WEBVTT - Awkward Tuesday: Theories We Don't Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you that after we're done with the awkward

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday phone call. Today, I do want to go have

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<v Speaker 1>drinks with a woman that was on the phone with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, sounds like a good time. She does.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna find out why here with a brand new episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for finding the Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>second Date update. Yeah, we think you're really going to

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy today. But first comments, Jules said, I'm fourteen and

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<v Speaker 1>I love listening to the second date update while I'm

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<v Speaker 1>cleaning cars. Oh you miss the spot they're jewels? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I just builed coffee in mine today.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you come?

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<v Speaker 3>No, take care of that after me inside?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably just the outside.

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<v Speaker 1>She's getting a driveway.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Your brand new episode starts right now. It's awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I recently asked Brook,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the latest tally on your list of best friends?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it seems to just be forever growing, just keep

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<v Speaker 2>adding them on. How many are we at now? Brooke?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I have like nine best friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, so jose and I made the lists right, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you have the list. I feel like I don't believe

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<v Speaker 2>you now any eye.

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<v Speaker 4>Contact with us?

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<v Speaker 1>First names I thought of.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm just work. I'm curious. Is it ever hard

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<v Speaker 2>to do things with one of your best friends or

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<v Speaker 2>just a small group of them and exclude some of

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<v Speaker 2>the others? Does that feel bad?

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<v Speaker 1>They're all from different parts of my life, so they

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<v Speaker 1>don't necessarily overlap.

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<v Speaker 2>So no, you don't feel bad. That's all you have.

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<v Speaker 2>She keeps them where she wants them all. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just saying it doesn't feel good to be excluded. And

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<v Speaker 2>one of our listeners, Joe, is on the line right

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<v Speaker 2>now because he's feeling hurt after he got left off

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<v Speaker 2>of the guest list. Joe, welcome to the show man.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, you're not my best friend who I forgot their name?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Okay, okay, don't worry. She will forget your name

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<v Speaker 2>in five minutes from now, so just give it a

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<v Speaker 2>little time. But tell us who hurt your feelings and

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<v Speaker 2>didn't invite you?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, so this is my best friend Monica. Monica and

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<v Speaker 5>I have been friends since college and there's never been

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<v Speaker 5>anything romantic between the two of us. It's totally platonic.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, that's different than Brook and her best friends.

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<v Speaker 2>But keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I have best guy friends, but I did

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<v Speaker 1>date them previously, not a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 2>And the girls from college, you know that was a

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<v Speaker 2>gray area. But that's fine, sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever, okay, but you get feelings mixed up, that's easy

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<v Speaker 1>to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, but you and Monica ever since college, it sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like Joe just totally like besties. No mixed feelings in there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and like something else about both of us is

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<v Speaker 5>that we're both birthday people.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you have birthdays. I also have a birthday. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Birthday people who do it all?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a week?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you do the decorations and the fun and the party.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotcha? So is the event that was happening that was

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<v Speaker 2>at a birthday event?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? So every year on her birthday we make plans

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<v Speaker 5>to talk or like grab lunch. I'll bring her balloons.

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<v Speaker 2>So nice.

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<v Speaker 5>We always do something on her birthday. But last week

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<v Speaker 5>I called her and I couldn't reach her. But she

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<v Speaker 5>called me the next day to say, oh, yeah, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>but some of my other friends threw me a surprise party.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's where we are. That kind of hurts.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, especially because I was like, what other friends? And

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<v Speaker 5>she named a couple of her girlfriends that I know,

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<v Speaker 5>So I was like, how did I not get invited to?

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<v Speaker 2>This is weird?

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<v Speaker 1>I will say though, maybe on the girlfriend's part, the

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<v Speaker 1>person who hosted it, they just don't think of guys.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought of that too, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>so was this like a girl's thing? And Monica was like, no,

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<v Speaker 5>there were guys there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, oh the cool guys at this part?

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<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, don't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was the hot guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that won't hurt feelings.

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<v Speaker 5>So I actually hit up one of the other girls

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<v Speaker 5>that hosted it, and I was like, hey, I just

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<v Speaker 5>want to know, like why I wasn't invited? Like is

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<v Speaker 5>everything okay? And she was really elusive about it, like

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<v Speaker 5>it was just one word text responses like oops and

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<v Speaker 5>that was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh one word responses feel so weird?

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<v Speaker 6>No apology?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, oh my god, we forgot.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you think that they would say that to you?

