WEBVTT - Jon Daly Disobeys Bridger 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:16.320 But I invited you here. Thought I made myself perfectly clear. 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:22.720 But you're a guest to my home. You gotta come 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:28.400 to me empty And I said, no guests, you're o 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:30.720 presences presents enough. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:36.360 I already had too much stuff, So how. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:38.839 Did you dare to surbey me? 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:54.000 Welcome to I said, no gifts, I'm pretcher Winneker. We 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:58.960 are here. I forgot to eat lunch, and I'm looking 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:02.520 for someone to blame. It is past my lunch hour. 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:05.640 My blood sugar is falling rapidly, but I had a 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:12.000 little cheese, so that'll kind of carry me through. I 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:13.880 had a thought on the way here that I wanted 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:15.920 to say on the podcast, and I forgot what it was. 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.560 I guess that's just another incredible thought you've been robbed 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:26.119 of I did the other night. I've gotten back into 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:29.880 house Hunters. This is what I'm going to say. Gay 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:32.240 people should not be allowed on house Hunters. 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:35.760 I don't want to see gay people anywhere on house Hunters. 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:39.520 It doesn't work. I don't think homosexuals should be allowed 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:43.520 to shop for homes on TV. It's not There's something 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:46.080 about it that just doesn't click for me. So let's 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:46.679 stop that. 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:49.480 I don't know. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.480 I think that's about I got a big new bottle 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:56.600 of vitamins. I'm sure taking them is going to change nothing, 0:01:56.600 --> 0:02:00.560 but it's nice to have something to do. I think 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:03.880 that's it. Patreon Patreon dot com slash. I said, no gifts. 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:05.920 I don't need to tell you anything more about that. 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:09.920 You've heard. It's time to get over there. Okay, let's 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:13.760 get into the podcast. Today's guest is just fantastic. It's 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:15.480 John Dailey, John welcomed. I said, no. 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:20.320 Gifts, richer, thank you so much, thanks for having met Ah. Yeah, thanks. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.519 I forgot to eat lunch too, you did, Yeah, I did? 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:25.080 And I had some nuts outside. What kind of nuts 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.240 in the green room? You know, the kind of ones 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:29.640 that are a little bit like a weird texture because 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:32.560 they're in that plastic bagh and they come with cranberries 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:34.880 you don't want. Nobody wants the cranberries. But then they 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:36.679 come with a dark chocolate and you do want that. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.480 This is a Trader Joe's thing, is it Trader Joe's. Yeah, yes, 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:41.600 I've recently kind of gotten into this because I've gotten 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:42.680 more into Greek yogurt. 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:45.440 Oh yeah, Greek yogurt and probably the best yogurt. 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:48.919 Have you had faiye before Greek yogurt? Yeah? I hadn't 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.360 had this until just recently, and I can't believe how 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:52.320 much I love this stuff. 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:56.600 Of course, it's faiya. It's not phage. It's not like 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.480 yiro is yero. It's the g is a hy. 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.840 I'm so glad that you pronounced zero that way zero, 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:05.040 because that's how I pronounce it. And I feel like 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:07.880 it's kind of a mission of mine to help people 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:08.600 understand that. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:08.760 Well. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:10.840 I grew up in Queens, so I grew up coming 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:12.880 to all these diners where I had to say Euro 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:14.239 just kidding from Pittsburgh. 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.000 It's a lot. But did you have a lot of 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:21.919 Greek food around you? No? Somewhere Did you learn problem Greece? Greece? 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:23.320 No? 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:26.560 No, I never learned. Really, I'll say Gyro depending on 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:29.320 where I am. I feel pretentious if I say euro 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:31.920 Can I have a Euro? It just sounds weird. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:32.400 Give me a. 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:38.760 Gyron with like extra ketchup. You know, I grew up 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:41.280 with around a lot of Greek people in Utah, and 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:44.200 so I just was always Eero to me. Utah Greeks 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.720 have so many Greeks in Utah, like a Greek restaurant 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:51.160 on every block. Essential really okay? So and then in 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.240 La there's not a lot of Greek food. So there 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:58.960 used to be Papa Cristo's gone, the Great Greek Grill gone. Yeah, 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:00.000 where am I supposed to? 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.440 Eero this? There's good Mediterranean stuff down by Scientology. 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:04.200 Oh. 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:07.800 Interesting, But there's that one place. It's you know. 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:09.200 Oh, celebrity Saffy. 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:11.240 Yeah, yeah, exactly, you know. 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.760 Yes, yes, it's pretty good. That place is like you're paying, 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:17.080 it's not like it's nice. You got to go to 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:20.920 Scoffs similar. 