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Speaker 2: Is a promise there?

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Speaker 1: Or you know, at least that don't completely ruin your life? Okay, there,

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Speaker 1: You don't have to stretch and use your hands. You

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's up to you. And who's sliding into our

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Speaker 1: So Alana, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: You're like God. Producer Boyd is probably opening stuff because

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Speaker 1: Okay, So Alana, it's set in your email because it

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Speaker 2: Like joke around in the group chat. When text back

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but it's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'm going to a group message so many

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Speaker 1: I've never been an accomplice to a crime that hasn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she just started a goat party on accident.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is, because it all started when she was

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Speaker 4: It makes sense because remember we did learn they were

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Have they responded?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a few messages.

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Speaker 3: Okay, buckle up. Person two says the one from six

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Speaker 1: Only good things happened around buzz saws.

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Speaker 3: So don't know, I don't know. But then Person one says, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Just be sure to bring gloves this time, gloves and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are thinking awfully innocent for gloves and

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Nobody's going to habitat for humanity and then getting barred

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Speaker 1: The chen too nicely. We don't want these folks back.

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Speaker 1: We're cleaning up highways drunk. It's starting to feel creepy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this isn't like your normal party, vibele Ona.

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Speaker 2: Why do they want to bring a go and a

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Speaker 1: Are you sure that you want to keep going down

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Speaker 3: I'm honestly so curious. I say, we keep going?

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Speaker 1: You want to keep going?

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Speaker 2: You can ask your details. I never heard about that.

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 2: No, nobody likes that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, can I try that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure, go for it. We're just trying to collect

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Speaker 1: hundred percent sure what even is that they do every year?

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Speaker 4: If you wanted to find out what the group is,

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Speaker 2: I've been working on getting us a page. Nobody different

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Speaker 2: Facebook groups. It's partyful the app you text it, bro whatever. Dude,

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Speaker 2: they sound like old people.

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Speaker 3: People party guys, guys, guys guys, very fond and hang

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Speaker 1: So the last thing that you said was what exactly

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Speaker 4: Back?

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Speaker 3: Person line says, don't worry, it's all part of the fun.

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Speaker 4: Not remembering things is part of the fun. That sounds

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Speaker 1: That's the whole goal, is.

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Speaker 2: To super back when I used to drink.

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Speaker 1: That was yeah.

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Speaker 3: So then Person three goes, yeah, nothing to be nervous about.

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Speaker 3: We've got everything under control.

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Speaker 1: What do they because they got banned from an Applebee's.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that that's like the opposite.

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Speaker 4: Of being ordered to initiate you this year to me,

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Speaker 4: I don't know you were there last year.

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Speaker 3: And then person too after that says, just trust stuff.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be a blast.

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Speaker 2: Don't trust them who they are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyone else thought this could be like the coolest

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Speaker 1: church ever with a baptism, Yeah, right, and the bowl

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Speaker 2: That doesn't end well, that's a cult.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So if you're just joining us, we're in the

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Speaker 1: nothing bad is going to happen. That's not good spot

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Speaker 3: No, And I'm getting more messages hand.

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Speaker 2: Wait more coming in. I love group chats. Many people

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Speaker 3: There are four other numbers, four people in the group.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so now what are they writing?

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Speaker 3: Okay, back to person one, they say, we don't talk

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Speaker 2: Oh great, so we're just going to broadcast all this.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, they made a rule where you can't recap

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Speaker 4: I don't know what if this is actually something illegal?

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Speaker 1: Yea, I brought that up last segment, Brooke, and you

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Speaker 2: Because I thought it was a fun barn party.

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Speaker 4: Jeff with a goat, like who hasn't been to one

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be like crime. Group uses goat to rob Casinos.

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Speaker 1: Radio show gives them the idea. Oh god, they were.

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Speaker 3: Saying not to be nervous. But but then person who

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Speaker 1: Sound like Ocean eleven. We have trash bags, gloves and

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Speaker 2: And it sounds like they don't know you that well,

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait, this is weird. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Say, also, as a reminder, dot dot dot, we don't

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Speaker 1: They have a lot of things they don't talk about.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, there's a Darrel involved. This is some

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Speaker 1: Stealing a goat. Sounds like there used to be a

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, So okay, and they go, sorry, you're right, Saturday,

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Speaker 3: let's go. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like is in on the group chat? Are you

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Speaker 2: Ala, I want to know what this is. We don't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I really want to know too. I just feel

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Speaker 1: Now. I mean, maybe you can text just so that

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Speaker 1: l O L.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully like hopefully they'll be like it's not a bad thing.

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Speaker 2: What about this?

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Speaker 4: What about you have to tell your emergency contact something?

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Speaker 1: Like, you're so not cool?

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Speaker 1: My mom, says curfeuse at nine. So tell me you're

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Speaker 3: Okay, I actually just sent I'm not looking to get

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Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta say it was in my emergency contact.

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Speaker 2: I'll back. I'll back Jeff on that one.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Did someone text back?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we got one person one again and they

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Speaker 3: say for the last time, no one's going to jail.

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Speaker 3: Just a really big goat costume.

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Speaker 1: It's a costume party.

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Speaker 2: What really big costume?

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Speaker 1: Like a group goat costume party.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm more confused now because I thought

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Speaker 1: Now it's just a costume that just doesn't sound like fun. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm busy, guys. I don't think I can make it.

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Speaker 4: It would make sense if they're in big costumes while

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'm just

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Speaker 3: gonna not respond for a bit. I just goat costume.

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Speaker 3: They're a real goat. I don't know. I feel this

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Speaker 2: You're not into goat boys, huh, I guess not.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you do get their address though, in text

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Speaker 3: I will, I will.

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Speaker 1: We'll post the address for the goat costume party up

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Speaker 1: on Brook and Jeffrey's Insta stories if it comes out.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be great if the real goats are in costumes.

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Speaker 2: I would totally go to the diabase. So that would also

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Speaker 2: get you banned from Appleby's.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.