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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean I've been walking around the building

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Speaker 1: Check out my melody. I want to live goods or shit?

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Speaker 1: I sell dough full full finger? What some rap song?

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Speaker 2: I didn't think it was a country song.

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Speaker 1: Dude. Look at Ant. He's been flying around for about

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Speaker 2: I haven't even seen a single highlight. They crushed him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I said that series ain't gonna matter. I mean

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think the nuggets look pretty good too, though.

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Speaker 2: Anything anybody you see either on ozempic.

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Speaker 2: I did see that Scott Disick was getting treatment for

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live guys. Arnold had off. I

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Speaker 1: guess Ava had their rooftop open. He was doing bottomless.

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Speaker 1: On Sunday, he got pretty slip face with Abby ended

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Speaker 1: Yeah, different strokes, different folks. Got it all right, We're

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Speaker 1: Three sore losers? What up?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 2: Are you Ray Mundo because they want to be polite.

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Speaker 1: If you drove in Morgan's neighborhood from the big show.

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Speaker 1: Because twice they were in your damn neighborhood. That increased

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Speaker 2: I would I would say, I would tell you I'm

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Speaker 1: So if you were if there's a girl you want

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Speaker 2: We'll take a break.

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Speaker 1: Ray, that got way deeper than I.

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Speaker 2: Wanted it to. I mean, I was just blown away

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Speaker 1: And I put down too many noodles and meat in

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Speaker 2: Hey you did. But Ray, We're gonna go open some mail.

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Speaker 1: Oh virtual, No, Ray.

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Speaker 2: It's it's from it says no, No, it's a male.

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Speaker 2: It says the Sore Losers podcast, and it's from Jacqueline

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Speaker 2: in Modesto, California, Jacqueline Max. Ray.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Look, and it looks like we are invited to a wedding.

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Speaker 2: Ray Oh, We're supposed to reply by April sixth Oh crap.

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Speaker 2: Kindly reply via wedding website when you'll also find information

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Speaker 2: for travel, hotel, accommodations, our registry, and more information about

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Speaker 2: the wedding weekend Bay and miss Box are welcome to

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Speaker 2: come to Jacqueline and Max. They're getting married in Modesto,

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Speaker 2: California cocktail hour in reception to follow parking. Please plan

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Speaker 2: available for transportation to the ceremony. That's dress code, well, Jacqueline, Max,

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Speaker 2: fancy they rich?

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Speaker 1: Rich?

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Speaker 2: Black tie?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Black tie. I did not know we were going black tie.

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Speaker 1: That's one of those weddings you're throwing a hundred grand into.

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Speaker 2: Together with their families, Jacqueline Withrow and Max Hernandez joyfully

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Speaker 2: invite you to celebrate their wedding Saturday, May fourth, twenty

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Speaker 1: Well, I already know you ain't going Modesto California. Dinner

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna need you and Bay to go to

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jacqueline and Max, congratulations, I forgot to RSVP, But

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Speaker 1: We only get one vacation on the big show, and sorry,

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Speaker 1: we're going to Charleston.

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Speaker 2: Are going back to Charleston?

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Speaker 1: I've tried, Yeah, we're going. We decided we got the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you already went.

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Speaker 1: We went last Thanksgiving, not this one, the one before that.

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Speaker 2: So you're going back to the Southern charm or what

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Speaker 2: did we go this thing? You went this Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 1: There ain't no way, man, life fly, There's no way.

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Speaker 1: We went a year and a half ago.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you just went this past Thanksgiving. No we didn't, Yes,

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Speaker 1: No, we did it. You bet No.

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Speaker 2: The fact that you are taking a vacation to the

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Speaker 1: I didn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: Is absolutely poor planning. Go ahead, look, no I did it.

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Speaker 1: It was a year ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a year Yeah, there it is, so boom,

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Twenty twenty two, guys. I'm huge on years. I knew

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Speaker 1: twenty three. We hadn't gone internet. Dude, We'd stayed in

439
00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:04,040
Speaker 1: the Contiguous for the past three years. So we said, damn,

440
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,560
Speaker 1: we gotta go somewhere. So we went to Dominican. Then

441
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,160
Speaker 1: we went to Turks and Caicos. That was a cruise,

442
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,320
Speaker 1: Mexico and the Bahamas, and so then this year we said,

443
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,320
Speaker 1: we're staying inter coastal. Let's keep it to the Contiguous.

444
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,760
Speaker 1: What's a dope spot, Charleston, But yeah, we're going there.

445
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,480
Speaker 1: And dude, I've tried to squeeze a wedding into a

446
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,880
Speaker 1: weekend my own.

447
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:22,920
Speaker 2: It's tough. Bro.

448
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,080
Speaker 1: I was so hungover on Monday at work. I probably

449
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,520
Speaker 1: should have taken a day off. Imagine that.

450
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:28,800
Speaker 2: Why would you not?

451
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,399
Speaker 1: Because I'm an idiot, And uh so I didn't. So

452
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 1: that was a nightmare. And then I went to Mike,

453
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:40,760
Speaker 1: our buddy, Mike's on the show Big Joe. They made

454
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,240
Speaker 1: us fly out Friday and we flew back on a Sunday. Dude,

455
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,399
Speaker 1: I was drunk the whole I mean, you need to

456
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,720
Speaker 1: spread a wedding out. You got to have a We

457
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,560
Speaker 1: got there late on a Friday. You need to have

458
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,440
Speaker 1: a Thursday, a Friday, a Saturday, Sunday, and you need

459
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,600
Speaker 1: that Monday off. With this job, you don't get the

460
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 1: Monday off or the Friday. And guess what, you can't

461
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,359
Speaker 1: do a wedding in a weekend.