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:23.240 Yes, very good. Yeah, but yeah, it's right there by 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:26.000 the Celebrity Center. You can see scientologists kind of doing 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:29.480 free work. Yeah. I'm down there anyways, washing windows. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:34.239 Yeah, I wash windows. I just do grout, grout work 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.560 and drywall. Have you been in there? 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:37.359 No? 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.440 I did the tour in New York when I was there. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:40.840 Oh. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.520 Interesting, I haven't been to this New York location. Is 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:46.919 that the one in uh Times Square? Okay? What was 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:47.279 that like? 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.479 Well, they take you on a little tour and show 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:52.680 you a film, and it's really great. I think everyone 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:53.479 should get into it. 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:59.920 I've I've been into the Blue one here I've been. 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.240 I took the tests, I went through the whole process 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.440 and the celebrity center, right, and the one common theme 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:08.680 is they need to crack a window. There's no ventilation 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:12.120 in either of those buildings. Really wow, stuffy, Yeah, I 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:13.680 don't know what that's about. 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:15.960 How about AC, How about you spend some of this 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:18.120 crazy amount of money apparently you have. 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.240 They do have so much money, and what are they 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:24.159 spending it on? Real estate? Yeah? I mean that's why 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:27.440 they have so much money. And rape trials yeah, yes, honestly. 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:31.280 And then they're like, uh, famously weird commercials they're Super 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.680 Bowl commercials actually, and. 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:33.320 They have a TikTok. 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.640 They have a handsome they have a handsome young man 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:39.360 on TikTok. That's like treating it like it's real cool 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.359 and I love it. I keep doing this with this 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.200 handsome guy. How have I not found this yet? It's 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:47.920 like a guy that's on TikTok first Church of Scientologist TikTok, 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:50.240 and he's like, does. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:53.360 Scientologists believe in God? Yeah? 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:56.279 But be whatever religion you are and then come with 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:57.000 us to be this. 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:02.720 It's like, what, okay, It's kind of like Unitarian Universalists, right, 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:04.520 so you can go to Unitarian and be Jewish or 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:07.160 Christian bringing you bring your own thing, but you're kind 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.239 of worshiping together, and it's all kind of like assume 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.040 that you're a little bit smarter than most people are. 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:16.880 The only thing that's scientology the only thing I see 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:18.920 on TikTok related to scientology. I don't know if you've 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.360 seen this. As the teens who are speed running scientology. 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.159 That's the best thing in the world. 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:25.640 I keep doing it. It makes me feel so hopeful 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:26.480 for teens. 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:30.479 Yeah, it's incredible, and it's a safe thing to buzz 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.400 like you know or whatever buzz I just said buzz, 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:35.560 But you know, like just going in it's like, what 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:39.200 are they going to kill your, arrest you? Then they'll 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:42.800 look bad. So kids keep doing it. I just saw 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:44.680 I think kids should have more mischief, you know. And 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:48.160 I was just I live near a college campus, and 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:50.719 so I walk my dog every time on this on 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:51.680 this college campus. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.719 And there were some kids. 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:56.440 There were three kids, and they had two of them 0:06:56.480 --> 0:07:02.960 had those like silent Super seventy six electric bike, right, 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:07.120 and then one kid had the loudest bike, mini bike, 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:09.800 old school minibike, fat tires that I have ever seen. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:13.720 And these kids were clearly scoping out they were gonna 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:18.400 buzz this area of students. And this kid had the loudest, 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.720 most obnoxious, freaking bike I've ever heard. 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:22.320 He was like. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:26.760 And he went across the campus and I was like 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:29.720 watching them plan and then do this. I was like stopping, 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:33.640 just watching, Oh man, these idiots are doing this. And 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.080 he buzzed it and everyone was like, hey, stop it, 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:37.960 stop it. You know, he got really pissed. He was 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:41.239 like twelve, and then he turned around and went back 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:46.120 and buzzed it and he like like almost like hit 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:49.720 a five year old. Oh child, and this you know, 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:52.400 I was so in supportive of this until I still 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:52.880 support it. 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:55.000 But he didn't because he didn't hurt anybody. 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:57.960 The kid started crying and the and the dad was like, hey, asshold, 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:00.360 come on, come back here. And then the kid just 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:03.680 very business like, meets up with his friends and they're 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:07.400 and they're going yeah, yeah, all right, all right, yeah 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:09.360 yeah cool, let's do it again. And I was like, 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:12.640 and I literally I went, guys, you can't do it again. 