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<v Speaker 5>So I have one theory and I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, kind of buddy. I hate this I made

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<v Speaker 2>up in my brain. Okay, what's this theory?

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<v Speaker 5>Monica has an ex boyfriend named Damien. Okay, and they've

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<v Speaker 5>been on again, off again, and I don't think he's

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<v Speaker 5>good for her. I really you don't like him. He's

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<v Speaker 5>been unfaithful to her before. So I can totally imagine

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<v Speaker 5>Monica being like, I'm back with Damian. Damien should be here.

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<v Speaker 5>But if Damian's there, Joe should not be.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you sometimes just got to keep your mouth

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<v Speaker 1>shut when it comes to bad relationships. Your friends are

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<v Speaker 1>in you know.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't do that though, because Danmian cheated on Monica,

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<v Speaker 5>Like that's an unforgivable thing morals.

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<v Speaker 2>Man sounds like Monica likes to be cheated on a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. Sometimes it's a fun game.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody likes it. J Cycle that you find yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't like the cheating part, but they like the

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<v Speaker 2>drama of Like I kind of like being tossed back

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<v Speaker 2>and forth. I don't think that's it. Yeah, okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean listen, Joe has theories that he doesn't like. I

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<v Speaker 2>have theories that I came up with that I also

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. I'm not saying that I support it. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's horrible. I think Damien's the worst guy in

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<v Speaker 2>the world. Show but Monica might love him, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Love, what are you wanting to do? Do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to talk to Monica? Is that what you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do with this?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I haven't brought it up with her yet, but

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, if that's what's happening, I have to know,

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<v Speaker 5>because it was just so weird. It's the only thing

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<v Speaker 5>reason I can think of for not being invited to

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<v Speaker 5>the surprise party. Like, there's no way that anybody that

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<v Speaker 5>all of them just forgot and they would.

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<v Speaker 2>Have said that in the text.

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<v Speaker 1>They wouldn't have said oopsis.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I hate that I, of all people, am the

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<v Speaker 3>one being sort of left out in the dark about this,

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<v Speaker 3>And I just I just I just have to know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, that's fair. I mean, as her best friend,

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<v Speaker 2>you deserve some sort of explanation for not being invited

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<v Speaker 2>to her birthday party, but you don't want.

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<v Speaker 4>To with her.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to ruin a beautiful friendship over this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you guys have to talk it out. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>the hard stuff is harder thinking about it than actually

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<v Speaker 1>having the conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Right And sounds like, yeah, looking for advice for how

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<v Speaker 2>to draw the truth out of Monica for the real reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it because the ex boyfriend there? Or is there

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<v Speaker 2>some other explanation for it? Will try and help you

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<v Speaker 2>get that from her when we come back and give

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<v Speaker 2>you our advice before your awkward Tuesday phone call right

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<v Speaker 2>after this.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank guys, hold on, it's awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Why would your

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<v Speaker 2>best friend not invite you to their birthday party?

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<v Speaker 1>It was the saddest birthday song ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Jest it was the saddest birthday for Joe because Joe's

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<v Speaker 2>wondering about his longtime bestie from back in their college days, Monica.

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<v Speaker 2>They've celebrated each other's birthdays together for years. Did they

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<v Speaker 2>talk every day? Almost yes, So it was extremely odd

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<v Speaker 2>when Joe couldn't reach her at all on her special day,

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<v Speaker 2>only to find out later there was a surprise party

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<v Speaker 2>where he was one of the only friends not invited.

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<v Speaker 1>To give him a reason why, yeah, they just say,

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<v Speaker 1>oh oopsie, not even sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>The one explanation that makes any sense, at least in

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<v Speaker 2>Joe's mind is Monica's rotten, cheating ex boyfriend could have

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<v Speaker 2>been there, and since Joe's been outspoken about not liking

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<v Speaker 2>the dude. It's possible Monica's friends decided not to invite

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<v Speaker 2>Joe on purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, to eliminate ye exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the actual truth or just some wild conspiracy

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<v Speaker 2>theory Joe's spun up in his own sick, twisted mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Joe, are you sick and twisted? No?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 5>Not no?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's why he wants to know the truth,

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<v Speaker 2>and he needs Brooks advice on how to get Monica

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<v Speaker 2>to come out with it. Brooke, what do you have

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<v Speaker 2>for it?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if it is that she's back together with

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<v Speaker 1>the cheating ex, she's obviously embarrassed. She knows that it's

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<v Speaker 1>not the best thing to do, and she doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it from you. Okay, So what you need

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<v Speaker 1>to do to get her to open up is say, hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I've always said some things about him. I was upset

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<v Speaker 1>by his actions. I'm sure you see something I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your best friend. I'll support you no matter what.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, say that you love her ex boyfriend a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of friends bad. That's what you got to do, all right, Joe?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have her cheating x'es back?

