WEBVTT - Episode 89: Bag of Balls

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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<v Speaker 1>Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Without doing the actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 1>A coward, it's easy to have a scapegoat and now

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<v Speaker 1>join my bad Larry, Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Man if we're having

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<v Speaker 1>so much fun and bat Larry's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Here I'm talking to I'm I was just walking to

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<v Speaker 3>get some golf balls. I'm at a golf outing balls

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<v Speaker 3>in the air at twelve thirty. Just bought a bucket

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<v Speaker 3>of balls and doesn't look like I'm gonna be able

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<v Speaker 3>to use them.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you find them on grinder or no? That's the

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<v Speaker 1>bag of balls, that's my handle, bag of all bag

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<v Speaker 1>of balls. Larry has no idea what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, let me sit in get back in Philly White's car.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's his brother. Nobody knows the people that you

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<v Speaker 1>bring up, Larry. I mean I do, but the other

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<v Speaker 1>people don't.

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<v Speaker 3>We've had this kind of thing. I don't care for

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<v Speaker 3>me and you and say.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, No, it's for the No, it's for the

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<v Speaker 1>They don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>These peoples of the people in this room don't know

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<v Speaker 4>who you're talking about, Larry, let alone the people listening to.

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<v Speaker 1>It, right, they don't care either, Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>That's also a fact.

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<v Speaker 3>As I said, he balls in the air at twelve thirty,

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<v Speaker 3>I got hit a couple I haven't put yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shut, here's here's his excuse when he doesn't play well.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly I had to do.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to win, Dan, It's a scrambler, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I know who we.

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<v Speaker 1>Think on the scramble team is yeah, okay, uh shay.

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<v Speaker 1>How is your your mood? Because we've had had a

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<v Speaker 1>couple ups and downs here, I'm torn, Danny. I got

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<v Speaker 1>the Long Horns losing and dramatic fashion. I got the

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<v Speaker 1>Cowboys getting decimated. But then I have the Rangers, Texas

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<v Speaker 1>Rangers five in a row. Sweet, sweet, they look fantastic. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>are you okay? If the Rangers win the World Series

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<v Speaker 1>but the Cowboys bow out in the first round of

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<v Speaker 1>the playoffs and Texas doesn't make the Final four, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I am okay. So it's twenty eleven. I've been

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<v Speaker 5>traumatized talked down to, yelled at, embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, who's talked down to you?

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<v Speaker 5>Every single person who ever knows that I'm a Ranger fan,

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<v Speaker 5>every single person.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, this isn't about being a Cowboy fan being decimated

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<v Speaker 1>or a Texas fan being decimated.

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<v Speaker 5>No, this is about the Rangers. Twenty eleven one strike away.

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<v Speaker 5>Ron Washington would not put a defensive fucking substitute for Danny.

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<v Speaker 5>Danny that ruined my life. It ruined my fucking life. Yeah, Smarv.

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<v Speaker 6>Then you got married and head kids. But the Rangers

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<v Speaker 6>that ruined your.

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<v Speaker 5>Life worse than the marriage. Yeah, which is a whole lot.

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<v Speaker 5>It's saying a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Okay, that now had had home. Now that when

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<v Speaker 1>you put it like that, now I understand. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know there were Texas Ranger fans.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to god, I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not know. It's you're the only Texas Ranger

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<v Speaker 1>fan sold out stadium, place was rocking, rooth was on.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go Rangers, let's fucking go, all right, But.

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<v Speaker 5>The Cowboys I don't want to. I mean, we don't

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<v Speaker 5>have to. No, no, no, no, no, no, just real quick, real quick.

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<v Speaker 5>The offensive strategy from the fat Man from the walking

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<v Speaker 5>talking cheese curd is not good. If you look at Shanahan,

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<v Speaker 5>you look at Mike mc daniels, you look at the

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<v Speaker 5>actual offensive progression of the NFL. McCarthy's a fucking league away. Danny,

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<v Speaker 5>he ain't there.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't have the brain to compute the fucking nuances

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<v Speaker 1>of the new NFL. He ain't got it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's kind of Matt Canada and his.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh that's completely fair.

