WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 7

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary, I swear to god, Scary picks up more women

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<v Speaker 2>when he does. Is Michael Oppenheimer impersonation.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone asked me to do Oppenheimer in the bedroom once.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk to me like Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that person is a sick Oh's crazy. The email

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<v Speaker 2>coming into our studio says, I want you to phone

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<v Speaker 2>tap as many people in my family as you can,

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<v Speaker 2>because I love your phone taps.

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<v Speaker 3>My aunt, my uncle, my grandmother.

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<v Speaker 2>They all live together, and they all hate telemarketers. They'll

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<v Speaker 2>lie through their false teeth just to get those people

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<v Speaker 2>off the phone. Please have Michael Oppenheimer call and harass

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<v Speaker 2>them to the best of his ability. You'll love the result,

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<v Speaker 2>especially for my grandma. She's got the shortest temper of all.

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<v Speaker 2>This comes from Garrett Michael Oppenheimer. Today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Animal League.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you doing today, Miss fine?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>We have the.

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<v Speaker 4>Adopted pet bananzare going on here? We have a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of pets that need some homes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm not really interested. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>We have Don Tippet.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, good after.

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<v Speaker 3>This is mister michaelap And with our Animal League. How

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<v Speaker 3>are you doing Today's there? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just call up?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? I did. No, we're not animal friendly.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, okay, we must.

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<v Speaker 4>We must have gotten disconnected. We have the adopted pet

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<v Speaker 4>bananza going on today.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure we're not animal friendly?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but maybe you can be friendly after this phone calls?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want a dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, this is mister Michael whoever it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have this trace.

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<v Speaker 3>Miss.

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<v Speaker 1>You keep calling me. I'm telling you you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be in big trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>We have dogs availab don't care what you have available?

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<v Speaker 1>Pal? Okay, stop bothering me.

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<v Speaker 3>These dogs need homes.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe you need a home.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a dog or a cat?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to adopt a dog or a cat?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Would you like to?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Then go get one alone, because if you call one?

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<v Speaker 1>What time? I'll have your trade? Miss?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you about our annual tactacular blowout?

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<v Speaker 2>Sail?

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<v Speaker 3>Care what you have?

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<v Speaker 1>Shove them?

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<v Speaker 3>We have dogs?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Openham with

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<v Speaker 4>Animal League. How what are you doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>Man, I'm sorry. I cannot talk with you right, Yes

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<v Speaker 1>you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Won't you take a couple of minutes out of your

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<v Speaker 3>day so we could talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>About our annual Excuse me, sir, Yes, you have called

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<v Speaker 1>this number four times. I'm not interested in what you

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<v Speaker 1>have to ask me, and take my phone number off

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<v Speaker 1>your mailing list. I'll report you to the do not Call.

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<v Speaker 3>We cannot do that at this time.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, Please get me off the hang up on this wire.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm waiting an emergency goal we have adopted, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not interested. Do you understand, mister Oppenheim, and why I

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<v Speaker 1>am not interested? I have analogy in this house. We

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<v Speaker 1>are all allergic to pets.

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<v Speaker 3>You take medicine for the allergy.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about my medicine.

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<v Speaker 3>We want to tell you about our dogs on debit.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>We got cats on credit.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need your credit with cats.

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<v Speaker 3>We have reptiles for rent. Maybe you have a son

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<v Speaker 3>that likes it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't have any more sons living with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Does somebody want to play with an iguana?

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<v Speaker 1>Not that I know of.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we have pubreads starting at three hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>May I have your phone number. I can call you back.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, not at this time. We are at a

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<v Speaker 3>central office.

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<v Speaker 1>Me yes's central office? And who do you represent?

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<v Speaker 3>Were located in a central office in Idaho?

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<v Speaker 1>In Idaho. Well you should go back to Idaho and

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<v Speaker 1>bother the people in Idaho because I can't be bothered

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<v Speaker 1>any longer.

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<v Speaker 3>We can schedule an appointment for you.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got the wrong number, wrong address. I do not

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<v Speaker 1>have a dog. I have at allergy to dogs, and

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<v Speaker 1>I wish we'd stop using this number. Take it off

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<v Speaker 1>your list, please, Okay, I haven't do not call on

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<v Speaker 1>my phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh we don't respect it do not call.

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<v Speaker 1>Policy, but you have to respect it, sir. What is

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<v Speaker 1>your name?

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<v Speaker 3>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oppenheimer? And who gives you the right to go into

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<v Speaker 1>people's phones and hold it up when I'm waiting an

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<v Speaker 1>emergency call. I yesd you to get off the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>You've called is six times.

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<v Speaker 3>But we have here's the thing that we have.

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<v Speaker 1>No thing. Get off the wire and leave my phone

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<v Speaker 1>number alone.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your name?

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<v Speaker 1>It's none of your business with my name is okay, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to look it up in the computer. Here, hold

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<v Speaker 3>on to take.

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<v Speaker 1>A look care no goodbye, good bye bye.

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<v Speaker 3>But this list is good bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello. Listen to me. Yes, would you please get off

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<v Speaker 1>my phone? This is an emergency home. If you have

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<v Speaker 1>called me for six times, you say you know my name,

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<v Speaker 1>you say you know my number. I do not want

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<v Speaker 1>any dogs. I can't contribute to the dogs. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a strict husband here, and if you don't stop harassing me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to call the police on you.

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<v Speaker 3>Misattracted.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to stop this.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop misattracted Smith.

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<v Speaker 1>Calling, stop calling my name.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm being calm. I'm being calm.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going calm. You're tying up my phone for the

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<v Speaker 1>last half hours. How are you to do this?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm mister Michael.

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<v Speaker 4>Offenheimer, and all I want to do is just tell

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<v Speaker 4>you about adopted pat New Year's bonanza going on.

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<v Speaker 3>You stop it, miss attracted Smith. All I want to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you everything must go.

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<v Speaker 1>Get off off phone.

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<v Speaker 3>An annual liquidation sale that comes only once a year.

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<v Speaker 1>You're holding up my phone for emergency servers. It's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to report it to the police.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I've got to get the police.

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<v Speaker 4>We have pure bread starting at three hundred dollars and

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<v Speaker 4>mixed breeds at two hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, oh yes, missus Smith, please, missus Scary Jones, and you've.

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<v Speaker 1>Been phone to these people. Should not give people heart

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<v Speaker 1>attacks on the other side of the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Your grandson Garrett put us up to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, well, I just reported him to the police.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he in trouble?

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<v Speaker 1>A joke? My grandson, Your grandson Andy.

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 4>This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 4>all participates.

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show