462
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Speaker 2: It's really hard. It makes it for a tough weekend

463
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 2: because you're in, you're out. You don't even have time

464
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 2: to relax because you literally fly in, get in Friday afternoon.

465
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 2: If you're privy enough to be invited to the rehearsal dinner,

466
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,480
Speaker 2: you go straight to the rehearsal dinner. Chat, live it up,

467
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,320
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, go to bed. Wake up. Weddings at

468
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 2: two three o'clock in the afternoon, usually four o'clock, so

469
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,040
Speaker 2: you don't have time to do anything on Saturday. The

470
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,200
Speaker 2: wedding lasts till eleven o'clock in bed, boom, wake up,

471
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,440
Speaker 2: get on a plane. Come back.

472
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 1: Dude. We tried to sneeze and squeeze in bottomless mimosas

473
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,439
Speaker 1: before the wedding.

474
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,679
Speaker 2: No, you did that in mine. You didn't make it.

475
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,959
Speaker 1: End. It a little sloppy because you try to squeeze

476
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,639
Speaker 1: a wedding into a weekend. You just can't do it.

477
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,920
Speaker 1: You gotta have the Friday and the Monday off, which

478
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 1: we can't, Ray, We're not privileged.

479
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,200
Speaker 2: You're right, But I do want to talk about gambling, Ray,

480
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna say it.

481
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 1: I can help you with anything you need.

482
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 2: People learn the hard way that there is no such

483
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 2: thing is a guaranteed bet.

484
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 1: Oh, I know you're talking about.

485
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 2: There is no I mean it can seem so obvious, like,

486
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,200
Speaker 2: oh my goodness, like I'm gonna win that bet every

487
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 2: single time. I'm just gonna throw a little a lot

488
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,800
Speaker 2: of money. I'm gonna win a little bit back. But

489
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 2: I might as well do.

490
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 1: It right bet that I'm straight, you'll lose that.

491
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 2: Lashawn McCoy.

492
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 1: Jady, I got his football, dude, side football memorabilia'll buy

493
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 1: it from memorabilia break.

494
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 2: Maybe you need to sell it and give him some

495
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 2: of the money.

496
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,159
Speaker 1: I'll do a break. He buys his own football.

497
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 2: Back, dude. He bet two one hundred and fifty thousand.

498
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 1: Dollars also known as a quarter note or a bag.

499
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 2: On Devin Haney or whatever the hell the guy's name

500
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 2: is to beat Garcia this week, and he was such

501
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 2: a huge favorite.

502
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 1: Minus seven hundred. By the get time the bet went down,

503
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 1: it was minus a thousand and he lost.

504
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

505
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 1: At the distance. It was heavily Garcia wake. We told

506
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:51,919
Speaker 1: you guys. I don't know if you watched our YouTube

507
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 1: video Sore Losers podcast. I don't know if you listen

508
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 1: to our podcast on Friday. We told you guys, over

509
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,639
Speaker 1: eleven rounds. It barely happened because Garcia knocked him down

510
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,679
Speaker 1: at three times, but we told you, guys, it'll go

511
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 1: the distance. We're right.

512
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:07,640
Speaker 2: I don't know how I'm adding firm. Maybe Shady McCoy

513
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 2: has invested his money smartly, Maybe he has a gazillion

514
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:16,959
Speaker 2: dollars just laying around, but he bet two hundred and

515
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars.

516
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 1: You guys don't know how hard that is for us

517
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: to do that. At the same time, and yes, because

518
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: he was trying to win what did it say, like

519
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,199
Speaker 1: twenty five thousand. Yeah, so it's the Serena bet, But

520
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: it's on a larger scale. It's all about scales. When

521
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 1: I was gambling heavily, I bet three thousand on Serena

522
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: to win two hundred. That might be on the exact

523
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: same scale as what he was on. Oh my god,

524
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: even worse than that. I can't even like, but ten

525
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: times out of ten, Shady nine out of ten. Shady

526
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 1: was gonna win that. There's the one time you don't

527
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: win it, dude, he would have That woud have been

528
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 1: the easiest twenty five thousand ever. I mean with those odds.

529
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: But those odds, guys, that's like the selt that would

530
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 1: have been to make it in comparison boxing to basketball analogy,

531
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: that would have been the heat without Butler beating the

532
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 1: Celtics on Sunday. Ain't no way and shit that was happening.

533
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 2: No, it's even worse than that. It's it.

534
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: No, it's not because that wasn't minus that was thirteen.

535
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 1: It was thirteen points, so that money line was probably

536
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 1: minus thirteen. Usually the points are worth.

537
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 2: A okay, yeah, I am just sitting there when I

538
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 2: read that, I said, oh my god, like, how does

539
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 2: he feel?

540
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 1: But it's actually you're not You're just thinking of the

541
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: surface level things. Did you need to start being more analytical?

542
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 2: Please?

543
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: Do? Bro took a quarter of a million dollars out,

544
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: that's a security risk and went to the casino. He

545
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 1: could have got jacked.

