Speaker 1: Rooking Jules Second date update. A guy named Roger is
Speaker 1: on the phone today to do a second date update.
Speaker 1: And Roger, after reading your email, I've decided that if
Speaker 1: you don't get a date with the girl that you
Speaker 1: want to call today, I will gladly volunteer my services
Speaker 1: and go on a date with you because you sound
Speaker 1: look I'm taking I have a girlfriend, but you sound
Speaker 1: like the kind of guy that I could spend a
Speaker 1: weekend with. Definitely, Well, I'll keep that in mind, but
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're my type. Smart man, smart man,
Speaker 1: I've changed a lot of people's opinions about me over
Speaker 1: my time on this planet. Roger, and maybe you and
Speaker 1: I can, maybe if you could give me some concert tickets,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's get into your date though. Tell
Speaker 1: us about the girl that you want to call today. Well,
Speaker 1: her name's Monica. I met her a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I was out at a cocktail bar with one of
Speaker 1: my friends and we were drinking and he had to
Speaker 1: leave early. But I saw that the cocktail racist she
Speaker 1: was smoking hot, So you know, I've decided to stay
Speaker 1: for a little bit, have a couple of dreams over tip.
Speaker 1: You know, get her attention. Yeah, yeah, because I'm sure
Speaker 1: she never gets that ever as a hot cocktail waitress,
Speaker 1: you never know. Yeah. Well, we started having like the
Speaker 1: best conversation ever. We started talking about sitcom that we
Speaker 1: wish we'll come back on television. That's actually that's a
Speaker 1: good icebreaker. Yeah, that's amazing. I hope they remake Golden
Speaker 1: Girls because that was like one of my favorite shows.
Speaker 1: I'd love to see a remake of Golden Girls. Yes,
Speaker 1: Blanche was so high. Do we need to do the
Speaker 1: second day? Up? Dator? Can we just have this conversation
Speaker 1: now so though we'll stay focused? All right? All right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a hard time doing that, Roger. But
Speaker 1: where to be boring? Roger? Yeah yeah, but we have
Speaker 1: like a great time or with an amazing conversation. We
Speaker 1: actually closed down the place I got to stay with
Speaker 1: it to a closing. Yeah, well, okay, so how long
Speaker 1: did you stay? Because I've been in the situation where
Speaker 1: you haven't drinks with a friend, they leave, and then
Speaker 1: you hang out at the bar for a little while
Speaker 1: and make friends with the staff. But there gets to
Speaker 1: be a point where it's an okay amount of time
Speaker 1: for you to be there by yourself, and then there's
Speaker 1: a point where you've been there way too long and
Speaker 1: now you're the creepy dude. No, it was only like
Speaker 1: two hours. I wasn't there to like to the sun
Speaker 1: rolls or anything like that. It was just two hours.
Speaker 1: And was this your date? Or did you ask her
Speaker 1: out on a real date after this? Well, we just
Speaker 1: met like this was opening gamut? But um, you know
Speaker 1: it was. The conversation was going well, we were joking around,
Speaker 1: So I asked her out on a real date. Okay,
Speaker 1: And what did you guys do for your date? We
Speaker 1: didn't get to cloud on the date. She wouldn't go
Speaker 1: on that date with me. Why what did you? Was
Speaker 1: she busy or something? Um, she didn't feel comfortable with
Speaker 1: the date suggestion I came up with. I suggested somewhat
Speaker 1: of an e strafficking date, like what like a helicopter ride? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: I had a little bit of drink, so I probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't have asked this, But I asked to take a trip.
Speaker 1: Would be to the Mediterranean. Wad did you just say
Speaker 1: Mediterranean for a first date? Yeah? Absolutely, And that's why
Speaker 1: I was saying that if you can't go out with
Speaker 1: her on a second date. I would gladly go to
Speaker 1: the Mediterranean with you. There's no shame in my game.