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:15.640 The cops are gonna come. That's how you get caught. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:17.640 You do it once and then you come back in 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:18.200 a week and. 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:18.600 Do it again. 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:20.320 Yes, you get to You just made it through. You 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:21.360 just made a child cry. 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:23.840 And I was looking at these guys and they tried 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:28.480 it again and they got and immediate cops. And I 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:30.520 was just happy to see kids that weren't on their phones. 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:35.120 I love teen Mischief so much. It's great. 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:39.120 Hurt you some team. This shifts. Oh yeah, I mean obviously, 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:41.600 like we were toilet papering houses. That's a good that's 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:43.720 a nice one. I saw a house in Pasadena recently 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.200 covered in toilet paper. Really it made me feel great again. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:48.880 I was like, good for whatever teen is doing this. 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.960 Yeah, get off the screens, get the toilet paper, make 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:55.079 it wet. We were going into public pools, which was 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.520 always thrilling late at night, sneaking into a pool. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.640 What else would we do? Those were the kind of 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:02.520 the two big kind of thrilling ones, just doing something 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:05.599 late at night that feels like not a restable behavior 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:07.520 right where you would maybe get yelled at. 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.520 We used to sit behind a bush and throw water 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:14.200 balloons up and toss them and hit cars at red light. 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:16.719 And then we did an extremely dangerous thing which I 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:19.320 don't recommend to anybody, which is you know, three man 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:23.800 sling shot, No, three man slingshots like a huge rubber band, 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:27.960 like oversized rubber band, and one person holds the thing 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:31.480 and then two people walk away and make this huge 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:35.840 catapult and we would catapult oranges and apples and stuff 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:40.840 onto moving cars and hit them and they would like 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:44.360 skid out in a and we were like, aha, meanwhile, 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:46.880 this person feels like they're going to die, Like it's 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:52.280 really dangerous. Yeah, And we were like, you know, half 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:54.679 a mile away because these things shoot so far right, 0:09:55.040 --> 0:10:00.560 we're totally safe. Just lobbing shat windshield, Yeah, somebody, And 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:02.880 it's like, literally, it's deadly dangerous anytime. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:06.200 I still whenever I go under one of those pedestrian bridges, 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:07.679 I'm like, there's gonna be a teen up there that 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:09.959 throws something on my car and I'm going to lead 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:10.520 to my death. 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.880 This happened to me, and this year was almost like 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:14.760 penance for doing all these oranges. 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:17.480 I was driving to a hockey game. I played hockey 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:18.200 in high school. 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:20.840 I was driving after school, driving me and this guy, 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:26.120 Mike Castillo to hockey practice. And we were driving and 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:29.240 I was in my car that me and my brother 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:33.080 shared not a great car, Honda Civic hatchback, and somebody 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.880 threw a boulder off of one of those things and 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:39.240 it hit the windshield, spidered, it shattered it. 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.880 And bounced off because it goes but it's spidered. 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:46.000 And so I opened my window which is rolling down, 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:49.280 and I'm looking and driving off the highway, and then 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:52.440 we had to like punch out parts, which didn't really work, 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:53.880 so we just had to make it a little bit 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:57.360 visible enough. But I was like, this person wanted to 0:10:57.440 --> 0:11:00.240 kill me, and then I've done the same basic thing. So, 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:03.319 but there's something about dropping it off a highway over 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.040 that's you want to kill people. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.800 Yeah, that's something where it's like, you know, ultimately something 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:11.280 dangerous will happen and you're gonna watch it unfold. Yeah, 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.240 that person's probably like hurting cats. 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:16.640 Yes, of course they've already hurt cats. They've graduated to 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:18.800 a highway desk. 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:21.200 This is a new project, right. Yeah. A friend would 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:23.160 do a thing, my friend Don, as we would drive 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:26.520 through intersections and this like if someone did this to 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:28.480 me now, I would cut them out of my life immediately. 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.000 But as we were headed through the intersection, would begin 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:34.480 screaming Wow, the way. That's so dangerous. 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:35.920 Yeah, that's really dangerous. 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:39.439 Yeah, but it's also kind of funny that a teen's 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:44.240 doing that. It's just like, ah, you what could I 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.880 mean you would swerve out of the way. That's rough. Yeah, 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:49.000 but the temptation is always like kind of there when 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:51.559 I'm a passenger in a car, just like you can. 