546
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 2: Well, I think he has an app. Oh I think

547
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,919
Speaker 2: he put a picture of the app like it's like

548
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 2: one bet placed.

549
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 1: Then let me say this. I'll actually correct that by

550
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 1: saying this, Guys, if you go to these apps, you

551
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 1: can't bet, you can't deposit more than twenty thousand.

552
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 2: But if you are special clearance.

553
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: Correct. So he got that special clearance. He's said he

554
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: sent IDs. Apparently he sent his damn W two's. He

555
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 1: sent bake forms also that he could make this bet

556
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 1: and then lose the bet. And it said, hey gets

557
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: like two hundred dollars, though it said fan fan points

558
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: or something. He got like two thousand fan points.

559
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 2: Hey, it's like a rebate. It's like your credit card. Hey,

560
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 2: you get a little bit one hundred dollars cash back. Hey,

561
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 2: but that was forty five minutes. Dude, he'll never forget

562
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 2: you got a quarter of a million on the line.

563
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 2: At what point does he start throwing things?

564
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: When the when the dude starts knocking him down? He

565
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: knew he was ft, dude, he knocked down Garcia, knocked

566
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: down Haney three times. He knew. I mean, I wish

567
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: I'd watched the damn I mean it had to have

568
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: been like probably fifth rounds. I mean, by around the

569
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:43,439
Speaker 1: fifth round he knew he was screwed.

570
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 2: Do you think he's just sitting there. Does he start laughing?

571
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 2: Is it funny or is he pissed off? Or is

572
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 2: it just disbelief. I don't know. I can't even comprehend

573
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 2: losing that amount of money.

574
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: Those bets are an out of body experience, so I

575
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: mean he was, he was going through it. I mean,

576
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 1: there's the feel of being buzz drunk. There's this where

577
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: he almost felt he was floating on air. Not in

578
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 1: a good way though. I mean, it was an out

579
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: of body experience, so he's just it's it's one of

580
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: those He probably was drinking a little bit, and it's

581
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 1: just like I mean, I don't want to say a

582
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:21,479
Speaker 1: car crash, dude. It's one of those things where you're like,

583
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: he didn't, you can't. You're seeing yourself from nine thousand feet,

584
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: so you're looking down onto your life. It's a bird's

585
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 1: eye view of your own life. He's seeing himself in

586
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: his penthouse with his friends watching his bat losing.

587
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 2: It's any Todgers, dude. We got two hundred and fifty

588
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 2: K on this, two hundred and fifty k.

589
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 1: It's he doesn't think it's him. You think it's somebody else,

590
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: and you're viewing their life. And then he realizes the

591
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: next morning, once you sober up, what had happened.

592
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 2: It's like my buddy Garrett sent me a clip of

593
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 2: Dana White. He was on some podcast called The Blue Corner.

594
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go listen to that.

595
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 2: No, no, no, and Dana White talked about the one time

596
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 2: he lost three million dollars in a night of black

597
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 2: jack black jacket.

598
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 1: I've seen it, watched it. He loses a million every

599
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: time he plays.

600
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 2: He said he was at the Rio and he was

601
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 2: with some buddies and they were draories from Vegas Stories

602
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 2: from Vegas Stana edition, and he said he went out

603
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 2: and they were drinking, drinking. They're like, oh, let's go

604
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 2: to the high Limit you know table, And he said,

605
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 2: I continue to drink.

606
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: I don't know the high limit.

607
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 2: I don't know the high limit room either. But he went.

608
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 2: He's drinking, drinking, drinking, and he had this penthouse suite,

609
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And he went and gambled, gambled, gambled,

610
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 2: and then he left and he went home and didn't

611
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 2: even sleep in this suek and he got a right,

612
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 2: he got it, took a cab home or whatever, got

613
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 2: a driver home, and he woke up the next day

614
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 2: and he caught the host had texted him and said,

615
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: hey man, you're gonna go ahead and pay for this

616
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 2: or whatever. And he called him back. He's like, hey man,

617
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 2: sorry about that. You know, I can't believe I lost

618
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 2: eighty thousand last night. And the host goes, uh, Dana,

619
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 2: you didn't lose eighty thousand. He lost three million. And

620
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: Dana said, what, I had that call one time about

621
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 2: four hundred dollars. He said, yeah, he goes at like

622
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 2: three am. You we wouldn't give you a bigger marker.

623
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 2: So you made me get the GM of the casino

624
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 2: on the phone at three am, and he wouldn't give

625
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 2: you a higher marker, and you started calling him a

626
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 2: fucking pussy, and so he gave you a bigger marker.

627
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 2: And you find you lost a total of three million

628
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 2: dollars last night. Dana.

629
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, all right, why he doesn't drink anymore?

630
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: Goes that sounds like something I would do when he plays.

631
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: Now he ain't drinking, and.

632
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 2: That's what he said. But he said when I And

633
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 2: that's when I learned that I can't drink and play

634
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: at the same time.

635
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: I just figured it out because yeah, now that he plays,

636
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: he does Tobo Chico's and he puts like some amino

637
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: acids in him or something. Dude, I know, but he

638
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: loses a million. He has markers. I've sent a picture

639
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: and posted on sore Losers before there'll be one hundred

640
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: chips with one hundred on a red chip, which is

641
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand. He'll have ten of them sitting. I mean, dude,

642
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: he's always down, always, and then these people their goal

643
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: is to win it back. Then, so I follow this

644
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: other guy, John Siria Sarasani. He's a big black jack

645
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: betting guy. I'm going to Atlantic City man playing in

646
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: a black jack poker tournament. He got knocked out of that,

647
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: and so then he starts using his own money. Bro.

