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Speaker 1: On today's show, we'll tell you why the time has

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Speaker 1: come for the Cowboys to bench Dack for Trey Lance.

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Speaker 1: Let's go world the intro, Y and go your life

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Speaker 1: from Philly.

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Speaker 2: It's the number one ring in Polly and Tony Fools

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Speaker 2: Go Show, Yo Yo, Yo's always Polly Fools Go here

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Speaker 2: with Tony Fosco and Tony Yo Huge show today.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait burning up the playoffs Ego five and zero.

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Speaker 1: Look at the teams they've beat this yet, Tony. All

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Speaker 1: recent super Bowl winners, right Yims, Buccaneers, Patriots, just the

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Speaker 1: best of the best. That's all you gotta know, exactly.

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Speaker 1: And on the other end of the NFC East, the

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Speaker 1: Cowboys and Giants just totally imploding right before our eyes, exactly,

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Speaker 1: just like the Heisenberg. Yeah, and you know, being a

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Speaker 1: good sportsman, Yeah, you know, we're gonna do these teams

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Speaker 1: fix all their problems. Today, we're also going to discuss

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Speaker 1: Bowl champ with the Giants, albeit as a kicker, so

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Speaker 1: exactly take that with the grainness. He last time he

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Speaker 1: was on the show, he tried to convince us that

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Speaker 1: Daniel Jones was a good quarterback. So we'll see what

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Speaker 1: he has to say for himself. Now, Lawrence Tynes will

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Speaker 1: be joining us. Yeah, and it's likely gonna be the

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Speaker 1: second times we kick him off the show, yep. And

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Speaker 1: waste no more time and get right into a top

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Speaker 1: story story. First out the Gate Cowboys totally blown out

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Speaker 1: by the forty nine Ers forty two to ten after

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Speaker 1: a bittiful three interception performance by Doc Prescott and Toni.

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Speaker 1: This just proves once again what we've been saying for

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Speaker 1: months now. Yeah, Cowboys want to beat the forty nine ers,

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Speaker 1: they have to start Trey Lance. Isn't that right?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely? It's so simple when you break it down. You

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Speaker 3: see Dak Prescott keeps throwing the ball to plays on

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Speaker 3: the forty nine ers. And if there's one thing we

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Speaker 3: know about Trey Lance by studying his film from last season,

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Speaker 3: it's that he's basically incapable of throwing the ball to

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Speaker 3: forty nine ers. It's like when he sees a player

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Speaker 3: in a red and gold uniform, he throws it as

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Speaker 3: far away from them as humanly possible. So that's why

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Speaker 3: he's a perfect fit for the Cowboys.

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Speaker 1: Great point, Tony, and you know what you're talking about

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Speaker 1: starting Trey Lance against the forty nine ers. You also

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Speaker 1: have to consider the psychological advantage, Yet, don't you.

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Speaker 3: One hundred percent? You know, someone I know once told

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Speaker 3: me about a book I haven't read called The Aught

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Speaker 3: of War by the great ancient finger Shang Sung. And

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Speaker 3: in that book, he apparently says, to beat your opponent,

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Speaker 3: you must confuse your opponent. If the Cowboys decide to

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Speaker 3: start Trey Lance, the forty nine ers will be totally confused.

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Speaker 1: They'll be like, wait, why did they trade for that

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Speaker 1: shitty guy who used to play for us? It makes

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Speaker 1: no sense. What are they up to? I can't focus

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Speaker 1: terrific psychological analysis that Dony. But you know from ritten headlines,

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Speaker 1: it looks like the Cowboys have no intentions of moving

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Speaker 1: off Dak. You know, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones the other

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Speaker 1: day he showed his faith and Dak by saying, quote,

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Speaker 1: Dak Prescott is a quarterback that can get us to

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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. And you know, Dony, A lot of

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Speaker 1: people are coming out saying this is a bunch of bowl.

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Speaker 1: But Jerry's not wrong, is he?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: If you look at the stats, you'll see that Dak can,

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Speaker 1: in fact get the.

