WEBVTT - Ep 234: Words Are Hard 

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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<v Speaker 1>the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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<v Speaker 1>crucially important today on This Is Important.

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<v Speaker 2>Before like porno categories, did people say Latina.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just a little cuddle puddle and you can just

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<v Speaker 3>dive in with a hard dick.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not a pee guy. I'm not looking up pee

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<v Speaker 4>video and here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I played that song for my son the

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<v Speaker 3>other day. Fucking loved it really okay, just the hits

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<v Speaker 3>for moving. He was doing that like a little kid

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<v Speaker 3>dance where you just sort of hump shit hump ship.

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<v Speaker 4>That song came on.

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<v Speaker 2>I was doing like not press photos, but like photos

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<v Speaker 2>for Monarch the other.

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<v Speaker 3>Day, Like what is the full name of Monarch Monarch Legend.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a Monarch Legacy of.

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<v Speaker 4>Monsters Legacy, Yes, legacy.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're doing photos for like billboards and like thumbnails

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<v Speaker 2>and all that kind of stuff and that, and the

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<v Speaker 2>guy is like, okay, so like I want to see

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Bill Randa's journey in your eyes this season.

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<v Speaker 4>And then it's like and I'm like ko nay.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you're watching YouTube, you got that one. You

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<v Speaker 2>knew what just happened and maybe you didn't, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's just such a good vibe.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a good vibe. It's and I like that we've

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<v Speaker 4>claimed it.

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<v Speaker 2>And do you guys know the chevy Chase video?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh yeah, okay, good good music.

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<v Speaker 3>The music video is all time is chevy Chase singing

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<v Speaker 3>this song? When I was a kid, I thought it

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<v Speaker 3>was a chevy Chase song.

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<v Speaker 4>He was Paul Simon exactly. I didn't know. I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>know as a Paul Simon song.

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<v Speaker 3>I just saw the video you know that song him out, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like very very young, and I was just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>chevy Chase from the movies down, very talented singer, songwriter.

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<v Speaker 4>This guy does it all.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know that he is a talented musician. And

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<v Speaker 2>he was in Steely Dan.

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<v Speaker 4>I think fake news. Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never heard that before.

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<v Speaker 2>Todd or Isaac, You're about to jump in here so hard,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard that. I'm pretty sure chevy Chase was

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<v Speaker 2>in Steely Dan and then he left.

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<v Speaker 3>He was the drummer before they formed Steely Dan.

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<v Speaker 4>Then he went to Lemming.

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<v Speaker 3>So chevy Chase was just up in the midst.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, he was a player.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's why I think he's fallen off so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he kind of had everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Well and I think he's a dickhead. Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 4>But what I'm gonna explain about his dickhead miss.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that I think a lot of really relate to

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<v Speaker 3>a dickheads, and it really has to stand up for them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, dick head to dickhead, it's like entering the mind

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<v Speaker 4>of a serial killer, because this is somebody who.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched growing up and it was like automatically amazing

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<v Speaker 2>and everything, and then there was a little bit like

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<v Speaker 2>a fall off, and it was a social falloff that

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<v Speaker 2>people just weren't driving with.

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<v Speaker 4>But I also understand like his humor is like.

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<v Speaker 2>Combative and like aggressive and like put downy, because I

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<v Speaker 2>think he wants people to do the same thing to

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<v Speaker 2>him so he can like that. I mean, even in

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<v Speaker 2>the New SML movie, he was going like toe to

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<v Speaker 2>toe with like Milton Burle until Milton pulled.

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<v Speaker 3>Out burrow his huge cock in front of Sidney Crawford

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<v Speaker 3>his daughter.

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<v Speaker 4>Huge. Yes, he did, that's the that's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I've only watched that part of the movie, and I

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<v Speaker 3>watched that like that, and I do.

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<v Speaker 4>Want to circle back to that movie.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think that everything came pretty natural to him

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<v Speaker 2>and it didn't to other people, and like he never

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<v Speaker 2>developed the same kind of life, like human understanding because

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<v Speaker 2>he's like.

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<v Speaker 4>What this is? You can't just play the drums? Like

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<v Speaker 4>what are you a fucking like? What fuck? Or he

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<v Speaker 4>was just a fucking asshole? Who I know?

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<v Speaker 2>But why why was he an asshole? People aren't just

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<v Speaker 2>born assholes? Why was he an asshole?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably his father. Probably his father was a dick. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe his dad was an asshole.

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<v Speaker 4>And yeah, that's what I'm gonna go with. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 4>usually the case.

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<v Speaker 3>Like someone's dad is a total asshole and they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>that's how you are is.

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<v Speaker 2>But then people in his inner circle seem to really

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<v Speaker 2>like him.

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<v Speaker 4>So what's the who who? Yeah, who's like fifty take the.

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<v Speaker 2>Lorde Michaels and like the Paul Simon's and like all

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<v Speaker 2>these people in their asshole Paul asshole.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe isn't he notoriously an asshole as well? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought Paul Simon was like the poster child for

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<v Speaker 2>like the fucking nice guy. Yeah, the love movement of

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<v Speaker 2>the sixties or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, you could be fucking and still be an asshole.

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<v Speaker 4>That's projecting that. Yeah, that's projecting. That's overcompensation. That's not

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<v Speaker 4>what I'm talking about. Fucking Yes you are the love

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<v Speaker 4>Yes you are, bitch. Yeah, what do you mean the

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<v Speaker 4>love movement? I'm gonna come.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's fucking I'm telling like the kindness and

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<v Speaker 2>like the hippie what.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think it's hugging? Hippies were fucking DERs.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not into sex, you're not into making love.

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<v Speaker 3>The only reason anyone was a hippie it wasn't because

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't want to watch their firm pits. It was

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm listen of the time they wanted too fun

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<v Speaker 3>and they're like, okay, that's just the way it's. It's

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<v Speaker 3>free love everyone. It's just a little cuddle puddle and

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<v Speaker 3>you can just dive in with a hard dick.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes right, yes, that's why they did. It's trash and

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<v Speaker 4>avoid the draft. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>And so Paul Simon the post a child of the

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<v Speaker 2>horny movement of Sally.

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<v Speaker 4>What we're saying, cowards who don't go to war.

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<v Speaker 2>No one's hornier and that's why Garfunkle was like, I'm out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're too horny, you're too horny. Yes, yeah, he's problematic.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so, like Garfunkel is a name he made up.

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<v Speaker 2>Its actually they meant fucking. I'm about to go garfy.

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<v Speaker 4>He said, you know what, Fine, you fine go, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be right here doing this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Way, anyway, if there's if there's any song that's made

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<v Speaker 2>for fucking, it's that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's that. Dude. You know how hard you can fuck

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<v Speaker 4>to that? Yeah? It's so how hard you can fuck

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<v Speaker 4>to this song?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>This is something like American psyche go Patrick Bateman music.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, well, you know, if if you put that song

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<v Speaker 3>on full blast in the midst of h a fucking session, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and she doesn't leave.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a freak off your you marry her? Oh? Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>she's the one, she's the best. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>If she doesn't leave, if she doesn't hit it, what

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<v Speaker 2>does it say if she does leave?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait? What? Wait? I love that during sex? Or she

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't just go? You know what? Alright, I'm out.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta pack it up, brother, because that song, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>if we're being real, I'm a head out. Insane is

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<v Speaker 3>an insane song to fuck.

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<v Speaker 4>To actually actually stop stop fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, Adam's like the bit, I'm not, I can't, I won't,

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<v Speaker 2>I won't.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get real about this. This is important.

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<v Speaker 3>This is because it is an insane song. I have

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<v Speaker 3>sex too, sorry like fuck too to fuck do stop

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<v Speaker 3>sucking me. I feel like if you put that song on,

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<v Speaker 3>I would say ninety eight percent.

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<v Speaker 4>Of women would go, where's my clothes?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm leaving. This is insane.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a head up out of here. I'm out of

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<v Speaker 4>here now.

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<v Speaker 3>If one girl's like she's backing up into it to

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<v Speaker 3>the beat of that song, You're like, let's get married.

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<v Speaker 4>You're you're cool man.

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<v Speaker 2>You just described every woman at uc beat who's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I get the bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So the bit is we're fucking to this goofy song.

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<v Speaker 4>Hang on, is this thing on? Yeah? Welcome to Chevy Chaser.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to Chase, Chevy Chase. Is this is this thing on? Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Adam, I'm glad we unpacked that. I'm glad we

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<v Speaker 2>paused the bit because sometimes the bits goes a little

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<v Speaker 2>too far.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bit much, and this a bit much. Thank

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<v Speaker 3>you for saying that. Yes, points here you go, point.

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<v Speaker 4>Real. Is there any documentary about Chevy Chase. He is

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<v Speaker 4>an intriguing person. I feel like I don't know much

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<v Speaker 4>outside of the hearstay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that's the way to describe it as the hearsay.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's all I know. I never worked with him. You

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<v Speaker 2>did that was not pleasant?

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<v Speaker 4>I did? He was he was a dick. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 4>was in one scene, did you? Was it on Community? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>I yeah, because when I was on Community, I never

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<v Speaker 3>had a scene with him, And I was really bummed

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<v Speaker 3>about it because I remember you saying telling you did

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<v Speaker 3>an episode first, like the week prior, I think, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I'm in the next week's episode and you told

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<v Speaker 3>me what an asphoty was, and I'm like, I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I can't wait to see it for myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, You wanted to see an onset meltdown?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know that's awesome to just be on set

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<v Speaker 3>with a true legend and see a true meltdown.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he wasn't meltdown. He was just like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>he's just really testy. He didn't like other people getting laughed.

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<v Speaker 4>It was that.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is where I'm going with this, is that like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a guy who everyone thought was the funniest person.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's on a show with people who are very

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<v Speaker 2>funny and he's not winning, and like the insecurity of

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<v Speaker 2>being like, well wait now I have to like try

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<v Speaker 2>harder to be funny. It's like, yes, that's the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't just you just.

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<v Speaker 4>Aren't just rest on your laurels.

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<v Speaker 2>Forever exactly and shout out to anybody named Laurel. You

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<v Speaker 2>can't rest on those people.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes you can have him.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, that wasn't even. That was not even.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, there's other like huge stars that I mean

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<v Speaker 3>on Workaholics.

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<v Speaker 4>Ben Stiller, great guy, the best huge star.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would say you at the same at his peak.

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<v Speaker 3>He was at the same level as Chevy at his peak.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the laurels around him are not getting rested.

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<v Speaker 4>On, and he's not rested on the laurels.

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<v Speaker 3>And he came and he crushed on our show, and

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<v Speaker 3>he wasn't worried about, you know, Blake getting bigger laughs,

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<v Speaker 3>which which you know not gonna happen. Impossible. You crushed

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<v Speaker 3>that episode.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't worry about that either.

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<v Speaker 3>Was very funny. Thank you, It was very funny that episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, eracist racist, that was eracist. Oh I thought

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<v Speaker 3>erast I became.

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<v Speaker 4>The eracist because I'm Eskimo and everybody's that's really intensive.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, I did not mean to be that,

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<v Speaker 4>So I become the eracist.

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<v Speaker 2>Erasist Our show is the best who wrote? What? Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm saying I I'm with you, Ben. Still our

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<v Speaker 2>hero Chevy Chase, different different, different hero every year when

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<v Speaker 2>that Christmas vacation comes on.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, yeah, unreal.

