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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hi.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, my darling, Oh my god? Why kay so excited?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, today's cute. It's been a cute weekend.

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Speaker 4: It has. I mean, some people are exhausted for other reasons.

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Speaker 2: But you know, I mean some of us was getting

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Speaker 2: dicked last night. Hey, and and well that's not my brand,

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Speaker 2: so it clearly wasn't me.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 2: How you doing, Marie? I am doing really well, friend.

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Speaker 2: I had a good week. I had a great week.

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Speaker 2: I'm so tired. I'm gonna go home and sleep after

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Speaker 2: this and change my sheets. But I'm doing great.

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Speaker 3: We got a play to go to later, so don't

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Speaker 3: got to be arrested for the play exactly. We're gonna

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Speaker 3: go see Larry Owens tonight. We are a strange loop.

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Speaker 3: I don't know is this coming out?

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Speaker 2: This is gonna come.

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Speaker 3: Out, This would be out, yeah, but it's probably gonna

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Speaker 3: be sold out by the time this drops.

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Speaker 2: It's like I spoke to.

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Speaker 3: The lady about the tickets and she said everything is

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Speaker 3: sold out, like except for these expensive as health seats.

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Speaker 3: I know, and you know what, at this point in

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Speaker 3: my life, all my friends, anytime it's time to do something,

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Speaker 3: it costs money.

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Speaker 2: It's good, but There's something cool too about being able

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Speaker 2: to pay.

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Speaker 3: For something, you know what I mean, Like it's a

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Speaker 3: lot of money, and I didn't want to buy a

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Speaker 3: damn ticket. I was like, somebody else should pay for this,

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Speaker 3: But uh, there's something cool in that, Like we're not

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Speaker 3: just doing like these cheap, like poor people things, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like we're adults, like we should be.

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Speaker 3: We should be getting dressed up and doing stuff every

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Speaker 3: once in a while. You know, he's tonight, right, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna throw a little sex in the city, a little

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Speaker 3: Samantha Jones. You gonna have a little hill at, a

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Speaker 3: little carry Bradshaw.

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Speaker 4: Can we do it?

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Speaker 2: A little Espa drill.

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Speaker 4: We gotta bring snacks too. We gotta bring snacks to it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we gotta bring snacks.

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Speaker 3: I mean because the sacks that they got there there,

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Speaker 3: do they have snacks at well?

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Speaker 4: Because this went to the same place as your when

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Speaker 4: your roommate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I bought a sandwich from home. Yeah snacks, No,

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Speaker 3: they didn't. That's why said we have to bring snacks.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what like the movie theater? Ah, yes, yes, yes, okay,

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Speaker 2: So somebody's gonna bring wings.

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Speaker 3: Somebody put chicken in their clutch like Tiffany Hattish did

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Speaker 3: at the met Gala. That's that's the energy that I

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Speaker 3: want to bring into the the classy play we're going

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Speaker 3: to tonight.

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Speaker 2: If you, Marie, I will get up and not speak

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Speaker 2: to you after you take a wing.

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Speaker 4: And you know I'd be busting down them bones.

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Speaker 3: I will eat all of it, sucking the bone marrow out,

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Speaker 3: just like a West Indian man.

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Speaker 2: Is this karaokey swet? What's kind of glaze?

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Speaker 4: Is this.

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Speaker 2: The marror name, Sydney? How are you doing?

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Speaker 3: How was your week? Let's get into you know, let's

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Speaker 3: get into that. I mean, Wick is good, you know,

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Speaker 3: I just you know, I want to say that I'm

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Speaker 3: an expert in something, but it was mainly it was

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Speaker 3: you being an expert in something. We were asked to

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Speaker 3: do something together and then I was like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm okay with the price, and Marie was like, well

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Speaker 3: what about us?

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Speaker 4: And then they were like hmm and then Marie was

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Speaker 4: like what about that?

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Speaker 3: And then Marie like up the fucking price the rate,

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Speaker 3: and I was like it like doubled. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was like, well, I mean I guess I'm never

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Speaker 2: okay with the price.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I should let Marie lead more.

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Speaker 2: It was that what I was an expert in this

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Speaker 2: week is getting us more money.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, well, because as a third world country,

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Speaker 3: first generation Haitian American, I'm never okay with what money

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Speaker 3: they offer.

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Speaker 2: Also, when you.

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Speaker 3: Know, these these brands and these companies have so much

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Speaker 3: money and they refuse to pay people like us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but all of the top.

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Speaker 3: CEOs and whatever making you know, ten million dollar Christmas

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Speaker 3: bonuses a year, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: So like, give me ask some zeros to this and

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Speaker 2: then get back to me.

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Speaker 3: Mind you, people of the first offer was cute too, Yesterdney,

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Speaker 3: it was adorable, But the new money is by say, okay,

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Speaker 3: the old offer was LaToya Luckett, and this new offer

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Speaker 3: is Beyonce.

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Speaker 2: Giselle knows, Yeah, that's my middle name, right, Gizil.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but I mean it's low key blue Ivy,

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Speaker 3: but we'll take it.

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Speaker 2: I mean Blue Ivy would not do anything if that.

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Speaker 3: The second offer that you were asking for was Beyonce.

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Speaker 3: And then they were like, what meet you at Surrey? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: The twins, Yeah what sir Surrey, Sir romy Roomy and

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Speaker 3: sir Moroccan and Morocco.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, something like that.

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Speaker 3: What's the Mariah Carey's kids name Moroccan ow Monrone. And

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Speaker 3: then what's Jennifer lopez kids name? With them twins names

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Speaker 3: Mark and Anthony.

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Speaker 2: They're not to know? Yeah them is a girl kid?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like Marie.

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Speaker 2: The girl's name is Mark. Boys, they need to know.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe j Low had a baby with Mark Anthony.

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Speaker 4: I believe it. She didn't have a baby, she had twins,

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Speaker 4: but they look like him.

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Speaker 6: That means Jennifer Lopez's children and are named Maximilian and

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Speaker 6: m It's like Emma, but with an E at the end.

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Speaker 5: Em Me.

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Speaker 3: Some people don't deserve the right to give their children names.

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Speaker 1: That's just some people just don't.

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Speaker 2: They shouldn't be allowed. I think you should be able.

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Speaker 4: You have to take a fucking test before you name

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Speaker 4: your kids.

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Speaker 2: Well, what's the first kid's name?

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Speaker 6: Maximilian Max?

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Speaker 3: So his name is Max, but she's talking about the

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Speaker 3: full name though, Maximilian.

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Speaker 6: Right, usually for the Maxwell, Oh Maxwell, however, you want.

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Speaker 2: To actual maxis short force this Maximilian. We know you

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Speaker 2: have money, like Duhm, but.

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Speaker 3: I like Monroe for as a name for Ry Carey's kid.

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Speaker 3: All right, well we said you don't like it, but

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Speaker 3: that's fine.

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Speaker 2: Whatever, it's fine, it's fine.

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Speaker 4: I'm here for.

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Speaker 2: Me means babies, babies. Uh.

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Speaker 4: I was extra, you know, just just living my life.

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Speaker 2: I've definitely decided that.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I need to do more things that

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Speaker 3: are not comedy related.

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Speaker 4: And I've been saying no to shows. Yeah, like no,

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Speaker 4: I can't do it, and we'll.

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Speaker 2: Send them to me because I got stuff that I

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Speaker 2: need to prepare for.

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Speaker 4: Ye yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was like, eh, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Not gonna that's great. Yeah, that's that's That's what.

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Speaker 3: I was an expert in this week, also not saying

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Speaker 3: no to show, but you know, also like trying to

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Speaker 3: I'm giving up meat for a little while, Like I'm

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Speaker 3: giving up chicken and beef. I'm only gonna do fish.

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Speaker 3: So I'm doing that. It's terrible. I went to Chipotle

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Speaker 3: yesterday and I was like, this bowl is so sad.

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Speaker 3: Wait wow, I was like, how does the credittarian bowl

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Speaker 3: cost the same as the chicken?

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Speaker 2: But like what because it's chiplet, it's Chipotle. I was like,

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Speaker 2: I was like I could have put some guag in

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Speaker 3: And then so I'm getting up early because I don't

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Speaker 3: have a job right, so like I'll I do gigs

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Speaker 3: randomly throughout the month. But yesterday I woke up, I

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Speaker 3: had no idea what day it was, and I laid

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Speaker 3: I was like, what it's today?

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Speaker 3: Like I had, I had no idea what the day was,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, Alexa, what day is it? Like

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Speaker 3: I had to So I need like some type of

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Speaker 3: I'm forcing myself to get up every day and go

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Speaker 3: read and journal. I'm doing all this stupid stuff now.

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Speaker 3: So you know my name is Gwyneth, So that's what

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Speaker 2: It's beautiful.

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Speaker 4: I think that's the change that's needed with S and M.

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Speaker 4: The growth. That's because I'll sit back and I'm.

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Speaker 3: Like, hmmm, how come we are not right here, and

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Speaker 3: it's just like, yeah, switch some things up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And the other thing that I have to do is

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Speaker 3: I think I need to like stop being like, I

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Speaker 3: need to stop checking Instagram so often. I got all

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Speaker 3: this time now and I just I feel like when

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Speaker 3: I log I'm not on it later than ten pm.

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Speaker 2: Or before ten am. But in the recent.

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Speaker 3: Weeks it'd be midnight this one fifteen in the morning,

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Speaker 3: I'm on Instagram, and I'm like, and it's so easy

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Speaker 3: to compare yourself to the good stuff that people are posting,

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Speaker 3: because people only post the highlights.

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Speaker 2: They're not posting like.

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Speaker 3: You know, them falling down the stairs or you know,

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Speaker 3: their abortion twork video, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Like they they're not posting that. So that I needed

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Speaker 2: to turk video.

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Speaker 3: What is wrong with your video of this woman getting

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Speaker 3: an abortion?