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<v Speaker 2>From the same shitty.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's bad when you go to a Penguins

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<v Speaker 1>game and they're chanting fire the offensive coordinator for the Steelers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's bad. That's bad. Let's see, let's recap because uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan won two units last week, Shay lost to Bad

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<v Speaker 1>Larry lost three. So let's make sure we sync this up.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan plus sixteen, Shay plus five, Bad Larry plus two. Fine,

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<v Speaker 1>to be fair like, we're all plus mine. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a pretty good fucking thing. Everybody's good, Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>happy now in fairness, Shay, you have a unit that's

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<v Speaker 1>a baseball unit. Oh yeah, okay, Dylan has plus one

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<v Speaker 1>and a half units with formula one and bad Bad

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<v Speaker 1>Larry's got plus seven units. What's that stem from Larry.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, that was golf.

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<v Speaker 3>D We have Ranger football and let's get back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Texas. Nothing is what the fuck? It's Texas Ranger baseball.

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<v Speaker 3>Larry, your your cowboys are beating the Jets, the Giants,

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<v Speaker 3>and I bet on New England. The Cowboys beating New England.

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<v Speaker 3>That win was good for about a week. So the

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<v Speaker 3>Saint Swamps tur and shut them out.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't gotta tell me, ain't gotta tell me. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you trying to hurt him? Get off the bandwagon, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking born into this ship, you goddamn coward. I

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<v Speaker 1>am from Irving, fucking Texas. This is in my blood.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a choice. You go and cheer for

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<v Speaker 1>fucking the Jets or the Giants or the fucking Sound Islanders.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a ship.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a Giant fan. I'm not happy. I'm a Giant fan.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not happy at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody cares. Are you okay today? No? I'm not. I'm upset. Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Should you be doing this? No?

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<v Speaker 5>I shouldn't be. I shouldn't be waking up in the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I need to have meditation and calmness and maybe going

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<v Speaker 5>on a retreat. The Cowboys are fucking my life up, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>But you have the Rangers football team. Though you have

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<v Speaker 1>the you have the Texas Rangers.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean the fact that we've lost three in a

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<v Speaker 5>row to the forty nine Ers and the fact that

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<v Speaker 5>this coaching staff cannot evolve past the two losses and

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<v Speaker 5>understand what they're doing. I mean, it's not complicated what

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<v Speaker 5>the Niners are going to do. They know what they're

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<v Speaker 5>going to do. They know the run out of them.

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<v Speaker 5>The offensive scheme has changed. What zero zero and dan

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<v Speaker 5>Quinn got fucking out coach. That pass rush didn't fucking

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<v Speaker 5>exist because Shanahan fucked him in the ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Forgive my French. Yes, yes, Mark.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh was that French? Also Michael Parsons, he made a

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<v Speaker 6>person with this disappear.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I saw that with kid on the fuck Dallas shirt. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're Michael Parsons, don't say anything. Now's not the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Now is not the time. Yeah, Yeah, you got embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>They could have put up sixty probably if.

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<v Speaker 5>You had one quarterback. Hurry, and you're supposed to be

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<v Speaker 5>the defensive fucking off.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, come on, dude, the well we were comparing

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<v Speaker 1>him to Lawrence Taylor, you know two weeks ago. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeh oh, sure you said it. Let's go. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan bets for this week, alrighty, Dan, I was not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna let you recap the bet like all the other

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<v Speaker 1>stuff from last week. Like, I don't think there's anything

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<v Speaker 1>to recap, it's just boring. Yeah, yeah, what what.

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<v Speaker 7>Ray one thing to recap? Though the end of the

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<v Speaker 7>LSU game cover I considered I chalcked that one up

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<v Speaker 7>as an l.

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<v Speaker 1>Before then look Box three thousand a miracle cover.

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<v Speaker 2>Dan, I also avoided a tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. I haven't heard from he get violated. Is

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<v Speaker 1>he back inside? He might be incarcerated.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we sure that he ever left?

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<v Speaker 1>No, he said he drove a truck and he had

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<v Speaker 1>the bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Dug his way out of there and drove a truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Andy du Frain, and he he ended up betting you.

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<v Speaker 1>He took Texas and a half, you got six and

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<v Speaker 1>a half. You got six and a half with Oklahoma.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and there was actually a funny twist of events.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you didn't even need the points to.

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<v Speaker 2>So I halfway through the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Gabriel was awesome. Okay, it was not he was not

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<v Speaker 1>that fucking yeah, that was it.

