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Speaker 1: into the show for a second date update from a
Speaker 1: friend of the program, somebody who's been on a few times.
Speaker 1: There's that noise. Get what that means. That means that
Speaker 1: hail Storm is back. Yeah, what's up, Hailstorm? What's going on? Oh?
Speaker 1: I miss you, guys. I haven't talked to you and
Speaker 1: so off tho it's been a while. Like Dad on
Speaker 1: the show, Haley, everybody just makes fun of you afterwards.
Speaker 1: I don't Oh my god, Storm. If you are unfamiliar
Speaker 1: with who Haley is, she goes by Hailstorm. She's been
Speaker 1: on the show a few times before. She's had some
Speaker 1: problems with like some photographer dudes trying to take her
Speaker 1: picture for Instagram. We helped her out with that, and
Speaker 1: now she wants to do a second date update. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, you guys, I think I found him, Like,
Speaker 1: I really like this guy and he's not a photographer.
Speaker 1: That is the first smart thing you've done in a while.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you've moved on from the photographers. What does
Speaker 1: this guy do? Well, he is a bartender. His name
Speaker 1: is Derek Hot. Oh my gosh, you guys, how did
Speaker 1: you meet Derek? So I went to this bar with
Speaker 1: my girls and he was a bartender there, and he
Speaker 1: was like giving me three drinks all night. He gave
Speaker 1: me like three red bulls of vodka and like three
Speaker 1: cranberry vodka and three diet coke and vodka. Like he
Speaker 1: really like he was like the vodka ferry all night. Hayley,
Speaker 1: before we get any further, please tell me that you
Speaker 1: guys actually went out on a first date and this
Speaker 1: isn't what you consider your first date with him? Well
Speaker 1: later on, it was the first date later that night. Okay, Like,
Speaker 1: hold on, let me tell the story. Okay, First of all,
Speaker 1: I like have to describe him because he's like so hot.
Speaker 1: He looks like he could be in a band because
Speaker 1: he has all these like tattoos on his arms, like
Speaker 1: he looks like so tough, and like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: she's so hot. Okay, did you get a lot of
Speaker 1: time to talk to him at the bar while he
Speaker 1: was giving you free drinks or was it just busy
Speaker 1: and spared? He was like really busy, but like he
Speaker 1: kept checking in on me and like he would like
Speaker 1: wink at me or like touch my hand when he
Speaker 1: was giving me the drink. So he was just seeing
Speaker 1: like very blarny, like very sweet and just super into me,
Speaker 1: which like I can't blame him stuff like yeah, I will,
Speaker 1: I do applaud your confidence, Haley, thank you. Anyway, after
Speaker 1: like my girls were like all space and like musily
Speaker 1: and so they left and I stayed because I was
Speaker 1: just like ready to hang out with this boy, ready
Speaker 1: to pounce on the bartender. Had he asked you to
Speaker 1: hang out at that point or were you just lurking
Speaker 1: and hoping that he was going to Well, he saw
Speaker 1: them starting to leave and he was like you're not leaving,
Speaker 1: are you? And I was like, no, of course not,
Speaker 1: and he was like here's another red Bull and vodka. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And like the bar started to slow down because it
Speaker 1: was getting later, so we had more time to stay
Speaker 1: and talk to me, and he was telling me how
Speaker 1: he has this dream to own his own bar and
Speaker 1: like he sets me, Oh my gosh, it was so hot.
Speaker 1: He was like, you know, if I ever had my
Speaker 1: own bar, I would use your silhouette on the sign.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, it would really you know,
Speaker 1: that's high praise. I meant to use your image for
Speaker 1: his business. Yeah, And I was like so about it
Speaker 1: because like, no one's ever sets to me before, like
Speaker 1: a lot of guys have called me, but that was
Speaker 1: like a new level, like, hello, I want you to
Speaker 1: be like my marketing. Yeah, he's basically saying you're his muse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's that? Don't worry about it. So did you just
Speaker 1: hang out with him at the bar? Well, he was
Speaker 1: closing up and he was, you know, starting to like
Speaker 1: get ready to go, and he was like, hey, do
Speaker 1: you want to go back to my place? And I
Speaker 1: was like, listen, I'm not that kind of girl, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not just gonna go home with you straight away.