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<v Speaker 3>That's one that you're just like, you're really wrecking your

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<v Speaker 3>brain to be like, how do you make a Christmas

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<v Speaker 3>movie that could even hold the Does it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold the flame? Candle?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold a candle, hold the candle, yeah, hold the blow tour,

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<v Speaker 2>hold the candle.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're holding the candle. He's hold see um yeah. Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>The more the Christmases that go by, and maybe it's

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm a dad now, I don't know, Blake, that

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<v Speaker 2>movie becomes more and more my favorite Christmas movie so

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<v Speaker 2>on so many levels. I mean, home alone, but hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I know home alone. John Hughes not fucking around.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you guys, do you guys, because we're not quite

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<v Speaker 3>there yet obviously, do you guys just put at Christmas time?

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<v Speaker 3>Just put like five Christmas movies and just let them,

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<v Speaker 3>let them fly all day long. Yes, yeah, that's great,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a great way to live life. Yeah, I just

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<v Speaker 3>watched Anora at ten am.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that Christmas movie cools. You're sober, you don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what the fuck you're talking about. Not for long, not tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh jingle all the way fucking then bad Arnold, come

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<v Speaker 4>own baby, Okay. I remember Chris Parnell has a little

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<v Speaker 4>part in it. That's very good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that movie is not that great though. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not it's not at the same level of the other

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<v Speaker 3>movies that.

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<v Speaker 4>We've just talked. I mean I personally, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the whole thing was like they had to get

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<v Speaker 3>an action figure Bowman turb Yeah, very relatable, Okay, And yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it was, it was. But I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 3>And I liked the movie. I remember liking the movie,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's not at the same classic level as those

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<v Speaker 3>other films.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, sure, if you're I don't know. I personally,

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's a little more watchable, a little more

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<v Speaker 4>enjoyable then Home Alone, Jesus Christ. Home Alone is is

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<v Speaker 4>really good. It's really alone is unreal? All right, Then,

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<v Speaker 4>you bitch. Then you backtracked already. But but but Home

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<v Speaker 4>Alone isn't as Christmas trick jingle all the way is

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<v Speaker 4>very Christmas d You cannot take Christmas out of that

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<v Speaker 4>movie and it will be the same. It is very

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<v Speaker 4>dependent on Christmas. You can pull Christmas out of Home

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<v Speaker 4>Alone and it's still fantastic. Is diehard Christmas exactly? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you could, you could could you you could pull

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<v Speaker 2>you could also pull.

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<v Speaker 4>Out of You can't just kept getting a toy? No, no, no, no,

0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:28.679
<v Speaker 4>you can't. He fights, He fights a bunch of a

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<v Speaker 4>bunch of Santa clauses.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't seen any You could fight a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>employees at a.

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<v Speaker 3>Just regular guys at a KB toy store, well, KB

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<v Speaker 3>toy store, shout out, Yeah, a bunch of the they're

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<v Speaker 3>all dressed up like those but British Knights or whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>one of those like yeah with the big hats. Yeah

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<v Speaker 3>that is right, yes, yes, yeah, the Guard, the British Guard.

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<v Speaker 4>Royal Guard, real guards. Yeah, let's live here. Well, don't

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<v Speaker 4>say thank you if it's not a real thing. Come on, palsy,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, uh my kid almost died.

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<v Speaker 4>The other day. Yeah, anyway, that's not good anyway, kb

0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:12.079
<v Speaker 4>buckehnk disaster, my guy. It was wild.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we uh fed him. I eat salmon five days

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<v Speaker 3>a week. I thought you said sand, Well, he's eating

0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:20.720
<v Speaker 3>a lot of sand. We do live at the beach. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that happened.

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<v Speaker 4>But he loves it, so it's fine sandwich. His ships bricks.

0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:30.600
<v Speaker 3>So literally we've given him salmon a half dozen times.

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<v Speaker 4>He loves it. He takes this delicious. He makes the.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds h the yummy noise, very cute, classic yummy noise.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we must have been like, it's good. And

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<v Speaker 3>then now he's like like chill, chilled, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Stuff he stopped right now, back out of his mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to smart. It's not that good.

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<v Speaker 3>So we gave it to him. He took two bites.

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<v Speaker 3>He goes, oh, his face turns red, it breaks out

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<v Speaker 3>in hives. He's having an allergic reaction.

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<v Speaker 4>He's going like right, and then we had to give

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<v Speaker 4>him Ben. It was terrifying, dude. I was like, but

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<v Speaker 4>I have to be Chloe.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like Adam had him, and then I have to

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<v Speaker 3>be like so cool and calm and collected, you know, chill.

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<v Speaker 4>I got this, dude.

0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:25.800
<v Speaker 3>I had to be, but inside I'm like, he's terrifying.

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<v Speaker 3>Like one, you can't both be losing it because then.

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<v Speaker 4>It goes yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So then I was like, no, it's totally fine, but

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<v Speaker 3>was terrified. Dude, it was so fucking scary.

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<v Speaker 2>What's cool is you're cool and calm and collect but

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<v Speaker 2>like not looking for a solution. You're like, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 2>let's just I'm sure something's going on. Let's let's just

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<v Speaker 2>see what's going on. She's like, benadrel, you go okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that she did run the ben and dr. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, let's give him some water, he'll be fine. Hey, Chill,

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<v Speaker 3>I kept I kept telling Chloe, you're being crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>More salmon, chill. Oh yeah, Chill. They love it when

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<v Speaker 4>you say that.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to be crazy right now you have to

0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:12.600
<v Speaker 3>call him crazy. Oh that's so what, dude, we'll get

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<v Speaker 3>into one. It just takes nine or ten months. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll cook him and from a dude, chill so so

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<v Speaker 2>so allergic reaction to the salmon or something you guys

0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:23.400
<v Speaker 2>marinated in it?

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<v Speaker 3>Do we know it was just grow We I do

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<v Speaker 3>it the same exact way this The recipe is not changing.

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<v Speaker 3>So we don't really know. And then we went to

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<v Speaker 3>an allergist today.

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<v Speaker 4>He's not allergic to salmon, she says, so was he choking?

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know, no, because it was like it it

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<v Speaker 3>like there was like boils on his skin like it

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<v Speaker 3>it was an allergic crasher. I showed her the video.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, that's an allergic reaction, and she's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Adam is filming, Like I think we should get the

0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:50.640
<v Speaker 2>better hang up, this is.

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<v Speaker 3>The way because I wanted to show the doctor so

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<v Speaker 3>uh he was fine, Like after like two minutes, he

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<v Speaker 3>was like back to like chill.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this all part of like a branded Benadryl thing?

0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:03.760
<v Speaker 2>You're rolling out bits?

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, that'd be so sick. And if Benatroux wants to

0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:07.879
<v Speaker 4>pay me, I'm a whore.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. If you guys have an alergic reaction, film it please.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll name my kid Ben Benader.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you guys ever have any like real scary shit

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<v Speaker 3>happened when you when your kids were.

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<v Speaker 4>Real little Yeah, I think you forgot any. Sickness is

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<v Speaker 4>scary when you don't know what the fuck is going on.

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<v Speaker 4>But I think your initial reaction is to go straight

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<v Speaker 4>to the emergency room. But usually what they'll tell you

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<v Speaker 4>when you go there is just like this is normal

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<v Speaker 4>all that stuff, but it's better safe than sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's first kid shit. Yeah, because you're always at

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<v Speaker 2>like the clinic.

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<v Speaker 3>You take your kid to an emergency. We haven't been yet,

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<v Speaker 3>We've never been.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to. But then after doing that a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of times, you realize that sometimes you do just kind

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<v Speaker 4>of ride it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, you went multiple times just over a sickness. It's

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<v Speaker 3>just like a regular ere.

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<v Speaker 4>I did it when like when Mars was really little,

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<v Speaker 4>she rolled off the bed. I was like, oh, she

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<v Speaker 4>broke her head. Let's go to the emergency room. You

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<v Speaker 4>mean like hit it hard. Yeah, Like I was, you know,

0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.080
<v Speaker 4>fucking stupid. I was not in the room. Lift you

0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:09.280
<v Speaker 4>leave the baby on the bed, it rolls off.

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<v Speaker 2>All that being said, she should have been sleeping on

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<v Speaker 2>your side.

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<v Speaker 4>True, but you just get scared and you're like, let's

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<v Speaker 4>go to the emergency room because I broke my child. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely So, then if like, do you always like punk Mars,

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<v Speaker 3>then are you like if she ever says something and

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, well, it's because I dropped you on your head.

0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:30.600
<v Speaker 4>You fell, You fell on your stupid head. That's your

0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.440
<v Speaker 4>brain talking if school's tough.

0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:35.959
<v Speaker 2>You're like, she doesn't know why I dropped on her,

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<v Speaker 2>had broke brain.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry about this is my fault. I remember Arnie like

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<v Speaker 4>choked on a chip. That's scared.

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<v Speaker 2>You were like real casual meeting, meeting my cousin with

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<v Speaker 2>him for the first time, and uh, he was like

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<v Speaker 2>one and some so we're.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, oh, you can have a tortilla chip.

0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Takes one bite and instantly and we're being real casual

0:18:57.480 --> 0:18:58.040
<v Speaker 2>and she's like.

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<v Speaker 3>This is fine, it's okay, Yeah, it's fine, it's fine, And.

0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:06.000
<v Speaker 2>He wasn't choking choking, but it was like in the airway,

0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:08.800
<v Speaker 2>you know, it wasn't blocking it, but it was in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude. I'm glad I took those those classes because we

0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:14.080
<v Speaker 3>took all every class just because Chloe and I we

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<v Speaker 3>don't have family out here. We don't even really know

0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:19.840
<v Speaker 3>our neighbors that well, and we're like all of our

0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:22.120
<v Speaker 3>friends are really up at LA so we're just kind

0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:24.399
<v Speaker 3>of alone down here in Orange County, and so we're like,

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<v Speaker 3>we just have to know all.

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<v Speaker 4>Of our shit. Yeah, well, Isaac's closed.

0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:29.760
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't know shit, So like you said, he needs

0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:30.960
<v Speaker 2>to know all the shit.

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<v Speaker 3>So that the choking, I thought it was like a

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<v Speaker 3>like a little Heimlich of maneuver.

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<v Speaker 4>You cannot do that with babies. No, they're too small.

0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:41.600
<v Speaker 4>You'll break them, dude, You'll break You have.

0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:44.400
<v Speaker 3>To turn them over and then literally beat the ship

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<v Speaker 3>out of them. You have to hit them so hard.

0:19:46.840 --> 0:19:48.840
<v Speaker 3>You have to smack like I was like on the

0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:51.640
<v Speaker 3>little doll, like doing there, pat And they're like, no,

0:19:51.800 --> 0:19:54.520
<v Speaker 3>you gotta really really get and they're like, well, what's

0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:57.840
<v Speaker 3>worse breaking a rib or saving their life back?

0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:02.240
<v Speaker 4>Like damn, it's like that.

0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:05.040
<v Speaker 2>That's why if it's if you ever you know you're

0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:07.040
<v Speaker 2>in a like you just they did something wrong, You

0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:08.879
<v Speaker 2>break a rib. You take them to the doctor to

0:20:08.880 --> 0:20:09.960
<v Speaker 2>get it fixed, and they go, how this.

