1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Man. If I went back to the nineteen thirties, nineteen forties, 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: I would have been a great art thief. Oh man, 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,400 Speaker 1: is that when you really want to be an art thieves? 4 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: All right, I guess there were some other art thieves 5 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: around the same time. I don't want to compete with. 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:19,760 Speaker 1: So let's say let's say that, Oh god, when aren't 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 1: their Nazis. It's always all right, the fifties. Let's just 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 1: go to the fifties and steal some art. That'd be 9 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: a cool time travel movie, wouldn't it. If you're like 10 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: an art thief, but you went back in time and 11 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 1: you stole a painting, you know what I mean, right, 12 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: stole the Mona Lisa right when he's down in it 13 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 1: or something. But you know, my life, and it would 14 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,080 Speaker 1: never get famous, so it would never be worth any Well, 15 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 1: that's the thing. I would go back in time and 16 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: steal art that was never going to become famous, right, 17 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: you know, other people be stealing the Monel. You can't, 18 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: you can't. You have to steal it right when it 19 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: gets famous, not right when it gets made. Funnily, Mona 20 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: Lisa only got famous because it was stolen. I heard 21 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: that most people didn't give a funk about it until 22 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 1: I got stolen funny yea, So maybe stealing it would 23 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: actually make we'd have an artist now that was like 24 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,320 Speaker 1: Hella respected just because you went back in time stole 25 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 1: their shitty paintings. I'm doing this for you. You don't 26 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:15,479 Speaker 1: know that I'm helping your career or another another art 27 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: heist show HBO, if you're listening, is uh copyrighting this idea? 28 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: As you can't just steal it? Is the artist who 29 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: sets up thefts of their own work so that it 30 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: becomes well known. I love that. I'm into that. A 31 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: conspiracy to steal your own work so that'll be worth more. 32 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: I mean, you're the perfect person to be an art 33 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,960 Speaker 1: thief because you're your own. Wasn't there like a Brooklyn 34 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,959 Speaker 1: nine episode like that, Yeah he was. Jason man Zucas 35 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: is an insurance adjuster or whatever, and Boil's food truck 36 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: caught on fire, and he's like, it's always the owner. 37 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 1: It's always for insurance money. It's always the owner. See 38 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: I'm thinking I think I was thinking of them the 39 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: author who leaked his own book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jake. 40 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:13,240 Speaker 1: So there were multiple Brooklyn nine nine episodes. Also, the 41 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: orchestra guy stole his own instrument because they were like, 42 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,239 Speaker 1: the orchestra players don't make If y'all are ever at 43 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 1: a Brooklyn nine trivia night, Diana is there with you. 44 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 1: Whether you know it or not. I know, right, it'll 45 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,359 Speaker 1: just be silent in the room and she'll just say 46 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 1: the most random, curious thing. I have no idea what 47 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: she's talking about, except I do because I can turn 48 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: to her and say, was that a Brooklyn Night quote? 49 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: Just yes? So was their context for it? And you say, 50 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: in my head there was conversation led up to the 51 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:49,519 Speaker 1: perfect here. Y'all should all live in here. It sounds 52 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 1: like a great place to be. Remember someone told me 53 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,239 Speaker 1: they thought my brain, the inside of my brain looked 54 00:02:55,280 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: like Dr Seus's world at Universal Studio. Absolutely, and I 55 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: was like, now, oh wow, we got a different one. Okay, 56 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: so much is different today. We've we've reworked our whole 57 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 1: studio space, so hopefully this doesn't sound different. But we 58 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: kind of just we kind of just took everything down 59 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: and went with the empty room. Yeah, temporarily, we're going 60 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,399 Speaker 1: to see what kind of setup works for us best, 61 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: but we wanted this room back Yeah, it was not comfortable, stuffy, 62 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: also stuffy. There's crap piling up around the outside. The 63 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: room just became like a couple of storage hallways and 64 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: then this thing in the middle. There's a lot. There's 65 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: a lot. So we're trying this. That's new. We have 66 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: a whole new kind of style episode today too, which 67 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: is exciting that we're going to try out. And also, um, 68 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: I don't know, I had egg whites this morning. That's 69 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: kind of different. You look. Yeah, I know. I didn't 70 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,840 Speaker 1: do it for the flavor. I did it because I 71 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: went to the gym and I never do that. And 72 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 1: I've been going two weeks now, that's right. Yeah, very 73 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: proud of it. And I don't look anything like Brad 74 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: Pitt in Fight Club yet, and I'm getting a little frustrated. 75 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: I know, you would think, how long does it take? 76 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: I've been five times? Why am I not lean? And 77 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 1: well it's not working out that way. But what is working. 78 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 1: But what is working out is this new episode that 79 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,719 Speaker 1: we're trying out today. So today we're doing something a 80 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: little different than our usual fair We're not diving deep 81 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:33,159 Speaker 1: into uh some you know, some royals story about how 82 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: they and their spouse defeated an entire army with their 83 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 1: dicks or whatever it is we're usually talking about. It's 84 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: got to be out there. Um. But we decided that 85 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: we would just go look at some regular old folks stories. 86 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:57,280 Speaker 1: Not old folks, lots of folks, just some normal people. Look, 87 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: here's what we did. We we loved up and we 88 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: decided that we would slip into the Internet's deepest, darkest hole. Reddit. Yeah. 89 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,840 Speaker 1: I know, well got our opinions on Reddit. There's some 90 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:13,359 Speaker 1: good stuff in there, there's some nightmares. It's the Internet 91 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:16,919 Speaker 1: densed into one page. Um, but we just started. I 92 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:24,919 Speaker 1: know there's subreddits, are there domb reddits? God? You know 93 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 1: there's you know there are there's gotta be. If there 94 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: is something, it's on Reddit exactly. That's what I know 95 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,919 Speaker 1: about Reddit Rule thirty four, which of course is the 96 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 1: Internet rule that if you think of it, someone out 97 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: there is into it. Yeah, yep. Um. So we decided 98 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,919 Speaker 1: we would just get some some regular stories, because not 99 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: everybody gets these news articles written about them. Not everybody 100 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 1: has a whole Wikipedia page devoted to their romance. Some 101 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: of us just live our lives and no nobody knows 102 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 1: what happened to us until someone asks, right, and you're 103 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,599 Speaker 1: at a party and you're something, you're telling the greatest 104 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: story of your life exactly. So we found some regular 105 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: folks most absurd questions and answers about their love lives, 106 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 1: and we decided that we would read all about breakups 107 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 1: today because there's some beautiful stories and hear about breakups. 