Speaker 1: So instead we went to the parking lot and we
Speaker 1: pulled around in his car, and it totally here, like
Speaker 1: I showed that like I'm flexible but also like not easy.
Speaker 1: You know, So you wouldn't go home with him, but
Speaker 1: you guys went to his car to make out and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: totally like it was very tg. It was like high school,
Speaker 1: you know, like that was probably fun. Yeah, it was,
Speaker 1: and it was like give him a d dates, but like,
Speaker 1: don't give us the whole meal. You know what else
Speaker 1: did you like about him? Besides hot? And he was
Speaker 1: a good makeout Hello, free drinks that is a big positive.
Speaker 1: Did you guys actually go out on a date? Though?
Speaker 1: Who goes on dates anymore? Like? Are you joking? I mean,
Speaker 1: this isn't the fifties, right, I'm sorry, my bad, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Hit with it? Okay, So have you
Speaker 1: guys talked after you? So this is why I'm calling
Speaker 1: because I'm having a problem. So we exchanged numbers and
Speaker 1: everything was good. He gave me a ride home, which
Speaker 1: was like so gentlemanly. I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you're such a hot guy. That is nice. And then
Speaker 1: I didn't really hear from him, and so I went
Speaker 1: into the bar with some of my girlfriends just like
Speaker 1: say hey and like, you know, hit those three drinks again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he was like kind of acting weird. He was
Speaker 1: also super super busy, and so I can't fault him
Speaker 1: for that because like, obviously he's a hard worker. He's
Speaker 1: working hard serving drink got it off like hello, attention
Speaker 1: to me? Uh, we had him off to night. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm all for a good drunken makeout session. I think
Speaker 1: that's great. But were you really expecting more from this relationship?
Speaker 1: I mean, he shared his dreams with me. I'm sure
Speaker 1: he doesn't do that with like every girl. You're probably right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, guys don't just share their dreams with anybody. Hailstorm. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he said that he wanted me to be his silhouette
Speaker 1: on his side about like, hello, it's me Hailstorm. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll play a song, come back, call him and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. All right, thanks guys, looking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Yeah, if you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for today's second date update, that would be the theme
Speaker 1: music for Hailstorm. Her real name is Haley, but she
Speaker 1: goes by Hailstorm. Hear the thunderclap, and she's on the
Speaker 1: phone today for a second date update. She met a
Speaker 1: bartender who was very sweet to her and gave her
Speaker 1: a lot of free drinks and they hung out after
Speaker 1: his shift was over, made out in his car, and
Speaker 1: now he's not calling her back, and she's very upset
Speaker 1: about that hailstorm? Are you ready to give him a
Speaker 1: call and find out why he's been brushing you off? Yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: let's get to the bottom of it. Oh gosh, Hey,
Speaker 1: what are you hoping for out of this relationship with
Speaker 1: this bartender? I'm hoping to be the first lady of
Speaker 1: his barret. He looks like a little rock star and
Speaker 1: like I could be like his Kate Hudson, like when
Speaker 1: she was like married to that guy guy. No idea
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. But okay, cool, All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Dallas one of her right now and see
Speaker 1: if we can get him on the phone. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right. I remember you gotta be quiet until I
Speaker 1: bring you on the phone. Can you can you do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, we'll try it for me. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Hello all I was looking for Derek. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: hey Derek. How are you? My name is Jebil and
Speaker 1: I host a morning show called Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Excuse me, it's a radio show called Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. No way, Yeah, how are you? Man?