0:20:09.920 --> 0:20:11.439
<v Speaker 4>Happening to go? He was choking?

0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:13.879
<v Speaker 2>And I think we all know breaking a rib is

0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:16.640
<v Speaker 2>better than them dying, right, doctor? And they go, they

0:20:16.680 --> 0:20:19.200
<v Speaker 2>give you a look and sometimes it's like I think

0:20:19.200 --> 0:20:20.920
<v Speaker 2>I know what you did. But the other times it's

0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:22.719
<v Speaker 2>like I know what you did and I get it.

0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:28.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm with you, okay, and you take back. But that's crazy,

0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:28.959
<v Speaker 2>that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>The chimmy jakes of our friends, Uh yeah, just it

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<v Speaker 4>happened so fucking quick, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like he ate two or three pieces of salmon,

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<v Speaker 3>like little tiny, you know, baby size and little bites,

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<v Speaker 3>and then he was like, oh yeah, and his face

0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:53.160
<v Speaker 3>turns all bumpy and red.

0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:56.680
<v Speaker 4>It was terrifying. He didn't say it was a bit. No, dude, I.

0:20:56.640 --> 0:20:58.720
<v Speaker 3>Wish I wish you could tell me it was a bit.

0:20:58.800 --> 0:21:01.960
<v Speaker 3>But he hasn't figured that word out yet, or any words.

0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:05.080
<v Speaker 4>He's from behind them. Come on, now, come, no, he'll

0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:08.119
<v Speaker 4>get there. How old is he? Eleven months today? Eleven

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<v Speaker 4>months today? Nice?

0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:13.120
<v Speaker 2>Almost there that one year milestone.

0:21:13.480 --> 0:21:15.080
<v Speaker 4>It's a big deal. It's a big one. Hey.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, why did you guys to the birthday party?

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<v Speaker 3>Neither of you responded, thank you, thank you guys.

0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:22.479
<v Speaker 4>It was right during the fires. I was I remember

0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:25.600
<v Speaker 4>seeing it, but then I had to check the fire.

0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:28.480
<v Speaker 4>The fires that you didn't have to evacuate for or for.

0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:30.960
<v Speaker 4>That was close. I was close. I think we've covered that.

0:21:31.000 --> 0:21:36.000
<v Speaker 2>It was almost, if not more hectic for everyone not uninvolved. Not. Yeah,

0:21:36.160 --> 0:21:38.560
<v Speaker 2>it was close, especially if you're on a different continent.

0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:41.800
<v Speaker 2>I was on the brink as I was, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just if you could look at that, give us

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<v Speaker 3>a yes, no, maybe even was that an email or

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<v Speaker 3>a text?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was a tech.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a tech yeah, yeah, like chose to not

0:21:52.680 --> 0:21:54.520
<v Speaker 3>respond to it, and I want to thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I remember, but I would.

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<v Speaker 3>I would the app it's it's going to be a banger, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's really we got we got a balloon arch

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<v Speaker 3>uh Bo's first season. It's all basketball themed. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>it's kind of a fucking banger.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>The theme is for Bo's first season.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's Bo's rookie year is what it is?

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<v Speaker 3>What it actually is, Okay, Rookie of the Year. Baby,

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, can't tell you something way better than Bo's

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<v Speaker 2>first season.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, yeah, like it's cool to Bo's

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<v Speaker 2>first seizure.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, that's a that's a misspeak.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like that rookie year at that. That's clear.

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<v Speaker 4>That's really good. Yeah. Who came up with that? They

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<v Speaker 4>get points? I think that was my assistant, Michelle. She

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<v Speaker 4>came up with that. One. Big shout out to Michelle. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>there we go, point to assistant. Good job, nice to stist.

0:22:51.000 --> 0:22:54.960
<v Speaker 3>Well, funny, funny story with Michelle, her mom and her

0:22:55.200 --> 0:22:58.720
<v Speaker 3>when she was like nineteen or twenty years old, This

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<v Speaker 3>like guy from India or something texted her and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>if I take photos of you for two hundred dollars,

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<v Speaker 3>I want to take photos of you and your family.

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<v Speaker 4>She wants you telling this story. And so I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what she does not okay? And can I do that?

0:23:17.040 --> 0:23:18.560
<v Speaker 4>And she was like she needed money. She's like, yeah,

0:23:18.560 --> 0:23:20.200
<v Speaker 4>it's two hundred bucks. My mom's going to be there.

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<v Speaker 4>It's all good.

0:23:21.119 --> 0:23:23.600
<v Speaker 3>So they come, they take like it they got I

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<v Speaker 3>think only one of them got. I think only she

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<v Speaker 3>got two hundred dollars and they took a bunch of photos.

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<v Speaker 4>Now there.

0:23:29.920 --> 0:23:34.480
<v Speaker 3>The other day a commercial came out for like pro

0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:38.879
<v Speaker 3>choice or pro life commercial commercial and her mom and

0:23:38.960 --> 0:23:40.760
<v Speaker 3>her are just in the commercial.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold up, what like sitting at a kitchen table? Right?

0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:45.479
<v Speaker 2>So they got paid to be part of like a

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<v Speaker 2>stock photo shoot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and like yes, and Michelle's just on the like

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<v Speaker 3>brochures to go to colleges she's never went to because

0:23:58.040 --> 0:23:59.879
<v Speaker 3>this guy came to take photos of her when she

0:23:59.920 --> 0:24:02.960
<v Speaker 3>was like nineteen or twenty years old or however, Wow,

0:24:03.119 --> 0:24:07.040
<v Speaker 3>how insane is that? Could you imagine you like one

0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:09.680
<v Speaker 3>of them here to do that, and then and then

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<v Speaker 3>now all these years, they're.

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<v Speaker 4>Still using our photos to be like we're come to this.

0:24:14.240 --> 0:24:16.240
<v Speaker 4>What if you were like you know that stock photo

0:24:16.280 --> 0:24:18.600
<v Speaker 4>where it's the dude who's like holding his girlfriend's hand,

0:24:18.640 --> 0:24:21.440
<v Speaker 4>but he's like looking over his shoulder at the other right,

0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:24.159
<v Speaker 4>he's looking back like what if you were him? I

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<v Speaker 4>want to get paid. Well, they've met.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't they do that on like h Tosh or something?

0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:30.679
<v Speaker 2>Those people all got together again?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh really the three of them? Yeah, no way, Tash.

0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:38.640
<v Speaker 4>That was a great show. Yeah, and that that's cool

0:24:38.640 --> 0:24:41.439
<v Speaker 4>when people start to like actually find the people who

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<v Speaker 4>are like memes and all those things, because it is like, I.

0:24:44.880 --> 0:24:46.840
<v Speaker 2>Mean I think that's what Tosh kind of did the

0:24:46.880 --> 0:24:48.960
<v Speaker 2>whole time, was like let's get the redemption.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's right, because I mean it's a great

0:24:52.600 --> 0:24:55.120
<v Speaker 3>idea for him. I think that's kind of a that's

0:24:55.119 --> 0:24:57.960
<v Speaker 3>a good one. But some of these it's.

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<v Speaker 4>A bad look, you know, like his like kind of

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<v Speaker 4>funny and kind of good.

0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:04.399
<v Speaker 3>But some some you're like, I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 3>would want to be that that meme necessary.

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:10.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm still gonna did the who did the documentary on

0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:12.800
<v Speaker 2>the dude sitting on the edge of the bed with

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<v Speaker 2>a giant dick. Someone he had a documentary and it

0:25:19.040 --> 0:25:21.600
<v Speaker 2>started out to be like who's this and then it's

0:25:21.680 --> 0:25:25.840
<v Speaker 2>it becomes kind of like a heartbreaking story. Oh sure, yeah, okay,

0:25:26.720 --> 0:25:29.840
<v Speaker 2>it's like the guy was like on hard times, no

0:25:29.920 --> 0:25:30.520
<v Speaker 2>pun intended.

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<v Speaker 4>I was pretty soft and did those wait it was soft?

0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:39.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it's just it's hanging there like a like

0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:40.000
<v Speaker 3>an elephant trunk.

0:25:40.280 --> 0:25:42.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sadly that was soft.

0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:50.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, big, But he took the photos for obviously like magazine,

0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:54.400
<v Speaker 2>and then it like blew up and he's dead.

0:25:54.440 --> 0:25:55.520
<v Speaker 4>I think he killed himself.

0:25:55.640 --> 0:26:02.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh killo ycomedian did a it's some like was it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's too bad because, uh, because I feel like

0:26:06.680 --> 0:26:08.440
<v Speaker 3>he's pretty legendary.

0:26:08.560 --> 0:26:13.040
<v Speaker 4>I think about him every day. Yeah, yeah, I see

0:26:13.080 --> 0:26:15.560
<v Speaker 4>im when to close my eyes, yes, And I don't

0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:17.600
<v Speaker 4>know if i'm every day, but i'm closed or so

0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:19.359
<v Speaker 4>I'm like right there with you. I think about that

0:26:19.520 --> 0:26:22.800
<v Speaker 4>man often. Yeah, Like I think he could be.

0:26:22.960 --> 0:26:27.840
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely crushing crushing it right now. I know all that

0:26:27.880 --> 0:26:31.360
<v Speaker 3>hot content. Dude, I mean, his only fans.

0:26:31.040 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 4>Would be.

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<v Speaker 2>And did you see, Yeah, he'd be i'd subscribe.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to you have to? Did you guys? I

0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:39.240
<v Speaker 4>think I sent it to.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys a while ago, the like gift of the thunderstorm,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, yes, And when the lightning goes the

0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:50.120
<v Speaker 2>cloud outline is him with his dick.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah yeah, and it's like, this is art. This

0:26:53.400 --> 0:26:53.760
<v Speaker 4>is art.

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<v Speaker 2>We're peaking, this is it, and our producers are giving

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<v Speaker 2>us a link.

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<v Speaker 4>Goodbye. So Vice Vice did a doc. No, but like

0:27:02.720 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 4>a comedian did the story? Is it tok Am?

0:27:06.640 --> 0:27:10.320
<v Speaker 2>I gonna know it wasn't Tosh. It was some like fuck.

0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:12.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know those guys names, but like an indie

0:27:12.560 --> 0:27:15.680
<v Speaker 2>style comedian type dude, what do they call them? Alternative comic?

0:27:15.840 --> 0:27:16.080
<v Speaker 3>WHOA?

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<v Speaker 4>His name was barry Wood? Barry Wood is I mean

0:27:20.240 --> 0:27:22.760
<v Speaker 4>that was the street I grew up on, barry Wood,

0:27:22.880 --> 0:27:26.359
<v Speaker 4>barry Wood. That's good. That can't be real. That can't

0:27:26.400 --> 0:27:28.399
<v Speaker 4>be a real name. That's what they're saying. That's his

0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 4>porn on it. Well, yes, wow, look at him. I've

0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:33.200
<v Speaker 4>never seen him in any other photo. This is just him.

0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:34.080
<v Speaker 4>He looks so nice.

0:27:34.359 --> 0:27:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he looks like a cool gym teacher

0:27:37.560 --> 0:27:39.720
<v Speaker 2>who's like, come here, dude, we.