Speaker 1: There's no shame in mind either. That's why I asked
Speaker 1: you never know a tea. So wait, did you already
Speaker 1: have a trip planned and you were going solo and
Speaker 1: you needed a partner? Or were you just gonna go
Speaker 1: buy tickets on a whim for both of you? Tickets
Speaker 1: on the whim? You know, it's not unlike spontaneity. Wow?
Speaker 1: Did she say no to that or did she think
Speaker 1: about it? At first? She thought I was joking, but
Speaker 1: I was serious. So if she would have said yes,
Speaker 1: you would have literally bought tickets to the Mediterranean and
Speaker 1: taking her on vacation with you. Absolutely, we'll be on
Speaker 1: the beach and waltza right now. You honestly think it's
Speaker 1: a good idea for a woman who just met a
Speaker 1: stranger at a bar to agree to go halfway across
Speaker 1: the world alone with him. I don't see a problem
Speaker 1: in it. No, how what should I do? Take on
Speaker 1: the first date and invite her Alpha bears? Every guy
Speaker 1: does that. Yeah, it's definitely a way to set your
Speaker 1: off apart. So she obviously said no to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said no, yeah, no, And I haven't heard her
Speaker 1: spoken to her since she hasn't returned my text so
Speaker 1: my voicemails or anything. Oh, I would be totally freaked
Speaker 1: out by you. Yeah, but not like ghosts. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: moving way too fast, way too quick. If we're talking
Speaker 1: Mediterranean the first time we meet, it's going to be
Speaker 1: marriage and babies by the third date. I just believe
Speaker 1: life is to be lived. You know, I have some
Speaker 1: family members that left me pretty well off. Oh, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I want to enjoy it with someone. I
Speaker 1: don't see the problem. Okay, I've never dated a rich man,
Speaker 1: so that's the problem. I'd never say it rich. I'm
Speaker 1: way fast that. Yeah, man, you're just making yourself just
Speaker 1: more appealing to me. You got to stop this, Roger.
Speaker 1: There's rich and then there's wealthy. So have you've tried
Speaker 1: to call her a bunch and she hasn't returned any
Speaker 1: of your phone calls at all? Yeah, an text? Nothing,
Speaker 1: And the only reason you can think of is because
Speaker 1: you probably scared her off by offering her a trip
Speaker 1: to the medic rain in right when I make it's
Speaker 1: too much. I think it's too much. Everybody loves the rainbows, right,
Speaker 1: but when they see the pot of goat at the
Speaker 1: end of the rainbow, they get scared. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: guessing you, being the wealthy man that you are, don't
Speaker 1: get turned down very often. Absolutely not. But this girl
Speaker 1: was different, and I want to spoil you and take
Speaker 1: care of her, and I just need the opportunity. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll give you that opportunity. We'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Okay, if
Speaker 1: we don't go to the chip, I'm buying the radio station. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: I would love to work for you, absolutely all right.
Speaker 1: Hang on the phone, man, Okay, looking jubil in the morning,
Speaker 1: right in the middle of a second date update, And
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in, Roger is on the phone,
Speaker 1: and today he wants to call a girl named Monica.
Speaker 1: He was actually out at a bar having drinks with
Speaker 1: a friend, and his friend left and he hung out
Speaker 1: for a little while, got to know the cocktail waitress
Speaker 1: that's Monica. And he thinks he's not getting a call
Speaker 1: back because at the end of the night before he
Speaker 1: after he got her phone number, and then he offered
Speaker 1: her a trip. It's a beautiful Mediterranean where you'll be
Speaker 1: whisked away from your job as a cocktail waitress and
Speaker 1: get to spend a week getting to know Roger. Roger's
Speaker 1: a mild mannered guy who likes old TV sitcoms, loves himself,
Speaker 1: some golden girls, and some my ties in the Mediterranean.
