaker 5: it's so different.
Speaker 4: Wait where did you go to school for.
Speaker 5: I went to school for English and then theater. So
Speaker 5: I got a BA, BFA and MFA.
Speaker 4: Stupid, stupid, I'm stupid, waste.
Speaker 5: Of money, A waste of money. Uh. And then I
Speaker 5: moved to New York, got signed with an agent who
Speaker 5: was terrible at her job because she was like them.
Speaker 5: She was like are you She's like, you're in New York?
Speaker 5: And I like moved up here because I was already training.
Speaker 5: I had some money saved up. I knew I could
Speaker 5: train here. And then I was just like, oh, man,
Speaker 5: like she's really bad. And so whenever you're in that
Speaker 5: situation as a performer, you're like, how do I make
Speaker 5: sure I can take control of my career trajectory? So
Speaker 5: I had been doing stand up and I've done it
Speaker 5: in Atlanta, I've done it in Alabama and Jackson. So
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm just do stand up in New
Speaker 5: York because she can't touch this, because I don't want
Speaker 5: her to mess this up. So I started doing stand
Speaker 5: up here kind of as a reaction to not being
Speaker 5: able to control my career path. Because she was like,
Speaker 5: you should go She's like, you should go in for
Speaker 5: kiky Boots. I was like, girl, I can't walk in heels.
Speaker 5: What Like, who told you this? She was like, but
Speaker 5: you're black.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 2: Exactly, it's not like a stiletto.
Speaker 3: It's like it's wed asable we stick gass boot he
Speaker 3: way Brady did it.
Speaker 2: If Waye Brady can be Kinky Boots, then you could
Speaker 2: be kinky.
Speaker 5: They put everybody in their mama in that damn show.
Speaker 4: So you're saying it's too many of those people. So
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, I'm not interested.
Speaker 5: No, I'm saying that Kinky Boots was not my sweet spot,
Speaker 5: not forte, not my look, not my jugeole. It's not mama,
Speaker 5: not okay, So what is the dream role? The dream
Speaker 5: role for me, uh would be crafting my own like
Speaker 5: half hour comedy based on like being queer in the
Speaker 5: South and being black and like kind of like everybody
Speaker 5: hates Chris but so much gayer. So whenever you pitch that,
Speaker 5: like that's what everyone wants to hear. And then you
Speaker 5: go to generals and people like, great, we don't have
Speaker 5: money for anything but unscripted right now, And you go, girl,
Speaker 5: why did y'all ask me that? Exactly?
Speaker 3: So you could have sent this in an email? Yeah,
Speaker 3: do you pay for you want me to do in
Speaker 3: practical jokers?
Speaker 5: Is that what you say?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: But if you're black and you pull pranks in public,
Speaker 5: you get shot. That's why we can't.
Speaker 2: Even consider that we're pulling pranks.
Speaker 5: Were getting you're pulling goods. So that's like the dream
Speaker 5: roll for me. Also, I would shout outs to the
Speaker 5: other two if they need another gay black person next season.
Speaker 5: I'm down. I was like telling secrets, so I went in,
Speaker 5: you do what you There's literally no reason not.
Speaker 4: To the best of the best.
Speaker 5: We're in an industry where it's gonna happen regardless. I
Speaker 5: auditioned for the black gay out of the instagaze at
Speaker 5: for the other two, and when I read I was
Speaker 5: like this is gonna be so fucking funny. People are
Speaker 5: gonna love this show. They need an instagate that's vapid
Speaker 5: and shallow, and they probably need like a black one,
Speaker 5: a Latino one, an Asian one, and a white one.
Speaker 5: I got this own lock walked out of the audition.
Speaker 5: I was like crushed it. And then like a month
Speaker 5: later I was like, oh, he got it. It wasn't me.
Speaker 5: Well kudos did right, But like.
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like we've all kind of felt
Speaker 3: like that. We've all you You've gone to auditions where
Speaker 3: you were like, oh that it could have gone better,
Speaker 3: it couldn't have gone and you're like telling people you
Speaker 3: moving to London.
Speaker 5: Like the say she had braids in the script, Yeah.
Speaker 2: She looked pretty much just like me.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, she got commitment is shoes. It's me.
Speaker 5: I almost didn't come to this audition because of my
Speaker 5: commitment issue exactly.
Speaker 3: So you know, you read these things and you're like,
Speaker 3: there's no way they're not going to book me, and
Speaker 3: then they never do performance.
Speaker 5: I feel like our industry finds a way to make
Speaker 5: sure you're like, hey, by the way, be humble.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then there are people who like who don't
Speaker 3: have those growing pants like they just they be booking
Speaker 3: things regularly.
Speaker 5: I don't see their nose, just like people don't see
Speaker 5: my nose. Instagram. No one. Yes, if I said everything
Speaker 5: I didn't get on my Instagram, people be like, yay,
Speaker 5: you a complaining ass bitch.
Speaker 2: What happened to the new People find a way to
Speaker 2: the news.
Speaker 5: I'm here for the nudes, like drop a pig, dude,
Speaker 5: damn complaining a lot.
Speaker 3: People find a way to just complain on there. So
Speaker 3: I mean, you wouldn't be alone. But it's people who
Speaker 3: are doing well to be are anyway. I guess let
Speaker 3: me stop complaining to them because.
Speaker 5: I'm it.
Speaker 2: Could be worse. I could be ugly.
Speaker 5: That is you know. I'm gonna say this right now
Speaker 5: as I look around, this is the most beautiful podcast
Speaker 5: I've ever been on.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 5: I'm looking around. We're four for four four four four
Speaker 5: for four, four four for four, poor for four for four.