0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:42.479
<v Speaker 3>See the mummer is with this is like he got

0:27:42.960 --> 0:27:45.199
<v Speaker 3>obviously he was ashamed by what he did, and he

0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:47.679
<v Speaker 3>then he ends his life. If you would have just

0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:50.640
<v Speaker 3>waited a few a few years, stuck it out, then

0:27:50.800 --> 0:27:53.480
<v Speaker 3>then he would have realized he's a legend and we

0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:55.720
<v Speaker 3>would all appreciate him, and he'd have a late night

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:59.000
<v Speaker 3>shoe and he would Yeah, he would be on Kimmel

0:27:59.160 --> 0:28:01.359
<v Speaker 3>probably once we wake up. Uh.

0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:04.040
<v Speaker 4>By the way, have you scrolled down on this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's got like little like talking points about the

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:09.280
<v Speaker 2>meme and like the history and it goes, why is

0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:11.520
<v Speaker 2>the wood sitting on bed meme popular?

0:28:12.000 --> 0:28:16.080
<v Speaker 3>Like that's what it's called wood because the dude's hogging Gee,

0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:21.520
<v Speaker 3>let me think because his dick is dude, not rocket staying.

0:28:21.880 --> 0:28:29.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, his real name is Wardy Jobert. The third it's science. Well,

0:28:29.280 --> 0:28:30.080
<v Speaker 4>shout out to him.

0:28:30.800 --> 0:28:34.719
<v Speaker 3>And then I guess Sigura began to sell merchandise, uh

0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:39.240
<v Speaker 3>the photo by selling clothing, and proceeds went to Jobert's family.

0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:42.800
<v Speaker 4>So was it Sigura who did it? Maybe I thought

0:28:42.800 --> 0:28:43.160
<v Speaker 4>it was.

0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:46.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe it was Sigura who got into it. I

0:28:46.040 --> 0:28:48.080
<v Speaker 2>can't I can't remember this guy. The other comedian's name.

0:28:48.160 --> 0:28:49.920
<v Speaker 2>I keep thinking it is, and that's that's not good

0:28:49.960 --> 0:28:54.920
<v Speaker 2>for a podcast. You don't want to do all right,

0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:56.320
<v Speaker 2>but but just give me a minute.

0:28:56.440 --> 0:29:00.880
<v Speaker 4>Who care of wish you would me? Wish she would?

0:29:01.400 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:29:01.640 --> 0:29:05.280
<v Speaker 4>Good? Huh we could pivot. Just hang on? Okay, sure?

0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 4>How long should we hang? How long are we're waiting

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:11.000
<v Speaker 4>for it for you to think? Do you know you're

0:29:11.040 --> 0:29:14.280
<v Speaker 4>going through the alphabet to think of h think of

0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 4>like a comedian that you can't remember, Dimitri Martin?

0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Cue, but what's bargate barg D two you w x

0:29:27.720 --> 0:29:29.760
<v Speaker 2>y D Nope, I got nothing, Ladies.

0:29:29.560 --> 0:29:32.600
<v Speaker 4>And gentlemen behind the curtain on how Durs thinks. If

0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 4>Durs doesn't know something, he goes through the alphabet just

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:36.240
<v Speaker 4>to find.

0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:38.680
<v Speaker 2>If I don't know a name, I go through the alphabet. Mike'bigula,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he did. I thought he did, but something

0:29:42.880 --> 0:29:46.760
<v Speaker 2>like that, but I guess it was uh girl.

0:29:47.920 --> 0:29:50.840
<v Speaker 4>It was girl? Yeah, okay, Yeah, we had to answer

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:52.520
<v Speaker 4>a while ago. But that was cool.

0:29:53.280 --> 0:29:56.000
<v Speaker 3>What an insane way you think, dude, I to go

0:29:56.080 --> 0:29:58.440
<v Speaker 3>through the alphabet seems it's a beautiful mind.

0:29:58.520 --> 0:30:00.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is kind of a fun story.

0:30:00.960 --> 0:30:03.760
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I'm very very very you guys know this.

0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:06.920
<v Speaker 2>He's on fire today, very very very very bad.

0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:10.800
<v Speaker 4>With names, okay, okay, and just can't just can't, just can't.

0:30:10.920 --> 0:30:12.120
<v Speaker 4>I can remember faces.

0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Literally saw a lady at the park the other day

0:30:16.440 --> 0:30:20.080
<v Speaker 2>who when my kid a year ago, almost to the

0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:23.880
<v Speaker 2>to the day, ran into like a low bridge at

0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 2>the playground and split his head open. This woman I'd

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:28.000
<v Speaker 2>never met, come over. She was like, oh, I was

0:30:28.000 --> 0:30:29.560
<v Speaker 2>a doctor, Like, let me look at that. Yeah, you're

0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:31.600
<v Speaker 2>gonna need to go to the doctor and get staples

0:30:31.680 --> 0:30:33.440
<v Speaker 2>or whatever. And I was like, oh, thank you so much.

0:30:33.920 --> 0:30:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Walked up to her a year later and I go, Hi,

0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 2>are you a doctor And she's like yes, I go,

0:30:38.400 --> 0:30:39.720
<v Speaker 2>I just remembered you a year ago.

0:30:39.880 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 4>You helped me with my kid.

0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, faces, I can do names, I can do.

0:30:45.360 --> 0:30:48.840
<v Speaker 4>I can't do words. The worst. Yeah.

0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:51.960
<v Speaker 2>The story is that I needed like sleeping pills the

0:30:52.000 --> 0:30:54.560
<v Speaker 2>other day because I'm off my fucking rocker coming back

0:30:54.560 --> 0:30:55.280
<v Speaker 2>from Australia.

0:30:55.920 --> 0:30:58.719
<v Speaker 4>The load boost and the load boost I couldn't find it.

0:30:58.800 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 4>Just keeping you up.

0:31:00.680 --> 0:31:03.200
<v Speaker 3>You got a lot to do, yeah, big swinging nuts

0:31:03.240 --> 0:31:04.320
<v Speaker 3>ack uh huh.

0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:08.160
<v Speaker 2>Barry and Emma goes, hey, the sleeping pills are like

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:10.640
<v Speaker 2>in the They're in the bathroom cabinet and center shore

0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:12.400
<v Speaker 2>and I go, okay, let me go in there. So

0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:14.040
<v Speaker 2>I go in there and I'm looking through all like

0:31:14.120 --> 0:31:16.240
<v Speaker 2>the benadryl, remember that from your story.

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:17.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm a dude.

0:31:18.040 --> 0:31:20.320
<v Speaker 2>And then I see, like I see a box with

0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:22.920
<v Speaker 2>like a close like a woman's clothes eye. I'm like,

0:31:22.960 --> 0:31:25.680
<v Speaker 2>all right, well, that's gotta be like what some eyelashes

0:31:25.920 --> 0:31:26.840
<v Speaker 2>stuff for Emma.

0:31:27.400 --> 0:31:30.239
<v Speaker 4>And then I'm like, I can't find and She's like,

0:31:30.600 --> 0:31:33.720
<v Speaker 4>it's this box right here with the sleeping woman's face

0:31:33.760 --> 0:31:36.880
<v Speaker 4>on it. This is the sleeping medicine. It says it

0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:37.480
<v Speaker 4>right here.

0:31:37.560 --> 0:31:40.520
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, didn't even read it, just looked at

0:31:40.560 --> 0:31:43.320
<v Speaker 2>the picture of eyelashes and was like, that can't be it.

0:31:43.880 --> 0:31:48.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't use words in my life.

0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:52.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And and to be a writer, that's that is weird, dude.

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:55.680
<v Speaker 3>It is incredible because you are. I do you consider

0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 3>you a smart friend? When we're talking about stories, you're

0:31:58.600 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 3>really yeah.

0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:03.400
<v Speaker 4>You really are. Hang on, boys, get in And I

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:05.400
<v Speaker 4>do think that you are a smart person.

0:32:05.440 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 3>But then when you explain your day to day life

0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:10.880
<v Speaker 3>and the fact that you wear a watch and can't

0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 3>till the time.

0:32:12.240 --> 0:32:17.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it is. It's doubt everything. Yeah, our lives in

0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:23.160
<v Speaker 4>your hand, Blake, they're not. You're a grown man. You

0:32:23.160 --> 0:32:26.000
<v Speaker 4>your son. To your point, Adam, I have your watch.

0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:30.520
<v Speaker 2>I have my like digital watch set to analog to

0:32:30.800 --> 0:32:33.200
<v Speaker 2>like practice telling time.

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:34.080
<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow wowwy five resolution. We're all changing a little bit. Okay,

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:45.080
<v Speaker 4>we're all changing, very good, stee, We're evolving.

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:48.200
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, the I can't I do so I do

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:50.719
<v Speaker 2>have to go through the alphabet to like, if I

0:32:50.760 --> 0:32:54.400
<v Speaker 2>see someone, I'm like, fuck, oh it's Daniel.

0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:55.400
<v Speaker 4>There died Daniel.

0:32:55.480 --> 0:32:58.120
<v Speaker 3>Remember when I we were on tour and there was

0:32:58.200 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 3>a blast from the past and he was in mind and.

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:03.400
<v Speaker 4>I already know the name.

0:33:03.480 --> 0:33:05.480
<v Speaker 2>And now I know the name because of the interaction.

0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:09.560
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I don't want I mean, I don't either whatever,

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:14.120
<v Speaker 3>but I recognized him and it was like DRS had

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<v Speaker 3>talked to him first, and then I didn't know the name,

0:33:19.400 --> 0:33:21.280
<v Speaker 3>and he's like Adam, and doors like gave me a

0:33:21.320 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 3>look like.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I might like Adam, look who it is? Yes,

0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 4>I think it was.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was that. It was like, look who

0:33:29.800 --> 0:33:33.760
<v Speaker 3>it is, Adam. And then I turned around and without hesitation,

0:33:35.800 --> 0:33:40.640
<v Speaker 3>delivered the name dude through the fucking eyes, just had

0:33:40.720 --> 0:33:44.560
<v Speaker 3>it and it was a deep, deep cut. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 3>legit twenty years ago from an improv class, legit twenty

0:33:49.480 --> 0:33:49.960
<v Speaker 3>years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I do. I think in those instances where you

0:33:53.400 --> 0:33:57.280
<v Speaker 4>just let it fly. Sometimes when we see somebody, we

0:33:57.280 --> 0:33:59.320
<v Speaker 4>we start to second guess what their name is, and

0:33:59.360 --> 0:34:01.960
<v Speaker 4>you might actually know it, but the last thing you

0:34:02.000 --> 0:34:03.760
<v Speaker 4>want to do is call them the wrong names. So

0:34:03.880 --> 0:34:06.800
<v Speaker 4>you're like, is it that person's names? Though maybe by

0:34:06.880 --> 0:34:09.120
<v Speaker 4>not really digging into your brain and just letting it

0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:11.000
<v Speaker 4>fly you it's better that way.

0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm big on I always say my name again,

0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:18.960
<v Speaker 2>like before. Like even if I know people's names, if

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:21.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't see them for a while, I'm like, hey Mike,

0:34:21.280 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 2>it's Anders and they're like I know, and I'm like, okay, good.

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:26.240
<v Speaker 2>But if you didn't, I don't expect people to remember

0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:27.319
<v Speaker 2>my name, you know, so.

0:34:27.320 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 3>You lead see that's I do that if I don't

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:31.239
<v Speaker 3>know their name, They're like.

