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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 1: A coward, it's easy to have a scapegoat and now

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Speaker 1: join my bad Larry, Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.

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Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Man if we're having

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Speaker 1: so much fun and bat Larry's not.

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Speaker 3: Here I'm talking to I'm I was just walking to

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Speaker 3: get some golf balls. I'm at a golf outing balls

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Speaker 3: in the air at twelve thirty. Just bought a bucket

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Speaker 3: of balls and doesn't look like I'm gonna be able

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Speaker 3: to use them.

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Speaker 1: Did you find them on grinder or no? That's the

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Speaker 1: bag of balls, that's my handle, bag of all bag

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Speaker 1: of balls. Larry has no idea what we're talking about.

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Speaker 3: Uh, let me sit in get back in Philly White's car.

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Speaker 1: And that's his brother. Nobody knows the people that you

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Speaker 1: bring up, Larry. I mean I do, but the other

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Speaker 1: people don't.

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Speaker 3: We've had this kind of thing. I don't care for

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Speaker 3: me and you and say.

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Speaker 1: No no, No, it's for the No, it's for the

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Speaker 1: They don't know.

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Speaker 4: These peoples of the people in this room don't know

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Speaker 4: who you're talking about, Larry, let alone the people listening to.

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Speaker 1: It, right, they don't care either, Larry.

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Speaker 2: That's also a fact.

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Speaker 3: As I said, he balls in the air at twelve thirty,

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Speaker 3: I got hit a couple I haven't put yet.

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Speaker 1: Oh shut, here's here's his excuse when he doesn't play well.

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Speaker 1: Exactly I had to do.

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Speaker 3: I want to win, Dan, It's a scrambler, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I know who we.

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Speaker 1: Think on the scramble team is yeah, okay, uh shay.

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Speaker 1: How is your your mood? Because we've had had a

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Speaker 1: couple ups and downs here, I'm torn, Danny. I got

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Speaker 1: the Long Horns losing and dramatic fashion. I got the

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Speaker 1: Cowboys getting decimated. But then I have the Rangers, Texas

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Speaker 1: Rangers five in a row. Sweet, sweet, they look fantastic. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you okay? If the Rangers win the World Series

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Speaker 1: the playoffs and Texas doesn't make the Final four, absolutely.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I am okay. So it's twenty eleven. I've been

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Speaker 5: traumatized talked down to, yelled at, embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: Wait, who's talked down to you?

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Speaker 5: Every single person who ever knows that I'm a Ranger fan,

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Speaker 1: Also, this isn't about being a Cowboy fan being decimated

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Speaker 5: No, this is about the Rangers. Twenty eleven one strike away.

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Speaker 5: Ron Washington would not put a defensive fucking substitute for Danny.

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Speaker 5: Danny that ruined my life. It ruined my fucking life. Yeah, Smarv.

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Speaker 6: Then you got married and head kids. But the Rangers

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Speaker 6: that ruined your.

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Speaker 5: Life worse than the marriage. Yeah, which is a whole lot.

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Speaker 5: It's saying a lot.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, that now had had home. Now that when

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Speaker 1: you put it like that, now I understand. Well, I

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Speaker 1: didn't know there were Texas Ranger fans.

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Speaker 2: I swear to god, I did.

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Speaker 1: I do not know. It's you're the only Texas Ranger

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Speaker 1: Let's go Rangers, let's fucking go, all right, But.

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Speaker 5: The Cowboys I don't want to. I mean, we don't

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Speaker 5: have to. No, no, no, no, no, no, just real quick, real quick.

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Speaker 5: The offensive strategy from the fat Man from the walking

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Speaker 5: talking cheese curd is not good. If you look at Shanahan,

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Speaker 5: you look at Mike mc daniels, you look at the

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Speaker 5: actual offensive progression of the NFL. McCarthy's a fucking league away. Danny,

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Speaker 5: he ain't there.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't have the brain to compute the fucking nuances

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Speaker 2: He's kind of Matt Canada and his.

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Speaker 1: Uh that's completely fair.

