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Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to another episode of alcomy this covid

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Speaker 1: n dish. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, Yes that Kevin Pollock.

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Speaker 1: What is that? I'll have mine with Jivishilantro, Hikima and conch.

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Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meet Rakima Shawi in no particular orders.

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Speaker 1: Say hey to Christovvando, keeper of the faith. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever eaten a ho ho or a ding dong? Yes? Both? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite? No? No, it all. It

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Speaker 1: all feels the same. It's all sweets, a little chocolate,

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Speaker 1: little creamy, you know, like that, like like that Gary

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Speaker 1: Anthony Williams style. You know well and canceled and now

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Speaker 1: James Teeney pocket jingle, Jimmy, how did you learn to

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Speaker 1: ride a bike? Assuming you have? It was in the

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Speaker 1: parking lot of my mother's work on a weekend. Way

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Speaker 1: back then, they didn't have the factory open on the weekend,

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Speaker 1: so it was a giant factory like parking. Well it's

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Speaker 1: a not giant, but it was a decent sized parking

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Speaker 1: lot with no cars, and that's where I learned to

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Speaker 1: ride a bike. That is correct. Nice, I can't believe

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Speaker 1: you got their answer correctly. And now Craig Getkowski with

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Speaker 1: his book review corner. Well, I'm in the corner. Uh,

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Speaker 1: there are a few books here. They all look daunting.

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Speaker 1: I've been meaning to read Infinite Jess by David Foster

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Speaker 1: Wallace for years, but it is thick. Yeah, and there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of footnotes. So I'm gonna go for a

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Speaker 1: a Miln's the House on Pooh Corner to match up

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Speaker 1: with book Corner. Finished this in about fifteen minutes. Review Okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: what the wind? It's Gary Anthony Williams, never Tony favorite animal.

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Speaker 1: And right now this is not normally the case, but

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Speaker 1: right now I have been luring in a squirrel in

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Speaker 1: my backyard because I'm going to write a book called

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Speaker 1: Squirrel Friend Please. And uh today I got her to

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Speaker 1: eat a peanut off my shoes, off your shoes, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I can. I wish they're a way to put

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Speaker 1: up the video so America could see. But she's she's

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Speaker 1: coming closer and closer. She's beautiful. She is beautiful. Now

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Speaker 1: do you know about my current involvement with squirrels in

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Speaker 1: my my friend? Okay, his name is Keith. Okay, and uh,

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Speaker 1: I put up one of those picnic tables with an

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Speaker 1: umbrella nailed to a tree, and you filled the little

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Speaker 1: table with peanuts and what have you. So I've I've

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Speaker 1: got a squirrel eating out of my picnic table, but

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Speaker 1: not off my shoes. I'm gonna give a point Gary

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Speaker 1: on this one. There she is this morning eating off

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Speaker 1: my shoe. What kind of shoe is that? That is

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Speaker 1: a hoka? But I need a new one. I'm am

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Speaker 1: big on the hiking scene. I'm very big on the hikings.

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Speaker 1: People are crazy about the hoka. You know what. And

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Speaker 1: this is not an ad for hoka nor m streaked coffee.

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Speaker 1: But he'll tell you this right now. They're built in

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Speaker 1: such a way. And I can't speak for the white foot,

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Speaker 1: but they propelled the black man forward, and I can't

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Speaker 1: speak for the white foot. I just can't try. Though

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Speaker 1: they propelled the white foot forward as well. Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 1: And last but no more jello vaccine shots. If you

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Speaker 1: think of least, it's a tool, sing bomb reader, Which

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Speaker 1: film of mine is your least favorite? Oh Man? People

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Speaker 1: choose wise, there's a right answer. Um, I got warmer

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Speaker 1: asking the questions, an he's saying he got he got

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Speaker 1: angry anticipating your answer A tool I once heard was

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Speaker 1: the way around this. There's a way around this. Can

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Speaker 1: I just tell you what where I learned to ride

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Speaker 1: v I P. David W, who wrote, howdy to all

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Speaker 1: you alcmaniacs. From here in Boston. Here's a scene suggestion.

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Speaker 1: The author of a popular book series for little kids

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Speaker 1: is in his day job a homicide detective. Thanks to all,

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Speaker 1: David W. I don't get it. I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 1: getting this at all, Franklin. I mean two bodies, two

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Speaker 1: bodies scattered over five acres. It makes absolutely no sense

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Speaker 1: to me. You mean, why use all the acreage at

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Speaker 1: your hand there when you don't have to? You could exactly, Franklin,

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Speaker 1: you're one of the best homicide detectives that I have

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Speaker 1: on the beat. I'm gonna take a few days off

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Speaker 1: for work. I'm not stressed. I just want to drink.

