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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Is this good the show? Are

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Speaker 1: we boldly, conclusively and scientifically decide what things in this

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Speaker 1: big wide world are good? I'm Att Austin, and with

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Speaker 1: me are three amazing panelists from No Dunks, Jay Skeets

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Speaker 1: The Buckets Podcast, star of a very Harold and Kumar

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Speaker 1: Turner Studios in Beautiful Atlanta, Georgia, The Head Chum at

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Speaker 1: Head Gum Amir Blumenfeld.

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Speaker 2: Welcome.

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Speaker 3: Well that was cool, Thank you. Yeah, I guess I

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Speaker 3: was the star of all those things. You're right as

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Speaker 1: Okay, perfect, Well, we did see you in Atlanta filming

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Speaker 1: that thing. Was that a curate at least?

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Speaker 3: Yep? We shot part of it in Atlanta, that's correct,

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Speaker 3: did vo stuff in La perfect.

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Speaker 3: Has that sound classic? I love it and I listened

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Speaker 3: to the last few, so I'm caught up as well.

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Speaker 2: Okay, perfect? So hey, is this podcast going to be

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Speaker 2: available on head gum?

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Speaker 3: That's a really good question. Are you guys independent podcasters?

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Speaker 3: I thought you were attached to a network already. I

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Speaker 3: have to talk to you guys about the underbelly, the

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Speaker 3: business end of everything.

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Speaker 1: Oh awesome, Amir. I'm going to get my agents on

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Speaker 1: the phone with you right after this is over. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's add them to the stream yard. Okay, Adam to

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Speaker 1: the stream Let's hope there Mike's work. Our first topic

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Speaker 1: was suggested by Tom c and Craig Jay, who ask

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Speaker 1: Vanity license plates are they good? But first a story.

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Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago, I was in a strip

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Speaker 1: mall that has a pharmacy and a grocery store, and

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Speaker 1: as I'm in the car about to go, I see

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Speaker 1: out of the windshield Amir Blumenfeld walking into the grocery store,

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Speaker 1: and I have to make a split decision. Do I

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Speaker 1: run out of the car and a cost him in

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Speaker 1: a parking lot, but he was pretty far ahead of me,

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Speaker 1: and I figured, I got some frozen things in the car,

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Speaker 1: I'll let this one lie, so I back out, And

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Speaker 1: as I'm driving out of the parking lot, I noticed

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Speaker 1: that the car that Amir was walking out of had

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Speaker 1: a Vanity license plate that said headgum. So what a

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Speaker 1: perfect person to discuss this topic, was so Amir Vanity

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Speaker 1: license plates. Are they good?

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Speaker 3: Obviously? I think so because I have one. Yeah, my

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Speaker 3: vanity plate says the name of this podcast network that

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Speaker 3: I found it and work for. So it's like half marketing,

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Speaker 3: half kind of like an ironic joke. But then I

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Speaker 3: as the more I think about him, like is it

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Speaker 3: an ironic joke or do I just think it's fun

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Speaker 3: and funny? Like the line is so blurred, I might

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Speaker 3: as well just say that I do like vanity license plates.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So for you, it's primarily a branding play.

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Speaker 2: You would say, Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 3: Like, oh, you're driving you see a headgum car. That's weird?

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Speaker 3: What is head gum? Boom? I look it up? Or

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Speaker 3: you already know what headgum is, and if you do,

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Speaker 3: it's like, holy shit, I know that guy because he's

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Speaker 3: on headgum and he's driving it. That's kind of insane.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess could be. You could be Jake though,

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Speaker 3: A bumper sticker or a tattoo where you're like completely

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Speaker 3: in charge, you could do whatever you want. It's kind

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Speaker 3: of fun to like use the the DMV to like

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Speaker 3: of fun. Like they actually had to like print that

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Speaker 3: license official license plate wherever. We might have a spare

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Speaker 3: one too, because I had to. Every time you lease

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Speaker 3: a car, you have to get a new license plate.

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Speaker 3: So the one you saw is different than my old

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Speaker 3: head gun license plate. But it's got a fun Okay, Well, do.

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Speaker 1: You ever wish that you had more anonymity in your car? Like,

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Speaker 1: has it ever backfired on you? Or you've done a

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Speaker 1: questionable maneuver?

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Speaker 3: Oh, like a hit and run?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So you you you basically murder a person?

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Speaker 1: Do you in that scenario do you wish you would

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Speaker 3: I have a separate car for vehicular manslaughter.

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Speaker 1: It says that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it says ear wolf. So it's like completely not

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Speaker 1: I can't believe Scott Ackerman just killed a guy.

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Speaker 2: It's easy.

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Speaker 1: Where are you on this one?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's fascinating you have head Gum as the vanity

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Speaker 2: this and uh, I guess, uh sorry, amir, I guess

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Speaker 2: head Gum is not big enough yet because some corporations

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Speaker 2: and brands, you know, they get shot down, they get

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Speaker 2: straight up blocked. I guess here in Georgia, people tried

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Speaker 2: to get Sprite and Geico and Atari and Mountain Dew

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Speaker 2: mtn d e W. It's pretty good one actually, but

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Speaker 2: you can't do it. But head gum, you know, got

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Speaker 2: past the censors there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're less than Sprite, but more than I would

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Speaker 3: say more than Mountain do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so in between Mountain Dew and Sprite's.

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Speaker 3: Say what like there is there like somebody like like,

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Speaker 3: can I do PU five five Y or would they

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Speaker 3: be like no, this is no flagged No.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's a great question. We're gonna get to

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Speaker 1: a game called rejected license plate. A second.

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Speaker 2: A problem for me.

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Speaker 1: I mean, so you use yours as branding, but do

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Speaker 1: vanity license plates themselves have a branding problem? Because I

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Speaker 1: don't like that the word vanity is in it. That's

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Speaker 1: sort of you know, it's like it's one of the

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Speaker 1: seven Deadly sins. So right there. I don't know, I

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Speaker 3: I suppose yeah, you're so vanity plate you probably think this,

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Speaker 3: or you're so vain you probably think this plate is

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Speaker 3: about there it is?

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Speaker 2: You got there?

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Speaker 3: This is a workshop. Can you actually cut out the

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Speaker 3: fact that I sort of stumbled at the beginning of

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Speaker 3: that pun, but then I figured it out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: Also cut out the part where my mic didn't work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, uh, actually cut out the first three minutes.

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Speaker 1: I think we're really finding this is.

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Speaker 3: Start the episode with me saying, p U five five,

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Speaker 3: hy okay, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Everybody clap, everybody record, and then we'll clap on three

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Speaker 2: and start over. Okay. I am pro on vanity license

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Speaker 2: plates despite never having one, nor will I ever have one,

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Speaker 2: mainly just because I don't want to do extra work

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Speaker 2: because that is a part you gotta you know, you

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Speaker 2: gotta go fill this out online.