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.640 That's something terrifying you can do to anybody. Yeah. Do 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:57.760 you like scaring people, like jumping out and scaring. 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:01.640 Huh, that's interesting. Do I like jumping out and scaring people? 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:04.120 I just did a surprise birthday party for my friend okay, 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:06.640 and he was surprised in. 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:09.200 A way that was not positive. 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:13.760 Oh how he was on guard as if he was 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:17.360 being robbed, and genuinely he was coming home with his family, 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:20.600 so it wasn't like okay, he had his baby daughter 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:23.440 and then his wife and then his his actual like 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:26.320 father was there, and so he just walked in and 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.880 he was like what the fuck? 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:30.640 What the oh? 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:31.360 Oh? 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:34.000 Oh, okay, okay, okay. 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.680 Like the surprise, it was like surprise. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:41.200 Okay, okay, okay, just like a very adult like don't 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:45.040 do surprise parties after a while, Like just like what's happening. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.880 In my home. Oh god, ah my every friend I've 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.000 ever had is here. Okay, Jesus Christ. 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:53.079 You know. Yeah, and that's what you want. That's kind 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:54.920 of the reaction you want as out of a surprise. 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:58.400 Otherwise it's them faking it, which is not interesting or fun. 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:00.520 It's like, well then they kind of just new and 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:03.200 so now it's like they're acting for you. Yeah. On 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:06.960 the opposite end, they're generally scared. I think's super scared. Yeah, 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:10.200 they're ready to defend their family. Yeah yeah, yeah, but 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.760 everybody needs that feeling every once in a while. Yeah. 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:14.800 And it's scary to think you're not going to be 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:17.440 in a large social situation and to be forced into one. 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:19.800 That's another scared My gosh, Like, oh, I'm going to 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:23.480 come home and relax. Oh, I'm talking to people hours. 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:26.400 Yeah. Yeah, you have to like take them in at Yeah. 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.400 The prep I have to do for a social situation 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:31.200 is a couple hours in advance. Yeah, I'm doing research 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.400 on all the people to think of something to talk about. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:38.280 Yeah, figuring out a project. I can mention you were 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:41.280 great on this ingrats. I never watched. 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:44.800 That's how you that's how you buzz that's. 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:46.880 How you schmooze, that's how you network, how you get 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:48.520 it done in this town. 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:50.280 You can't do that at a surprise party. 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.120 No, no, yeah, you're off kilter. 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.599 How are you going to get jobs? It's ridiculous. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:54.840 No. 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:57.360 Yeah. Have you had a surprise party in the past? 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:59.960 I have? Yeah, And did you enjoy it? 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:00.800 I did. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.480 It was small and it was very manageable, and it 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:05.280 was just in an age where I was like, uh, 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.079 you know, you're in your twenties. You're like, oh, should 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:12.720 I kill myself or or should I quit life walk 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:13.440 into the ocean? 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.640 And then surprise and it's it's like. 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:18.959 Oh, people do Okay, that's invigorating people like me. 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:25.120 They these people actually yeah they planned this right, I 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:26.480 didn't fight them. 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:27.080 Yeah. 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:28.360 I didn't plan this for myself. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:31.760 Yeah, that would be that's what losers do, a surprise party. 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:35.520 Surprise party for yourself. Yeah, that's the biggest loser move 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:36.600 you could possibly. 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:38.080 Fall like some only George Costanza, which. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:42.080 I had kind of like a weird Costanza thing that 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:42.880 almost happened to me. 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:45.880 Recently. I went to a housewarming party and then the 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:49.440 next day one of the people texted me to say 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:51.920 thank you so much for the beautiful candle, and I 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:55.920 hadn't taken anything, And the temptation there was so high 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:59.200 for me to be like, yeah, of course I didn't. 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:00.960 What do you mean you hadn't taken anything? 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:03.800 You had, I didn't like take a housewarming gift or anything. 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:07.280 Okay, is this a transition? I feel like I'm being transition. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:09.080 No, you're not. I'm just okay. 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:11.160 I'm thinking about wanting to know that there's a real 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:16.160 conversation and not you guiding surprise, guiding the conversation. 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:19.440 All right, this really this brings me to no, no, no. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:22.720 Now you need to vamp. Now you need to come 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:24.320 up with another thing so we could go back to 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:24.760 the gift. 