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Speaker 2: From the same shitty.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's bad when you go to a Penguins

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Speaker 1: That's bad. That's bad. Let's see, let's recap because uh,

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Speaker 1: Dylan won two units last week, Shay lost to Bad

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Speaker 1: Dylan plus sixteen, Shay plus five, Bad Larry plus two. Fine,

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Speaker 1: to be fair like, we're all plus mine. I think

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Speaker 1: happy now in fairness, Shay, you have a unit that's

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Speaker 1: Larry's got plus seven units. What's that stem from Larry.

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Speaker 6: Oh, that was golf.

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Speaker 3: D We have Ranger football and let's get back.

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Speaker 1: It's Texas. Nothing is what the fuck? It's Texas Ranger baseball.

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Speaker 3: Larry, your your cowboys are beating the Jets, the Giants,

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Speaker 3: and I bet on New England. The Cowboys beating New England.

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Speaker 3: That win was good for about a week. So the

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Speaker 3: Saint Swamps tur and shut them out.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gotta tell me, ain't gotta tell me. Are

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Speaker 1: you trying to hurt him? Get off the bandwagon, Larry.

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Speaker 1: I'm fucking born into this ship, you goddamn coward. I

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Speaker 1: am from Irving, fucking Texas. This is in my blood.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a choice. You go and cheer for

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Speaker 1: I don't give a ship.

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Speaker 3: I'm a Giant fan. I'm not happy. I'm a Giant fan.

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Speaker 3: I'm not happy at all.

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Speaker 1: Nobody cares. Are you okay today? No? I'm not. I'm upset. Danny.

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Speaker 1: Should you be doing this? No?

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Speaker 5: I shouldn't be. I shouldn't be waking up in the morning.

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Speaker 5: I need to have meditation and calmness and maybe going

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Speaker 5: on a retreat. The Cowboys are fucking my life up, Danny.

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Speaker 1: But you have the Rangers football team. Though you have

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Speaker 1: the you have the Texas Rangers.

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Speaker 5: I mean the fact that we've lost three in a

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Speaker 5: row to the forty nine Ers and the fact that

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Speaker 5: this coaching staff cannot evolve past the two losses and

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Speaker 5: understand what they're doing. I mean, it's not complicated what

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Speaker 5: The offensive scheme has changed. What zero zero and dan

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Speaker 5: Quinn got fucking out coach. That pass rush didn't fucking

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Speaker 1: Forgive my French. Yes, yes, Mark.

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Speaker 6: Uh was that French? Also Michael Parsons, he made a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that with kid on the fuck Dallas shirt. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If you're Michael Parsons, don't say anything. Now's not the time.

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Speaker 1: Now is not the time. Yeah, Yeah, you got embarrassed.

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Speaker 5: You had one quarterback. Hurry, and you're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: I mean, come on, dude, the well we were comparing

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Speaker 1: him to Lawrence Taylor, you know two weeks ago. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeh oh, sure you said it. Let's go. Let's go

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Speaker 1: Dylan bets for this week, alrighty, Dan, I was not

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Speaker 1: gonna let you recap the bet like all the other

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Speaker 1: stuff from last week. Like, I don't think there's anything

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Speaker 1: to recap, it's just boring. Yeah, yeah, what what.

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Speaker 7: Ray one thing to recap? Though the end of the

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Speaker 7: LSU game cover I considered I chalcked that one up

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Speaker 1: Before then look Box three thousand a miracle cover.

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Speaker 2: Dan, I also avoided a tattoo.

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Speaker 1: That's right. I haven't heard from he get violated. Is

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Speaker 1: he back inside? He might be incarcerated.

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Speaker 2: Are we sure that he ever left?

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Speaker 1: No, he said he drove a truck and he had

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Speaker 1: the bet.

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Speaker 2: Dug his way out of there and drove a truck.

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Speaker 1: Andy du Frain, and he he ended up betting you.

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Speaker 1: He took Texas and a half, you got six and

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Speaker 1: a half. You got six and a half with Oklahoma.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and there was actually a funny twist of events.

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Speaker 1: And then you didn't even need the points to.