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Speaker 3: It's not easy.

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Speaker 2: It's not easy.

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Speaker 3: It's yeah, I had to go to the DMV like twice,

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Speaker 3: and it's like going to the DMV is like a

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Speaker 3: bad situation. And to like do that twice and wait

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Speaker 3: in line just to pick up a plate, but like

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Speaker 3: to like get the envelope and pull out headgum was

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Speaker 3: a pretty fun moment.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that would be fun. But I'm ultimately pro vanity

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Speaker 2: license plates, where I think this is good because if

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Speaker 2: you are going to sit in traffic, especially for people

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Speaker 2: that commute every day, and maybe lengthy commutes at that,

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Speaker 2: you know, why not have a fun little chuckle from

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Speaker 2: a car in front of you just while you're sitting there.

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Speaker 2: You're not supposed to be on your phone. Hopefully you're

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Speaker 2: listening to a podcast, either this one or something on

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Speaker 2: the Headgum network. But you know, there's not a lot

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Speaker 2: else to be going on, so you might you know,

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Speaker 2: you might read something and laughter yourself, or at least

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Speaker 2: ponder it, or hell yeah, look it up later.

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Speaker 3: So I'm pro it might be a puzzle too, like ooh,

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Speaker 3: what is a U T M L? And you're like

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Speaker 3: trying to figure it out?

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: There used to be a game in Canada, Canadian game

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Speaker 2: show called Bumper Stumper, Yeah, where it was all what

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Speaker 2: you just said, a mirror. They would show you like

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Speaker 2: a puzzle like that would appear on a plate and

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Speaker 2: then the teams had to figure it out, spell it out,

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Speaker 2: what decipher it. Yeah, my dad was amazing at it

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Speaker 2: for some reason. It was so weird.

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Speaker 3: That's the most Canadian show I've ever heard of, an

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Speaker 3: entire an entire program dedicated to just figuring out abbreviations.

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Speaker 4: I hated that show. I was so bad at it

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Speaker 4: and that's why I'm I'm I'm boreder. I do think

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Speaker 4: they're good. We talked about bumper stickers a few weeks ago,

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Speaker 4: and I was pro. I ended up on the pro side.

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Speaker 4: I think on this I'm good as well. I think

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Speaker 4: they're good. But I don't like being perplexed and confused

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Speaker 4: when I'm reading somebody's Like I have to be able

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Speaker 4: to figure it out during the time that I'm stopped

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Speaker 4: behind you. Otherwise I'm following you for half a day

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Speaker 4: trying to decipher it, or I have to take a

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Speaker 4: at night because I really am bad at it, Like

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Speaker 4: I can't figure out what these some of them are.

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Speaker 2: Do you want my dad to drive around with you everywhere?

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Speaker 4: Well, I'd a great I'd love that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, uh jd Well, let's let's see how bad you

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Speaker 1: are and let's see how or how good everyone is. So,

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Speaker 1: as we were talking about, the DMV has a strict

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Speaker 1: policy when you put in an application, they reject anything

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Speaker 1: that has sexual, racial, or profane meaning. And here's the key,

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Speaker 1: even if it's unintentional. So as of for instance, someone

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Speaker 1: did an application they had two kids named Kyle and Sean.

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Speaker 1: And they applied for a vanity license plate that said

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Speaker 1: k Y L S E A N so Kyle and Sean.

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Speaker 1: But it looks like kill Sean, so they they rejected it.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna show you a couple vanity

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Speaker 1: license plates. I'm going to tell you what the applicant said,

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Speaker 1: the reason forgetting it was, and then you tell me

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Speaker 1: why they rejected. These are all rejected. Okay, okay, JD,

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Speaker 1: can you put up the first one please? So this

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Speaker 1: The applicant said, it's a sad time in my life

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Speaker 3: Anybody can weigh in or oh yeah no, there's no

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's correct to me. Yeah, yeah, they just wrote

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Speaker 2: That's got a lot of the pieces to a Bloomenfeld

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Speaker 3: That can be a nickname for me, Blue Me Bloomy Blooms.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, JD can you put up the next one please.

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Speaker 1: So this one says I T S L I T

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Speaker 1: it's lit.

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Speaker 1: The applicant said, lit is a slang term which means good, amazing,

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Speaker 4: Well, imagine it's the slit m JD.

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Speaker 1: You said you were bad at this, JD. But look

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Speaker 4: They don't have slits on bumper stumpers. Matt.

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Speaker 1: They can't use profanity on television. No one's ever sworn

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Speaker 3: Andy Luck, How did you guys do the the graphics?

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Speaker 3: Is that an app that does it for you? Or

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Speaker 1: I'll be a great question because you'll well, you'll see

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Speaker 1: D C k X T s N. Person wrote in

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Speaker 1: I am the extension of my dad, my father. His

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Speaker 2: Because you can't just go straight up Dick extension.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they just wrote it says Dick extension and then

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Speaker 3: So whose job is it to like look over these

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Speaker 3: at the DMV. That must be the most fun job

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Speaker 3: at the worst place on earth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So this article is from LA magazine. It was

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Speaker 1: If you want to see some some lude things written

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Speaker 4: J D that the Dick extension. That sounds like a

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Speaker 4: bullshit reason to me, they exactly what they were doing.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also it's the DMV. They know your name is.

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Speaker 4: That's name was Dick, right, Yeah, But you.

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Speaker 2: Never say I'm an extension of my father, like.

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Speaker 1: You know in the common parlot. I am but an extension,

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Speaker 1: and I need my plate to reflect.

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Speaker 3: Bob extension.

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Speaker 4: I love the idea of seeing that on like a

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Speaker 4: so you know, like something that you know people would say,

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Speaker 4: you have a small dick.

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Speaker 2: Likes a shout out to that vehicle. Is your dick extension.

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Speaker 4: That's exactly, this is my dick extension.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 4: It's well, it's it's self deprecating humor, which I enjoy.

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Speaker 4: It's like, yes, I know I'm driving a ridiculous car.

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Speaker 3: I feel like we need an actual scientific study about

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Speaker 3: common thing. But like, let's let's see the data.

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Speaker 4: I agree.

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Speaker 2: I also would say, let's see the dicks really.

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Speaker 1: Start with ours.

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Speaker 3: I have a fucking Mazda.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. I mean that's the third segment of

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Speaker 1: the show where we all show each other. I would say,

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Speaker 1: we're more extensions of our mothers. For what is an

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Speaker 1: umbilical cord but an extension chord.

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Speaker 3: You're right, Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Next one, JD. This one says W E L U

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Speaker 1: V P S. And the applicant said, we love Palm Springs. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure you've been to Palm Springs.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you love it.

