WEBVTT - How Pinewood Derbies Work

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<v Speaker 1>Uh oh wait, sorry, you gotta save it and saving

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<v Speaker 1>it Chuck. Yes, were you in boy Scouts or cub Scouts? Nope?

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<v Speaker 1>I went to one cub Scout meeting and uh I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go back because The very first meeting I was

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<v Speaker 1>at was there beginning of their candy sale, the ritual

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<v Speaker 1>sacrifice now at the beginning of their candy sale, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just didn't As a little kid for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't like my first meeting them saying, here's a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of candy, go sell it. Yeah, but you know

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<v Speaker 1>they front you're a bunch of candy. They let you

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<v Speaker 1>walk away with a box of can It turned me off.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not knocking it. It's a great organization, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just never went back. I can't imagine. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>the best one to start out on. Plus I was

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<v Speaker 1>I was a Cub. I did cub scouty things just

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<v Speaker 1>in life because you know, it was a big into

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<v Speaker 1>camping and stuff. And I was taught wilderness survival at

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<v Speaker 1>a young age, so I was like, I was my own,

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<v Speaker 1>had my own scouting troop. Your parents just dropped you

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<v Speaker 1>off in the woods. Once back, Yeah, it all worked out.

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<v Speaker 1>Made my way back about a year later. Yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>was none, no worse for the wear. So you never

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<v Speaker 1>made a pine with Derby car hunt, No, Well, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never made a pine with Derby car. But in Industrial

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<v Speaker 1>arts class I made the the CEO two racing cars,

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<v Speaker 1>remember those, yeah, which sort of it's sort of like

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<v Speaker 1>the Pine with Derby, but it's powered by noxious gasses?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it not just gas? Now it's actually CEO two. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it might be noxious though it's not obnoxious,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's noxious and then it will kill you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a kind of a funny story actually, I and

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<v Speaker 1>my brother one of course, because he's my brother cheering

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<v Speaker 1>him on. Now. He won, uh, the school, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he won county, and then he went to state for

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<v Speaker 1>the and I don't think he won state, No, but

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<v Speaker 1>he did place most handsome. He did most Handsome Racer.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I, of course, like everything else, I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to copy my brother. I'm still doing today, and um

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<v Speaker 1>sure I am and he um and I tried to

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<v Speaker 1>copy his design and mine just turned out a little

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<v Speaker 1>crooked and not quite a straight and um, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even win in my class, not alone the school man.

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<v Speaker 1>So that just goes to show you my brother is

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<v Speaker 1>better at everything than me. That's a great story. His

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<v Speaker 1>was awesome, man, that that thing flew, and mine was

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<v Speaker 1>like knocking against the track and was missing a tooth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a pale impression. Pale impersonation. But that is

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<v Speaker 1>a great lesson. You gotta forge your own way. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, my ugly little car. That's that's the lesson

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<v Speaker 1>of this Pinewood Derby episode. You have to create your

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<v Speaker 1>own Pinewood Derby car, and not just figuratively but metaphorically

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Well, what's the Pine with Derby? I think

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<v Speaker 1>some people there's a lot of people that are like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this is the best, and then the

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<v Speaker 1>other of your like, what so the Pine with Derby

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<v Speaker 1>is the nation's premier gravity racing event. Yeah. It takes

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<v Speaker 1>place around the country around this time, I think, right,

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<v Speaker 1>does it beat street luge? Uh? It's a great point.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, this is the second best. Okay, miniature gravity racing.

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<v Speaker 1>What about many street luge man? Um? And yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think around It takes place around this time of year.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is it? Yeah? Cub scouts and boy scouts around

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<v Speaker 1>the country, around the world. Are they into it now?

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<v Speaker 1>To make little wooden cars um and race them? And

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<v Speaker 1>it uses nothing but gravity, the force of gravity, little

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<v Speaker 1>angular momentum, reduction of friction, that kind of thing to

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<v Speaker 1>see whose car is fastest? Yeah. So um, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>in to the details in the history, but it's basically,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like you said, a track that starts on

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<v Speaker 1>a hill and it has a little, um call it

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<v Speaker 1>a pin, but it's like a little stick basically holds

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<v Speaker 1>the car in place right at the at the front,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they pull a lever and those sticks drop

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<v Speaker 1>and then um, it's like the starting gate and then

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<v Speaker 1>it rolls. Because anyone who listened to our slinky episode.

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<v Speaker 1>When the cars are up there pressed against the starting pin,

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<v Speaker 1>they've got tons of potential energy. Then right when that

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<v Speaker 1>that starting pin has removed, that potential energy turns to

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<v Speaker 1>kinetic energy and gravity pulls them downward to the tune

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<v Speaker 1>of like twenty miles or so. But the cool thing

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<v Speaker 1>about Pinewood Derby Racing is that all of the UM

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<v Speaker 1>cars start out the exact same They're blocks of wood

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<v Speaker 1>with the same wheels, the same axles, And it's up

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<v Speaker 1>to the cub scouts in their moms to uh craft

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<v Speaker 1>this thing, to to make it slightly different enough that

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<v Speaker 1>it wins the race. It beats these other cars that

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<v Speaker 1>were also the same kinds of blocks of wood before. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>or uh, you're not so concerned with winning and you

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<v Speaker 1>just want a cool looking car and you want to

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<v Speaker 1>have a good experience with your parents. That was me

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<v Speaker 1>with my car, the Pinewood Derby car I made with

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<v Speaker 1>my Did you do it? Really? One most creative? There's

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<v Speaker 1>a coke bottle, No way, and I like you a

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<v Speaker 1>real coke bottle. You got the piece of wood and

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<v Speaker 1>carved into a coke bottle. Yeah, the would, okay because

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<v Speaker 1>other people, you know, they can there's all sorts of

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<v Speaker 1>things you can do now, Yeah, but you couldn't use

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<v Speaker 1>a coke bottle and do it. You'd be disqualified on

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<v Speaker 1>the spot and maybe laughed out of the place. No,

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<v Speaker 1>there's like there's different versions now like there there can

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<v Speaker 1>be like the regular hardcore race and then the one

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<v Speaker 1>that's a little more fun where you can use different Uh. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I got you, Yeah, I got you. But I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the origin. The origin was, like you said,

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<v Speaker 1>just straight up woodblocks. So and let's talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>origin of this year. Well did you win that? I

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear about your one most creative at all?

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<v Speaker 1>So you were into just the cool looking thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>as a cub scout, a boy scout cub scouts, did

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<v Speaker 1>you boy scout? You've had enough I did. Actually, um,

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<v Speaker 1>my dad was the dead parent. That's nice, but I

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<v Speaker 1>quit mid season and he continued on as the dead Parents. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>there's more than one awkward boy Scout meeting at my

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<v Speaker 1>house where like I just went hung out, you like,

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<v Speaker 1>wander through eating a twinky. Yeah. My dad was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe this interesting, so he stuck it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's kind of admirable. I guess I had a

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<v Speaker 1>thing where I, um, they the Cub Scouts teach and

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<v Speaker 1>Boy Scouts teach that you just respect your elders as

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<v Speaker 1>a rule of thumb. Well, I've met too many elderly

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<v Speaker 1>people who I didn't feel deserved respect across the board,

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<v Speaker 1>and that I disputed this idea enough that I left. Wow, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty awesome. That was why I left because I

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<v Speaker 1>had to sell candy. You left because there were a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of jerky old people in your community. I just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think that everyone deserves blank respect. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>earn respect absolutely. You know, Hey, that's a pretty forward

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<v Speaker 1>thinking thing for a little young Josh. You just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go. No, it really was that you're like