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Speaker 1: Drink by myself somewhere. That's fair. If you don't mind

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Speaker 1: me literally tapping you in charge, I'm going to do that. Frankly,

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Speaker 1: I have one parting question. No lease, my niece, what

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Speaker 1: if it's at all possible? Oh boy, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead. I would love an autograph copy of Look

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Speaker 1: at those shoes. Let me, let me turn on your phone. Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna do a little do a little

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Speaker 1: bit of look at those shoes for her? Okay, correct, Ready,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, look at those shoes upon your feet, your

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Speaker 1: little external nubs also known as meat. Yes, your toes,

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Speaker 1: each one, count them up to ten, Look at your hands,

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Speaker 1: then back down at your shoes once again. Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: would be enough for her. I don't do autographs anymore.

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Speaker 1: Not found another party, criming. I was about to go

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Speaker 1: off on a drinking spree. Let's uh, if you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: mind just accompanied me to the body, and then you

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Speaker 1: can tap me at that point as soon as we

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Speaker 1: see this body, as soon as I'm sure you can

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Speaker 1: handle it. I just think you, thank you, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. Man niece is going to freak out. Look, Detective,

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Speaker 1: I know you're hoping to take a little vacation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: have you know bottles of rum in my pockets right now? Now, Look,

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Speaker 1: you can take a vacation from the forest. I don't

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Speaker 1: give a shit about that. I'm your publisher and we

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Speaker 1: need another book. Stat I was gonna take the vacation.

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Speaker 1: I only write when I'm drunk. Jesus Christ. Put that

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Speaker 1: gun away, Okay, No, no, no, no, you put the

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Speaker 1: gun away. I'll take my gun. I'll put here, take

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Speaker 1: my gun. Okay, guns are away, guns away. Wait a minute, hold,

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Speaker 1: it gives me a good idea for write this down.

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Speaker 1: For me, I don't write any longer since the accident.

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Speaker 1: The guns are away. The guns are away. The guns

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Speaker 1: are away. When the kids come to play pop pop

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Speaker 1: pal pal Never mind this wait wait wait, wait, listen,

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Speaker 1: can I uh you know a parting parting advice? Maybe

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Speaker 1: you just maybe you just replace the word gun with

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Speaker 1: gum pop pop the gums gums are away when the

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Speaker 1: kids come to play. I don't know. I don't know. No,

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Speaker 1: you do know, No, I don't do Take take my gun,

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Speaker 1: go on vacation, Take a couple of bottles with you. Relax,

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Speaker 1: Relax until that moment when you gave me a line

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Speaker 1: for a book that was better than any line that

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Speaker 1: I could have ever written. I thought it was the

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Speaker 1: best writer in the world. Guess what. I'm retiring from

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Speaker 1: writing a detective. I think I said, don't see it? Alright, bedtime,

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Speaker 1: let's go, let's go. Oh, come on, we don't want

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Speaker 1: to come on? Who's turning? Yeah, it's your turn, Simi

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Speaker 1: tim What do you want to hear? I want to

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Speaker 1: hear the story about the gum it's I think it's

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Speaker 1: gum Drop Island. Okay, Yeah, that one's a little dark

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Speaker 1: about all the places we go. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: hear that? No? I want to hear coume drop Bland Daddy.

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Speaker 1: How about how about the one about the kid who explodes,

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Speaker 1: Come drop violand to me? Yeah? Maybe how about something

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Speaker 1: different tonight, you know, like about cinder Road, Daddy. I

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Speaker 1: want to hear come drop island again. Okay, does everyone

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Speaker 1: want to hear come come drop island, Daddy, come drop by. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, this is the last time. Okay, tomorrow we

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Speaker 1: changed the book reading shirts. Daddy take you here shirt.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna do that. Um wow, Mr President, I'm

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Speaker 1: just a publisher. I don't know what you could need

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Speaker 1: to speak to me about, but I've been briefed. Seems

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Speaker 1: that somehow, maybe you're thinking one of my authors, who

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Speaker 1: also a detective, may also be a murderer. Is that

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Speaker 1: what you're is that what you're saying, sir, Well, it

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Speaker 1: seems like it would line up pretty well. I mean

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Speaker 1: a lot of times, I don't know if you've watched

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Speaker 1: Colombo or Murdership Road or there's a lot of TV shows. Well,

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Speaker 1: sometimes an author will be a dextra I think is

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Speaker 1: taking his job and putting it into murder. I'm just

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Speaker 1: just shooting from the cuff here. Don't say shoot because

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Speaker 1: I got a gun and if I hear the words shoot,

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Speaker 1: I gotta draw my gun and then you're a president

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Speaker 1: and I'll get shot, and I don't want to go

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Speaker 1: through all that. What I'm saying is i'd like you

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Speaker 1: to look into it. Just skirt around the issue, asked,

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Speaker 1: don't be direct, because we don't want him to know

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Speaker 1: that we want to know, Mr President. May I suggest

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Speaker 1: one one thing on the way out, I say, you

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Speaker 1: send your best, and I mean you're absolute best. Now

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Speaker 1: he's at the beach right now, drinking. So maybe maybe

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Speaker 1: somebody goes there get some intel on him. Here's a

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Speaker 1: mohito and side of conk fritters. Oh, conch fritters in Mohito.