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Speaker 1: Possibly be wrong with we love Palm springs, we love ps.

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Speaker 3: That one seems fine to me, like I would let that, Like,

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Speaker 3: what what's what are we worried about that? It sounds

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a simple d m V said, looks

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Speaker 3: So that's pretty good of them to flag it.

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Speaker 2: Then.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it can also be penis we love great point.

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Speaker 2: Could be JD, you should work, you should be.

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Speaker 1: The fifth beleaguer bureaucrat. You're you're very good at this game.

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Speaker 4: I would let all of them go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's them. They show you. Yeah, they just show

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Speaker 1: you one and they're like, sorry, you failed, all right,

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Speaker 1: last one here, JD, can you put it up? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so here this is the poorally photoshopped one.

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Speaker 3: Let me get the real one. But yeah, okay, I'll see.

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Speaker 3: We'll discuss this one first.

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Speaker 1: So this one says h E A d g U

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Speaker 1: M headgum. The applicants said, I own a renowned podcast

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 3: D m V.

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Speaker 1: Comments said slang for giving a blowjob while chewing gum.

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Speaker 3: Yeah a gumpkin as.

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Speaker 1: So, amir, are you surprised they let this one through.

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Speaker 3: I'm surprised you let this through with how low res

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Speaker 4: I know I.

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Speaker 2: Had to find.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I cannot do photoshops, so I had

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Speaker 1: And this might surprise you, but they're not spitting out

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like I'm playing rad racer Nintendo. The graphics,

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Speaker 2: the graphics, let's go racing. What was that? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Good for those that the audio of those Nintendo games,

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Speaker 3: How is it even in there? If it's so bad?

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Speaker 3: We have one bit of data to give to this

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Speaker 1: That is true because on the original Nintendo they didn't

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Speaker 3: Remember Double Dribble on Nintendo was like lull.

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Speaker 2: Shoots the past. It's basically like the audio version of

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Speaker 2: license plates. It's right exactly. Take out low five of

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Speaker 2: the letters, super low rids.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, skeet, want tell us what the people?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I gotta pull here somewhere, I gotta

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Speaker 2: pull it up. Okay, the people, this is interesting. The

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Speaker 2: people say vanity license plates? Are they good fifty four

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Speaker 3: No, that's a personal attack. I think they're just judging me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that's I shouldn't represent all of vanity

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Speaker 3: the real question. Yeah, what's what's your problem?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I guess JD said that you don't understand them,

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Speaker 4: I think Matt hit on it as well. It's a

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Speaker 4: bit like who do you think you are? Vanity plates?

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Speaker 3: Like you know the name?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right. Fifty four percent say no, good

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry my license plate? Is it nine to

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Speaker 3: eight four three CB nine? That's better for you?

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Speaker 2: You know what? That's uh to bring up a good

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Speaker 1: The first time you.

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Speaker 2: Do it and you're like, it asked for your license plate?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what my license plate is? Like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So I went sick and I was joked that

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Speaker 3: it was like it buzzes on everybody's phone. It was

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Speaker 3: everybody in the city is talking about my business taken

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Speaker 1: Om here, that's what the that's what the earwolf car

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Speaker 1: is that it's bad publicity. Okay. Our next topic comes

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Speaker 1: a huge debate between wiping while sitting versus wiping while standing.

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Speaker 1: I assume the only way to wipe was while sitting

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Speaker 1: So standing to wipe?

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Speaker 1: Also a nine person friend? All right, emir, you go,

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Speaker 3: This one's very cut and dry for me. First of all,

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Speaker 1: Toilet bday or dedicated Badet.

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Speaker 3: I have an extension and add on a dick extension

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Speaker 3: of but you can go full toilet as a bdet

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Speaker 3: as well. That's cool. That that being said, if you

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Speaker 3: is absurd, it's wild, it's terrible. It's it's not physically possible,

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Speaker 3: Like it closes your cheeks and smears everything in a

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Speaker 3: lean forward. That's why toilet seats are angled like this,

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Speaker 3: so it spreads your I'm sorry to say, I'm sorry

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Speaker 3: assholes that you can get in there for you to stand.

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Speaker 3: It's like you guys are shutting a safe and it's

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Speaker 1: Also, where'd you buy that safe? Because it's open in

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Speaker 3: Good for story, and there's shit smeared on the back.

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Speaker 3: I got it on predslist, got from.

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Speaker 2: A bunch up.

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Speaker 1: One thing I'm curious about as I was sort of

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Speaker 3: Around the back.

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Speaker 1: And upward eyes I'll put at them.

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Speaker 3: I don't even understand what stand, like standing to wipe is.

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Speaker 3: I don't like nobody teaches you how to wipe. It's

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Speaker 3: don't understand why you'd come up with standing to wipe, Like,

443
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,920
Speaker 3: why is that ever an option for you?

444
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,760
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you why. Because I'm a standard.

445
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 2: I'm a proud stander. Wow, I was.

446
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,399
Speaker 1: Hoping that someone would have the curse.

447
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,680
Speaker 3: He's a bystander.

448
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,760
Speaker 2: Bystander, I mean supply standard. Yeah, I mean it's a

449
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 2: two ply standard. I don't know there's something there. But

450
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,159
Speaker 2: my counter to you, like with the closing of the

451
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,479
Speaker 2: butt cheeks, not at all, in fact, because last time

452
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,440
Speaker 2: I checked, when you stand, you can lean forward, you

453
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,879
Speaker 2: can you can open up the safe to use your words,

454
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 2: and and that's placement of legs. That's a lot of things,

455
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 2: but the obstruction of the toilet seat is what gets

456
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,159
Speaker 2: me with you sitters uh. And it was interesting you

457
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,880
Speaker 2: brought up like what angle are you going in, Matt,

458
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 2: that that that thing is getting in your way, your

459
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 2: ass is taking up a lot of the space.

460
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,280
Speaker 1: I do have to stop you because you said leg position?

461
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 1: Does that believe?

462
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,359
Speaker 2: We see it? Like what what's going on?

463
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 3: Let's a side angle that can pretend your chair is

464
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,720
Speaker 3: the toilet, and then let's see what you're standing up

465
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 3: and doing because I'm really connius.

466
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 2: I'm not putting my right foot up on the sink

467
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 2: or anything like that. But it's not like I like

468
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,879
Speaker 2: that I'm standing like a pencil and can't get to

469
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,439
Speaker 2: my ass. Crack doesn't make any sense. So what are

470
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 2: you doing?

471
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,160
Speaker 3: I'd like to see what angle your body is at?

472
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,159
Speaker 3: Your legs straight?

473
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 2: Hold on, I have to take are you bowing?

474
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 3: You could take the headphones off if it helps.