0:34:31.680 --> 0:34:34.720
<v Speaker 2>It's it's a if I do or don't, it's a both.

0:34:34.920 --> 0:34:37.160
<v Speaker 4>Yes, it is kind of stuff when they go yeah,

0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:40.360
<v Speaker 4>we've met before, and you go, no, I know, I

0:34:40.440 --> 0:34:43.160
<v Speaker 4>know that that's not why I was doing that. Dude,

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:46.960
<v Speaker 4>I'm a king of a My god, there he is.

0:34:47.920 --> 0:34:51.120
<v Speaker 4>What's up, brother, my brother, my breath.

0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:54.880
<v Speaker 2>I think I've stumbled upon a safe way to ask.

0:34:55.080 --> 0:34:57.600
<v Speaker 2>I think it works. It's worked for me is to

0:34:57.640 --> 0:35:00.520
<v Speaker 2>go remind me your name again? Like some thing about

0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:03.680
<v Speaker 2>saying remind me of your name again, as opposed to like,

0:35:03.719 --> 0:35:04.479
<v Speaker 2>what's your name?

0:35:04.560 --> 0:35:05.600
<v Speaker 4>It's like whoa fucke?

0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:10.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, But dude, some people get super offended because they

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:14.200
<v Speaker 3>it could be people don't understand how many people. Not

0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:17.120
<v Speaker 3>that we're wildly famous or anything, but there was a

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:19.000
<v Speaker 3>time where we're meeting.

0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:22.640
<v Speaker 2>Hundreds upwards of dozens of people.

0:35:23.000 --> 0:35:24.439
<v Speaker 4>I mean, we've met a lot of people.

0:35:24.880 --> 0:35:28.440
<v Speaker 3>Urkllog's first takes took off like you just met so

0:35:28.600 --> 0:35:31.120
<v Speaker 3>many fucking people. There was no way to keep track

0:35:31.160 --> 0:35:35.640
<v Speaker 3>of everyone. And so then now fifteen years later, some

0:35:35.719 --> 0:35:39.120
<v Speaker 3>of those people are like, hey, and you know, if

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:42.120
<v Speaker 3>if you had only met one hundred people that year

0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:44.840
<v Speaker 3>instead of the ten thousand that we met, you should

0:35:44.880 --> 0:35:48.320
<v Speaker 3>know their name. But we just I don't have that ability.

0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:50.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm not smart enough to know your name.

0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:53.799
<v Speaker 2>What I think about the remind me is that it's

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:56.920
<v Speaker 2>I know it. I know that I should know, as

0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:59.680
<v Speaker 2>opposed to what's your name again, which is like I've

0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:02.520
<v Speaker 2>complet completely forgotten, then you yes, what is it again?

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:08.080
<v Speaker 4>And you feel like that is better than right because

0:36:08.200 --> 0:36:10.040
<v Speaker 4>because because all that all you're doing.

0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:13.920
<v Speaker 2>But my guy, it's it's all funny games where you're

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:15.399
<v Speaker 2>just kicking the problem down the curve.

0:36:15.960 --> 0:36:18.520
<v Speaker 4>And if you want to know the person's name, because

0:36:18.560 --> 0:36:20.759
<v Speaker 4>if you yes, because if you my guy a guy

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:24.319
<v Speaker 4>hard enough, now you can never ask again because they're like, yes,

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:26.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm your fucking guy. You don't even know my name.

0:36:27.120 --> 0:36:29.960
<v Speaker 3>Then you go, this is my wife, Chloe, And then

0:36:30.080 --> 0:36:33.080
<v Speaker 3>hopefully that's what you do, or you bring in someone

0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:36.319
<v Speaker 3>and you're like, hey, this is my guy, this is

0:36:36.360 --> 0:36:37.160
<v Speaker 3>my buddy Blake.

0:36:38.000 --> 0:36:39.879
<v Speaker 2>I know, but that's you're not doing the work. You're

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.239
<v Speaker 2>making somebody else do the work for you. And trust me,

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:44.520
<v Speaker 2>we've all been there. Yeah, we've all by the way

0:36:45.000 --> 0:36:46.759
<v Speaker 2>of it, and you just are and by the way

0:36:46.760 --> 0:36:49.359
<v Speaker 2>they know when you bring someone else over and they go,

0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:52.760
<v Speaker 2>this is your wife, yeah, and introduce me to your wife.

0:36:52.640 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 3>And tell you tell you who couldn't handle that? That

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:56.520
<v Speaker 3>asshole chevy Chase, that's.

0:36:56.600 --> 0:37:00.600
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely he would ship and he would be super but

0:37:00.800 --> 0:37:02.759
<v Speaker 4>heard about it, he'd run off into his dressing but

0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:05.360
<v Speaker 4>and he'd be right, and he'd be right. That's a

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:08.880
<v Speaker 4>cool move. Though, next time somebody introduced you to their wife,

0:37:09.120 --> 0:37:12.040
<v Speaker 4>you should be like, oh, well, now introduced me to her,

0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:17.200
<v Speaker 4>as if you don't know your wife. No, like you

0:37:17.239 --> 0:37:20.000
<v Speaker 4>say like, here's this is my wife. She says her name.

0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:22.920
<v Speaker 4>But then you don't say your name to their wife.

0:37:22.960 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 4>You say, tell her who I am?

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, you hold them accountable? Yeah, tell her

0:37:28.400 --> 0:37:29.040
<v Speaker 2>who I think.

0:37:29.400 --> 0:37:30.000
<v Speaker 4>If you want a.

0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Party to like go to the next level, that's a

0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:33.879
<v Speaker 2>surefire away to like turn things up.

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:37.839
<v Speaker 4>And yeah, that's kind of cool. I feel like conversations.

0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:40.840
<v Speaker 3>Out of the three of us, Durst is the only

0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:43.160
<v Speaker 3>one that would pull something.

0:37:42.880 --> 0:37:45.560
<v Speaker 4>Like might actually try that we're doing right, guys?

0:37:45.800 --> 0:37:48.200
<v Speaker 3>Who who is just willing to throw I feel like

0:37:48.520 --> 0:37:51.319
<v Speaker 3>Blake and I are enough of people pleasers that we

0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 3>would be like, Okay, yeah, we're playing the game here.

0:37:54.120 --> 0:37:56.760
<v Speaker 3>And then I feel if des has a little hair,

0:37:57.160 --> 0:38:01.000
<v Speaker 3>little hair of his ass, he might just throw a

0:38:01.000 --> 0:38:03.880
<v Speaker 3>wrench in the whole fucking party, just ruined the whole event.

0:38:04.280 --> 0:38:07.240
<v Speaker 3>And I would be excited to be there to witness

0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:08.239
<v Speaker 3>it be there.

0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:10.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, throw them to the wolve and be a little

0:38:10.719 --> 0:38:12.000
<v Speaker 4>ashamed that he's my friend.

0:38:12.120 --> 0:38:14.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, be a little bit like I'm sorry, but then

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:19.440
<v Speaker 3>also more proud of DERs that he did something that insane.

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, ironically, I'm thinking of a very specific exchange in

0:38:23.719 --> 0:38:27.560
<v Speaker 2>your in your Hollywood house, Adam with someone whose name

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm currently going through the alphabet in my mind so

0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:30.719
<v Speaker 2>I can tell it.

0:38:30.920 --> 0:38:32.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't think I can remember.

0:38:32.320 --> 0:38:34.560
<v Speaker 2>It, but I go, hey, dude, it's and I know

0:38:34.680 --> 0:38:36.840
<v Speaker 2>his name at the time, and I go it's Honors

0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:38.239
<v Speaker 2>and he goes, I know your name. Did you think

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:39.640
<v Speaker 2>I not know your name? Like why wouldn't I know

0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:41.719
<v Speaker 2>your name? And like he was offended, And it's the

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:45.680
<v Speaker 2>very this person thing to say, Rickclassman.

0:38:47.840 --> 0:38:52.400
<v Speaker 4>Yes, now, not that he listens to this. You know,

0:38:52.520 --> 0:38:55.160
<v Speaker 4>Rick is on the spectrum. He's on the spectrum. He

0:38:55.200 --> 0:38:57.280
<v Speaker 4>talks about it.

0:38:56.000 --> 0:38:59.200
<v Speaker 2>It was the night he discovered it and I put

0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:01.319
<v Speaker 2>my hand on his shoulder, like, Rick, of course you are,

0:39:01.600 --> 0:39:02.439
<v Speaker 2>like we've all known.

0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:05.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was very offended when everyone in his life

0:39:06.040 --> 0:39:08.120
<v Speaker 3>when he was like, yeah, the doctor told me I'm

0:39:08.120 --> 0:39:10.600
<v Speaker 3>on the spectrum, and he expected us all to be

0:39:10.719 --> 0:39:19.680
<v Speaker 3>like nor what Rick Glassman, You're on the spect that's crazy, dude, But.

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:22.200
<v Speaker 2>For sure it's it's obviously his superpower.

0:39:22.360 --> 0:39:24.839
<v Speaker 3>It's incredible. Like I wish I was a little more

0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 3>on the spectrum. I'm like, I'm just a fucking down

0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:28.560
<v Speaker 3>the middle dug.

0:39:30.160 --> 0:39:34.439
<v Speaker 2>You're an idiot, Yeah, just like a borderline dumb as rock,

0:39:34.880 --> 0:39:38.359
<v Speaker 2>dumb as rocks dude, you know, yeah, yeah, right, come on.

0:39:38.480 --> 0:39:41.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm like, get me on the spectrum a little bit.

0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 3>I want to fucking know a bunch of shit.

0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:44.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:39:44.080 --> 0:39:46.840
<v Speaker 2>It was the week he had just been diagnosed or whatever,

0:39:46.920 --> 0:39:48.040
<v Speaker 2>so he was flying high.

0:39:48.239 --> 0:39:50.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a huge week, leaning in and then I

0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:52.640
<v Speaker 3>feel like you lean in a little harder.

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you got you get away with stuff a little.

0:39:55.520 --> 0:39:58.840
<v Speaker 4>Enjoy it a little bit. Yeah yeah, get get nominated

0:39:58.840 --> 0:40:09.600
<v Speaker 4>for some awards or something. Is there somebody who's very.

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:13.959
<v Speaker 2>Famous who you in the moment? Could you were like, guy,

0:40:14.360 --> 0:40:20.360
<v Speaker 2>fucking what is Jesus Guy fiery?

0:40:20.960 --> 0:40:22.560
<v Speaker 4>Don't joke you can never forget that name?

0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:25.800
<v Speaker 3>Well, I brought up I was doing I was hosting

0:40:26.480 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 3>at the Improv way back in the day, and I

0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:33.480
<v Speaker 3>was on stage and I'm it was Nick Swartson and

0:40:33.520 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 3>I know Nick really well, and he's famous, and at

0:40:36.239 --> 0:40:39.600
<v Speaker 3>that time, like I was, I was before workaholics, before anything.

0:40:39.680 --> 0:40:42.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm just a host. I should know Nick Swartson's name.

0:40:42.800 --> 0:40:46.120
<v Speaker 3>It's my whole job. And I go ladies and gentlemen,

0:40:46.440 --> 0:40:49.360
<v Speaker 3>and I look over and I see him and I'm like, wow.