Speaker 5: It's like, is that order of Wendy's. Could you get
Speaker 5: a four for four Wendys? That's a Domino five five
Speaker 5: five dollars. But we're we're more expensive though we're still
Speaker 5: snack Wendy.
Speaker 3: This is not this is at least shake shack. No,
Speaker 3: not this, not this shake shack, because if you found
Speaker 3: a bug, I found hair.
Speaker 4: It was hair.
Speaker 2: We was in the chicken salway and my chicken sandwich chickens.
Speaker 3: You know, people were looking like, well, maybe it's your bitch,
Speaker 3: I'll slap.
Speaker 4: That's not the type of hair that's in my braids.
Speaker 2: Right now you're like, this is synthetic and it blown out.
Speaker 5: No, oh man, I'm still gonna go today. But man, wow,
Speaker 5: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Okay, well you let's talk about tossing salad, like, what's
Speaker 3: the prep?
Speaker 2: What we're doing? Are we going to dinner or we
Speaker 2: just going straight to drinks?
Speaker 5: And so thank you people. If you don't if you
Speaker 5: if you have a rendezvous and you don't go to
Speaker 5: your calling it you have a reservational open table as
Speaker 5: it is. If you don't go to your house and
Speaker 5: clean up before you come over to me and my
Speaker 5: boyfriend's apartment, or if you don't clean up there, that's
Speaker 5: not happening. I need verbal confirmation that you hop in
Speaker 5: the shower and thoroughly checked. It can't never be clean
Speaker 5: up booty.
Speaker 3: Hold Okay, when you say clean up, you were talking
Speaker 3: about ass because I was like, oh, the the house.
Speaker 2: Fabulous song.
Speaker 1: I'm all.
Speaker 5: You listen, you can't eat dinner off no dirty plates.
Speaker 5: So it's yeah, no dirty, but casca, what troubleware? Stan,
Speaker 5: I'm need glassware, I need I need pirates.
Speaker 2: I was like, what about directs? I was like, what
Speaker 2: about paper plate?
Speaker 5: Paper plates? That's what you call it when you hook
Speaker 5: up with the skinny white boy with no ass and.
Speaker 6: You'll see it.
Speaker 5: You'll see it. I can find one for you. I
Speaker 5: can find one bottom ass d.
Speaker 2: That's when you hooked up with a white boy.
Speaker 1: I was clapping these paper plates together.
Speaker 5: Over plates not dirty at all. Lord, have merged the
Speaker 5: cookout plates, but what about the the deep.
Speaker 1: Dish serphone.
Speaker 2: Plate plates?
Speaker 1: Put a bowl up and put it on Google.
Speaker 5: From the shorts, I see very good hamstring development. So
Speaker 5: I'm thinking that leads to something of of respect.
Speaker 2: Well, Jay, can you show us a couple? Like what's
Speaker 2: a couple? Or not show us? But what are like?
Speaker 5: Three good workouts for the butt? Get in a plank,
Speaker 5: so fully extended plank calms out, and what you want
Speaker 5: to do is raise one foot, have your leg completely straight,
Speaker 5: unlike your trainer me you want to basically go to
Speaker 5: door seflection of the foot, so flex that foot, don't
Speaker 5: point it a single.
Speaker 2: But maybe andrew.
Speaker 3: Yeah so if you understand plate, No, he don't have
Speaker 3: the type of gap shorts to do it.
Speaker 5: You can do it. So plank full plank. Yeah, so
Speaker 5: getting profile, so face the other way, thank you. One
Speaker 5: leg up, lifted up, good, so don't point that to
Speaker 5: flex that foot other way either way. Yeah, so now
Speaker 5: isolate that right glue lift up. Yeah, your left lego
Speaker 5: straight up? No, just as straight as possible like that. Yep,
Speaker 5: now raise it, yep, just like that up again. But
Speaker 5: the foot gotta best that foot, don't point it, flex it.
Speaker 2: So we're working on your ass right now.
Speaker 4: That's what we do.
Speaker 5: Eventually.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's a good workout.
Speaker 5: Through the shorts, I could see, I could see a little.
Speaker 2: You might have seen a little stack, a.
Speaker 5: Little facebook poke. Second, goblet squads closer.
Speaker 4: The caption is training for the d.
Speaker 3: Uh So.
Speaker 5: Goblet squads is where you have a weight in front
Speaker 5: of you. You know about those. Yeah, you can go
Speaker 5: with a kettlebell or with a moderate weight dumbbell. I
Speaker 5: think you just squat, Yeah, you squat, make sure you
Speaker 5: have some e gauged depth, so either like I could
Speaker 5: be underneath you or a bench or a chair.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 5: And then the one thing I think enough people don't
Speaker 5: do is lunges. So actual by the way, lunges back
Speaker 5: and forth, so front lunges and make sure you're coming
Speaker 5: to ninety degrees with that need don't go too far
Speaker 5: over the toe and lunges going backwards and those words,
Speaker 5: so just the opposite direction. So a lot of lunges
Speaker 5: people think go front. Yeah, so if you reach back
Speaker 5: with the foot. Also like trains neuromuscular pathways, it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like you should have got your BFA, your your.
Speaker 5: Husiology biomechanics get baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, like it's funny because you can get that degree
Speaker 5: or you could get like a five hundred dollars certification
Speaker 5: and still train with folks.
Speaker 2: So that's what you did.
Speaker 5: That's kind of the hustle.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's the gag. Is that that gag is it's
Speaker 3: fine of us. That's it, And Sally May doesn't hit
Speaker 3: you up for it's taken.
Speaker 5: In fact, you go, wow, that's so great. You went
Speaker 5: to school for this. I got a lot of gay
Speaker 5: clients stuff so I gotta go. You have fun talking
Speaker 5: about your science.
Speaker 2: I gotta get back to it.