475
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 2: Stop talking. No, it's just it's just like it's not

476
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 2: much different, I guess than what you guys are saying,

477
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 2: Like you're leaning forward on the toilet, but you're just

478
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 2: leaning up to get a better angle to get to

479
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,639
Speaker 2: the remnants on my ass.

480
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 3: Crack, so it's almost sitting. You're sort of squatting and

481
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,120
Speaker 3: covering above thee.

482
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 2: I think that's a better way to put it.

483
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, got it.

484
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's I think like you said, like it's

485
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 2: just one of these weird things that like you learn

486
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,639
Speaker 2: and then you find out later, like we're finding out now.

487
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, I'm the only one of the group here.

488
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 2: But it's because I'm like I almost want to ask

489
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: my mom, like, are you in dad's standers? Am I

490
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 2: an extension?

491
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 3: Is it a genetic thing? Because I guess your parents

492
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 3: wipe your ass.

493
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 2: For well, right right, you are taught at a certain

494
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 2: point to you know, hopefully you're taught to use the

495
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 2: toilet and then obviously do the wipe and stuff. It's like,

496
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 2: how are you taught in that instance? Is that stick

497
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 2: with you the entire time?

498
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,359
Speaker 4: So I got it.

499
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna text my mom.

500
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 3: We're gonna over the first time in a year.

501
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 1: Your parents probably ask you to stand when they are

502
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: wiping your butt? Am I wrong?

503
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: JD?

504
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 4: I mean I have. I've taught two humans how to

505
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 4: wipe their ass, and it was one of the most

506
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 4: harrowing things that I've had to teach them, including teaching

507
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 4: my older son to drive. Now, it was worse teaching

508
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 4: him to wipe his ass, because he would there was

509
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 4: just so much room for disaster, you know, like you know,

510
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 4: he grabbed like the paper, I'd be like, roll it up,

511
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 4: and I'm a sitter for the record. Between the legs,

512
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know.

513
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: Oh you're yeah, you like to get that ship as

514
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 1: close to the falls as possible.

515
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 4: That's exactly right.

516
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: Isn't there a.

517
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 3: A little situation between your legs. You gotta go like

518
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 3: around the the d and B that's yes, yeah, the Dave.

519
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,360
Speaker 4: And Busters go past the Dave and Busters.

520
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

521
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, But you know it's fine. It's fine. I just

522
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 4: wipe until I don't see anything anymore. But I have

523
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 4: a bidet as well, so it's uh, it's very clean.

524
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 3: We're getting some pushback in the comments. Some people are

525
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 3: calling Skates a leaner, not a stander.

526
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 2: I mean, that's standing though. If my if my butt

527
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 2: comes off of the toilet even an inch, it's I'm standing.

528
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that the definition of standing.

529
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,479
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Squat?

530
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 1: And when when you go to the git do a squat?

531
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: That's what you're doing.

532
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 2: And then they say, so I'm sitting.

533
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: I'm like not, yes, well it sounds like it.

534
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,959
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, you're saying, and how high are

535
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 2: how high?

536
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: How we still need to.

537
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 4: See this.

538
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 2: In your head? You think standing means the person is

539
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 2: standing straight up in front of the toilet seat while

540
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 2: they trying to wipe.

541
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: That's what's standing.

542
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 2: No, nobody's wiping their ass like that. No they are.

543
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 3: They are removing the angle of your back is yes,

544
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 3: will you show us the angle of your back?

545
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 2: Is it over?

546
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 3: Is it almost one hundred and eighty degrees? When close to? Okay?

547
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 2: Put it?

548
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 1: Put a protractor against your ass, ship.

549
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 3: A compass for once.

550
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 2: I don't know if you hear me.

551
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 1: I get here and what while while you're up there,

552
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 1: let's just do the part of the podcast where you

553
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: show us your dick, because a little one.

554
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 2: Let me show you my car first. Uh, it's a

555
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 2: it's a Chevy tracks. Okay, what am I doing?

556
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? You don't have to hold the miny. We really

557
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 3: just need to see your body.

558
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, he's put the mic do in. I will

559
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: narrate for people that are listening.

560
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 3: Just the angle right now.

561
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: So far he's sitting so far he's sitting.

562
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,360
Speaker 3: This is one hundred. Yeah, he's grabbing the toil paper.

563
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 3: Oh that's almost ninety degrees. That's almost ninety degrees. That's

564
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 3: that's one hundred.

565
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 2: It's a fucking stand. I think it's a stand for sure.

566
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 2: That Yeah, I'm not like this.

567
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 3: No one just bowing. Not vertical fully vertical is unprecedented.

568
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 3: But you're almost at ninety degrees.

569
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 1: I would say a mirror. He's more mid shmah, that's

570
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: that's only for a mirror.

571
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 3: But he's dobbining.

572
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 1: He's doing it's a little prayer.

573
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 2: What are the people sayings the people? Let's see what

574
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 2: the people are saying. Okay, is it good to stand

575
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 2: when you're wipe, or at least to lean or to

576
00:26:55,680 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 2: levitate a little off your toilet seats? Fifty fifty seven

577
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 2: percent say no, not good, not good. So there's but

578
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: that that actually didn't you say? It's like basically three

579
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 2: out of four people do stand. No.

580
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: No, I said three out of ten.

581
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 2: So I met three. Sorry, I meant I met three

582
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 2: or four out of ten people. Is because I saw

583
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 2: a couple of metrics on this.

584
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: It's not dentists recommending a two. It's not three out

585
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: of four.

586
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is this is this is spot on,

587
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 2: I mean, at least according to the people.

588
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

589
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

590
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 4: The main problem for standing for me is I just

591
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 4: don't trust that there's not just something clinging on that's

592
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 4: just going to make a break for it while I'm

593
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 4: standing up. You know what I mean?

594
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you don't know if there's crap still coming.

595
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 4: I just don't trust it. It's I'm I'm ninety nine

596
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 4: percent sure, but that's not enough. That's not enough. I

597
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 4: need to be one hundred percent sure before I'm standing up.

598
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, look we figured it out. Next topic,

599
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: Halloween's coming up on Monday. So I ask you leaving

600
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: an unattended bowl of candy outside for trick or treaters?

601
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 1: Is this good? So you get to to you get

602
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: to your porch, there's just a big bowl of candy,

603
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 1: maybe with a little sign that says take one, and

604
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: you're not interacting with anyone a mirror. Is this good?

605
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 3: Uh? I mean it's not great. Ultimately, you do want

606
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 3: to see the whole spirit of the holidays that you

607
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 3: open the door. They yell at they don't get you're

608
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 3: sort of You're you're depriving the kids of the the

609
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 3: one part of the holiday, which is yelling trick or

610
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 3: treat m So in that way, I'll have to go

611
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 3: not bad, but slightly not bad, slightly not good.