0:40:49.120 --> 0:40:50.280
<v Speaker 4>You're nervous. You're nervous.

0:40:50.400 --> 0:40:52.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm right, maybe I'm nervous, but I've been doing it

0:40:52.880 --> 0:40:55.640
<v Speaker 3>long enough that I'm not really that nervous. I'm just

0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:58.400
<v Speaker 3>I just it's just fucking brain fart dude, ye And

0:40:58.440 --> 0:40:58.799
<v Speaker 3>I just.

0:40:58.760 --> 0:41:04.600
<v Speaker 4>Go wow, wow, man, oh man, you melted it. Yeah.

0:41:04.680 --> 0:41:07.879
<v Speaker 3>No, And I'm like, man, oh man, this guy you're

0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:12.480
<v Speaker 3>I mean, yeah, you can't even explain how excited I am.

0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:16.320
<v Speaker 4>To bring him up. Needs no introduction, Yeah, he needs

0:41:16.320 --> 0:41:19.719
<v Speaker 4>no introduction here. I'm not going to give him one.

0:41:20.160 --> 0:41:22.040
<v Speaker 4>Keep it going, keep it going.

0:41:22.160 --> 0:41:25.600
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like wearing, I'm waving Nick, and he's like

0:41:25.640 --> 0:41:27.200
<v Speaker 3>looking at me, like what the fuck are you go?

0:41:27.520 --> 0:41:29.120
<v Speaker 3>And then he gets on stage He's like, did you

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:31.879
<v Speaker 3>forget my name? And then I'm walking off and I'm

0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:34.560
<v Speaker 3>like yeah, and he's like, what the fuck you forgot

0:41:34.600 --> 0:41:38.480
<v Speaker 3>my name? And it was it was kind of a

0:41:38.560 --> 0:41:40.799
<v Speaker 3>little bit of a thing. But you know, we laugh

0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:41.160
<v Speaker 3>about it.

0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:43.680
<v Speaker 4>You come up here, it's actually funnier if you say

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:47.279
<v Speaker 4>your name please. Yeah. Yeah, that's rough. Yeah, it was

0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:49.480
<v Speaker 4>a rough part. It was that is your job. That

0:41:49.600 --> 0:41:52.160
<v Speaker 4>is the only reason you're there. I remember Rita at

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:53.880
<v Speaker 4>the improv was a little bummed.

0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:56.319
<v Speaker 3>She's like, Papes, I give you these opportunities.

0:41:56.360 --> 0:41:59.760
<v Speaker 4>You gotta know, bucking people's names. Poopes.

0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:03.960
<v Speaker 3>Rito is the manager at the improv. She's a goddamn legend.

0:42:04.280 --> 0:42:07.759
<v Speaker 3>You raw, and that is I do a great impression

0:42:07.760 --> 0:42:12.600
<v Speaker 3>for her. That's that's actually not like some are really bad,

0:42:13.960 --> 0:42:16.040
<v Speaker 3>but hers is very spot on.

0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:20.000
<v Speaker 4>You're good with names, right, Adam. Besides that, I'm pretty

0:42:20.000 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 4>good with names. Yeah, Blake, No, I'm bad.

0:42:22.920 --> 0:42:24.840
<v Speaker 2>I can yeah, I can see that. I can imagine.

0:42:24.920 --> 0:42:26.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, that's very terrible.

0:42:26.440 --> 0:42:28.719
<v Speaker 2>You remember who was really good with names, so much

0:42:28.760 --> 0:42:31.560
<v Speaker 2>so that they almost said your name, like at the

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 2>beginning and end of every sentence. Do you guys know

0:42:33.440 --> 0:42:34.240
<v Speaker 2>who I'm talking about.

0:42:34.560 --> 0:42:35.040
<v Speaker 4>I don't.

0:42:35.560 --> 0:42:37.200
<v Speaker 2>It's a little bit of a throwback Thursday.

0:42:37.239 --> 0:42:39.880
<v Speaker 4>Caroline Oh really, Oh yeah.

0:42:39.880 --> 0:42:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Caroline Rich, who did an episode of Workaholics, was in

0:42:42.920 --> 0:42:45.480
<v Speaker 2>like a sketch group with us, like way back in

0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:48.360
<v Speaker 2>the day, she would always be like, honors, how.

0:42:48.239 --> 0:42:50.160
<v Speaker 4>Are you onders are you good? And I'm like, you

0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:51.720
<v Speaker 4>say the like you're constantly.

0:42:51.719 --> 0:42:53.759
<v Speaker 3>I think it's because he was a pageant girl. Yeah,

0:42:53.760 --> 0:42:55.680
<v Speaker 3>but that's also a tool. That's a great way to

0:42:55.760 --> 0:42:58.359
<v Speaker 3>learn people's names. As soon as you hear it, stay

0:42:58.400 --> 0:43:00.000
<v Speaker 3>it back to them like ten.

0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:01.399
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well tell you who.

0:43:01.640 --> 0:43:04.840
<v Speaker 3>And I think it's a politician thing too, because everyone

0:43:05.040 --> 0:43:07.279
<v Speaker 3>likes to hear their name, like you feel like, oh,

0:43:07.280 --> 0:43:10.640
<v Speaker 3>that person actually knows me. When I did that Funnier

0:43:10.680 --> 0:43:15.120
<v Speaker 3>Die video with I mean poly charged, but with sleepy

0:43:15.239 --> 0:43:20.640
<v Speaker 3>Joe Biden, this you said sleepy, you charged it.

0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:25.240
<v Speaker 4>I know it's it was charged. It was just regular nothing.

0:43:25.800 --> 0:43:27.840
<v Speaker 4>But he wasn't sleepy during this time. He was a

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:29.440
<v Speaker 4>very awake, very wake Biden.

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:31.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, and he was fucking great.

0:43:31.760 --> 0:43:32.040
<v Speaker 4>Dude.

0:43:32.040 --> 0:43:34.680
<v Speaker 3>We walk into this it's like a party scene. It's

0:43:34.680 --> 0:43:38.120
<v Speaker 3>a Funnier Die video that we shot together, and it

0:43:38.239 --> 0:43:38.560
<v Speaker 3>was sick.

0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:42.200
<v Speaker 4>Dude. It actually was so cool, and I wonder ahead.

0:43:42.840 --> 0:43:45.160
<v Speaker 3>They took me to the I'm in the White House

0:43:45.200 --> 0:43:51.279
<v Speaker 3>and he's like, hey, you want to meet Barry. I'm like, yeah, yeah, absolutely,

0:43:51.560 --> 0:43:53.399
<v Speaker 3>and Uhry and.

0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:59.239
<v Speaker 4>Barry was just sitting and then we go to the

0:43:59.280 --> 0:43:59.960
<v Speaker 4>Oval office.

0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:03.400
<v Speaker 3>We're standing outside and they are like, oh, he just

0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:05.360
<v Speaker 3>got on a call. It'll be like twenty thirty minutes.

0:44:05.400 --> 0:44:07.520
<v Speaker 3>Can you guys wait, and we don't have time, and

0:44:07.520 --> 0:44:10.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm like fuck. So anyway, so we're shooting this video

0:44:10.800 --> 0:44:14.880
<v Speaker 3>and we're there berries Barrock, yeah, Barock, Oh got it, Okay,

0:44:14.880 --> 0:44:15.200
<v Speaker 3>got it.

0:44:15.239 --> 0:44:18.319
<v Speaker 4>Okay, you're really bad, like Blake said, he's really bad

0:44:18.360 --> 0:44:18.640
<v Speaker 4>with him.

0:44:19.200 --> 0:44:23.720
<v Speaker 3>So we are there shooting this video. There's like fifty people,

0:44:23.800 --> 0:44:27.720
<v Speaker 3>like forty fifty people like extras crew members. He goes around,

0:44:27.880 --> 0:44:33.920
<v Speaker 3>he introduces himself, meets everybody. Yeah, knows everyone's name, finds

0:44:33.920 --> 0:44:37.640
<v Speaker 3>a little fact about them, like, uh, Blake's you know,

0:44:38.200 --> 0:44:41.120
<v Speaker 3>like he meets Blake. Blake's nervous, so he says. So

0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:45.560
<v Speaker 3>he says, he skates boards and then skateboards.

0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:49.480
<v Speaker 4>Uh, mister Hayes, I skates boards.

0:44:49.719 --> 0:44:56.480
<v Speaker 5>I skateboards ahead, I skate boards, skates board. Yeah, okay,

0:44:56.880 --> 0:45:01.040
<v Speaker 5>poser Blake, God gotcha, you skates bored?

0:45:01.239 --> 0:45:03.040
<v Speaker 4>Moving off with words Blake.

0:45:03.280 --> 0:45:08.840
<v Speaker 3>So he then upon leaving, went through everyone and said goodbye,

0:45:09.320 --> 0:45:11.799
<v Speaker 3>you know, said the little factoid back to them like

0:45:12.040 --> 0:45:14.160
<v Speaker 3>he was how he remembered everyone.

0:45:14.520 --> 0:45:16.319
<v Speaker 4>That was the same day that my dad hung up

0:45:16.320 --> 0:45:19.240
<v Speaker 4>on Joe Biden whooped.

0:45:19.600 --> 0:45:23.399
<v Speaker 3>I was like, hey, my dad voted for you and

0:45:23.480 --> 0:45:29.040
<v Speaker 3>Barack Uh he's a sorry polycharged, but my dad did

0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:31.520
<v Speaker 3>and uh and by the way, has a bit as

0:45:31.560 --> 0:45:33.680
<v Speaker 3>a bit no by the way, I do my dad.

0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:36.120
<v Speaker 3>He won't shut up about it still to this day,

0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:38.919
<v Speaker 3>so you know, he's he keeps it polycharged.

0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:39.759
<v Speaker 4>I love it.

0:45:39.840 --> 0:45:42.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, would you mind if I called my dad

0:45:42.160 --> 0:45:43.759
<v Speaker 3>real quick and you talked to him? And he's like,

0:45:44.120 --> 0:45:45.040
<v Speaker 3>of course, is he cool?

0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:45.839
<v Speaker 4>So I called him.

0:45:45.840 --> 0:45:48.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, Dad, I've someone here that'd like to say

0:45:48.560 --> 0:45:51.160
<v Speaker 3>hello to you. And he's like, hi, Dennis, this is

0:45:51.360 --> 0:45:53.040
<v Speaker 3>Vice President Joe Biden.

0:45:53.160 --> 0:45:55.239
<v Speaker 4>I hear you, guys. You voted for me. I just

0:45:55.239 --> 0:45:56.680
<v Speaker 4>want to say thank you for your vote.

0:45:56.800 --> 0:46:00.680
<v Speaker 3>And my dad goes bullshit and hang up the phone

0:46:01.120 --> 0:46:05.200
<v Speaker 3>fucking hung up on monster goodbye. And he's like he

0:46:05.360 --> 0:46:08.799
<v Speaker 3>just said bullshit and hung up the phone. And then

0:46:08.840 --> 0:46:11.200
<v Speaker 3>he was like, that's hilarious. Hands me with my phone back,

0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:14.520
<v Speaker 3>and then he was whisked away goodbye, and and was

0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:17.440
<v Speaker 3>just in the wind and was gone and I'm you know,

0:46:17.560 --> 0:46:19.520
<v Speaker 3>never going to see this guy ever again. And then

0:46:19.560 --> 0:46:21.560
<v Speaker 3>I called my dad back later, like what the fuck, dude,

0:46:21.600 --> 0:46:23.160
<v Speaker 3>you just hung up on the Vice President.