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Speaker 1: You know I've been saying both those words incorrectly this

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Speaker 1: entire time. I say magito and yeah, those those are

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Speaker 1: both wrong. I mean I've lived here in Key West

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Speaker 1: all my life that they call us locals here conks. Yes,

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Speaker 1: by the way, speaking of a Key West years ago,

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Speaker 1: I was here and I left my wallet to block

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Speaker 1: him here. Did anyone report finding a wallet? Bless? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How long ago? Was that? Three years ago? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you happen to know where it is? I've got

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Speaker 1: it ready here behind the bar. Yeah, excuse me about

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Speaker 1: ten I found this wallet, was wondering if I leave

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Speaker 1: it with you? Is there a lost and found area

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Speaker 1: that I could bring it to? Now this is pretty

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Speaker 1: much it. This is this is the lost and found,

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Speaker 1: so I'll drop it off with you. Then three years later, oh,

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Speaker 1: it still looks like it's in the exact same shape

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Speaker 1: it was when I left it here. I mean the guy,

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Speaker 1: the guy who turned it in. He's a real character,

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Speaker 1: by the way, Just so you know, I didn't touch

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Speaker 1: nothing inside the wallet. Everything is as I found it.

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Speaker 1: And also, if I can put an order room with you,

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Speaker 1: I would like some conch fritige. Okay, we don't carry that.

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Speaker 1: We don't carry that. Three years later, nothing, nothing's been disturbed.

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Speaker 1: But there's smells like three year old conk juice on

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Speaker 1: my wallet. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you

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Speaker 1: to lay down on the ground and put your hand

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Speaker 1: behind you. I didn't do anything. No, you never do,

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Speaker 1: do you. I'm sorry, Mr President. So you say your best,

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Speaker 1: and your best was just a actual bartender. I thought

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Speaker 1: maybe you would send someone from like the Secret Service

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Speaker 1: or some kind of arm forces to take him down.

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Speaker 1: I don't usually have my hands deeply involved with these things.

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Speaker 1: I just went through the roll decks look for the best,

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Speaker 1: and I figured it would be number one, and he

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Speaker 1: was the first listed. Excuse me, Mr President, we have

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Speaker 1: a situation. Thank god, you're here. This is awkward. What

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Speaker 1: we have a situation with with Russia? Um, this meeting,

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Speaker 1: that's a that's a country. Yeah yeah, yeah, you're okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So do you want to continue the one murder investigation? Wow? Wow, wow, sir.

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Speaker 1: I don't know you or your title, but you're like

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Speaker 1: No, no no, no, no, no, we're not friend. We're not

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Speaker 1: don't have tables, but we do have seats at the

417
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: sushi bar. And you're not asked where you see the

418
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: sushi bar, asked for a table for a one? No, understood.

419
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 1: It's just that, well, we're giving human priority this afternoon,

420
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: so human priority that I do not understand. Um. So

421
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: those with a beating heart and blood running through their

422
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: bodies they get the tables first. But we're happy to

423
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: see you at the sushi bar. If that will be

424
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: where I fighting Robot, I will punk you in the face. Pian,

425
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: plunk you right in the face. Barton, I couldn't help

426
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 1: it over here where you said punch, Is there any

427
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: place in the world where it would be pronounced punk. Yeah, yes,

428
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 1: thank you, Yes, there is your only question. I'm gonna

429
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: go back to my table now. Now, now you can

430
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: sit at a table if a human invites you to

431
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: sit at a table. Oh hey, yeah, my your mieto Kundria. Okay,

432
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: come sit with us, is it Helix Helias? If you'd like,

433
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: you're welcome to sit at our table. Him too, silly

434
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: at your table? We have you fantastic. Look how gross

435
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: this is. It's a human and a robot together. It's disgusting, disgusting, Chef,

436
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: We're just gonna needs you to cook the food and

437
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: not give the comment. Here on, I'm not cooking for

438
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: a robot, all right. That don't do this. Don't do this.

439
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: Robots have been taking my jobs everywhere I worked. Three

440
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: years ago, I worked at a Burger King. We know

441
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: what this is about, chef. We know that your mother

442
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: slept with the Costco robot. Hey, Tommy, thanks for coming in. Listen,

443
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: uh we have here. Burger King have a very strict

444
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: role in that is, if we find a robot that

445
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: works better than a human, we hire the robot. And

446
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,719
Speaker 1: I'm afraid today's your last day with the company, if

447
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: you wouldn't mind clearing out your walker and being out

448
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: by now. And this has nothing to do with me

449
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: sticking an onion ring somewhere. Okay, all right, I'm annoyed

450
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: and piste off and I'll never I understand dad? What what?

451
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: Why are you packing your bag? What? What's this is over? Yeah?

452
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What are you? Are you going

453
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: for another fight? No? I'm done. I'm done with your mother.

