Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1: A coward, it's easy to have a scapegoat and now
Speaker 1: join my bad Larry, Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Man if we're having
Speaker 1: so much fun and bat Larry's not.
Speaker 3: Here I'm talking to I'm I was just walking to
Speaker 3: get some golf balls. I'm at a golf outing balls
Speaker 3: in the air at twelve thirty. Just bought a bucket
Speaker 3: of balls and doesn't look like I'm gonna be able
Speaker 3: to use them.
Speaker 1: Did you find them on grinder or no? That's the
Speaker 1: bag of balls, that's my handle, bag of all bag
Speaker 1: of balls. Larry has no idea what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Uh, let me sit in get back in Philly White's car.
Speaker 1: And that's his brother. Nobody knows the people that you
Speaker 1: bring up, Larry. I mean I do, but the other
Speaker 1: people don't.
Speaker 3: We've had this kind of thing. I don't care for
Speaker 3: me and you and say.
Speaker 1: No no, No, it's for the No, it's for the
Speaker 1: They don't know.
Speaker 4: These peoples of the people in this room don't know
Speaker 4: who you're talking about, Larry, let alone the people listening to.
Speaker 1: It, right, they don't care either, Larry.
Speaker 2: That's also a fact.
Speaker 3: As I said, he balls in the air at twelve thirty,
Speaker 3: I got hit a couple I haven't put yet.
Speaker 1: Oh shut, here's here's his excuse when he doesn't play well.
Speaker 1: Exactly I had to do.
Speaker 3: I want to win, Dan, It's a scrambler, Okay.
Speaker 2: I know who we.
Speaker 1: Think on the scramble team is yeah, okay, uh shay.
Speaker 1: How is your your mood? Because we've had had a
Speaker 1: couple ups and downs here, I'm torn, Danny. I got
Speaker 1: the Long Horns losing and dramatic fashion. I got the
Speaker 1: Cowboys getting decimated. But then I have the Rangers, Texas
Speaker 1: Rangers five in a row. Sweet, sweet, they look fantastic. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you okay? If the Rangers win the World Series
Speaker 1: but the Cowboys bow out in the first round of
Speaker 1: the playoffs and Texas doesn't make the Final four, absolutely.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I am okay. So it's twenty eleven. I've been
Speaker 5: traumatized talked down to, yelled at, embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Wait, who's talked down to you?
Speaker 5: Every single person who ever knows that I'm a Ranger fan,
Speaker 5: every single person.
Speaker 1: Also, this isn't about being a Cowboy fan being decimated
Speaker 1: or a Texas fan being decimated.
Speaker 5: No, this is about the Rangers. Twenty eleven one strike away.
Speaker 5: Ron Washington would not put a defensive fucking substitute for Danny.
Speaker 5: Danny that ruined my life. It ruined my fucking life. Yeah, Smarv.
Speaker 6: Then you got married and head kids. But the Rangers
Speaker 6: that ruined your.
Speaker 5: Life worse than the marriage. Yeah, which is a whole lot.
Speaker 5: It's saying a lot.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, that now had had home. Now that when
Speaker 1: you put it like that, now I understand. Well, I
Speaker 1: didn't know there were Texas Ranger fans.
Speaker 2: I swear to god, I did.
Speaker 1: I do not know. It's you're the only Texas Ranger
Speaker 1: fan sold out stadium, place was rocking, rooth was on.
Speaker 1: Let's go Rangers, let's fucking go, all right, But.
Speaker 5: The Cowboys I don't want to. I mean, we don't
Speaker 5: have to. No, no, no, no, no, no, just real quick, real quick.
Speaker 5: The offensive strategy from the fat Man from the walking
Speaker 5: talking cheese curd is not good. If you look at Shanahan,
Speaker 5: you look at Mike mc daniels, you look at the
Speaker 5: actual offensive progression of the NFL. McCarthy's a fucking league away. Danny,
Speaker 5: he ain't there.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have the brain to compute the fucking nuances
Speaker 1: of the new NFL. He ain't got it.
Speaker 2: He's kind of Matt Canada and his.
Speaker 1: Uh that's completely fair.
Speaker 2: From the same shitty.
Speaker 1: You know, it's bad when you go to a Penguins
Speaker 1: game and they're chanting fire the offensive coordinator for the Steelers.
