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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. One word it's a jewil show.

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Speaker 1: That's not one word, that's like four or seven I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure. But there is one word that you can

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Speaker 1: say to any police officer that will get you out

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Speaker 1: of any traffic I want to tell you what that

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Speaker 1: word isn't just a second, but first you know that

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Speaker 1: feeling when you know you're right and you're about to

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Speaker 1: prove somebody wrong. That's one of the greatest moments in life,

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Speaker 1: the moment when somebody thinks that they got you, that

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Speaker 1: they have you pegged your backs against the wall. But

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Speaker 1: you know the whole time that you just can't wait

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Speaker 1: until they confront you about whatever it is, because you

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Speaker 1: know you're about to be right and they're about to

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Speaker 1: be wrong. And Boom goes to dynamite, Boom goes to dynamite.

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Speaker 1: It's like when Garrett, your coworker and sales calls you

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Speaker 1: out in a meeting trying to put something off on you,

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Speaker 1: saying that you never sent him an email, and then

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Speaker 1: you say, hold on a second, You search your inbox,

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Speaker 1: you find the email, and then you casually forward it

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Speaker 1: to everybody in the room. Then you look at Garrett

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Speaker 1: and go Hey, Garrett, what's the date on that email?

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Speaker 1: And Boom goes to dynamite Exactly. It's one of those

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Speaker 1: situations happened just last night. And because of that situation,

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Speaker 1: I realized that I know the secret to getting out

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Speaker 1: of any traffic ticket ever. And it's just by saying

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Speaker 1: one word. It's not even one word. It's just like

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Speaker 1: you just get out of tickets to the trick. Alex

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Speaker 1: always gets frustrated because anytime I get pulled over, I

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Speaker 1: always get out of the ticket I've been pulled. It

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Speaker 1: is often because he drives like that's also true. So

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Speaker 1: when you drive like I do, you need to know

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Speaker 1: how to get out of tickets. And I got pulled

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Speaker 1: over last night. I deserved it. I was driving terrible

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Speaker 1: speeding or well speeding. And then also the moon looked dope,

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Speaker 1: and so I was using the cinematic video on my

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Speaker 1: phone to record the moon. So I had my hand

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Speaker 1: out the window recording them, head inside, and I went

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Speaker 1: at the sunroof trying to get shots. That way, I'm

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Speaker 1: switching back and forth between the different zooms on it

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Speaker 1: as I didn't even know I was driving for most

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Speaker 1: of the time, but I was definitely swerving a bunch.

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Speaker 1: I was approaching the stop sign. It's on the corner

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Speaker 1: of my houses, and I had the phone out the

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Speaker 1: window filming the moon. I'm like, this is sweet. And

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Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, I'm like, whoa, it's super

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Speaker 1: right and why is it red and blue? Wait a second,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting pulled over. I didn't realize it, but there

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Speaker 1: was a cop behind me. I pulled around the corner.

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Speaker 1: I was like, crap, he just pulled me over because

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Speaker 1: I'm swerving, and he probably sees me hanging my phone

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Speaker 1: out the window looking at my phone when you're not

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Speaker 1: supposed to do that while driving. Also, don't do that

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Speaker 1: while driving. And he pulled me over right in front

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Speaker 1: of the house, and I'm like, and I just ran

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Speaker 1: the stop sign, So this guy's gonna get me for

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Speaker 1: like everything. Yeah, So he walked up and he started

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Speaker 1: talking to me. And by the way, earlier, we had

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Speaker 1: just ridden our bikes back from a restaurant where we

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Speaker 1: ate dinner. So I just peddled up hill and I

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Speaker 1: was sweaty and out of breath. I looked like I

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Speaker 1: was either high on something or hammered out of my mind.