108 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,039 Speaker 1: We found a few questions that were asked. We're going 109 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: to give some of our own answers. We're gonna share 110 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:21,359 Speaker 1: some of the more ridiculous answers that we found people giving, 111 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 1: and then some of them leave a more questions than answers, 112 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: So I think that we might have to sort of 113 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 1: reenact some of these scenarios to fill in the gaps. Yeah, react, yes, 114 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 1: So thanks for tuning it. It's gonna be a fun episode, 115 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,160 Speaker 1: a little different than our usual fair but I'm really 116 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 1: excited to get to it. Yeah, let's dive in. Hey 117 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,919 Speaker 1: their French, come listen. Well, Eli and Diana got some 118 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 1: stories to tell. There's no matchmaking, no romantic tips. It's 119 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:52,560 Speaker 1: just about ridiculous relationships. I love. It might be any 120 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 1: type of person at all, and abstract concept are concrete wall. 121 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 1: But if there's a story where the second glance, we'll 122 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 1: put it in a ridiculous roll. Yes, a production if 123 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: I heart radio. All right, so we're Cruise and Reddit, 124 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 1: and first we're looking to break up stories, right because 125 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 1: there's some really wacky breakup stories out there. Uh. And 126 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 1: the first question we found with some good answers to it, 127 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: was what is the worst place to break up with someone? 128 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 1: And Diana, I just want to know what you think 129 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 1: is the worst place. And this can be this could 130 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: be a personal story, like it's the worst because of 131 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,760 Speaker 1: how it was for you, or it can be like 132 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 1: this would be truly horrible. Well, I think it's never 133 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 1: happened to me, but I think truly horrible would be 134 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: like at the altar. I guess they're like, I, you 135 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: know what, I don't think. I think that would be 136 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: pretty painful, both emotionally and financially. Plus you're humiliated all 137 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 1: these people are here. I don't know. It would just 138 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 1: be a pretty shifty place to me, right right. Yeah, 139 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 1: Like the priest gets up and he says, if anyone 140 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 1: has any reason these should not be wed, speak now 141 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: or forever hold your piece. Well, actually, funny you should 142 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 1: ask any but well, I don't want to forever hold 143 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 1: my peace, baby, right. I mean, the man said, if 144 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 1: I wanted, I should say something now. I mean, it's 145 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 1: it's true. You don't want to you don't want to 146 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 1: marry someone you don't want to marry. No, it's true. 147 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 1: So I guess an altar breakup is better than an altar. 148 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,080 Speaker 1: I know we should break up, but I'm just gonna 149 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 1: go through it because I don't want things to be awkward. Yea, 150 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,880 Speaker 1: we may as well go ahead and sign a piece 151 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:43,480 Speaker 1: of paper and make it extra difficult ourselves to get 152 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,680 Speaker 1: this over. Of course, the obvious question is how the 153 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 1: hell did you get to the altar in the first place. 154 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,439 Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. There's got it. There had 155 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,120 Speaker 1: to have been a point during the planning that you said, 156 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 1: you know what, maybe not? Yeah, I don't. I mean, 157 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,840 Speaker 1: I haven't dated that many people, so I haven't don't 158 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 1: have that many breakup story. But you don't. We don't say, 159 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,360 Speaker 1: because neither of us have had a ton of romantic partners. 160 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,319 Speaker 1: But it's because we dated for a long time. It's true, 161 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,720 Speaker 1: so it's not that we had a few partners. That 162 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 1: sounds that sounds sad, right, I feel so judged when 163 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,679 Speaker 1: I'm like, I've only had six girlfriends, but I dated 164 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 1: all of them for like over a year and a half. 165 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,440 Speaker 1: What if you said I've only had six girlfriends and 166 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:29,680 Speaker 1: I dated them all at the Saint so and that's 167 00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: why you don't have anyone now They No, I didn't 168 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,640 Speaker 1: date all six my girlfriends at the same time. I 169 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:39,120 Speaker 1: dated them quickly back to back for a year and 170 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:44,360 Speaker 1: a half to two years. Wow. No, but we broke 171 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,280 Speaker 1: up and we had to wait out our lease. So 172 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,960 Speaker 1: we broke up and then had to live together or something. 173 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:54,160 Speaker 1: It was tough. That was really hard, you know, it 174 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 1: just come home to some hostility house and energy, like 175 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,079 Speaker 1: I want to know where you've been and who you've 176 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,200 Speaker 1: been talking to, but you don't have any right to 177 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:07,320 Speaker 1: ask me anymore, and so it's awkward and you know, 178 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 1: like I don't know. It was just really nah, not great. 179 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,600 Speaker 1: I did have to drive an hour and a half 180 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,959 Speaker 1: north to break up with someone once because she had 181 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: moved d I mean no, but I felt compelled to. 182 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,920 Speaker 1: We were talking on the phone. It was clearly we 183 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 1: were going to It was like, wait, are we breaking up? 184 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:29,439 Speaker 1: And I was like, hang on, I'll be right there. 185 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,079 Speaker 1: I got in my car and I drugs. Was like, 186 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,680 Speaker 1: I should we should have a conversation about this. It 187 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:40,280 Speaker 1: was a it was a one sided breakup. Um well, 188 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,680 Speaker 1: I was the one who drove an hour and have 189 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 1: to break up with someone. So I guess I know 190 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 1: the answer to that. Um, but it's we're all we're 191 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 1: all happy people now. Oh yeah, for sure, Yeah, for sure. 192 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,880 Speaker 1: Sometimes were the best. You know, You're like, I know 193 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:57,560 Speaker 1: it hurts now, but honestly, we're not good together. I 194 00:10:57,559 --> 00:11:00,360 Speaker 1: mean that's just the long and short of it. Well, 195 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:04,480 Speaker 1: some of these answers uh User kpps mom said in 196 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:09,320 Speaker 1: an airplane, which true terrible place to break up with someone. Yeah. 197 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,439 Speaker 1: Also depending on are you on your way to the 198 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:16,160 Speaker 1: vacation or you know, you really picked your moment very 199 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:21,400 Speaker 1: poorly together, or like a family reunion or some ship, 200 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 1: I would be so awkward. Well. User B Thompson O 201 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 1: four reply to that and said, well, a hot air 202 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,480 Speaker 1: balloon might be worse, because at least with an airplane 203 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: you could conceivably switch seats with someone and not be 204 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 1: near your ex. But a hot air balloon is much 205 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 1: tighter quarters. I meant, honey, I just think things aren't 206 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,839 Speaker 1: really working out also I cheated on you with your 207 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:55,200 Speaker 1: sister and your best friend and your gym instructure and 208 00:11:55,400 --> 00:12:02,840 Speaker 1: your tex And much like a wedding, don't get into 209 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,600 Speaker 1: that hot air balloon with someone you're