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Speaker 3: Cowboys to the Super Bowl. Just listen to these numbers.

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Speaker 3: There are fifty three players on the Cowboys roster along

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Speaker 3: with twelve coaches. The average Super Bowl ticket costs eight

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Speaker 3: hundred and thirty seven dollars, so that means getting the

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Speaker 3: costs approximately six hundred and seventy one thousand, nine hundred

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Speaker 3: super Bowl won't be an issue for Dak.

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Speaker 1: Such terrific mathematical analysis, Tony, And you know, now we

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Speaker 1: move to another quarterback struggling in the NFC East. Daniel

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Speaker 1: Jones is taking tons of heat after the Giants brutal

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Speaker 1: one in four start. You know, thanks to Matt Jones.

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Speaker 1: Daniel Jones is not even the best you'll be with

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Speaker 1: the last name Jones. True. Now, you know a lot

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Speaker 1: of people they're blaming the Giants offensive line here, which

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Speaker 1: is forced head coach Brian Dable to come out and

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Speaker 1: those guys have worked their tails off at practice, and Tony,

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Speaker 1: he just highlights the problem right now, That doesn't it.

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Speaker 3: Brian Dabeles should know the last thing you want is

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Speaker 3: your offensive lineman to work too hard in practice, because

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Speaker 3: they'll get in great shape and lose weight. What you

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Speaker 3: want is your offensive lineman to be as fat and

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Speaker 3: immovable as possible.

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Speaker 1: The fatter the better.

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Speaker 3: I mean, just look at Street Fight at two e

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Speaker 3: he was unstoppable.

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Speaker 1: Such a terrific example that, Dony, and you know, finally

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Speaker 1: moving to another one in four team, Bill Belichick on

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Speaker 1: They're now the worst team in the NFL, so bad

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Speaker 1: that they make the New York Jets look like the

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Speaker 1: eighty five Bears. I've got, Dony. It's so sad to

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Speaker 1: see a legend like Belichick go out this way, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 3: I hate to say it, but at the end of

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Speaker 3: the day, this is all people are gonna remember about

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Speaker 3: Bill Belichick. It won't be the six Super Bowl wins

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Speaker 3: as a defensive coordinator. It will, unfortunately be the loss

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Speaker 3: to the New Orleans Saints and.

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Speaker 1: Derek Carr in Week five. You know, I really hope

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Speaker 1: this doesn't affect his chances of getting into Canton. But

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Speaker 1: right now, it sadly does look that way. Absolutely. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, you look at other legends who hung around

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Speaker 1: too long. You know, when people ask me to name

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Speaker 1: movies directed by Clint Eastwood, the only one that comes

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Speaker 3: Same here, Frankly, I can't even remember one other movie

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Speaker 3: he even made.

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Speaker 1: You know me neither. Did he do some boxing movie

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Speaker 1: or something like that? No, that was Sylvester Stallone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're right anyway. All right, well let's just move on

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Speaker 1: cause I see our guests, these are coming on the line,

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Speaker 1: so let's bring him on the Fusco Satellite Network, fust

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Speaker 1: Satellite the world. All right, this guy is a two

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Speaker 1: time Super Bowl champ with the Giants, albeit as a kicker,

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Speaker 1: so you're not that impressive exactly so, but you know,

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Speaker 1: on that note, according to Wikipedia, he is the only

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Speaker 1: player in NFL history to kick two game winning overtime

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Speaker 1: field goals in the playoffs. So if you're out there

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Speaker 1: still wondering how a Q'll be like Eli Manning won

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Speaker 1: so many playoff games, well here's your answer right here.

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Speaker 1: You look, you're looking at him times welcome back to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 4: Easy, easy, when you address my quarterback, don't.

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Speaker 1: Set off a problem. This is already, Lawrence, Lawrence, let

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Speaker 1: me help you. Let me Lawrence. You're very denial. You're

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Speaker 1: in denial. You know. You see you see a quarterback

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Speaker 1: wearing a Giants uniform. You think he's Joe Montana. Look

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Speaker 1: last year, around this time, you came on the show

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Speaker 1: and you furiously defended Daniel Jones and you said, as

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Speaker 1: you're trying to say now, that he was a good quarterback.