648
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: He was down forty thousand, was prepared to leave there

649
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: down one hundred thousand in a free tournament because he

650
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: did the free tournament and then was addicted. He gets

651
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: addicted every weekend and so then he was down forty.

652
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 2: Thousand during the week. He loses that addiction.

653
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: During the week he does his cameos and shit, so

654
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: he feels like he's being productive and then he gets

655
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: that gambling hitch. Every weekend, he'll go Bahamas, he'll go Vegas,

656
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: He'll go there's place in Chicago he.

657
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 2: Goes did you say Atlantic City?

658
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: He went to Atlantic City?

659
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yo, coachers, I'm heading down to Atlantic City now

660
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: to hit up the casino. Mike quit my job and

661
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 2: become a full time blackjack player. I'm looking to I'm

662
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 2: out on top and leave a high roller. So wish

663
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 2: me luck. Hope I don't end up sleeping underneath the boardwalk.

664
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 2: Thanks bros. And keep it real. Marco from the Bronx.

665
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: So he went to Atlantic City down forty thousand, ended

666
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: up winning him back, and he said he left up

667
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars. So the dude was throwing around one

668
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars throughout the weekend and left with seventy

669
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: dollars or seven hundred. It's not the that you left up.

670
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: It's not the seven hundred dollars. It's that that you

671
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: fed that addiction with one hundred thousand dollars, and it

672
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: showed you how deep you can go on a free

673
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: tournament that you entered. It's like, but yeah, so that's

674
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: what he does. That's what Dana does the same. Damn thing.

675
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: It's all about winning the money back. You're never on top.

676
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 2: It's like my cousin when he worked for in baseball,

677
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 2: he was minor league. I don't remember what team of

678
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 2: was the right these fall stories from Vegas and there

679
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 2: was a like a top draft pick. They were in

680
00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 2: Vegas shot and playing blackjack, and he had some strategy

681
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,479
Speaker 2: where he doubled every bet. If he lose, double it,

682
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 2: double it, double it.

683
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the Smithsonian way of playing.

684
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. But at some point he was down

685
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: like thirty two thousand dollars double it, and he kept

686
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 2: going and he said at the end of the night

687
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 2: he ended up winning one hundred and twenty five thousand.

688
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 2: But the fact is he was down thirty two at

689
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 2: some point, and you know, just all right, keep going

690
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 2: like I can't dude.

691
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: It gives me, It gives me just the Oh, guys,

692
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: I made that up. It's not Smithsonian. There's some sort

693
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: of theory about that where you just keep doubling it.

694
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but you have to have a

695
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: huge bank roll, correct. But Baser one time did this

696
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: with twenty dollars on roulette. It was at where'd you

697
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: guys make fun of us when we stayed in Reno.

698
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know where he's south Lake or South

699
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: south Point, south Point. We're staying there. We got a

700
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: free room. Leave me alone. And Baser had twenty okay,

701
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: and she didn't roulette. And she goes, hey, what I've

702
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: learned with this roulette is if you lose, you just

703
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: keep doubling it up. So maybe she had had it

704
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: built up to about forty or fifty dollars. It was

705
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: a beautiful start to theday Mimosa's I had an Alabama

706
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: money line or not money line. They had to win

707
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: by five fifty two points. They did, and it was

708
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: it was a beautiful day.

709
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 2: Fifty two points of money line.

710
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: Totally different, totally different. So I was rooting for about

711
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: eight touchdowns that day. Anyways, she goes, hey, watch this,

712
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: watches I built you to fifty dollars because I learned

713
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: this thing, if you just keep doubling, you'll always win

714
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: it eventually. So she kept doubling doubly, doubly, doubly doubly double. Okay,

715
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't always work back down to zero dollars.

716
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, Besis, that's how the casinos get you. Hey,

717
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: but dude, I'll never forget the look in her eyes

718
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: because she was so confident that she figured out a

719
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: glitch in the machines that if you just keep doubling,

720
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,719
Speaker 1: you'll always end up winning.

721
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 2: Here's the here's a bad sign of thing that's gonna happen.

722
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 2: If someone comes up to you in Vegas and says,

723
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 2: I have the perfect strategy for blank eh alarm bells

724
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 2: go off. There is no such thing as a perfect

725
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 2: strategy for anything, bro, I need to do. Unless you

726
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 2: can count cards, that's the only perfect strategy you can have.

727
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 2: Besides that, there is no such thing as a foul,

728
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 2: fool proof plan, strategy, whatever you want to call it.

729
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: Two conventions ago in Vegas, the dude has a five

730
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: hundred dollars I'm just gonna call it the ameliorate strategy.