Speaker 5: Also, part of your part of being a trainer is
Speaker 5: like having a rapport and have enough of a personality
Speaker 5: that people like I want to work with him.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, literally just selling yourself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all it is.
Speaker 2: But let's get back to that tools.
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Let's they got to clean their butt clean? How do you?
Speaker 2: How do you thoroughly clean your butt home?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well there are a couple of devices. Yeah. So there's
Speaker 5: also like a bulb like traveling douche that people use.
Speaker 5: Some people use water bottles with the with the squirt nozzle,
Speaker 5: and some people have an attachment for their shower head
Speaker 5: on like the sure Shot or the power shot and
Speaker 5: it sprays water up there and it's like a that's
Speaker 5: like a thorough power washing for your.
Speaker 3: So you just spray water in your but but it
Speaker 3: has to be warm, uh, not hot, I mean not
Speaker 3: like tepid like you had tested on your wrist.
Speaker 4: Like okay, so we so hold on, we're cleaning the
Speaker 4: whole rectum.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever washed my.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's usually as long as if your fiber is
Speaker 5: on brand. It's so you pl as a pure for
Speaker 5: men capsules. They sell products for so much gay sex now,
Speaker 5: so what happens so Pure for man is like a
Speaker 5: fiber suppingent. It's basically silium husk and it flushes you
Speaker 5: out as well. So it just makes you poop for
Speaker 5: making poop for hours, and just make sure you do
Speaker 5: poop that day, maybe twice that day.
Speaker 4: You have to have a good bowel movement before you
Speaker 4: toss salad.
Speaker 5: Or okay, well that day, and then you have to
Speaker 5: clean up after that as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's a two day prep not two days
Speaker 3: two steps, because look, if I.
Speaker 2: Take it, might have to eat a no thank you
Speaker 2: my lax too late? What if you eating my butt?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's what And.
Speaker 5: That's uh, that's a very specific subcategory on porn hub
Speaker 5: that I don't necessarily get into.
Speaker 2: So I think they're called brown showers.
Speaker 5: No, I think, uh, I think as long as you're
Speaker 5: like ready, it's cool. I do also understand that some
Speaker 5: people it's a it's a massive undertaking.
Speaker 3: So you know what I think, anytime a man has
Speaker 3: ever tried to toss my salad, I'm uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Because I know I didn't pray. It's like, so, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 5: A tongue can only go so far. So as long
Speaker 5: as you got a little bit on the inside and
Speaker 5: you clean the and like the foyer and the doors
Speaker 5: of the mansions with the tongue. With the tongue, Yeah,
Speaker 5: with the penis, that depends on the penis. That depends
Speaker 5: on a lot of a lot of factors. Have you
Speaker 5: don't have you had to deal with like a surprisingly
Speaker 5: small joint.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like this week really it was like, yeah, how
Speaker 6: big it is? I don't I don't know that bodybuilding
Speaker 6: bodybuilder boo, the pictures that you showed us. I was
Speaker 6: about to ask. I was like, are are you inside
Speaker 6: right now? But I did not want to do that.
Speaker 2: What are you inside?
Speaker 5: Are you? Are you verse? Did you talk? No?
Speaker 6: No, I'm not topping a bodybuilder. That feels weird.
Speaker 5: You have good you have great butts?
Speaker 2: Butts?
Speaker 6: No, I have no, I have no no desire yet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're so you just don't top in general?
Speaker 5: No, I don't.
Speaker 2: And he was like, look at me, look at me
Speaker 2: on my butt.
Speaker 5: But you know what, that's a valuable service. Full bottoms
Speaker 5: are needed and respected. In this community.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, there's many will fall on you.
Speaker 5: Well in New York. Yes, but also like, okay, let's
Speaker 5: say you're sitting up thinking about Italy. Let's say you're
Speaker 5: sitting up a sex party.
Speaker 3: You need Okay, you're setting up a sex party. Let's
Speaker 3: talk about how one goes about sitting up a sex party.
Speaker 3: I was you see how we went from hot boys
Speaker 3: summer to like six parties.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 5: Summer Pride just happened. The world Pride was insane because
Speaker 5: there were a couple of extra million gay dudes in
Speaker 5: New York, and those same gay dudes stayed for the
Speaker 5: entire week, and then a good portion of them either
Speaker 5: went to pee Town or went to Fire Island the
Speaker 5: next week. So like we had even more gay dudes
Speaker 5: on Fire Island than usual. It was insane.
Speaker 2: A bunch of poor gays sleeping on couches.
Speaker 5: No, it was some rich gays that were also sleeping
Speaker 5: on couches. It was some rich gays every now and
Speaker 5: then you go, man, Yet, actors and dancers are gross,
Speaker 5: but doctors and lawyers are disgusting. Wait why well, because
Speaker 5: they are like animals, because they're re pressed all day.
Speaker 5: Like I get to come on podcasts and talk about
Speaker 5: eating as they don't get to do that. They got
Speaker 5: to talk about procedure, habeas, corpus, blah blah blah, the exactly.
Speaker 5: So when they get to Fire Island, they just got law.
Speaker 4: So they just be coming on people's foreheads and maybe.
Speaker 5: They're exactly to de prossors for everybody. So like, I
Speaker 5: think that what happens is whenever you like back to bottoms,
Speaker 5: you need people that are like, no, no, no, I
Speaker 5: don't need to top anyone. I just came here to
Speaker 5: be of service to everyone in the community.
Speaker 4: Exactly, So you're getting the train ran on your ass.
Speaker 5: Some of them love it to true.
Speaker 1: Google and Iru absolute it is one way.
Speaker 5: Come on, Thomas the tank top.
Speaker 3: I might change my fence. That might be that tank
Speaker 3: top engine. I love your fences gonna be wet goo.