Speaker 1: That's bad. That's bad. Let's see, let's recap because uh,
Speaker 1: Dylan won two units last week, Shay lost to Bad
Speaker 1: Larry lost three. So let's make sure we sync this up.
Speaker 1: Dylan plus sixteen, Shay plus five, Bad Larry plus two. Fine,
Speaker 1: to be fair like, we're all plus mine. I think
Speaker 1: it's a pretty good fucking thing. Everybody's good, Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: happy now in fairness, Shay, you have a unit that's
Speaker 1: a baseball unit. Oh yeah, okay, Dylan has plus one
Speaker 1: and a half units with formula one and bad Bad
Speaker 1: Larry's got plus seven units. What's that stem from Larry.
Speaker 6: Oh, that was golf.
Speaker 3: D We have Ranger football and let's get back.
Speaker 1: It's Texas. Nothing is what the fuck? It's Texas Ranger baseball.
Speaker 3: Larry, your your cowboys are beating the Jets, the Giants,
Speaker 3: and I bet on New England. The Cowboys beating New England.
Speaker 3: That win was good for about a week. So the
Speaker 3: Saint Swamps tur and shut them out.
Speaker 1: You ain't gotta tell me, ain't gotta tell me. Are
Speaker 1: you trying to hurt him? Get off the bandwagon, Larry.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking born into this ship, you goddamn coward. I
Speaker 1: am from Irving, fucking Texas. This is in my blood.
Speaker 1: I don't have a choice. You go and cheer for
Speaker 1: fucking the Jets or the Giants or the fucking Sound Islanders.
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship.
Speaker 3: I'm a Giant fan. I'm not happy. I'm a Giant fan.
Speaker 3: I'm not happy at all.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares. Are you okay today? No? I'm not. I'm upset. Danny.
Speaker 1: Should you be doing this? No?
Speaker 5: I shouldn't be. I shouldn't be waking up in the morning.
Speaker 5: I need to have meditation and calmness and maybe going
Speaker 5: on a retreat. The Cowboys are fucking my life up, Danny.
Speaker 1: But you have the Rangers football team. Though you have
Speaker 1: the you have the Texas Rangers.
Speaker 5: I mean the fact that we've lost three in a
Speaker 5: row to the forty nine Ers and the fact that
Speaker 5: this coaching staff cannot evolve past the two losses and
Speaker 5: understand what they're doing. I mean, it's not complicated what
Speaker 5: the Niners are going to do. They know what they're
Speaker 5: going to do. They know the run out of them.
Speaker 5: The offensive scheme has changed. What zero zero and dan
Speaker 5: Quinn got fucking out coach. That pass rush didn't fucking
Speaker 5: exist because Shanahan fucked him in the ass.
Speaker 1: Forgive my French. Yes, yes, Mark.
Speaker 6: Uh was that French? Also Michael Parsons, he made a
Speaker 6: person with this disappear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that with kid on the fuck Dallas shirt. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you're Michael Parsons, don't say anything. Now's not the time.
Speaker 1: Now is not the time. Yeah, Yeah, you got embarrassed.
Speaker 1: They could have put up sixty probably if.
Speaker 5: You had one quarterback. Hurry, and you're supposed to be
Speaker 5: the defensive fucking off.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, dude, the well we were comparing
Speaker 1: him to Lawrence Taylor, you know two weeks ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeh oh, sure you said it. Let's go. Let's go
Speaker 1: Dylan bets for this week, alrighty, Dan, I was not
Speaker 1: gonna let you recap the bet like all the other
Speaker 1: stuff from last week. Like, I don't think there's anything
Speaker 1: to recap, it's just boring. Yeah, yeah, what what.
Speaker 7: Ray one thing to recap? Though the end of the
Speaker 7: LSU game cover I considered I chalcked that one up
Speaker 7: as an l.
Speaker 1: Before then look Box three thousand a miracle cover.
Speaker 2: Dan, I also avoided a tattoo.
Speaker 1: That's right. I haven't heard from he get violated. Is
Speaker 1: he back inside? He might be incarcerated.
Speaker 2: Are we sure that he ever left?
Speaker 1: No, he said he drove a truck and he had
Speaker 1: the bet.
Speaker 2: Dug his way out of there and drove a truck.