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<v Speaker 2>That was just a good old fashioned beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's arch Manning when you need him? Sitting there getting

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<v Speaker 1>an il money?

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<v Speaker 2>He's where he looks like Joe Namath on the side

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<v Speaker 2>on the fur coat.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, here we go dealing.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, but I had one more thing to say about that.

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<v Speaker 4>By the end of the game, I was rooting for

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<v Speaker 4>Texas because I was like, I kind of want the

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<v Speaker 4>bread man tattoo. And I also had the under. So

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<v Speaker 4>that last score by Oklahoma hit the over and.

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<v Speaker 1>On brutal washing it you still you still had the

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<v Speaker 1>You were on the right side.

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<v Speaker 2>I was on the right side.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right. That brings us to this week. Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>will let you start.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So college football Stanford straight up against Colorado

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<v Speaker 4>money line plus three thirty?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what's the line?

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<v Speaker 2>Plus eleven?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that at Stanford?

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<v Speaker 2>And I think it's a Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Colorado is not good. Their defense ain't.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is this is such a Colorado. This is

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<v Speaker 2>a very loose game.

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<v Speaker 4>That also, like they squeaked that one out against Arizona

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<v Speaker 4>State last week.

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<v Speaker 1>And how about him like showing his watch off to

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<v Speaker 1>the Arizona State student section. Yeah, the fuck are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>It's the worst team in the back twelve and you're

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<v Speaker 1>cool when they're gloating.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, buddy, Yeah, maybe pick your battles a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>They've gloated over just about everything they can gloat about.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean they that's the worst team, the worst team. Yeah, fair,

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<v Speaker 5>but that's an in state rival. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You gloated over Arizona State, the Herbergunna University.

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<v Speaker 2>One by three.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, ship.

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<v Speaker 4>They think they've kind I think Colorado has kind of

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<v Speaker 4>overstayed their welcome as like the this story, and I

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<v Speaker 4>think people are shifting as from not even necessarily Dion's falt.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the story as a whole is kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's the media always blamed the media.

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<v Speaker 2>It's definitely the fucking yes Ray Well.

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<v Speaker 7>They went from being the good guys the bad guys.

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<v Speaker 7>You see, Sanders took someoney's mouthguard out at the end

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<v Speaker 7>of that and just ripped it off his helmet and

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<v Speaker 7>threw it into the stands.

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<v Speaker 2>So okayeah, they're kind of there's the pendulum swing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's had a couple of moments there. He's had a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of moments and tried to poke somebody's eye out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, back to reality here.

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<v Speaker 4>As I had last week, which hit thew in three

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<v Speaker 4>units on Iowa, Wisconsin under thirty four and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a spicy one twelve ten Iowa.

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<v Speaker 1>For the six games this season Iowa is under is

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<v Speaker 1>the gunslingers starting for Iowa this week the new kid. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so cannon They got a big old boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean you can put the biggest cannon in the

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<v Speaker 4>world as Iowa's quarterback.

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<v Speaker 2>They're still going to score fourteen points.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Notre Dame minus two and a half against usc that.

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<v Speaker 1>Went from three to two and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, I don't really like either of these two,

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<v Speaker 4>but I don't really believe in you see, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>go to Georgia Southern plus six against JMU, because honestly,

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<v Speaker 4>Ray Lake JMU.

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<v Speaker 2>And Sasha and Larry like JMU. So process of elimination.

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<v Speaker 1>JMU, are you fading these co JMU?

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<v Speaker 2>And honestly, if anyone is listening, take Georgia Southern. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel good about that.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anything else yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Oregon plus three against Washington will actually be a good,

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<v Speaker 2>probably the best game this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. Yeah, I like that a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, NFL man. Okay, so I've got the same game

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<v Speaker 2>parlay for the London game.

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<v Speaker 4>London calling because the Ravens are there. It's Lamar Jackson

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<v Speaker 4>that was on their social media, not mine. Yeah, Lamar

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<v Speaker 4>Jackson anytime touchdown, Derek Henry anytime touchdown and under forty one,

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<v Speaker 4>and that play pays out plus twelve hundred. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 4>both of those teams are just gonna run the ball

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<v Speaker 4>the whole time. Jags might as well against the.