Speaker 5: I want everyone to know that I love just how
Speaker 5: sexually free we are being right now, because like we couldn't.
Speaker 5: Sometimes people get really weird about this ship, like you
Speaker 5: and the being like, oh, you know, we had sex
Speaker 5: with Ball and people like I don't need to hear
Speaker 5: all that. I'm like, because you don't have sex, do
Speaker 5: you not?
Speaker 3: But this is These are conversations that people have with
Speaker 3: their friends. Yes, yes, so this podcast we're friends with
Speaker 3: everybody who's listening.
Speaker 2: To the business.
Speaker 5: We're super friends to Margaret.
Speaker 3: All friends and at the end of the day, you're
Speaker 3: learning stuff because I did not know about any of this.
Speaker 5: See look at me.
Speaker 2: We're going to Cherry Grove, bitch to see one. Get
Speaker 2: your bag, We're going since I got a faery.
Speaker 5: Pack that that's actually all you can bring in the
Speaker 5: underwear party. You have to have like smaller bags because
Speaker 5: you go and you check your clothing for free, and
Speaker 5: you can't like you don't have any place to put
Speaker 5: your phone. So I was just wearing like, oh your
Speaker 5: shows to look to look for the underwear party was
Speaker 5: Savage was at an ausie bumb look with like a
Speaker 5: pikaboo in the front and a pikaboo in the back, a.
Speaker 2: Pikabu in the front. So the tip was out the
Speaker 2: tip if you just want to show me your dick,
Speaker 2: you can. It is a nice jay. Please show us
Speaker 2: your dick.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 5: It's a nice dick. That was a look for the
Speaker 5: underwear party.
Speaker 2: Ah, you went with the glasses.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't go with the glasses. That was a
Speaker 5: pre that was a pre Look, it looks.
Speaker 2: Great, Jay, what the hell you? Okay we are packing, dude,
Speaker 2: this is not even hard.
Speaker 1: Can we set levels for it?
Speaker 5: When it makes a noise, a loud bang, yeah, j
Speaker 5: it's it's nice. My boyfriend is bigger.
Speaker 2: Uh so okay, wait, so can you tell us what
Speaker 2: your boyfriend looks like?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He on your Instagram?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I never see you always. You always look single.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I hear from other people that you have dick is
Speaker 2: bigger than yours.
Speaker 5: Yeah, m I could see it. Yeah you see it.
Speaker 6: That's the personality.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, see you you you.
Speaker 2: Pick up on it.
Speaker 5: Skinny tall boys, any tall boys that are kind of meek,
Speaker 5: not like super showy, they always have bigger than expected dicks,
Speaker 5: bigger than expected.
Speaker 2: I'm expected it to be tiny. You could tell you no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I mean you got a lot of like.
Speaker 5: Heavy.
Speaker 2: It does look.
Speaker 5: Like a bag of groceries. You're gonna wear it on
Speaker 5: the produce.
Speaker 2: It's like, well you're gonna have to pay how to
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 5: What's the code for the banana? I don't have it
Speaker 5: today my first day. You know that we have like
Speaker 5: house speedos. You guys are getting a lot of looks.
Speaker 5: I'll send these show.
Speaker 2: What's your dick?
Speaker 1: That's what the dig pick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is that's like this is to me.
Speaker 5: I feel like so much of the fun is like
Speaker 5: the reveal and the.
Speaker 4: One of those bit you talk all that ship and
Speaker 4: then when it's time.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm very like the shadow of it, the suggestion.
Speaker 5: Here's the little of this. I mean, that's gonna be show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really nice.
Speaker 5: But I pick for pick, pick for pick. But this
Speaker 5: was with the boyfriend took.
Speaker 2: That's your boy that's me.
Speaker 5: That's what the boyfriend took.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, it's hanging yikes, it's not that's not that's
Speaker 4: not that's not hard.
Speaker 5: No, it's not hard.
Speaker 3: That's your dick at rest his big ye wait jay,
Speaker 3: that's insane.
Speaker 5: That's not insane.
Speaker 2: I have never seen a flaccid dick. But that's like that.
Speaker 5: But that's like also like if I know we're taking
Speaker 5: pictures like it's how you like they have little bit
Speaker 5: like you're not like cold, it's not penis. It's not
Speaker 5: like outside's chucked in like you've had some you've had
Speaker 5: some time. You know, you're taking these pictures. This wasn't
Speaker 5: a surprise. You a little you, little you, a little
Speaker 5: bit you. You've turned on the idea of the pictures
Speaker 5: made basically were these Marisi dudes, let.
Speaker 2: Me go to the group chat where the group chat
Speaker 2: where all the nudes live.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm deleting this. I don't need to,
Speaker 4: that's fine.
Speaker 2: I got Sydney's news in here too, SOEs.
Speaker 6: Right in front of us from Sydney.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Thought Sydney sideboob side Booty shop was. I was like,
Speaker 5: why don't more comics do this?
Speaker 2: And they can?
Speaker 3: They can.
Speaker 2: Everything ain't for everybody. I mean, I gotta go all
Speaker 2: the way off. The news is far.
Speaker 5: I mean you like, there were people just running around
Speaker 5: on the nude beach and fire like. I took an
Speaker 5: Instagram picture. In the background, there's a guy who literally
Speaker 5: walked up to about volleyball game that was going on
Speaker 5: with his dick out and didn't have anything to do
Speaker 5: with volleyball. He's like, what's up you guys, and we
Speaker 5: were like, you just you interrupted their game.
Speaker 1: Wait, y'all just new nude volleyballing.
Speaker 2: So just Dick's flailing in the sand.
Speaker 5: Here's this was the other video of that booty in
Speaker 5: the background. That guy just walked up to them.