612
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 2: What if you're not whole?

613
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 3: That's also kind of weird.

614
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: Where are you.

615
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: Halloween?

616
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 3: You're just at a fricking Denny's. You're at a You're

617
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 3: at a diner eating on October thirty. First, you're avoiding

618
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 3: the kids.

619
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: Bringing bring a handful of scrambled eggs to the trigger.

620
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 3: Treaters, take one, take one clump. Sadly, I live in

621
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 3: the neighborhood that doesn't have a lot of like trick

622
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 3: or treaters, so I don't even get to do the

623
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 3: bowl or the seeing the kids. I just sort of

624
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 3: have to like hear about it on social media. But

625
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 3: I would think if you are in a neighborhood where

626
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 3: kids are coming by, uh, you got to let them

627
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 3: up to your house.

628
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: Okay, So do you live in a place that has

629
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: street access directly to your you do and no one

630
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: comes by?

631
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm just in a hilly neighborhood that

632
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 3: there's not a lot of like young kids who live there.

633
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: Okay, Skeets, where are you on this one?

634
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 2: You?

635
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: I know I've been to your house, so I assume

636
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: you have trick or.

637
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 2: Treaters, not a lot of my issues on a dead

638
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 2: end that's the same.

639
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: That's the scariest place to trick or treat dead end.

640
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 2: But it's also like, you know, you're not maximizing your

641
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: night on a particular dead end street, right You only

642
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 2: going in and you're coming out the same way. I mean,

643
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 2: I guess you can hit both sides of the street,

644
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 2: but uh, not a lot down here, so not a

645
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 2: lot of kids. But we've done the bowl outside. It's

646
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 2: like one of two things. If I'm not home, if

647
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 2: we are not going to be home, people do go

648
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: out on Halloween, they go to parties and such. It's like,

649
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 2: are we doing the lights off, shut her down, like

650
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 2: we're what's his name, John Tafford.

651
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 3: Or something sea it's taken.

652
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 2: Or are we leaving at least a little treat for

653
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 2: the rare people that are coming around, and that's we've

654
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 2: done that. I don't really have an issue with this

655
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 2: at all. I think if you're home, you should be

656
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 2: attending to the door. You should be putting in the work,

657
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 2: like you said, have the funds, seeing the costumes and

658
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 2: getting trick or treats and all. This is fun the exchange.

659
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 2: But if you're not home, then I don't have an

660
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 2: issue with leaving it.

661
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: I guess, and JD, where are you on this one?

662
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 4: I am one hundred percent it's good. I have done

663
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 4: this when I've been home by myself the kids. We're

664
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 4: out of town and I have no interest in seeing

665
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 4: anybody else's kids. And there's cute little costumes, but I

666
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 4: also want to provide something for them. If you dare

667
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 4: to come up to my darkened house with no pumpkin,

668
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 4: you will be rewarded with a treat if you want

669
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 4: to take as much as you want to take, or

670
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 4: fucking take as much as you want. I don't care.

671
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 4: I don't I don't want to participate in that. I

672
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 4: will be uh, I'll be inside watching something on my television,

673
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 4: not participating. Okay, so it's good.

674
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: Now we know why your vanity license plate says curmudgeon. Actually, yeah,

675
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,719
Speaker 1: I forgot to mention that we want joke that JD's

676
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: vanity license plates should say curmudgeon, but the way we

677
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: spelled it looked like com dragon.

678
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.

679
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: I would not get through. Yeah, I don't know. I

680
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 1: don't know if I get through. I'd like to introduce

681
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: a phrase for everyone that's giving out candy this year,

682
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: control the bowl. Okay, if you just put it out

683
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: there exactly like a meer said, you're you're losing interact

684
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: acting with the trigger treaters. They're not getting to say

685
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: trick or treat and learning a lesson on how to

686
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: be polite and interact with strangers. And they're not getting

687
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: the affirmation of saying like, oh you look amazing, you

688
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: look so cute, or what is that costume? Or oh

689
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: you a big Spider Man fan. That's like, that's the

690
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: whole point of the holiday. We're already like, we're not

691
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: going to bank tellers anymore. We're using ATMs. This is

692
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: the Andy Rooney section of them. We're not interacting with people,

693
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: So we can't have Halloween go from being a communal,

694
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: neighborhoody event to just basically a candy ATMM. That's where

695
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: I stand.

696
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 2: Hey, what about this though, Jake here in the stream team,

697
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 2: this is great to leave the bowl and attended kids,

698
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 2: small kids, they take one each and then later at

699
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 2: night when the kids are asleep, the preteens take the bowl.

700
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 2: Everybody's satisfied, candy's gone.

701
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: You steal, but they steal the bull.

702
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 2: Well, no, he's saying, you know, the young young kids,

703
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 2: they're only taking one. The kids, it says, take one.

704
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 2: They're going to follow the rules for the most part.

705
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:04,719
Speaker 4: Maybe too, but I usually have a parent controlling them

706
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 4: as well.

707
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 2: But then the fourteen year olds and the fifteen year

708
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: olds they swing by later and it's like, Ah, they

709
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 2: just dumped the rest in, but who cares, the night

710
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 2: is done. You were just gonna eat the candy anyway, Matt.

711
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: They did you a favor.

712
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 3: I will say, if you're on the fence about something

713
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 3: extrapolated out to everybody doing it, would it ruin like

714
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 3: the entire event. And if everybody just left a bowl out,

715
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 3: I think that would ruin Halloween. So if you're on

716
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 3: the fence about it, it seems like you want to

717
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 3: air on the side of having people come up to

718
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 3: your door.

719
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: Okay, skeetz, what are the people saying on this one?

720
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: Okay?

721
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: The people are are the ones that are trick or treated?

722
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, these have been tight results for all of

723
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 2: these questions here, So this is a great batch or

724
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: maybe just great.

725
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 3: We're just so divided, so divided as an issue.

726
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 2: It's just good leaving an unintended bowl of candy outside

727
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 2: for the trick and treat. Trick and treaters, fifty four

728
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 2: percent say no, just ticked up to fifty five percent

729
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 2: say no, it's not good.

730
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: Okay, good good. We're still living in a society, so

731
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: that that's good to know. Amir, you going out for

732
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: Halloween this year? Do you have a costume?

733
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 3: I'm a pretty lazy Halloween go or outer. My girlfriend's

734
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 3: always like, let's do this, and the makeup and the wigs.

735
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 3: I don't like wearing makeup. I don't like wearing wigs.

736
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 3: I don't like feeling. I feel like claustrophobic and all

737
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 3: that stuff. So all my costumes are like I'll put

738
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 3: on a Lionel messy jersey and hold a soccer ball,

739
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 3: or like I'll hold a tennis racket tonight. Like that's

740
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 3: the extent of my Halloween going out.