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<v Speaker 2>Colts, Gardner Minshew.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, actually it gives me more pause than if Anthony

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<v Speaker 4>richards Richardson was starting Minju's He get the one game

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<v Speaker 4>where he came in.

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<v Speaker 2>And relief, and he actually has done pretty well since then.

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<v Speaker 1>Gardner Minshew has faced seven teams that have had a

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred or better record. Uh, and he is. He's

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<v Speaker 1>one and six against Ship. Yeah that's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, on the right side of that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Okay, what else?

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<v Speaker 2>Bucks plus three against the Lions?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Texans Saints under forty two.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, wait a minute, So the Saints are the

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<v Speaker 1>only team in the NFL where all five of their

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<v Speaker 1>games have gone under the total.

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<v Speaker 4>Which that's you know, that's one of those dicey trends

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<v Speaker 4>where it's like it's, I mean, the bucks got to

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<v Speaker 4>stop at some point, but maybe you can sneak one

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<v Speaker 4>more and making six.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like twenty three to twenty.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, Okay, this is going to be a point and

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<v Speaker 4>then Chargers Cowboys over fifty and a half on Sunday

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<v Speaker 4>or Monday night.

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<v Speaker 1>Kelvin Moore is gonna have all the secrets to the Cowboys,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So yeah, left, all right, now he's the offense.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually missing killing right now. I'm missing killing. That's

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<v Speaker 1>as a quarterback or as.

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<v Speaker 2>An you might be missing him as a quarterback.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not good right now, that's really bad. Anything else there?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's probably gonna like this exact World Series prediction

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<v Speaker 4>Rangers to beat the Diamondbacks plus seven hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually have. I also have another future I.

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<v Speaker 1>Place on his band way Jake's bitch, I don't I

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<v Speaker 1>don't get wow. Snakes are not going to Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome for Jacob de Grams.

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<v Speaker 1>The roy Phillies. Phillies are going to rope or not?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes they are okay, shay, you're on. Let's go JMU

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<v Speaker 1>minus six. That's a good mood. Come on now, come

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<v Speaker 1>on going? Yeah, shots in here? All right, No, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not drinking? Are you drinking?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm still not. But the roommate I told her last night,

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<v Speaker 5>I said, listen, you may have to just coming down to.

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<v Speaker 1>Chase. Niked back on that. Wait, wait, hold on, let's

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<v Speaker 1>listen to this. Gotta be smart enough to open up

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<v Speaker 1>for Can.

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<v Speaker 2>I bite my nails?

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard to do, like the one was the last

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<v Speaker 1>time you got a manicure doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually got a pedicure like two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>First fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>It was. It was actually really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet it was. You've got damn anyway, here we

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<v Speaker 1>got damn what here we go? Nothing? Amen? Amen? Alright?

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<v Speaker 5>JMU minus six and Georgia Southern going straight up against

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<v Speaker 5>still in there. I like the Huskies laying the three

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<v Speaker 5>against the Ducks. Dude, I fucking grub. I don't get it, PENNI.

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<v Speaker 5>He's fucking For those of you that stay up late,

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<v Speaker 5>which I do stay up late on Saturday night and

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<v Speaker 5>have seen Penix in action, it's he's fucking legit.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny. Well, those who surely met Indiana knew he was legitim.

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<v Speaker 2>No great, no great.

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<v Speaker 5>If you could predict it what Penix did in Indiana

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<v Speaker 5>to do what he's doing in Washington, you'd be retired.

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<v Speaker 1>But why wouldn't I predict that? He did it at

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<v Speaker 1>Indiana at.

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<v Speaker 5>Indiana, like nobody has fucking done anything in the Big

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<v Speaker 5>ten at Indiana.

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<v Speaker 1>You know who you're just making No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm oh, I'm not that first.

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<v Speaker 1>He's doing this in the Pac twel, which might be

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<v Speaker 1>the best fucking conference.

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<v Speaker 2>I disagree completely did this in Indiana.

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<v Speaker 1>He was really good. He was great against every school

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<v Speaker 1>besides Ohio State. You're right way to go. I'm raised impressed.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they actually did all right against Ohio.

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<v Speaker 1>He did he fucking didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought for the first half.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, for the first half. He had a great game. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's more than what are you arguing about?

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<v Speaker 1>Both on the Michael Pennocks bandwagon.