731
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: I have no idea what it's called. But you put

732
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: out five hundred dollars throughout the table, and there's only

733
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: four numbers that you can lose on. Dude. I saw

734
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: that dude whittle is money down. I mean he had

735
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: I think a thousand or something like that. It lasted

736
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: where he goes, Hey, man, you can play on this

737
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: forever and you keep getting loyalty points because it looks

738
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: like you're playing, but you're just winning a little bit here,

739
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: a little bit there, and you just get a bunch

740
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 1: of royalty. Dude, he did about six six spins and

741
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: he'd blown through a thousand dollars of rewards points. And

742
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, because the theory is you're supposed to end

743
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: up then with about like, I mean, you kind of

744
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: you just want to be in the same vicinity. You

745
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: never will lose, but it looks like you're playing at

746
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: the cameras, so they give you drinks and they give

747
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: you coppy meals. The only point things he couldn't have

748
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: hit was like a two and a double zero.

749
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 2: Dude.

750
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: The double zero hit like three out of the six

751
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: times the two was hitting. He was so excited telling

752
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 1: us this strategy. He lost it about ten minutes.

753
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 2: Hey, but when you have a full proof strategy, let

754
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 2: me tell you run the other direction. Just say this

755
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 2: is a fun way, this is how I play. Never

756
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,720
Speaker 2: if anybody tells you, oh, you can't lose doing blank,

757
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: guess what you don't lose doing blank, and we'll take

758
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 2: a break. Lose my marriage, right, So I thought I

759
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 2: was gonna lose my marriage yesterday.

760
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: Kiss the guy.

761
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 2: No, because you got NBA playoffs, you got NHL playoffs,

762
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 2: you got Scotty Scheffler trying to win at the RBC Heritage.

763
00:34:56,520 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 2: And my wife's like, oh, by the way, our middle son,

764
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 2: baby Box two, has a birthday party this afternoon.

765
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: There's another birthday man.

766
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 2: She said, it's at three o'clock. And I said, okay, yeah, cool,

767
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 2: she goes, And I went ahead and asked, you know,

768
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 2: since it's someone's house, if we can bring the other

769
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 2: brothers and they said, yeah, that's no problem. Come on,

770
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: and I in my head, I was like, well, wait

771
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 2: a minute, why didn't you just ask me if I

772
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 2: wanted to keep the other two home and we play

773
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 2: around here?

774
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys got to play zone.

775
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 2: Man, you didn't ask me that. You just decided we

776
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 2: all wanted to go to the birthday party. She goes, well,

777
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 2: I mean, if they said all the kids can come,

778
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 2: I thought it'd be fun for Amal to come. And

779
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: I'm sitting here, going so I'm going to show up

780
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 2: to this birthday party on a Sunday afternoon. And no,

781
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 2: the Masters was last weekend, so it's not a huge tournament.

782
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 2: But there's a lot of sports on Teamy with the

783
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 2: NBA starting, the NHL, all that, Major League Baseball having

784
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 2: day games on Sunday. But I'm going to show up

785
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 2: to this birthday party and I'm going to be one

786
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 2: of the only dads there. I understand the dads are

787
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 2: the two kids that are having the birthday party. They'll

788
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 2: be there. But that's probably it.

789
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: Right, But your wife's your representative. She's also your personal assistant,

790
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: your secretary. She needs to know the events that are

791
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: catered to you. This isn't an event for you.

792
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 2: This is not an event for me. And so I'm like,

793
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 2: all right, it's a good wife. Here we go. So

794
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 2: we get in the car and we drive, roll down

795
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:24,959
Speaker 2: the windows, wind blowing in the hair, and we pull

796
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 2: up and I'm like, oh, that's the house, all right.

797
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 2: So we park on.

798
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: The street and hello, Butler.

799
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: As we're getting out, and we don't even know whose

800
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 2: house this is because there's two kids having the birthday party,

801
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 2: so we don't even know which kid's house it is.

802
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: So, while I'm learning, you just show up to a

803
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: kid's birthday party and just everybody shows up.

804
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, basically, what it was, and from the front you

805
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 2: could see the bouncy house in the back. All uh,

806
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 2: there's no fence like so it's wide open. They can

807
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 2: run and roam.

808
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: Get you one of those for about ten thousand dollars,

809
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: the Dodd said, And we don't know it was rented.

810
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I still don't know whose house it is.

811
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 2: And then the car in front of us, the people

812
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 2: get out. Oh there's another dad. Okay, hey, not bad,

813
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 2: not bad. Good start going, Mark, good, good start, good star?

814
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: What up Matt? What's up?

815
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: Dude? Hey? Man? You sucking off some ultras?

816
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 2: I mean, the truth is, I've known this guy for

817
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 2: four and four years. Still don't know his name.

818
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: That's the worst. And you can't let him get that far.

819
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. I know his wife's name, but he's kind of quiet,

820
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,959
Speaker 2: so I don't really know his name. Well just I'm

821
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 2: thinking it's Matt. Now I think my wife said it's Matt,

822
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 2: but I'll have to ask her again today. Uh So

823
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 2: I say, hey, man, how's it going, And we're like, hey,

824
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 2: do you know whose house this is? No, we're not

825
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 2: sure either.

826
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: All right, A lot of facts getting spewed.

827
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 2: So the two older boys like, can we go and

828
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 2: I'm like yeah, and they go running for the house

829
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,919
Speaker 2: and they go in the front door, free range, and

830
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: my four year old comes running back out. Dad Dad,

831
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, what Bud, Yeah, my name, don't wear

832
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 2: it out. He goes, it's Mark's house.

833
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: I asked, uh, leave it to the kids to make

834
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: you look.

