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Speaker 1: the air everywhere bloviating eight days a week, eight days

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Speaker 1: It's been a wacky weekend though in the podcast world,

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Speaker 1: because this is the only podcast this weekend where together united.

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Speaker 1: The Sunday Mailbag podcast from West of the four oh five. David,

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Speaker 1: To me, this is my favorite podcast of the weekend, okay,

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Speaker 1: We have lost Russell in Kansas because of you guests.

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Speaker 1: I've been to St. Petersburg. You've just been to the

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Speaker 1: Big seen you do Orlando? I bet I've been to Orlando?

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Speaker 1: Have you? You've not been? Yeah, I've been. Well, I

425
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Speaker 1: was there for spring training, so I drove. The Dodges

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Speaker 1: were in Vero Beach. We flew into Orlando and drove

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Speaker 1: all over the God's Green Earth in Florida. But Palmetto

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Speaker 1: Bay is actually in the Miami Dad, It's it's in

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Speaker 1: that area. It's uh, I'm looking at photos of It's

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Speaker 1: pretty nice. It's pretty nice. Not far from Key Biscayne there.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, solid, I'd live there anyway. Helen and Steu says,

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Speaker 1: why bother doing the Fifth Hour podcast when all that

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Speaker 1: disloyal David Gascon does his sabotage your two tin cans

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Speaker 1: and string audio? Good point. Yeah, Well, I've often said,

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Speaker 1: Helen and Stu that the most important thing, there's two

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Speaker 1: things that are important in broadcasting. The most important is

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Speaker 1: to actually be able to hear the broadcast. I have

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Speaker 1: learned over the years. If if you the listener has

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Speaker 1: to work to hear what the broadcast is saying, you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna listen. And the other thing we learned from

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Speaker 1: John sterling sell the soap. You've got to sell the soap.

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Speaker 1: So advertising is you could say it's number one, because

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Speaker 1: other than that you're just doing free stuff. But if

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Speaker 1: you can't hear the broadcast, what's the point of doing

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Speaker 1: the broadcast? Uh? And Helen and Steu signed fire guests

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Speaker 1: on and replace him with Roberto whoam? Do you think

447
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Speaker 1: she wrote this after or before she put on her

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Speaker 1: diapers and her husband's Wow, what are you doing in Florida?

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Speaker 1: You know you weren't diapers for years. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're playing about a little bit. Glenn in Chicago writes,

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Speaker 1: and he says, what do you guys hate more junk

452
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Speaker 1: email or junk mail? Yeah, j junk email is easy,

453
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Speaker 1: just delete, delete. You know you gotta spam folder. Nobody deal.

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Speaker 1: I just I don't like the fact that they, you know,

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Speaker 1: with credit cards or with any kind of advertisers, the

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Speaker 1: junk mail they become. They come in these large envelopes

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Speaker 1: and letters, and you've spent a lot of money for

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Speaker 1: business expenses to get these things out there. Well, my parents,

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Speaker 1: my mom ran a mailing service and most of her

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Speaker 1: business was drunk mail from realtors. That that was bulk

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Speaker 1: mail service. Because that was you'd have title and estro companies.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, we had. I can't say when I was

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Speaker 1: in like junior high and high school how many stickers

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Speaker 1: I put on, like some flyers that because I was

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Speaker 1: before the internet was big, and that's the only way

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Speaker 1: you could get the word out is you just mass

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Speaker 1: mailed junk mail to people, hoping that people, you know,

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Speaker 1: a few people would respond. Glenn in Chicago writes in

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Speaker 1: Beautiful Deep Dish Chicago Pizza. I only had it for

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Speaker 1: the first time a few years ago, Game Changers. Game Changer.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think I would like it because the tomato

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Speaker 1: sauce on top of amazing, it is amazing. They do

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Speaker 1: it right, Glenn and Chicago says, what do you guys

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Speaker 1: hate more? Actually, he continues the email. He says, when

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Speaker 1: will gag On realize you are great and suck your toes?

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Speaker 1: When will that happen? Guess you're laughing. I have good

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Speaker 1: toes have big toes, big toes, crusted toes. I have

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Speaker 1: a lot of callous on my feet from walking around barefoot.

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Speaker 1: Now after your after your better half almost ditched you

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Speaker 1: last week for condemning Ranch, do you think she would

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Speaker 1: ever consider licking your toes? Well, I you know, I

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Speaker 1: keep what happens in the bedroom in the bedroom guest,

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Speaker 1: and I know you'd like to get out of there.