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Speaker 2: It's on Twitter.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna find it and I'm gonna send it to you,

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Speaker 3: ignorant And she the caption was me at my abortion

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Speaker 3: and she's twirking butt naked and they're trying.

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Speaker 2: They're like, man, we gotta start the procedure, and yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's the whole I was. Anyway, I'll send it to y'all,

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Speaker 2: I'll post it on the Please don't in the story.

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Speaker 4: We cannot support that, don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't support you, says listen. I support your choice.

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Speaker 2: I don't support that choice. That's wrong.

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Speaker 3: That's why they trying to shut our shit down. Bitch,

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Speaker 3: you can't do that in this climate. Sis, and then

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Speaker 3: posted it on Twitter. It's like sis viral viral, but

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Speaker 3: like SIS, you're butt naked and you're getting an abortion,

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Speaker 3: and it's on Twitter like SIS, pick a struggle. Actually,

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Speaker 3: maybe not having the baby was the best choice that

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Speaker 3: she made.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 3: No, I said, I support your choice, but I don't

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Speaker 2: The doctor's like, he's like, I'm just gonna kill both

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Speaker 3: What the doctor said, and I'm I would have been

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Speaker 4: I want to know what kind of sweatpants she was

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Speaker 2: You know, she came in like a fashion Ova jean.

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Speaker 3: Somebody who toks at an abortion is not wearing sweatpants

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Speaker 2: So she's not playing out. I've got those loose sight wedge.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like, Oh, I'm gonna do my abortion late

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Speaker 3: Honestly, Look, we're not shading abortions, we're shading for it again,

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Speaker 4: It's like sins they got before.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, speaking of babies, no, speaking of falling out.

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Speaker 2: Possibly high praise a word.

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Speaker 2: He's a comic.

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Speaker 3: He performs all over New York and we are super

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Speaker 2: It's j Jerdine. Baby Baby. Do you have any thoughts

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Speaker 5: Number one, I am on board with the abortion twerk

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Speaker 5: because she was celebrating her right to have an abortion.

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Speaker 5: What I'm not okay with is the fact that I

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Speaker 4: I'm taking me for a take me for a loop.

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Speaker 5: I'm super excited anything. I'm very excited that you guys

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Speaker 2: Well, let's give everybody a full body of what you

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Speaker 5: Pull up on these holes.

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Speaker 2: You do a pull ups? Pull ups is well, Andrew

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Speaker 2: you write that down pull ups can pull.

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Speaker 5: Ups and chin ups are different. Yeah, just the difference

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Speaker 2: So you work at the gym.

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Speaker 5: I used to be a trainer, clearly. Yeah, okay, hook

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Speaker 5: us up with some sessions. Okay, Yeah, we can pop

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Speaker 5: off for a few. Uh, Andrew, you're invited as well.

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Speaker 7: Uh that bitch, I'm gonna ride a dick all night.

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Speaker 2: Let's ride the dick all night. I'm not riding it.

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Speaker 2: I'm tired yesterday.

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Speaker 5: That's the joke, right, Like girls only ride it for

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Speaker 2: That's what men are supposed to do.

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Speaker 5: Guys some little X level like horses and then you

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Speaker 5: bounce it on it. Yeah, no more.

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Speaker 2: I'm adding that to the sex playlist. You know, obviously.

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Speaker 3: He is okay, so you your your muscles are rippling

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Speaker 3: and sexy. He's in a short as well.

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Speaker 5: I like the fact that they left with me being

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Speaker 2: Well, because it's a very visual podcast.

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Speaker 3: Let them know what you look like, because that determines

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Speaker 2: They're gonna be like, well what I want to go

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Speaker 5: I'm wearing a crop top tank top with a mouth

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Speaker 4: Subtle, staying or stay on brand.

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Speaker 5: I'm on brand. I'm wearing a pattern summer short that I.

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Speaker 2: Say short, puffy short, and the butt is.

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Speaker 5: Sitting a guy from a little place called my Boyfriend's closet.

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Speaker 5: It's a good store. So you have a man, Oh

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Speaker 5: have a man? Have had a man for almost eight

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Speaker 4: I have people who look like this in relationships.

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Speaker 3: I'm the only one that's allowed to look like this

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Speaker 5: I feel like I've been with him for so long

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Speaker 2: We only so it seem like y'all banging everybody everything.

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Speaker 4: It's like parenthood.

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Speaker 2: You got to take a number.

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Speaker 1: One more time.

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Speaker 5: There's been some folks in the queue. As the Brits

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Speaker 3: An open relationship expert on the podcast before, but now,

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Speaker 3: how what's the setup for you guys?

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Speaker 5: We've been together so long that I know that ain't

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Speaker 5: nobody else going to pay half the rent.

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Speaker 2: That's that's a lie.

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Speaker 5: I tell you right now. No one's want to like

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Speaker 5: walk the dog. We've been together long enough. We've been

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Speaker 5: through like deaths, We've been through like loss of family members.

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Speaker 5: We've been through like so much stuff.

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Speaker 2: You don't watch the more.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm telling you, just like pet at.

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Speaker 2: Funerals, I'm trying to figure out what are you talking about.

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Speaker 5: I'm saying that we're committed to each other so much

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Speaker 5: so that sex is like definitely this like third fourth

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Speaker 5: most important thing. So if you want to hook up

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Speaker 6: You're making direct eye contact with me while you're saying this.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I would listened to much Megan thee stallion

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Speaker 5: that turned the Hotways summer switch on, and so just

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Speaker 3: Very cup Now let's talk about this real quick, because

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Speaker 3: not everybody.

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Speaker 2: Knows what or where fire. Yeah, you know this is international.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So it's what Mike Pence thinks gave people will

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Speaker 5: do all the time in the sense there's just it's

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Speaker 5: at the end of Long Island. It's this gay getaway.

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Speaker 5: We're in the pines. It's primarily gay men and Cherry Grove.

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Speaker 5: It's a bit more lesbians and what kind of lesbians,

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Speaker 5: rich ones women with.

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Speaker 2: Like Diane Keaton type.

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Speaker 5: Should you guys should Definitely. I don't know how you

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Speaker 2: I have never heard of Cherry I've never heard of it.

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Speaker 3: I've only ever heard of going. We gotta go. We

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Speaker 4: We have a connect a Cherry Grove connect.

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Speaker 1: Everyone city.

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Speaker 2: We should take the Jymney out there like some real

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Speaker 2: white women.

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Speaker 3: No, you gotta first of all, you gotta get to

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Speaker 5: Your double r and then you go and then you

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Speaker 5: go Sayville, and then you take a faery either to

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Speaker 2: There's theme rooms.

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Speaker 5: Yeah in this house, listen, they love a theme. And

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Speaker 5: the price was on point for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

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Speaker 5: My boyfriend and I only paid twelve hundred only.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Also you could have just said Wednesday, Saturday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

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Speaker 5: A couple of days in there.

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Speaker 2: No, it was undred.

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Speaker 5: But I didn't have to pay for alcohol. I didn't

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Speaker 1: Bro for weeds. So why you ain't bring no weed

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Speaker 1: to the studio.

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Speaker 5: I had to leave it there. No tons of naked boys.

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Speaker 5: It was just I mean, it really was what I needed.

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Speaker 5: I have ruined all day.

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Speaker 2: Huh poppers for breakfast papers.

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Speaker 5: And there were there were a house brand of poppers

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Speaker 5: like it was.

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Speaker 1: Like well poppers, well.

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Speaker 5: Not well brands.

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Speaker 2: They made it specifically for that house. That that was

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Speaker 2: me mooring it up.

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Speaker 1: I was doing whip it whatever.

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Speaker 5: Those whipping you know, some people actually do VCR cleaner.

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Speaker 5: They spray they huff it into like a bandana or

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Speaker 5: like the next level. Anytime you start using household utilities

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Speaker 5: and like cleaning supplies, these drugs, that's when I'm like, nah,

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Speaker 5: I'm good, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: That's frugal using what you got your necessities?

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Speaker 3: Also, who still has a v c R.

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Speaker 5: That's what they sell it for now. It's like when

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Speaker 5: people are like, oh no, this is a hemp shop,

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Speaker 5: this head shop.

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Speaker 1: A headshop?

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Speaker 2: What's that you mean?

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Speaker 5: Him hemp headshop. But also like when people sell glass pipes,

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Speaker 5: like all of tobacco out of this glass pipe. You're like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Okay, So what else?

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Speaker 5: What happened to outdoor showers? At one point I saw

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Speaker 5: saw people. Yeah, I saw swing. It was a swing

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Speaker 5: or a slings a sling.

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Speaker 2: How do you how do you strap into a sling?

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Speaker 5: So you have like a place to put your feet

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Speaker 5: Just home decor, yeah, homo decor. And people that's it.

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Speaker 5: There's a couple that was in it while everyone else

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Speaker 5: just we just ain't even here.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Having your room your room on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Speaker 2: And I'd be like, scoot over. This must be what

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Speaker 5: There's a there's an underwear party. I'm like telling all

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Speaker 5: the secrets we want to hear. Yeah, I saw one

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Speaker 5: of the sikes there. There was an underwear.

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00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:15,600
Speaker 2: The person.

449
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,240
Speaker 5: Yes, cherry grow, Cherry Cherry Grow, Marie.

450
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,680
Speaker 2: We gotta go, We gotta talk, you gotta how do

451
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,119
Speaker 2: we get there? What do we do?

452
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,600
Speaker 5: Here's a pure woman of color. It's your duty now, Wanda.

453
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,600
Speaker 2: We know you're listening.

454
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,120
Speaker 1: Sis.

455
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,040
Speaker 5: She gave like a big group wave and here's the

456
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,760
Speaker 5: image I want to paint. So we're all in line

457
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 5: for the underwear party in our underwear, jockstraps, thongs, various.