Speaker 1: Andy du Frain, and he he ended up betting you.
Speaker 1: He took Texas and a half, you got six and
Speaker 1: a half. You got six and a half with Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: Yes, and there was actually a funny twist of events.
Speaker 1: And then you didn't even need the points to.
Speaker 2: So I halfway through the game.
Speaker 1: Gabriel was awesome. Okay, it was not he was not
Speaker 1: that fucking yeah, that was it.
Speaker 2: That was just a good old fashioned beach.
Speaker 1: Where's arch Manning when you need him? Sitting there getting
Speaker 1: an il money?
Speaker 2: He's where he looks like Joe Namath on the side
Speaker 2: on the fur coat.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, here we go dealing.
Speaker 2: Wait, but I had one more thing to say about that.
Speaker 4: By the end of the game, I was rooting for
Speaker 4: Texas because I was like, I kind of want the
Speaker 4: bread man tattoo. And I also had the under. So
Speaker 4: that last score by Oklahoma hit the over and.
Speaker 1: On brutal washing it you still you still had the
Speaker 1: You were on the right side.
Speaker 2: I was on the right side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. That brings us to this week. Dylan
Speaker 1: will let you start.
Speaker 4: All right, So college football Stanford straight up against Colorado
Speaker 4: money line plus three thirty?
Speaker 1: All right, what's the line?
Speaker 2: Plus eleven?
Speaker 1: Is that at Stanford?
Speaker 2: And I think it's a Colorado.
Speaker 1: Oh Colorado is not good. Their defense ain't.
Speaker 2: No, this is this is such a Colorado. This is
Speaker 2: a very loose game.
Speaker 4: That also, like they squeaked that one out against Arizona
Speaker 4: State last week.
Speaker 1: And how about him like showing his watch off to
Speaker 1: the Arizona State student section. Yeah, the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: It's the worst team in the back twelve and you're
Speaker 1: cool when they're gloating.
Speaker 4: Okay, buddy, Yeah, maybe pick your battles a little bit more.
Speaker 1: They've gloated over just about everything they can gloat about.
Speaker 5: I mean they that's the worst team, the worst team. Yeah, fair,
Speaker 5: but that's an in state rival. That's fine.
Speaker 1: You gloated over Arizona State, the Herbergunna University.
Speaker 2: One by three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, ship.
Speaker 4: They think they've kind I think Colorado has kind of
Speaker 4: overstayed their welcome as like the this story, and I
Speaker 4: think people are shifting as from not even necessarily Dion's falt.
Speaker 2: I think the story as a whole is kind of.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the media always blamed the media.
Speaker 2: It's definitely the fucking yes Ray Well.
Speaker 7: They went from being the good guys the bad guys.
Speaker 7: You see, Sanders took someoney's mouthguard out at the end
Speaker 7: of that and just ripped it off his helmet and
Speaker 7: threw it into the stands.
Speaker 2: So okayeah, they're kind of there's the pendulum swing.
Speaker 1: He's had a couple of moments there. He's had a
Speaker 1: couple of moments and tried to poke somebody's eye out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, back to reality here.
Speaker 4: As I had last week, which hit thew in three
Speaker 4: units on Iowa, Wisconsin under thirty four and a half.
Speaker 2: That's a spicy one twelve ten Iowa.
Speaker 1: For the six games this season Iowa is under is
Speaker 1: the gunslingers starting for Iowa this week the new kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so cannon They got a big old boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean you can put the biggest cannon in the
Speaker 4: world as Iowa's quarterback.
Speaker 2: They're still going to score fourteen points.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Notre Dame minus two and a half against usc that.
Speaker 1: Went from three to two and a half.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I don't really like either of these two,
Speaker 4: but I don't really believe in you see, all right,
Speaker 4: go to Georgia Southern plus six against JMU, because honestly,
Speaker 4: Ray Lake JMU.
Speaker 2: And Sasha and Larry like JMU. So process of elimination.
Speaker 1: JMU, are you fading these co JMU?
Speaker 2: And honestly, if anyone is listening, take Georgia Southern. I
Speaker 2: feel good about that.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything else yep.
Speaker 2: Oregon plus three against Washington will actually be a good,
Speaker 2: probably the best game this weekend.
Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah, I like that a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, NFL man. Okay, so I've got the same game
Speaker 2: parlay for the London game.
Speaker 4: London calling because the Ravens are there. It's Lamar Jackson
Speaker 4: that was on their social media, not mine. Yeah, Lamar
Speaker 4: Jackson anytime touchdown, Derek Henry anytime touchdown and under forty one,
Speaker 4: and that play pays out plus twelve hundred. Okay, and
Speaker 4: both of those teams are just gonna run the ball
Speaker 4: the whole time. Jags might as well against the.
Speaker 2: Colts, Gardner Minshew.
Speaker 4: Actually, actually it gives me more pause than if Anthony
Speaker 4: richards Richardson was starting Minju's He get the one game
Speaker 4: where he came in.
Speaker 2: And relief, and he actually has done pretty well since then.
Speaker 1: Gardner Minshew has faced seven teams that have had a
Speaker 1: five hundred or better record. Uh, and he is. He's
Speaker 1: one and six against Ship. Yeah that's not good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the right side of that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, what else?
Speaker 2: Bucks plus three against the Lions?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Texans Saints under forty two.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, wait a minute, So the Saints are the
Speaker 1: only team in the NFL where all five of their
Speaker 1: games have gone under the total.
Speaker 4: Which that's you know, that's one of those dicey trends
Speaker 4: where it's like it's, I mean, the bucks got to
Speaker 4: stop at some point, but maybe you can sneak one
Speaker 4: more and making six.
Speaker 1: It feels like twenty three to twenty.
Speaker 4: Yep, Okay, this is going to be a point and
Speaker 4: then Chargers Cowboys over fifty and a half on Sunday
Speaker 4: or Monday night.
Speaker 1: Kelvin Moore is gonna have all the secrets to the Cowboys,
Speaker 1: all right, So yeah, left, all right, now he's the offense.
Speaker 1: I'm actually missing killing right now. I'm missing killing. That's
Speaker 1: as a quarterback or as.
Speaker 2: An you might be missing him as a quarterback.
Speaker 1: It's not good right now, that's really bad. Anything else there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's probably gonna like this exact World Series prediction
Speaker 4: Rangers to beat the Diamondbacks plus seven hundred.
Speaker 2: I actually have. I also have another future I.
Speaker 1: Place on his band way Jake's bitch, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't get wow. Snakes are not going to Okay.
Speaker 2: You're welcome for Jacob de Grams.
Speaker 1: The roy Phillies. Phillies are going to rope or not?
Speaker 1: Yes they are okay, shay, you're on. Let's go JMU
Speaker 1: minus six. That's a good mood. Come on now, come
Speaker 1: on going? Yeah, shots in here? All right, No, you're
Speaker 1: not drinking? Are you drinking?
Speaker 5: I'm still not. But the roommate I told her last night,
Speaker 5: I said, listen, you may have to just coming down to.
Speaker 1: Chase. Niked back on that. Wait, wait, hold on, let's
Speaker 1: listen to this. Gotta be smart enough to open up
Speaker 1: for Can.
Speaker 2: I bite my nails?
Speaker 1: It's hard to do, like the one was the last
Speaker 1: time you got a manicure doing.
Speaker 2: I actually got a pedicure like two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: First fucking.
Speaker 2: It was. It was actually really nice.
Speaker 1: I bet it was. You've got damn anyway, here we
Speaker 1: got damn what here we go? Nothing? Amen? Amen? Alright?
Speaker 5: JMU minus six and Georgia Southern going straight up against
Speaker 5: still in there. I like the Huskies laying the three
Speaker 5: against the Ducks. Dude, I fucking grub. I don't get it, PENNI.
Speaker 5: He's fucking For those of you that stay up late,
Speaker 5: which I do stay up late on Saturday night and
Speaker 5: have seen Penix in action, it's he's fucking legit.
Speaker 1: Danny. Well, those who surely met Indiana knew he was legitim.
Speaker 2: No great, no great.
Speaker 5: If you could predict it what Penix did in Indiana
Speaker 5: to do what he's doing in Washington, you'd be retired.
Speaker 1: But why wouldn't I predict that? He did it at
Speaker 1: Indiana at.
Speaker 5: Indiana, like nobody has fucking done anything in the Big
Speaker 5: ten at Indiana.