about to break 210 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,120 Speaker 1: up with. Let's think these things through. I really wonder 211 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 1: how like, in the history of humankind, since the hot 212 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,679 Speaker 1: air balloon was invented, how many times has somebody had 213 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,559 Speaker 1: to break up with someone in the basket of hot 214 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:19,680 Speaker 1: air balloon. Maybe if you, like you know, you get 215 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:22,360 Speaker 1: in together and then something goes wrong and you end 216 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,400 Speaker 1: up just floating over the alps and you're and you 217 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,960 Speaker 1: start pickering, that's the only time I can think, like, 218 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:32,280 Speaker 1: all right, maybe this ends it a breakup. Otherwise I 219 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,679 Speaker 1: feel like a hot air balloon ride usually doesn't. Yeah, 220 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,640 Speaker 1: you're just like either terrified, which I think I might be, 221 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,199 Speaker 1: or you're like really enjoy like look at the view 222 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,520 Speaker 1: and like up here probably a cool like hot air 223 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:47,240 Speaker 1: balloon festival, a bunch of other balloons around, and you're like, oh, 224 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,680 Speaker 1: what a great event. Like why would you be in 225 00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 1: the mood for a break up at that time? But 226 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,199 Speaker 1: maybe if you're really scared and you're like sitting in 227 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:58,840 Speaker 1: the bottom of the basket, like, you know what, now 228 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:02,440 Speaker 1: that I'm coming to the end of my life, I 229 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,440 Speaker 1: realized I'm not happy. I thought you meant the opposite, 230 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,720 Speaker 1: like you're so scared sitting in the basket that your 231 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:11,520 Speaker 1: partner is like, you're so lame. I can't I can't 232 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:15,200 Speaker 1: put up with you anymore. Well, this is after a 233 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:19,640 Speaker 1: long history of being a very irritatingly right, and they're like, 234 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 1: this is a flat person. Yeah, yeah, less strong in 235 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 1: this basket. Yeah. Oh. And then user Nick Noltree said 236 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:33,640 Speaker 1: at the shooting range, oh, points, they will have a weapon. Honey, 237 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,920 Speaker 1: this ain't working out. You know what is working out. 238 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:42,120 Speaker 1: It's start running. If you're going to run for me, 239 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,560 Speaker 1: you better keep running. Found a new target to practice film. 240 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,880 Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, automatically shooting range to southern. 241 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,640 Speaker 1: But then what I also I realized is that I 242 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:56,200 Speaker 1: automatically started each one of those breakup bits with honey, 243 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,080 Speaker 1: I love, I need to break up with you. If 244 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,720 Speaker 1: you leave the pet names out, probably well and you 245 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,480 Speaker 1: don't feel like column on that all right, so you don't. 246 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:09,360 Speaker 1: Maybe that's for it. Maybe that's Victorian era. My dearest love, 247 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,720 Speaker 1: it has come to my attention that over the times 248 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,840 Speaker 1: we have spent together, it's come to my attention and 249 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:22,640 Speaker 1: I don't love you, Austin. All right, this seems like 250 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 1: a good place for us to take a break and 251 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,400 Speaker 1: we'll come back. Take a break. Are you breaking up? 252 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,760 Speaker 1: We're just taking a commercial break. It's a brief commercial 253 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back after this and we're back, 254 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,640 Speaker 1: all right. Well, you know, a breakup place is certainly 255 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,800 Speaker 1: bad enough. But what about this question? Was what was 256 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:53,680 Speaker 1: your most horrible or ridiculous post breakup reaction? Oh and 257 00:14:54,320 --> 00:15:00,560 Speaker 1: this user x forever endeavor x endeavor not end ever, 258 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:06,880 Speaker 1: but endeavor get it forever, endeavor forever. If you read it, 259 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,160 Speaker 1: use your names are just like the whole other letters 260 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,400 Speaker 1: that make no sense. Well, this person said, I have 261 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: a nervous laugh whenever I'm in a horrible, awkward, sad, depressing, 262 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,640 Speaker 1: or serious situation. I just laughed lightly. Imagine being in 263 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,520 Speaker 1: her shoes as she's holding back tears and that she's 264 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,960 Speaker 1: sorry but she's breaking up with her boyfriend of two years, 265 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 1: while the boyfriend in question is just lightly laughing. She 266 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,360 Speaker 1: did not like this. No, I would not think that 267 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 1: would be very funny. I know, what if you're nervous? 268 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 1: Laugh was like a villainous laugh. No, no, babe, I'm 269 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:51,280 Speaker 1: genuinely heartbroken. Rule god, you have an evil Well yeah, 270 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: so why are all these people getting damped? That's always 271 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,000 Speaker 1: the question that though, you know, there's sometimes a good 272 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,400 Speaker 1: reason and sometimes not so much. So the next question 273 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,160 Speaker 1: we're going to tackle is what's the most ridiculous reason 274 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:07,720 Speaker 1: that you have been dumped? Uh? And user I am 275 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 1: Cocoa Nuts said my exes cat was named Ben. The 276 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 1: girl I was dating's cat was named Bundle. Name for 277 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,440 Speaker 1: cat also Ben. Kind of boring name for a cat, 278 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,640 Speaker 1: kind of a funny name for a cat. I can't decide. No, 279 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,560 Speaker 1: I think I I kind of love a cat with 280 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:29,280 Speaker 1: a human name. It's so dignified. Yeah, this is Gregory, 281 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:36,840 Speaker 1: Like my name is Lawrence. O. My cat Jessica. I mean, right, 282 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,080 Speaker 1: would you not be like, yes, that's a cat that's 283 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,960 Speaker 1: pretty good. Alright, alright, I'm sold on Ben. Alright. So 284 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,480 Speaker 1: the cat's name is Ben, the exes cat's name is Ben. 285 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: The current girlfriend's name cat's name is Bundles. And the 286 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,720 Speaker 1: user says, one day I called Bundles Ben and she 287 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,560 Speaker 1: asked me what I just called her cat, and I 288 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,920 Speaker 1: thought about it and I remembered that was my exes 289 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 1: cat's name. So I laughed and told her and she 290 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:03,840 Speaker 1: was super unimpressed broke up with me the next day. 291 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,520 Speaker 1: That's a little far. It's a little far to like 292 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,280 Speaker 1: call your ex's name out during sex or something like 293 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,960 Speaker 1: the exes cat's names. Like, I know, I still call 294 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:18,720 Speaker 1: you my childhood dog milows. Sometimes you know, like it's 295 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,800 Speaker 1: just no, but you know what I'm talking about. Sometimes 296 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,400 Speaker 1: those names just get shuffled up in your brain. Right 297 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,040 Speaker 1: You're just like, who's annoying me right now? But people, 298 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,520 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I feel like there's some insecurity 299 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,200 Speaker 1: here to begin with, but people are also very uh 300 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:36,200 Speaker 1: intense about their cats. That's True's like that was insulting 301 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,280 Speaker 1: to Bundles. How dare you? I don't need some trashy 302 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 1: as cat's name flipping around my Bundles. Bundles has an 303 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,119 Speaker 1: identity crisis now, thank you very much. Yeah, maybe it 304 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,720 Speaker 1: didn't even matter that was the exes cat. Maybe it's 305 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:52,240 Speaker 1: just any wrong name. Bundles had an issue, Like, Bundles, 306 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,920 Speaker 1: is that therapy right now on the couch? Like, who 307 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:59,360 