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<v Speaker 1>the meetings with the same night at the eight team.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, there was one meeting where I just sat

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<v Speaker 1>there and watched the eight team really loud. Well, my

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<v Speaker 1>dad and the rest of the Scouts are trying to meet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good stuff. So yes, my dad and I won.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's most creative category for the coke bottle

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<v Speaker 1>at Southwick Mall and Toledo, Ohio, that's where they had

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<v Speaker 1>the racist It's pretty funny. And you still drink like

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<v Speaker 1>a gazillion Cokes a day, not cokes well, Cooke zero

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Yeah, I've tried to limit it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>drink a gazillion. I would say I drink a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of water and coffee too. You just you're you get

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<v Speaker 1>beveraged up like no one I've ever seen. Now. It's weird,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. It's like I constantly have to be drinking something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. Hey, that's your thing. Huh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>no big deal. It's not like you're like downing bottles

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<v Speaker 1>of vodka all day long. Just red bull um. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So you want to talk about the history of this thing,

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<v Speaker 1>let's don Murphy. May nine is when the first Pinewood

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<v Speaker 1>Derby was held in southern California, Manhattan Beach, California, which

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<v Speaker 1>is where you means, and my friend Molly is from.

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<v Speaker 1>You can be from worst places in the world. You

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<v Speaker 1>know who else pretty sweet either is from or lives

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<v Speaker 1>in Manhattan Beach. I looked this up who Kevin Nealon,

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<v Speaker 1>Don Dokin uh and then some other people too. I

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<v Speaker 1>think our buddies, uh Luke and Catherine Ryan live in

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<v Speaker 1>Manhattan Beach. Oh do they? That is a nice town.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a small town feel on the California's coast,

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<v Speaker 1>like on the boardwalk that connects like all the other towns.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty nice. That's where the Lost Boys live? Was it? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I think they were like Santa Cruz or something like. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they were a little more north all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so very nice history of Manhattan Beach residents. Don Murphy

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<v Speaker 1>was a cub Scout leader for Pack to eighty and

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<v Speaker 1>um he had he had some kids that wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>because there's this other race called the soapbox derby. This

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<v Speaker 1>is when you actually put your child in this thing

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<v Speaker 1>to be injured and put and push him down a hill.

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<v Speaker 1>But he had some kids. You have to be a

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<v Speaker 1>certain age to do that, and um, his boys were like, Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be in the soapbox Derby, and he said,

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<v Speaker 1>well son, you're too young. So he tried to think

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<v Speaker 1>of something that you could do together with his boys

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<v Speaker 1>and came up with the Pinewood Derby, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cool idea. Yeah you know. Yeah, it's basically making

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<v Speaker 1>a soapbox derby racer too small for human to fit

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<v Speaker 1>and be injured in. It's correct. Yeah, much safer, I

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<v Speaker 1>would imagine. So. Um. Apparently, like at this first one,

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<v Speaker 1>they pulled out all the stops immediately. Um, they came

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<v Speaker 1>up with a regulation wood blocks, wheels, and axles that

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<v Speaker 1>everybody had to use the same things. Right. The axles

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<v Speaker 1>are just nails, yeah, but they had wooden struts that

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<v Speaker 1>the nails went into too. Um, And the they came

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<v Speaker 1>up with a pretty cool track, like a thirty two

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<v Speaker 1>or forty something foot track. The first one was thirty

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<v Speaker 1>one okay. And then but they also used like old

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<v Speaker 1>doorbells to create like, um timekeeper, so whichever car passed

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<v Speaker 1>the thing first would set off a light in that

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<v Speaker 1>lane above that lane. He's got a little more advanced

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<v Speaker 1>since then, Yes, I mean that's that's that's pretty advanced

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<v Speaker 1>for the first one. Yeah, not bad for the early

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen fifties. No, and so the first this first one,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at three in Manhattan Beach. Um. Apparently it was

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<v Speaker 1>just such a total hit that the guy who invented

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<v Speaker 1>at Don Murphy was like, this is some this is

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<v Speaker 1>a thing. Yeah, how can I make money on it?

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently he didn't. Now he didn't, but Boil. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people have since then, which we'll get to as well.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of um entrepreneurial fathers were like, hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>can make some dough on this by designing these things. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>good for them, all right, you know so um Don

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<v Speaker 1>Murphy with the other route and so I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to share this with the world. This is my creation. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to get in touch with the Boy

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<v Speaker 1>Scouts of America and say, hey, guys, I've got this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And the Boy Scouts said, that's great. We're sending out

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<v Speaker 1>Boys Life Magazine to cover this. It's gonna be hot

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<v Speaker 1>off the presses. Remember that um an airplane where the

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<v Speaker 1>little uh the kids reading Now the nun is reading

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<v Speaker 1>Boys Life Magazine and the little boys reading Nuns Life

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<v Speaker 1>Magazine next to that's pretty funny. So Boys Life Magazine

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<v Speaker 1>is like the official magazine of boy Scouts, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>they came out and covered it, and I think nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>fifty four the next year, but it was just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like a little blurb a little right up one

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<v Speaker 1>page or it didn't really get the extent of this across. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and um by ve they had over three hundred people

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<v Speaker 1>racing for the championships in l A's Griffith Park. And

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<v Speaker 1>um now, I think since its inception, over fifty million

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<v Speaker 1>kids have done this and a ninety million including parents,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a little lazy to me. They are just

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<v Speaker 1>like they're just had two parents per kids. Object a few,

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<v Speaker 1>let's make it ninety million. But yeah, it's become a

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<v Speaker 1>huge hit and a tradition that lives on today. Um

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<v Speaker 1>and kind of the same way. I mean, they've gotten

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<v Speaker 1>way more um involved in making these things as fast

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<v Speaker 1>as possible, but the general gist of it and the

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<v Speaker 1>rules are about the same. Yeah, and let's talk about

0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:43.679
<v Speaker 1>the rules right after this break, So chuck to make

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<v Speaker 1>these things fair. All pinewood derby cars start off the

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<v Speaker 1>exact scence, little woodblock, some regulation wheels and axles, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it's up to you, the scout, to make

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<v Speaker 1>it your own and um, this article funny enough says

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<v Speaker 1>that aerodynamics don't really play a role. That is not

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<v Speaker 1>the case at all. No, they play um uh if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to speak scientifically, and eleven percent um reduction

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<v Speaker 1>and speed just using the wood block. Yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 1>if you make it more aerodynamic, So it's um, it matters,

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<v Speaker 1>but it doesn't matter quite as much as you think

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<v Speaker 1>it might, right, but it does have some effect. Absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>eleven and so um, there are some some guidelines to

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<v Speaker 1>making a soapbox derby racer Pinewood man, it's gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>me all episode. That's okay, Just remember soapbox equals death

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<v Speaker 1>of child, pinewood equals fun for child. Great, Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I got it now. That's right. Um, no

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<v Speaker 1>car can weigh more than five ounces and um we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get to the tricks of the trade later. But you

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<v Speaker 1>want your car to weigh that five ounces? Yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want it to weigh four because faster cars or

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<v Speaker 1>heavier cars canna be fast. That's right, because of gravity

0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:06.000
<v Speaker 1>and mass, well sort of, I mean that technically a

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<v Speaker 1>heavier car it's it's all about weight distribution, it is.

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<v Speaker 1>But a heavier car is going to be subject to

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<v Speaker 1>the force of gravity more than a lighter car because

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<v Speaker 1>it has more more mass for gravity to exert an

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<v Speaker 1>effect on cars. Cannot be longer than seven inches. I

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<v Speaker 1>think initially they were a little bit longer than that,

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<v Speaker 1>but they settled on seven which is good. Uh. They

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<v Speaker 1>cannot be more than two and three quarters of an

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<v Speaker 1>inch wide, and the clearance of the car on the

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<v Speaker 1>track must be no more than three eighths of an inch.