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Speaker 1: So I already knew that he was looking at me

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Speaker 1: sideways like this dude's definitely drunk. He's swerving around, he's

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Speaker 1: filming the moon, he's on something. And he doesn't live

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Speaker 1: at this house, that's for sure. Then he looked at

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Speaker 1: me and he was like, how much have you had

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Speaker 1: to drink tonight? And I was thinking, is this guy

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Speaker 1: gonna give me a duy test in front of my

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Speaker 1: own house? I was like, well, I had two drinks

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Speaker 1: at dinner, but that was like two hours ago. And

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Speaker 1: I also rode my bike home up hill and I'm

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Speaker 1: super sweaty and tired from that. So if I'm drunk,

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Speaker 1: that's what it is. I'm just exhausted, sir. Also, I

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Speaker 1: got wonky eyes. I mean, when i'm hammered, you'll know

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Speaker 1: because they will go opposite directions. But my eyes are

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Speaker 1: always kind of wonky. So I didn't think he was

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Speaker 1: actually gonna give me a d y test because I

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Speaker 1: wasn't drunk. Also, he could have got me for like

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Speaker 1: seven other things, so I looked super guilty. I also

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Speaker 1: don't talk to cops like most people do, so he's like,

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Speaker 1: why were you swerving all over the road? And I

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Speaker 1: was like, you see the moon, and he was like what.

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Speaker 1: I was like, did you see the moon? He was

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Speaker 1: like what, I think it was kind of stunned by that.

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Speaker 1: So I got him off guard with that, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, it's beautiful. And I had my phone out

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Speaker 1: using cinematic video and I was filming, and I know

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Speaker 1: I was driving like a hole and I know I

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Speaker 1: was swerving all over the place, but I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to film the moon and I'll never do that again.

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Speaker 1: And he was like, Okay, hey, can I talk to

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Speaker 1: you over here by the front of your car for

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Speaker 1: a second. And I was like, this seems you gonna

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Speaker 1: try to give me for a duy right now. Were

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Speaker 1: you nervous? No, I wasn't not nervous one bit because

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Speaker 1: I knew there was no way I was going to

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Speaker 1: get a duy right even if I mess up and

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Speaker 1: I fall down or he thinks I'm drunk and he

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Speaker 1: takes me in, There's no alcohol in my system anymore.

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Speaker 1: I had biked it out at that point, and I

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Speaker 1: wasn't drunk in the first place. So it was a

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Speaker 1: really good feeling because I haven't passed a lot of

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Speaker 1: tests in my life, so I was super excited about that. Lord.

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Speaker 1: You know. So I was a nervous one bit I

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Speaker 1: feel that I am terrified of cops. I start shaking, trembling, crying,

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Speaker 1: chicken kes on my head, starts just going Like the

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Speaker 1: first time I ever got pulled over, I was in

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Speaker 1: a work company car. He's like, I need license and registration.

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Speaker 1: Well I don't even know what the registration looks like

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Speaker 1: in my own car, much less somebody else. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: saw me just struggling. He goes, you know what, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna let you go and I was like, I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I promise I'm still the car. So getting

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Speaker 1: a field to Brightey test in front of my own

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Speaker 1: house when I wasn't drunk at all, he did the

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Speaker 1: thing where they make you follow the flashlight with your eye.

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Speaker 1: My legs were tired from riding a bike. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad he didn't make me do with this down

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Speaker 1: on one lake thing. I would have fell. You guys,

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Speaker 1: my husband was taking a field to Bridey test in

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Speaker 1: front of our home. Yes, yeah, but I passed it

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Speaker 1: with flying colors. I wasn't drunk at all. He just

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Speaker 1: thought I was because I had ridden my bike and

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Speaker 1: I was all sweaty, and I was driving terrible. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was funny. Our neighbors already don't know what

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Speaker 1: to think of us. Right now, I know why they

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Speaker 1: won't let their kids come over and play with my kids.

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Speaker 1: I've asked them at least seven times. At the last

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Speaker 1: seven times when I've asked, he said no for some reason.

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Speaker 1: So now I know why Jewils getting rested. The Jewels

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