835
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 2: So he went up to the kids mom and said, hey,

836
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,959
Speaker 2: is this Mark's house or is this Brian's house? She goes,

837
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 2: this is Mark's house. And he came outside to tell

838
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 2: me it's Mark's house.

839
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: I asked, I already knew. How's it going, Debbie?

840
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: So awkward?

841
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: How I remember your name?

842
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 2: So you walk in, Oh, hey, how's it going. Good

843
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 2: to see you. Good to see you. I've never met you.

844
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 2: I've seen you at the school, but never you know,

845
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 2: said hi, cool. Cool. They have the golf and they

846
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 2: have the RBC heritagehn perfect suspended due to weather. Yeah,

847
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 2: there was about a two to four windows, so they

848
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 2: were just showing replace. So then I go out in

849
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 2: the backyard and they got the table set up, and

850
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 2: they got the bouncy house, and then there it is,

851
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 2: I mean, a dad, a dad, a dad, multiple dads,

852
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,760
Speaker 2: more than I could have imagined.

853
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: Hey, guys want a sword fight.

854
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 2: And they had the old bucket of beer, just lying

855
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 2: a big old trough of beer. They had four different

856
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 2: types of wine and GEcho I don't.

857
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 1: Drink them, aparol sprits and a prosecco.

858
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 2: There you go. They had all these different things for

859
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 2: the ladies, and they had juice boxes for the kid.

860
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: So every dad is walking around the backyard with a

861
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 2: beer in their hand, just hanging out. And there was

862
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 2: a couple dads. It didn't turn into a birthday party

863
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 2: these two dads. It was who can drink the most beer?

864
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: Ah, hey, Rever, it's about the kids.

865
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, we're at a birthday party. I need

866
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 2: another beer. I'm already done my third one. He's like, yeah,

867
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 2: I guess I'll take a fourth, all right.

868
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, we always got a cousin. He's

869
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: got on a race to tend every holiday. Oh, I

870
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: love it.

871
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 2: I don't know these guys were friends before today, or

872
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 2: they showed up together and they said, Hey, you want

873
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 2: a bet who can drink more beers at this birthday party?

874
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 2: They boath just like to suck off along. I mean

875
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 2: they were sucking them off, and I was like.

876
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: Damn right, boys, you got one for me to suck on.

877
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 2: Dude, I swear they didn't get more than five feet

878
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 2: from that beer trough the whole time.

879
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: Haha. The one guy's leaning on it.

880
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, Okay, this is how it's gonna be.

881
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 2: And I mean, you want to know, yeah, I want

882
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 2: to no one, all right, let's get another one. And

883
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 2: I'm like, cool man, like, I guess your wives are

884
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 2: driving home. I don't know you guys, do you well?

885
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: And I also said that I made a comment yesterday

886
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: to basier people that are doing that on a Sunday.

887
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: He's got easy jobs on them on their.

888
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 2: What Yeah, maybe you're the boss. I don't know. Maybe

889
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 2: you don't have it to go into the office. Maybe

890
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 2: you work remote.

891
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: One of our friends partying pretty hard on Sunday. I said,

892
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: let's not have that hard of a job.

893
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like I talked to one of the moms and

894
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you know what, you what you get

895
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 2: into this weekend? I talk about my weekend about you.

896
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 2: She goes, Oh, we just got back from New York.

897
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: Oh the New York pizza. I love it. The beat slices.

898
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well, and she was like, she goes, I

899
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 2: got pepperoni, My husband got cheese.

900
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

901
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 2: Oh cool? Interesting said it was a friend's fortieth birthday.

902
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 2: So they went up to New York and the kids

903
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 2: stayed here with her parents. And she was like, and

904
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 2: you know, you think, oh, I'm gonna sleep, I'm gonna

905
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 2: get someone as sleep. She goes, But we're aut till

906
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 2: four in the morning every night, and so I.

907
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: Mean, how do you roll with that cofference?

908
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 2: And she's like, well, you know, you sleep till nine,

909
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 2: But he really only got five hours of sleep because

910
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 2: we drank too much and we ate, and she goes,

911
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 2: Then I got on a plane back today, She goes,

912
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 2: I got off the plane at one thirty. Heck, this

913
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 2: party was at three, so I got to the house

914
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 2: at two thirty, grabbed the kids. Guess what, husband he

915
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 2: was not there. Hey, all that time partying. I mean,

916
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 2: not even enough time left for you to be a

917
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 2: good mom. Needless to say, she did not partake in

918
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 2: the wine or the beer at the party. She was

919
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 2: on the water get the hydration ste Yeah, she was

920
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 2: in the hydration station. And I mean every five minutes

921
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: you hear a kid crying because the bouncy house, they're

922
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 2: all knocking each other. People are getting hit. There's a

923
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 2: swing set. Kids are falling off the swing set, and

924
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 2: you're just like, oh, is that my kid crying?

925
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: No?

926
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 2: No, no, okay cool. And then at one point they

927
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 2: ate cake and they blow out the candles and they

928
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 2: didn't go to take the cake to slice it, and

929
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 2: some of the icing got smeared on the table and

930
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 2: my four year old yells out, hey, can I lick

931
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 2: the icing off the table? I don't know him. Oh

932
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 2: my gosh, so embarrassing. So they eat cake and my

933
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 2: two year old comes up to me. It's like, eh, eh, hands, hands,

934
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 2: they're all dirty, John. So I get a baby wipe.