458
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,040
Speaker 5: And she sees this long line of gays trying to

459
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,240
Speaker 5: get into the Ice Palace for the underwear party, and

460
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,840
Speaker 5: she just kind of gives a queen asked, hey, you guys,

461
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,120
Speaker 5: and then scurries off because she knows people gonna be like, hey,

462
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,679
Speaker 5: I love your special I want to talk to you.

463
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:54,920
Speaker 5: She's like, don't got time for these baggots. And oh,

464
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,960
Speaker 5: I said it, said it. I've had enough in my mouth.

465
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 5: I can say I've.

466
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,480
Speaker 2: Had enough in my mouth. I could say, he knows

467
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,720
Speaker 2: what it tastes like, this tastes the rainbow.

468
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:07,200
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, you're going to say a problem problematic word.

469
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,120
Speaker 2: I like, it's not a problematic if a gay man

470
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:10,600
Speaker 2: says it.

471
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 5: I like it only for you guys.

472
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 6: You guys say problematic all the time.

473
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:24,160
Speaker 5: Know they got they let the woman again. I've turned Andrew.

474
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,679
Speaker 2: Andrew Andrews team j.

475
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm not saying that he can't say it.

476
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,680
Speaker 3: I don't have a problem with it.

477
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,359
Speaker 2: It was me. He says it's problematic, and it's.

478
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,880
Speaker 5: Like, but he's I won't say it again for the

479
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 5: rest of you want me to say it again later? Yeah,

480
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 5: and oh, that's he's into that.

481
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,399
Speaker 2: Andrew said say it again.

482
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 4: My god, Andrew, you're gonna talk to like one more time.

483
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, just do it.

484
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 1: Just put out.

485
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,479
Speaker 5: We got a sex fun so underwear party, which is

486
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,679
Speaker 5: like crazy because it's a huge dance floor. The second

487
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,439
Speaker 5: room was a massage room, this time massage, but just

488
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 5: still relatively PG. Thirteen to R rated massages. No penises

489
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 5: were completely out. And then there's a back room where

490
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 5: like it's just all no, all the holes are barred,

491
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 5: like like everything is out. Like you just walk back

492
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 5: there and you're like, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know

493
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 5: you guys were having sex right here. Yeah, but didn't

494
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 5: you though? Oh I did. That's why I went back there,

495
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 5: hey with my opera glasses.

496
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 3: Oh kid, don't you guys from the Muppets.

497
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 2: Or for Stanley people have called me and Sydney those guys.

498
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 5: May I love it, No, but Ireland's an amazing place.

499
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 5: I love it. Lots of lots of cute people. People

500
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 5: get worried about diversity, but I said, there are lots

501
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 5: of diverse types. There were black boys, Latin boys, white boys,

502
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 5: and even some broke boys. So everyone Island.

503
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 2: No.

504
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, because if you you don't always pay your

505
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 5: way there. So people some people day trip in the

506
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 5: hopes they can find a place to stay. So you

507
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 5: go without having a plan, flirt your way into a

508
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 5: couch or bed.

509
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 2: Oh this messy gaze. Should we do that? Cherry we got?

510
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 2: We got an Airbnb.

511
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,679
Speaker 5: It's not gonna be their hotels and cherry grow and

512
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 5: there's like an all newest ethic resorts.

513
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 4: Should we do that?

514
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 5: Should you halfway there?

515
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:25,239
Speaker 2: Today? Sid you you got your and you ain't got

516
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 2: no brow in today's sis.

517
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 5: You love it.

518
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 4: You came in here with your rectum wide open.

519
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 5: Thought this was the doctor's office. No one told me different.

520
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 5: I just got health insurance. Hop boy summer, you just

521
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 5: got so you can get tested. That's what you need

522
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,880
Speaker 5: during hog boys summer. Get tested everyone.

523
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 4: I love that.

524
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 2: What else? What else do you have planned for your

525
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 2: hot boy summer.

526
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 5: I'm going to Miami, so that's gonna be fun.

527
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 4: So you can have a hot boys summer and be

528
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 4: in a relationship.

529
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 5: You can. You can't have a hot boy summer and

530
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 5: being around because hoigh Boys Summer is about not only

531
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 5: like celebrating your sexuality, but also sell brain the fact

532
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 5: that we only here for a little bit. We should

533
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,400
Speaker 5: be able to be hoes or like, I don't care

534
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 5: what you want to call it. Just be out there

535
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 5: and be sexually happy. Make sure that you're orgasmin.

536
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 3: Enough, make sure you come, insist or go if you're

537
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 3: not coming. Yeah, but I feel like dudes are always

538
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 3: coming and women are not coming enough, but or they

539
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 3: are coming, and it's just like, are you still satisfied

540
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 3: after your game?

541
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 4: Like I don't know.

542
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 5: Sometimes you do come and you go, wow, I need

543
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 5: to go home, But sometimes you go, oh, all right,

544
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 5: didn't know I could pull this off. And to me,

545
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 5: like my Hot Boys Summer is actually about like showing

546
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 5: people that you can have a lot of fun and

547
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 5: be in a relationship but also still like have shit

548
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 5: going on. I'm still like working, but I still want

549
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 5: to play. It's kind of like what you said, like

550
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,199
Speaker 5: there's so many times from like comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy,

551
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 5: but Fire Island. I was like, no comedy, just pool boys, alcohol, marijuana,

552
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 5: pool boys, penis.

553
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 4: Yes, well, I think the boys is a part of

554
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:58,919
Speaker 4: the penis.

555
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 5: Unfortunately they're attached to them poised penis, poised penis, poison poise,

556
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 5: penis A good time today.

557
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 4: Hold on, I heard that you be sliding in people's see.

558
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 5: Okay, this we can get spicy.

559
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 2: I'm not the card. I mean, it's a Hot Boy Summer.

560
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 5: You're I. What happens is people like photos and then

561
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 5: they send in the mooji, or they like a story,

562
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 5: they react to a story, and all stories end up

563
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 5: in your messages no matter what, no matter the react.

564
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 5: So DM sliding to me, you guys ian DM expert

565
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 5: right sliding the DMS expert ian and me, I guess

566
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 5: like have similar vibes and this into like I slide

567
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 5: in a lot of d ms just both like unsolicited

568
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 5: and like reactionary. So if you like a photo of

569
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 5: mine and if you like my story, you're in my

570
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 5: DMS already as a smiley facer, as a reacting So

571
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna send back a devil emoji. I'm

572
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 5: gonna send back what I have to.

573
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,959
Speaker 2: You know what I feel like that's an underused emoji

574
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 2: in my phone. I'm gonna start sending triple.

575
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 5: Douvil emoji means what's up? Okay.

576
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 3: Also, I also heard about your close friends stunts that

577
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 3: you pull.

578
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we can pull up on Instagram.

579
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 2: You know there's this.

580
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,160
Speaker 3: Section that's just close friends, close friends and close friends.

581
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 3: Is that's it gets tricky because you're only putting up

582
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 3: only a few people that are close to me, are

583
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 3: going to see this, So you're gonna go, oh, you know,

584
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 3: I can have a little fake nude here because we're close.

585
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 2: Fake nudes, but fake some of the people that you

586
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 2: put in your close friends, You're like, how did I.

587
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 4: Get in close friends?

588
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah I have? Are you and Jay's close friends?

589
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 5: No? No, we're gonna the most recent close friends look

590
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 5: because for me, it's definitely me and some red to

591
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 5: exist and it's something that like everyone's already seen because

592
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 5: you've seen me on the speedoup. Wow.

593
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 2: Wow, can we use that phone for the shot?

594
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 5: Please? You know what you guys, I'm gonna send it

595
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 5: to you guys.

596
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 3: We're gonna oh wow, pull up there it is well baby.

597
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta give me the inst you guys drop

598
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 5: the apt but.

599
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 2: Found them send a link to an Amazon sex swing.

600
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 5: No, I think that like the close friends to me,

601
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 5: like sometimes I guess straight people use it for gaysa

602
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 5: but are like like show them throwing up. I don't

603
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 5: know what to talk about how they hate people. They

604
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 5: just show them throwing up. I don't know what straight

605
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 5: people do with close friends, but that's not used close

606
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 5: close friends for gay.

607
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: Started to and then I was like, I don't really

608
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 2: have close.

609
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 5: Friends for gay people is about posting nudes you don't

610
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 5: want taken down. And also like sometimes just straight up smuttiness,

611
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 5: just straight up I'm talking about debauchery, so dodom and

612
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 5: so exactly. I've read the Bible my hands when I

613
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 5: picked it up from a kid. It's fine, mom, And

614
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 5: so what happens is like episode yes, Margaret, Hey, So

615
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 5: I think that close friends for gay guys is just

616
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 5: way more sexual. It might also be that way for

617
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 5: like some straight dudes, like they might show girls they

618
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 5: hook up with. But I gay got Andrew and you

619
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 5: can attest this close friends on Instagram for gay dudes

620
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 5: hoes everyone.

621
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 6: No, actually I don't have the same experience for close friends.

622
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 6: I have a Fensta. I feel like that's a little

623
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 6: fed Instagram. It's the one that you hide from your

624
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 6: family and parents, like very close. It's it's close friends

625
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 6: that follow you on your fensa. And then you're just

626
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 6: like all the two do.

627
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 4: You have wait, do you have to download it on something?

628
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 6: No? No, no, no, it's just like another Instagram account.

629
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 2: It's on Instagram, but it's fake.

630
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 3: Install But I don't I don't want how it happened

631
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 3: to another separate account. Oh, and it would just be

632
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 3: you posted messy stuff there and only like.

633
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 5: You talk about people.

634
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 6: Probably yeah, and it's like, yeah, if you share like

635
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 6: what I said on my fence to other people, like

636
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 6: you're shitty, you're getting You're not allowed to follow it anymore.

637
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 5: And they're always do do you want to.

638
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 6: Follow my fenceto?

639
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

640
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah.

641
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 6: My My prinsta is Magui guy. My fensta is ma

642
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 6: Goo goo.

643
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: And goo go.

644
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 2: I see what you're doing here.