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<v Speaker 1>And the clearance is very important because Pinewood Derby cars

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<v Speaker 1>are called rail cars. They ride along a central rail

0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:46.600
<v Speaker 1>where the car and the wheels straddle a rail that

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<v Speaker 1>goes underneath it. Right, it's not just in a lane

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<v Speaker 1>to bump back and forth. Yes, very good point. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And the last rule, of course, um we mentioned it's

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<v Speaker 1>all gravity fed. You can't have any starting device or

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<v Speaker 1>any uh CEO two cartridge or motor or anything. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's just wheels guiding it down the track. If the

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<v Speaker 1>jet flames shoot out of the back of your Pinewood

0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:11.240
<v Speaker 1>Derby car, it's kind of get disqualified. You'll get some

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<v Speaker 1>wows of the crowd for sure. Well you'll also get

0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:17.240
<v Speaker 1>some wows if you carve a cool coke bottle or

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<v Speaker 1>make a NASCAR or general leaves a big one. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure. But what I basically found in researching this

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<v Speaker 1>is you can't have both. Um, you can either have

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<v Speaker 1>a really cool looking car or a really fast car,

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<v Speaker 1>because the faster ones are not very like great looking. No,

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<v Speaker 1>and a lot of people just go with a wedge

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<v Speaker 1>because the wedge is aerodynamic. It's a lot more aerodynamic

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<v Speaker 1>than there's the block. It's easy to make, and apparently

0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:46.600
<v Speaker 1>they're very fast. Usually that's right there. I saw one.

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<v Speaker 1>If you type in cool Pinewood Derby cars on a

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<v Speaker 1>Google image search, comes up with some cool Pinewood Derby cars.

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<v Speaker 1>But one of them is this kid holding his car.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like this weird reddish brown and has Spider's paint

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<v Speaker 1>it on it. He named it Derby. Death's my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>pine with Derby car. That's your favorite kid? Yeah? Um mine,

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<v Speaker 1>it would have just been me holding up my sort

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<v Speaker 1>of oddly shaped thing that says not as good as

0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:18.479
<v Speaker 1>your brother's. Um. You start off with um, either like

0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:20.960
<v Speaker 1>a balsa wood or um. What's the other kind of would?

0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:25.320
<v Speaker 1>They suggested? Pine pine? This is a little softer, easier

0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:28.480
<v Speaker 1>to carve that's the pine with Derby car. Oh well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. But bosses I think lighter, So it is,

0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:35.080
<v Speaker 1>but again you don't necessarily want lighter. Well that's a

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<v Speaker 1>good point, thank you. But again you want the weight

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<v Speaker 1>distribution correct, so you may want the body lighter so

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<v Speaker 1>you can control that weight more. Yes, it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>little tip. No, that is a good point right there.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to control where the weight goes. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, maybe boss is the way to go. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they do have the kits you can buy that are

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<v Speaker 1>fully uh stocked with everything you need. Or you can

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<v Speaker 1>go ala carte because there are a lot of companies

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<v Speaker 1>out there now that make um all manner of add

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<v Speaker 1>ons and special wheels and axles and all kinds of

0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.199
<v Speaker 1>things to make your car faster. Yeah, and you you

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<v Speaker 1>if you are building a Pinewood Derby racer right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, yeah, that sounds pretty great. I got

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<v Speaker 1>some money to spend on this thing. Um, you will

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<v Speaker 1>want to check your local council's rules because some of

0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:27.359
<v Speaker 1>them are like, nope, you can use nothing but what

0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:33.200
<v Speaker 1>comes in the official Pinewood Derby kit Um and other

0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:38.080
<v Speaker 1>places are right exactly, and now go sell some candy

0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:41.760
<v Speaker 1>after the Pinewood Derby is over. Um, then other places

0:18:41.800 --> 0:18:44.600
<v Speaker 1>are like, yeah, go nuts. Most places agreed, like you

0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:49.240
<v Speaker 1>can't send the kid off to a third party and

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<v Speaker 1>have a third party make your Pinewood Derby racer for

0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:54.720
<v Speaker 1>you and send it back. Oh yeah, no way. Other

0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:57.640
<v Speaker 1>places say that can't. Well no, that's the whole point.

0:18:57.640 --> 0:19:02.560
<v Speaker 1>It's just supposed to be like a parent kid activity

0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:10.760
<v Speaker 1>of learning about physics, engineering, building, working. Yeah, probably losing sportsmanship, yes,

0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:14.400
<v Speaker 1>not throwing a punch when you lose stuff like that.

0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:17.880
<v Speaker 1>And if you just basically buy a racer, I mean,

0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:20.239
<v Speaker 1>what kind of like villainous rich kid are you if

0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:22.800
<v Speaker 1>that's what you're you're doing at the Pineood Derby? You know, yeah,

0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:26.920
<v Speaker 1>you're what's his face from Pewee's Big Adventure? Oh man,

0:19:27.760 --> 0:19:32.560
<v Speaker 1>what is his name? Do you know it? I'm completely blanking.

0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:35.320
<v Speaker 1>I can picture him chewing that black gum. Yes, I

0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:38.840
<v Speaker 1>can picture him in that big bathtub swimming pool in

0:19:38.880 --> 0:19:41.040
<v Speaker 1>his home. Well, we'll figure it out. It will come

0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:43.560
<v Speaker 1>to one of us. I don't feel the need to

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<v Speaker 1>email because this will be weeks later. We got it,

0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:48.920
<v Speaker 1>We got to cover it. Um or you could be

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<v Speaker 1>the antagonist in the movie down in Derby Man. Yeah,

0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:57.600
<v Speaker 1>did you go to IMDb on that one? Very briefly?

0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:00.720
<v Speaker 1>Did you see the movie poster? That is everything you

0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:04.040
<v Speaker 1>need to know about that movie is captured in the poster. Yeah,

0:20:04.080 --> 0:20:07.760
<v Speaker 1>there's a film about a Pinewood derby two parents who

0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:11.400
<v Speaker 1>of course two fathers who were lifelong rivals. Yeah, that's

0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:14.719
<v Speaker 1>all you need to say. Well, was starting uh the

0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:18.040
<v Speaker 1>Boss from Ally McBeal. Yeah, Greg German. Yeah, I'm a

0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:21.240
<v Speaker 1>big German fan. But are you I think it's good?

0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:23.840
<v Speaker 1>He was great in that show. I never saw that show.

0:20:24.000 --> 0:20:25.640
<v Speaker 1>That was a good show. Wasn't he on the West

0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Wing to Uh? No, you're thinking of Bradley? Um, oh,

0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:33.399
<v Speaker 1>I like that guy. Yeah, great incentive a woman Bradley Cooper.

0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:39.880
<v Speaker 1>No not I you mean Whitford. Yes? His his His

0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:43.920
<v Speaker 1>best role though, seriously, was in Billy Madison. I never

0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:48.360
<v Speaker 1>saw that either. What right? Yeah, you gotta see that one.