0:46:23.320 --> 0:46:25.359
<v Speaker 4>And he was like, oh, that wasn't one of your

0:46:25.400 --> 0:46:32.360
<v Speaker 4>friends doing it? Joe Biden impression. I'm like, yeah, Dad, Yeah, Dad, classic,

0:46:33.400 --> 0:46:36.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah Dad. Even though I talked to you yesterday, you

0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:36.879
<v Speaker 4>knew I was going.

0:46:36.920 --> 0:46:38.880
<v Speaker 3>He knew I was going to the White House to

0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:43.680
<v Speaker 3>do a video with Joe Biden. It still is such

0:46:43.680 --> 0:46:46.000
<v Speaker 3>an insane thing. It was such an insane thing.

0:46:46.400 --> 0:46:49.360
<v Speaker 2>Also to hang up, Yeah, he.

0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:54.959
<v Speaker 3>Says it was a connection issue with his car.

0:46:55.160 --> 0:46:57.400
<v Speaker 4>He was like, cut out. I didn't hang up and

0:46:57.480 --> 0:47:00.960
<v Speaker 4>cut out. And I'm like, sure, okay, sure, okay, But

0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:03.200
<v Speaker 4>then why did you say bullshit? He goes, because I

0:47:03.200 --> 0:47:07.120
<v Speaker 4>thought it was bullshit. And I'm like, well, well, yeah,

0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:07.640
<v Speaker 4>all right.

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:11.200
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that single handily might have kind of

0:47:11.360 --> 0:47:15.160
<v Speaker 2>destroyed Biden's brain and confidence and all that kind of stuff.

0:47:15.200 --> 0:47:17.600
<v Speaker 4>And yeah, he was taken down a peg.

0:47:18.080 --> 0:47:20.080
<v Speaker 3>I bet as a vice president, a lot of people

0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:22.799
<v Speaker 3>aren't saying bullshit, you know, directly to him.

0:47:22.960 --> 0:47:25.279
<v Speaker 4>You know. Oh, I'm glad, I'm glad he called him out.

0:47:25.520 --> 0:47:29.080
<v Speaker 2>But in a way like that butterfly, the butterfly effect

0:47:29.200 --> 0:47:32.319
<v Speaker 2>of that call, and as far as I can see,

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:33.680
<v Speaker 2>it might have caused the fires.

0:47:33.800 --> 0:47:35.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it could have been.

0:47:35.239 --> 0:47:38.920
<v Speaker 3>And and like essentially him saying bullshit was like, what's

0:47:38.960 --> 0:47:40.880
<v Speaker 3>with Hunter's laptop?

0:47:41.080 --> 0:47:42.480
<v Speaker 4>You know, essentially.

0:47:42.280 --> 0:47:47.560
<v Speaker 3>Exactly, that's kind that bullshit, okay, And what is with

0:47:47.680 --> 0:47:48.240
<v Speaker 3>the laptop?

0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:50.279
<v Speaker 4>I don't even know politics enough to.

0:47:50.320 --> 0:47:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Know I've never ever read the fine print on the laptop.

0:47:56.440 --> 0:47:58.960
<v Speaker 4>On what the laptop? They're like, what's with the laptop?

0:47:59.000 --> 0:48:00.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, yeah, dude, what is it? What is it?

0:48:00.600 --> 0:48:03.680
<v Speaker 4>A PC? Like, what is it anybody's laptop?

0:48:03.760 --> 0:48:06.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to people like I want to see

0:48:06.200 --> 0:48:10.000
<v Speaker 2>laptop very I want to see everybody's laptop, anybody who's

0:48:10.040 --> 0:48:10.480
<v Speaker 2>in office.

0:48:10.480 --> 0:48:13.520
<v Speaker 4>I want to see the laptops. Not a good dude,

0:48:13.560 --> 0:48:14.479
<v Speaker 4>by the way, I don't.

0:48:14.520 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to see any of your laptops because

0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:19.080
<v Speaker 3>I know the first thing I'm going to put in

0:48:19.200 --> 0:48:22.080
<v Speaker 3>on your you know, your website, I'm just gonna I'm

0:48:22.080 --> 0:48:24.839
<v Speaker 3>gonna I'm gonna go worn hub and then look at

0:48:24.840 --> 0:48:27.439
<v Speaker 3>the search and then I know way too much about you.

0:48:27.880 --> 0:48:30.400
<v Speaker 4>Then I know way too much about you. And Adam,

0:48:30.440 --> 0:48:33.799
<v Speaker 4>what's the deal breaker. Blake is all just piss and

0:48:34.080 --> 0:48:38.560
<v Speaker 4>bukkake VIDs. You know, sixty n. I don't want to.

0:48:38.600 --> 0:48:40.880
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to know your your weird kinks. I

0:48:40.920 --> 0:48:42.360
<v Speaker 4>don't think piss is that weird.

0:48:42.719 --> 0:48:45.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I know we've I know we've talked about not

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:46.400
<v Speaker 2>king shaming.

0:48:46.160 --> 0:48:50.080
<v Speaker 4>Yep, but that makes sense. But what's going on? Huh?

0:48:50.520 --> 0:48:53.719
<v Speaker 4>What who's looking for the piss? Who's looking for Blake

0:48:53.800 --> 0:48:56.680
<v Speaker 4>just said you said he doesn't I don't think it's

0:48:56.800 --> 0:48:59.759
<v Speaker 4>that weird. I don't engage and peoplay, but I don't.

0:48:59.800 --> 0:49:01.759
<v Speaker 4>I don't don't think it's that weird. You don't think

0:49:01.800 --> 0:49:05.399
<v Speaker 4>it's that weird. It's just pee. Squirt is pee?

0:49:05.640 --> 0:49:09.280
<v Speaker 2>I know, but what's it's just pe? Then it's just pooh,

0:49:10.040 --> 0:49:12.879
<v Speaker 2>It's it's just it's just.

0:49:14.960 --> 0:49:18.359
<v Speaker 4>It's just no. I think that pee is by far

0:49:18.600 --> 0:49:22.200
<v Speaker 4>the least defensive of those k Like, if you're into

0:49:22.239 --> 0:49:25.600
<v Speaker 4>blood play, that's that's a little weird to me. And

0:49:25.640 --> 0:49:27.160
<v Speaker 4>then poo poo is stinky.

0:49:27.320 --> 0:49:31.240
<v Speaker 3>So okay, all right, Blake, I was right on the money, dude,

0:49:32.000 --> 0:49:33.320
<v Speaker 3>So on the money, dude.

0:49:33.760 --> 0:49:36.840
<v Speaker 2>But this is my point. Blood play is a little weird.

0:49:37.040 --> 0:49:40.600
<v Speaker 2>But why why isn't pee not weird?

0:49:40.719 --> 0:49:48.600
<v Speaker 4>This is crisp. I don't I don't stuff, dude, I

0:49:48.840 --> 0:49:49.600
<v Speaker 4>just staying, I.

0:49:50.000 --> 0:49:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Know, but why do you even like to Why are

0:49:51.719 --> 0:49:53.040
<v Speaker 2>you even defending it?

0:49:53.120 --> 0:49:53.440
<v Speaker 4>Dude?

0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:56.080
<v Speaker 3>I was like, you bring up the porn hub, you

0:49:56.160 --> 0:49:58.720
<v Speaker 3>look at the search, you really know about a person?

0:49:58.920 --> 0:50:09.319
<v Speaker 4>And then I put as a joke, Adam, I don't know. No,

0:50:09.600 --> 0:50:12.040
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I'm not I'm not a pe guy.

0:50:12.200 --> 0:50:13.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm not saying you are.

0:50:13.320 --> 0:50:16.720
<v Speaker 2>But the way that you're going, that's fine. It makes

0:50:16.760 --> 0:50:17.160
<v Speaker 2>me go.

0:50:17.680 --> 0:50:23.920
<v Speaker 4>But what about it is desirable? Blake? Stand up, stand

0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:28.359
<v Speaker 4>up for your choices. I think I think it. I

0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:32.520
<v Speaker 4>think I don't know. Some people get off on like degreda,

0:50:32.880 --> 0:50:38.240
<v Speaker 4>degregating degraded people, and maybe it's a form of of

0:50:38.239 --> 0:50:42.480
<v Speaker 4>of degradation. Maybe yeah, I think in some cases I

0:50:42.480 --> 0:50:47.480
<v Speaker 4>think it is. I think someone Yeah, well, but I

0:50:47.520 --> 0:50:50.160
<v Speaker 4>think there's a there's there's, of course, two ways. There's

0:50:50.200 --> 0:50:52.040
<v Speaker 4>the person who likes to pee on people, and then

0:50:52.040 --> 0:50:54.560
<v Speaker 4>there's a person who likes to get peed on, like.

0:50:54.520 --> 0:50:58.600
<v Speaker 3>In Germany that there's a famous pis goblin. Sure lays

0:50:58.760 --> 0:50:59.960
<v Speaker 3>in the very.

0:51:00.960 --> 0:51:03.880
<v Speaker 4>Toilets okay and you pee, Yeah, you pee.

0:51:03.920 --> 0:51:06.600
<v Speaker 3>And apparently he's been there for like thirty years. He's

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:08.759
<v Speaker 3>like a sixties year old man. Now he's been doing

0:51:09.600 --> 0:51:12.560
<v Speaker 3>his thirties and he just, uh, you could just pee

0:51:12.600 --> 0:51:15.080
<v Speaker 3>on him, male or female, Yeah, male or female.

0:51:15.320 --> 0:51:17.160
<v Speaker 4>He just any pe. He just wants your pee.

0:51:17.320 --> 0:51:19.920
<v Speaker 2>And what I'm saying is we we don't want a

0:51:20.000 --> 0:51:24.600
<v Speaker 2>kink shame. But I'm asking the big questions here, Yes,

0:51:24.760 --> 0:51:26.239
<v Speaker 2>what what's the rush?

0:51:26.320 --> 0:51:27.640
<v Speaker 4>What are we doing? Well?

0:51:27.719 --> 0:51:30.000
<v Speaker 3>I think, I mean, I'm not a nice guy, but

0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:33.800
<v Speaker 3>I think, like Blake is, I think I don't know.

0:51:34.480 --> 0:51:39.160
<v Speaker 4>I think that it feels good to pee. Yeah, hey,

0:51:39.280 --> 0:51:40.120
<v Speaker 4>you don't have to tell me.

0:51:40.640 --> 0:51:43.279
<v Speaker 2>The locost got me feeling real good.

0:51:43.360 --> 0:51:46.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know what with with any kink you

0:51:47.000 --> 0:51:49.480
<v Speaker 4>can go be like, I don't Some shit is like

0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:52.560
<v Speaker 4>even like BDSM, It's like, I don't know. To me,

0:51:52.680 --> 0:51:56.000
<v Speaker 4>that seems like an awful time. Yeah, like an auchi. Yeah,

0:51:56.040 --> 0:51:58.160
<v Speaker 4>like a little bit of an OUCHI yeah, yeah like

0:51:58.200 --> 0:52:00.319
<v Speaker 4>that that seems like it hurts. I don't like that.