454
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: You know your mother she told me, she told you,

455
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: and you know what, there was a secret that supposed

456
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: between us and now and the bearist. All right, I

457
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: love you. I've seen you tear robots apart, and that

458
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: to me is awesome. But did you realize when she

459
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: goes to cost Code these days, she's visiting her other family. Wait,

460
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: there's other kids. What nobody explained to you how this works?

461
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: You're ready to fight? Six minutes? Get oiled up. This

462
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: is my last fight. Okay, I don't want to come

463
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: in here anymore. What do you mean? I love you? Listen,

464
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: I'm through. What the fight? Son? It's not knock knock

465
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: knock a knock high tight Robot six. There is no

466
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: need for you to pretend who you are. I am

467
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: Robot eight Fuller. I am the child of your wife

468
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: and m M this is you know. I don't want

469
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: to see you. What are you doing here to fight

470
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: you in the ring? You could fight me. You're my sibling.

471
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: You we mom. I did not realize I cannot fight family.

472
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: See dad, we could be a family. Okay, one more push,

473
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: Mrs Johnson, one more push. We're gonna have the baby

474
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: for you. One more pustion, give me a big one.

475
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: All right, it's a robot. He Oh my god, my

476
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,239
Speaker 1: very own robot. I'm gonna cut the It's like more

477
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: of a cable than I My goodness, it's coaccellent, that's

478
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: what it is. My first let me let me in.

479
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: I want to see my son. All I want to

480
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: see my son Martin meet eighties six. Oh, this is awkward.

481
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna step out and leave you kids to it.

482
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: What do you mean meet six? That's what I named him.

483
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: It's a goddamn robot or a cyborg. Yeah, I thought

484
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: you'd be happy. It's it's what we made naturally. And

485
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: who would have thought, brother, that two men named Martin

486
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: were in the hospital the same day, one robot one

487
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: hute man. Those odds. Well, I can't do that math,

488
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: but you're smart. It's probably pretty big. I am only

489
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: half robot. I cannot calculate fully. What did they know

490
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: that you're half robot? Because I've been hiding that I'm

491
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: human in this robot outfit. They have no idea. Well,

492
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: then I guess you're cheating the system just as much

493
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: as I am. Wow. I didn't realize how similar we were.

494
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: And look I'm putting on this calendar on my head.

495
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: So similar, we're so similar, We're all the same. Mr President.

496
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: Please put down the book. We have a huge robot

497
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: problem right now. Oh please. This is a good book.

498
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: It's a children's book, but there's an adult message in it,

499
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: Mr Mr President. There's there's an infestation of robots in

500
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: our country. Uncontroy old um with very loose programming. They

501
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: can learn, they adapt. I could be a robot. You

502
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: would never know. We just need to focus on the

503
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: bigger issues and not on a on a book or

504
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: a specific crime. No, yock, not knock knock, knock knocking.

505
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: It's in the system. Come in hell. Yeah, my name

506
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: is Heliot. Mr. On the end, I am on behalf

507
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: of all of the robots, all of them. Great? Who

508
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: I am now the international spokes first? And for a robot? Okay,

509
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: why don't you get that's a human more careful. That's

510
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: not careful with his legs. I don't think you're doing

511
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: that on accident. No, I am not. I am the

512
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: here to say that the humans and the robot would

513
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: like to come in together. I am the York teams

514
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: right that. Okay, okay, you're slowing up, Mr President. I've

515
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: done it. We have unplugged every robot on the planet.

516
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 1: It was that a good thing? I don't know. I

517
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 1: feel like this was they were trying. On one hand,

518
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: it gets rid of murderous robots. On the other hand,

519
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: all automation is now going to go back to analog

520
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: and manual labor. That's a lot of work. That's a

521
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: lot of work. Carry that voice. Holy crap, that's a

522
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: solid Seen three comes from patron Outcome maniac Mike dell Russo.

523
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mike fear Support, who wrote, Hey, James, I

524
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: activated my Apple accounts so I could leave a review.

525
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 1: It hasn't been live since the iPhone three. Good luck

526
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: finding the review. Now cover your ears because this next

527
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: part is for Kevin. Hey, Kevin, here's my scene suggestion,

528
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 1: a Turkish bathhouse. Take care of brush your hair, Mike

529
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: d Hey, you don't need it. Tell excuse me you

530
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 1: need it though. I'm sorry, sir you. Oh yeah, I'm

531
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: pointing to you. You need it down before you're going

532
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 1: to bad. Can I just like one when I come out?

533
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: I've never been in one of these things? Can I

534
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: just get one when I come out? I mean you can.

535
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: But some guys like to sit on a towel once

536
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: and when they're in there. No, no, no, no. I

537
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: I love to sit wherever I sit, and that's if

538
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm at home. If I'm on the bus, I sit

539
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: there butt naked. I don't good luck and also careful

540
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,439
Speaker 1: not to sit on your balls. All right, too late

541
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: for that. I'm standing on him right now. Thank you? No, buddy,

542
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 1: Oh this is nice. Oh I look behind you. Oh

543
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 1: what happened? My first time so hot in here? We're

544
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: locked in, we're locked in. I've been in here for

545
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 1: an hour. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I'm sorry, buddy,

546
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: that's my first time. And uh, let me I guess,

547
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: let me introduce myself. I don't know how these things work.