0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:52.240
<v Speaker 1>Happen to Gilmore are classic films. I've seen some of

0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Happy Gilmour For some reason, those Adam Sandler and the

0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Chris Farley movies. I never really saw what I didn't

0:20:57.880 --> 0:21:02.480
<v Speaker 1>see Black Sheep, Well black it's fine, but you never

0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:06.840
<v Speaker 1>saw Tommy Boy parts of it. I know, I don't

0:21:06.840 --> 0:21:08.439
<v Speaker 1>know what was going on. One are those like when

0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:12.080
<v Speaker 1>I was in college or just right after? But yeah maybe, yeah,

0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:14.800
<v Speaker 1>that was like a dark being a little too sophisticated

0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:17.040
<v Speaker 1>for those you know, No, not at all. They really

0:21:17.080 --> 0:21:20.480
<v Speaker 1>are great movies. Like if if you don't like them,

0:21:20.640 --> 0:21:23.600
<v Speaker 1>you're just being a snob. Like they're just funny movies

0:21:23.960 --> 0:21:27.600
<v Speaker 1>that anybody can enjoy on just the basic level. I

0:21:27.600 --> 0:21:29.879
<v Speaker 1>can assure you I didn't avoid them out of snobbery.

0:21:30.200 --> 0:21:32.399
<v Speaker 1>But um, I think that was just like a weird

0:21:33.600 --> 0:21:36.280
<v Speaker 1>period where I didn't see many movies. You were just

0:21:36.320 --> 0:21:39.360
<v Speaker 1>watching nothing but Fellini, No, I don't know. I don't

0:21:39.359 --> 0:21:42.440
<v Speaker 1>know what were you doing instead? I got just watching TV.

0:21:42.840 --> 0:21:45.159
<v Speaker 1>I gotta find out what year they came out. I

0:21:45.160 --> 0:21:50.320
<v Speaker 1>would say probably between four and nineties seven. Yeah that

0:21:50.440 --> 0:21:54.879
<v Speaker 1>was college. And UM, I don't know. Okay, we'll just

0:21:54.960 --> 0:21:59.160
<v Speaker 1>leave it. I just didn't see him all right. Where

0:21:59.160 --> 0:22:04.720
<v Speaker 1>are we we are at? The Oh, I've got one. Um,

0:22:05.400 --> 0:22:09.600
<v Speaker 1>if you do, um, if your counsel does allow outside helper,

0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:13.760
<v Speaker 1>you'll if you can buy other parts, because a lot

0:22:13.760 --> 0:22:15.840
<v Speaker 1>of times it's like, no, you have to use these

0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:18.800
<v Speaker 1>but some of these companies have figured out ways around it.

0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Like your Pinewood Derby car is going to be inspected conceivably,

0:22:23.480 --> 0:22:25.600
<v Speaker 1>especially if it's really fast and it's a winning car,

0:22:25.840 --> 0:22:27.560
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna really look at it to make sure you're

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<v Speaker 1>not cheating. One of the ways that you can make

0:22:30.520 --> 0:22:35.399
<v Speaker 1>your car faster is with wheels. Lighter wheels, so less

0:22:35.480 --> 0:22:39.280
<v Speaker 1>mass equals less friction, I believe, and um, so they

0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:42.160
<v Speaker 1>spin faster and it moves faster, right call onion skin

0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:46.600
<v Speaker 1>wheels right now, Like you usually can't use those, but

0:22:46.960 --> 0:22:50.840
<v Speaker 1>some of these companies offer ones that outwardly look the

0:22:50.880 --> 0:22:53.119
<v Speaker 1>exact same. It has all the markings and everything, but

0:22:53.200 --> 0:22:56.160
<v Speaker 1>they've removed a lot of the mass. So they bought

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<v Speaker 1>like official boy Scout Pinewood Derby wheels and have altered

0:23:01.720 --> 0:23:04.960
<v Speaker 1>them so and then sell them for like thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>bucks for a set thirty five bucks to cheat at

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<v Speaker 1>Pinewo Derby. Basically, yeah, yeah, it's so disheartening. It is

0:23:13.119 --> 0:23:16.119
<v Speaker 1>a little disheartening also because even if it is legal

0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:20.240
<v Speaker 1>or allowed, it's like, um, I guaranteed all the kid's

0:23:20.320 --> 0:23:22.600
<v Speaker 1>parents are gonna be willing to spend thirty five bucks

0:23:22.600 --> 0:23:26.000
<v Speaker 1>on like aftermarket wheels that have had some of the

0:23:26.080 --> 0:23:29.159
<v Speaker 1>mass removed to make the cargo faster. Yeah, or the

0:23:29.240 --> 0:23:31.480
<v Speaker 1>kid who can't afford that kind of stuff. Anyway, it's

0:23:31.520 --> 0:23:33.240
<v Speaker 1>not on a level playing field, you know. That's what

0:23:33.280 --> 0:23:35.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean. That just thinks. Yeah, well, I mean beyond

0:23:35.920 --> 0:23:38.679
<v Speaker 1>the parents saying they shouldn't pay for that, Like you

0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:42.840
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, let's talk about the track. The

0:23:42.880 --> 0:23:46.919
<v Speaker 1>starting gate is generally about four ft high because and

0:23:47.000 --> 0:23:49.040
<v Speaker 1>I thought this is adorable, because that's about it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a good height for a little cup scout, like it

0:23:51.280 --> 0:23:52.800
<v Speaker 1>made sense. So they didn't want to make it so

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<v Speaker 1>high that you know, they couldn't do it. Although um,

0:23:56.280 --> 0:24:00.200
<v Speaker 1>usually the kid is not actually placing the car. It's

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<v Speaker 1>UM an official that's doing that. Yeah, the contains are

0:24:02.640 --> 0:24:07.119
<v Speaker 1>usually too sticky. Yeah, I got like lollipopcum all over

0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:09.680
<v Speaker 1>the um. And that's another reason why you should mark

0:24:09.880 --> 0:24:12.000
<v Speaker 1>UM the front car, the front of your car, in

0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:14.560
<v Speaker 1>the back of your car, because if you don't do

0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:16.760
<v Speaker 1>like the best job at the aerodynamics, you might not

0:24:16.760 --> 0:24:18.320
<v Speaker 1>be able to tell the difference between the front and

0:24:18.320 --> 0:24:20.639
<v Speaker 1>the back and it might not be you placing it.

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<v Speaker 1>So just put a little like F and a b

0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:24.760
<v Speaker 1>on the underside to make sure they know what they're doing.

0:24:25.359 --> 0:24:30.159
<v Speaker 1>It'll either be you placing the car, the official placing

0:24:30.200 --> 0:24:33.320
<v Speaker 1>the car, or the Grand Marshal of the race, Greg

0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:37.800
<v Speaker 1>German placing the car as part of his duties. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's four ft high, about thirty two to forty five

0:24:41.200 --> 0:24:44.400
<v Speaker 1>ft long UM. The number of lanes are from two

0:24:44.480 --> 0:24:48.159
<v Speaker 1>to six, although they talk about the semi legendary twelve

0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:53.560
<v Speaker 1>lane model, which was probably pretty boss. Sure, I say, like,

0:24:54.000 --> 0:24:55.879
<v Speaker 1>speed this thing up, get as many lanes going as

0:24:55.920 --> 0:24:57.560
<v Speaker 1>you can. I know that. You know, you could like

0:24:57.600 --> 0:25:00.680
<v Speaker 1>have ten thousand scouts racing with the twelve laner in

0:25:00.760 --> 0:25:03.640
<v Speaker 1>an hour. You know, Chuck, this track thing is kind

0:25:03.680 --> 0:25:06.800
<v Speaker 1>of like, say you have a twelve lane track. Depending

0:25:06.800 --> 0:25:08.760
<v Speaker 1>on the type of race you run, it could actually

0:25:08.840 --> 0:25:11.480
<v Speaker 1>make the whole thing go a lot longer because a

0:25:11.520 --> 0:25:14.119
<v Speaker 1>lot of people say these tracks, some of them are great,

0:25:14.240 --> 0:25:17.399
<v Speaker 1>Like there are there's companies that do make tracks, like

0:25:17.480 --> 0:25:20.320
<v Speaker 1>one's called micro Wizard. I think, and this get this

0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:23.119
<v Speaker 1>guy came up with this company to build like really

0:25:23.160 --> 0:25:28.080
<v Speaker 1>awesome aluminum tracks with UM timers that can UM that

0:25:28.080 --> 0:25:31.040
<v Speaker 1>that are sensitive to I think to ten thousands of

0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:35.200
<v Speaker 1>a second UM and so this guy is making these

0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:38.359
<v Speaker 1>really great tracks, but not all tracks are created like that.