Speaker 2: His butt looks good.
Speaker 1: This a bubble butt.
Speaker 5: It was a bubble bubble a plate.
Speaker 2: That's a dish.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 3: I love how great everybody's body is. I'm turned on
Speaker 3: by that. I'm like, Wow, people just work out and
Speaker 3: stomachs are flat.
Speaker 2: And yeah, but that's these young days.
Speaker 5: Body is more for your runs rampant in the gay community.
Speaker 5: So I would let people know that's I don't always
Speaker 5: think that I look great, but I do want people
Speaker 5: to always celebrate what they look like and where they
Speaker 5: are in their journey. You just hooked up with a
Speaker 5: bodybuilder who looks like bam bam, bam bam. But then
Speaker 5: you get to his penis and you're like, oh, okay.
Speaker 5: And while we're not body shaming small penises, I do
Speaker 5: realize that everyone has something going on with them. They're
Speaker 5: not as we.
Speaker 2: Body shaming small penises. That's what we're doing, small piece.
Speaker 5: A small penis. Bottom then like you're fine, but like.
Speaker 4: Look at me, like I'm I'm physically great. But then
Speaker 4: you see my feet and you're like.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's my nude right come through all right have you.
Speaker 5: You know what if you showed those to France, I
Speaker 5: feel like they would pay Haiti their money. Maybe. Wow,
Speaker 5: these are boudoir shot. This is that's like.
Speaker 3: Who were getting, mister picture Sydney Carolina, you have a
Speaker 3: tripod bitch.
Speaker 4: I was trying to do them and if I show
Speaker 4: you the outtakes, you're like.
Speaker 2: Uh, what a strung al you want to see?
Speaker 5: Sydney City can show them?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, someone asked me to do a nude comedy show.
Speaker 5: Oh I love that one. These are all so classy.
Speaker 2: Well that's what we woke up. It was Monday morning.
Speaker 5: Were like, let's those are very classy. I want everyone
Speaker 5: to know that these are some of the most classys
Speaker 5: in the world. These bust down, busted open nudes. These
Speaker 5: are like very these are silhouettes. These ain't which is
Speaker 5: a little bit of a little bit of a nipple show, but.
Speaker 3: Also a whisper of pups whisper. Hardly hear whisper because
Speaker 3: you wouldn't don't zoom in since she was looking at
Speaker 3: I was not looking at you like that.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is nice, but.
Speaker 2: I was like, this will do okay. So you started
Speaker 2: to say if you're planning a sex party, you need
Speaker 2: blank blank Yeah.
Speaker 5: Starting a sex party, you definitely need verse people. You
Speaker 5: need people that want to kind of be the meat
Speaker 5: in the sandwich.
Speaker 1: You need.
Speaker 2: Sex party like finger food, finger poppets.
Speaker 5: The food is on the invite list. That's what's you
Speaker 5: know what I mean? Like, Ah, it's just and usually
Speaker 5: there at someone else's apartment. Like usually a lot of
Speaker 5: times it's an after party at a big gay event.
Speaker 5: So like we just have prides, there are a bunch
Speaker 5: of huge circuit parties. Those circuit parties you can't I mean,
Speaker 5: if you wanted to, I guess you could try to
Speaker 5: have sex there, but it's usually just very loud, very dancy.
Speaker 5: The circuit party I went to at the Javid Center,
Speaker 5: the surprise.
Speaker 1: Jacket is huge. That's so many gays you in.
Speaker 5: Thous than men in there, and three ladies and I
Speaker 5: guarantee you ladies. I heard a guy go, it's a
Speaker 5: lot of girls here. It's a loveless three girl and
Speaker 5: he was like, look at them.
Speaker 6: Too much.
Speaker 5: Missage in the gig community. Who So the surprise guest
Speaker 5: was Brandy. She showed up and sang like three witting
Speaker 5: Houston songs and then they were like, all right, we
Speaker 5: got another guest for you guys. Give it up for
Speaker 5: Beyonce's choreographer. You guys leaned heavy on that first word, Beyonces.
Speaker 4: That's rude, I think actually.
Speaker 5: So that was it.
Speaker 2: The chore Eraport just came out to like shake hands.
Speaker 5: He just know he did Beyonce choreography. But then at
Speaker 5: one point he kind of was like they know this,
Speaker 5: you know, it's just I was like, you can't be
Speaker 5: like just the hits. You ain't even Beyonce. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: so after a party like that, people want to go
Speaker 5: and actually be able to kind of chill a bit
Speaker 5: because the music there is very loud. Everyone's rolling or
Speaker 5: like on g or like just like two mess stop
Speaker 5: to do anything. So you go to like afties whenever
Speaker 5: someone's like I'm going to an aftie, that's like an
Speaker 5: after as an after party, and a lot of times
Speaker 5: gay after after party exactly a lot of time gay
Speaker 5: afties do become very sexual. Would you agree?
Speaker 6: I haven't been these This is so.
Speaker 2: Well, you need to pump up that button.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say right now, you look like a
Speaker 5: hot seth McFarlane. Do you ever get that.
Speaker 6: I get like the Matt Damon, like the meaty faces.
Speaker 5: No square jaw, very where you're from.
Speaker 6: I'm from New Jersey, Okay, okay, New Jersey.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would have shared that.
Speaker 5: Square him up, dude, like you's got a square job,
Speaker 5: square them up, trying to see you know what's on
Speaker 5: the table.
Speaker 3: Attay, you remind me like not saying that her energy
Speaker 3: is like Jay's, but the way Jay is like like
Speaker 3: slightly aggressive about stuff.
Speaker 4: That's how she is the girl that you had a
Speaker 4: crushed one.
Speaker 6: I get it.