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Speaker 1: But but no, she wasn't. On a serious note, Glenn says,

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Speaker 1: I want to say thank you for your energy and

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Speaker 1: the laughs on air and on the podcast. My father

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Speaker 1: passed away back in March from brain cancer. He opted

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Speaker 1: out of treatment. The most horrific last six months of

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Speaker 1: my life and and his. But thank you for the

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Speaker 1: great monologues and laughs. I extend the thank you to Coop, Roberto,

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Speaker 1: Eddie and even Gascon. I'll even include Jonas Knox and

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Speaker 1: Brady Quinn on that. Really the only times I smiled

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Speaker 1: and laughed. Well, thank you, Glenn. You said you've been

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Speaker 1: listening to me since five ish. I appreciate that. I

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Speaker 1: my dad passed away suddenly this year, as you know,

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Speaker 1: my mom had cancer though, so I went through that

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Speaker 1: a little bit she had breast answer, she beat that,

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Speaker 1: actually had she had cancer three times? She beat it

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Speaker 1: three times. The fourth time kotor uh, but yeah, she

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Speaker 1: it had spread to her liver the last time. So

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Speaker 1: I dealt with that. And I know how how horrific

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Speaker 1: it is to go to hospice. And you know, you

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Speaker 1: don't know, I mean the cooling my mom did. And

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Speaker 1: I think she did this intentionally when she When my

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Speaker 1: mom went to hospice, they said, well, you know, she

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Speaker 1: she might have you know, five months, maybe six, you know,

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Speaker 1: who knows, he might be less than that. She lasted

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Speaker 1: eleven days in hospice, and I think that's since she

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Speaker 1: realized I'm not gonna get get out of here. Might

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Speaker 1: as well, I don't want these kids to suffer, and

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Speaker 1: she she checked out. But um my condolences to you gone,

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Speaker 1: thank you for listening, and I do appreciate. I hope

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Speaker 1: you'll continue to listen when things get better and things improved.

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Speaker 1: Carlos in Houston, Texas writes and Bang Bang. He says,

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Speaker 1: what is the origin story of Justin and Cincinnati? Also,

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Speaker 1: did you guys have a crush on any teach hers

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Speaker 1: back in the day? Now, I didn't have any hot teachers.

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Speaker 1: I had one. I did not. I had a lot

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Speaker 1: of older women and like I'm I'm saying older, I'm

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Speaker 1: going real old. And I had dudes, So I went

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Speaker 1: on the dudes. But you know, for you, for those

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Speaker 1: of you that are fine, Uh yeah I didn't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did not have any. I can't recall. Maybe a

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Speaker 1: substitute occasionally would be hot and that would be exciting,

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Speaker 1: but that would only last a day or two. My

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Speaker 1: fourth grade teacher was really hot. Her name was Mrs

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Speaker 1: just a beautiful, smart, beautiful smile. Yeah, she looked like

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Speaker 1: an actress and she was. She actually had a She

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Speaker 1: was a bit, which probably made her hotter. Like she

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Speaker 1: was that female dog. Yeah, no, she was. She had

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Speaker 1: a serious attitude and I always got busted in her class.

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Speaker 1: But see that's the con. I always hated women with attitude.

534
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Speaker 1: I was like, you're not better than anybody, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing? He did it. I think I'm attracted a

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Speaker 1: woman with attitude and I can't stand it. I like

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Speaker 1: the relatable human being, whether you're a guy or a girl.

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Speaker 1: I don't need the I'm better than you know, it's

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Speaker 1: fuck you. You're not better than me. As far as

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Speaker 1: Justin and Cincinnati, Justin's been listening for a very long time.

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Speaker 1: He has had some odd jobs in Cincinnati. And I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you what. I can tell he listens

543
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: to Fox Sports Radio more than our management listens to

544
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: Fox Sports radier guy. He listens all day and all night.

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Speaker 1: He knows everything that happens. I don't think he sleeps.

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Speaker 1: I think he might be a lizard person Justin and

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Speaker 1: he's awake all the time, and he doesn't I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I do know that Justin has a ghoulish sense of humor.

549
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Speaker 1: And he did work delivering picking up bodies, and famously

550
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Speaker 1: he claims he picked up the wrong body. He was

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Speaker 1: supposed to pick up a white guy's body from the hospital,

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Speaker 1: picked up the black guy's body and it became a

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Speaker 1: big didn't you didn't you tell me he tried having

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Speaker 1: sex with that buddy? No, that's what you you said.