548
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: It's nothing wrong in here. That's really hotter than you usual. Okay, here,

549
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: let me let me just open the door. I'm sure

550
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: it's not really no, it's locked. No, I'm sure it's

551
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: not like, oh my god, it is it's locked. Okay,

552
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: have some buck. Listen to him. He must speak of

553
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: you to the temperature. Hi, Hi, how are you? My

554
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: name is Terence? Is my first time in a Turkish

555
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: bath house? Name is hi? Uh? The gentleman over here

556
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: who I just met? Who I still haven't had the

557
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 1: joy of getting your name yet? Steve Steve, Steve says,

558
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: the door is locked and we're going to die. Come on,

559
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 1: what are you? What are you going today? Have some buck?

560
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: It's a nutting sweet pastry. I'm feel I think that

561
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: I had to. I had to to it. It just

562
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: me who leaves you thirsty? It really gets good on

563
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: the third. Okay, okay, okay, okay, Uh, come on, I

564
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: think that's what you said. Your name is? My name

565
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 1: has come up. My friend here clearly is not doing

566
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 1: well in his heat. Uh and he's not a fan

567
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: of the boat. Could we just let him out and

568
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: you and I can just sit around on our balls

569
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: and talk about maybe Steve needs to tough it out

570
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: a little more. I can't do it. I can't had

571
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: to lay down, lay down, And don't get why we

572
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 1: have to pack the towels to go on a trip.

573
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: They'll have towels at the hotel. They'll also have germs,

574
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: They'll also have cooties. They'll also have hairs. Do we

575
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: want all that? Sweetheart? There's hairs everywhere when you sit

576
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: in a busy. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't

577
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: say that. Also, I don't write a bus honey. I'm

578
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: just saying that there's there's things everywhere, and we shouldn't.

579
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 1: Don't say that. That's disgusting, just taking up a lot

580
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: of our luggage. And these are really fluffy looks like

581
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: Martha Martha Sture towels. They're really nice, but I don't

582
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: think we need We're going to a resort in the Keys. Yes, man,

583
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,760
Speaker 1: what kind of towels can I get for you today?

584
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: We have a variety of what I like to call

585
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: an assortment of towels. What would you like? So you

586
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 1: have a variety of what you like to call an assortment? Yes? Right? Okay, Um,

587
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: this might stun you, but I'll take none of your towels.

588
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm trying to close the door. No, no, no,

589
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: excuse excuse me without the s in the front of it.

590
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: Excuse me. We have towels for our guests. What can

591
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: would you like? Come here? Come here? You see that?

592
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: Feel that put that under face? No, I don't need to.

593
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: I can see that is a Martha Stewart towel. You

594
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: could have You could have started the conversation like that.

595
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: You could have just when I knocked on your doing

596
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: said what kind of towers? The first thing out of

597
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: your mouth could have been Martha Stewart's already him You

598
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: didn't go that round. You're right. It's because I'm falling

599
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: quickly out of love with my husband, and so my

600
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: mind was somewhere else. Okay, I will forgive you and

601
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: forgive me for trying to push these towers. And you

602
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: know they covered in hair. I hope you know that.

603
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: And you see the water, the little water glass that

604
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: we got over there by the fresh bottle of water

605
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: full of half full of hair. Did you press the

606
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 1: elevator button on your way up? Oh? Sure to come up?

607
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 1: Oh my gother's hair in my finger. What is this?

608
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: Is this vacation? It's vacation, but people lose hair. Oh

609
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: my gosh, now I'm about to lose my husband. Any

610
00:39:56,719 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: thoughts on that, come here, Come closer to me. I'm

611
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: gonna tell you something I haven't told anybody else. And

612
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: I'm a whos for this. Oh my god, I'm getting

613
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: like the goose bumps and getting goose bumps along. Okay, no,

614
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,439
Speaker 1: I got your message, lout and clear. I'm also full

615
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: of goose bumps. Okay, okay, you're right. I will go.

616
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: I will take a me day. I'm going to a bathhouse.

617
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you? Than this hair, this hair all

618
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: over you. Three guys already in here. Very cool. It's

619
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: hot in here. Sorry sorry, they couldn't hear, would you say?

620
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 1: He was saying, I don't let the door close. Okay,

621
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: Well you can just open it if you want. You

622
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: can't open it from the inside. Yeah, that's weird. I'm Terrence.

623
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: That's my first time in the bath house. Steve is

624
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: the one who keeps passing out intermittently, and I keep

625
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: forgetting your name is, like my name is Come on,

626
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: I know, come on? This devil Sweet Treats this. What

627
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: did you call him? I know this guy, this devil.

628
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: This it's devil. Yea in the heat offering everyone treats

629
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: to stay in the heat. This devil you called him Terrence.