Speaker 1: I'm cooking and you guys not too bad? Do you
Speaker 1: ever listened to the show on occasion. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: a bartender, so sometimes either if I'm up late or
Speaker 1: for some reason up early. But uh yeah, I know
Speaker 1: you guys. Okay, Well, I'm calling you today because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners actually sent us an email about you,
Speaker 1: about me. Yeah, they wanted us to get in touch
Speaker 1: with you because you're not calling them back. Oh kid,
Speaker 1: who asked you doing? Well, I'm gonna go out on
Speaker 1: a limb here and just guess that you probably know
Speaker 1: this person because she leaves quite a mark on people
Speaker 1: that she meets. Her name is Haley. She likes to
Speaker 1: go buy hailstorm. Oh my god. Yeah, she's pretty intend.
Speaker 1: That is one description that you could use. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: she emailed us because she said that you guys hung
Speaker 1: out one night and now you won't text her back.
Speaker 1: And she said she even came into your bar the
Speaker 1: other day and you kind of ignored her. She said
Speaker 1: all that. Yeah, yeah, she told us a lot about
Speaker 1: you actually, And what did she say. Well, she said
Speaker 1: that you're a hot bar tender with a bunch of
Speaker 1: tattoos and a long hair, and you look like a
Speaker 1: sexy rocker. She said, would you deny that? I guess not.
Speaker 1: She also told us how you hooked her up with
Speaker 1: a bunch of free drinks and then later on in
Speaker 1: the evening, you guys went out to your car and
Speaker 1: made out a little bit. All true. I can't deny
Speaker 1: any of that, And she was super pumped about meeting
Speaker 1: you because apparently you said that you're going to open
Speaker 1: up a bar someday and you want to use her
Speaker 1: as your logo. Well okay, yeah, all right, hold on, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were like talking after I got like don't work.
Speaker 1: We're in my car, and I mentioned that like I
Speaker 1: hope to one day like open my own bar, and
Speaker 1: that like she has like a great figure and that
Speaker 1: would make like a great silhouette for my logo. But like,
Speaker 1: was that let me ask you a question before you continue.
Speaker 1: Was that a line like do you use that on
Speaker 1: girls at the bar all the time? No, Like she's
Speaker 1: sincerely like smoking hot, Like that's like she has a
Speaker 1: great body, But like I didn't really like mean it,
Speaker 1: and like let's figure out a logo tomorrow kind of
Speaker 1: what you were just saying, like in general, she would
Speaker 1: make a great day. Yeah, I mean someone might with
Speaker 1: a probably like that would make a great logo. Okay
Speaker 1: for like semi truck mud flaps and bar logos. So
Speaker 1: what didn't you like about her? Then? Why are you
Speaker 1: kind of blowing her off? I mean it sounds like
Speaker 1: you thought she was at least hot. She's just sweet
Speaker 1: and like sincere, like she wanted to help. But like
Speaker 1: the next day she started texting me and sending me
Speaker 1: attaching photos of headshots for like which one did I
Speaker 1: want to use for the bar? So it was more
Speaker 1: like you said, hey, you could be the logo for
Speaker 1: the bar one day because you're that attractive, and she
Speaker 1: in her mind was like, oh my god, he told
Speaker 1: me I'm the logo for this new bar that is
Speaker 1: opening right now. Yeah, exactly. It doesn't seem like it's
Speaker 1: enough to write somebody off. No, Like she wouldn't stop
Speaker 1: like from there. She like was texting me all day
Speaker 1: while you're about it, Like my phone was just blowing up.
Speaker 1: But it was like we were business partner. Sold. Hey, Derek,
Speaker 1: I do want to let you know that Hailstorm is
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening to this conversation and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. What yeah, Hailstorm, what oh hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going? Haley? Um, not so good. I heard
Speaker 1: everything you said. I had to mute my phone because
Speaker 1: I couldn't be quiet, but i've heard everything. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know what do you want me to say?
Speaker 1: Everything I just said happened. Well, guess what. I'm a doer.
Speaker 1: I was trying to help your dream and I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that you are a lazy person who doesn't want to
Speaker 1: actually who just talk talk talk talk and doesn't actually
Speaker 1: do anything with their life. Oh, I told you that
Speaker 1: I wanted to open the bar one day, like not
Speaker 1: the next day. And I do want to use your
Speaker 1: body in my logo, but like I'm not ready to
Speaker 1: start taking those out today. You know what, You're a jerk.
