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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jubils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember texting four one

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Speaker 1: O six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can literally tell us anything. Because we keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is, so nobody

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Speaker 1: will know who you are, and nobody know. Nobody will

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Speaker 1: know it's you telling your dirty little secret on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now. You actually have a dirty little secret. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: I got a dirty little secret. I've never told anybody this,

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Speaker 1: so I'm ready to share my story. All right, We're

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Speaker 1: ready to hear it. Let's do it, all right. So

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Speaker 1: when I was about eleven twelve, okay, around that age,

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Speaker 1: I used to like clean up the house, and I

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Speaker 1: used to clean up the house with my pairs of socks.

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Speaker 1: So I would, uh yeah, but when I would use

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Speaker 1: a dirty one, I would clean it, wash it out.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it with the dry and the rest

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Speaker 1: of the other stuff. I would put it on my

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Speaker 1: heating electrical heating you and I'll let it dry it there.

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Speaker 1: So one day, clean the house with a dirty sock,

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Speaker 1: just wide, just to be kind of a jerk. I

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Speaker 1: just was young. It was like I was cleaning. They

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Speaker 1: just never washed either too gross. Yeah, it was so

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Speaker 1: cresh man. So I leave the circle on the electric

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Speaker 1: electrical heating unit and come home. So my house is

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Speaker 1: on fire, you guys. Yes, the dry side cart on

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Speaker 1: fire burned half of the house down. Yeah. Man, And um,

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Speaker 1: I was so young, and nobody knew till this day

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Speaker 1: know that I burned the house down. Wait, so like

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Speaker 1: the fire, the fire people can tell like what started

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Speaker 1: the fire normally or where it started. So, I mean,

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Speaker 1: did your parents know that it started in your room?

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Speaker 1: They didn't necessarily find it. They just they knew where

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Speaker 1: it started, but they didn't know why did they ask

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Speaker 1: you if you knew? Um? Of course and I I played.

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Speaker 1: I played dumb, you know, I was like nope. So then, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they have no idea that there half the house burned

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Speaker 1: down when you were a kid and it was your fault,

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Speaker 1: your dirty stock, my dirty dry stock. I okay, come clean,

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Speaker 1: mister clean. Weird weird there call you mister clean. It's

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Speaker 1: about cleaning too. Are you lying to us right now?

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Speaker 1: I wish I would, okay, because I'm I'm just thinking

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Speaker 1: like you were. You had to clean the house a lot, kids,

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Speaker 1: don't like doing anything other than what they wanted to

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Speaker 1: do cleaning. Did you burn the house down so you

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Speaker 1: didn't have to clean it anymore? Come on, you weren't

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Speaker 1: insanely troubled kid, and you didn't even burn your house down.

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Speaker 1: I almost did. I didn't even crush my mind as

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Speaker 1: did well. I set a really big fire in my

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Speaker 1: room once because you know, I supple alcohol. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I suprop alcohol. We used to win back on the

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Speaker 1: day when you played video games and you had Nintendos.

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Speaker 1: You had to clean your games out with isoprobol alcohol,

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Speaker 1: very flammable, and so I put a bowl full of

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Speaker 1: isopropyl alcohol in the middle of my room and just

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Speaker 1: lit it. And then I put a bunch of other

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Speaker 1: bowls of isopropo alcohol around my room, and I threw

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Speaker 1: matches at him to see if I could throw a

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Speaker 1: match in there. I threw one into the bowl. Boom,

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Speaker 1: it lit, and then I'm like, holy crap, that's a

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Speaker 1: big fire. Yeah, And so then I grabbed a blanket

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Speaker 1: I put it over it, but then I put it

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Speaker 1: over it because it's liquid. The isoprobo alcohol went everywhere

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Speaker 1: on the carpet and then into a couple of other

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Speaker 1: bowls and then I put those out also everywhere. So

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Speaker 1: my whole carpet was like basically a little patches of

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Speaker 1: fire and I put it out because I'm a fireman

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Speaker 1: at heart. Yikes, And I didn't tell anybody, right, and

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Speaker 1: my carpet because you know, carpet was burned, right, but

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Speaker 1: you couldn't see the burn. You could feel the burn

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Speaker 1: if you walked over to be couldn't see it. Weird.

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Speaker 1: Was it like a brown carpet? Yeah, it was like

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Speaker 1: chrisp It was Christmas bone already. So my mom would

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Speaker 1: walk and walk into my room and she's like, what's

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Speaker 1: why is the carpet like this? I was. I told

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Speaker 1: her I spilt milk. I mean, that's a good lie.

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Speaker 1: That was pretty good. Oh my god, dirty secret. A

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Speaker 1: couple of awestiness on the foet. Yeah, So from one

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Speaker 1: arsonist to another, thanks for your dirty little secret, man,

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Speaker 1: No another problem, man, I got your back, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: stick together? Did Jewels show on demand