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<v Speaker 5>If I have Monica's back, more than Damien's.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what Brook's saying is you have to say some

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<v Speaker 2>nice things about the X, and you got to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be open to it. It's not your choice, it's her.

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<v Speaker 2>So think about that. Jose, what's your advice. Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>was thinking you should say this.

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<v Speaker 4>Because we're best friends. We should play a game called

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<v Speaker 4>secret for secret, right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what boy's best friends do each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk secrets.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to tell you something that you don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>and then you tell me a secret about the party

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<v Speaker 4>that I didn't go to.

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<v Speaker 2>A little secret swap. Actually not why I wasn't invited.

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<v Speaker 2>It could just be anything.

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<v Speaker 5>It might be a little antagonistic, but I might be

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<v Speaker 5>able to do that in a way that's a little

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<v Speaker 5>more seazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's what I wanted you to do. Even if

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<v Speaker 2>it's a last resort, you still have it in your

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<v Speaker 2>back pocket. So yeah, you're probably regretting calling into the show.

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<v Speaker 2>At this point, I'm just gonna die, like, Yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 2>just dial Monica's number, We'll see if she picks up,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call,

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<v Speaker 2>hopefully get an answer for why you weren't invited to

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<v Speaker 2>her party. But here we go.

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<v Speaker 7>Hello, Hey Monica, are you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey?

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<v Speaker 5>What number?

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't see your names pop up?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, yeah, I'm just called from work and call

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<v Speaker 5>from a different phone. Nice.

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<v Speaker 7>What's up dad?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh?

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing, I've just had a second here at work, so

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<v Speaker 5>i'd give you a call and would you want to

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<v Speaker 5>grab lunch sometime later this week? I know we didn't

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<v Speaker 5>get to connect last week.

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like, oh you are Yeah, for sure, I've

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<v Speaker 7>been I've been meaning to call you.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm so sorry. I've been thinking about you, and I

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<v Speaker 6>feel so bad. We definitely need to.

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<v Speaker 7>Get some lunch for sure.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh cool, Okay, thanks? That?

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<v Speaker 7>Uh yeah that that that really means a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>You've been thinking about me.

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<v Speaker 6>You're welcome. You're welcome. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>I love you.

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<v Speaker 6>I want to get went with you.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, sweet, Yeah, we got we got a lot to

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<v Speaker 5>catch up on.

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<v Speaker 7>I wonder how your birthday went?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, well I.

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<v Speaker 6>Already told you about that, so we can move on

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<v Speaker 6>past that. I want to hear about you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh well, you know, I don't really know all that much.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I don't know. Maybe we could do do

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<v Speaker 5>a little something called secret for secret?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, what is it like, well, I'll tell you a

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<v Speaker 7>secret about me, and then you tell me a secret

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<v Speaker 7>about you, like maybe specifically, like why I wasn't invited

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<v Speaker 7>at the party, the birthday party again last week?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, I mean I don't really know if

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<v Speaker 6>it's why do we need to talk about that? Are

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<v Speaker 6>you that bored? We have to do let's do another secret?

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<v Speaker 5>Well? No, this is this is we we share everything,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, we know everything about each other. And and

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just like I thought it was really weird that

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't there, and like, I just is there a reason?

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<v Speaker 5>Is just what I wanted to know.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, you know I have been feeling pretty guilty, So

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<v Speaker 6>maybe it's good if we talk about this.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, you know that you're my best friend, So whatever

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<v Speaker 5>it is that's going on here, I want you to

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<v Speaker 5>know that I'm going to support you no matter what.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Okay, Well, so I haven't been trifle with you

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<v Speaker 6>about that night that day. Okay, I never had a

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<v Speaker 6>surprise party. That did not happen. I actually told Gina

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<v Speaker 6>to cover for me with you. What the real reason

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<v Speaker 6>why we didn't talk is that I god, I was

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<v Speaker 6>in jail.