741
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: If you are just listening and you don't know what

742
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: Amir looks like, google him because him with a messy

743
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 1: shirt is pretty good.

744
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 3: I do get messy even without the jersey, and in

745
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,720
Speaker 3: the jersey it's very close.

746
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 4: Oh cool.

747
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 3: It's cool because he's the goat. But it's not cool

748
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 3: because you want to also look like Ronaldo a little

749
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 3: bit and not just messy.

750
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: So well off for that. Yeah, all right, we got

751
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,760
Speaker 1: to go to a break. But on the other side,

752
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to settle this and help someone out

753
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: who's trying to convince his girlfriend to move into his

754
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: haunted mansion. Welcome back to Is this good, JD? It's

755
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 1: time to settle this. When people need help navigating life's

756
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: biggest decisions, when they're lost, confused at a crossroads, they

757
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: seek our wise counsel and we deliver an airtight verdict. JD.

758
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: If you wouldn't mind throwing up today's question and says, hey, guys,

759
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: after the pandemic, I moved into our empty family home,

760
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 1: which has been passed down for many generations. The upside,

761
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: I don't have to pay rent and the house is huge.

762
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: It's two stories with an attic, five bedrooms, and a

763
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,919
Speaker 1: big garden. The downside is that the house is very old.

764
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: The grandparents of my grandparents also lived here, and there

765
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: is a plot of land in the backyard where all

766
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: my ancestors are buried. Every time I invite my friends over,

767
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: they tell me they see strange things in the house.

768
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 1: When my girlfriend stays over, she feels like someone is

769
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: looking at her, even when there's no one around out.

770
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: Even my sister thinks the place is haunted. I've been

771
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: living here for two years and have been visiting since

772
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: I was a kid, and have never seen or felt

773
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: anything weird. Last month, I asked my girlfriend to move in,

774
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: but she told me she'd only accept if we get

775
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: a new place. I prefer she move in with me,

776
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: since it's free and really big. Should I just move out,

777
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: find another place and pay rent, or should I keep

778
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: trying to persuade her to move into this house, knowing

779
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: it might jeopardize our relationship. I couldn't be more excited

780
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: to have a mirror here. Because he hosts the If

781
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: I Were You podcast, which is an advice podcast, so

782
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 1: he is a professionally giving advice. What would you tell

783
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: John from the Philippines about trying to get his girlfriend

784
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: to move into his haunted mansion.

785
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 3: Well, this one is a tough one because you have

786
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 3: one vision in your mind about what's going on in

787
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 3: this house, and then he says, John from the Philippines,

788
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, this house is

789
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 3: in the Philippines. I can't even possibly imagine what that

790
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 3: would entail, Like what if they're I was gonna be like,

791
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 3: there's no such a thing as a haunted house. But

792
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 3: then it's like, well, maybe I don't know, it's the Philippine,

793
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:04,240
Speaker 3: it's anything. What if there are haunted houses in the Philippines. Ultimately,

794
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 3: I have to err on the side of living in

795
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 3: a place for free. I mean, that's the biggest that's

796
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 3: the biggest financial asset one can have. You live at home,

797
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 3: which is like, you know, you have to still live

798
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 3: with your parents, but you ultimately suck it up because

799
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 3: you're not paying any rent. This guy gets the house

800
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 3: and doesn't have to live with anybody. I mean, you

801
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 3: gotta go for that. You gotta do that, and I

802
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 3: think the girlfriend will ultimately get over it. If the

803
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 3: place is actually haunted, I might have to reconsider. But

804
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 3: as of now, I've never seen an actual haunted house.

805
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: I mean I agree. I mean I would say, since

806
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 1: ghosts aren't real, wow, rent Israel, take that you should

807
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: live there. I will tell you. One thing that made

808
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: me a little suspicious about this email. John's talking about

809
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: how big this house is, how amazing this house is.

810
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 1: He says, it's the house is huge. It's two stories

811
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: with an attic, five bedrooms, and a big garden. Why

812
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: are you mentioning the attic? If this house is so big,

813
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: why are you pointing out the tiniest, small, the scariest

814
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: part of it. I mean, if you have five bedrooms,

815
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: is an attic that much of a selling point? It

816
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: seems like there's plenty of stores it is.

817
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 2: If you're a ghost and you want to live somewhere, yeah,

818
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 2: that's a third floor.

819
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 3: The third floor is the most haunted part of a house.

820
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 3: You never see just like a duplex that's haunted. It's

821
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 3: always like a house that's a little bit bigger ghosts

822
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 3: like heat r. Yes, exactly. I have a haunted two

823
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 3: bedroom apartment and that's never happens. That couldn't happen.

824
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: I mean, let me ask you this. Do you think

825
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: it's legal in California to bury someone on your property?

826
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: That's another thing that struck me. I mean again, I

827
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,760
Speaker 1: was reading I was like, Okay, everyone in your family

828
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: that's passed away, is buried in your backyard. I have

829
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: to admit that is spooky, but it is the Philippine.

830
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: So I wondered, is it legal to bury someone in

831
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: my backyard, providing I haven't murdered them.

832
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 3: I think it is illegal to bury someone in your backyard.

833
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: Final answer, Okay, since you're we're in California, that is correct.

834
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: But California is one of only three states Indiana, California,

835
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: and that's why I will only live in Indiana. Calory watch.

836
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 4: We definitely have people buried in our backyards. You must.

837
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was just at a party, like in the

838
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 2: neighborhood the other day and they like, someone out of

839
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,439
Speaker 2: nowhere is telling me, oh, you're about the guy that's

840
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 2: dead in a car in this ravine by us. I'm like,

841
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? They they went on to

842
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: tell this like crazy story about this guy fell asleep

843
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 2: at the wheel and he just like drove like through

844
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 2: this property and like down this ravine. It's like in

845
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 2: my basically it's my backyard. It's like, you know, pass

846
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 2: my fence but right there. And I'm like, well that's crazy,

847
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 2: and they're like yeah, they just they could never find them.

848
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 2: They just left it down there so at night if

849
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,479
Speaker 2: you listened very carefully, because you're a honking all right.

850
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 3: Let's just go on to the next question. You're freaking

851
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 3: me out, many.

852
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 2: Come get my vanity license played at least off the

853
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 2: car says, come drag anyway. To weigh in on John's

854
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 2: problem here, people on the stream team are freaking out

855
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: that he's got an attic. Apparently they don't have those

856
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 2: in a lot of houses in the Philippines. Maybe that

857
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: is I don't know, maybe this is. It sounds like

858
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 2: a mansion. This place sounds very big. But I do

859
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 2: have this weird thought about this email, and I want

860
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 2: your take on it. Guys, would you feel almost offended?