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<v Speaker 5>At Wazoo laying the adainst Arizona. They fucking letdown games.

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<v Speaker 5>Arizona had a heartbreaker last week. Here we go overtiming.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh huh okay, light the Pokes plus three against the

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<v Speaker 5>Jayhawks got Corvallis laying three and a half against the

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<v Speaker 5>fighting chip Kelly's I put a future in Danny that's

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<v Speaker 5>probably gonna break my fucking heart. But I got the

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<v Speaker 5>long horns.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, I didn't see this count. Okay, all right, I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>So glad I'm here. I'm so happy. I'm here on

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<v Speaker 5>my lunch break. By the way, on my lunch break,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm here to get yelled at.

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<v Speaker 1>All the other weeks when you were here, you never

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<v Speaker 1>bitched that you run your lunch b Well, y'all, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>yell at me last time. I'm also goddamn sure, little whiny.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought Larry was the only whiner around here. Do

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<v Speaker 1>we still have to listen to Larry's pic? Yes, Larry's

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<v Speaker 1>up next.

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<v Speaker 2>You just keep dragging.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait down, all right, I drag them. Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go, bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a little three team T's two units, Chief's

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<v Speaker 3>minus the one and a half. Tonight got Colorado minus

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<v Speaker 3>the one and a half Tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Night minus one under.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Ray just keeps gool. I don't even need to

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<v Speaker 3>hear what numbers you're giving me. Under seventy two and

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<v Speaker 3>a half for the notreed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's under seventy and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoops, that came down two points in a night.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, what do you skeptical, Larry a little bit, yeah, hilarry.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't manipulate the line.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also weird. The biggest game of the weekend, the

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<v Speaker 2>line's moving around a bunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay. Then one unit On these college games, I

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<v Speaker 3>think I got seven of them. West Virginia minus three

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<v Speaker 3>against Houston, Florida State minus seventeen against Syer seventeen and

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<v Speaker 3>a half, Jmu minus to six. I had into four

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<v Speaker 3>and a half, but minus six. I heard he gave

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<v Speaker 3>it out.

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<v Speaker 8>Let's ken Jordan tell them Maryland minus fourteen against Illinois. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>Washington State minus eight and a half against Arizona eight eight,

0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:49.399
<v Speaker 8>Duke minus three and a half against NC State, Okay,

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<v Speaker 8>and Notre Dame minus the two and.

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<v Speaker 3>A half against the USC Okay, all right? And then

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<v Speaker 3>one units in the pros And I got people taking

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<v Speaker 3>my picture, Paul, he stopped taking my picture. One unit

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<v Speaker 3>minus and a half against.

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<v Speaker 1>Who who is taking your picture?

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<v Speaker 3>Where golf? I'm a golf outing for the underprivileged kids.

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<v Speaker 3>A seagert of.

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<v Speaker 4>The underprivileged kids in the Jersey Shore. Wow, you could

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<v Speaker 4>probably got for a higher hanging fruit.

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<v Speaker 3>Taking my picture. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you Lebron at the Boys and Girls Club?

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<v Speaker 3>Arry's thirty? Yeah, balls and air twelve thirty. I told

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<v Speaker 3>you that. Okay, go think I think they got the

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<v Speaker 3>forty nine is minus six against.

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<v Speaker 1>The brown seven.

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<v Speaker 3>I got the Ram seven Mine Rams minus six against

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<v Speaker 3>the Cardinals, and I took the Jets against the Eagles.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know seven seven seven?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, thank you guys putting up with me.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go hit some I gotta hit some balls.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn people counting up.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody cares. All right, Larry?

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<v Speaker 2>Alrighty, I guess we learned. Don't take Larry's fucking picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's he got warrants or what? What's up with

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<v Speaker 1>a no picture thing? I have no idea what he

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean, you've seen Larry. Who would

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<v Speaker 1>want that picture?

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<v Speaker 2>Fair?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean to be fair. You don't want your picture

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<v Speaker 2>taken either?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's because I'm a dirt back.

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<v Speaker 5>And I don't want to like get caught walking in

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<v Speaker 5>and out of establishments that I shouldn't be in and out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of whole foods.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, sure, Whole Foods. That's what I'm talking about. Do

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<v Speaker 5>you have a Oh yeah, I got a mug shot.

