WEBVTT - We Need Your Dog Back

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durand Elvis Durand phone tapped Dan. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw you. So we got an email from Diana.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to phone tap her daughter, Lisa. She says,

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter just got a new fluffy white cockerpoo and

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<v Speaker 1>she loves a cockerpoo. She loves this dog. She says,

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to call her and say that the

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<v Speaker 1>paperwork got messed up and somebody else actually adopted the

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<v Speaker 1>dog first, and she has to return the dog. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're calling her and telling her that it's not her

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<v Speaker 1>dog anymore. She's gonna go crazy. So that's what I

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<v Speaker 1>call him. Tell her, you know what when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to pets, Yeah, people get very hipset. Oh yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 1>see how it works in today's phone tap. Is this Lisa? Yes, Hi, Lisa,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Eryl. I've been calling you for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you from now on Hicksville.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Hi, how you doing good?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you good? We haven't a problem the cockapoo

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<v Speaker 1>that you adopted. Yes, somebody else had a down payment

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<v Speaker 1>already on this same dog, and we misfiled the paperwork,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have to get the dog back from you.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to take my dog back?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you serious? I mean, how can you do that

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<v Speaker 2>to somebody?

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<v Speaker 1>I know I feel terrible about it, but I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Already invested money into this dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that. The woman who was supposed to adopt

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<v Speaker 1>the dog, her name is Linda. She came in and

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<v Speaker 1>she was screaming at us that we messed up.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I've already invested money. He had kettle cops.

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<v Speaker 2>She's had a parasited him.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that, man, but we have plenty of dogs

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<v Speaker 1>you could adopt.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not taking my dogs. I don't care what the

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<v Speaker 2>hell you do, but I'm sorry. I paid for him.

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<v Speaker 2>I have all the paperwork. I've had him for over

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<v Speaker 2>a months. There's no way taking my dog. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care. You give that woman another dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. First of all, there's no need to curse. And

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<v Speaker 1>second of all, technically, it's not your dog. It's Linda's dog.

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<v Speaker 2>How is that possible?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I've had him.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not my fault. You misplaced the paperwork, and I

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<v Speaker 2>understood made that error, and you took my money and

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<v Speaker 2>paid that dog over a month ago. You want to

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<v Speaker 2>most it on your hands, You're gonna get it.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, you don't need to scream. You've used

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<v Speaker 1>the F curse? Oh, yes I.

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<v Speaker 2>Do, Yes, I do. Okay, you're trying to tell me

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna take my dog away. You have no right

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<v Speaker 2>to take my dog away.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you've already cursed at me twice in this conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that document that go ahead? You can document?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, believe me, I will document it. There's no need

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<v Speaker 1>you got ahead. Okay. Why are you getting so angry?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey? Why am I getting angry? Yes, you're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>tell me this. This woman, Linda wants to take the

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<v Speaker 2>dog away. What the hell is she?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>She puts this advisor on some dog, and do you

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<v Speaker 2>want some money down? You give her her money back,

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<v Speaker 2>or you let her have another dog.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not like I'm calling you and saying I'm

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<v Speaker 1>taking your child away from you. It's a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>You understand. People get attached to dogs and they spend

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<v Speaker 2>time with them.

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<v Speaker 1>If I give you another dog, you'll get attached to

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<v Speaker 1>that one. We have a two hour that needs an adoption.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh please, don't give me a break.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. His rightful owner is Linda, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I am his rightful owner. I don't care who Linda, And.

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<v Speaker 1>She's already a dog. She's already given him the name

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<v Speaker 1>of Muzzy. What what have you given him the name

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<v Speaker 1>of you? Tip q tip Okay, well Muzzy's a better name,

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<v Speaker 1>so technically she should get the dog. I think you're

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<v Speaker 1>being very rude that you won't give her her cockapool back.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is my dog, lady, I'm sorry. Give her

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<v Speaker 2>her cocka pool. Unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the big deal? We'll get a nice okay, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, big deal. Listen. No, I'm not listening to no more.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you feeding him at home? Maybe you don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know how to take care of this dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, I do know how to take care of

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<v Speaker 2>the dog. I've got everything from the vet, lady.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he got home and you gave him the How

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<v Speaker 1>did you give.

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<v Speaker 2>Him the hed because he was very nervous, and then

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<v Speaker 2>the vet give be special food for him so that

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<v Speaker 2>he wouldn't be so nervous or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he maybe he's nervous because he knows he's not

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be at your house.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go now.

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<v Speaker 1>He knows he's supposed to be somebody else's. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>please wait a second, because this is Danielle Monarrow from

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran in the Morning Show and you got phone tapped. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's very nice. The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap was pre recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show