Speaker 1: You got me all excited about this bar we were
Speaker 1: going to open together, and now we're like, you all
Speaker 1: lazy and now you want I even gave you name suggestions. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you wouldn't Yeah, okay, Haley's Hole
Speaker 1: in the wall or Haley's Hole, like I can't call
Speaker 1: bars that. I love it. It's a great name. The
Speaker 1: tall I grew up and had a bar called Joe's Hole.
Speaker 1: It's the type of bar I was telling her about that.
Speaker 1: It's like I can't you want to like Tussom cocktailed
Speaker 1: And it was like, that's amazing. I would totally go
Speaker 1: to that bar though, think about it. Okay, Haley's Hole
Speaker 1: is such a cute name. It's like, oh, out of
Speaker 1: the way, like oh, it's like a hidden place. But
Speaker 1: it's also like you like think about like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: like kind of sexy, like who's Hailey? And like maybe
Speaker 1: we're gonna see her there? Like what's up with my establishment?
Speaker 1: For sure? I'm sorry, Derek, but she's kind of funny,
Speaker 1: like oh, I mean like for sure, but I don't
Speaker 1: think intentionally why why didn't you give her another second chance?
Speaker 1: I mean, she's got so much energy. She obviously really
Speaker 1: likes you. Yeah. I do have a lot of energy,
Speaker 1: and I am hilarious. I was voted funniest in my
Speaker 1: high school class. Okay, I can't argue with results, so
Speaker 1: recognize that I would make a really great business partner.
Speaker 1: I know about nightlife. That is my life. I go
Speaker 1: out every night. I appreciate you're you're wanting to help,
Speaker 1: but like I have my ideas about this, and I like,
Speaker 1: just take it till better for me to do with myself. Fine,
Speaker 1: do it yourself. You know what, I'm gonna open my
Speaker 1: own bar. I'm gonna open my own daily toll and
Speaker 1: then I won't even let you come in. I won't
Speaker 1: even let you near the plate. Okay, here's that, Derek.
Speaker 1: You're not getting anywhere near Haley's Hole ever. Ever, I
Speaker 1: do have to ask those is is this a second
Speaker 1: date update? Derek? Would you like to go on a
Speaker 1: second date with Haley? We will pay for it? Oh man,
Speaker 1: you know, I think able to pass like I appreciate
Speaker 1: it though it's just too much, you know what. I'm
Speaker 1: just enough. So amen, Haley. I'm sorry you didn't get
Speaker 1: a second date, but can we get an invite to
Speaker 1: Haley's Hole when it opens? Yes? Please? You guys are
Speaker 1: going to be at the head table head table. And
Speaker 1: then just got this text in at seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two that says, every time I hear Hailstorm on
Speaker 1: the show, I hate every person under twenty five for
Speaker 1: a week, You're welcome. It's Brooke and Jubil in the
Speaker 1: morning talking about today's second date update. Hailstorms back again.
Speaker 1: She's called into the show a few times for awkward
Speaker 1: Tuesday phone calls, and now she's done a second date update,
Speaker 1: she met a bartender named Derek, and Derek wasn't calling
Speaker 1: her back because he told her, which I still think
Speaker 1: is a line, Hey yeah, I'm only doing this barten
Speaker 1: anything for a while. I'm gonna open up my new
Speaker 1: bar and I could totally use your body as the
Speaker 1: silhouette the new image for my business. And she was
Speaker 1: super excited about that. Maybe a little too eager because
Speaker 1: after that, she kept texting him all the next day
Speaker 1: with plans to create their bar together and he's like,
Speaker 1: that's a little too much, And she thought that she
Speaker 1: should call it Haley's Hole Haley's Hole for short, because
Speaker 1: she thought that would be funny. It is a funny name.
Speaker 1: I do like it. Forget it, No one, nobody, nobody
Speaker 1: can never forget Haley's Hole. Yep, if you want a
Speaker 1: second day update, all I have to do is email
Speaker 1: the show and we will call the person who didn't
Speaker 1: call you back.