0:52:00.719 --> 0:52:02.960
<v Speaker 4>I'm a very down the middle people.

0:52:03.080 --> 0:52:06.560
<v Speaker 3>That's why I'm saying. You don't want to see hunters

0:52:06.680 --> 0:52:09.520
<v Speaker 3>or anyone. You don't want to see anyone's laptop.

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:10.840
<v Speaker 4>Again, I don't think that. I know.

0:52:10.880 --> 0:52:12.640
<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying is if you want to see his,

0:52:12.880 --> 0:52:15.719
<v Speaker 2>you should want to see everybody's, because I don't even

0:52:15.719 --> 0:52:16.279
<v Speaker 2>know what's on his.

0:52:16.480 --> 0:52:18.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't think that the whole thing behind Hunter was

0:52:18.960 --> 0:52:21.440
<v Speaker 4>looking at his porn searches. I don't think that's what

0:52:21.480 --> 0:52:23.879
<v Speaker 4>the laptop was. I like that that's where we went,

0:52:24.000 --> 0:52:27.400
<v Speaker 4>but I don't think what else could it be? Nothing

0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:31.320
<v Speaker 4>else it could be. I think maybe he was making deals.

0:52:32.440 --> 0:52:35.520
<v Speaker 2>He's mostly porn and like a bunch of half screenplays.

0:52:35.880 --> 0:52:38.080
<v Speaker 2>What else could be on the laptop.

0:52:38.760 --> 0:52:42.759
<v Speaker 3>Starts starts of screenplays? Uh huh, And it was just

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:45.600
<v Speaker 3>it's just my dad was my dad the president?

0:52:45.920 --> 0:52:46.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:52:46.320 --> 0:52:49.680
<v Speaker 3>And then the next screenplay is called Dave the President's son.

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:53.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, white House down? He wrote white House down

0:52:54.920 --> 0:52:55.400
<v Speaker 2>or fallen.

0:52:56.120 --> 0:52:58.719
<v Speaker 4>I don't know who it is sick. Yeah, I think

0:52:58.760 --> 0:53:02.279
<v Speaker 4>his white House down? Yeah hmm, well, what a revelation.

0:53:03.120 --> 0:53:07.759
<v Speaker 4>Any take backs? Any apologies, yeah, Blake, any I want

0:53:07.800 --> 0:53:12.600
<v Speaker 4>to apologize to you guys for making you think that

0:53:12.719 --> 0:53:17.359
<v Speaker 4>I like urine play. I don't that's that I misled you.

0:53:17.400 --> 0:53:20.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm saying. I just I don't think it's super offensive.

0:53:20.480 --> 0:53:23.759
<v Speaker 4>I can see people doing it, and maybe so I

0:53:23.800 --> 0:53:25.640
<v Speaker 4>don't like it. I don't like it.

0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:28.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I put piss on Blake. Let's this is a

0:53:28.840 --> 0:53:34.000
<v Speaker 3>good exercise, and let's yeah, let's put what would you

0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:35.319
<v Speaker 3>say would be mine? Then?

0:53:35.440 --> 0:53:37.480
<v Speaker 4>Blake? If you I put pissed on you, what would

0:53:37.520 --> 0:53:40.319
<v Speaker 4>you say? Or anders? I was just gonna say.

0:53:40.320 --> 0:53:43.840
<v Speaker 2>I think Adam went so hard about Blake being in

0:53:43.880 --> 0:53:47.279
<v Speaker 2>the piss to kind of take take it.

0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:48.600
<v Speaker 4>Away from him a little bit.

0:53:48.719 --> 0:53:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, He's like, if I go, if I lean in

0:53:51.520 --> 0:53:54.040
<v Speaker 2>and really go after Blake, we're gonna be looking at Blake,

0:53:54.040 --> 0:53:56.799
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna be thinking about Blake. But really, Adam, I'm like,

0:53:56.960 --> 0:53:57.960
<v Speaker 2>what's going on over there?

0:53:58.960 --> 0:54:01.720
<v Speaker 3>The only reason I did that it was because Blake

0:54:01.760 --> 0:54:03.600
<v Speaker 3>goes I don't think immediately it was like, I don't

0:54:03.600 --> 0:54:04.800
<v Speaker 3>think piss is that weird?

0:54:05.400 --> 0:54:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:54:05.600 --> 0:54:08.759
<v Speaker 3>And it's sort of I was like, okay, well he

0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:09.560
<v Speaker 3>doesn't think.

0:54:09.760 --> 0:54:11.759
<v Speaker 2>So you sa Yeah, you saw your window and you

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:12.239
<v Speaker 2>were like, this.

0:54:12.280 --> 0:54:14.120
<v Speaker 4>Is this saw? I saw the I saw the inn.

0:54:14.280 --> 0:54:15.120
<v Speaker 4>I saw the Yeah. Yeah.

0:54:15.280 --> 0:54:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, you're slamming waters over there and you can't wait

0:54:19.520 --> 0:54:19.960
<v Speaker 2>to go.

0:54:19.840 --> 0:54:20.480
<v Speaker 4>Pe once.

0:54:22.440 --> 0:54:25.799
<v Speaker 3>When you gab coffee a nice macafe, Okay, so you're

0:54:25.840 --> 0:54:27.799
<v Speaker 3>thinking my thing is also a pissed that's not as fun.

0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:30.399
<v Speaker 4>No, I'm thinking your thing is. You know, you're kind

0:54:30.400 --> 0:54:33.200
<v Speaker 4>of a nautical guy. You probably get into like vintage

0:54:33.239 --> 0:54:37.160
<v Speaker 4>Captain Stabbin, like maybe you know, fucking on boats and

0:54:37.400 --> 0:54:40.600
<v Speaker 4>I do love a good adam, if you understand what's happening.

0:54:40.880 --> 0:54:43.120
<v Speaker 4>You don't know Captain Stabbing, I don't know Captain staff

0:54:43.239 --> 0:54:44.840
<v Speaker 4>Come on, legend is a legend.

0:54:44.880 --> 0:54:48.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's oh yeah, he got Fox with like a uh,

0:54:48.520 --> 0:54:49.320
<v Speaker 2>what's it called happening?

0:54:49.320 --> 0:54:50.360
<v Speaker 4>You would like on boats?

0:54:50.440 --> 0:54:54.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, mostly boat This was like two thousand, you know,

0:54:54.560 --> 0:54:56.560
<v Speaker 3>college like Captain Stabbage.

0:54:56.200 --> 0:54:58.279
<v Speaker 4>Outside with like the wind on your deck.

0:54:58.960 --> 0:55:02.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, outside supers are huge.

0:55:03.360 --> 0:55:05.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know him and Mike and Brazil. They were

0:55:05.640 --> 0:55:08.560
<v Speaker 4>really running things. That's how you chase your cock or

0:55:08.920 --> 0:55:11.680
<v Speaker 4>chap your cock. So what about what about h Dursden Blake?

0:55:12.280 --> 0:55:15.279
<v Speaker 4>You can't wait to hear this dude laid on me.

0:55:15.960 --> 0:55:18.960
<v Speaker 4>I mean you'd want to think it's probably a lot

0:55:18.960 --> 0:55:22.279
<v Speaker 4>of go for Blake, glory whole, glory, whole gloryhole. Think

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<v Speaker 4>he's a glory whole guy. Yeah, or he just like

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<v Speaker 4>it makes you think I would blow some guy through

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, what do you I'm thinking like specifically, like

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<v Speaker 4>your do you think I just suck any dick through

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<v Speaker 4>a wall? I mean you watch it, you enjoy to watch.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I think it would.

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<v Speaker 3>You would think it would be a lot of like

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<v Speaker 3>ebony princesses. Oh okay, I think that's what you would think.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that a thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you would think that that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that a thing? Really? Ebony? Never heard of it?

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<v Speaker 4>You would think that is what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's looking for the whitest woman, the whitest

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the whitest possible.

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<v Speaker 2>And what that translucent blue vein.

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<v Speaker 3>Translucent yes veiny like you see yes, right.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see the penis inside of them through their stomach.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, or you're like those those like weird uh sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>not weird, but like the anime where they crossed their

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<v Speaker 4>eyes and go like we've talked about this, and you

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<v Speaker 4>like so sad. Not that I think it's that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's so sad that like women are doing that,

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<v Speaker 2>that they're like.

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<v Speaker 4>That that's where we're at as a society, because like

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<v Speaker 4>that's sad, that is sad. He just wants the whitest

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<v Speaker 4>woman possible. This is sad.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna say, oh, this is a B C,

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<v Speaker 2>D E F. But but for like porno categories, did

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<v Speaker 2>people say Latina.

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<v Speaker 4>Created the I'm pretty Latina. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, because like, obviously the porno category is

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<v Speaker 2>you do.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't. I don't think that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember everyone going around saying latinas.

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<v Speaker 4>What about Latino?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they said Latino women, and then now Latino.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I'm gonna ask my Latino wife, Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Your what wife? Latina? You said Latina? No, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>You said Latino. No, I didn't. I said you said Latino.

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<v Speaker 4>He said Tatinos. He's getting hungry.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe maybe I just got a little mumby Totino's, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>totinos Totinos.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna ask her how she feels about this. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>don't no, no, no, don't don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Because obviously like it doesn't say like black, it says

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<v Speaker 2>it says like ebony. Right, we're talking about ebony says black. No,

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<v Speaker 2>No one's walking around going like, oh, and how many

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<v Speaker 2>ebony children are at your school?

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<v Speaker 4>Right? Sure, it's a specific porno name.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I hear someone in the wild say, like

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<v Speaker 2>a guy say, like, and the the a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>the populations, Latina, I'm like, I'm like.

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<v Speaker 4>Six six streets.

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<v Speaker 2>Do people really say this?

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<v Speaker 4>How is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Or is it like a So if someone were to say, like,

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<v Speaker 3>look at all the the like, look at that. Uh,

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<v Speaker 3>there's a large population of ebony women in this restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Hey, did you see the ebony cheerleaders? Uh

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<v Speaker 2>for this team or whatever? You're like, like, what I

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<v Speaker 2>see you? And so, I just don't ever remember hearing

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<v Speaker 2>before porno. I don't remember ever hearing someone being like

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<v Speaker 2>Latina's you're right.

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<v Speaker 4>I do believe that's all a lot of stuff spawns

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<v Speaker 4>from porno.

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<v Speaker 2>And so when I hear men say it now in

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<v Speaker 2>the wild, yeah, I do think that I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 3>That word existed before porno, and I think that people

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<v Speaker 3>probably use it. But I think Latina saying.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying the way we use it, Okay, we use it,

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<v Speaker 4>are you? I don't use it like that? You use

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<v Speaker 4>it like that, motherfucker, I'm saying. When I hear any

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<v Speaker 4>take back saying apologies, any epic slams, I already took.

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<v Speaker 4>Apologize to you, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I apologize to the Latina population. If this is, but

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like Hispanic women.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't. I don't know. I'm just wondering Sliding to Blake?

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<v Speaker 4>You will tell me. I don't know Slider to Blake's

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<v Speaker 4>d M. Dude, I don't know. All right. That was

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<v Speaker 4>another great episode of this Cornfrno. I like that one easer.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm about to fuck the ship out of somebody. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>really drop it in, all right, or just go.

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<v Speaker 3>Be on them.

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<v Speaker 1>The man walks down studie.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's when it really gets juicy.