0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:41.080
<v Speaker 1>That whole set ups like two grand. So if you

0:25:41.119 --> 0:25:43.680
<v Speaker 1>have maybe an older wooden track or something like that,

0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:47.920
<v Speaker 1>some critics of those kind of tracks say, well, then

0:25:48.000 --> 0:25:50.639
<v Speaker 1>everybody needs to run a race and each one of

0:25:50.640 --> 0:25:54.159
<v Speaker 1>those slots, and then you take the combined times to

0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:56.760
<v Speaker 1>come up with an average, because some slots are going

0:25:56.800 --> 0:26:00.639
<v Speaker 1>to be better than others. So if you had like

0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:04.480
<v Speaker 1>a twelve a twelve lane track, oh yeah, you would

0:26:04.480 --> 0:26:06.399
<v Speaker 1>have a very long day ahead of you. So that

0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:08.600
<v Speaker 1>would not speed things up. It would do the opposite

0:26:08.600 --> 0:26:10.840
<v Speaker 1>of speeding things up, all right, So I'd smash ten

0:26:10.880 --> 0:26:16.680
<v Speaker 1>of those lanes and at least stump atom. Like you said,

0:26:16.680 --> 0:26:19.359
<v Speaker 1>most of the really nice tracks are aluminum now, although

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:21.920
<v Speaker 1>they can still be wood. Uh. Sometimes the wood is

0:26:21.960 --> 0:26:24.639
<v Speaker 1>surfaced and like Mason eyed or something like really slick

0:26:25.240 --> 0:26:28.720
<v Speaker 1>um surface to make it as fast as possible, because

0:26:28.720 --> 0:26:31.360
<v Speaker 1>that's what it's all about. So we're gonna get down

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:36.040
<v Speaker 1>to business what everyone's been waiting for, and tell you guys,

0:26:36.040 --> 0:26:40.160
<v Speaker 1>how to make your regulation Pinewood Derby car as fast

0:26:40.200 --> 0:26:59.800
<v Speaker 1>as possible. Right after this, So Chuck, we happened to

0:26:59.840 --> 0:27:02.840
<v Speaker 1>go onto Boys Life Magazine today a couple of times

0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:08.240
<v Speaker 1>and every day, alright is our homepage. Uh, and we

0:27:08.400 --> 0:27:10.800
<v Speaker 1>looked at ways to make your Pinewood Derby car faster.

0:27:11.000 --> 0:27:15.360
<v Speaker 1>One of the articles you found was from Mars Curiosity

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:20.360
<v Speaker 1>rover engineer who he and his son Um are into scouting,

0:27:20.840 --> 0:27:23.360
<v Speaker 1>and they made a Pinewood Derby car and they decided

0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:25.960
<v Speaker 1>to apply the scientific method to figuring out ways to

0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:29.800
<v Speaker 1>make it faster. And this dude came up with this, um,

0:27:30.320 --> 0:27:34.200
<v Speaker 1>these these pointers. Basically what is his name, His name's

0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:38.359
<v Speaker 1>Mark Rober. He's a Nasha NASA engineer. Yeah, and he

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:41.160
<v Speaker 1>and his son are to be thanked for these pointers.

0:27:41.359 --> 0:27:44.280
<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, speaking of point um, the first thing

0:27:44.320 --> 0:27:46.280
<v Speaker 1>you want to do is avoid a pointed nose on

0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:49.959
<v Speaker 1>your car. Good. You wanted to be flat um across

0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:54.040
<v Speaker 1>the front because um, sometimes it will affect how it gets,

0:27:54.440 --> 0:27:56.680
<v Speaker 1>how it reads across the finish line, which you don't want.

0:27:57.040 --> 0:28:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I saw a hammerhead shark Pinewood Derby. It was off. Yeah,

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:02.840
<v Speaker 1>that's a pretty good example of what you want up front,

0:28:03.160 --> 0:28:05.919
<v Speaker 1>that flat nose. Um. And the other thing too, is

0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:08.800
<v Speaker 1>it may affect the way it rest on that pint

0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:11.040
<v Speaker 1>at the start of the race. Yeah, because if it's

0:28:11.119 --> 0:28:13.600
<v Speaker 1>cocked off to one side or the other, that car

0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:15.760
<v Speaker 1>is gonna hit that middle rail and it's gonna be

0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:19.040
<v Speaker 1>friction city and you're gonna go home crying in your

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:23.640
<v Speaker 1>in your pillow. That's right. Um. You want the weight,

0:28:23.800 --> 0:28:26.880
<v Speaker 1>like we mentioned at the rear of the car, um

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:31.600
<v Speaker 1>about within an inch of that rear axle, and proper

0:28:31.640 --> 0:28:35.040
<v Speaker 1>weight distribution accounts for about thirty six percent. I thought

0:28:35.040 --> 0:28:37.920
<v Speaker 1>you said, oh no, those aerodynamics. Yeah, I was gonna

0:28:38.000 --> 0:28:42.280
<v Speaker 1>totally nail you on that one the way. That's huge.

0:28:42.320 --> 0:28:45.200
<v Speaker 1>And Um, what that means is you've got more potential

0:28:45.280 --> 0:28:48.800
<v Speaker 1>energy because the center of mass is higher up on

0:28:48.840 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 1>the track, right, So so you know, like with our

0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:54.480
<v Speaker 1>water slides episode, the higher up you go in the stairs,

0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:57.720
<v Speaker 1>the more potential energy you have. So even that extra

0:28:57.880 --> 0:29:01.960
<v Speaker 1>like half an inch of weight distribution towards the back

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 1>higher up, the more acceleration you're going to have on

0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:08.960
<v Speaker 1>your car. Yeah, because if you if you think about

0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:13.200
<v Speaker 1>the track like once it flattens out at the bottom.

0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 1>If the weight is on the frontier car and you've

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:17.680
<v Speaker 1>got two cars side by side and the weights on

0:29:17.680 --> 0:29:21.440
<v Speaker 1>the front that one's already done, and the one with

0:29:21.480 --> 0:29:24.040
<v Speaker 1>the weight at the rear it's still pushing it and

0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:25.880
<v Speaker 1>that extra couple of inches is gonna make a big

0:29:25.960 --> 0:29:28.920
<v Speaker 1>diff good point. And you, um, you might say, well

0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 1>then I want to put my weight all the way

0:29:31.120 --> 0:29:33.400
<v Speaker 1>on the rear of the car. No, no, no, you

0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:36.280
<v Speaker 1>don't want to because that means that, um, the front

0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:38.920
<v Speaker 1>might pop a wheelie the whole way down. Again, it'll

0:29:38.960 --> 0:29:41.760
<v Speaker 1>look cool, it'll be a crowd pleaser, but you're probably

0:29:41.800 --> 0:29:44.680
<v Speaker 1>not gonna win that way. I would totally be a

0:29:44.680 --> 0:29:48.360
<v Speaker 1>crowd pleaser because I know I couldn't win the speed portion,

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:50.680
<v Speaker 1>so I would just make one that like pops wheelies

0:29:50.720 --> 0:29:54.880
<v Speaker 1>and does cool things. Um. Maybe that's why I was

0:29:54.880 --> 0:29:58.080
<v Speaker 1>never cup Scott. I was thinking outside the box. You know.