Speaker 1: All right, Roger, are you ready to go with your
Speaker 1: second date up day? Yes, let's get my girl. No, Roger,
Speaker 1: you say you're really wealthy. Yes, actually more than that.
Speaker 1: But I'm trying to play it down for you guys.
Speaker 1: Do I mean, do you think that maybe a woman
Speaker 1: doesn't want to have a sugar daddy like, because that's
Speaker 1: what it sounds like you're trying to be to her.
Speaker 1: To me now, I'm not looking up to be a
Speaker 1: sugar daddy. I just want someone that I could spoil
Speaker 1: and take care of and show a good time. That's it.
Speaker 1: And I feel like that was her. I really really
Speaker 1: liked her, you know. Funny thing aside, I really liked
Speaker 1: her a lot. Okay, cool, Well, that her phone number
Speaker 1: right now and see if we can get her on
Speaker 1: the phone and get your second day update. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, we go by the way second day update
Speaker 1: costs one hundred and fifteen thousand. I don't have any
Speaker 1: cash on me. Convenient Roger wal Convenient checks, you can
Speaker 1: wire it. Hello. Hi is Monica. There is Monica. Hey Monica,
Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Jebil and I host
Speaker 1: a radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Uh okay, what can I help you with? Well, I
Speaker 1: wanted to call you today because I actually got an
Speaker 1: email about you from one of our listeners. You probably
Speaker 1: have the wrong number. Are you cocktail waitress? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 1: Did you meet a guy the other night at the
Speaker 1: bar who offered you a trip to the Mediterranean? Is
Speaker 1: this a joke? No, it's not. That's very specific stuff.
Speaker 1: And that's the Monica that I specific. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: a little freaked out. So how do you know all this? Well?
Speaker 1: I know all that because we actually talked to that dude.
Speaker 1: Who are you? Yeah, Jebel from Brooke and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. It's a radio show. The statement didn't make
Speaker 1: it more normal. Yeah, okay. And there's a lot of
Speaker 1: people there, so I don't understand what's I'm pardon me,
Speaker 1: I don't know I did this seems like this is
Speaker 1: very strange. We do, I'll explain. We do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show called the second Date Update. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and then don't call them after, they email us to
Speaker 1: see if we can get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: find out what happened. Oh, it's fabulous. Okay. Now, you
Speaker 1: didn't technically go out on a date with this guy.
Speaker 1: His name's Roger. Did you know that. Yes, I know
Speaker 1: who you're talking about. Okay, you didn't technically go on
Speaker 1: a date with him, but he told us about how
Speaker 1: he met you that evening when you were working, and
Speaker 1: he really liked you, and he thinks he kind of
Speaker 1: screwed it up at the end because he offered to
Speaker 1: take you to the Mediterranean right after you, guys, met
Speaker 1: That is true, So he called you, guys, Yes, he
Speaker 1: emailed us actually to see if that's the reason you
Speaker 1: didn't like him. And you don't think that's weird. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I told him. I told him that it
Speaker 1: was totally crazy and that I would never recommend any
Speaker 1: single woman going overseas with a man that they don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also, it's crazy to call a radio station to
Speaker 1: call me or email a radio station to call me too. Well,
Speaker 1: we've been doing this segment for a while now. I
Speaker 1: know it's kind of weird to get a call out
Speaker 1: of the blue from a radio station. But he really
Speaker 1: liked you, though. Did you actually like him when you
Speaker 1: were talking to him before the whole Mediterranean thing? I mean,
Speaker 1: without a long grade, he was very handsome and you know,
Speaker 1: very nice. But I mean it's a bar I'm working
Speaker 1: and you meet a lot of nice people that say
Speaker 1: outlandish things. When he said Mediterranean, I thought, you know, falafels,
Speaker 1: but he actually met the Mediterranean. What did you think
Speaker 1: when he brought that up after he met you? Did
Speaker 1: you think that he was joking? Of course, I think
Speaker 1: he probably asked everybody to go to Mediterranean. It just
Speaker 1: seemed weird. According to him, he doesn't ask everybody to
Speaker 1: go to the Mediterranean. It was just you he wanted
Speaker 1: to take there. Yeah, you guys believe him too. Of
Speaker 1: course you would say that's you. I don't know more
Speaker 1: than you do, but he sounded sincere to me. He
Speaker 1: cannot be serious. I mean, he just met me. It's
Speaker 1: a very expensive trip. Well, Monica, I know how to
Speaker 1: tell if he is serious because he's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to Oh my god,
Speaker 1: hey Roger. Yeah I'm here. Yeah, oh god, I'm Monica.