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Speaker 2: So I halfway through the game.

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Speaker 1: Gabriel was awesome. Okay, it was not he was not

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Speaker 1: that fucking yeah, that was it.

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Speaker 2: That was just a good old fashioned beach.

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Speaker 1: Where's arch Manning when you need him? Sitting there getting

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Speaker 1: an il money?

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Speaker 2: He's where he looks like Joe Namath on the side

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Speaker 2: on the fur coat.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, here we go dealing.

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Speaker 2: Wait, but I had one more thing to say about that.

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Speaker 4: By the end of the game, I was rooting for

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Speaker 4: bread man tattoo. And I also had the under. So

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Speaker 4: that last score by Oklahoma hit the over and.

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Speaker 1: On brutal washing it you still you still had the

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Speaker 1: You were on the right side.

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Speaker 2: I was on the right side.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. That brings us to this week. Dylan

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Speaker 1: will let you start.

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Speaker 4: All right, So college football Stanford straight up against Colorado

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Speaker 4: money line plus three thirty?

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Speaker 1: All right, what's the line?

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Speaker 2: Plus eleven?

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Speaker 1: Is that at Stanford?

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Speaker 2: And I think it's a Colorado.

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Speaker 1: Oh Colorado is not good. Their defense ain't.

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Speaker 2: No, this is this is such a Colorado. This is

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Speaker 2: a very loose game.

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Speaker 4: That also, like they squeaked that one out against Arizona

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Speaker 1: And how about him like showing his watch off to

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Speaker 1: the Arizona State student section. Yeah, the fuck are you doing?

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Speaker 1: It's the worst team in the back twelve and you're

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Speaker 4: Okay, buddy, Yeah, maybe pick your battles a little bit more.

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Speaker 1: They've gloated over just about everything they can gloat about.

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Speaker 5: I mean they that's the worst team, the worst team. Yeah, fair,

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Speaker 5: but that's an in state rival. That's fine.

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Speaker 1: You gloated over Arizona State, the Herbergunna University.

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Speaker 2: One by three.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, ship.

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Speaker 4: They think they've kind I think Colorado has kind of

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Speaker 4: overstayed their welcome as like the this story, and I

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Speaker 4: think people are shifting as from not even necessarily Dion's falt.

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Speaker 2: I think the story as a whole is kind of.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's the media always blamed the media.

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Speaker 2: It's definitely the fucking yes Ray Well.

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Speaker 7: They went from being the good guys the bad guys.

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Speaker 7: You see, Sanders took someoney's mouthguard out at the end

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Speaker 7: of that and just ripped it off his helmet and

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Speaker 2: So okayeah, they're kind of there's the pendulum swing.

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Speaker 1: He's had a couple of moments there. He's had a

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Speaker 1: couple of moments and tried to poke somebody's eye out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, back to reality here.

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Speaker 4: As I had last week, which hit thew in three

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Speaker 4: units on Iowa, Wisconsin under thirty four and a half.

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Speaker 2: That's a spicy one twelve ten Iowa.

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Speaker 1: For the six games this season Iowa is under is

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Speaker 1: the gunslingers starting for Iowa this week the new kid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think so cannon They got a big old boy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I mean you can put the biggest cannon in the

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Speaker 2: They're still going to score fourteen points.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Notre Dame minus two and a half against usc that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I don't really like either of these two,

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Speaker 4: go to Georgia Southern plus six against JMU, because honestly,

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Speaker 2: And Sasha and Larry like JMU. So process of elimination.

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Speaker 2: And honestly, if anyone is listening, take Georgia Southern. I

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anything else yep.

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Speaker 2: Oregon plus three against Washington will actually be a good,

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Speaker 2: probably the best game this weekend.

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Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah, I like that a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, NFL man. Okay, so I've got the same game

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Speaker 2: parlay for the London game.

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Speaker 4: London calling because the Ravens are there. It's Lamar Jackson

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Speaker 4: that was on their social media, not mine. Yeah, Lamar

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Speaker 4: Jackson anytime touchdown, Derek Henry anytime touchdown and under forty one,

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Speaker 4: and that play pays out plus twelve hundred. Okay, and

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Speaker 4: both of those teams are just gonna run the ball

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Speaker 4: the whole time. Jags might as well against the.