645
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 6: It's on brand.

646
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

647
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

648
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: Currently I'm reasy, so maybe I'll be wheazy or something.

649
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

650
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just gonna keep posting all.

651
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 5: My Google that's sexual Google.

652
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 2: That sounds like you choking on something.

653
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 5: Oh my god, some of these dudes left other guys.

654
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: Okay, so your mother's name is Margaret. Where are you from?

655
00:29:53,640 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 5: From? Mississippi? The Magnoli crooked letter, crooked letter, hunt back

656
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 5: hump back eye, that's it. It's cool. I'm from Mississippi.

657
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 5: That's actually where I met my boyfriend, Mississippi, and we're

658
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 5: in an international gay relationship.

659
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 3: Late man in Mississippi and you guys have been together

660
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 3: for eight years that's crazy.

661
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 5: You want to get buried either there Alabama just to

662
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 5: piss the states off. Yeah.

663
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 2: Both.

664
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 3: I feel like you could do both ceremony and one

665
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 3: reception in the other one across the state.

666
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: Be as gay as you can be down there.

667
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 5: So that's where I'm from. I went to school in

668
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 5: Mississippi up until like graduate school, and then I wanted

669
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 5: to change the pace, so I went to Alabama because

670
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 5: it's so different.

671
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 4: Wait where did you go to school for.

672
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 5: I went to school for English and then theater. So

673
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 5: I got a BA, BFA and MFA.

674
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 4: Stupid, stupid, I'm stupid, waste.

675
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 5: Of money, A waste of money. Uh. And then I

676
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 5: moved to New York, got signed with an agent who

677
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,959
Speaker 5: was terrible at her job because she was like them.

678
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 5: She was like are you She's like, you're in New York?

679
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 5: And I like moved up here because I was already training.

680
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 5: I had some money saved up. I knew I could

681
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 5: train here. And then I was just like, oh, man,

682
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 5: like she's really bad. And so whenever you're in that

683
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 5: situation as a performer, you're like, how do I make

684
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 5: sure I can take control of my career trajectory? So

685
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 5: I had been doing stand up and I've done it

686
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 5: in Atlanta, I've done it in Alabama and Jackson. So

687
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm just do stand up in New

688
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 5: York because she can't touch this, because I don't want

689
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 5: her to mess this up. So I started doing stand

690
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 5: up here kind of as a reaction to not being

691
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 5: able to control my career path. Because she was like,

692
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 5: you should go She's like, you should go in for

693
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 5: kiky Boots. I was like, girl, I can't walk in heels.

694
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 5: What Like, who told you this? She was like, but

695
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 5: you're black.

696
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: And.

697
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 2: Exactly, it's not like a stiletto.

698
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 3: It's like it's wed asable we stick gass boot he

699
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 3: way Brady did it.

700
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 2: If Waye Brady can be Kinky Boots, then you could

701
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 2: be kinky.

702
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 5: They put everybody in their mama in that damn show.

703
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 4: So you're saying it's too many of those people. So

704
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, I'm not interested.

705
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 5: No, I'm saying that Kinky Boots was not my sweet spot,

706
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 5: not forte, not my look, not my jugeole. It's not mama,

707
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 5: not okay, So what is the dream role? The dream

708
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 5: role for me, uh would be crafting my own like

709
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 5: half hour comedy based on like being queer in the

710
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 5: South and being black and like kind of like everybody

711
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 5: hates Chris but so much gayer. So whenever you pitch that,

712
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 5: like that's what everyone wants to hear. And then you

713
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,239
Speaker 5: go to generals and people like, great, we don't have

714
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 5: money for anything but unscripted right now, And you go, girl,

715
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 5: why did y'all ask me that? Exactly?

716
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 3: So you could have sent this in an email? Yeah,

717
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 3: do you pay for you want me to do in

718
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 3: practical jokers?

719
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 5: Is that what you say?

720
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

721
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 5: But if you're black and you pull pranks in public,

722
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 5: you get shot. That's why we can't.

723
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 2: Even consider that we're pulling pranks.

724
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 5: Were getting you're pulling goods. So that's like the dream

725
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 5: roll for me. Also, I would shout outs to the

726
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 5: other two if they need another gay black person next season.

727
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 5: I'm down. I was like telling secrets, so I went in,

728
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 5: you do what you There's literally no reason not.

729
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 4: To the best of the best.

730
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 5: We're in an industry where it's gonna happen regardless. I

731
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 5: auditioned for the black gay out of the instagaze at

732
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 5: for the other two, and when I read I was

733
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 5: like this is gonna be so fucking funny. People are

734
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 5: gonna love this show. They need an instagate that's vapid

735
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 5: and shallow, and they probably need like a black one,

736
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 5: a Latino one, an Asian one, and a white one.

737
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 5: I got this own lock walked out of the audition.

738
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 5: I was like crushed it. And then like a month

739
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 5: later I was like, oh, he got it. It wasn't me.

740
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 5: Well kudos did right, But like.

741
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like we've all kind of felt

742
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 3: like that. We've all you You've gone to auditions where

743
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 3: you were like, oh that it could have gone better,

744
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 3: it couldn't have gone and you're like telling people you

745
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 3: moving to London.

746
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 5: Like the say she had braids in the script, Yeah.

747
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 2: She looked pretty much just like me.

748
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, she got commitment is shoes. It's me.

749
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 5: I almost didn't come to this audition because of my

750
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 5: commitment issue exactly.

751
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 3: So you know, you read these things and you're like,

752
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 3: there's no way they're not going to book me, and

753
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 3: then they never do performance.

754
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 5: I feel like our industry finds a way to make

755
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 5: sure you're like, hey, by the way, be humble.

756
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then there are people who like who don't

757
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 3: have those growing pants like they just they be booking

758
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 3: things regularly.

759
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 5: I don't see their nose, just like people don't see

760
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 5: my nose. Instagram. No one. Yes, if I said everything

761
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 5: I didn't get on my Instagram, people be like, yay,

762
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 5: you a complaining ass bitch.

763
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 2: What happened to the new People find a way to

764
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 2: the news.

765
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 5: I'm here for the nudes, like drop a pig, dude,

766
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,479
Speaker 5: damn complaining a lot.

767
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 3: People find a way to just complain on there. So

768
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 3: I mean, you wouldn't be alone. But it's people who

769
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 3: are doing well to be are anyway. I guess let

770
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 3: me stop complaining to them because.

771
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 5: I'm it.

772
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 2: Could be worse. I could be ugly.

773
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 5: That is you know. I'm gonna say this right now

774
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 5: as I look around, this is the most beautiful podcast

775
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 5: I've ever been on.

776
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 4: I agree.

777
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 5: I'm looking around. We're four for four four four four

778
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 5: for four, four four for four, poor for four for four.

779
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 5: It's like, is that order of Wendy's. Could you get

780
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 5: a four for four Wendys? That's a Domino five five

781
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 5: five dollars. But we're we're more expensive though we're still

782
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 5: snack Wendy.

783
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 3: This is not this is at least shake shack. No,

784
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,919
Speaker 3: not this, not this shake shack, because if you found

785
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 3: a bug, I found hair.

786
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 4: It was hair.

787
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 2: We was in the chicken salway and my chicken sandwich chickens.

788
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 3: You know, people were looking like, well, maybe it's your bitch,

789
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 3: I'll slap.

790
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 4: That's not the type of hair that's in my braids.

791
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 2: Right now you're like, this is synthetic and it blown out.

792
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 5: No, oh man, I'm still gonna go today. But man, wow,

793
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 5: I don't care.

794
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:13,439
Speaker 3: Okay, well you let's talk about tossing salad, like, what's

795
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 3: the prep?

796
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 2: What we're doing? Are we going to dinner or we

797
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 2: just going straight to drinks?

798
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 5: And so thank you people. If you don't if you

799
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 5: if you have a rendezvous and you don't go to

800
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 5: your calling it you have a reservational open table as

801
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 5: it is. If you don't go to your house and

802
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 5: clean up before you come over to me and my

803
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 5: boyfriend's apartment, or if you don't clean up there, that's

804
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 5: not happening. I need verbal confirmation that you hop in

805
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 5: the shower and thoroughly checked. It can't never be clean

806
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 5: up booty.

807
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 3: Hold Okay, when you say clean up, you were talking

808
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 3: about ass because I was like, oh, the the house.

809
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 2: Fabulous song.

810
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm all.

811
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 5: You listen, you can't eat dinner off no dirty plates.

812
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:08,919
Speaker 5: So it's yeah, no dirty, but casca, what troubleware? Stan,

813
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 5: I'm need glassware, I need I need pirates.

814
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 2: I was like, what about directs? I was like, what

815
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 2: about paper plate?

816
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 5: Paper plates? That's what you call it when you hook

817
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 5: up with the skinny white boy with no ass and.

818
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 6: You'll see it.

819
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 5: You'll see it. I can find one for you. I

820
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 5: can find one bottom ass d.

821
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 2: That's when you hooked up with a white boy.

822
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: I was clapping these paper plates together.

823
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 5: Over plates not dirty at all. Lord, have merged the

824
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 5: cookout plates, but what about the the deep.

825
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 1: Dish serphone.

826
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 2: Plate plates?

827
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: Put a bowl up and put it on Google.

828
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 5: From the shorts, I see very good hamstring development. So

829
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 5: I'm thinking that leads to something of of respect.

830
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 2: Well, Jay, can you show us a couple? Like what's

831
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 2: a couple? Or not show us? But what are like?

832
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 5: Three good workouts for the butt? Get in a plank,

833
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 5: so fully extended plank calms out, and what you want

834
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 5: to do is raise one foot, have your leg completely straight,

835
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 5: unlike your trainer me you want to basically go to

836
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 5: door seflection of the foot, so flex that foot, don't

837
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 5: point it a single.

838
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 2: But maybe andrew.

839
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 3: Yeah so if you understand plate, No, he don't have

840
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 3: the type of gap shorts to do it.