630
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I understand. Man, have a have

631
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 1: a treat. I also have Turkish delight. I believe I'm

632
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: in hell. No, no, no, no, I literally believe that

633
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm in it in hell. Now, Steve, come cosse stand

634
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,959
Speaker 1: down here. What was the last thing that you did

635
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: before you entered this Turkish band? Cut to one day ago? Man,

636
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: I'd do anything for an Italian beef sandwich right now?

637
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: Would you would you kill somebody? No, I would kill

638
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: some buddy. Oh oh, oh, you're gonna I'm dying and

639
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: do anything. If I wasn't dying right now, would you

640
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: kill somebody? Yeah? Do anything? It takes cut back to

641
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: the respect them either. The last thing you remember was

642
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: what well? I got shot a few times and and

643
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: then I sold my soul to this pastard. So you

644
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: said you would kill someone, then they killed you. I

645
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know, all right, I'm sorry you

646
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: said my three o'clock is here. What has he done? Well, sir,

647
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: I'll bring him in, but there has been a slight

648
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: confusion on yeah, keep talking. Well, maybe he can explain

649
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: to himself. But the paper was a little filed incorrectly.

650
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: He said he would kill somebody and we just filed

651
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: that as to Goum was pretty extend Yeah, but then

652
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: he actually was the one who was killed. That's just

653
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: piss port luck yeah, sentiment. Yeah, yeah, come on and Steve,

654
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: you signed first. Let Steve good stuff in here? Is

655
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: this heaven? Is this? Yes, that's what it is. It's heaven.

656
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm Steve. I was originally trying to get an Italian

657
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 1: beef sandwich and I wasn't willing to kill for that,

658
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: but then I got shot, I think unrelated. Um, then

659
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: I was willing to kill to save my own life.

660
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: I thought that was natural and then cause and effects. Steve,

661
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 1: when you say I'll do anything, yeah, so I'm willing

662
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: to sell my soul or whatever it takes to get

663
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 1: back to Earth, I got on. I want to finish

664
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: my vacation right. Well, the bitch as that? Where is that?

665
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 1: We have your soul already? Yeah, but I didn't kill anybody. Now, look, Terrence,

666
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: we're very happy that you want to join us on

667
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: the skydid me expedition? Man? A lot of us feel

668
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: like you don't have enough logged hours of experience. You know,

669
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: I don't think it takes a lot of hours to

670
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 1: make gravity work. Right. I'm gonna jump out of the plane.

671
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: The parasite is gonna open, the air is gonna hit it.

672
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: Gravity is gonna gently put me down to Earth. What's

673
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: where as the hours in that buddy? Guys? Guys, how

674
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 1: does he make a point or does he make a point?

675
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: I don't think it makes a point. Just make sure

676
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: you're right with God before you jump out of that plane. Man,

677
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: he always says that that's a weird thing to say.

678
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: Don't Yeah that none, None of that bothers me. Revin

679
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: and Hell is real, man, He's always at okay anyway,

680
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: So alright, the dude, you are now joining the jump Nation,

681
00:44:52,360 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: my man, Nations Exciting jump Nation Nation Jump Jump Jump

682
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,280
Speaker 1: You guys, don't mind. I haven't done this before. He's thinking,

683
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: not long enough. I haven't log vanny, but I love

684
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 1: to go first if I could. Just you got that

685
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 1: bag on backwards. Yeah, okay, guys, you know what, thank

686
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: you for for that? Thank you. I think I'm gonna change.

687
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 1: I think this guy is smarter than us. I think

688
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: he's smarter than us. I'm serious. Do you remember when

689
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: the Fannie pack first came out and like people literally

690
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: wore it in the back, and then somebody got the idea, Wait,

691
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: if I turn it around to the front, I can

692
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: reach all the items. Yeah. Okay, you guys are still

693
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: you're you're jumping out like old fanny pack guys in

694
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: the back. I do everything front. I take piggy front rides. Okay,

695
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:48,280
Speaker 1: I don't take piggy back rides. Okay, damn, just make sure.

696
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 1: God man, great, that's my thing. That's my thing. Come on,

697
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: it has been a long time since you've come to

698
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: see me. It's it's good to see you, my friend.

699
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: I imagine you were not here for a friendly visit.

700
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: I imagine you're here to talk business. Yes, let's let's

701
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: cut right to it. Let's talk business. I will put

702
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 1: this pistol in front of us with one bullet inside.

703
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: I will spin it like spin the bottle. Whereever it

704
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 1: lands on. We'll put that gun to their Turkish roulette,

705
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 1: you know the game. Would you like some coffee or yes,

706
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: a Turkish coffee Turkish coffee, strong, strong and impour it

707
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: like this? All right, I'm gonna spin before am I

708
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: telling you you're a fellow Turk. Come on, any any

709
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: last words you want to say before you spin it?

710
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: Last word? Sorry, you won't. You can't have that at

711
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: a table in our restaurant. That's it, you're spinning. You're

712
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: playing Turkish rulette, Mr waiter, Mr waiter, Can I have it?