Speaker 1: even am I I want to name a cat erin 308 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,720 Speaker 1: purse Aaron pur Sir, Do I to say the whole 309 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:05,480 Speaker 1: thing every time? Otherwise it's not respectful. Yeah, okay, it's 310 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,879 Speaker 1: all right. I like it. I love Aaron per p 311 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,679 Speaker 1: the sir. It just puts me in Hamilton's and I'm like, 312 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,480 Speaker 1: you know what you'd become. You switch from a cat 313 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:20,200 Speaker 1: person in my mind to a musical theater person, and 314 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 1: that's a that's a big downgrade. And I say that 315 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,480 Speaker 1: as a musical theater person. Dang. I feel like there's 316 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,919 Speaker 1: a lot of crossover between cat people and have you 317 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:34,200 Speaker 1: seen cats as a whole crossover culture? All right? This 318 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 1: one is I love this. This is from user hot 319 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:40,760 Speaker 1: in It, who quoted their breakup saying I love you 320 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,720 Speaker 1: so much and I want to spend the rest of 321 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,320 Speaker 1: my life with you. We have to break up. If 322 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:47,720 Speaker 1: it's really meant to be, then we'll end up together 323 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,399 Speaker 1: again like they do in the movies. This is someone 324 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,159 Speaker 1: who can't separate fiction from reality, right right, Like everything 325 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:59,520 Speaker 1: is going so great that it must be meant to be. 326 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,560 Speaker 1: We better to break up and then I'll see if 327 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 1: you come back to me. That proves that we're like 328 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,400 Speaker 1: a rom calm. What's the rom calm where that happens? 329 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 1: You know better than I do. They like break up 330 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,320 Speaker 1: and get back together. It's most of them, right, yeah, 331 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: notting Hill's the one I'm thinking of, because I'm like, 332 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,800 Speaker 1: you know, this person really wants the I'm running through 333 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,720 Speaker 1: the airport to get you vibes, or like I'm gonna 334 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,040 Speaker 1: humiliate myself in front of a crowd and tell everyone 335 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,119 Speaker 1: how much I love you and I was wrong or whatever. 336 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,520 Speaker 1: You know, they want that big grand gesture. If we 337 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 1: don't live the Ross and Rachel experience, then how can 338 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,720 Speaker 1: we have a love as strong as the Ross and Rachel? 339 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: Can I say that if I lived the Ross and 340 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:38,920 Speaker 1: Rachel experience that I would murder There's no way I 341 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 1: would break up and get back together with the same person. 342 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,879 Speaker 1: How many times I'll be like, you know, what is no, 343 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,919 Speaker 1: absolutely not. I don't like roller coasters. I don't like 344 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 1: this roller coaster te Shame on me, break up with 345 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:55,239 Speaker 1: me three times? Shame on both of us, honestly, But 346 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 1: what if? What if? What if it's not Nodding Hill 347 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 1: and it's like, you know, like my love you're perfect 348 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,200 Speaker 1: in my life is perfect with you. But how can 349 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,119 Speaker 1: we really know this is forever unless we put it 350 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,639 Speaker 1: to the test, like I I think, I think to 351 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:13,040 Speaker 1: really prove that our love is pure, you know, we 352 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,399 Speaker 1: need you need to move to the West Coast and 353 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,040 Speaker 1: have an office Christmas party, and it needs to get 354 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,879 Speaker 1: infiltrated by German terrorists and they need to blow up 355 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,600 Speaker 1: half the building. And then I need to come and 356 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,439 Speaker 1: take out those terrorists one by one until I finally 357 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,320 Speaker 1: rescue you from a hostage situation by pushing Alan rick 358 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:32,480 Speaker 1: Been out a window like that. Then we'll know this 359 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,480 Speaker 1: is real. If I don't see that happen, I will 360 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,159 Speaker 1: never know for sure if we're supposed to be together. 361 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,199 Speaker 1: How can we have a John McClay and Holly Gennaro 362 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 1: type romance if we don't live the McClain Gennaro experience 363 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,760 Speaker 1: exactly exactly exactly the same. In fact, I'm going to 364 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:54,399 Speaker 1: get a perm right now, and some should wait wait wait, wait, wait, 365 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,560 Speaker 1: slow down. Now. I was okay with the terrorists, but 366 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,760 Speaker 1: I draw the line that shoulder pads don't bring it back. 367 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,320 Speaker 1: Or how about babe, We've been together for a long time, 368 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:09,000 Speaker 1: we have a beautiful daughter together. But I need to 369 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,679 Speaker 1: know that this is the real thing, sure, and the 370 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,000 Speaker 1: only way that I can do that whatever, Go to 371 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,280 Speaker 1: China learn the art of kung fu from the Great 372 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,560 Speaker 1: Master Hi may. Spent a few years hunting you and 373 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,600 Speaker 1: your minions down, and if I performed the five point 374 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 1: palm exploding Hart trick on you, honestly, you'd probably be 375 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 1: better off without me. If I'm doing this for you, well, 376 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,280 Speaker 1: I suppose I would be better off without you if 377 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,240 Speaker 1: you made your life mission to kill me, kill me 378 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,960 Speaker 1: literally succeeded. Honey, I know you and I want to 379 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,080 Speaker 1: spend the rest of our lives together. That's why I 380 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:43,080 Speaker 1: need to clone a park full of dinosaurs and let 381 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:47,920 Speaker 1: them escape. Because if we don't live the Dr Grant, Dr. 382 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,840 Speaker 1: Sadler experience, how can we know we have a love 383 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,120 Speaker 1: as strongest thing. I've got to see you tie your 384 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:57,240 Speaker 1: seatbelt together one time. If we get eaten by dinosaurs, 385 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,560 Speaker 1: will know is was never going to work out exactly 386 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:06,080 Speaker 1: exactly A mystery, Saul, Right, sweetheart, ourted love is strong. 387 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 1: It seems like nothing could destroy it. But could it 388 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:15,520 Speaker 1: withstand the fires of Mount Doom? From whence it came? 389 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:21,240 Speaker 1: I had to gather a fellowship and spake a dirty. Yes, yes, truly, 390 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:25,600 Speaker 1: all the Evelyn malice was poured into that right to them, 391 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,720 Speaker 1: you have to carry me up the mountain and then 392 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,159 Speaker 1: throw me in the ring. If I carried you up 393 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,000 Speaker 1: a mountain, I would throw you in. I know you would. 394 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:40,520 Speaker 1: You could walk. Another ridiculous reason for being dumped came 395 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,760 Speaker 1: from Emerald Glimmer. This was a girl who did not 396 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,439 Speaker 1: get along with her boyfriend's parents, and they were on 397 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,520 Speaker 1: the phone one night and she told him, you shouldn't 398 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,160 Speaker 1: have to choose between me and your parents. I mean, yeah, 399 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,400 Speaker 1: you can't. I mean, you can't your parents, right, It's 400 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,920 Speaker 1: pretty difficult to get rid of them. Yeah, I mean 401 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: some people are, definitely, but you shouldn't have to. You 402 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,639 Speaker 1: shouldn't have to do that. If you like them and 403 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:09,000 Speaker 1: you want him in your life, you shouldn't have significant 404 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:13,200 Speaker 1: other or whatever totally. And then she says, the conversation 405 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:17,320 Speaker 1: continued and we decided to break up, but I stayed friends. 