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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 2: Oh it wasn't me, all right, I didn't know it was.

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Speaker 2: We are farmers, Dump the dump, Dump Dump. Welcome to

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Speaker 2: another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me the Pot.

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Speaker 3: The dives deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 2: the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, hell yeah. And with that, as we always

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Speaker 2: do with these many episodes, we want to hear what

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Speaker 2: y'all have to say. We're gonna talk to the god people,

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Speaker 2: the regular motherfuckers about what's happening in your conspiratorial world.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to. I mean, I don't want to

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Speaker 3: hear from you about your problems, but I want to

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Speaker 3: hear about your conspiracies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we we mostly want your conspiracies. We don't we

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Speaker 2: do not want much of anything else. No, sometimes you

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Speaker 2: guys send us weird like uh, just breakdowns of what's

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Speaker 2: happening in your life that have nothing to do with

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Speaker 2: the conspiracy, and we just have to nod along because

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Speaker 2: quite frank, I don't.

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Speaker 3: Mean it, don't you don't know what's going on. I

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Speaker 3: don't tell you what's going on to my ship, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: No, we mostly just get into the sillies. I there's

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Speaker 2: a fair amount of things that are not silly in

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Speaker 2: our lives that.

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Speaker 3: We don't mention very much. So I'm a diplomat, you know.

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Speaker 3: People don't know that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And and god damn it, we need diplomatic community,

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Speaker 2: you know, to leave us alone?

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Speaker 3: Will you tell? I'm a y'all. You all know the

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Speaker 3: depths of this. So just some of your goofy fucking

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Speaker 3: conspiracy theories already.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, send us, send this representative of big oil your

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Speaker 2: conspiracy theories and shut up.

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Speaker 3: I don't know where my apartment is. I'm right next

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Speaker 3: to it, Derek, right now. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You seemed confident, so I was willing to go along

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Speaker 2: with it. For sure. That thing you still got it?

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Speaker 3: He never lost it.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we got an email from a person, a person

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Speaker 2: named Nick. Nick sent us an email that with the

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Speaker 2: subject line Medusa was an African lady and you and

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Speaker 2: Olivia both got excited about this. I I similarly felt excited,

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Speaker 2: but you guys got excited first. So it seems fair

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Speaker 2: to mention. But Nick said Hey, Langston and David. Uh,

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Speaker 2: since episode one. Oh ship, Nick, you're a real sick Oh.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 3: You must not love yourself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you doing? You gotta call your family?

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Speaker 3: Nick, go.

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Speaker 2: Outside, Nick, this is too much. Come on, but Nick said,

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Speaker 2: my conspiracy theory is that Medusa was a black queen

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Speaker 2: from Africa. The reason why the Greeks I.

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Speaker 3: Don't love it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that that does leave a little bit of

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Speaker 3: Uh, this changes the whole ship up.

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Speaker 2: No, we don't have to do it new topic. Olivia's asked,

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Speaker 2: should we do a new topic? No, we don't have

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Speaker 2: to do a new topic. I think we just need

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Speaker 2: Nick to know that that even if this is some

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Speaker 2: that's where it's heading. It does make you go, huh,

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Speaker 2: all right, okay.

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Speaker 3: All right, but keep going. We keep let's let's hear

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Speaker 3: them out. Yeah, I just know I don't like it.

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Speaker 2: He said. The reason why the Greeks say she had

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Speaker 2: snakes for hair was because they never had seen dreadlocks before,

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Speaker 2: and she never turned people to stone. But her beauty

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Speaker 2: Thanks for all the contributions to society y'all have made,

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Speaker 2: and keep up the good work, Nick. I do like

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Speaker 2: the ending mm hmmm, And we contribute to society.

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Speaker 3: And keep the good work. Ah, I mean, okay, So

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Speaker 3: here's where I start with this, right, Yep, we've been

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Speaker 2: It doesn't seem that outlandish. And dreads without context do

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Speaker 3: Yeah, stinky panteene prov.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see how some Grecian man is like

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Speaker 3: Is that where Maduce is from? Is it Greek? It's

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Speaker 3: I don't. I'm gonna do a little I'm going to

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Speaker 3: do a little research. How about that? Look at me?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: I'm excited to see it play out.

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Speaker 3: She is Greek, so you know, likes is not the

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Speaker 3: only one over here. Rese, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: You did some pretty thorough research.

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Speaker 2: She's Greek, and it does make sense that, you know,

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Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna say maybe the worst possible thing imaginable.

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Speaker 2: And and that's that's my way of freezing, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, that's just me me swallowing my

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Speaker 3: Whatever happens, it makes your insides not work, and that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like there was a period where like

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Speaker 2: which seems unfair because it's not like he got uglier. Really,

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Speaker 2: it has maintained exactly what he promised the whole time.