Speaker 1: You know who you're just making No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm oh, I'm not that first.
Speaker 1: He's doing this in the Pac twel, which might be
Speaker 1: the best fucking conference.
Speaker 2: I disagree completely did this in Indiana.
Speaker 1: He was really good. He was great against every school
Speaker 1: besides Ohio State. You're right way to go. I'm raised impressed.
Speaker 2: No, they actually did all right against Ohio.
Speaker 1: He did he fucking didn't.
Speaker 2: I thought for the first half.
Speaker 1: Oh, for the first half. He had a great game. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean that's more than what are you arguing about?
Speaker 1: Both on the Michael Pennocks bandwagon.
Speaker 5: At Wazoo laying the adainst Arizona. They fucking letdown games.
Speaker 5: Arizona had a heartbreaker last week. Here we go overtiming.
Speaker 5: Uh huh okay, light the Pokes plus three against the
Speaker 5: Jayhawks got Corvallis laying three and a half against the
Speaker 5: fighting chip Kelly's I put a future in Danny that's
Speaker 5: probably gonna break my fucking heart. But I got the
Speaker 5: long horns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I didn't see this count. Okay, all right, I'm.
Speaker 5: So glad I'm here. I'm so happy. I'm here on
Speaker 5: my lunch break. By the way, on my lunch break,
Speaker 5: I'm here to get yelled at.
Speaker 1: All the other weeks when you were here, you never
Speaker 1: bitched that you run your lunch b Well, y'all, ain't
Speaker 1: yell at me last time. I'm also goddamn sure, little whiny.
Speaker 1: I thought Larry was the only whiner around here. Do
Speaker 1: we still have to listen to Larry's pic? Yes, Larry's
Speaker 1: up next.
Speaker 2: You just keep dragging.
Speaker 1: I can't wait down, all right, I drag them. Here
Speaker 1: we go, bad Larry.
Speaker 3: I got a little three team T's two units, Chief's
Speaker 3: minus the one and a half. Tonight got Colorado minus
Speaker 3: the one and a half Tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Night minus one under.
Speaker 3: Okay, Ray just keeps gool. I don't even need to
Speaker 3: hear what numbers you're giving me. Under seventy two and
Speaker 3: a half for the notreed.
Speaker 1: It's under seventy and a half.
Speaker 3: Whoops, that came down two points in a night.
Speaker 4: Okay, what do you skeptical, Larry a little bit, yeah, hilarry.
Speaker 1: I don't manipulate the line.
Speaker 2: It's also weird. The biggest game of the weekend, the
Speaker 2: line's moving around a bunch.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay. Then one unit On these college games, I
Speaker 3: think I got seven of them. West Virginia minus three
Speaker 3: against Houston, Florida State minus seventeen against Syer seventeen and
Speaker 3: a half, Jmu minus to six. I had into four
Speaker 3: and a half, but minus six. I heard he gave
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 8: Let's ken Jordan tell them Maryland minus fourteen against Illinois. Yeah,
Speaker 8: Washington State minus eight and a half against Arizona eight eight,
Speaker 8: Duke minus three and a half against NC State, Okay,
Speaker 8: and Notre Dame minus the two and.
Speaker 3: A half against the USC Okay, all right? And then
Speaker 3: one units in the pros And I got people taking
Speaker 3: my picture, Paul, he stopped taking my picture. One unit
Speaker 3: minus and a half against.
Speaker 1: Who who is taking your picture?
Speaker 3: Where golf? I'm a golf outing for the underprivileged kids.
Speaker 3: A seagert of.
Speaker 4: The underprivileged kids in the Jersey Shore. Wow, you could
Speaker 4: probably got for a higher hanging fruit.
Speaker 3: Taking my picture. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you Lebron at the Boys and Girls Club?
Speaker 3: Arry's thirty? Yeah, balls and air twelve thirty. I told
Speaker 3: you that. Okay, go think I think they got the
Speaker 3: forty nine is minus six against.
Speaker 1: The brown seven.
Speaker 3: I got the Ram seven Mine Rams minus six against
Speaker 3: the Cardinals, and I took the Jets against the Eagles.
Speaker 8: I don't know seven seven seven?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thank you guys putting up with me.
Speaker 3: I gotta go hit some I gotta hit some balls.
Speaker 3: Damn people counting up.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares. All right, Larry?