935
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 2: I wipe them down.

936
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: You carry those in the pocket or what?

937
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 2: Well? Actually I used a I got a bottle of water,

938
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 2: poured it on his hand, and use a napkin. But

939
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 2: baby wipe was just easier to say. You have him

940
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 2: in the car just in case. And there's a lot

941
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 2: of babies there, so you get to ask someone for one.

942
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 2: But all I could find was a napkin. I tried

943
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,919
Speaker 2: to just use my hand, but it wasn't coming off.

944
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: See if I'm a parent, dude, I'm carrying those baby

945
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: wipes in my back pocket always.

946
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll see the new parents.

947
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: Ray if you come hang out with would you mind

948
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: doing that?

949
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? They carry baby the baby bag like they're gonna

950
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 2: change the diaper everywhere. I'm like, guys, once you've had one,

951
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 2: you realize you don't need to carry it to the

952
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 2: grocery store because I mean, you're not gonna change it

953
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 2: right there in the store. You're gonna go outside to

954
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 2: the car. Yeah. So it's crazy, but anyway, right, we're smarter.

955
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 2: So then like twenty minutes later, my wife comes up

956
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: and say, hey, you've seen baby box three. Hey, I'll drive.

957
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 2: I said, yeah, I just wiped it his hands. You know,

958
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 2: he was going over to the bouncy house. Now I

959
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 2: don't see him at the bouncy house.

960
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: Let me at the bouncy house.

961
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 2: Let me look in the swing set. Oh, he's not

962
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 2: in the swing set. She goes, I'll go look inside.

963
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 2: She goes, you look, you look out front because there's

964
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 2: no fence.

965
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: And now all of a sudden, you guys are doing

966
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,280
Speaker 1: uh amber alerts almost.

967
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 2: Oh we're not. We're not raising alarm yet. We haven't

968
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: notified any of the other parents that we have a

969
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 2: two year old missing. We are just walking around. I

970
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 2: walk around the front of the house, look down the street.

971
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: Nothing the worst feeling though, right, Are you nervous right

972
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: now or no? Not yet, because we're not nervous looking

973
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: for the cat till about five minutes past.

974
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 2: Not yet, I'm not nervous. Then I come back around

975
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 2: the back and she comes out of the house goes,

976
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 2: he's not in there, and I said, he wasn't out front.

977
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 1: Are you thinking kidnapping.

978
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 2: I'm not thinking kidnapping. I'm thinking he wandered, but I might.

979
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 2: He's not really a wanderer. He's not really going to

980
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 2: go far without his brothers.

981
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: You got one of those GPS ers on him.

982
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 2: No, we don't have a GPS.

983
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: I had track those suckers.

984
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 2: And so my I'm not stummach is starting to get

985
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 2: a little and I'm gonna go because there's woods behind

986
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 2: wait house.

987
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: Stomachs. So you're thinking you're gonna eat before you look

988
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: for your kid.

989
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 2: No, No, it's like getting that uneasy feeling a little bit.

990
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 1: I said, you're ready for some food.

991
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 2: But during the search, I did grab some carrots and hummus.

992
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: If I'm being yeah, honey, I went to track the backyard.

993
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: There's no no kids by the beer trough for the

994
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: food tray.

995
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 2: If I'm being for real, I did get some carrots

996
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 2: and hummus because I was like, man, if I'm gonna

997
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 2: be searching, I need to have a full stomach. And

998
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 2: then I start walking towards the woods and there he

999
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 2: is a two year old. He's behind the bouncy house.

1000
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 2: But it's a clear net except for one little section,

1001
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 2: and he was standing at that one section just playing

1002
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 2: with the toy back there by.

1003
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 1: Himself, by himself. Got him though, got him? Was he

1004
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: trying to hide?

1005
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 2: No, he was just he found like a toy motorcycle

1006
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 2: and he was just driving it up and down the

1007
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 2: bouncy house. But it was the part where it was

1008
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 2: not see through, so you couldn't see him.

1009
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 1: And he's all happy.

1010
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 2: He's like hey, dad, car and I'm like yeah. And

1011
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 2: that was it, man, that was my weekend. And then

1012
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 2: I mean, it was a great birthday party. So it

1013
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 2: was a lot better than I thought it was going

1014
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 2: to be. So that's how I almost lost my wife.

1015
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 2: But we stayed together and I didn't really miss anything

1016
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 2: because the Heritage didn't finish. Uh the chevron, the Woman's

1017
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 2: one was already over, not that I was watching it.

1018
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: I don't worry. They showed the Woman's.

1019
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 2: And the NBA, let me tell you, I don't know

1020
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 2: anything about basketball because all these teams just blow them out.

1021
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 2: They blow each other. They're not even close games except

1022
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 2: for last night, and I didn't stay up and watch it. Yeah.

1023
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: The NBA was very interesting, man, very interesting.

1024
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really understand it.

1025
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: No, it's it's easy to understand, but it teems like

1026
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 1: it's a Boston Nuggets world. And then maybe just maybe

1027
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 1: the Clippers because Kawhi wasn't even playing and they finned

1028
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: a cook.

1029
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 2: Wu I didn't play, no, and they still won that bad?

1030
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 2: Oh boy are they? Is he supposed to be back?

1031
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 2: I know he had a knee swelling.