841
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 5: You can do it. So plank full plank. Yeah, so

842
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 5: getting profile, so face the other way, thank you. One

843
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 5: leg up, lifted up, good, so don't point that to

844
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 5: flex that foot other way either way. Yeah, so now

845
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 5: isolate that right glue lift up. Yeah, your left lego

846
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 5: straight up? No, just as straight as possible like that. Yep,

847
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 5: now raise it, yep, just like that up again. But

848
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 5: the foot gotta best that foot, don't point it, flex it.

849
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 2: So we're working on your ass right now.

850
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 4: That's what we do.

851
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 5: Eventually.

852
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's a good workout.

853
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 5: Through the shorts, I could see, I could see a little.

854
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 2: You might have seen a little stack, a.

855
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 5: Little facebook poke. Second, goblet squads closer.

856
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 4: The caption is training for the d.

857
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 3: Uh So.

858
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 5: Goblet squads is where you have a weight in front

859
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 5: of you. You know about those. Yeah, you can go

860
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 5: with a kettlebell or with a moderate weight dumbbell. I

861
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 5: think you just squat, Yeah, you squat, make sure you

862
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 5: have some e gauged depth, so either like I could

863
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 5: be underneath you or a bench or a chair.

864
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 2: Come on.

865
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,919
Speaker 5: And then the one thing I think enough people don't

866
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 5: do is lunges. So actual by the way, lunges back

867
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 5: and forth, so front lunges and make sure you're coming

868
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 5: to ninety degrees with that need don't go too far

869
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 5: over the toe and lunges going backwards and those words,

870
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,240
Speaker 5: so just the opposite direction. So a lot of lunges

871
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 5: people think go front. Yeah, so if you reach back

872
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 5: with the foot. Also like trains neuromuscular pathways, it.

873
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 2: Sounds like you should have got your BFA, your your.

874
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 5: Husiology biomechanics get baby.

875
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

876
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 5: Well, like it's funny because you can get that degree

877
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 5: or you could get like a five hundred dollars certification

878
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 5: and still train with folks.

879
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 2: So that's what you did.

880
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 5: That's kind of the hustle.

881
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 3: Okay, that's the gag. Is that that gag is it's

882
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 3: fine of us. That's it, And Sally May doesn't hit

883
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 3: you up for it's taken.

884
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 5: In fact, you go, wow, that's so great. You went

885
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 5: to school for this. I got a lot of gay

886
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 5: clients stuff so I gotta go. You have fun talking

887
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 5: about your science.

888
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 2: I gotta get back to it.

889
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 5: Also, part of your part of being a trainer is

890
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 5: like having a rapport and have enough of a personality

891
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 5: that people like I want to work with him.

892
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, literally just selling yourself.

893
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all it is.

894
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 2: But let's get back to that tools.

895
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 5: Let's go.

896
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 2: Let's they got to clean their butt clean? How do you?

897
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 2: How do you thoroughly clean your butt home?

898
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 3: Yeah?

899
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 5: Well there are a couple of devices. Yeah. So there's

900
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 5: also like a bulb like traveling douche that people use.

901
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 5: Some people use water bottles with the with the squirt nozzle,

902
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 5: and some people have an attachment for their shower head

903
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 5: on like the sure Shot or the power shot and

904
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 5: it sprays water up there and it's like a that's

905
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 5: like a thorough power washing for your.

906
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 3: So you just spray water in your but but it

907
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 3: has to be warm, uh, not hot, I mean not

908
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 3: like tepid like you had tested on your wrist.

909
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 4: Like okay, so we so hold on, we're cleaning the

910
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 4: whole rectum.

911
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever washed my.

912
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's usually as long as if your fiber is

913
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 5: on brand. It's so you pl as a pure for

914
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 5: men capsules. They sell products for so much gay sex now,

915
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 5: so what happens so Pure for man is like a

916
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 5: fiber suppingent. It's basically silium husk and it flushes you

917
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 5: out as well. So it just makes you poop for

918
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 5: making poop for hours, and just make sure you do

919
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 5: poop that day, maybe twice that day.

920
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 4: You have to have a good bowel movement before you

921
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,439
Speaker 4: toss salad.

922
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 5: Or okay, well that day, and then you have to

923
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 5: clean up after that as well.

924
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's a two day prep not two days

925
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 3: two steps, because look, if I.

926
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: Take it, might have to eat a no thank you

927
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 2: my lax too late? What if you eating my butt?

928
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's what And.

929
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 5: That's uh, that's a very specific subcategory on porn hub

930
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 5: that I don't necessarily get into.

931
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 2: So I think they're called brown showers.

932
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 5: No, I think, uh, I think as long as you're

933
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 5: like ready, it's cool. I do also understand that some

934
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 5: people it's a it's a massive undertaking.

935
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 3: So you know what I think, anytime a man has

936
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 3: ever tried to toss my salad, I'm uncomfortable.

937
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 2: Because I know I didn't pray. It's like, so, I

938
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 2: don't know.

939
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 5: A tongue can only go so far. So as long

940
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 5: as you got a little bit on the inside and

941
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 5: you clean the and like the foyer and the doors

942
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 5: of the mansions with the tongue. With the tongue, Yeah,

943
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 5: with the penis, that depends on the penis. That depends

944
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 5: on a lot of a lot of factors. Have you

945
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 5: don't have you had to deal with like a surprisingly

946
00:43:59,080 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 5: small joint.

947
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, like this week really it was like, yeah, how

948
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 6: big it is? I don't I don't know that bodybuilding

949
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 6: bodybuilder boo, the pictures that you showed us. I was

950
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 6: about to ask. I was like, are are you inside

951
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 6: right now? But I did not want to do that.

952
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 2: What are you inside?

953
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 5: Are you? Are you verse? Did you talk? No?

954
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 6: No, I'm not topping a bodybuilder. That feels weird.

955
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 5: You have good you have great butts?

956
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 2: Butts?

957
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 6: No, I have no, I have no no desire yet.

958
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're so you just don't top in general?

959
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 5: No, I don't.

960
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 2: And he was like, look at me, look at me

961
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 2: on my butt.

962
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,280
Speaker 5: But you know what, that's a valuable service. Full bottoms

963
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 5: are needed and respected. In this community.

964
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 6: Oh my god, there's many will fall on you.

965
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 5: Well in New York. Yes, but also like, okay, let's

966
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 5: say you're sitting up thinking about Italy. Let's say you're

967
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 5: sitting up a sex party.

968
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 3: You need Okay, you're setting up a sex party. Let's

969
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 3: talk about how one goes about sitting up a sex party.

970
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 3: I was you see how we went from hot boys

971
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 3: summer to like six parties.

972
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: Like.

973
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 5: Summer Pride just happened. The world Pride was insane because

974
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 5: there were a couple of extra million gay dudes in

975
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 5: New York, and those same gay dudes stayed for the

976
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 5: entire week, and then a good portion of them either

977
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 5: went to pee Town or went to Fire Island the

978
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 5: next week. So like we had even more gay dudes

979
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 5: on Fire Island than usual. It was insane.

980
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 2: A bunch of poor gays sleeping on couches.

981
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 5: No, it was some rich gays that were also sleeping

982
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 5: on couches. It was some rich gays every now and

983
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,720
Speaker 5: then you go, man, Yet, actors and dancers are gross,

984
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 5: but doctors and lawyers are disgusting. Wait why well, because

985
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 5: they are like animals, because they're re pressed all day.

986
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 5: Like I get to come on podcasts and talk about

987
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 5: eating as they don't get to do that. They got

988
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:52,240
Speaker 5: to talk about procedure, habeas, corpus, blah blah blah, the exactly.

989
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 5: So when they get to Fire Island, they just got law.

990
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 4: So they just be coming on people's foreheads and maybe.

991
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 5: They're exactly to de prossors for everybody. So like, I

992
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 5: think that what happens is whenever you like back to bottoms,

993
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 5: you need people that are like, no, no, no, I

994
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 5: don't need to top anyone. I just came here to

995
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 5: be of service to everyone in the community.

996
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 4: Exactly, So you're getting the train ran on your ass.

997
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 5: Some of them love it to true.

998
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: Google and Iru absolute it is one way.

999
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 5: Come on, Thomas the tank top.

1000
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 3: I might change my fence. That might be that tank

1001
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 3: top engine. I love your fences gonna be wet goo.

1002
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 5: I want everyone to know that I love just how

1003
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 5: sexually free we are being right now, because like we couldn't.

1004
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 5: Sometimes people get really weird about this ship, like you

1005
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 5: and the being like, oh, you know, we had sex

1006
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 5: with Ball and people like I don't need to hear

1007
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 5: all that. I'm like, because you don't have sex, do

1008
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 5: you not?

1009
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 3: But this is These are conversations that people have with

1010
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 3: their friends. Yes, yes, so this podcast we're friends with

1011
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 3: everybody who's listening.

1012
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 2: To the business.

1013
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 5: We're super friends to Margaret.

1014
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,879
Speaker 3: All friends and at the end of the day, you're

1015
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 3: learning stuff because I did not know about any of this.

1016
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 5: See look at me.

1017
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 2: We're going to Cherry Grove, bitch to see one. Get

1018
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 2: your bag, We're going since I got a faery.

1019
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 5: Pack that that's actually all you can bring in the

1020
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 5: underwear party. You have to have like smaller bags because

1021
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 5: you go and you check your clothing for free, and

1022
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 5: you can't like you don't have any place to put

1023
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 5: your phone. So I was just wearing like, oh your

1024
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 5: shows to look to look for the underwear party was

1025
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 5: Savage was at an ausie bumb look with like a

1026
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 5: pikaboo in the front and a pikaboo in the back, a.

1027
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 2: Pikabu in the front. So the tip was out the

1028
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 2: tip if you just want to show me your dick,

1029
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 2: you can. It is a nice jay. Please show us

1030
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 2: your dick.

1031
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 7: It is.

1032
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 5: It's a nice dick. That was a look for the

1033
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 5: underwear party.