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Speaker 1: I didn't necrophilia. Uh. This one was from Scott, formerly

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Speaker 1: from Rancho Cucamonga, Quas now in northern Kentucky. He says, Ben,

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Speaker 1: first of all, I want to thank for your awesome

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Speaker 1: cameo you did for my wife's birthday. Well, you're welcome,

559
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: you wan uh as she tolerates your show better than most.

560
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: I make her listen to it. It was hilarious and

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00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: put a smile on her face. And I'm glactually like that.

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Speaker 1: If you were to get a cameo from anyone past

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Speaker 1: or present, who would it be from? I suppose Gagon

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Speaker 1: can answer that to ha ha ha uh. It would

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Speaker 1: be somebody in radio that I you know. Jim Healy

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Speaker 1: probably would be the guy, you know if he could

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Speaker 1: bring him back from the dead, and I was a

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Speaker 1: huge fan of his show. It's one of the influences

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Speaker 1: why I got into radio. That would be that would

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Speaker 1: be a big one. I ever got to meet him.

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Speaker 1: I've been lucky enough to meet most everyone else in

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Speaker 1: one way or another. That I him and Paul Harvey.

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Speaker 1: I remember Paul Harvey. But Art Bell showed up at

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Speaker 1: a Christmas party. I was a big fan of Art Bells.

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Speaker 1: I got an autograph from Howard String the book signing,

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Speaker 1: so I didn't really meet him, but I get an

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Speaker 1: autograph right in front of him anyway. Uh. He says

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Speaker 1: love to show on the podcast, and he says new nickname,

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Speaker 1: perhaps Captain Cameo. Captain Cameo, Yeah, I'm forget a cameo

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Speaker 1: would be from Scully Vince Kelly would be I've had

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Speaker 1: dinner with not that I'm bragging. All right, Now, here's

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Speaker 1: the deal. So it's kind of a wonky schedule right

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Speaker 1: now because I'm in this halfway house situation. So we

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Speaker 1: actually are going to record the podcast earlier next week.

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Speaker 1: So if if you if I didn't use your email

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Speaker 1: and I think it's good, I will use your posting

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Speaker 1: in next week's mail bag. Okay, next week mail bag. Uh,

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Speaker 1: So we'll do that. And then also in addition, if

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Speaker 1: you you want to send in a new question, you

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Speaker 1: do that, I'll put something up on Facebook. What probably Monday,

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Speaker 1: I think Monday, or maybe I'll even do it today

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Speaker 1: on Sunday. I don't know. So we'll get that going.

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Speaker 1: And thank you for all your amazing contributions a lot

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Speaker 1: of email and questions on Facebook for the mail bag.

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Speaker 1: And again, if you missed any of the weekend podcast,

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Speaker 1: go back. We had the this Saturday podcast with Me

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Speaker 1: Just Me, It's all about Me Ben telling you the

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Speaker 1: story of the big relocation situation, the temporary Mallard mansion

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Speaker 1: and how that all went down. Give you the inside skinny.

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Speaker 1: That's a that's an exclusive only on the podcast. I've

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Speaker 1: not talked about that on the radio show. And then

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00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: it was all Gascon on Friday with one of his

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Speaker 1: bff from the Broncos, Ryan Harris, former Notre Dame Fighting

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Speaker 1: Irish offense tackle and motivational speaker, author champion of the

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl winning team back in Super Bowl fifty of

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Speaker 1: the Denver Broncos, gift by Cam Newton. Problem problem. But

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Speaker 1: did net did Ryan in the podcast? I gotta go

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Speaker 1: back and here did he mention how they pushed Peyton

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Speaker 1: Manning's rotting carcass across the finish line that year? Did

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Speaker 1: they talk about that? Didn't get into any of that,

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Speaker 1: but it is an enjoyable one. It was hard, oh

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Speaker 1: sports talk, So I do apologize for those that were

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Speaker 1: hard x is and OH sports talk. Yeah, there's no

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Speaker 1: third rail chatter, so I do apologize in advance. That's

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Speaker 1: gonna upset Chris and Houston. All right, listen, we are

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Speaker 1: out of here. Have a great rest of your Sunday,

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Speaker 1: and we will catch you well tonight on the radio

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Speaker 1: in the podcast next week. As well. See you then,

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Speaker 1: be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Be

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Speaker 1: sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: weekdays at two am eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox

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