Speaker 1: How are you shock? I'm fired for the shock. I
Speaker 1: know it might be a bit much for you, and
Speaker 1: I do apologize. Maybe I shouldn't have said the Mediterranean.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should have said Miami or a Caribbean or
Speaker 1: someplace like that, some place closer. I don't think that
Speaker 1: was the problem. No, that was weird to even invite
Speaker 1: me on a trip at all. You said, just like dinner. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we could do dinner. We could just go to the
Speaker 1: Mediterranean at dinner to come back, all right. I apologize?
Speaker 1: Am I coming on too strong again? So? I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean that just seems so crazy to me. You
Speaker 1: just seem like, I don't know, dangerous, dangerous, way go
Speaker 1: go with somebody I just met to the Mediterranean. I
Speaker 1: mean about that. That doesn't seem odd to you. Listen,
Speaker 1: I apologize. I know you don't know me that will.
Speaker 1: But I'm a man of means and that's just something
Speaker 1: that's normal for me to do. Take a trip, go here,
Speaker 1: go there, no big thing. But I think you're a
Speaker 1: very special girl, and I want to show you that. Wow.
Speaker 1: Um well, um, I appreciate that, and I mean that's
Speaker 1: I I'm not in any position to just take off,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm happy for you that you can
Speaker 1: do that. It just seems Listen, if there's a problem
Speaker 1: about taking off from work, I could buy the restaurant
Speaker 1: to give you all the days. Oh my god. That
Speaker 1: sounds crazy, crazy, yes, but part like, there's part of
Speaker 1: me that wants to tell you, like go, And there's
Speaker 1: another part of me that wants to say, Roger, you
Speaker 1: can't just buy women. That's not how it works. I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to buy love. I'm trying to buy a
Speaker 1: restaurant too. Totally different, Monica. You gotta give it to Roger.
Speaker 1: He's at least funny. Yeah, it's very funny. That's what
Speaker 1: we talked so long that night. All Right, Well, I
Speaker 1: propose a compromise. Let's go out on a date. I would,
Speaker 1: but it just I mean, it seems you seem very
Speaker 1: um extreme and hold on, hold on, you haven't heard
Speaker 1: my whole entire offer. We won't try or go anywhere
Speaker 1: one and two if you like the date or not
Speaker 1: or we'll see each other again afterwards a pot. I'll
Speaker 1: give you a car, any car you want. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: no way. If you think as a joke, I'll put
Speaker 1: the car in your name. Oh god, you can't take that.
Speaker 1: St feel forever indebted to you. That's not a way
Speaker 1: to start a healthy relationship. Well what's a good way
Speaker 1: to start a healthy relationship? Get drunk and hook up
Speaker 1: in the back of a car. Option. Listen, I'll show
Speaker 1: up to the date in your new car with ribbon
Speaker 1: and bull a round it. And if you don't like me,
Speaker 1: I'll have my Chaufa pick me up and take me home.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is quite the offer. There is
Speaker 1: no way you're serious. Right now, I'm totally serious. I'll
Speaker 1: send the d to the radio station. They could see
Speaker 1: that it's in your name, and I'll send the title
Speaker 1: off me to the radio station. They could verify it.