Speaker 2: Alrighty, I guess we learned. Don't take Larry's fucking picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he got warrants or what? What's up with
Speaker 1: a no picture thing? I have no idea what he
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, you've seen Larry. Who would
Speaker 1: want that picture?
Speaker 2: Fair?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean to be fair. You don't want your picture
Speaker 2: taken either?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: No, that's because I'm a dirt back.
Speaker 5: And I don't want to like get caught walking in
Speaker 5: and out of establishments that I shouldn't be in and out.
Speaker 2: Of whole foods.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, Whole Foods. That's what I'm talking about. Do
Speaker 5: you have a Oh yeah, I got a mug shot.
Speaker 5: I got a few mug shots, Danny.
Speaker 1: Really, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, No, this isn't just
Speaker 1: an act. I never I didn't know you got caught.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, it's not an act.
Speaker 5: Of times a few times. But the record's been exponged. Okay,
Speaker 5: nothing's ever really, I got.
Speaker 1: No pelonies on a record. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 6: Okay, what does everyone here have a mug shot?
Speaker 1: No? Ray, Ray's got, Dylan's got Marved? Do you have one? Oh?
Speaker 1: Everybody but Danny? Wow, wait to be a part of Danny. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: why do you have a mug shot? Marvin?
Speaker 6: I wasn't anything serious. I just got into something and
Speaker 6: was it a fight? You can say that, yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: all right, but you got a mug shot I did?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, Why are you talking like you're tough? No?
Speaker 6: No, no, because some man's game.
Speaker 1: Right Marv's Marv all of a sudden talking tough like
Speaker 1: Jay will do that to a man, Danny. Okay, Dylan,
Speaker 1: what's your mug shot from?
Speaker 2: It was back in my college days, crack.
Speaker 1: Tripping, pre school. What then, were you doing.
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 4: Was that? I, uh, you know, ran into a little
Speaker 4: trouble at Red Rocks.
Speaker 1: Got it? Did you resist the rest? No?
Speaker 4: No, I don't think I was in any shape to
Speaker 4: resist any sort of But I had some contraband.
Speaker 1: On brand for Dylan, yeah the way.
Speaker 2: But like Shay, no felonies.
Speaker 5: You never had a drug charge of my life, Danny,
Speaker 5: not one. Did you have like Molly with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh you did, that's just.
Speaker 4: And I took a I took a little tumble down
Speaker 4: the I don't know if you've been the Red right,
Speaker 4: those stairs are pretty steep.
Speaker 1: So I think I actually when you're fucked up, Yes, So.
Speaker 2: I think I was.
Speaker 4: I rolled, And then I think I somersaulted basically in
Speaker 4: front of the medical tent and they were like cool, Hey,
Speaker 4: a home delivery.
Speaker 2: And I woke up in the uber eats. This guy
Speaker 2: came to and that I was.
Speaker 4: In the hospital because obviously that's where they'd take me first.
Speaker 4: And there's two cops there, like you want to tell
Speaker 4: us what this is?
Speaker 1: And I was like not really, Uh, picture day Ray,
Speaker 1: you have a mug shot. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I was doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing
Speaker 7: in college and uh, come on my friend. I was
Speaker 7: getting my friend out of a sticky situation and I
Speaker 7: was put in a hard spot by a police officer
Speaker 7: asking for my ID, and I was like giving it
Speaker 7: back and forth with him. I was over served that night,
Speaker 7: and I eventually just gave him my wallet to show
Speaker 7: him I didn't have my idea in there, and he
Speaker 7: found my fake ID, so I have actually it's a spunge,
Speaker 7: but I have been charged with the felony before.
Speaker 2: Wait, oh my god, you can get charged with the felony.
Speaker 7: So I got taken in and mug shot in and everything.
Speaker 6: Wait, so you were arguing with a cop and you're
Speaker 6: here with us to talk about it.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Westport.
Speaker 2: Narragan is at Rhode Island.
Speaker 6: Even damn. It's good to be one.
Speaker 2: I got arrested. There are a lot of better.
Speaker 4: I'll see you one whiter in high school I got.