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Speaker 2: Colts, Gardner Minshew.

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Speaker 4: Actually, actually it gives me more pause than if Anthony

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Speaker 2: And relief, and he actually has done pretty well since then.

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Speaker 1: Gardner Minshew has faced seven teams that have had a

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Speaker 1: five hundred or better record. Uh, and he is. He's

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Speaker 1: one and six against Ship. Yeah that's not good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, on the right side of that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, what else?

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Speaker 2: Bucks plus three against the Lions?

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Speaker 2: Texans Saints under forty two.

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Speaker 1: Okay, No, wait a minute, So the Saints are the

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Speaker 4: Which that's you know, that's one of those dicey trends

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Speaker 4: where it's like it's, I mean, the bucks got to

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Speaker 4: stop at some point, but maybe you can sneak one

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Speaker 1: It feels like twenty three to twenty.

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Speaker 4: Yep, Okay, this is going to be a point and

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Speaker 1: Kelvin Moore is gonna have all the secrets to the Cowboys,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually missing killing right now. I'm missing killing. That's

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Speaker 2: An you might be missing him as a quarterback.

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Speaker 1: It's not good right now, that's really bad. Anything else there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's probably gonna like this exact World Series prediction

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Speaker 4: Rangers to beat the Diamondbacks plus seven hundred.

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Speaker 2: I actually have. I also have another future I.

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Speaker 1: Place on his band way Jake's bitch, I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't get wow. Snakes are not going to Okay.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome for Jacob de Grams.

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Speaker 1: The roy Phillies. Phillies are going to rope or not?

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Speaker 1: Yes they are okay, shay, you're on. Let's go JMU

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Speaker 1: minus six. That's a good mood. Come on now, come

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Speaker 1: on going? Yeah, shots in here? All right, No, you're

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Speaker 5: I'm still not. But the roommate I told her last night,

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Speaker 5: I said, listen, you may have to just coming down to.

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Speaker 1: Chase. Niked back on that. Wait, wait, hold on, let's

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Speaker 2: I bite my nails?

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Speaker 1: It's hard to do, like the one was the last

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Speaker 1: time you got a manicure doing.

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Speaker 2: I actually got a pedicure like two weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: First fucking.

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Speaker 2: It was. It was actually really nice.

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Speaker 1: I bet it was. You've got damn anyway, here we

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Speaker 1: got damn what here we go? Nothing? Amen? Amen? Alright?

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Speaker 5: JMU minus six and Georgia Southern going straight up against

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Speaker 5: still in there. I like the Huskies laying the three

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Speaker 5: against the Ducks. Dude, I fucking grub. I don't get it, PENNI.

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Speaker 5: He's fucking For those of you that stay up late,

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Speaker 5: have seen Penix in action, it's he's fucking legit.

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Speaker 1: Danny. Well, those who surely met Indiana knew he was legitim.

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Speaker 2: No great, no great.

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Speaker 5: If you could predict it what Penix did in Indiana

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Speaker 5: to do what he's doing in Washington, you'd be retired.

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Speaker 1: But why wouldn't I predict that? He did it at

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Speaker 1: You know who you're just making No, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'm oh, I'm not that first.

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Speaker 1: He's doing this in the Pac twel, which might be

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Speaker 2: I disagree completely did this in Indiana.

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Speaker 1: He was really good. He was great against every school

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Speaker 2: No, they actually did all right against Ohio.

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Speaker 1: He did he fucking didn't.

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Speaker 2: I thought for the first half.

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Speaker 1: Oh, for the first half. He had a great game. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's more than what are you arguing about?

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Speaker 1: Both on the Michael Pennocks bandwagon.

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Speaker 5: At Wazoo laying the adainst Arizona. They fucking letdown games.

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Speaker 5: Arizona had a heartbreaker last week. Here we go overtiming.