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Speaker 3: I think the issue was that he gave some of

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Speaker 2: I think that's exactly correct. They were like, wait, a minute,

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Speaker 3: I think that's why Drake doesn't do a lot of interviews.

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Speaker 2: It's smart, it's pretty smart.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's the way to go.

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Speaker 2: If you really listen to Drake talk, he is not

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Speaker 2: coming off nearly as cool as any of these albums

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Speaker 3: It doesn't seem like a cool guy even kind.

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Speaker 2: Of No, and it took him years. I remember early Drake.

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Speaker 2: He wasn't even like dressing well, like you know what

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a bad dresser. He talks like a

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Speaker 2: you can't dance. It just truly was like I think.

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Speaker 2: I think whoever's in his corner was like, bro, don't

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Speaker 2: You just you just keep having fun, man, Just write

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Speaker 2: some poetry books. Yeah, did you get your poetry book?

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Speaker 3: By the way, I got it on me. Would would

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Speaker 3: you like me to Yeah? I see it. Would you

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Speaker 3: like me to read a paste?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Please read us a little bit of Aubrey Graham's poetry.

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Speaker 3: This says, uh, Canadian money does not fold. That's that's okay, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I will say uh. When he said they were they

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Speaker 2: multiple sentences. But no, Drake just he puts like a

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Speaker 3: Oh, here's a great one. Here's one of my personal

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Speaker 1: There are.

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Speaker 3: There are two types of women in this world, women

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Speaker 2: Whoa is that a bomer?

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Speaker 3: Is that just? Is that?

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Speaker 2: Is that a boemer? Is that just a cool tattoo?

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Speaker 3: It's like a tattoo you get in Sanskrit so nobody

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Speaker 2: Right, You tell somebody it means hope. But really, I

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Speaker 3: This is the first time I ever thought Drake might

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Speaker 3: be like a stupid person was reading.

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Speaker 2: And yet here we are with matching Drake poetry books.

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Speaker 3: Yea, this idiot. I gotta get ready for tour somehow. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I do think we gotta read some Drake, some Drake

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Speaker 3: I think we gotta break them down on stage.

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Speaker 2: Be nice come pretty nice to have.

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Speaker 3: It's hard to find him after you read him because

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Speaker 3: this book does not have pages.

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Speaker 2: M no then putting page numbers on it.

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Speaker 3: No page numbers on this book.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, it's not. It doesn't seem like he's a

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Speaker 3: If he's been dumb this whole time and he just

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Speaker 3: tipped his hand. Congrats, that's that's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I tip my cap to a man that can

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Speaker 2: pretend that long to not be done. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, great,

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Speaker 2: I thought it. I thought it was pretty smart up

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Speaker 3: I always did too. I don't know why now I

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Speaker 3: guess that I think I think about it. I don't either.

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Speaker 2: Olivia is sending us a commercial from Amazon MEDUSA commercial

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Speaker 2: with Jesse lay lay Ray?

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Speaker 3: Is that?

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Speaker 2: Am I saying that name correctly? But we're gonna we

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm excited. I just watched it, but I'd like

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Speaker 3: to watch it again. I just watched it. I'd like

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Speaker 3: to watch it again with you. That's Drake poem. Actually,

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Speaker 3: I'm just.

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Speaker 2: I honestly, if that were in Drake's book, I would

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Speaker 3: It sounds just like a a Sally.

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Speaker 2: It's like a perfect toxic man response to a lady

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Speaker 2: who wants to see Ozark, and he's like, A yea,

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Speaker 2: I saying it, but I'll watch it again with you.

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Speaker 4: Med used to Lived with a Hideous Curse.

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Speaker 3: Corn Rolls.

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Speaker 3: Those are corners, people.

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Speaker 3: That is not a crazy ask.

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Speaker 2: I think that's a little separation between church and state.

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Speaker 2: I don't care for her one bit.

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Speaker 2: Now imagine if that hair were moving and hissing at you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. I do think that that legends

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Speaker 2: No, Greek, Greek?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Grecian is is the Greeks. Oh, I never knew

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Speaker 2: well then I apologize to all you Greek motherfuckers for

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Speaker 3: We're riding over here.

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Speaker 2: Come get it, you greasy Greeks. Well does that make

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Speaker 2: I don't care. I fuck it. You're Grecian to me,

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Speaker 2: It's all Grecian to me, baby, I get getting noted,

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Speaker 2: It was Nick?

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Speaker 3: Anyways, Tom Connor, I think that this is a very

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Speaker 3: And thank you for giving it to us, you white devil.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Nick, we didn't love the way it started, but

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