Speaker 1: And if you like or don't like me, the car's yours,
Speaker 1: no matter what. So you're offering her a car for
Speaker 1: a date, not just I'll car any CARSI wants. Oh man, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I don't even know what to say. I mean,
Speaker 1: I should say yes, I think, but Monica, would you
Speaker 1: go on a second date with Roger? We'll pay for dinner.
Speaker 1: It sounds so lame now, but Roger's offering you a
Speaker 1: car if you'll go out with him. I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is the craziest thing that has ever happened to me, exactly,
Speaker 1: So you might as well jump on this front train.
Speaker 1: It gets the betterroom. This is spart Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: what are you going to fire next to private jet? Like? Listen,
Speaker 1: make your next movie your best move? What do you think, Monica?
Speaker 1: He is offering me a car, any car that I want,
Speaker 1: just to go on one date with him. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: exactly what it is, Okay, Monica, it's one date, one
Speaker 1: date and a new car. And not only a new car.
Speaker 1: I'll fill up the guess pay and that's really expensive.
Speaker 1: I just I think you're going down a slippery slope
Speaker 1: if you do it. If you say yes, it sounds
Speaker 1: so good, But I just I don't think so slippery
Speaker 1: slope made the money. Baby. Stop stop trying to throw
Speaker 1: a monkey rinch in everything. Oh my gosh, what do
Speaker 1: I do? I don't know. You have to decide for yourself.
Speaker 1: I think curiosity has gotten the best of me, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say yes, Yes, successful second date. Congratulations Roger, thank
Speaker 1: you very much. Yeah, and Monica even more congratulations to you.
Speaker 1: We don't get a lot of people saying yes to
Speaker 1: the second dates because they're usually weird. I guess what
Speaker 1: it takes is somebody getting a car in order to
Speaker 1: make it happen. They don't refuse. Yeah, I am freaking
Speaker 1: out right now this is actually happening. Well, will you
Speaker 1: guys keep us updated on what happens please? Okay, will
Speaker 1: you send us pictures of her new car? Oh my gosh?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, hey Roger, before we go, I do
Speaker 1: have a question for you. Yes, do you need any friends?
Speaker 1: You guys are my friends? Now? Okay, broken Jewil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Are you just heard one of the craziest
Speaker 1: second date updates we have ever had? And now it's
Speaker 1: time to get an update from that couple to find
Speaker 1: out how they're doing now, I think, first of all,
Speaker 1: we just have to go right to Monica and say, Monica,
Speaker 1: did you really get a car and what kind of
Speaker 1: car was it? Well? Okay, so I did what? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it really happened. I'm sorry, just idea. I'm
Speaker 1: still freaking out over that. Oh yeah, of course it
Speaker 1: really happened. Are you kidding me? Keep problem? What kind
Speaker 1: of car did you get? Well? Camp saying whatever you want,
Speaker 1: whatever you want, like I really want like a land
Speaker 1: Rover or test La. Yeah, but I thought, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a toy to camera. That's more reasonable
Speaker 1: that I didn't want to take advantage. Okay, and there's
Speaker 1: a new car or a used car, brand new, brand new,
Speaker 1: that's still awesome. Yeah, and the things don't work out,
Speaker 1: you can always drive uber with it. Yeah, a couple levels.
Speaker 1: Did he get you a camera? Yep? So he picks
Speaker 1: me up for our date and he's in the brand
Speaker 1: new camera. Oh my god? What word? What was going
Speaker 1: through your mind? I was shocked, and I was excited,
Speaker 1: of course, but I was shocked. I thought, why, he's
Speaker 1: really a man of his word, you know. And the
Speaker 1: life place, the life and place. They're fresh and had
Speaker 1: the dice in a mirror. Even so, what did you
Speaker 1: guys end up doing? Well? He drove me to this pizzeria.