Speaker 5: I have a crush on everyone in this room, everyone
Speaker 5: in this room. I first I met Sydney first we
Speaker 5: were We met first at a show because being introduced
Speaker 5: us and I was like, man, I love her set.
Speaker 5: And then I met Marie. One time I met Marie
Speaker 5: on the steps coming off a subway and I like said,
Speaker 5: she was with the boy, and she was like, oh,
Speaker 5: you're gay and I was like, well, you know, I'm queer.
Speaker 5: She was like, you gay because she was with a guy.
Speaker 5: I was like, well, you know, wen't got to get
Speaker 5: into it right now. She's like, okay, bye, because you
Speaker 5: were coming off the subway and I was going down
Speaker 5: into subway, I ask you if you were gay because
Speaker 5: I was wearing like no, because like you knew, but
Speaker 5: like it was one of those things you're like, I
Speaker 5: want to be able to joke with him.
Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, because because you Because if you had said
Speaker 3: you were straight, I would not have would have been like.
Speaker 5: No, he's a liar. He's a liar. Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you gay? I don't meet any more straight male friends,
Speaker 2: but more gay friends. So I can go to FT's
Speaker 2: Cherry Grove. Well that's lesbian, yes.
Speaker 5: And then my first time meeting you.
Speaker 2: So if you can see how Andree was sitting and
Speaker 2: presenting himself right.
Speaker 5: Now, he's very Sydney. To answer your question, I do
Speaker 5: flirt a lot and do Slatin dms. If this interview
Speaker 5: has shown any.
Speaker 2: Of you, no, I know that you do. I didn't
Speaker 2: need you to.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to put it on the table to
Speaker 4: know that the community.
Speaker 5: Did you know that? One time someone was like, Jake,
Speaker 5: do you flirt with everyone?
Speaker 2: And I was like what, Yes?
Speaker 5: Who said that?
Speaker 6: Because do you not take it personally?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: You should take it personally today because I'm here gay
Speaker 5: boys be fu boy. Yes, I didn't wear my Adidas
Speaker 5: skinny track hands and my USI and my over sized
Speaker 5: loose sight heels. I know I didn't wear my my
Speaker 5: Chelsea boots and my hat. I love it when straight
Speaker 5: boys started wearing hats, I was like, oh, so you
Speaker 5: you cheat. I get that's what the hat is for you,
Speaker 5: Grandpa level cheating yo.
Speaker 3: I feel like all men discovered Chelsea boots this past
Speaker 3: winter because everybody has a.
Speaker 5: Click clack, click clack, click clack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if they're brand new, I'll do. But like
Speaker 3: after they're just like, I.
Speaker 5: Do I know? Dwayne?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because your energy kind of reminds me of like
Speaker 2: a like it up him up.
Speaker 5: We're we're signing. We're signed with the same uh industry
Speaker 5: honk industry tongue, we have the same representation. I love him.
Speaker 5: Congrats Brooklyn not nine. By the way, if he's listening,
Speaker 5: he does. I'm also super nosy and I love people's accomplishments.
Speaker 5: So like whenever people like, how do you know about Larry?
Speaker 5: How do you know about Dwayne? It's my job as
Speaker 5: a comic and as a performer and as a writer
Speaker 5: and as a multi hyphen to be aware of the
Speaker 5: other queer people and black people in my spaces who
Speaker 5: are doing well. So like if I if I seecurly
Speaker 5: not go girls shout out to ms commercial got that
Speaker 5: to fa money, It's because I want to celebrate them.
Speaker 5: When people downplay of ship and you like anigg, I
Speaker 5: don't even know what she does, that's because they hate it.
Speaker 5: They do hateful, they know they they hate it.
Speaker 2: You said in real Mississippi sad every now and then, y'all,
Speaker 2: I get like very.
Speaker 5: Mississippi Mississippi because it's only there's only two syllables to
Speaker 5: people from there, Mississippi.
Speaker 2: Can you tell us anything about Mississippi that you feel
Speaker 2: like people get wrong?
Speaker 5: It's there. They're gay people there. In fact, like a
Speaker 5: lot of gay culture now is just Southern black culture.
Speaker 5: That's why everyone says, y'all. I mean that's why everyone
Speaker 5: RuPaul is a gay black man from Atlanta, So Southern
Speaker 5: gay culture is kind of the barometer for gay culture
Speaker 5: currently in Mississippi is a big part of that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: at a hope. I grew up with straight boys, so
Speaker 5: like I like switch on and off from like very gay.
Speaker 5: Like I'm like, I'm here for a lingo, I'm here
Speaker 5: for the look cis. But and then also be like
Speaker 5: what a do fol what a like just cause that's
Speaker 5: where like I grew up, and like they knew, Like
Speaker 5: growing up, some of homeboys like, man, Jay, we're gonna
Speaker 5: sit this lunch table with the football players, and no
Speaker 5: one's gonna call you gay. By the way, stop being
Speaker 5: so gay. Like it was a very they were aware
Speaker 5: of it, but they also just like he's funny enough
Speaker 5: that he could stay.
Speaker 2: Were you on the football team?
Speaker 5: Oh no, I played. I trained with the football players
Speaker 5: from January to May. We put on pads. In May,
Speaker 5: I saw someone get hit and I was like, oh
Speaker 5: for real? And then I got hit. I did my
Speaker 5: first backflip, which was also my last backflip, and then
Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, this acting ship is
Speaker 5: really a lot more fun. Yeah. I was like, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna stick to this.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna act like I don't want to do football anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Well, what's next for you?
Speaker 3: What? Like, what's the we talked about your dream goal? Yes,
Speaker 3: hat boys summer, You're going to Miami?
Speaker 2: Where else? What else?
Speaker 5: Going to Miami? Doing my college tour this fall? Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: college tourna.