406 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,280 Speaker 1: Something like ten years later, we were talking online when 407 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,080 Speaker 1: the subject of our breakup came up. It turned out 408 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,399 Speaker 1: that he thought I had said you should have to 409 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,360 Speaker 1: choose between me and your parents, and decided he wasn't 410 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,439 Speaker 1: going to do that I would never give someone that 411 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:38,240 Speaker 1: kind of ultimatum. That would be ridiculous. True. It blew 412 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,840 Speaker 1: my mind that a single misunderstood word caused us to 413 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,040 Speaker 1: break up and we did not realize it for ten years. 414 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,199 Speaker 1: What First of all, why would you not ask for 415 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,720 Speaker 1: some clarification? Right? How did that conversation not wrap around 416 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,840 Speaker 1: to Wow, you really think that I should choose between 417 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:59,800 Speaker 1: you and my parents? I said, shouldn't. Oh, thank goodness, 418 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,480 Speaker 1: we'd break up over that, because then it could have 419 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,359 Speaker 1: been a decade before we learned the truth. You know. 420 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:11,080 Speaker 1: Also enunciation this key, folks, we need more lessons in right, 421 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,920 Speaker 1: you know, tip of the tongue of the top of 422 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,199 Speaker 1: the team. They also, I mean, I've always you know, 423 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,280 Speaker 1: I'm one of the few who still appreciate a phone call. 424 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,399 Speaker 1: But this is something that wouldn't have happened over text 425 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,520 Speaker 1: unless it was like an auto correct, and then she 426 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,520 Speaker 1: probably would have corrected it right, because you could see 427 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 1: right there that the misunderstanding was barreling towards I mean, 428 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,720 Speaker 1: I have misread things before, but that's a big misread. 429 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,680 Speaker 1: I want to break up with you over this text 430 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,359 Speaker 1: that I casually glanced at and didn't go back and 431 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,879 Speaker 1: read a second time, but did not bother to clarify. 432 00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,360 Speaker 1: That's what I'm like. Maybe it was like, I mean, 433 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,639 Speaker 1: I'm fine with it, like it's fine, you know, like 434 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,879 Speaker 1: nobody was really trying to hold onto it, because I 435 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,800 Speaker 1: feel like they would have talked it if they were 436 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:54,159 Speaker 1: trying to keep together. But I don't know, Well, what 437 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,040 Speaker 1: kind of world might they be living in now they've 438 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:01,680 Speaker 1: just been clear oh new, Yeah, they might be taking 439 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,960 Speaker 1: a magic carpet ride. That's right. They might be time 440 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,960 Speaker 1: travel art thieves. We don't know. All right, all this 441 00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:11,840 Speaker 1: talk about breaks, I want to take one. Let's break 442 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,919 Speaker 1: up this episode with a commercial. Sometimes those kinds of 443 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:22,760 Speaker 1: breakups are healthy, healthy, Welcome back to the show. Everybody Well. 444 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:27,600 Speaker 1: User Ellie three eighteen said my ex dumped me because 445 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,760 Speaker 1: he had a dream that I cheated on him, And 446 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,560 Speaker 1: I just got to say, this is real. Sorry, I 447 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,840 Speaker 1: get this. I mean I wouldn't I wouldn't dump somebody, 448 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,359 Speaker 1: But I have woken up and been like, I can't. 449 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,480 Speaker 1: I know that I shouldn't be angry at you right now, 450 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,480 Speaker 1: but I can't stop. I can't make it go away 451 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 1: because you were so mean to me in my dream 452 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,679 Speaker 1: or you did something so rude, and you've I've had 453 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,520 Speaker 1: dreams of this is not this is not how I 454 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,520 Speaker 1: think of you. This is just like fun fantasies my 455 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,760 Speaker 1: brain are having. But I have had dreams where you 456 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:04,240 Speaker 1: are so dismissive and cold, and You're not a dismissive 457 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,680 Speaker 1: or cold person. No, not at all. Just like wake 458 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,359 Speaker 1: up and I'm like, I can't believe she spoke to 459 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,240 Speaker 1: me like that, and like I usually wake up before you, 460 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,440 Speaker 1: and I'll be lying there like God, I need to 461 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,520 Speaker 1: get rid of this feeling before she wakes up, because 462 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,320 Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to her right now. I 463 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,520 Speaker 1: remember one day I did wake up and I'm just 464 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,919 Speaker 1: really mad. I'm just so irritated you right now for 465 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: something you did in my dream. I need a minute 466 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,919 Speaker 1: and you would tell me what I did. And I'm like, 467 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,359 Speaker 1: I I don't remember my dreams, so I don't have 468 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,439 Speaker 1: a case of being mad at you. I'm looking at 469 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,800 Speaker 1: I write down my dreams sometimes because I forget him quickly. 470 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,480 Speaker 1: I can't find one, but there is one here where um, 471 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,960 Speaker 1: I thought my intestines were falling out and I asked 472 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,720 Speaker 1: you to drive me to the hospital, and you were 473 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,719 Speaker 1: like well, I can't because the car is a stick shift. 474 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,600 Speaker 1: And in my dream we had my old Ford Ranger 475 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,320 Speaker 1: truck and you were like, you're going to have to drive, 476 00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,440 Speaker 1: I'll go with you. Like, oh my god, so I'd 477 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,679 Speaker 1: like hold my in destines in well, I was driving 478 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:12,119 Speaker 1: myself to the hospital. Amazing that your brain knew that 479 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:16,480 Speaker 1: an ambulance is just to ex out of the question. 480 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,359 Speaker 1: We both neither of us even came up with the idea, 481 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:24,159 Speaker 1: and you're like, we gotta drive ourselves. Hang out, y'all. 482 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,000 Speaker 1: This one from lint rules. I can't. I can't even 483 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,919 Speaker 1: read you the post. We have to we have to 484 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,600 Speaker 1: take you there, we have to, we have to show 485 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,159 Speaker 1: it to you. So so imagine that you're you're in 486 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,520 Speaker 1: a house. There's a couple. They've been together for a 487 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,040 Speaker 1: long time. They love each other very much, but they're 488 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:47,080 Speaker 1: they're they're coming to the end of their relationship. By babe, 489 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:51,080 Speaker 1: I love you too, but I'm sorry. There's just there's 490 00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:54,240 Speaker 1: just something that's really hurting me. And no matter how 491 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:58,000 Speaker 1: close we are, no matter how long we're together, it's 492 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,880 Speaker 1: not something I'm going to be able to get over. 493 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,840 Speaker 1: But maybe it must be something we can get past. 494 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,400 Speaker 1: I'm willing to put the work in. We can fix this. 495 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,879 Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just I think it's one of 496 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,439 Speaker 1: those things that just make two people just incompatible. Like 497 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,680 Speaker 1: I've tried to move past it, but it's also something 498 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 1: that I can't ask you to change about yourself because 499 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,200 Speaker 1: I would forever know that I was causing you to 500 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:26,080 Speaker 1: be disingenuous, that you would be lying for me, and 501 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,600 Speaker 1: that's not something I can put you through. Well, at 502 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:34,199 Speaker 1: least tell me what it is. Well, Jessica, it's just 503 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:39,239 Speaker 1: that your car headlights don't automatically turn on when you 504 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:44,400 