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Speaker 1: So are you here to admit that you're a dumbass?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 4: Still still a good quarterback? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Have anyone? You don't have anybody blocking for him. It's

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Speaker 4: like you too, like you two guys blocking for him.

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Speaker 1: You're the one blocking for him. Bro, no accountability.

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Speaker 4: He won a playoff game. We want a playoff game.

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Speaker 4: How'd your Eagles do in the playoffs?

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Speaker 1: We just came back from we went to the super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, this is I think this is a problem,

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Speaker 1: the same as the gitized.

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Speaker 4: Can't wait to see the championship ring.

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Speaker 1: You know, let me give you some advice. Just do

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Speaker 1: what kickers do, you know, go sit on the bench,

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Speaker 1: and wait your turn. Sit quietly, and you'll bring you

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Speaker 1: in when we feel we need you, which won't be

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Speaker 1: a lot, but we will. Yeah. I think your problem here, Lawrence,

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Speaker 1: is that you never actually played with a good quarterback,

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Speaker 1: you know, with Eli Manning, So maybe you just don't

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Speaker 1: know what a good quarterback looks like.

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Speaker 4: If you, guys, say another word about Eli Manny, wow,

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Speaker 4: I'll find you in your little hut wherever you live,

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Speaker 4: your little on air hostage station.

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Speaker 1: Take those trophies behind your ears, yeah, over your head, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: here we go.

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Speaker 4: I don't need to say anything. The man got us

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Speaker 4: two of these, two of these two the.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing. You helped him get those. You cover

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Speaker 1: it exactly, his terribleness. Don't you kill you? Don't you

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Speaker 1: feel like you committed fraud in a way.

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Speaker 4: He's super Bowl MVP two games to two games, super

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Speaker 4: Bowl MVP.

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Speaker 1: Well I heard that Dominion handled the voting on that one.

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Speaker 4: How sale it hurts do last year he gets super

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Speaker 4: Bowl MVP.

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Speaker 1: He scored more points than the Chiefs, scored more touchdowns

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Speaker 1: in that one. Eli did in every post.

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Speaker 4: These job he lost, just like everybody else did.

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Speaker 1: Nope, Nope, The rest and the grass. But that's another

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Speaker 1: story told on just the moment. He don't kickers actually

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Speaker 1: want that QBS to be because then that team can't

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Speaker 1: get to the end zone and the kicker, you, the kicker,

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Speaker 1: you get to kick more field goals. Isn't that the

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Speaker 1: way it works? Yeah, that's the reason we know who

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Speaker 1: you are.

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Speaker 4: You want to kick extra points? What do you mean

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Speaker 4: field goals?

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Speaker 1: Fields?

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Speaker 4: Almost want to end a drive with a kick, whether

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Speaker 4: it's a pun field goal or a pat. That's how

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Speaker 4: you want to end all drives. I would prefer pats

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Speaker 4: are worth more than threes. If you guys went the

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Speaker 4: math up there in Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: This guy thinks he's a football genius, Tony. I mean,

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Speaker 1: the other day on Twitter you were lecturing everybody about

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Speaker 1: medicine and science. You wrote that the Daniel Jones injury

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Speaker 1: was caused by the tush push. So let me just

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Speaker 1: Mobile Boys. All right, that is the East. You know, Dak?

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Speaker 4: Trey Lance has only started like ten more games than

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Speaker 4: I did in college. He's just not very good. Why

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Speaker 1: But hold on? You think Daniel Jones is better than

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Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely, Daniel Jones top ten, top ten in the NFL, easy.

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Speaker 1: In what taking sacks? The guy's as mobile as a glacier.

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Speaker 4: How many quarterbacks have won two Super Bowls and two

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you? Do you have like posters of

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Speaker 4: That's a personal question and I won't answer.

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Speaker 4: Can't I could just call him and tell him that.