1032
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: But just took one off. They needed to be fine.

1033
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 2: Oh is that what it was?

1034
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think right now at twelve hundred, I would

1035
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: almost put a little cash on Clippers.

1036
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 2: I mean I did get a text. I got a

1037
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,280
Speaker 2: text from my buddy John, who lives down in Houston.

1038
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 2: He's from Dallas. I blanking hate basketball. Why do we

1039
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 2: do this. I got that yesterday at four to forty

1040
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 2: nine PM, and I was like, what's he talking about.

1041
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 2: I looked up the score and I was like, oh,

1042
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 2: and I replied it's one game. Don't jump yet. Have

1043
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 2: you already jumped? Because I didn't reply till five thirty

1044
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 2: and I haven't got a reply to he mana jump.

1045
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, my buddy Danny did one hundred and

1046
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: fifty dollars on the heat money line without Jimmy Butler, Like,

1047
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: that's just like monetary suicide.

1048
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 2: Some people are just stupid, Like what do you?

1049
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: And then then he hit us this morning. He hit

1050
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: every other bed except for that one, and he goes

1051
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,959
Speaker 1: shaking my head, can't believe it. I'm like, no, no, no, dude.

1052
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: Before the game I got, I wasn't even close before

1053
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 1: the game. I mean, so the game started out twelve

1054
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: to nothing, so he got no enjoyment out of that

1055
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars.

1056
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 2: I mean, I was watching. I turned it on. I

1057
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 2: watched about two minutes. I was like, boring, and I

1058
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 2: turned it over to the golf tournament. Even though the

1059
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 2: golf tournament was Scheffler was just teeing off and I

1060
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 2: was like, am I really interested in the RBC heritage?

1061
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 2: Not really, But it's better than that basketball game.

1062
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: What we were though, because it's in South Carolina. We're

1063
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: going to South Carolina, creas good, seeing the trees in

1064
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: the water the Atlantic all yeah.

1065
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 2: And my five year old was sitting there watching it

1066
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 2: with me, and he goes, Dad, if the golfers, if

1067
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 2: they they need to take a break, they just get

1068
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 2: on a boat and go for a ride in the water.

1069
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they do.

1070
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, if they get tired, they just

1071
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 2: take the boat out. He goes, well, we could take

1072
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 2: a boat out too and go in the water, right,

1073
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, and he goes, oh okay, and

1074
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 2: then he goes, why do they have a golf field

1075
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 2: right next to the water their rich son, And I said, Bud,

1076
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 2: first of all, it's called a course. Second of all,

1077
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 2: it's not called a pitch, and second of all, because

1078
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 2: it makes it harder. And he goes, what if they

1079
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:06,240
Speaker 2: hit every ball in the water. I'm like, that wouldn't

1080
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 2: be good. He goes, that.

1081
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: Would be called brother Pitts.

1082
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 2: Have a good Monday. We're out.

1083
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: Thanks, Ray I needed that out.

1084
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 2: That was good, bro.

1085
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: I've been chipping every day, man.

1086
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 2: I beg, your chipping's on point. I need to work

1087
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 2: on chipping. I suck at.

1088
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: I need to get within that ten stroke gap of

1089
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: you and me, just so it can be competitive again.

1090
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. I'm going to play tomorrow.

1091
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: My cousin plays every Monday, like eighteen holes.

1092
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 2: Why do you go so damn tired, dude?

1093
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: I just told him, I go, dude, I can't because

1094
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: then Tuesday would suck so much ass. But you just

1095
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: always know people's jobs. If they can play eighteen holes

1096
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: on a weekday, if they can suck off ten beers

1097
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: from a trough on a Sunday job, ain't that hard.

1098
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real, see a girl doing bottle service,

1099
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: shaking her hangars on a Sunday, starting to think her

1100
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 1: job Monday. Ain't that hard? I didn't say somebody else?

1101
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: Did somebody else?

1102
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 2: Did you see? This is why you live your life.

1103
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 1: Baser goes out part look at her having a time

1104
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: of her life. I'm like, on a sun if I

1105
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: did that, If I was doing that on a Sunday,

1106
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 1: I never would be able to go into work on Monday.

1107
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 2: No way.

1108
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: No, it would be a day from hell like it

1109
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: just speaks volumes.

1110
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 2: This is exactly your problem.

1111
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 1: Arnold has an easy job. He gets schlit faced on

1112
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: a Sunday.

1113
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 2: You stress out about the future way too much. You

1114
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 2: are worried about being a tired on a Tuesday if

1115
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,439
Speaker 2: you play golf on a Monday, so you can't even

1116
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 2: enjoy anything. So during the week you think you can't

1117
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 2: do anything for enjoyment because you're so stressed out about

1118
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 2: the next day. You know what I do, I'll go

1119
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 2: play golf tomorrow. Am I gonna be tired on Wednesday? Yes,

1120
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 2: But guess what I'm gonna do. Suck it up and

1121
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 2: be tired because I got to enjoy that round of

1122
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 2: golf on Tuesday.

1123
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: Remember Gars on a Tuesday night.

1124
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you bailed out early and I came and slept

1125
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 2: at the studio. That was different. It was at like

1126
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 2: ten o'clock at night their lives.

1127
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: But there were people there getting hammered, and there were

1128
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,280
Speaker 1: easy jobs.

1129
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 2: Good point.