Speaker 4: Say you can take his to freaking shake Shock.
Speaker 5: After that, oh, I could definitely tell you that Shakeshack
Speaker 5: got something. College checks coming in did a panting at
Speaker 5: that check has not made it, not made it to
Speaker 5: my house. Please Greg Panteen, Procter and Gamble send me
Speaker 5: my money, run him his money. I was on the
Speaker 5: Procter and Gamble flow and a lot of people were like,
Speaker 5: do you like the commercialization of Pride and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: because LGBT the B stands for brand. Also give me
Speaker 5: my money. Listen, take back reclaim Pride to commercial. Blah
Speaker 5: blah blah commercial, So pay me. Everyone else you don't
Speaker 5: have to pay them because it is too commercial, but
Speaker 5: me send me my check.
Speaker 2: Doctor and Gamble send that money.
Speaker 5: Where I'm going to be First, I'm going to so
Speaker 5: Sunni Albany. I'm there in August. I'm doing another show
Speaker 5: for them. So shout out to the mega Bus.
Speaker 2: Sponsoring.
Speaker 5: Mega Bus is sponsored me because they pay for travel,
Speaker 5: but they think I'm taking something way more expensive. So
Speaker 5: they're like, you need this much for travel budget. It
Speaker 5: was like, exactly that much. I need even more. You're
Speaker 5: like I need yeah, I need like two fifty. Could
Speaker 5: you like make it three?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 5: Because it's like the Mega bus is thirty dollars. So
Speaker 5: that's where I'm first, and I go like Michigan State.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'm trying.
Speaker 5: I'm trying.
Speaker 4: Wait in the material do you do?
Speaker 2: Is it like what you know?
Speaker 5: The material is? Normally me I talk about being queer,
Speaker 5: I'll talk about being black. I was an educator for
Speaker 5: three years. I was a teacher of record at a
Speaker 5: college campus. I've dealt with hungover eighteen years of records,
Speaker 5: teacher of record. I was a graduate teaching assistant at
Speaker 5: the University of Alabama.
Speaker 4: Is that what we call it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've lived so many lives you eat ass Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, a course on it tall, a course on eating
Speaker 5: as it was called, introduction the musical theater for non
Speaker 5: majors and shout out to strange loop back to the
Speaker 5: musical theater, all the way back. It's a strange loop,
Speaker 5: a circle.
Speaker 1: A stranger loop.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 5: What I'm trying to So shows show show shows.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you've been with this guy for eight years?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get married?
Speaker 5: Yes, we're actually getting married in our ten year anniversary.
Speaker 5: So yeah, two more years. But the wedding picks are
Speaker 5: gonna he just ordered a suit for a wedding, and
Speaker 5: I was like, this is what you got for someone
Speaker 5: else's wedding. I don't know what you're gonna wear to ours.
Speaker 5: So I'm wearing a dress. He's probably also wearing a dress.
Speaker 5: I can wear white because chocolate skin looks good. No,
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm very excited to marry him. Also, you
Speaker 5: get to New York and you just start wasting money,
Speaker 5: so you start you go, we gotta save for this wedding. Yeah, ship,
Speaker 5: we have been saving.
Speaker 2: What kind of y'all gonna do something like a destination thing?
Speaker 5: Thinking? We're actually really thinking Alabama because it's easier for
Speaker 5: his family and my family, and because he was Darren
Speaker 5: praying for right.
Speaker 2: A white Southern dead he paid.
Speaker 5: For a game. Shout out to Bill Gibbons, my soon
Speaker 5: to be father and.
Speaker 2: Robin's friend.
Speaker 5: He loves my set, he loves my jokes. He's a
Speaker 5: good dude.
Speaker 2: You guys are in a cute place.
Speaker 5: Yeah, really good and nephews love each other.
Speaker 3: Okay, so what are you gonna wear to the wedding?
Speaker 3: Which your dream? If money was not an option, what's.
Speaker 5: The mo And it wasn't an option? Probably, like I'd
Speaker 5: actually pull off one of these people that have been
Speaker 5: trying to do the harness tom Ford, I.
Speaker 4: Do that right now.
Speaker 5: I would actually try to pull that off. Also like
Speaker 5: two looks, so definitely like walk down the out look
Speaker 5: in a reception look, maybe even like uh and leave. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so three looks for the wedding is ideal, and for
Speaker 5: the rehearsal dinner, something like a bit stunty as well
Speaker 5: a little some Billy Porter. No, but see, I like
Speaker 5: Billy Porter loves big trains, and I don't like big train, right,
Speaker 5: I don't need a big train.
Speaker 3: But if you take out like because I've been seeing
Speaker 3: a lot of the new pose ads and he looks
Speaker 3: great in all of those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he does love I don't need a train.
Speaker 5: I don't. I just I don't. I mean Google chootoo
Speaker 5: that kind of train. Yes. But as far as like.
Speaker 1: You got to have a little after after the part.
Speaker 5: Shake you can come and shake shot. I'm trying to
Speaker 5: see some shake shack.
Speaker 2: You should have been the flirting expert or the butt
Speaker 2: expert or just yeah, I want to see.
Speaker 5: Dixie, what up? Dixie? Yon says, the thing that happened
Speaker 5: at that thing that was okay, so I saw gay
Speaker 5: guys at that big party, the Wee party at the
Speaker 5: Javid Center on Fire Island, and I would be like,
Speaker 5: I'm so sick of seeing the same gays. I was like,
Speaker 5: how do I see you at a party for the
Speaker 5: ten thousand people and at this party and then the house.
Speaker 5: So sometimes you think things can be like anonymous and
Speaker 5: fun and care free, and they and then you see
Speaker 5: them also you go wow, you really just keep looking worse.
Speaker 2: This is my third time.