1034
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 2: Ah, you went with the glasses.

1035
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 5: No, I didn't go with the glasses. That was a

1036
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 5: pre that was a pre Look, it looks.

1037
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 2: Great, Jay, what the hell you? Okay we are packing, dude,

1038
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 2: this is not even hard.

1039
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: Can we set levels for it?

1040
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 5: When it makes a noise, a loud bang, yeah, j

1041
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 5: it's it's nice. My boyfriend is bigger.

1042
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 2: Uh so okay, wait, so can you tell us what

1043
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 2: your boyfriend looks like?

1044
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1045
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 2: He on your Instagram?

1046
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I never see you always. You always look single.

1047
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

1048
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 2: I hear from other people that you have dick is

1049
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 2: bigger than yours.

1050
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, m I could see it. Yeah you see it.

1051
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 6: That's the personality.

1052
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, see you you you.

1053
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 2: Pick up on it.

1054
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 5: Skinny tall boys, any tall boys that are kind of meek,

1055
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 5: not like super showy, they always have bigger than expected dicks,

1056
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 5: bigger than expected.

1057
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 2: I'm expected it to be tiny. You could tell you no, no, no,

1058
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 2: I mean you got a lot of like.

1059
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 5: Heavy.

1060
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 2: It does look.

1061
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 5: Like a bag of groceries. You're gonna wear it on

1062
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 5: the produce.

1063
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 2: It's like, well you're gonna have to pay how to

1064
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 2: do that?

1065
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 5: What's the code for the banana? I don't have it

1066
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 5: today my first day. You know that we have like

1067
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 5: house speedos. You guys are getting a lot of looks.

1068
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 5: I'll send these show.

1069
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 2: What's your dick?

1070
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,919
Speaker 1: That's what the dig pick.

1071
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is that's like this is to me.

1072
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 5: I feel like so much of the fun is like

1073
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 5: the reveal and the.

1074
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 4: One of those bit you talk all that ship and

1075
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:44,879
Speaker 4: then when it's time.

1076
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm very like the shadow of it, the suggestion.

1077
00:49:52,120 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 5: Here's the little of this. I mean, that's gonna be show.

1078
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really nice.

1079
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 5: But I pick for pick, pick for pick. But this

1080
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 5: was with the boyfriend took.

1081
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 2: That's your boy that's me.

1082
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 5: That's what the boyfriend took.

1083
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 4: Oh wow, it's hanging yikes, it's not that's not that's

1084
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 4: not that's not hard.

1085
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 5: No, it's not hard.

1086
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 3: That's your dick at rest his big ye wait jay,

1087
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 3: that's insane.

1088
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 5: That's not insane.

1089
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,800
Speaker 2: I have never seen a flaccid dick. But that's like that.

1090
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 5: But that's like also like if I know we're taking

1091
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 5: pictures like it's how you like they have little bit

1092
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 5: like you're not like cold, it's not penis. It's not

1093
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,359
Speaker 5: like outside's chucked in like you've had some you've had

1094
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 5: some time. You know, you're taking these pictures. This wasn't

1095
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 5: a surprise. You a little you, little you, a little

1096
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 5: bit you. You've turned on the idea of the pictures

1097
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 5: made basically were these Marisi dudes, let.

1098
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,479
Speaker 2: Me go to the group chat where the group chat

1099
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 2: where all the nudes live.

1100
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm deleting this. I don't need to,

1101
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,399
Speaker 4: that's fine.

1102
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 2: I got Sydney's news in here too, SOEs.

1103
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 6: Right in front of us from Sydney.

1104
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I.

1105
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 5: Thought Sydney sideboob side Booty shop was. I was like,

1106
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 5: why don't more comics do this?

1107
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 2: And they can?

1108
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 3: They can.

1109
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 2: Everything ain't for everybody. I mean, I gotta go all

1110
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 2: the way off. The news is far.

1111
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 5: I mean you like, there were people just running around

1112
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 5: on the nude beach and fire like. I took an

1113
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 5: Instagram picture. In the background, there's a guy who literally

1114
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 5: walked up to about volleyball game that was going on

1115
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 5: with his dick out and didn't have anything to do

1116
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 5: with volleyball. He's like, what's up you guys, and we

1117
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 5: were like, you just you interrupted their game.

1118
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: Wait, y'all just new nude volleyballing.

1119
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 2: So just Dick's flailing in the sand.

1120
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 5: Here's this was the other video of that booty in

1121
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 5: the background. That guy just walked up to them.

1122
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 2: His butt looks good.

1123
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:58,359
Speaker 1: This a bubble butt.

1124
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,439
Speaker 5: It was a bubble bubble a plate.

1125
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 2: That's a dish.

1126
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: I love.

1127
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 3: I love how great everybody's body is. I'm turned on

1128
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 3: by that. I'm like, Wow, people just work out and

1129
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 3: stomachs are flat.

1130
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 2: And yeah, but that's these young days.

1131
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 5: Body is more for your runs rampant in the gay community.

1132
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 5: So I would let people know that's I don't always

1133
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 5: think that I look great, but I do want people

1134
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 5: to always celebrate what they look like and where they

1135
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 5: are in their journey. You just hooked up with a

1136
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 5: bodybuilder who looks like bam bam, bam bam. But then

1137
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 5: you get to his penis and you're like, oh, okay.

1138
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 5: And while we're not body shaming small penises, I do

1139
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 5: realize that everyone has something going on with them. They're

1140
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 5: not as we.

1141
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 2: Body shaming small penises. That's what we're doing, small piece.

1142
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 5: A small penis. Bottom then like you're fine, but like.

1143
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 4: Look at me, like I'm I'm physically great. But then

1144
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 4: you see my feet and you're like.

1145
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 5: Oh, that's my nude right come through all right have you.

1146
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 5: You know what if you showed those to France, I

1147
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 5: feel like they would pay Haiti their money. Maybe. Wow,

1148
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 5: these are boudoir shot. This is that's like.

1149
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 3: Who were getting, mister picture Sydney Carolina, you have a

1150
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 3: tripod bitch.

1151
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 4: I was trying to do them and if I show

1152
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 4: you the outtakes, you're like.

1153
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 2: Uh, what a strung al you want to see?

1154
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 5: Sydney City can show them?

1155
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1156
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, someone asked me to do a nude comedy show.

1157
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 5: Oh I love that one. These are all so classy.

1158
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 2: Well that's what we woke up. It was Monday morning.

1159
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 5: Were like, let's those are very classy. I want everyone

1160
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 5: to know that these are some of the most classys

1161
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 5: in the world. These bust down, busted open nudes. These

1162
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 5: are like very these are silhouettes. These ain't which is

1163
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 5: a little bit of a little bit of a nipple show, but.

1164
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:57,720
Speaker 3: Also a whisper of pups whisper. Hardly hear whisper because

1165
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 3: you wouldn't don't zoom in since she was looking at

1166
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 3: I was not looking at you like that.

1167
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 4: I was like, this is nice, but.

1168
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,280
Speaker 2: I was like, this will do okay. So you started

1169
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 2: to say if you're planning a sex party, you need

1170
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 2: blank blank Yeah.

1171
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 5: Starting a sex party, you definitely need verse people. You

1172
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 5: need people that want to kind of be the meat

1173
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 5: in the sandwich.

1174
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: You need.

1175
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 2: Sex party like finger food, finger poppets.

1176
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 5: The food is on the invite list. That's what's you

1177
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 5: know what I mean? Like, Ah, it's just and usually

1178
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 5: there at someone else's apartment. Like usually a lot of

1179
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 5: times it's an after party at a big gay event.

1180
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,919
Speaker 5: So like we just have prides, there are a bunch

1181
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 5: of huge circuit parties. Those circuit parties you can't I mean,

1182
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 5: if you wanted to, I guess you could try to

1183
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 5: have sex there, but it's usually just very loud, very dancy.

1184
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 5: The circuit party I went to at the Javid Center,

1185
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 5: the surprise.

1186
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: Jacket is huge. That's so many gays you in.

1187
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 5: Thous than men in there, and three ladies and I

1188
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 5: guarantee you ladies. I heard a guy go, it's a

1189
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 5: lot of girls here. It's a loveless three girl and

1190
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 5: he was like, look at them.

1191
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 6: Too much.

1192
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 5: Missage in the gig community. Who So the surprise guest

1193
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 5: was Brandy. She showed up and sang like three witting

1194
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 5: Houston songs and then they were like, all right, we

1195
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 5: got another guest for you guys. Give it up for

1196
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 5: Beyonce's choreographer. You guys leaned heavy on that first word, Beyonces.

1197
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 4: That's rude, I think actually.

1198
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 5: So that was it.

1199
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 2: The chore Eraport just came out to like shake hands.

1200
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 5: He just know he did Beyonce choreography. But then at

1201
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 5: one point he kind of was like they know this,

1202
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 5: you know, it's just I was like, you can't be

1203
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 5: like just the hits. You ain't even Beyonce. Yeah, but

1204
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 5: so after a party like that, people want to go

1205
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 5: and actually be able to kind of chill a bit

1206
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 5: because the music there is very loud. Everyone's rolling or

1207
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 5: like on g or like just like two mess stop

1208
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 5: to do anything. So you go to like afties whenever

1209
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 5: someone's like I'm going to an aftie, that's like an

1210
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 5: after as an after party, and a lot of times

1211
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 5: gay after after party exactly a lot of time gay

1212
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 5: afties do become very sexual. Would you agree?

1213
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 6: I haven't been these This is so.

1214
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,240
Speaker 2: Well, you need to pump up that button.

1215
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 5: I'm going to say right now, you look like a

1216
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 5: hot seth McFarlane. Do you ever get that.

1217
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,240
Speaker 6: I get like the Matt Damon, like the meaty faces.

1218
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 5: No square jaw, very where you're from.

1219
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 6: I'm from New Jersey, Okay, okay, New Jersey.

1220
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would have shared that.