Speaker 4: I got arrested with my fake idea on Martha's Vineyard.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And in the liquor store and I saw a cops
Speaker 4: face like like, I was like, what's taking them so long?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 4: Just calling the cops, And like a cops face appeared
Speaker 4: in the door. So I ran out the back and
Speaker 4: tried to sneak around. He fucking just truck sticked me.
Speaker 1: And I spend the.
Speaker 4: Day in edgar Town jail. And I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 4: They had croissants. Oh my god, my dad. My dad
Speaker 4: made me city jail.
Speaker 2: My dad made me stew there. I was like, there,
Speaker 2: what do you want to watch?
Speaker 5: I've been to some city jails where they order you
Speaker 5: fucking McDonald's three times. I swear to God, swear like
Speaker 5: really nice. If you could arrest in a really nice
Speaker 5: suburb of Dallas, they will order it. Because they don't
Speaker 5: have like a kitchen or nothing like that. They'll order
Speaker 5: McDonald's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Fantastic love it.
Speaker 7: Yes, Ray, speaking of jail, I know I talked to
Speaker 7: you about this ship. Did you see the uh the
Speaker 7: guy in prison who's been dishing out like straight bangers
Speaker 7: for bets.
Speaker 1: I want to follow him on Twitter if you had one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he is putting in work.
Speaker 2: How's he getting the Is he like phone in something
Speaker 2: and having that phone?
Speaker 1: Of course he has no no I know that.
Speaker 2: But I mean, like you just have I guess, yeah,
Speaker 2: just have literally.
Speaker 5: Gets on the fucking phone he's like, put these bets
Speaker 5: in for me now, fifteen hundred on a three team,
Speaker 5: and he hits.
Speaker 1: Like, how about we get this guy on next week?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, be huge.
Speaker 2: Yes we can. We can probably track that guy.
Speaker 1: But I don't know how many phone calls you get
Speaker 1: a day and how long you can stay on them.
Speaker 2: Anyways, is one just.
Speaker 5: Had a recording of him like he would give us
Speaker 5: his picks, like we have a message.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Oh man, see what.
Speaker 2: Would be if we could get him live?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: That would be pretty well.
Speaker 1: It's a podcast for the people right here, you're.
Speaker 4: Gonna hear it'll be halfway through and here to click
Speaker 4: and be like such such correctional facility.
Speaker 1: Two dollars Ye will you accept? Yeah? Yeah? So Shane
Speaker 1: Irving Podcast. Yeah, how's the mood with Shane Irving Podcast?
Speaker 1: So it's my middle child's birthday to day? Yeah? Whatever.
Speaker 1: So the roommate woke me up at like seven thirty
Speaker 1: this morning. That's not early. Oh yeah it is for daddy. Uh.
Speaker 5: And she was like, come downstairs, we have a birthday thing.
Speaker 5: And so my kid was taking so long to open
Speaker 5: the presence. I was like, oh, he's God damn I
Speaker 5: open them up, and then tonight I have to cook
Speaker 5: steak for her for a birthday dinner, and the in
Speaker 5: laws are coming over, which won't be good. It's gonna
Speaker 5: be bad, real bad. Wait, one question. I hate to
Speaker 5: interrupt you that you did, but I definitely did on purpose.
Speaker 5: Who calls you daddy in the house? The daughters, the roommate,
Speaker 5: the roommate. The roommate calls me by my government name.
Speaker 5: She's no, she's a super duper feminist, so she's a.
Speaker 1: Sort of a right, yeah, you scoundrel, but she Now
Speaker 1: I have a bathrobe that has Daddy on it. No,
Speaker 1: you don't. I swear to god. My wife got me
Speaker 1: a bathroom it says Daddy on it. I wouldn't wear
Speaker 1: that ever, no chance what? No, that's weird.
Speaker 2: You don't want to borrow it?
Speaker 1: I know I'm good? Are you sure I'm possitive? Do
Speaker 1: you want to see me in that bathroom with nothing else?
Speaker 1: I do not do?
Speaker 2: How tights a cinch?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: Were that? When you go to she's house.
Speaker 1: You walk in with the roommates. We have a stake
Speaker 1: tonight right now Daddy's home. Yeah, she would be so
Speaker 1: happy to see you. Finally, anyone but Shane Irving wherever
Speaker 1: you get your podcast, and good luck this weekend to everybody,
Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us. Until next week, Dan Patrick takes
Speaker 1: again