Speaker 3: That's that's my fear, is that, like when someone sees
Speaker 3: me for the first time, they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: and then by the third time on the train, they're like,
Speaker 3: oh wow, you.
Speaker 5: Buzzy just like this train, Like both of you guys
Speaker 5: are just stunning. And they're not enough. They're not enough
Speaker 5: people in our industry that take pride in like serving
Speaker 5: looks like just try.
Speaker 3: They're coming together. Now you realize you're coming together, but
Speaker 3: they also are you.
Speaker 5: Guys getting them together? Are you guys getting them together?
Speaker 2: You see?
Speaker 4: Truly we started something that we'll see if they can finish.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't really have much faith in them, but
Speaker 2: let them eat cake.
Speaker 5: We saw the photos and you guys don't know how
Speaker 5: smart that is. That was a Marie Antoinette quote from
Speaker 5: do you guys understand the connection? France Haitian there and I.
Speaker 2: Was just there.
Speaker 1: Baby.
Speaker 2: Let the meat cake.
Speaker 5: Google jamfel Google jampell.
Speaker 2: Let them money Google.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean I think that I love that you came
Speaker 3: in to do this episode and we did it this
Speaker 3: way because we've been talking about Hot Girl Summer.
Speaker 2: We've been talking about.
Speaker 5: Hot Girl Summer.
Speaker 2: Pray ho and Hi pray.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what that's always a verse.
Speaker 2: That's the movie that I want to watch ray.
Speaker 3: But also like I feel like when you are doing
Speaker 3: what is what feels right to you, other people can
Speaker 3: notice that and it attracts.
Speaker 2: It makes you more attractive to people.
Speaker 5: Can you be honest? If you see someone on stage,
Speaker 5: there's always that one second where you go something right,
Speaker 5: they lied about something, something is false something. There are
Speaker 5: pretenses here.
Speaker 3: But you're living your life and you're living your truth,
Speaker 3: and you're showing people that you can have a hot
Speaker 3: boys summer, be in a full relationship interracial eight year
Speaker 3: relationship with a big dick white man, and.
Speaker 4: You could be working funny doing the do attract.
Speaker 3: You're telling us that you could be black and gay
Speaker 3: and cute and have body and booked.
Speaker 5: This is wow, We're not just.
Speaker 2: Nice to anybody else that actually we want you to
Speaker 2: pay for this.
Speaker 5: They heard college shows. We're like wait a minute, I said, well.
Speaker 1: They sending you money for the bus you did that.
Speaker 2: I was like, I know you got a lot of
Speaker 2: money left over.
Speaker 1: You take that bus right than.
Speaker 5: The Mega bus to Albany is definitely one of those
Speaker 5: experience where you like, just get to the show, just
Speaker 5: get to the show.
Speaker 2: To get to this. Didn't you take a bus to Canada?
Speaker 3: It was I took a bus to Canada and I
Speaker 3: went it was so long that I was like halfway through.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm ready to just turn back.
Speaker 4: It's fine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had to take the megabus from Philly after
Speaker 5: my good good show, like good good theater amazing. But
Speaker 5: you know what happened. I took the bus, but like
Speaker 5: the bus super late.
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 5: A guy got on it with a dog, a full
Speaker 5: sized dog on the leash, and the bus driver was like,
Speaker 5: he got a ticket.
Speaker 2: You get a ticket too.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's he had to sit in the seat.
Speaker 3: I was like, imagine you got a ticket. I mean
Speaker 3: not on my bus. I'd be like, actually, people with
Speaker 3: small butts and men under five seven can't come on
Speaker 3: this boo.
Speaker 5: No, sure, sure. Someone got mad about short gaze the
Speaker 5: other day. They were like, they were like no, they
Speaker 5: were like, you know all these short gate jokes on
Speaker 5: on Twitter and Facebook. They're toxic, and someone's like you
Speaker 5: you you understand, we wouldn't know you were short if
Speaker 5: you hadn't posted this. We can't tell how tall you
Speaker 5: are from your abby.
Speaker 2: But still short gase is still good dick down, so
Speaker 2: it don't matter.
Speaker 5: Shorts get destroyed.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh and they love it you throw them around. He's
Speaker 5: literally a little polly pocket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jay love a bullet buck. But the problem is,
Speaker 2: I gotta get out of here, Saul. Jay, please tell
Speaker 2: the people where they can find you.
Speaker 5: You can find me on all the social media at
Speaker 5: Jay Jorden all one word j A Y j U
Speaker 5: R D e N. That's on Instagram, Twitter, and on Facebook.
Speaker 5: You can so you can also catch me. I don't
Speaker 5: know my next show coming up. I think I'm on
Speaker 5: you guys. This show.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, The Knitting Factory on Sundays every Sunday, nine pm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna not be on this, but this is Sydney,
Speaker 2: this episode.
Speaker 5: You gotta get how time works.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, fan freakantastic Jay, Thank you for being here,
Speaker 3: having being queer.
Speaker 2: Thank you for flirting with Andrew because I like, yeah,
Speaker 2: what's undoing them? But Andy damn Drew. Okay.
Speaker 3: So, if anybody has some sexy silhouette news they want
Speaker 3: to send experts.
Speaker 2: Send it to us. We won't repost them.
Speaker 3: But like you just want to see you, just show us,
Speaker 3: show us your angles, where are you at, how the
Speaker 3: light hits your back?
Speaker 2: Only if you're not a green bubble phone. Don't send
Speaker 2: us no news.
Speaker 4: I don't want to see nudes on an Android.
Speaker 3: We're all set, don't know they no matter how clear
Speaker 3: photo it's pixelated.
Speaker 4: We're set.
Speaker 2: Okay, but Google No, Thanks bye guy, bye bye.
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