861
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 2: Like everybody else is seeing ghosts. Everybody's spooked in this house.

862
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 2: They're seeing things, blah blah blah, they're hearing things. Nothing

863
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 2: from John in a way like aren't you bothered? You're John?

864
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 3: They like you want to hear shit like.

865
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 2: A little bit. It's like, why is everybody else getting

866
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 2: in all the well, not fun but the terror And

867
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 2: he's got nothing. He's like he is the ghost. That's good.

868
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 1: Don't you get it?

869
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't get it. He doesn't love his girlfriend.

870
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 2: This is his way to push her away.

871
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 3: Girlfriend moves in.

872
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: There's nobody here, Guys, I told you you know Shyamalan

873
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: endings on my.

874
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 3: Wait a sec said John and the Philippines. That guy

875
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 3: died ten years ago today. This is impossible.

876
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 1: What about this is sort of made me think of

877
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: this and JD maybe you could answer this. Would you

878
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: buy a murder house aka a house in which someone

879
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 1: has been murdered?

880
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 3: We know what a murder house is.

881
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 4: That's a great question. Yeah, I probably would.

882
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 3: I probably would at a discount. Or would it just

883
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 3: be fun?

884
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 2: Oh?

885
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, heavy, heavy discount.

886
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 2: We have friends who did that, well, murder on their street,

887
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 2: murder a Jace, murder on the beak. Yeah, I think

888
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 2: something went down on their street a murder.

889
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 1: But that's fine. The ghosts can't enter if it died outside.

890
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 3: It kind of depends on if the killer is still

891
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 3: at large.

892
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I guess.

893
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: I heard the killer is dead at the bottom of.

894
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 2: Rovina talking away.

895
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 4: Presumably all of the ghosts in John's house are his

896
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 4: family anyway.

897
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it's really yeah, And the reason they're there,

898
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: the unfinished business is that they never told John they

899
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: loved him.

900
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 3: That's awesome.

901
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: Wow, So they got to make peace with him that.

902
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 4: They just have to hang out in the house and

903
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 4: watch him have sex with this his girlfriend or the

904
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 4: rest of his life. Maybe that's why his girlfriend has

905
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 4: a problem. I don't know, Like maybe it's just ridiculous

906
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 4: to me honestly, John, Maybe have a good look at

907
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 4: your girlfriend and say, is this worth it? Because I

908
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 4: could be living in a mansion and what happens to

909
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 4: the house, Like it sounds like selling. It doesn't sound

910
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 4: like it's an option. It's like a generational house. So

911
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 4: it's like, get over it, move in with me, or

912
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 4: I'll find somebody else who wants to move in with me.

913
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 4: I don't know.

914
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, with all with all the money they're saving on rent,

915
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: do you know how high their stage budget could be?

916
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: They could just they could be cleansing that place, right.

917
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 4: I mean, you must be able to get like some

918
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 4: sort of exorcism or you know, there must be ghost

919
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 4: busting type people, psychics that they can bring in to

920
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 4: cleanse the house. You know, the Poultergeist lady.

921
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: Bring her in, Jason, rightman, if you're listening, Okay, that's

922
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: your next that's your next ghostbuster sequel, you got to

923
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: head to the Philippines.

924
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

925
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: So it seems like in the settle this, we're all saying,

926
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: take the free rent, deal with the ghosts.

927
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you don't believe in ghosts, and you're definitely

928
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 2: gonna say that. Okay, sorry, I mean there's no ghosts. Man,

929
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 2: it's a it's a spooky It sounds like you live

930
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 2: in a fucking spooky Look at house. Clean it up,

931
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 2: that's what I would do.

932
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. A lot of it is just the dust. Open

933
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 3: a book off the shelf.

934
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's also he didn't mention a basement. Basements are

935
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 4: way scarier than addicts and might interesting interesting.

936
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 1: Okay, well, don't dust the books because you might hit

937
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: one and it will open the secret passageway.

938
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 4: That's another room, man, that's another room.

939
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 2: This five bedrooms just went to bedrooms, secret stairways.

940
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: Plus an adu in the attic. All right, it's time

941
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 1: to get to the final segment of the show. It's

942
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 1: time for subjective trivia.

943
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 2: Ah.

944
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: Yes, it's subjective trivia. It's just like regular trivia, except

945
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: only I know the answer. As always, I have written

946
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: it on the back of this car, so you know

947
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: that I am not cheating again. As we mentioned earlier,

948
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: Halloween's coming up. According to Google Trends, these are the

949
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: top ten most searched costumes this year and this is

950
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: in order of popularity. So going from the top most

951
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: popular least popular, most search for Halloween costumes of twenty

952
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: twenty two, which Spider Man, dinosaur, Stranger things these categories,

953
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a bit vague fairy, pirate, rabbit cheerleader, cowboy,

954
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 1: Harley Quinn. So again, which Spider Man, dinosaur, Stranger Things, fairy, pirate,

955
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: rabbit cheerleader, cowboy Harley Quinn. So I need you to

956
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 1: tell me which of these dog shit costumes is the best? Interesting,

957
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: I would.

958
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,479
Speaker 3: Say that the best costume, sort of unrelated is taking

959
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 3: two of them and combining them, like rat, rabbit, pirate

960
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:31,399
Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, a dinosaur cheerleader, that's a good cost

961
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 3: that's good.

962
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, tiny little arms trying to cheer.

963
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.

964
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, cowboy Harley Quinn. So you're asking us just which

965
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 3: one of these is the best?

966
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: One is the best? Yeah? Now you could look at

967
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: it like if you had to pick one of these,

968
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: which one did you pick? And we'll see if we

969
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: match up.

970
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 2: So, Matt, you do think all of these are garbage?

971
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 2: You said, well, I.

972
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: Think that there's one salvageable one in the next year.

973
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 2: So that's the one we got to figure out.

974
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 4: And this is something that you would wear, You would

975
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 4: you would wear.

976
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: Had to, I would wear this proud.

977
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 2: Would you buy the costume or make the costume? Well?

978
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,919
Speaker 1: See, okay, I want you to factor in how easy

979
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: this costume is supposed here together. Okay, it's like like

980
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,359
Speaker 1: like a meer said, we're lazy. My first I mean,

981
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you all my reasons now.

982
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, my first inclination is cowboy.

983
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've seen him get very excited about dressing in

984
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 4: a cowboy out.

985
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 2: Oh do we have the photo of him as a cat?

986
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 2: This guy, I've never seen someone happier to wear a

987
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 2: cowboy of it. Then Maddio dressed in all white in

988
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 2: San Antonio.

989
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 1: Damn.

990
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great photo. Well, we'll have to share

991
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 2: it on our Twitter accounts.