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:26.680 You fucked this up, man, I. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:31.600 Didn't fuck this. I know you're off the show. Damn 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.040 you've had Mean what are we fifteen minutes into this 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:37.200 thing and you've absolutely just said you've thrown a wet 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:41.280 towel on it. Oh my god. No, this really happened. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:44.920 And obviously there was a temptation to be like, oh, yeah, 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:49.120 of course, and I probably should have done it. Yeah, 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:51.320 But then like the thought of like someone finding out 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.960 that would have that would be ruinous it. 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:55.960 Would be weird, like, yeah, I did a weird thing 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.240 there at about that story. 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:02.360 Yeah, but I was interesting. Would you have said you're welcome? 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:04.760 It just depends on who it is. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:08.800 Yeah, if it's just an easier interaction, I I I'm 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.040 not judging myself. I'm not saying I'm cool or anything, 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:16.120 but I probably all right. Yeah, I don't know what 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:17.120 it's good. 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:20.080 Yeah, I'm a good guy. See maybe that makes me cool. 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:22.840 I don't know, no, and I have no idea. It 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:25.120 just depends on the situation. Well, I hope you're not 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.560 faced with that in the future. But now, I mean, 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:29.600 you've kind of just what are we going to do? 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:32.200 At this point? We have to open the gift you brought? 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:38.360 Oh god, no gifts, Sean. You walked in today holding 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:41.080 a gift? Should we open it here on the podcast? 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:47.680 You sure? Okay, Okay, why not? It's in this gorgeous 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:50.160 little bit you are. Thank you. Let's see what's happening 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:59.360 in here? Okay? Reaching in Okay? Oh yeah? Is this 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:04.280 a new pack of No? No, no, it's special pack 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:06.480 of playing cards? How is it special. 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:07.639 Playing cards from? 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:08.600 Wait? 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:10.840 This dick of which? 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:13.600 Which? Fabulous casino? This deck of card. Oh, let's see 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:15.960 MGM Grand. Oh this is from the MGM Grand. 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:16.919 MGM Grand. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.119 Wait, how did you get a Do they give these 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:20.280 away when you go to a casino? 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:21.360 No, you have to go. 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:24.879 I don't know if you're into antiques, I'm not, but 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:26.400 I love an antique store. 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:26.880 You know, I'll go. 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:28.280 I love browsing check out. 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:31.240 Yeah, exactly, go to an antique store in Vegas. I 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:34.040 can't recommend it. They have think of Vegas. They have 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:38.080 the best ship you can possibly imagine. It's a whole 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:43.439 different ballgame of kitchy Elvis shit slash. Just Casino de 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:47.399 tretis and that is they sell old. That's a used 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:49.840 sleazy people's hands were on that. 0:17:51.520 --> 0:17:51.840 I know. 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:54.919 Yeah, that was once part of a six card shoe 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:58.840 or whatever. You know, And it says MGM Grand And 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.400 I just went there. I went to a David Copperfield 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:02.480 show in Vegas. 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:03.359 How was that? 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:04.359 You know? 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:06.480 I've seen a lot. 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:09.159 Of magic in Vegas, and David Copperfield's obviously one of 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:13.960 the bigs. And he's you know, google him sometimes Google 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:20.320 Google him, Giselaine Maxwell jpeg, you know, google him. But 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:24.359 he's a good magic every the magic every magician is 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:28.360 I you know, I love magic. He's he's very it's 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:30.879 a very funny kind of like show. 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:32.600 He is an old. 0:18:32.400 --> 0:18:35.840 Man now still he was like one of those guys 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:38.119 that's like way too handsome in the eighties kind of 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:41.639 feeling and just you know, is a broken, you know, 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:46.280 broken sadly broken man and you can feel it. And 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:50.400 but he rushes through his show. You'll never see his show. 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:52.959 It's unfortunate. But there's a part of the show that 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:56.320 I have come back for, which is a blue alien 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:59.480 called Blue thirty two, like a very et like kind 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:01.639 of like a all of his ideas are from nineteen 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:04.399 five because that was like he was fucking Claudia Schiff 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:07.040 or whatever, and he was like, well this is success. 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:10.400 And so there's just a eed comes down and it's 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:15.240 the most articulated and brilliant, beautiful, uh you know, Hollywood 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:17.639 amazing animatronic figure. 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:19.080 That's right, Hello David. 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:21.840 And he has a whole narrative in the show that 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:23.639 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in 0:19:23.640 --> 0:19:27.760