0:29:59.320 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Um maximum weight, like we said, you want it to

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:06.360
<v Speaker 1>be that five ounce is very big. Oh. They recommend

0:30:06.400 --> 0:30:10.560
<v Speaker 1>baking the wood block first. Start to get the all

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:14.000
<v Speaker 1>the XX moisture out of that. Bake it two fifty

0:30:14.120 --> 0:30:16.959
<v Speaker 1>for a couple of hours, two hours, and it should

0:30:17.040 --> 0:30:20.360
<v Speaker 1>um make your block of wood that much lighter. Because again,

0:30:20.760 --> 0:30:23.120
<v Speaker 1>you want weight, you want the full five ounces, but

0:30:23.400 --> 0:30:27.040
<v Speaker 1>you want to control. You want to control where you

0:30:27.040 --> 0:30:30.800
<v Speaker 1>put that weight, not mother Nature, not God or Earth

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:33.640
<v Speaker 1>or anything like that. You want to control where that

0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:36.120
<v Speaker 1>weight goes. Yeah, and um get you know you want

0:30:36.160 --> 0:30:37.920
<v Speaker 1>your parents help with all this. Don't go throwing wood

0:30:37.920 --> 0:30:39.440
<v Speaker 1>in the oven and crank in it up because it

0:30:39.520 --> 0:30:41.760
<v Speaker 1>can catch on fire. You don't want that either. Well,

0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:44.920
<v Speaker 1>yeah to fifty All right, here's one. Oh man, I

0:30:44.960 --> 0:30:47.880
<v Speaker 1>know you're gonna talk about the three wheeler. I don't

0:30:47.880 --> 0:30:51.600
<v Speaker 1>know that wasn't it. You need to check again with

0:30:51.640 --> 0:30:54.400
<v Speaker 1>your rules. But apparently in some leagues they allow you

0:30:55.040 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 1>and this is a very common thing now if they

0:30:57.560 --> 0:31:00.800
<v Speaker 1>allow it to have one wheel not on the track

0:31:00.840 --> 0:31:03.560
<v Speaker 1>at all, like the front left of the front right.

0:31:03.640 --> 0:31:06.800
<v Speaker 1>Why would you want to do that? Well because less friction. Um,

0:31:06.840 --> 0:31:09.440
<v Speaker 1>so they say about one sixty of an inch higher,

0:31:09.880 --> 0:31:12.560
<v Speaker 1>so it never actually touches the track and that will

0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:15.200
<v Speaker 1>give you a nine speed increase. Right, you only have

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:18.840
<v Speaker 1>three wheels touching the track at once never Yeah, um,

0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:22.240
<v Speaker 1>pretty smart, but also probably cheating if they don't allow it. Yeah,

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:24.240
<v Speaker 1>you want to check your rules again, because I mean

0:31:24.240 --> 0:31:26.560
<v Speaker 1>that would suck to go to the trouble of measuring

0:31:26.600 --> 0:31:29.840
<v Speaker 1>that out and um being like I'm gonna win and

0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:32.600
<v Speaker 1>being disqualified because you didn't read the rules, Hope Stash,

0:31:32.680 --> 0:31:35.280
<v Speaker 1>what were you excited about me saying? So a little

0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:39.240
<v Speaker 1>more basic than that, but also very thrilling, is these

0:31:39.240 --> 0:31:42.440
<v Speaker 1>things ride rails. You don't want your wheels to touch

0:31:42.480 --> 0:31:44.480
<v Speaker 1>the rails. You don't want your car to touch the rails.

0:31:45.080 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 1>So you want as true and straight in alignment as possible,

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:52.400
<v Speaker 1>so it goes straight down with as little friction as possible. Right,

0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:56.320
<v Speaker 1>that's the old thinking. Okay, well let me finish my

0:31:56.360 --> 0:31:59.959
<v Speaker 1>old thing. So that means you want the straightest axles possible.

0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:02.440
<v Speaker 1>And this is a really cool way to figure out

0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:04.880
<v Speaker 1>if you have straight axles or not. There's gonna be

0:32:04.960 --> 0:32:08.240
<v Speaker 1>several axles that come in a package in your kit,

0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:10.680
<v Speaker 1>and you want to figure out which ones are the straightest.

0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:12.760
<v Speaker 1>You can't really tell just by looking at it. That's

0:32:12.800 --> 0:32:15.160
<v Speaker 1>what you do is you get an electric drill, right,

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 1>and you if ideally, you put it in a vice

0:32:18.160 --> 0:32:21.040
<v Speaker 1>gript so it doesn't move at all. And you take

0:32:21.080 --> 0:32:23.000
<v Speaker 1>your axles and you put them in the drill like

0:32:23.040 --> 0:32:25.800
<v Speaker 1>a drill bit, and you turn the drill on and

0:32:25.840 --> 0:32:28.920
<v Speaker 1>if the axle wobbles, it's not straight. The axles that

0:32:28.960 --> 0:32:31.160
<v Speaker 1>wobble the least as they're spinning around the in the

0:32:31.280 --> 0:32:33.360
<v Speaker 1>drill are the straightest ones. And those are the two

0:32:33.400 --> 0:32:35.320
<v Speaker 1>that you want to use, or the four that you

0:32:35.360 --> 0:32:37.760
<v Speaker 1>want to use. It would be too those are the

0:32:37.800 --> 0:32:39.840
<v Speaker 1>two that you want to use. Yeah, and uh, not

0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:42.160
<v Speaker 1>only that, but once you find your two, um, you

0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:44.600
<v Speaker 1>want to polish them, like, don't just throw it in

0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:46.760
<v Speaker 1>there because it's a little burrs and nicks and things

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 1>that are going to slow your car down. So they say,

0:32:50.640 --> 0:32:52.480
<v Speaker 1>again with your parents, either put it in that drill

0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:55.160
<v Speaker 1>or a drill press is even better, and just spin

0:32:55.200 --> 0:32:58.600
<v Speaker 1>the nail and get a sandpaper and saying those things

0:32:58.600 --> 0:33:02.000
<v Speaker 1>down and keep going with that grit until you get

0:33:02.040 --> 0:33:05.280
<v Speaker 1>to like two thousand grit. And you polished that axle

0:33:05.360 --> 0:33:08.840
<v Speaker 1>to like where it's almost like a mirror. So some

0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:12.200
<v Speaker 1>parents are gonna come home and they're like seven year

0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:14.320
<v Speaker 1>old kids going to have a block of wood in

0:33:14.320 --> 0:33:19.640
<v Speaker 1>the oven on two fifty with a belt stander, and

0:33:19.680 --> 0:33:22.320
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna say, Johns and Chuck told me to no, no, no,

0:33:22.520 --> 0:33:25.440
<v Speaker 1>I always get your parents help with this stuff. Again,

0:33:25.480 --> 0:33:28.960
<v Speaker 1>that's the whole point anyway, activities together. Um so I

0:33:29.000 --> 0:33:32.000
<v Speaker 1>mentioned that was the old thinking. This blew my mind

0:33:32.280 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 1>the idea of bent axles and rail riding. So that's

0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:40.280
<v Speaker 1>the latest and greatest with the axles they recommend now,

0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:42.520
<v Speaker 1>and they make these devices, these little jigs that will

0:33:42.520 --> 0:33:46.440
<v Speaker 1>do it for you to bend where the wheel actually

0:33:46.480 --> 0:33:54.280
<v Speaker 1>connects about uh two of a bend, so it actually

0:33:54.280 --> 0:33:57.920
<v Speaker 1>reduces friction and makes alignment easier. This makes sense to me.