Speaker 1: turn your car on. I'm sorry, what that's what she said. 505 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 1: She said her boyfriend broke up with her because her 506 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,760 Speaker 1: car headlights did not come on automatically when she turned 507 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 1: her car on. He's like, you got a poverty carters 508 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: very basic feature. Yeah, our associates what one she did 509 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,440 Speaker 1: say in the post. I'm assuming that he had other reasons, 510 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,440 Speaker 1: but this is what he told me, and I love 511 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 1: laughing my ass off about it. Okay, well, this has 512 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,120 Speaker 1: a sense of humor. I mean, how could you not 513 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,920 Speaker 1: That's the most absurd thing I ever heard. If you 514 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,760 Speaker 1: told me that today, after five years of marriage, of 515 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,200 Speaker 1: being together for nearly two decades. If you came to 516 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 1: me and we're like, I gotta leave you because you 517 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:40,160 Speaker 1: know the seatbelt light, it really bothers me. Even then, 518 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,480 Speaker 1: I would just laugh about that. For the rest of me, 519 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,040 Speaker 1: I think, yeah, well, and it's such a dumb He 520 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,280 Speaker 1: must have had another reason. He met somebody else or something, 521 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,080 Speaker 1: and he's like, let me think of something that wried 522 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:58,840 Speaker 1: or feeling. Well, it didn't definitely if he left her 523 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,040 Speaker 1: with a laugh, that's true. And she got to participate 524 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,080 Speaker 1: in this read at thread brought her a lot of 525 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,920 Speaker 1: joy or something, And now she's on the world's most 526 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:10,520 Speaker 1: famous podcast about romance. Look what he did for you 527 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,280 Speaker 1: soon to be soon to be the most famous podcast 528 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,960 Speaker 1: in the world for romance. Getting there, tell tell Us, 529 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,320 Speaker 1: tells us uncles and aunts, don't start him with this episode. 530 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,120 Speaker 1: One day, I'd like to do survey and be like, 531 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 1: how many of our listeners are uncles and aunts? Other listeners? 532 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:33,520 Speaker 1: Other listeners, Yeah, yeah, start him on. You know Taisu 533 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,920 Speaker 1: and Metalick or or Jackie sure, yeah, well Rachel and 534 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,360 Speaker 1: Jackie Robinson. That's a great one. Uh, this is this 535 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 1: is we're trying to here Oh, such a good episode 536 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,280 Speaker 1: this one. You know. Hey, we're all here, we're all 537 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,440 Speaker 1: having we're just laughing. We're having a good time here. 538 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,080 Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, I'm gonna go ahead and 539 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,400 Speaker 1: spill the news for you, y'all. We're doing this episode 540 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 1: because we're deep in research on some really cool biographies, 541 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,120 Speaker 1: so that's coming to you right now. But we just 542 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,960 Speaker 1: wanted to have some fun today. Yeah, we're talking about 543 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,160 Speaker 1: Vaudeville next. And oh my god, so here we go, 544 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 1: speaking of a good time. Uh, Jamie K four D 545 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:17,920 Speaker 1: D eight A four four one. We don't have to 546 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,040 Speaker 1: read all chase extra letters. Jam was like, this is 547 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,040 Speaker 1: a throwaway account and I'm just going to keep taking 548 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,280 Speaker 1: until it says I'm done with the user name. Anyway, 549 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,200 Speaker 1: she said she wanted to break up with her boyfriend, 550 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:33,880 Speaker 1: so she asked him to meet her at Starbucks. Nice neutral, Yeah, 551 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,720 Speaker 1: yeah that makes sense, not too not a fancy place 552 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,600 Speaker 1: or anything. Hopefully, she knew this was going to be 553 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 1: a pretty steady, stable breakup, not like a lot of 554 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:47,400 Speaker 1: tears or anything. Right. Well yeah, well itt um, So 555 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,000 Speaker 1: they decided to take a walk together instead of going inside. 556 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,400 Speaker 1: But quote, we got back from our breakup walk and 557 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,400 Speaker 1: a woman was putting a boot on his car. Not 558 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,560 Speaker 1: only did he get dumped, but he had to pay 559 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,840 Speaker 1: a one hundred and forty And I gotta say, for 560 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,640 Speaker 1: a second, I read this and I was like, should 561 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,160 Speaker 1: she have paid that ticket for him? Just to be kind? 562 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,720 Speaker 1: And then I was like, no, no no, no, you don't 563 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,760 Speaker 1: owe anyone anything when you break up with that. I know, 564 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,560 Speaker 1: but that does suck. It does suck. Though. He's like, 565 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,959 Speaker 1: I should have looked at that fucking sign and all 566 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,040 Speaker 1: the signs that came before this she was going to 567 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,880 Speaker 1: break up, didn't read a lot of signs. Got to 568 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,200 Speaker 1: get better at signs that. Oh, I'm just trying to 569 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,480 Speaker 1: imagine what this guy's The rest of this guy's day 570 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,040 Speaker 1: was like, just because that doesn't there's no weight stops there. No, 571 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,280 Speaker 1: he's having He's like having a day like everything bad happened. 572 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,320 Speaker 1: Flat tire on the way home, dog dog shit in 573 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,760 Speaker 1: the house. Definitely, Definitely, he finds out the predator is 574 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,640 Speaker 1: hunting him. You know, it's just a really bad day. 575 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,760 Speaker 1: One of those days. One of those days. Can I 576 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,400 Speaker 1: tell you when I waited tables. I've worked at a 577 00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,800 Speaker 1: breakfast place, So it's like two pm or something, and 578 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,360 Speaker 1: we see, we all noted. All the servers are noticing 579 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,440 Speaker 1: that there's a table that's definitely breaking up, and you know, 580 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 1: they're like trying trying not to go over there too 581 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:13,240 Speaker 1: much because they're clearly like he's really upset and crying 582 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 1: a little, and like it was like real awkward, which, 583 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,400 Speaker 1: by the way, if you're being served, please don't break 584 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,320 Speaker 1: up at your table like the poor servers, Like I'm 585 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,360 Speaker 1: just trying to refill your coffee or something, or like 586 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,360 Speaker 1: drop the check. It's real awkward. But anyway, what really 587 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,280 Speaker 1: was so funny about it was that we all know 588 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,000 Speaker 1: what's happening. It's taking forever, and we're playing nineties music, 589 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,080 Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, Tony Braxton's Unbreak My Heart 590 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:41,400 Speaker 1: comes on, and I have never seen so many servers 591 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:47,120 Speaker 1: run to the radio to like, we need something else. 592 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,200 Speaker 1: What's a good song? That's what's a good breakup song? 593 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:58,040 Speaker 1: Put on why can't We be friends? Or I Will Survive? 594 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:05,160 Speaker 1: But we were racing that you don't need this, she 595 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:11,240 Speaker 1: don't need this. I didn't share my my most ridiculous breakup. 596 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,399 Speaker 1: It wasn't driving an hour and a half. No, Well, 597 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,040 Speaker 1: that was me doing it. But the most ridiculous time 598 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,200 Speaker 1: I was broken up with it was it was it 599 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,680 Speaker 1: was on office. I'll get too one of the details. 600 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,280 Speaker 1: She's a she's a friend of the show and a listener. 