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Speaker 5: Uh huh okay, light the Pokes plus three against the

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Speaker 5: Jayhawks got Corvallis laying three and a half against the

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Speaker 5: fighting chip Kelly's I put a future in Danny that's

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Speaker 5: probably gonna break my fucking heart. But I got the

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Speaker 5: long horns.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I didn't see this count. Okay, all right, I'm.

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Speaker 5: So glad I'm here. I'm so happy. I'm here on

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Speaker 5: my lunch break. By the way, on my lunch break,

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Speaker 5: I'm here to get yelled at.

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Speaker 1: All the other weeks when you were here, you never

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Speaker 1: bitched that you run your lunch b Well, y'all, ain't

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Speaker 1: yell at me last time. I'm also goddamn sure, little whiny.

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Speaker 1: I thought Larry was the only whiner around here. Do

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Speaker 1: we still have to listen to Larry's pic? Yes, Larry's

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Speaker 1: up next.

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Speaker 2: You just keep dragging.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait down, all right, I drag them. Here

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Speaker 1: we go, bad Larry.

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Speaker 3: I got a little three team T's two units, Chief's

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Speaker 3: minus the one and a half. Tonight got Colorado minus

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Speaker 3: the one and a half Tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Night minus one under.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Ray just keeps gool. I don't even need to

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Speaker 3: hear what numbers you're giving me. Under seventy two and

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Speaker 3: a half for the notreed.

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Speaker 1: It's under seventy and a half.

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Speaker 3: Whoops, that came down two points in a night.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what do you skeptical, Larry a little bit, yeah, hilarry.

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Speaker 1: I don't manipulate the line.

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Speaker 2: It's also weird. The biggest game of the weekend, the

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay. Then one unit On these college games, I

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Speaker 3: think I got seven of them. West Virginia minus three

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Speaker 3: against Houston, Florida State minus seventeen against Syer seventeen and

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Speaker 3: a half, Jmu minus to six. I had into four

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Speaker 3: and a half, but minus six. I heard he gave

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Speaker 3: it out.

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Speaker 8: Let's ken Jordan tell them Maryland minus fourteen against Illinois. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: Washington State minus eight and a half against Arizona eight eight,

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Speaker 8: Duke minus three and a half against NC State, Okay,

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Speaker 8: and Notre Dame minus the two and.

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Speaker 3: A half against the USC Okay, all right? And then

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Speaker 3: one units in the pros And I got people taking

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Speaker 3: my picture, Paul, he stopped taking my picture. One unit

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Speaker 1: Who who is taking your picture?

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Speaker 3: Where golf? I'm a golf outing for the underprivileged kids.

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Speaker 3: A seagert of.

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Speaker 4: The underprivileged kids in the Jersey Shore. Wow, you could

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Speaker 4: probably got for a higher hanging fruit.

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Speaker 3: Taking my picture. Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you Lebron at the Boys and Girls Club?

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Speaker 3: Arry's thirty? Yeah, balls and air twelve thirty. I told

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Speaker 3: you that. Okay, go think I think they got the

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Speaker 3: forty nine is minus six against.

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Speaker 1: The brown seven.

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Speaker 3: I got the Ram seven Mine Rams minus six against

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Speaker 3: the Cardinals, and I took the Jets against the Eagles.

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Speaker 8: I don't know seven seven seven?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thank you guys putting up with me.

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Speaker 3: I gotta go hit some I gotta hit some balls.

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Speaker 3: Damn people counting up.

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Speaker 1: Nobody cares. All right, Larry?

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Speaker 2: Alrighty, I guess we learned. Don't take Larry's fucking picture.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he got warrants or what? What's up with

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Speaker 1: a no picture thing? I have no idea what he

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, you've seen Larry. Who would

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Speaker 1: want that picture?

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Speaker 2: Fair?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I mean to be fair. You don't want your picture

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Speaker 2: taken either?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 1: No, that's because I'm a dirt back.

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Speaker 5: And I don't want to like get caught walking in

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Speaker 5: and out of establishments that I shouldn't be in and out.

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Speaker 2: Of whole foods.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, Whole Foods. That's what I'm talking about. Do

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Speaker 5: you have a Oh yeah, I got a mug shot.