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Speaker 1: How often do you call Eli? What do you say, Hey, Eli,

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Speaker 1: thank you for sucking so much because that way I

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Speaker 1: How often do you call him? But how often does

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Speaker 4: You know, come to think of it, Come to think

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. They maybe he's maybe he's not really my friend. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to tie a ledge between you, though,

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Speaker 1: Was that you? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: That was me?

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Speaker 1: Okay when it was the Super Bowl and you know

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Speaker 4: Probably me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So want don't you? Why don't you call

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Speaker 1: I need you to stop pogging all the glory. Jerk. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I should be on the Manning cast, not you.

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Speaker 4: Which I've never been on. They've had kickers on, Adam Vinettieri, Mackle,

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Speaker 1: Eli Manning. You're saying he's your bff and all this,

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Speaker 4: Listen, I thought we were friends and you guys are

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Speaker 4: making me feel bad.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, look, let me just let's do some healing

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Speaker 1: right now. Lawrence look at the camera and say to Eli,

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Speaker 4: That you go ahead, Eli, we had a wonderful run together.

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Speaker 4: But as I sit in retirement and think about what

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Speaker 4: come out with a public statement via Twitter X. What

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Speaker 1: Keep going?

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Speaker 4: And this is why I am the only reason you

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Speaker 4: this is I demanded an appearance on this show, on

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Speaker 1: With your brother. Horrific message that certainly will not be

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Speaker 4: Have me on there when the Giants are playing. I

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Speaker 1: We have the decency to have you on our show.

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Speaker 1: on such a role, Lawrence. Let me ask you to

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Speaker 1: do one more thing. I'm gonna help you here. Why

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Speaker 1: do you just come and admit that the giants are

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Speaker 1: in the toilet for one reason? And that reason they're

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Speaker 1: in the toilet is that Daniel Jones takes a giant

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Speaker 1: dump every Sunday. Just go ahead and admit I won't

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Speaker 1: do it.

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Speaker 4: I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I can't.

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Speaker 4: I don't think they're in the toilet.

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Speaker 1: We're helping you. Where are where are they?

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Speaker 4: They're just they're just sat down, but they're not in

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Speaker 1: You're about to be in the toilet, in the toilet

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Speaker 1: and we're got the flush. You doubt it? Guess what

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Speaker 1: you're kicked off this show? Yeah? Times is up, this show,

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Speaker 1: times is up, this show Pipes is he off the line? Jay?

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Speaker 1: Hang up the You know this just proves that nobody

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the last times he's ever coming on this show.

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Speaker 1: Good one, donty. Anyway, We're not gonna let him ruin

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Speaker 1: what was a terrific show all around. Now, of course

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Speaker 5: Corrections?

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Speaker 1: What? Hurry up? First?

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Speaker 5: You said the Patriots are the worst team in the NFL.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, clearly. Yeah, the record is.

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Speaker 5: One in four. The Caroline Panthers haven't won a game.

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Speaker 5: They're zero and five. That makes them the worst team

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you remind me of a panther because

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Speaker 1: you're a big puppy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you should adopt the panther because it's the only

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Speaker 3: way you'll get some putty. Yeah, you're doing.

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Speaker 5: You said Dak Prescott is making forty million dollars this

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Speaker 5: year overpaid.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's his average annual salary this year. He's

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Speaker 5: only making thirty one million. You should try to do research

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Speaker 5: and looking these things up before the show.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I will. I'll research how to bury a body.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and a few hours you're going to be looking

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Speaker 3: up at dirt. Yea you donny God, thank you. Let's

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Speaker 3: get Addie here with don hurry up.

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Speaker 5: You said the giants offensive lineman would be better if

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Speaker 5: they worked out less and got fatter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, good reasoning science, bro.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, No, athlete gets better by not exercising and being

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know what shape you're about to

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Speaker 1: be in a rectangle made of wood. Yeah, don't worry,

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Speaker 1: You'll get plenty of exercise when I chase you with

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going. He's showing down Tony next week. Just

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Speaker 1: booked on the show. Super Bowl legend Eagles hero Nick Foles. Wow,

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Speaker 3: Great job as always, Same to you, Bully, another flawless show.

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