992
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 3: And you really just need that hat. You really just

993
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 3: need to buy the hat. Everything else you could sort

994
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 3: of tailor together with. Maybe you have the boots that

995
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 3: you bought once and.

996
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 2: Never wear, right, jeans, flannel shirt or some sort of

997
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 2: like yeah easy shirt. Yeah, that's cowboys are cool.

998
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 3: I mean it's a classic too, like it's not stranger things, Like,

999
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 3: all right, what is that like that's too topical, it seems.

1000
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna smoke a cigarette while he's dressed as

1001
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 2: a cowboy too. He's gonna have that.

1002
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: That's really cool, cerella, that's really cool.

1003
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 4: I'm putting the list back up because I want to

1004
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 4: see it.

1005
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I think, I mean, I'm with I'm with

1006
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 2: a mirror. I'm leaning towards Cowboy all these other ones.

1007
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 2: I'm just not Yeah, pirate eavy, but is it easier

1008
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 2: to find an eyepatch or a cowboy?

1009
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,399
Speaker 3: Pirate also feels, you know that you got to wear

1010
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 3: the eyepatch, which is not comfortable. You gotta like have

1011
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 3: a bunch of shit draped off you.

1012
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Cowboys just like you're sort

1013
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 2: of like, I'm basically like you could dress like this

1014
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 2: all the time for all we know, you know, right, Yeah, Okay, JD,

1015
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 2: are you all right?

1016
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 4: We're going with cowboy?

1017
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go with cowboy.

1018
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go with cowboy.

1019
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,760
Speaker 1: God damn, you guys are good. The answer is cowboy.

1020
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 2: Well done, team, Okay, I.

1021
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: Mean, let's go through it. You get to wear jeans,

1022
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: which are comfortable and you already have. People can see

1023
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: your face, which is good for conversing, but also especially

1024
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: if you're single and going to a Halloween party. You

1025
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 1: get to wear a cool hat, a cool shirt that

1026
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: you can then wear in other situations if you don't

1027
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: already have one, Like a western shirt with jeans just

1028
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: looks good. Facial hair agnostic. Some costumes you can only

1029
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: wear a few of facial hair. Some costumes you can't

1030
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: wear a few facial hair. Cowboy can go both ways.

1031
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: A bolo tie, it's unisex. You could be a cowgirl

1032
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,439
Speaker 1: and you could do a fun accent if you want.

1033
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 4: Okay, so what about the boots. Did you mention the boots?

1034
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I mean sure boots. I mean, like, if

1035
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: you have a desert boot, I think you could pull

1036
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: it off with that. If you want to go and get.

1037
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 4: Cowboy boots, come on wearing a desert boot as a

1038
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 4: cowboy urban cowboy urban.

1039
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 3: You do like Halloween. You went from hating Halloween to

1040
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 3: just critiquing the shoot choice of a full costume. You

1041
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 3: gotta be either in or out.

1042
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 4: And I was saying I hated Halloween. I hate Trekker Traders,

1043
00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 4: not Halloween.

1044
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 3: I love how isn't treat is fifty two percent of Halloween?

1045
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 4: Well the other forty eight percent?

1046
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm all right, Well that's the answer, and that's the show.

1047
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 1: If you have topics, tweet him to me at starters Matt,

1048
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: or email us at is this good pot at gmail

1049
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: dot com. Mere do you have anything to promote?

1050
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 2: Oh, he's showing us the real vanity license plate. That's

1051
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 2: actually really nice looking. California has a beautiful license plate too.

1052
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 3: That top part there, pretty cool it is.

1053
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: Could you hold it still so I could screen grab

1054
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: and use for the next photoshop?

1055
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 2: Why why do you have two of them?

1056
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 3: So there's front and back. And then I had to

1057
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 3: get a new license plate, so I went with the

1058
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 3: classic black and yellow version of this.

1059
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 2: So this is the oh wow, yeah, very cool.

1060
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 3: The black and yellow one has actually attached to my car.

1061
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 3: This is from the last car.

1062
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 4: We got to get a no dunkswe tho.

1063
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, that works.

1064
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 3: That's seven seven letters. That's another good thing about the

1065
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 3: head gum. It's like it was the perfect fit.

1066
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 2: It's seven macs.

1067
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 3: Naggot. Yeah in California, Yeah yeah, some states are six.

1068
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is in Oka, Ga.

1069
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 2: I'm me here.

1070
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to prow besides your vanity license plate?

1071
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 3: Just Headgum check it out. There's lots of podcast on network.

1072
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 3: There's some sports, there's some Dungeons and Dragons, there's some

1073
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 3: funny comedy stuff, the Doe Boys, the Newcomers, there's something

1074
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 3: for everybody. Just go to headgum dot com to check

1075
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 3: it out.

1076
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 1: Nice all right, skeets.

1077
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, the NBA season in full swing here. I just

1078
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 2: listened to a little buckets a mere podcast with Billy right.

1079
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 3: That's right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it was very good.

1080
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 2: So yeah, no dunks. Every day ten o'clock join us

1081
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 2: live on YouTube. We flip it into a podcast available

1082
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 2: everywhere except for Stitcher.

1083
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're already making a sound like we're in the

1084
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 4: middle of the grind, which I guess we are.

1085
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 2: We are. We're doing ten shows of week and one

1086
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 2: hundred other shorts right now a week. So yeah, we're

1087
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 2: in the grime, baby, and I'll love it. A built

1088
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 2: for this.

1089
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, I get it. You don't want to come

1090
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 1: on the show. Relax.

1091
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 2: It was an honor to show you how I wipe

1092
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 2: my ass.

1093
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. We needed you here today.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, thank god it was here. Would have been

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Speaker 2: no debate at all. A bunch of weird sitters trying

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Speaker 2: to get to your ass crack, trying to get through

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Speaker 2: that little gap at the back where your your your

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Speaker 2: pasty skin is in the inch to thestick of the

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Speaker 2: toilet seat.

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Speaker 4: That's why you gotta go between the legs.

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Speaker 1: That's right. You got to wipe like a Mere's license plates,

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Speaker 1: front and back. Nice all right, I have something. Subscribe

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Speaker 1: to the new Is This Good feats, Apple Podcasts, Spotify YouTube,

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Speaker 1: follow us on Instagram at is This Good Pod? And

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Speaker 1: rate and review us so people you can help people

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Speaker 1: find the show. I Mere, thanks so much for coming.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Oh sorry, I stepped on your thanks.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to do that? We can get that clean.

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Speaker 2: So let's just start over again. Okay, let's pop it up. One.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so JD just cut in on. Thanks for listening.

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Speaker 1: Three two, one, oh, thanks for listening for everyone. I'm

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Speaker 1: Matt Austin and this was good.

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Speaker 2: We'll see you next. Okay, I'm recording now