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Speaker 5: I got a few mug shots, Danny.

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Speaker 1: Really, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, No, this isn't just

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Speaker 1: an act. I never I didn't know you got caught.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, it's not an act.

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Speaker 5: Of times a few times. But the record's been exponged. Okay,

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Speaker 5: nothing's ever really, I got.

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Speaker 1: No pelonies on a record. I'll tell you that.

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Speaker 6: Okay, what does everyone here have a mug shot?

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Speaker 1: No? Ray, Ray's got, Dylan's got Marved? Do you have one? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Everybody but Danny? Wow, wait to be a part of Danny. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: why do you have a mug shot? Marvin?

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Speaker 6: I wasn't anything serious. I just got into something and

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Speaker 6: was it a fight? You can say that, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 6: all right, but you got a mug shot I did?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, Why are you talking like you're tough? No?

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Speaker 6: No, no, because some man's game.

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Speaker 1: Right Marv's Marv all of a sudden talking tough like

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Speaker 1: Jay will do that to a man, Danny. Okay, Dylan,

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Speaker 1: what's your mug shot from?

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Speaker 2: It was back in my college days, crack.

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Speaker 1: Tripping, pre school. What then, were you doing.

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Speaker 7: That?

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Speaker 4: Was that? I, uh, you know, ran into a little

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Speaker 4: trouble at Red Rocks.

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Speaker 1: Got it? Did you resist the rest? No?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't think I was in any shape to

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Speaker 1: On brand for Dylan, yeah the way.

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Speaker 2: But like Shay, no felonies.

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Speaker 5: You never had a drug charge of my life, Danny,

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Speaker 5: not one. Did you have like Molly with you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh you did, that's just.

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Speaker 4: And I took a I took a little tumble down

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Speaker 4: the I don't know if you've been the Red right,

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Speaker 4: those stairs are pretty steep.

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Speaker 1: So I think I actually when you're fucked up, Yes, So.

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Speaker 2: I think I was.

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Speaker 4: I rolled, And then I think I somersaulted basically in

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Speaker 4: front of the medical tent and they were like cool, Hey,

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Speaker 4: a home delivery.

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Speaker 2: And I woke up in the uber eats. This guy

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Speaker 2: came to and that I was.

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Speaker 4: In the hospital because obviously that's where they'd take me first.

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Speaker 4: And there's two cops there, like you want to tell

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Speaker 4: us what this is?

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Speaker 1: And I was like not really, Uh, picture day Ray,

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Speaker 1: you have a mug shot. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I was doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing

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Speaker 7: in college and uh, come on my friend. I was

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Speaker 7: getting my friend out of a sticky situation and I

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Speaker 7: was put in a hard spot by a police officer

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Speaker 7: asking for my ID, and I was like giving it

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Speaker 7: back and forth with him. I was over served that night,

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Speaker 7: and I eventually just gave him my wallet to show

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Speaker 7: him I didn't have my idea in there, and he

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Speaker 7: found my fake ID, so I have actually it's a spunge,

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Speaker 7: but I have been charged with the felony before.

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Speaker 2: Wait, oh my god, you can get charged with the felony.

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Speaker 7: So I got taken in and mug shot in and everything.

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Speaker 6: Wait, so you were arguing with a cop and you're

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Speaker 6: here with us to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Westport.

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Speaker 2: Narragan is at Rhode Island.

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Speaker 6: Even damn. It's good to be one.

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Speaker 2: I got arrested. There are a lot of better.

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Speaker 4: I'll see you one whiter in high school I got.

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Speaker 4: I got arrested with my fake idea on Martha's Vineyard.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: And in the liquor store and I saw a cops

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Speaker 4: face like like, I was like, what's taking them so long?

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Speaker 2: There?

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Speaker 4: Just calling the cops, And like a cops face appeared

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Speaker 4: in the door. So I ran out the back and

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Speaker 4: tried to sneak around. He fucking just truck sticked me.

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Speaker 1: And I spend the.

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Speaker 4: Day in edgar Town jail. And I'm not even kidding.