Speaker 1: We both loved that Berni pizza. Not just any pizzeria though,
Speaker 1: it's one of my favorite pizzerias in town. So I
Speaker 1: decided I'll rent it out for the day. Let it
Speaker 1: will just be her and I there. Yeah, wait, you
Speaker 1: could just take her to a pizza place. You had
Speaker 1: to rent the whole pizza place out. Yeah you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want other people intofearing on our first day. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I get the feeling that you guys are definitely
Speaker 1: still together because only rich people actually called a pizzeria
Speaker 1: the Cheff just for us. The whole place was empty,
Speaker 1: it was just us. They had nice music going, and
Speaker 1: the ambiance was fabulous. It was very classy. Okay, so
Speaker 1: obviously you were a little smitten on the date. A
Speaker 1: little bit smits not any kind of pizzerie is not
Speaker 1: the kind of pizza you weak with your hands. We
Speaker 1: actually use the night for Okay, now I'm starting no,
Speaker 1: but um, we had a really good time. But then
Speaker 1: next day I got a call from the car lot
Speaker 1: asking how they wanted to make arrangements for payments. Who Yeah,
Speaker 1: so now you're like, okay, it was too good to
Speaker 1: be true. This guy just leased a car in my
Speaker 1: name and now I have to annie up for all
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah. I was so mad. So I took
Speaker 1: the car back to the car lot, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I did not find anything. I did, this is ridiculous,
Speaker 1: and left it there so you don't have anymore. So
Speaker 1: that's it. So you just returned the car and you
Speaker 1: guys know, no, See what had happened was the car
Speaker 1: people messed up. They were supposed to contact me for
Speaker 1: the payments. I don't know why they contacted her, and
Speaker 1: you know it's a big misunderstanding. But then she rushed
Speaker 1: and took the car back, which was like, wow, wait,
Speaker 1: so the cars returned. Nobody has the car anymore though, No,
Speaker 1: the camera is gone. She returned it too soon. And
Speaker 1: oh yeah, of course, now you're saying the payments were
Speaker 1: supposed to come to me after the car got returned.
Speaker 1: I see how you're rolling. Yeah. I made it up
Speaker 1: for it though, because I was so upset that we
Speaker 1: had to return to camera. I just went out and
Speaker 1: got our brand with BMW. What oh god? Really well,
Speaker 1: I was so concerned with the camera people, you know,
Speaker 1: it just made me upset. So I said whatever, I
Speaker 1: picked up one day thicker to get a BMW, paid
Speaker 1: all cash for it. That way we will have to
Speaker 1: prop again. You are now driving a BMW that the
Speaker 1: repo man is not going to come get yep. All right,
Speaker 1: and have you guys continued any romantic relationship? Were you
Speaker 1: just buying cars we went out on I would say
Speaker 1: five more days and now finally we're finally going to
Speaker 1: take our Mediterranean trip really? Uh yes, the summer. Okay,
Speaker 1: But be honest, do you actually like him? I just
Speaker 1: want to know, because all we've been talking about is
Speaker 1: free cars and restaurants that are running out in Mediterranean trips. Yes,
Speaker 1: of course. I mean he's handsome, he's funny. We know
Speaker 1: we have good chemistry. He's very romantic. I like him,
Speaker 1: and he has some substance to him too. All right, Wow,
Speaker 1: you take a lot of convinction. I mean the car
Speaker 1: rend pizzeria isn't enough. It just an't sounds too good
Speaker 1: to be true. I think you know how you convince
Speaker 1: her get our car? Yeah? Yet a car. I'm sure
Speaker 1: she'll be very happy. Yeah, but if I get our car,
Speaker 1: the people are going to call her to set up
Speaker 1: payments afterwards. Congratulations you guys, and glad things have worked
Speaker 1: out for you. I didn't start following you guys on
Speaker 1: Instagram or something because I think that you have a life.
Speaker 1: I'm jealous of. I'm not quite sure yet. Well, it's
Speaker 1: Roger and Monica BMWA Instagram,