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<v Speaker 5>I got a few mug shots, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, No, this isn't just

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<v Speaker 1>an act. I never I didn't know you got caught.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, it's not an act.

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<v Speaker 5>Of times a few times. But the record's been exponged. Okay,

0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:46.600
<v Speaker 5>nothing's ever really, I got.

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<v Speaker 1>No pelonies on a record. I'll tell you that.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, what does everyone here have a mug shot?

0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:56.600
<v Speaker 1>No? Ray, Ray's got, Dylan's got Marved? Do you have one? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody but Danny? Wow, wait to be a part of Danny. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>why do you have a mug shot? Marvin?

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<v Speaker 6>I wasn't anything serious. I just got into something and

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<v Speaker 6>was it a fight? You can say that, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>all right, but you got a mug shot I did?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Okay, Why are you talking like you're tough? No?

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, because some man's game.

0:20:25.320 --> 0:20:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Right Marv's Marv all of a sudden talking tough like

0:20:32.920 --> 0:20:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Jay will do that to a man, Danny. Okay, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your mug shot from?

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<v Speaker 2>It was back in my college days, crack.

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<v Speaker 1>Tripping, pre school. What then, were you doing.

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<v Speaker 7>That?

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<v Speaker 4>Was that? I, uh, you know, ran into a little

0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:50.919
<v Speaker 4>trouble at Red Rocks.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it? Did you resist the rest? No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't think I was in any shape to

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<v Speaker 4>resist any sort of But I had some contraband.

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<v Speaker 1>On brand for Dylan, yeah the way.

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<v Speaker 2>But like Shay, no felonies.

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<v Speaker 5>You never had a drug charge of my life, Danny,

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<v Speaker 5>not one. Did you have like Molly with you?

0:21:12.800 --> 0:21:13.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you did, that's just.

0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:18.800
<v Speaker 4>And I took a I took a little tumble down

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<v Speaker 4>the I don't know if you've been the Red right,

0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:22.760
<v Speaker 4>those stairs are pretty steep.

0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:25.800
<v Speaker 1>So I think I actually when you're fucked up, Yes, So.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I was.

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<v Speaker 4>I rolled, And then I think I somersaulted basically in

0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:35.360
<v Speaker 4>front of the medical tent and they were like cool, Hey,

0:21:35.440 --> 0:21:36.960
<v Speaker 4>a home delivery.

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<v Speaker 2>And I woke up in the uber eats. This guy

0:21:41.600 --> 0:21:42.960
<v Speaker 2>came to and that I was.

0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:45.800
<v Speaker 4>In the hospital because obviously that's where they'd take me first.

0:21:45.840 --> 0:21:47.840
<v Speaker 4>And there's two cops there, like you want to tell

0:21:47.880 --> 0:21:48.359
<v Speaker 4>us what this is?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like not really, Uh, picture day Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a mug shot. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>I was doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing

0:21:57.480 --> 0:22:02.159
<v Speaker 7>in college and uh, come on my friend. I was

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<v Speaker 7>getting my friend out of a sticky situation and I

0:22:04.640 --> 0:22:06.720
<v Speaker 7>was put in a hard spot by a police officer

0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:10.239
<v Speaker 7>asking for my ID, and I was like giving it

0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:12.720
<v Speaker 7>back and forth with him. I was over served that night,

0:22:13.240 --> 0:22:16.000
<v Speaker 7>and I eventually just gave him my wallet to show

0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:18.080
<v Speaker 7>him I didn't have my idea in there, and he

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<v Speaker 7>found my fake ID, so I have actually it's a spunge,

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<v Speaker 7>but I have been charged with the felony before.

0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:26.200
<v Speaker 2>Wait, oh my god, you can get charged with the felony.

0:22:26.600 --> 0:22:29.320
<v Speaker 7>So I got taken in and mug shot in and everything.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait, so you were arguing with a cop and you're

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<v Speaker 6>here with us to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Westport.

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<v Speaker 2>Narragan is at Rhode Island.

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<v Speaker 6>Even damn. It's good to be one.

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<v Speaker 2>I got arrested. There are a lot of better.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll see you one whiter in high school I got.

