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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just came up with an

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Speaker 1: innovative new streaming app for all the foodies out there.

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Speaker 1: It's called crumb Cast, where it only plays food scenes

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Speaker 1: from famous movies and TV shows.

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Speaker 2: Like Devilwaar's Prada.

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Speaker 1: It just shows the part where Anne Hathaway makes a

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Speaker 1: grilled cheese sandwich, because who needs plot when there's pasta

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Speaker 1: and laser?

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Speaker 3: Story is going to stay the same? Yeah, yeah, get

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Speaker 3: to the bat, right.

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Speaker 1: So the segment where we read weird news stories around

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Speaker 1: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got

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Speaker 1: a laser. There's other young dums just don't this first

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Speaker 1: Laser stories out of England. Laurna Rook was working as

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Speaker 1: a supervisor at a blood donation center in twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: one when a handful of people on her team took

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Speaker 1: an online Star Wars personality test. Yeah, that's kind of

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Speaker 1: a jokey thing you might see on BuzzFeed, supposed to

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Speaker 1: tell you which Star Wars character you were. So Lorna

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Speaker 1: wasn't around to take the test herself. Instead, one of

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Speaker 1: her coworkers answered the questions for her and then announced

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Speaker 1: to everyone that Lorna had a Darth Vader like personality.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but I don't think that coworker liked

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Speaker 4: her very much. If she's answering the questions like that.

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Speaker 1: The test actually spun it in a good way. It said,

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Speaker 1: being a Darth Vader means you were a very focused

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Speaker 1: individual who can bring teams together.

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Speaker 4: With some daddy issues.

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Speaker 1: Lorna said it made her feel bad, and she quit

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Speaker 1: the next month and filed the lawsuit, which, let's be honest,

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Speaker 1: totally something Darth.

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Speaker 2: Vader would do.

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Speaker 4: I mean, he is very victimy, you know.

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Speaker 1: So a judge just heard the case and basically ruled

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Speaker 1: that the Star Wars test created a hostile work environment.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I kind of have her back here.

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Speaker 1: He also said being aligned with the legendary villain is insulting,

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Speaker 1: and Lorna deserved forty thousand dollars for her pain and suffering.

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Speaker 3: Why people feel bad.

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Speaker 4: If you guys want to do a survey about me

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Speaker 4: in the lobby where I'm not there, I'm fine with

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Speaker 4: that if it's gonna give me forty k does.

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Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to compare our producer to an evil

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Speaker 1: sith Lord anymore, even if it is totally accurate.

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Speaker 4: Is it a comparison, actually true, Yeah, just absolutely equal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, your next laser story is out of Connecticut. At

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Speaker 1: around noon the other day, a forty eight year old

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Speaker 1: guy hired a prostitute.

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Speaker 4: And that's, like I said, lunch thing.

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Speaker 3: He's on a break or you say that, like he's

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Speaker 3: just getting a cup of coffee.

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Speaker 2: What else are you going to do it on a

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Speaker 2: work day?

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Speaker 4: You're not getting the highest quality options.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a work day, that one might be fair.

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Speaker 1: But they were driving around looking for a secure area

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Speaker 1: to do some private.

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Speaker 2: Business, you know what I mean, small tug.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they finally found as in the back of

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Speaker 1: a nondescript building in a somewhat empty parking lot, and

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Speaker 1: they thought, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what, this is good enough.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, she's the expert. I'd trust her opinion

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Speaker 4: on where to park.

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Speaker 1: Sure. One problem though, a cop showed up. Oh and

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Speaker 1: he tried to pull into the parking lot, but the

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Speaker 1: sports car with the guy and the girl in it

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Speaker 1: were in the way. So why was the officer even

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Speaker 1: trying to go in there? Probably because it was the

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Speaker 1: back parking lot behind a police.

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Speaker 2: Station spots Brook.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and since the car was in the way, officers approached,

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Speaker 1: saw the naughtiness happening inside, and told the people to

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Speaker 2: Vehicle parking lot.

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Speaker 3: Then yeah, it makes it hot.

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Speaker 2: The man and the woman were both arrested.

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Speaker 1: In addition to lewdness, they were hit with dui drug

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Speaker 1: charges and improper parking not the market. That last one stings, sir.

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Speaker 2: It's embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of steak Karu Valley.

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Speaker 1: Back in nineteen eighty eight, Outback Steakhouse came up with

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Speaker 1: its famous bloomin onion.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my gosh, change the game. Sure, could you

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Speaker 3: think you're eating healthy because it's an onion? But it is?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever thought that? Really? Well, it's an onion, right,

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Speaker 3: I don't think.