601 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:29,280 Speaker 1: She's gonna know, she will. We were we went to UM. 602 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,360 Speaker 1: We were just having a day driving around doing some stuff, 603 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,880 Speaker 1: and we went to Planet Smoothie. I don't even know 604 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,239 Speaker 1: if they have Planet Smoothie anymore, UM, but we got 605 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,400 Speaker 1: some smoothies. I got a blueberry something or other smoothie. 606 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,640 Speaker 1: I just remember the blueberries very specifically because we got 607 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,200 Speaker 1: back to my car and it was my my old 608 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,759 Speaker 1: We've talked about it before, my old BMW that I 609 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,600 Speaker 1: had UM and I and this again, this was an 610 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,560 Speaker 1: old car. I was doing everything I could to keep 611 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,680 Speaker 1: it nice because it was like, oh BMW, but it 612 00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:02,000 Speaker 1: was like a real cheaper but um, we were in 613 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,680 Speaker 1: the parking lot. We just got our smoothies and I 614 00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:08,080 Speaker 1: put mine down on the center console where the where 615 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,960 Speaker 1: the gear shift is. It's like it's a manual or 616 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,160 Speaker 1: it's not automatic, but it's got the you know, drive 617 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,839 Speaker 1: park whatever. And I put it down next to that, 618 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,680 Speaker 1: and she's, you know, the conversation comes up that we're 619 00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:22,280 Speaker 1: going to start breaking up now, and I like made 620 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:28,480 Speaker 1: some hand gesture and not the smoothie offer, and blueberry 621 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:33,279 Speaker 1: smoothie goes pouring into my car console, covering all, like 622 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,319 Speaker 1: all the electronics. It was awful where I'm like, I'm 623 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,520 Speaker 1: really sad and I'm lad I can't help but kind 624 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:44,640 Speaker 1: of laugh too, and then we both start laughing. Yes, 625 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,759 Speaker 1: my evil laugh came up. I think she had the 626 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,640 Speaker 1: evil laugh that day. I could see it. I could see, um, 627 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:58,760 Speaker 1: not only have I ruined relationship, but I've ruined your car. Oh, 628 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,839 Speaker 1: but we had a good time. It was we're dear 629 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,080 Speaker 1: friends now. We are dear friends now. We really have 630 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,759 Speaker 1: been ever since. It was not the worst breakup. It 631 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:13,160 Speaker 1: was long time coming, and um, you know it's fine. 632 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:17,560 Speaker 1: As I was definitely saddened, but also I was like, 633 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 1: you know that that voice in my brain was like, yeah, 634 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,160 Speaker 1: come on, let's yeah, this is this is a good friend, right, 635 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,440 Speaker 1: this is a great friend. Let's let's go on. I 636 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,239 Speaker 1: remember I dated a guy for like a month and 637 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,839 Speaker 1: a half or something. He was dating other people and 638 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,920 Speaker 1: I was not because I had just got out of 639 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,560 Speaker 1: my long relationship. We had to stay in the same 640 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,000 Speaker 1: house together for like a couple of months. Um. But anyway, 641 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,160 Speaker 1: we're on like a you know, we were together for 642 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,680 Speaker 1: like a month or something, and then I started seeing 643 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,959 Speaker 1: you for the first time. We dated for the first 644 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,000 Speaker 1: time because we had like about a month or two, 645 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,680 Speaker 1: and then we broke up for about a year and 646 00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,040 Speaker 1: then we get back together. But anyway, a true Ross 647 00:36:55,080 --> 00:37:04,760 Speaker 1: and Rachel story. Just kidding, but um, I remember, uh 648 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,440 Speaker 1: I told him. I guess I told him that I 649 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,239 Speaker 1: was going on a date with you or something like that, 650 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,319 Speaker 1: and he got really offended and upset that someone else. 651 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,759 Speaker 1: I'm very threatening. I know you are. You're some dating guy. Um. 652 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,279 Speaker 1: But I was like, well, I mean we're both seeing 653 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,880 Speaker 1: other people. You're still seeing that as a girl. And 654 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,160 Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, but it's different class. Oh is it different? 655 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,040 Speaker 1: So I was like, well, cool, I'll just see one 656 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:31,879 Speaker 1: person then and it won't be you. Lemon, squeezy, that's 657 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:35,439 Speaker 1: such a dick move. I know he was a nice guy, 658 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,080 Speaker 1: but I was just like, you have there's I don't know, 659 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,040 Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I know there's some 660 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,040 Speaker 1: dudes out there these days. And also at that time, 661 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:48,760 Speaker 1: who thought that, um, women vaginas conform to the penis 662 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:53,080 Speaker 1: that they sleep with the most. This is legit, not real. 663 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:57,480 Speaker 1: It's just a legit belief that some people have um that. Yeah, 664 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,000 Speaker 1: and if you sleep with too many guys, you're a vaginant. 665 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:04,480 Speaker 1: It doesn't recognize. It's like memory is all I guess well, 666 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,600 Speaker 1: and also vain memory. They believe that if you sleep 667 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:11,880 Speaker 1: with your your vagina actually makes their penis grow. So 668 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,280 Speaker 1: if you sleep with other people, you ruin the configuration 669 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,719 Speaker 1: in there and it causes the penis to not grow, 670 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:24,320 Speaker 1: so you're actually penalizing your your main penis penalizing your penis. 671 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,200 Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. And that's why I can't 672 00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,680 Speaker 1: put my mind to wrap my mind around. Fellas. Don't don't. 673 00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,600 Speaker 1: You just don't how it works. My god, it's just 674 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,040 Speaker 1: not how it works. I love this vaginal memory that 675 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,480 Speaker 1: you have sex with like two men and you come 676 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,479 Speaker 1: back to one and it's like, wait, what is this? 677 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,399 Speaker 1: Who are you? I can't make you grow? I don't 678 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:49,279 Speaker 1: know who you are. I gotta re establish my integrity now, 679 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,560 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, they're acting like it's like a divot. 680 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:56,120 Speaker 1: You put in a couch, you're sitting on it. For years. Yes, exactly. 681 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,880 Speaker 1: It's just a fundamental misunderstanding of how it all works. 682 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,400 Speaker 1: Company was like, maybe, yeah, some of that energy. I 683 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,200 Speaker 1: don't think he had that full belief, but maybe there 684 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,839 Speaker 1: was something going on in mean, like that where he's like, 685 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,520 Speaker 1: it's just wrong for you to be seeing someone else. 686 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,279 Speaker 1: It's okay for me to do it. And I know 687 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,120 Speaker 1: I said you could do it, but now that you're 688 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,680 Speaker 1: doing it, I don't like it. I mean, my my 689 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:24,000 Speaker 1: my thought is that in general, that ridiculous belief is 690 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:29,759 Speaker 1: merely a justification for men being possessive and jealous. You know. 691 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,480 Speaker 1: It's like, well, no, there's actually there's a scientific reason. 