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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's Today's Strawberry Letter, the subject you

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Speaker 1: can't hide a beautiful body. You heard me, You can't

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Speaker 1: be good a beautiful body. Nobody said nothing about naked Tommy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you ain't gonna have it, you got to let

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Speaker 1: it out. If you're gonna let it out, you got

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Speaker 1: to get naked. What did were talking about? Okay, we're

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Speaker 1: talking about the prank right now, that's what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Can you fix my roof? That don't sound harmful? Right,

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Speaker 1: That's why I said, Oh, okay, that's nice. Yeah. Can

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Speaker 1: you fix my roof? That's all I ask? Is it

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Speaker 1: leaking or something? Got some issue? I'm just saying no,

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Speaker 1: But can you fix my roof? That's all I want

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Speaker 1: to know. Look at my face, Carl. I always looking

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Speaker 1: for that hard left. Where you going with it? Though?

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Speaker 1: It's always there? Tommy, Well, well get ready for the

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Speaker 1: hard left. You we go? Can you fix my roof?

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Speaker 1: Let's go? Cad Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Eduardo.

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Speaker 1: Does that word? Eduardo? How are you doing? Man? I'm

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Speaker 1: one of your neighbors. Man, I'm actually like two streets over.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you could come around here

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Speaker 1: man and help me out. Man, I gotta leak in

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Speaker 1: my roof. Are you able to come around the corner

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Speaker 1: real quick and see about fixing my roof? Who? Who's this? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This Sammy? Man? I live like two streets over from you.

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Speaker 1: You're Eduardo, right? Yes? Okay, hey, I need you to

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Speaker 1: I gotta leak in my roof. Man, I wanted to

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Speaker 1: see if you can come around here and and take

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Speaker 1: a little in your roof. What does that have to

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Speaker 1: do with me? No, No, I gotta leak in it.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't have anything to do with you. But I

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Speaker 1: wanted to see you could come around here and fix

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Speaker 1: it for me. How did you get my number? Man?

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Speaker 1: What I mean? What do you think I'm I would

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Speaker 1: fix your roof? I got your number from one of

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Speaker 1: the neighbors. But you you're you're You're you're Hispanic right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I know. I'm I'm Hisspanical, I'm not from the standing.

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Speaker 1: I'm Mexican, if that's what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, what

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Speaker 1: I'm American, Mexican American. What I mean are you using this?

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Speaker 1: Are you're trying to be funny or what? What what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Why do I gotta go fix

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Speaker 1: your roof? I mean what you don't don't don't know?

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Speaker 1: Mexican people know how to do routs. You know what? Man,

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Speaker 1: don't talk to me like that. I'm an educated Mexican.

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Speaker 1: I'm your worst nightmare. Who do you do? Who? Who

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Speaker 1: do you think you can call me? Because I think

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Speaker 1: it all Mexican fixed roofs. And listen here, I'm not

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Speaker 1: a roofer. I work at a bank. Okay, you understand that.

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Speaker 1: I understand you work at a bank. But from my understanding,

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Speaker 1: all Hispanic people, I mean, what do you? What do you?

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Speaker 1: What do you do with the bank? I mean you

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Speaker 1: l do you lay pile? Little banke? What do you?

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Speaker 1: What do you do with the bank? Listen to you, ignorant.

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Speaker 1: I work at a bank. I'm a loan officer. I

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Speaker 1: am a dangerous I'm a Mexican with good credit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm a dangerous Mexican. You put the wrong person? Are

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Speaker 1: you that stupid? Huh? What is the matter with you? S? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who gave you my number? Where do you live? You

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Speaker 1: can't be one of my neighbors. I haven't seen a

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Speaker 1: retarded person walking around my neighborhood. Eight. I'm two streets

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Speaker 1: over from you. Man, I'm I'm like I said, I

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Speaker 1: got a leak in my room and somebody gave me

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Speaker 1: your number. I thought all Hispanic people knew how to

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Speaker 1: fix routs. Oh really, maybe if I don't cut your

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Speaker 1: classical type of huh, would that be cool? Why don't

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Speaker 1: you come over to my I'll tell you what I man.

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Speaker 1: You you you you're taking this. You're taking this the

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Speaker 1: wrong way. I'm trying to give you some work. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to what all I really wanted to see

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Speaker 1: if you could come over here and fix the leak.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's that's really all I

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Speaker 1: wanted to do it. I heard you know that most

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Speaker 1: Hispanic people, you know, all y'all supposed to know how

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Speaker 1: to do route. I mean, are you are you kidding me? Man?

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Speaker 1: You stupid? I work at the bank, I've got a degree.