0:33:58.040 --> 0:34:00.760
<v Speaker 1>So what you've got then is your front tie front

0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:04.920
<v Speaker 1>tires angled inward and your back tires angled out, and

0:34:05.280 --> 0:34:07.440
<v Speaker 1>that makes what you want, like if you put it

0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:09.839
<v Speaker 1>on just a flat surface and rolled it, you want

0:34:09.880 --> 0:34:11.920
<v Speaker 1>it over the course of like ten ft to steer

0:34:11.960 --> 0:34:15.040
<v Speaker 1>about an inch to the left or right, because rail

0:34:15.120 --> 0:34:18.480
<v Speaker 1>riding is the new fastest way to raise your car.

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:21.960
<v Speaker 1>So I don't get that well it what they said

0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:23.879
<v Speaker 1>was is this is the video I watched. This how's

0:34:23.920 --> 0:34:26.839
<v Speaker 1>explained to me at least is um once you get

0:34:26.880 --> 0:34:30.040
<v Speaker 1>to the bottom and level out. No track is perfect

0:34:30.480 --> 0:34:33.319
<v Speaker 1>and even if you have your car perfectly aligned, it's

0:34:33.320 --> 0:34:36.759
<v Speaker 1>gonna start wobbling on the track and slow you down.

0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:40.400
<v Speaker 1>So the idea is if you have that one front

0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:43.000
<v Speaker 1>wheel angled in it the right way and your back

0:34:43.000 --> 0:34:47.000
<v Speaker 1>wheels angled the right way, you'll actually touch the rail

0:34:47.080 --> 0:34:49.440
<v Speaker 1>and use the rail as a guide to keep you

0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:52.840
<v Speaker 1>as straight as possible. So the friction that is lost

0:34:53.040 --> 0:34:56.279
<v Speaker 1>is overcome by how straight it is and the lack

0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:59.560
<v Speaker 1>of wobble. And they call it rail riding and that's

0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:02.880
<v Speaker 1>like the newest thing to do, which goes counter to

0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:07.000
<v Speaker 1>anything you would think. And and straight car racing, which

0:35:07.040 --> 0:35:10.680
<v Speaker 1>is like to make everything perfectly straight so it doesn't move. Uh,

0:35:10.920 --> 0:35:13.480
<v Speaker 1>sort of blew my mind. Be a little mind blowing, man,

0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm with you. Um, graphite is something that you want

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:20.560
<v Speaker 1>to add. It's a dry lubricant and um, that'll add

0:35:20.560 --> 0:35:23.759
<v Speaker 1>about seven percent to your speed. Pretty much everybody allows that.

0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:27.160
<v Speaker 1>The graphite. Yeah, and everything I saw says just to

0:35:27.200 --> 0:35:30.360
<v Speaker 1>get whatever kind of graphite. The the cheap stuff is

0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:32.160
<v Speaker 1>just as good as the Yeah, it's all a big

0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:35.280
<v Speaker 1>marketing scam apparently, because they said how to graphite graphite,

0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:39.440
<v Speaker 1>its graphite. So they'll put like, you know, super speed

0:35:39.480 --> 0:35:43.000
<v Speaker 1>graphite and charge you more. It's not like the cheap

0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:45.840
<v Speaker 1>stuff has like glue or seashells mixed in with it,

0:35:45.920 --> 0:35:50.399
<v Speaker 1>you know. So those wheels you talked about, Um, lider

0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:54.520
<v Speaker 1>weight wheels will account for about increase in speed if

0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:58.200
<v Speaker 1>it's allowed in your league. Yep. You want your wheel

0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:00.799
<v Speaker 1>base to be as far part of possible from what

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:04.680
<v Speaker 1>I understand, Yeah, totally, Like you don't want the wheels

0:36:05.080 --> 0:36:06.759
<v Speaker 1>up in the center of the car. That'd be weird

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:09.960
<v Speaker 1>looking anyway, it would be plus Apparently it also takes

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:12.360
<v Speaker 1>more energy to steer it off of the rail. But

0:36:12.440 --> 0:36:14.920
<v Speaker 1>I guess that doesn't apply anymore if you're rail racing,

0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:20.839
<v Speaker 1>rail riding, Yeah, rail writing. Uh what else? I got

0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:24.040
<v Speaker 1>nothing else? Man, you got nothing else? I got nothing else.

0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:27.239
<v Speaker 1>I only have one more little thing. Um. And this

0:36:27.320 --> 0:36:31.520
<v Speaker 1>is about the you know what, what obviously is going

0:36:31.560 --> 0:36:34.640
<v Speaker 1>to happen in any competition in the United States. Parents

0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:37.839
<v Speaker 1>are gonna get involved and they're gonna become big jerks. Um.

0:36:38.160 --> 0:36:40.080
<v Speaker 1>It was the whole basis for that movie, I think.

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:43.439
<v Speaker 1>And I went to the boy Scouts site. I guess

0:36:43.440 --> 0:36:46.160
<v Speaker 1>it was a Boy's Life magazine site. And there's a

0:36:46.160 --> 0:36:48.680
<v Speaker 1>big problem now with like who made your pine with

0:36:48.800 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 1>Derby car? And they said a big red flag is

0:36:51.080 --> 0:36:54.319
<v Speaker 1>when mom or dad comes in holding the car and

0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:57.160
<v Speaker 1>the kid isn't even holding it, and they'll always say

0:36:57.200 --> 0:36:59.480
<v Speaker 1>give it to your kid and we'll deal with him.

0:36:59.560 --> 0:37:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Um or guess you know girl scouts are doing now

0:37:01.719 --> 0:37:04.400
<v Speaker 1>or her and um, let's get to the bottom of

0:37:04.440 --> 0:37:06.880
<v Speaker 1>this and who actually built this thing? And while I

0:37:06.920 --> 0:37:09.839
<v Speaker 1>do point out that they take them into the other

0:37:09.920 --> 0:37:13.399
<v Speaker 1>room and see if they can break them, right, Yeah,

0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:15.719
<v Speaker 1>they have to detail like every single thing they did.

0:37:18.960 --> 0:37:20.920
<v Speaker 1>They to try to get around this because they do

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<v Speaker 1>acknowledge that you know, these are like seven and eight

0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>year olds and you all that you can't use a

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<v Speaker 1>band saw if you're seven or eight. Oh, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty obvious when a parent has had the lead

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<v Speaker 1>on all this. Yeah, rather than taking you know, a

0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:38.200
<v Speaker 1>supporting role. Yeah, I think you're supposed to. So that

0:37:38.320 --> 0:37:40.239
<v Speaker 1>they just had different parents chime in on what they

0:37:40.280 --> 0:37:42.320
<v Speaker 1>do and what they've done and what works in their leagues.