1221
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 5: Square him up, dude, like you's got a square job,

1222
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 5: square them up, trying to see you know what's on

1223
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 5: the table.

1224
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 3: Attay, you remind me like not saying that her energy

1225
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 3: is like Jay's, but the way Jay is like like

1226
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,720
Speaker 3: slightly aggressive about stuff.

1227
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 4: That's how she is the girl that you had a

1228
00:56:59,440 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 4: crushed one.

1229
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 6: I get it.

1230
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 5: I have a crush on everyone in this room, everyone

1231
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 5: in this room. I first I met Sydney first we

1232
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 5: were We met first at a show because being introduced

1233
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 5: us and I was like, man, I love her set.

1234
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 5: And then I met Marie. One time I met Marie

1235
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 5: on the steps coming off a subway and I like said,

1236
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 5: she was with the boy, and she was like, oh,

1237
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 5: you're gay and I was like, well, you know, I'm queer.

1238
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 5: She was like, you gay because she was with a guy.

1239
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 5: I was like, well, you know, wen't got to get

1240
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 5: into it right now. She's like, okay, bye, because you

1241
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 5: were coming off the subway and I was going down

1242
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 5: into subway, I ask you if you were gay because

1243
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 5: I was wearing like no, because like you knew, but

1244
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 5: like it was one of those things you're like, I

1245
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 5: want to be able to joke with him.

1246
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, because because you Because if you had said

1247
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 3: you were straight, I would not have would have been like.

1248
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 5: No, he's a liar. He's a liar. Are you?

1249
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 2: Are you gay? I don't meet any more straight male friends,

1250
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 2: but more gay friends. So I can go to FT's

1251
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 2: Cherry Grove. Well that's lesbian, yes.

1252
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 5: And then my first time meeting you.

1253
00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,080
Speaker 2: So if you can see how Andree was sitting and

1254
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,959
Speaker 2: presenting himself right.

1255
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 5: Now, he's very Sydney. To answer your question, I do

1256
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 5: flirt a lot and do Slatin dms. If this interview

1257
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 5: has shown any.

1258
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 2: Of you, no, I know that you do. I didn't

1259
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 2: need you to.

1260
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 4: I just wanted to put it on the table to

1261
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 4: know that the community.

1262
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 5: Did you know that? One time someone was like, Jake,

1263
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 5: do you flirt with everyone?

1264
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 2: And I was like what, Yes?

1265
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 5: Who said that?

1266
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 6: Because do you not take it personally?

1267
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 3: No?

1268
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 5: You should take it personally today because I'm here gay

1269
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 5: boys be fu boy. Yes, I didn't wear my Adidas

1270
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 5: skinny track hands and my USI and my over sized

1271
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 5: loose sight heels. I know I didn't wear my my

1272
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 5: Chelsea boots and my hat. I love it when straight

1273
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 5: boys started wearing hats, I was like, oh, so you

1274
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 5: you cheat. I get that's what the hat is for you,

1275
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 5: Grandpa level cheating yo.

1276
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 3: I feel like all men discovered Chelsea boots this past

1277
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 3: winter because everybody has a.

1278
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:02,919
Speaker 5: Click clack, click clack, click clack.

1279
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if they're brand new, I'll do. But like

1280
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 3: after they're just like, I.

1281
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 5: Do I know? Dwayne?

1282
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, because your energy kind of reminds me of like

1283
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 2: a like it up him up.

1284
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 5: We're we're signing. We're signed with the same uh industry

1285
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 5: honk industry tongue, we have the same representation. I love him.

1286
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 5: Congrats Brooklyn not nine. By the way, if he's listening,

1287
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 5: he does. I'm also super nosy and I love people's accomplishments.

1288
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 5: So like whenever people like, how do you know about Larry?

1289
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 5: How do you know about Dwayne? It's my job as

1290
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 5: a comic and as a performer and as a writer

1291
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 5: and as a multi hyphen to be aware of the

1292
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 5: other queer people and black people in my spaces who

1293
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 5: are doing well. So like if I if I seecurly

1294
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 5: not go girls shout out to ms commercial got that

1295
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 5: to fa money, It's because I want to celebrate them.

1296
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 5: When people downplay of ship and you like anigg, I

1297
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 5: don't even know what she does, that's because they hate it.

1298
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 5: They do hateful, they know they they hate it.

1299
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 2: You said in real Mississippi sad every now and then, y'all,

1300
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 2: I get like very.

1301
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 5: Mississippi Mississippi because it's only there's only two syllables to

1302
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 5: people from there, Mississippi.

1303
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 2: Can you tell us anything about Mississippi that you feel

1304
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 2: like people get wrong?

1305
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 5: It's there. They're gay people there. In fact, like a

1306
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 5: lot of gay culture now is just Southern black culture.

1307
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 5: That's why everyone says, y'all. I mean that's why everyone

1308
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 5: RuPaul is a gay black man from Atlanta, So Southern

1309
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 5: gay culture is kind of the barometer for gay culture

1310
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 5: currently in Mississippi is a big part of that. Yeah,

1311
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 5: at a hope. I grew up with straight boys, so

1312
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 5: like I like switch on and off from like very gay.

1313
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 5: Like I'm like, I'm here for a lingo, I'm here

1314
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 5: for the look cis. But and then also be like

1315
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 5: what a do fol what a like just cause that's

1316
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 5: where like I grew up, and like they knew, Like

1317
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 5: growing up, some of homeboys like, man, Jay, we're gonna

1318
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 5: sit this lunch table with the football players, and no

1319
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,919
Speaker 5: one's gonna call you gay. By the way, stop being

1320
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 5: so gay. Like it was a very they were aware

1321
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 5: of it, but they also just like he's funny enough

1322
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 5: that he could stay.

1323
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:02,919
Speaker 2: Were you on the football team?

1324
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 5: Oh no, I played. I trained with the football players

1325
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 5: from January to May. We put on pads. In May,

1326
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 5: I saw someone get hit and I was like, oh

1327
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 5: for real? And then I got hit. I did my

1328
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 5: first backflip, which was also my last backflip, and then

1329
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, this acting ship is

1330
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 5: really a lot more fun. Yeah. I was like, I'm

1331
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 5: gonna stick to this.

1332
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 2: I'm gonna act like I don't want to do football anymore.

1333
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.

1334
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 2: Well, what's next for you?

1335
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 3: What? Like, what's the we talked about your dream goal? Yes,

1336
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 3: hat boys summer, You're going to Miami?

1337
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:32,439
Speaker 2: Where else? What else?

1338
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 5: Going to Miami? Doing my college tour this fall? Oh yeah,

1339
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 5: college tourna.

1340
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 4: Say you can take his to freaking shake Shock.

1341
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 5: After that, oh, I could definitely tell you that Shakeshack

1342
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 5: got something. College checks coming in did a panting at

1343
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 5: that check has not made it, not made it to

1344
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 5: my house. Please Greg Panteen, Procter and Gamble send me

1345
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 5: my money, run him his money. I was on the

1346
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 5: Procter and Gamble flow and a lot of people were like,

1347
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 5: do you like the commercialization of Pride and I was like, yeah,

1348
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 5: because LGBT the B stands for brand. Also give me

1349
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 5: my money. Listen, take back reclaim Pride to commercial. Blah

1350
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 5: blah blah commercial, So pay me. Everyone else you don't

1351
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 5: have to pay them because it is too commercial, but

1352
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 5: me send me my check.

1353
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 2: Doctor and Gamble send that money.

1354
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 5: Where I'm going to be First, I'm going to so

1355
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 5: Sunni Albany. I'm there in August. I'm doing another show

1356
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 5: for them. So shout out to the mega Bus.

1357
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 2: Sponsoring.

1358
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 5: Mega Bus is sponsored me because they pay for travel,

1359
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 5: but they think I'm taking something way more expensive. So

1360
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 5: they're like, you need this much for travel budget. It

1361
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 5: was like, exactly that much. I need even more. You're

1362
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 5: like I need yeah, I need like two fifty. Could

1363
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 5: you like make it three?

1364
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 3: Wow?

1365
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 5: Because it's like the Mega bus is thirty dollars. So

1366
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 5: that's where I'm first, and I go like Michigan State.

1367
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'm trying.

1368
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 5: I'm trying.

1369
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 4: Wait in the material do you do?

1370
01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 2: Is it like what you know?

1371
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 5: The material is? Normally me I talk about being queer,

1372
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 5: I'll talk about being black. I was an educator for

1373
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 5: three years. I was a teacher of record at a

1374
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 5: college campus. I've dealt with hungover eighteen years of records,

1375
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 5: teacher of record. I was a graduate teaching assistant at

1376
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 5: the University of Alabama.

1377
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 4: Is that what we call it?

1378
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've lived so many lives you eat ass Yeah?

1379
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:24,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, a course on it tall, a course on eating

1380
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 5: as it was called, introduction the musical theater for non

1381
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 5: majors and shout out to strange loop back to the

1382
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 5: musical theater, all the way back. It's a strange loop,

1383
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 5: a circle.

1384
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 1: A stranger loop.

1385
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 7: Uh.

1386
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 5: What I'm trying to So shows show show shows.

1387
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,959
Speaker 2: Okay, So you've been with this guy for eight years?

1388
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get married?

1389
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 5: Yes, we're actually getting married in our ten year anniversary.

1390
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 5: So yeah, two more years. But the wedding picks are

1391
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 5: gonna he just ordered a suit for a wedding, and

1392
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 5: I was like, this is what you got for someone

1393
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 5: else's wedding. I don't know what you're gonna wear to ours.

1394
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,439
Speaker 5: So I'm wearing a dress. He's probably also wearing a dress.

1395
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 5: I can wear white because chocolate skin looks good. No,

1396
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm very excited to marry him. Also, you

1397
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 5: get to New York and you just start wasting money,

1398
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 5: so you start you go, we gotta save for this wedding. Yeah, ship,

1399
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:20,920
Speaker 5: we have been saving.