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Speaker 1: You didn't hear me. You're one of them ignorant that

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Speaker 1: don't listen anything. I live in a nice neighborhood, man,

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Speaker 1: what do you do? You sell drugs to live in

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Speaker 1: this neighborhood? Your pieces? Look at this, you're making me

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Speaker 1: degrade myself by just talking to you. I don't do tyle.

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Speaker 1: I don't do construction. I don't fix rules. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a mechanic. I don't do y'alls. Okay, do you steal?

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Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with being a construction worker, for name,

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Speaker 1: brick or doing tile or doing roof, And there's nothing

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Speaker 1: wrong with that. Man. I got a lot of relatives.

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Speaker 1: I've done those jobs myself, but I educated myself. Now

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Speaker 1: I've got a degree, and I work at a bank

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Speaker 1: as a loan office. Don't you with me? Don't you

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Speaker 1: ever call me again? Little hey? I need English, Man,

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Speaker 1: I need English English? What? What? What? What are you saying? Man?

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Speaker 1: What are you saying? Don't you don't? Don't be upset

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Speaker 1: because I speak to languages and you speak one, or

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Speaker 1: you can probably speak pig Latin or something like that.

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Speaker 1: You know that you don't what? Man? I don't even

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Speaker 1: I don't even like to talk like this. And I've

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Speaker 1: worked at a bank. I gotta deal with customers every day,

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Speaker 1: and I deal with ignorant. I don't even like said.

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Speaker 1: I deal with ignorant on a daily basis. Like you

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Speaker 1: they got playing with uh man, I grew up on

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Speaker 1: the West Side. You need you need to watch your

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Speaker 1: so okay, hey man, let me let me let me

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Speaker 1: ask you here though. Do you know Julio? Do you

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Speaker 1: know Julio? Yeah, I know Julios. That's that's my curtain.

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Speaker 1: Now what does he have to do with? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Julio is the one that told me to call you.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man,

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Speaker 1: your cousins just got me to prank phone call you. No, man,

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Speaker 1: I now due now man, that's what and what? Yeah? Man,

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Speaker 1: I listen to that show. Man, y'all got me? Man

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Speaker 1: right well? Who I was ready to be a real

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Speaker 1: mescan from the hood. Man, God you all right? Man,

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Speaker 1: you got me now, I was gonna go back to

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Speaker 1: be like my cousins. Boy, man, hey man, I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing. Ask you had war though? What is

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Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land, Man, Steve Harvey in the Morning Man, he

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Speaker 1: got me, Hey Tommy, Tommy, Man, before you go, many,

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Speaker 1: tell your boy Steve towards the Sea ain't homeboard from

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Speaker 1: the hook. I love that man, he'd be one of

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Speaker 1: the homeboys. Man, crazy yeah, yeah, problem, As I told y'all,

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Speaker 1: gonna make a hard left look at my face way

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Speaker 1: too much. Just because a man in Spanish does not

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Speaker 1: give you the right to call him and answer fixings.

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Speaker 1: Not it, man, this one was not having it. I

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Speaker 1: worked at the bank of you. Yeah, you know what's

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Speaker 1: it's my job? Sure, it's my job. How many people

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Speaker 1: sure to do you know it's their job to be stupid?

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Speaker 1: How many people you know? Oh, but there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of people being stupid that we know. But I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: it's my job. You would do it for free. You

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Speaker 1: do it for free. Why you Why are you trying

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Speaker 1: to bring my paycheck? Are you trying to do that?

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Speaker 1: You're not. You ain't gonna from my stupid You can't

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Speaker 1: help it. Tom racialized cross I'm crossing. I don't. I

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Speaker 1: do not discriminate. I am. I am not racist. I

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Speaker 1: am hitting everybody. So if you would like me to

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Speaker 1: prank phone call one of your friends or your pastor

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Speaker 1: or your co worker or whatever, I always throw that

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Speaker 1: in calling you you have to get the past. That

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Speaker 1: was the one my mom my, mom, I'm saying. And

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Speaker 1: you know what, they're easy to find because they're home now.

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Speaker 1: So that's good. If you get that whole phone, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something. If you get that home phone,

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Speaker 1: you win it. Thomas Miles dot com. Click on the

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Speaker 1: prank button, leave me all your information. I call you,

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Speaker 1: We talk, we get our little story together, we decide

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Speaker 1: what we're gonna do, and the pranking begins. Thomas Miles

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Speaker 1: dot com. Stupidity at its best. Yeah, there's none better

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Speaker 1: thinking if you tell me up Next it is the

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters subject you Can't hide a beautiful body. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show