692 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,560 Speaker 1: It's not just because I'm a total loser who can't 693 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,279 Speaker 1: who who feels totally comfortable dating other people but would 694 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,480 Speaker 1: be really scared if you did. It's that they're science 695 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,839 Speaker 1: behind it. Actually, So it's a it's a total absurd justification, 696 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,719 Speaker 1: I think. So I don't know that he I mean, 697 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,239 Speaker 1: maybe he had some of that in his mind, but 698 00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:50,720 Speaker 1: at the end of the day, it was just because 699 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,359 Speaker 1: he was possessive and controlling and felt like he could 700 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,680 Speaker 1: do things that you weren't allowed to do because he 701 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,000 Speaker 1: was the one who was allowed to say so, well, 702 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,920 Speaker 1: I think too. I thought this just might be an 703 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,640 Speaker 1: ego thing, but I thought that maybe he felt like 704 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,680 Speaker 1: he did want to get serious with me, so he 705 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,840 Speaker 1: was like gonna break up with this other person and 706 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,400 Speaker 1: like have a moment with me where he's like, I 707 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,640 Speaker 1: choose you or something, you know what I mean. Like 708 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,880 Speaker 1: it was like a flattering thing, which it is flattering, 709 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,360 Speaker 1: I guess to be you know, picked or whatever. But 710 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,799 Speaker 1: I was just like, I don't you know again, I 711 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,680 Speaker 1: had just got I was very clear that I had 712 00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,600 Speaker 1: just gotten out of a long relationship and I was 713 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,120 Speaker 1: not looking for another one, and I was like trying 714 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,040 Speaker 1: to casually date for the first time in my life. 715 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,759 Speaker 1: I just see what I actually liked and anyway, So 716 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,200 Speaker 1: I was just kind of it was just one of 717 00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:37,440 Speaker 1: those things where I was like, I don't need to 718 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,399 Speaker 1: spend any more time on this, Like I really feel 719 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,879 Speaker 1: like it would be real if that is what you want, 720 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,960 Speaker 1: It would be mean to you to keep dating you 721 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,680 Speaker 1: because that's not what I want. And if that's not 722 00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,000 Speaker 1: what you want and you're just a controlling, possessive person, 723 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,279 Speaker 1: well I definitely don't want that. I already know that 724 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,759 Speaker 1: for sure, So you know me as well, nip this 725 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,480 Speaker 1: in the butt. You're telling me you made the mature 726 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:04,560 Speaker 1: and reasonable decision, and he was being a little whiney 727 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:08,520 Speaker 1: baby a little bit, just a little bit. Well it 728 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,839 Speaker 1: worked out, and I'm glad you kept that casual dating 729 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,799 Speaker 1: up with me. And then we got married. Casting well, 730 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,520 Speaker 1: I think I can't remember if we've told this story. 731 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,719 Speaker 1: If we have, it's been a long time. Um, but 732 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,680 Speaker 1: we we did. We dated for a couple of months. 733 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,879 Speaker 1: We had both just gotten out of very serious relationships, 734 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,319 Speaker 1: and we decided after a couple of months that it 735 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,279 Speaker 1: wasn't working out, we were going to separate for a 736 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,760 Speaker 1: little while. I'm glossing over some details, but general idea 737 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,479 Speaker 1: is that we separated. We were like, you know, let's 738 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,520 Speaker 1: in fact, I said specifically, I know I've never casually dated, 739 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,960 Speaker 1: and I want to do that before I get into 740 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,239 Speaker 1: another long term thing. So we we separated. We broke 741 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:53,040 Speaker 1: up for a year. You said, and you you dated 742 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,759 Speaker 1: how many other guys? Like three? Like three? Yea? And 743 00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:01,680 Speaker 1: I dated how many other girls? Um? None? It was zero, 744 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,920 Speaker 1: zero was the number. But you could have I could have, 745 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:09,279 Speaker 1: And I chickened out on one date, um, and then um, 746 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,120 Speaker 1: and then we got back together. I like to think 747 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,880 Speaker 1: it's just because you knew you could do no better 748 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,880 Speaker 1: than this. Yeah, well either either a compliment to me. 749 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:21,080 Speaker 1: I can't decide. Clearly I could do no better than you. 750 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,160 Speaker 1: So here we are. I think there might be an 751 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:28,399 Speaker 1: insult to both of us. No, actually what am I doing? So? 752 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,279 Speaker 1: You know, boy, the Internet what a place people could 753 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,399 Speaker 1: just spill their guts. And who knows, maybe they're making 754 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,879 Speaker 1: this ship up. I'm sure there's lots of made up stories. Yeah, 755 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,120 Speaker 1: certainly exaggerated because of course you're going for the up votes, 756 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,840 Speaker 1: as it is on Reddit. But and you're only getting 757 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:48,000 Speaker 1: one side of the story. Well that's a thing. Sometimes 758 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,280 Speaker 1: people be up in here like oh everything was fine 759 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,520 Speaker 1: and then suddenly she was mean, and oh is everything fine? 760 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:59,120 Speaker 1: Or were you just not paying attention to some signals? Right? Right? Exactly? 761 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:03,320 Speaker 1: But uh, but you know, some some certainly absurd stories 762 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,600 Speaker 1: just from from the common man, you know, not not 763 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:11,359 Speaker 1: these not not not like those uh those big name 764 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,640 Speaker 1: news media centric stories of the guy who sucked his car, 765 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,840 Speaker 1: you know exactly, just the common folks like you and me, 766 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,040 Speaker 1: regular people out here, and regular lives haven't weird asks 767 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,080 Speaker 1: man's stories. I'm glad we could dip into it. And 768 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:30,400 Speaker 1: what I want more than anything in this world in 769 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,640 Speaker 1: my life right now at all, is for you all 770 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:37,719 Speaker 1: to please please send us your most absurd breakup you've 771 00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,520 Speaker 1: ever had, whether you were one side or the other, 772 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,640 Speaker 1: or maybe you've just witnessed it. Sometimes people are just 773 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,000 Speaker 1: like I would like you said in the restaurant, I 774 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,399 Speaker 1: watched a break up, give me the give me that juice. 775 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,640 Speaker 1: I need it. I need it, and we will share 776 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,480 Speaker 1: it on the show because these are great stories. These 777 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,480 Speaker 1: are always great stories, and they usually are. I mean 778 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,440 Speaker 1: sometimes they're sad, I guess, but yeah, send us your 779 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,560 Speaker 1: sad stories. We'll take them. Well, we'll put some dramatic 780 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,600 Speaker 1: music behind him totally. I do a dramatic reading. Yeah, 781 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:08,520 Speaker 1: absolutely here so you can relive your sad home. That's 782 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,920 Speaker 1: what we look for in a podcast. But we do 783 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,319 Speaker 1: all want comedians to reinterpret our sad moments for us, 784 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,799 Speaker 1: put them into a ridiculous context, and that's what we're 785 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,160 Speaker 1: all about. So please shoot us an email let's know 786 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,960 Speaker 1: what you thought of this little episode. Again, thanks for 787 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,160 Speaker 1: tuning in for this totally off our usual kind of style. Um, 788 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,520 Speaker 1: but we are working hard on some really cool biographical 789 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,239 Speaker 1: episodes that we got coming up for you all. We're 790 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,239 Speaker 1: excited to get to those. But I hope you all 791 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,319 Speaker 1: enjoyed this and had some fun laugh with us. Yeah, 792 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,560 Speaker 1: and I cannot wait to hear your stories because I'm 793 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,200 Speaker 1: sure there's some good ones down there. And Ridiculous Romance 794 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:49,399 Speaker 1: ridiculous ro fans roans anyway, send us an email ridic 795 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,880 Speaker 1: Romance at gmail dot com, it's right, or find us 796 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,120 Speaker 1: on Twitter and Instagram. 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