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Speaker 4: They had croissants. Oh my god, my dad. My dad

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Speaker 4: made me city jail.

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Speaker 2: My dad made me stew there. I was like, there,

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Speaker 2: what do you want to watch?

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Speaker 5: I've been to some city jails where they order you

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Speaker 5: fucking McDonald's three times. I swear to God, swear like

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Speaker 5: really nice. If you could arrest in a really nice

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Speaker 5: suburb of Dallas, they will order it. Because they don't

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Speaker 5: have like a kitchen or nothing like that. They'll order

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Speaker 5: McDonald's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Fantastic love it.

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Speaker 7: Yes, Ray, speaking of jail, I know I talked to

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Speaker 7: you about this ship. Did you see the uh the

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Speaker 7: guy in prison who's been dishing out like straight bangers

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Speaker 7: for bets.

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Speaker 1: I want to follow him on Twitter if you had one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he is putting in work.

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Speaker 2: How's he getting the Is he like phone in something

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Speaker 2: and having that phone?

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Speaker 1: Of course he has no no I know that.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, like you just have I guess, yeah,

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Speaker 2: just have literally.

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Speaker 5: Gets on the fucking phone he's like, put these bets

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Speaker 5: in for me now, fifteen hundred on a three team,

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Speaker 5: and he hits.

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Speaker 1: Like, how about we get this guy on next week?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, be huge.

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Speaker 2: Yes we can. We can probably track that guy.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know how many phone calls you get

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Speaker 1: a day and how long you can stay on them.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, is one just.

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Speaker 5: Had a recording of him like he would give us

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Speaker 5: his picks, like we have a message.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Oh man, see what.

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Speaker 2: Would be if we could get him live?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 2: That would be pretty well.

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Speaker 1: It's a podcast for the people right here, you're.

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Speaker 4: Gonna hear it'll be halfway through and here to click

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Speaker 4: and be like such such correctional facility.

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Speaker 1: Two dollars Ye will you accept? Yeah? Yeah? So Shane

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Speaker 1: Irving Podcast. Yeah, how's the mood with Shane Irving Podcast?

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Speaker 1: So it's my middle child's birthday to day? Yeah? Whatever.

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Speaker 1: So the roommate woke me up at like seven thirty

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Speaker 1: this morning. That's not early. Oh yeah it is for daddy. Uh.

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Speaker 5: And she was like, come downstairs, we have a birthday thing.

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Speaker 5: And so my kid was taking so long to open

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Speaker 5: the presence. I was like, oh, he's God damn I

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Speaker 5: open them up, and then tonight I have to cook

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Speaker 5: steak for her for a birthday dinner, and the in

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Speaker 5: laws are coming over, which won't be good. It's gonna

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Speaker 5: be bad, real bad. Wait, one question. I hate to

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Speaker 5: interrupt you that you did, but I definitely did on purpose.

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Speaker 5: Who calls you daddy in the house? The daughters, the roommate,

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Speaker 5: the roommate. The roommate calls me by my government name.

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Speaker 5: She's no, she's a super duper feminist, so she's a.

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Speaker 1: Sort of a right, yeah, you scoundrel, but she Now

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Speaker 1: I have a bathrobe that has Daddy on it. No,

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Speaker 1: you don't. I swear to god. My wife got me

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Speaker 1: a bathroom it says Daddy on it. I wouldn't wear

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Speaker 1: that ever, no chance what? No, that's weird.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to borrow it?

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Speaker 1: I know I'm good? Are you sure I'm possitive? Do

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Speaker 1: you want to see me in that bathroom with nothing else?

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Speaker 1: I do not do?

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Speaker 2: How tights a cinch?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Were that? When you go to she's house.

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Speaker 1: You walk in with the roommates. We have a stake

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Speaker 1: tonight right now Daddy's home. Yeah, she would be so

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Speaker 1: happy to see you. Finally, anyone but Shane Irving wherever

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Speaker 1: you get your podcast, and good luck this weekend to everybody,

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Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us. Until next week, Dan Patrick takes

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Speaker 1: again