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Speaker 4: I mean that's like saying an onion ring is eating healthy,

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Speaker 4: or like a French fry is a potato, I.

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Speaker 2: Don pizza is a tomato. Yeah, it all checks out

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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 1: But it's easily the biggest thing that Outback has ever done. Yes, Well,

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Speaker 1: now decades later, they're trying to make magic happen again

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Speaker 1: with another food creation favorite, what called fried mozzarella bloomerangs.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, my god, are they putting the mozzarella

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Speaker 4: down into the wedges of the onion.

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Speaker 1: So though it's the same bloomin onion spice recipe on

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Speaker 1: the outside, it's just covered over regular cheese sticks. Instead

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Speaker 1: of being straight, there's a bend in the middle to

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Speaker 1: make it look like an Australian.

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Speaker 4: Boomerang cheese onion.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Jack, it looks like you could throw them

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Speaker 1: across the restaurant and they might actually come back.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, careful.

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Speaker 1: You get six crispy cheesy pieces built for dipping, and

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Speaker 1: naturally they come with the side of mari and era,

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Speaker 1: because some things you don't mess with.

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Speaker 3: I feel like Mozarell sticks are making it come back. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean I think they're back in at.

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Speaker 1: Least in Brooks House out back is calling it the

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Speaker 1: appetizer crossover.

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Speaker 2: We didn't see coming, but.

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Speaker 3: We made it up.

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Speaker 2: It's like a boomerang. It came out of nowhere. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I think that's what they mean.

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Speaker 4: You need to work on that in their marketing department.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of mom daddy us.

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Speaker 1: What's the hardest time of the year to be a parent?

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Speaker 2: Is it summer?

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Speaker 1: Because you're kids aren't in school, or maybe during the

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Speaker 1: chaos of Christmas. Well, according to a new poll, the

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Speaker 1: toughest time of the year for a lot of parents

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Speaker 1: is actually right now, the lead up to summer.

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Speaker 3: It's hard to.

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Speaker 4: Keep your kids focused. Is that what's going on? Or

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Speaker 4: there's just so many activities there.

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Speaker 3: I mean, they're so much busy off right now.

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Speaker 1: It's more that second one, Brook, it's all thanks to

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Speaker 1: the plans that have to be made, stuff like sports camps,

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Speaker 1: summer camps, your family vacation.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry you had to play in camps six

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Speaker 4: months ago if you were going to get into any

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Speaker 4: of them. Really? Oh yeah, that is a January February

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Speaker 4: you were sure.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I would be the worst.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for the elite summer camps.

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about YMCA camps.

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Speaker 2: Oh the Obamas, dude.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Here's a breakdown of the average week for a parent

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Speaker 1: this time of year. Is spent working, fourteen percent is

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Speaker 1: spent sleeping, thirteen percent is eating or preparing meals, ten

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Speaker 1: percent is shuttling your kids around town.

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Speaker 4: That's way higher in my life.

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Speaker 1: Nine percent making summer plans, and eight percent is Brook

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Speaker 1: telling her husband to mow the lawn. But again, she

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Speaker 1: didn't tell him, No he.

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Speaker 3: Did.

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Speaker 4: He is caressing the lawn. The lawn gets more action

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Speaker 4: than I do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually eight percent is left for you to

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Speaker 1: take time to yourself?

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Speaker 2: That is a lie.

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Speaker 3: There's no time for yourself. Did this survey?

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Speaker 2: Doesn't get much easier in June or July.

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Speaker 1: Summer might be the best time of year for the kids,

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Speaker 1: but it's definitely not for the parents. A third of

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Speaker 1: people polled said they probably won't have a single stress

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Speaker 1: free day this entire summer.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, not even Mother's Day to start.

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Speaker 1: This stress is fine.

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Speaker 4: I mean I'm gonna miss it when the kids are gone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta think of it that way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but in the meantime, Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 3: That's accurate.

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Speaker 1: But not this guy though, he's planning on having a

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Speaker 1: kid free summer. Oh sorry, did I say kid?

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Speaker 2: I meant a kid free summer. No kid.

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Speaker 1: Legally, he's not allowed to be within one hundred feet

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Speaker 1: of a kid. Oh wow, And I'm not allowed to

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Speaker 1: discuss the details legally.

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Speaker 2: So let's just leave it.

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Speaker 1: There and say Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again the same time

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Speaker 2: On Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,