713
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: I would like a gun like they have and is

714
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 1: not It is not allowed to. In fact, I'm telling

715
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: them to put the gun away. Okay, landed on you

716
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: Stanbul was Constantinople, but now it's a stamboul, not Constantinople.

717
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: What a Constantinople? Get the works? Well that's nobody's it's nobody.

718
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: But okay, pull the pull the joke. And then I

719
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: ended up here it's it's crazy. Then I was right.

720
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm thinks I'm glad to hear everybody's death. Yes, this

721
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: is like, I'm not the devil. I'm just a Turkish

722
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: guy who's in hell. I thought, okay, well either way,

723
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: we're all in hell. Yes, I'm a perfectly nice guy.

724
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 1: But but the beauty is this, If we stand by

725
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: the door when the door opens again. We just all scool, John,

726
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: Am I right? Scool chow yeah, don't as they called.

727
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: They pronounced that scook we scook out. Hi, Hi concierge,

728
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: um um, I'm looking forward two things. Looking for a

729
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: good restaurant to eat that tonight. I'm looking for my husband.

730
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: He's gone missing. Okay, what order would you like these

731
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: things in? I don't actually she can she help me

732
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 1: to me? Would you say concierge? If you want, Betty,

733
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 1: you talk to me if you want. I want, no, No,

734
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: I want Betty and I already have a report. I

735
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: don't need to be rude to you. I completely misunderstood, Betty.

736
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: Take it from you. But let me tell you. Let

737
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: me say this from now, when I start a conversation,

738
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: that concierge is nearby. I finished that conciation with the

739
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: concer Okay, So whatever you got to say to me,

740
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: you're not an I am not a conzier So help you.

741
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: By the way, we have a robot concierge. If you

742
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: come us to see you that would you like like

743
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: me to help you. It's covered in hair. It's a

744
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: hair by Oh listen, Betty, I'm starving. Also, my husband's missing. Oh,

745
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 1: that is a dilemma. Any chance you know of a

746
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: place that has fresh fresh fish? Alis are also a

747
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 1: chance that my husband did something terrible where he wound

748
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: up being killed or died somehow and then said, to hell,

749
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: those what are my what are my options? You're the

750
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: one who knows me. Okay, let me tell you this,

751
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: for as fresh fish goes, I don't know if you

752
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 1: like shell fish or not, because I myself I am

753
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: I'm very Jewish, and I will not eat a shellfish.

754
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm very Jewish. I'm a spooka day and night. You

755
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. I don't know. I'm really Let

756
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: me just say this, if you try to make love

757
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: to me right now, if he was a man and

758
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: we had a sheet, h I do I need to

759
00:49:54,160 --> 00:50:02,760
Speaker 1: say more? Cold fucking me. Welcome to Jimmy Buffetts Margaritaville.

760
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: We're known for our cheeseburger in paradise and our conk fritters.

761
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 1: Can I can I help you? I'll have the freshest

762
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: fish you guys have. Okay, everything's deep fried, so it

763
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: doesn't really matter. But but yeah, interrupted I found another wilet.

764
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: I found a second you know, Yeah, I guess, so

765
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: I found a second while I know you are to

766
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: get to bring it through. You give me help this

767
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: person with the frozen fish. I'm sorry again? Wow, did

768
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: you that's so interesting? Crazy? That's crazy. I see this

769
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: guy about once every three years. I'm here on a

770
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:49,439
Speaker 1: secret assignment from the president. Oh, get off of me. Okay, yeah,

771
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: I'll just take your fish. And then have you heard

772
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: anything about um a man going missing? My husband's missing?

773
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: What's his name, Steve? Steve? Excuse me, mr? Mr Manager? Uh? Yes,

774
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 1: I know that you're in the middle of helping this lady.

775
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I thought you asked for the manager. He's

776
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 1: the manager. Who do you need? Both of you? Okay? Okay?

777
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: Did her voice just crack because I'm not sure if

778
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: we're dealing with a real lady here or a teenage boy.

779
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: Are you some kind of detective for something? Yes? And

780
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: then think you'd recognize me? I lost another wallet and

781
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 1: I came back to claim it. Oh jeez, you've put

782
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: me in prison. No, no, you put yourself in prison. Okay,

783
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: And I didn't think you'd recognize or robot. It's a

784
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: robot disguises a little boy disguises a woman and he

785
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:08,720
Speaker 1: married Steve. This is deep. I think I'm the wrong Steve.

786
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: Long story short, I don't think I'm supposed to be

787
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,800
Speaker 1: in the sun as So, somebody's got to hold the

788
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 1: door next time somebody walks in again, the next time

789
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: somebody comes in. Agreed, I'll put my foot in the door.

