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Speaker 1: Who's Alex's worst person in the world today? Who's Alex's

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Speaker 1: worst person in the world today? You know, every time

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Speaker 1: I do this, I like try to gauge in my

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Speaker 1: head to see if, like other people will agree with

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Speaker 1: me or not. And this one, I feel like a

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Speaker 1: lot of people won't agree with me, really because a

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Speaker 1: lot of people are like this, Okay. Yeah. Also a

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Speaker 1: side note shout out to the seven year old little

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Speaker 1: girl who loves Alex's Worst Person also our freestyle. Her

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Speaker 1: mom messaged me yesterday and said that it's her favorite

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Speaker 1: segments so cute, like Alex told me that, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, so, seven year old favorite segment is Alex's

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Speaker 1: worst person in the world today. That's awesome. That's a

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Speaker 1: seven year old that I would definitely like. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: my worst person in the world today is people who procrastinate.

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Speaker 1: Oh and also kind of like are unorganized, what kind

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Speaker 1: of goes in hand in hand? God, that's a huge

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Speaker 1: population of the world. That is also a huge well

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Speaker 1: not a huge population. Maybe I don't know about English, Evan,

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Speaker 1: but it is part of the population in this room.

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Speaker 1: It is sixty six point six percent in seven are

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Speaker 1: officially the worst people in the world today. So I mean,

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Speaker 1: I do feel like it's more of like a manly

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Speaker 1: thing to procrastinate, and especially for like holidays and birthdays

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Speaker 1: and special events and things like that, you guys wait

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Speaker 1: till like the day before, maybe even sometimes the day off.

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Speaker 1: So here's the thing. I always know what I want

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Speaker 1: to do, I just wait till the day before. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But so it's like, but I think for people who

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Speaker 1: procrastinate and struggle with procrastinating like I do, I think

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Speaker 1: sometimes in your mind you're like, I'm not procrastinating because

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Speaker 1: I actively I know what I want to do, and

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Speaker 1: then you're like, whoa wait, now, how am I going

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Speaker 1: to do it? Because now it's late. And so even

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Speaker 1: though you know what you're going to do and you

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Speaker 1: have to do, that's cult. That's exactly what procrastinating is.

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Speaker 1: I know, I have a slightly different form of procrastinating.

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Speaker 1: I do it where anything important I have to do,

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Speaker 1: I choose to procrastinate that, yeah, I do, and then

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Speaker 1: I do the less important things before that is something

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Speaker 1: that I do as well. Do what you do all

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Speaker 1: of this stuff. And by the way, if you didn't

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Speaker 1: know this, a lot of people probably do. But if

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Speaker 1: you're new to the show, or if you just didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Alex and I are married, and so she loves the

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Speaker 1: fact that I procrastinate. I don't know, I mean one

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Speaker 1: of your favorite things about me. It's super unorganized, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and procrastinator. And I mean it's it's not just like

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Speaker 1: a funny joke when you hear about all the guys

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Speaker 1: in the card aisle, you know, the day before Valentine's

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Speaker 1: Day or something like, it's for real, men procrastinate on

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Speaker 1: super special events. And it is really confusing to me.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's really irritating when you see or like

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Speaker 1: say it's a day before your birthday or the day

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Speaker 1: before your anniversary and your husband's like, I gotta go

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Speaker 1: run a couple of errands. It's like, why are you

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Speaker 1: doing it right now? Yeah? I can put two and

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Speaker 1: two together. I don't even worry about it at this point.

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Speaker 1: Just forget about it. It's not important anyway. It's so

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Speaker 1: funny as well being a man and walking into the aisle,

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Speaker 1: like if it's like Mother's Day and you see twenty

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Speaker 1: other men looking at each other, like, hey, I used

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Speaker 1: to do a joke about it in my stand up.

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Speaker 1: I can't do stand up anymore because the world's shut

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Speaker 1: down because of COVID. Really, but I used to do

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Speaker 1: a joke about that, because there's a way that you

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Speaker 1: can tell if a guy procrastinated, especially for Valentine's to Day,

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Speaker 1: if they procrastinated enough, I'll get you a Valentine's Day

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Speaker 1: card that has nothing to do with Valentine's Day, to

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Speaker 1: try to be funny, right, like a like a birthday car.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing because there's none left given to the grocery

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Speaker 1: store at the last minute. There was nothing left to like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: how do I problem solve? I got it. I'll just

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Speaker 1: be funny and get like a kid's birthday card. I mean,

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Speaker 1: she's gonna think this is hilarious. I've heard you say

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Speaker 1: that on multiple occasions over the years, and I'm just

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Speaker 1: thinking kind of at this point that you've done that

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Speaker 1: like a lot, because I've never heard anybody else say

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Speaker 1: that before. Really, yeah, I've never I've never gotte a

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Speaker 1: card that's like that. No, I've never heard of for

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Speaker 1: a friend getting a card like that. Like, but you're

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Speaker 1: also a comedian, so you might also think that it's okay,

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Speaker 1: because like you'll think they think it's funny. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I think you might be the only one who does that.

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Speaker 1: But I mean people have laughed at it when I've

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Speaker 1: told the jokes, So I think that because it's funny.

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Speaker 1: Text in for one of six one has that happened

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Speaker 1: to you? Or love coupons that's when you know somebody

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Speaker 1: procrastinated for a birthday or especially Valentine's are so stupid

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Speaker 1: where it's like, here's a coupon for a BackRub. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: any time it's because they procrastinated, didn't get a gift,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, I want to do something thoughtful,

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Speaker 1: but I got nothing, So I'm just going to create

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Speaker 1: these love coups. Oh there's this stupid By the way,

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Speaker 1: you should be able to catch those in after the relationship,

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Speaker 1: like when they're out on a date with someone else.

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Speaker 1: You should be able to walk in there and slap

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Speaker 1: it down on the table and be like, I'll take

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Speaker 1: my massage now, yeah, back out. I like. So, I

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Speaker 1: mean you are one of the most what is the

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Speaker 1: word zed, I don't even know the word. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how she does it. Yeah, I just like it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know it makes you. It just helps Also

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Speaker 1: just all all around super organized around my life, and

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Speaker 1: if Jewel needs to know where something is around the house,

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Speaker 1: he asks me, really yeah, and I always know where

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Speaker 1: it is. Well, even for your own possessions. Ye oh, yeah, totally.

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Speaker 1: Oh I don't know where anything is. Clean everything, and

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Speaker 1: organize everything, because if not, it's going to be a

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Speaker 1: heaping pile of crap everywhere. No, I definitely know where

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Speaker 1: everything is in the house. And he always at least

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Speaker 1: wants to day ask me where something is need like

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Speaker 1: the brain training games for Christmas. Oh yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: good idea. So people who procrastinate and wait till the

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Speaker 1: last minute to buy a card or a gift for

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Speaker 1: any sort of like special event for whoever in your life. OK,

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Speaker 1: me and every other man probably eates up a couple.

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Speaker 1: You're the worst person in the world today. That was

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Speaker 1: Liza's worst person in the world today. That was Liz's

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Speaker 1: worst person in the world today.