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<v Speaker 1>Who did not see that I don't know that we

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<v Speaker 1>talk anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry, Joe, what well, what is going on? Who

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<v Speaker 6>is that on the phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Monica, this is a radio show called Brooke and

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey in the Morning. Yo, we've been helping out Joe

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<v Speaker 2>with this phone call. It's called the Awkward Tuesday phone Call.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we're sorry for hearing that part. Yeah if you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even want him to know?

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<v Speaker 5>Ye yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Now okay, Now I'm telling everyone on the radio this.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, Monica, I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, everybody made yes because it's okay Monnica.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it depends, so that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 2>She's out.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, I'm not gonna say a lot about it now. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't you tell your best friend though?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that would be the first person I want.

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<v Speaker 5>To call and tell.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, it was, It's just embarrassing. I got in

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<v Speaker 6>trouble at the library.

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<v Speaker 5>The library.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 7>What?

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<v Speaker 5>What could possibly land you in jail for something that

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<v Speaker 5>you do with the libraries?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 6>In decent exposure?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, naked at the library. I didn't know library does those.

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<v Speaker 6>That's why these.

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<v Speaker 4>Romance novels are getting out of hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, I'm trying to tell you, God, this happened on

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<v Speaker 2>your birthday.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 5>Like reached out to the radio.

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<v Speaker 7>Just find out what happens?

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<v Speaker 5>Would you here?

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<v Speaker 7>And this is what this is what ended up happening.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, like, is this okay?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Process Joe is processing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of spiraling a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>Tell me the truth here. Did Damien have anything to

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<v Speaker 5>do with this?

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<v Speaker 6>No comment, Joe, You need to stop because you said

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<v Speaker 6>you support me no matter what you said that.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh but before I knew that.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh god, Okay, Okay, look at the bright side.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like you missed a surprise party that never happened.

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<v Speaker 2>She was just in prison.

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<v Speaker 6>There wasn't You didn't miss a party. I just couldn't

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<v Speaker 6>talk to you. I was held overnight there and I

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<v Speaker 6>just we just need to lunch, dude, We just need

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<v Speaker 6>to like hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>Jo it's not the jail bird that she's embarrassed about.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's the hooking up with the ex part

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<v Speaker 1>that she knows you don't approve of.

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<v Speaker 6>Actually, it's a little both. I'm embarrassed to both.

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<v Speaker 2>That could be true too, But Joe, why don't you

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<v Speaker 2>tell Monica all those nice things that you were saying

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<v Speaker 2>to us about her ex boyfriend right before we made

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<v Speaker 2>this call.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't recall any of them being nice.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I think, Joe, you're going to have to

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<v Speaker 1>support her in all of her decisions, even the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that are questionable.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, the one with no pants on. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't know that could have been top, could have been sure.

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<v Speaker 6>Listen, I have a copy of the police report.

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<v Speaker 7>I will show you, but I'm not showing you guys

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<v Speaker 7>on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay. Police reports our public knowledge, so we'll be

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<v Speaker 2>able to look at it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh girl, Okay, well, I guess we're definitely gonna have

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<v Speaker 5>lunch now. I have a lot to think about this, Okay, okay, But.

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<v Speaker 2>The good news is, Joe, you came here to figure

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<v Speaker 2>out the real reason, get Monica to open up about

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<v Speaker 2>the truth about why you can reach her, and now

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<v Speaker 2>you know, mission accomplished, and that it's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>such a fun story at lunch.

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<v Speaker 6>I probably shouldn't drink during lunch. I'm just letting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one trip to jail this month is.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably she's already making better choices, Joe.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there we go, There, we go, Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 5>in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny the difference between guys and girls. Where Monica

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<v Speaker 2>was ashamed and didn't want to say anything about this

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<v Speaker 2>to her best friend, but you know, her ex Damien

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<v Speaker 2>probably called all his bros. Immediately was like, oh, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you won't believe what. I just got arrested for hooking

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<v Speaker 2>up with my ex in the library room by five.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, let's remember she did tell her girlfriends, she just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tell the one friend that didn't approve.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which I think proves. And Brooke, I'm sure you'll

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<v Speaker 2>agree with me on this that men are more honest

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<v Speaker 2>overall than women.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought it was going to prove that libraries

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<v Speaker 1>are actually sexy places.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh see, now we know why Brook is reading all

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<v Speaker 2>the time. Naughty girl. But you can email the show

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