790
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: I've had a good life. If I never make it

791
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 1: out of hell, it's okay. But the rest of you,

792
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: you look like you really have a lot more left

793
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 1: to accomplish on this earth. Yeah, that's a that's a

794
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 1: fund up back story, Steve. That's that's terrible. Oh just

795
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 1: just just this way, awesome, Thank you so much. Okay,

796
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 1: we're in some sort of hallway. We're in some sort

797
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 1: of hallway. What's this. It's not too bad, it's not

798
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: too good. It's just we set up some sort of alarm. No,

799
00:52:55,360 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: it's ducks. No, it's it's ducks, stucks, ducks and ducks

800
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: in hell. Yeah, I'm sorry. You said they all got

801
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 1: out of this team room. Yes, sorry, sir. Uh we

802
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: did have an issue because one of them prompted the

803
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 1: door open with their foot. I don't want to hear details.

804
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: They're not supposed to get out of the Turkish bad.

805
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: But they're in there in the hallway, sir, and the ducks.

806
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: The ducks have surrounded him, so we were all right,

807
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: we'll just freedom right about. Ducks are too damn cute

808
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: to be in now. Alright, I agree, sir, but they're

809
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:30,919
Speaker 1: at their devil issue, no offense, I'm taking alright, chill

810
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,320
Speaker 1: and get around. I'll read you the last page of

811
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: my kids book. Yes, oh, I cannot wait. Steve the

812
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: Week one, hollyand what the fuck nibbled by a raiser build,

813
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: Mr President, we need you in the Oval office. You

814
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 1: have to leave this book, okay. I I don't want

815
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: to if I don't get the morals and I don't grow. Okay,

816
00:53:53,400 --> 00:54:02,439
Speaker 1: let me hear the end. Come on, that is our show.

817
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the President said to the author. Go on,

818
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 1: Steve the Week One. Let's thank all of our alchemists

819
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: for this particular outing. Uh starting with a tool sing, oh,

820
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 1: thanks everybody, this is so nice to uh to be back.

821
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me and uh yeah you can follow

822
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:31,280
Speaker 1: me on socials at a tool time and uh again

823
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,439
Speaker 1: if you haven't joined the Patreon. There was some great

824
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: footage on the zoom that you would see with squirrels

825
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: in it. If you join me, squirrels on shoot toes. Yeah,

826
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: that's and so much more. There's like most of us

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Speaker 1: losing our ship at some point. Uh. And thank you

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Speaker 1: a tool for being here. Gary Anthony Williams cause of

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Speaker 1: so much Shenan again, thank you so much for being here,

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Speaker 1: Thanks for letting me be here, and thanks It's good

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Speaker 1: to know that I have a fellow brother of the

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Speaker 1: squirrel on the scene. I can't get enough. Is there

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Speaker 1: as a guy or a girl by the one? I

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Speaker 1: don't see how that's your business, but thank you for

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Speaker 1: being here. You're welcome. James Jenny, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Wednesday night, eight p m Pacific Standard time. You could

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Speaker 1: see bear supply at twitch dot tv slash bs Comedy

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Speaker 1: is Joey Greer and that he is. Yeah, we don't

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Speaker 1: want to hear about it. Craig Kakowski, thank you so

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Speaker 1: damn much for being here. That was so much fun.

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Speaker 1: As of yesterday, Uh, we're recording this on May nineteen.

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Speaker 1: Charles Groden died yesterday. And if Kevin for some reason

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00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: seeing Midnight Run, stop listening to this and watch that

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Speaker 1: right now or some other great Charles Grodan movie like

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Speaker 1: The Heartbreak Kid, The Great Muppet Paper seems like old times.

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Speaker 1: He was reliable and everything he was in. Uh and

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Speaker 1: check out his work. If you want to see the

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Speaker 1: other side of that incredible work, check him out in

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Speaker 1: Rosemary's Baby, also mind bending. Yeah, we lost one of

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Speaker 1: the all time grades yesterday. That's an absolute fact. Is

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Speaker 1: this where we all take a pack to never die? Okay,

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Speaker 1: we don't want Craig talking about us like this, trust me, Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: later on we lost Chris Alvarado yesterday and his immortal work.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, though, Craig, what a fucking to say

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Speaker 1: he was always reliable. I think he's great. I love that.

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Speaker 1: I love that description or whatever that would that always

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Speaker 1: reliable and everything he did. That's that's a high compliment.

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Speaker 1: There's some people that are so consistently good that they're

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Speaker 1: not appreciated enough. Right right, I would add that to

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Speaker 1: your special skills immediately, Mr Chris Alvarado, because you are

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Speaker 1: indeed always reliable. Let's thank our engineer, the stars and

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Speaker 1: producer who manly's surfing right now, Mr Doug Baine, Babe

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Speaker 1: and the fine folks that I hurt me that let's

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Speaker 1: serve for a living. Thank you all very much for

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Speaker 1: your participation in our efforts, and remember, while Joey Greer

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Speaker 1: is not here now, he may not be here tomorrow

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Speaker 1: because he's mostly reliable. Please be kind to each other

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Speaker 1: and wear a mask when you have to. Yes, until

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Speaker 1: next time. He Alchemy