1400
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 2: What kind of y'all gonna do something like a destination thing?

1401
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 5: Thinking? We're actually really thinking Alabama because it's easier for

1402
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 5: his family and my family, and because he was Darren

1403
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 5: praying for right.

1404
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 2: A white Southern dead he paid.

1405
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 5: For a game. Shout out to Bill Gibbons, my soon

1406
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 5: to be father and.

1407
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 2: Robin's friend.

1408
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 5: He loves my set, he loves my jokes. He's a

1409
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:48,959
Speaker 5: good dude.

1410
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 2: You guys are in a cute place.

1411
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:55,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, really good and nephews love each other.

1412
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 3: Okay, so what are you gonna wear to the wedding?

1413
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 3: Which your dream? If money was not an option, what's.

1414
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 5: The mo And it wasn't an option? Probably, like I'd

1415
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 5: actually pull off one of these people that have been

1416
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:08,000
Speaker 5: trying to do the harness tom Ford, I.

1417
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 4: Do that right now.

1418
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 5: I would actually try to pull that off. Also like

1419
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 5: two looks, so definitely like walk down the out look

1420
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 5: in a reception look, maybe even like uh and leave. Yeah,

1421
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 5: so three looks for the wedding is ideal, and for

1422
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 5: the rehearsal dinner, something like a bit stunty as well

1423
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 5: a little some Billy Porter. No, but see, I like

1424
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 5: Billy Porter loves big trains, and I don't like big train, right,

1425
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 5: I don't need a big train.

1426
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,200
Speaker 3: But if you take out like because I've been seeing

1427
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 3: a lot of the new pose ads and he looks

1428
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,479
Speaker 3: great in all of those.

1429
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he does love I don't need a train.

1430
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 5: I don't. I just I don't. I mean Google chootoo

1431
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 5: that kind of train. Yes. But as far as like.

1432
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:54,040
Speaker 1: You got to have a little after after the part.

1433
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:02,440
Speaker 5: Shake you can come and shake shot. I'm trying to

1434
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 5: see some shake shack.

1435
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 2: You should have been the flirting expert or the butt

1436
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,120
Speaker 2: expert or just yeah, I want to see.

1437
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:23,640
Speaker 5: Dixie, what up? Dixie? Yon says, the thing that happened

1438
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 5: at that thing that was okay, so I saw gay

1439
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 5: guys at that big party, the Wee party at the

1440
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 5: Javid Center on Fire Island, and I would be like,

1441
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 5: I'm so sick of seeing the same gays. I was like,

1442
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 5: how do I see you at a party for the

1443
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 5: ten thousand people and at this party and then the house.

1444
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:44,000
Speaker 5: So sometimes you think things can be like anonymous and

1445
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 5: fun and care free, and they and then you see

1446
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 5: them also you go wow, you really just keep looking worse.

1447
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,160
Speaker 2: This is my third time.

1448
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,680
Speaker 3: That's that's my fear, is that, like when someone sees

1449
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 3: me for the first time, they're like, oh my god,

1450
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 3: and then by the third time on the train, they're like,

1451
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 3: oh wow, you.

1452
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 5: Buzzy just like this train, Like both of you guys

1453
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:10,040
Speaker 5: are just stunning. And they're not enough. They're not enough

1454
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 5: people in our industry that take pride in like serving

1455
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:14,200
Speaker 5: looks like just try.

1456
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 3: They're coming together. Now you realize you're coming together, but

1457
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 3: they also are you.

1458
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,720
Speaker 5: Guys getting them together? Are you guys getting them together?

1459
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 2: You see?

1460
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 4: Truly we started something that we'll see if they can finish.

1461
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't really have much faith in them, but

1462
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 2: let them eat cake.

1463
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 5: We saw the photos and you guys don't know how

1464
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 5: smart that is. That was a Marie Antoinette quote from

1465
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:44,320
Speaker 5: do you guys understand the connection? France Haitian there and I.

1466
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 2: Was just there.

1467
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 1: Baby.

1468
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:46,920
Speaker 2: Let the meat cake.

1469
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 5: Google jamfel Google jampell.

1470
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 2: Let them money Google.

1471
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1472
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 3: I mean I think that I love that you came

1473
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 3: in to do this episode and we did it this

1474
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 3: way because we've been talking about Hot Girl Summer.

1475
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 2: We've been talking about.

1476
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 5: Hot Girl Summer.

1477
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:12,640
Speaker 2: Pray ho and Hi pray.

1478
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what that's always a verse.

1479
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,559
Speaker 2: That's the movie that I want to watch ray.

1480
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 3: But also like I feel like when you are doing

1481
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 3: what is what feels right to you, other people can

1482
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,639
Speaker 3: notice that and it attracts.

1483
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:28,519
Speaker 2: It makes you more attractive to people.

1484
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,799
Speaker 5: Can you be honest? If you see someone on stage,

1485
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,599
Speaker 5: there's always that one second where you go something right,

1486
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:37,559
Speaker 5: they lied about something, something is false something. There are

1487
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 5: pretenses here.

1488
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 3: But you're living your life and you're living your truth,

1489
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:43,240
Speaker 3: and you're showing people that you can have a hot

1490
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:48,559
Speaker 3: boys summer, be in a full relationship interracial eight year

1491
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,720
Speaker 3: relationship with a big dick white man, and.

1492
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:57,120
Speaker 4: You could be working funny doing the do attract.

1493
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,599
Speaker 3: You're telling us that you could be black and gay

1494
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 3: and cute and have body and booked.

1495
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,600
Speaker 5: This is wow, We're not just.

1496
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 2: Nice to anybody else that actually we want you to

1497
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:12,360
Speaker 2: pay for this.

1498
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 5: They heard college shows. We're like wait a minute, I said, well.

1499
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 1: They sending you money for the bus you did that.

1500
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 2: I was like, I know you got a lot of

1501
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:23,639
Speaker 2: money left over.

1502
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,120
Speaker 1: You take that bus right than.

1503
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,280
Speaker 5: The Mega bus to Albany is definitely one of those

1504
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 5: experience where you like, just get to the show, just

1505
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:30,639
Speaker 5: get to the show.

1506
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 2: To get to this. Didn't you take a bus to Canada?

1507
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:34,320
Speaker 3: It was I took a bus to Canada and I

1508
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 3: went it was so long that I was like halfway through.

1509
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm ready to just turn back.

1510
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:41,040
Speaker 4: It's fine.

1511
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:44,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had to take the megabus from Philly after

1512
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,000
Speaker 5: my good good show, like good good theater amazing. But

1513
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:49,680
Speaker 5: you know what happened. I took the bus, but like

1514
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:50,720
Speaker 5: the bus super late.

1515
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:51,320
Speaker 1: I was like.

1516
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:54,360
Speaker 5: A guy got on it with a dog, a full

1517
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:58,000
Speaker 5: sized dog on the leash, and the bus driver was like,

1518
01:09:58,680 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 5: he got a ticket.

1519
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 2: You get a ticket too.

1520
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:06,599
Speaker 3: I was like, that's he had to sit in the seat.

1521
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 3: I was like, imagine you got a ticket. I mean

1522
01:10:10,479 --> 01:10:13,680
Speaker 3: not on my bus. I'd be like, actually, people with

1523
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:17,720
Speaker 3: small butts and men under five seven can't come on

1524
01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 3: this boo.

1525
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 5: No, sure, sure. Someone got mad about short gaze the

1526
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,800
Speaker 5: other day. They were like, they were like no, they

1527
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,640
Speaker 5: were like, you know all these short gate jokes on

1528
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:30,600
Speaker 5: on Twitter and Facebook. They're toxic, and someone's like you

1529
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:33,800
Speaker 5: you you understand, we wouldn't know you were short if

1530
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:38,200
Speaker 5: you hadn't posted this. We can't tell how tall you

1531
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 5: are from your abby.

1532
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:43,320
Speaker 2: But still short gase is still good dick down, so

1533
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:43,840
Speaker 2: it don't matter.

1534
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:45,240
Speaker 5: Shorts get destroyed.

1535
01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:45,639
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1536
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:49,679
Speaker 5: Oh and they love it you throw them around. He's

1537
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 5: literally a little polly pocket.

1538
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jay love a bullet buck. But the problem is,

1539
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,439
Speaker 2: I gotta get out of here, Saul. Jay, please tell

1540
01:10:57,479 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 2: the people where they can find you.

1541
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:01,639
Speaker 5: You can find me on all the social media at

1542
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:04,160
Speaker 5: Jay Jorden all one word j A Y j U

1543
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:07,480
Speaker 5: R D e N. That's on Instagram, Twitter, and on Facebook.

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Speaker 5: You can so you can also catch me. I don't

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Speaker 5: know my next show coming up. I think I'm on

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Speaker 5: you guys. This show.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, The Knitting Factory on Sundays every Sunday, nine pm.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna not be on this, but this is Sydney,

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Speaker 2: this episode.

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Speaker 5: You gotta get how time works.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, fan freakantastic Jay, Thank you for being here,

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Speaker 3: having being queer.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for flirting with Andrew because I like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: what's undoing them? But Andy damn Drew. Okay.

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Speaker 3: So, if anybody has some sexy silhouette news they want

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Speaker 3: to send experts.

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Speaker 2: Send it to us. We won't repost them.

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Speaker 3: But like you just want to see you, just show us,

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Speaker 3: show us your angles, where are you at, how the

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Speaker 3: light hits your back?

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Speaker 2: Only if you're not a green bubble phone. Don't send

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Speaker 2: us no news.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to see nudes on an Android.

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Speaker 3: We're all set, don't know they no matter how clear

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Speaker 3: photo it's pixelated.

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Speaker 4: We're set.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but Google No, Thanks bye guy, bye bye.

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Speaker 5: For This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced

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Speaker 5: by Brett Boham, Joe ccilio, and Alex Ramsey. For more

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Speaker 2: Or wherever you get your podcasts.

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