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<v Speaker 4>I got arrested with my fake idea on Martha's Vineyard.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>And in the liquor store and I saw a cops

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<v Speaker 4>face like like, I was like, what's taking them so long?

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<v Speaker 2>There?

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<v Speaker 4>Just calling the cops, And like a cops face appeared

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<v Speaker 4>in the door. So I ran out the back and

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<v Speaker 4>tried to sneak around. He fucking just truck sticked me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I spend the.

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<v Speaker 4>Day in edgar Town jail. And I'm not even kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>They had croissants. Oh my god, my dad. My dad

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<v Speaker 4>made me city jail.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad made me stew there. I was like, there,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you want to watch?

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<v Speaker 5>I've been to some city jails where they order you

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<v Speaker 5>fucking McDonald's three times. I swear to God, swear like

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<v Speaker 5>really nice. If you could arrest in a really nice

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<v Speaker 5>suburb of Dallas, they will order it. Because they don't

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<v Speaker 5>have like a kitchen or nothing like that. They'll order

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<v Speaker 5>McDonald's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Fantastic love it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, Ray, speaking of jail, I know I talked to

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<v Speaker 7>you about this ship. Did you see the uh the

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<v Speaker 7>guy in prison who's been dishing out like straight bangers

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<v Speaker 7>for bets.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to follow him on Twitter if you had one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he is putting in work.

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<v Speaker 2>How's he getting the Is he like phone in something

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<v Speaker 2>and having that phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course he has no no I know that.

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<v Speaker 2>But I mean, like you just have I guess, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just have literally.

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<v Speaker 5>Gets on the fucking phone he's like, put these bets

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<v Speaker 5>in for me now, fifteen hundred on a three team,

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<v Speaker 5>and he hits.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, how about we get this guy on next week?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, yes, be huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes we can. We can probably track that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know how many phone calls you get

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<v Speaker 1>a day and how long you can stay on them.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, is one just.

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<v Speaker 5>Had a recording of him like he would give us

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<v Speaker 5>his picks, like we have a message.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, Oh man, see what.

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<v Speaker 2>Would be if we could get him live?

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<v Speaker 1>Though?

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<v Speaker 2>That would be pretty well.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a podcast for the people right here, you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Gonna hear it'll be halfway through and here to click

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<v Speaker 4>and be like such such correctional facility.

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<v Speaker 1>Two dollars Ye will you accept? Yeah? Yeah? So Shane

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<v Speaker 1>Irving Podcast. Yeah, how's the mood with Shane Irving Podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's my middle child's birthday to day? Yeah? Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>So the roommate woke me up at like seven thirty

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<v Speaker 1>this morning. That's not early. Oh yeah it is for daddy. Uh.

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<v Speaker 5>And she was like, come downstairs, we have a birthday thing.

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<v Speaker 5>And so my kid was taking so long to open

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<v Speaker 5>the presence. I was like, oh, he's God damn I

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<v Speaker 5>open them up, and then tonight I have to cook

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<v Speaker 5>steak for her for a birthday dinner, and the in

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<v Speaker 5>laws are coming over, which won't be good. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 5>be bad, real bad. Wait, one question. I hate to

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<v Speaker 5>interrupt you that you did, but I definitely did on purpose.

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<v Speaker 5>Who calls you daddy in the house? The daughters, the roommate,

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<v Speaker 5>the roommate. The roommate calls me by my government name.

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<v Speaker 5>She's no, she's a super duper feminist, so she's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Sort of a right, yeah, you scoundrel, but she Now

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<v Speaker 1>I have a bathrobe that has Daddy on it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't. I swear to god. My wife got me

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<v Speaker 1>a bathroom it says Daddy on it. I wouldn't wear

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<v Speaker 1>that ever, no chance what? No, that's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to borrow it?

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm good? Are you sure I'm possitive? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to see me in that bathroom with nothing else?

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<v Speaker 1>I do not do?

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<v Speaker 2>How tights a cinch?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>Were that? When you go to she's house.

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<v Speaker 1>You walk in with the roommates. We have a stake

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<v Speaker 1>tonight right now Daddy's home. Yeah, she would be so

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<v Speaker 1>happy to see you. Finally, anyone but Shane Irving wherever

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<v Speaker 1>you get your podcast, and good luck this weekend to everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for joining us. Until next week, Dan Patrick takes

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<v Speaker 1>again