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Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI

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Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubules friends at one eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.

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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubules phone taps. What eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: you away? He's another jubilaps on the twenties to I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hey, what's up? Dode?

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Speaker 1: This Esteban? Excuse me, Hey, what's up? Dude? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? Oh? Dude, this Esteban. Jim told me

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Speaker 1: call you. You say you're teaching comedies. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah dude, Yeah dude, dude, yeah dude yeah, I want

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Speaker 1: to be a stand up comedians. Um, well yeah, have

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Speaker 1: you done it? I have yet? You have any experience? Not, dude, Like,

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Speaker 1: I never done stand up. I make music for the masses.

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Speaker 1: You know, I make music, Okay, But you know you

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Speaker 1: need materials. So what kind of material? You mean? Like

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Speaker 1: clothing material like good jackets. That wasn't a little funny,

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Speaker 1: But I mean like you'd have to prepare some stories,

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Speaker 1: you know from your life, you know, like maybe about

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Speaker 1: your childhood or well about like about me, like banging

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Speaker 1: cheeks or whatever. There are a lot of women in

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Speaker 1: the audience, so you know, you might not want to

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Speaker 1: do it words, unless unless you're making a point. Yo. Man, Hey,

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Speaker 1: if there's like women in the audience and I do

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Speaker 1: my jokes and then I get on stage and then

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna bang them, Okay, well, good luck with that.

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Speaker 1: I I asked the bod wants to tell jokes to

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Speaker 1: make the women crazy. Okay, So what what kind of

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Speaker 1: thing do you think you would talk about? Funny stuff? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course funny stuff, but like what kind of funny stuff? Well, like,

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Speaker 1: I think like the super funny stuff. You know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you're understanding me. Asked about I got

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Speaker 1: like lots of ideas, you know, said it again, I

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Speaker 1: got lots of ideas. Tell me one and I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't mean to lose my temper. I

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Speaker 1: just I have twenty things going on here. I tell

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Speaker 1: me an idea for a topic that you would talk

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Speaker 1: about that would be funny. Esteban would talk about the

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Speaker 1: color purple the movie. No, like the color is funny?

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Speaker 1: You know, if I get up there and I talk

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Speaker 1: about how like weird purple is, people are gonna go like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, dude, this guy, you know, he's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I have to stop you because you're talking about it

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Speaker 1: now and I'm not going, oh my god, this guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but dude going, oh my god. Okay, guy, think about

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Speaker 1: it though, Hey, like if you think about it, okay,

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Speaker 1: think about it, Like where did it come from? You know,

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Speaker 1: like it came from red and blue? What do you

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Speaker 1: mean where green came from yellow and blue? Did you

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Speaker 1: know that? No, dude, I thought they were just colors.

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Speaker 1: Bridge came from Take a guess Esteban Purple? Who gave

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Speaker 1: you my number? Jim gave me your number. Jim gave

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Speaker 1: you my number. Yeah, dude, it's funny because he told

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Speaker 1: me I like should call you so I could get

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Speaker 1: some help writing jokes or whatever. But like listening to you,

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Speaker 1: I don't hear anything, Like you don't even know what's funny,

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Speaker 1: you know, really really yeah, dude, Like if that isn't

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Speaker 1: the kettle calling the pot of pot, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what is. But dude, like I'm telling you the purple

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Speaker 1: stuff is good, you know, like that's goal who told

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Speaker 1: you it's good. Like my friends. I'd be like, hey, dude, like,

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Speaker 1: what's up with purple? You know? And then they just

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Speaker 1: like laugh they laugh at that. Yeah, dude, like they're

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Speaker 1: laughing everywhere, you know. Are they high? Yeah? Sometimes? You know.

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Speaker 1: Hey listen, man, you know what, I'm gonna be honest

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Speaker 1: with you. You are wasting my time A lot of

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Speaker 1: my time. Yeah, But dude, I hope there's there's probably

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Speaker 1: somebody out there who could work with you. What if

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Speaker 1: I what if I can't help you? What if it's

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Speaker 1: the bunk combines music and then also like comedy, you know,

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Speaker 1: like if I go on stage, I could go like

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Speaker 1: Esteban is really funny. Hey Eddie, I bang your daughter Molly?

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Speaker 1: What do you think you're doing. I'm singing a song, dude. No,

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Speaker 1: you were singing and using my daughter's main in here.

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Speaker 1: You know her? Yeah, dude, I do. Dude. You better

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Speaker 1: not tell her. You better not nor well. I know

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Speaker 1: her because she actually asked me to call you. Who

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Speaker 1: is this? This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving eighty two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your daughter, Molly set you up.

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Speaker 1: This guy was singing about my daughter. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: It was a good song though, wasn't it what It

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Speaker 1: was a good song though, wasn't it. No, it didn't rhyme.

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Speaker 1: That was your problem with it. Yeah, that and the

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Speaker 1: banging my daughter part. Oh all right,