0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:46.480
<v Speaker 1>And um they said a lot of times that they'll, um,

0:37:46.520 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 1>the kid will design the car and then like mom

0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:51.640
<v Speaker 1>or dad will cut the wood and then the kid

0:37:51.680 --> 0:37:55.320
<v Speaker 1>will like assemble the wheels and stuff like that. Um,

0:37:55.360 --> 0:37:56.799
<v Speaker 1>so you know, the kid plays a part in it,

0:37:56.840 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 1>but the adult is doing like the dangerous stuff. Um

0:37:59.640 --> 0:38:04.200
<v Speaker 1>some uh, some some places to have dad's divisions, so

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<v Speaker 1>like the dad can just build his own car and

0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:09.280
<v Speaker 1>raise another dad. Well, yeah, there's like whole racing leagues

0:38:09.360 --> 0:38:12.880
<v Speaker 1>that are adult leagues technically not Pinewood Derby because Pinewood

0:38:12.880 --> 0:38:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Derby's like boy Scouts only, um or Scouts only. But

0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:20.880
<v Speaker 1>there's like non boy Scout affiliated adult racing leagues of

0:38:20.920 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 1>this stuff. Yeaht apparently at the Pinewood Derby though, they'll

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<v Speaker 1>also have dad racism just so you know, hey, you're

0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:30.680
<v Speaker 1>you haven't matured to the point where you can just

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<v Speaker 1>participate as a father, so you can raise your other

0:38:33.600 --> 0:38:36.360
<v Speaker 1>dads if you really need you. That's pretty great. Uh.

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:39.839
<v Speaker 1>Some people have car building days where they all get

0:38:39.840 --> 0:38:41.480
<v Speaker 1>together as a big group into it, which is kind

0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:45.240
<v Speaker 1>of fun and that ensures that it's more level playing field.

0:38:45.840 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 1>And then they this one this is my favorite one.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is this? I don't think it said where this

0:38:51.080 --> 0:38:53.799
<v Speaker 1>was this one? Boy Scout troop gives out awards and

0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:58.960
<v Speaker 1>categories like you had originality, craftsmanship, finish. I think that's common.

0:38:59.120 --> 0:39:01.520
<v Speaker 1>And then they'll give an award car most likely made

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:03.800
<v Speaker 1>by a parent, and so it's sort of a shame

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<v Speaker 1>of public shaming. Yeah, humiliation, Yeah, but I think I

0:39:07.280 --> 0:39:09.400
<v Speaker 1>would humiliate the kid too. What they what if they

0:39:09.440 --> 0:39:12.440
<v Speaker 1>gave you, like a patch to you just earned your

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:16.879
<v Speaker 1>patch in public humiliation? Right, this just got a red

0:39:16.920 --> 0:39:20.480
<v Speaker 1>face Scout on it. Yeah, I don't know. That seems

0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:23.880
<v Speaker 1>like it would totally embarrass the kids. It's like rubbing

0:39:23.920 --> 0:39:28.319
<v Speaker 1>your face and your poop. That's exactly what it's like.

0:39:29.640 --> 0:39:31.359
<v Speaker 1>What else you got? I got nothing else? I got

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing. So apparently, as far as scale goes,

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:36.880
<v Speaker 1>some of these Pinewood Derby cars get up to twenty

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<v Speaker 1>miles an hour, and if you scaled it up to

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<v Speaker 1>a normal sized car, that would be in the area

0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:45.399
<v Speaker 1>of two hundred miles an hour. Yeah. Wow, I think

0:39:45.560 --> 0:39:48.320
<v Speaker 1>so pretty neat pound for pound, they go pretty quick.

0:39:49.080 --> 0:39:51.120
<v Speaker 1>So I guess if you're interested in the pine with Derby,

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<v Speaker 1>go join the Cub Scouts or Boy Scouts or look

0:39:54.239 --> 0:39:56.759
<v Speaker 1>for a just a recreational league in your town. Right

0:39:56.920 --> 0:39:59.239
<v Speaker 1>kind of made me want to build one. Oh check,

0:39:59.280 --> 0:40:03.279
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing stopping you. Yeah, well, actually me, because after

0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:06.360
<v Speaker 1>about five minutes I was like, yeah, it's fun to

0:40:06.360 --> 0:40:08.799
<v Speaker 1>read about though. Well, if you want to read more

0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:11.560
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<v Speaker 1>the podcast page for this episode, and it will bring

0:40:19.760 --> 0:40:23.080
<v Speaker 1>up all sorts of cool links. Uh. And I said, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>search bar in there somewhere, which means it's time for

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<v Speaker 1>a listener mail. I'm gonna call this um alan Alda experience.

0:40:34.320 --> 0:40:38.200
<v Speaker 1>That's the second alan all the appearance in this episode

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:42.359
<v Speaker 1>that you can't have enough alan Alda references. You know,

0:40:42.440 --> 0:40:44.800
<v Speaker 1>the Onion went on a little tear where like alan

0:40:44.840 --> 0:40:46.719
<v Speaker 1>Alda made an appearance and every single one of their

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<v Speaker 1>slides really Yeah, Dear Charles, Joshua and Jerome, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to share a quick story about the time I met

0:40:53.440 --> 0:40:56.160
<v Speaker 1>alan Alda. I had wanted to meet him for most

0:40:56.200 --> 0:40:57.800
<v Speaker 1>of my life. Like Chuck it, it was a goal.

0:40:58.600 --> 0:41:01.080
<v Speaker 1>While other kids were watching Full How, I was watching

0:41:01.120 --> 0:41:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Mash and Dragnet, so that was like me too. I

0:41:04.239 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 1>never watch Full House, which is coming back, by the way,

0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:10.960
<v Speaker 1>did you hear that? No with the original cast? They're

0:41:11.000 --> 0:41:14.520
<v Speaker 1>remaking it? No? I think Uh, I think it's the

0:41:14.520 --> 0:41:18.560
<v Speaker 1>original cast. Yeah, it's the original cast, but it may

0:41:18.560 --> 0:41:20.920
<v Speaker 1>concentrate on the kids version of their house or something.

0:41:21.120 --> 0:41:25.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Who cares, right, I work as a

0:41:25.360 --> 0:41:30.640
<v Speaker 1>producer for a radio morning show in in Pittsburgh. My

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:33.040
<v Speaker 1>station sponsor a series of talks in which Mr Alda

0:41:33.120 --> 0:41:34.120
<v Speaker 1>was a part of and I got a chance to

0:41:34.120 --> 0:41:37.120
<v Speaker 1>meet him at a dinner and um, shake his hand

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:39.160
<v Speaker 1>and hand a copy of the book to him of

0:41:39.239 --> 0:41:41.680
<v Speaker 1>his book to sign. And when I went to do this,

0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:44.840
<v Speaker 1>a quote gentleman end quote who I can best describe

0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:47.360
<v Speaker 1>as a forty five year old child. He looks like

0:41:47.400 --> 0:41:49.759
<v Speaker 1>he comes from old money cut in front of me.

0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I know if that guy's pine would Derby car would

0:41:52.120 --> 0:41:55.080
<v Speaker 1>be like he said, he think Dudley Moore and Arthur

0:41:55.160 --> 0:41:57.520
<v Speaker 1>but without the charm. Uh. He looked like he had

0:41:57.560 --> 0:42:00.239
<v Speaker 1>a scotch in his hand. He slurred the question was

0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:04.880
<v Speaker 1>hot lips hula hand? Really hot? God? A bunch of

0:42:04.920 --> 0:42:08.200
<v Speaker 1>this guy and all the handle the situation gracefully because

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:10.920
<v Speaker 1>he's Alan Alda. And after a few more embarrassing questions,

0:42:10.920 --> 0:42:13.600
<v Speaker 1>a guy left and I got to introduce myself properly,

0:42:13.960 --> 0:42:15.399
<v Speaker 1>and a little bit later I went up to him

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:18.520
<v Speaker 1>again to get a formal picture and he remembered my name.

0:42:18.880 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I was so excited I didn't get too um. I

0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:23.399
<v Speaker 1>didn't write to brag or make you jealous, Chuck, but

0:42:23.600 --> 0:42:25.000
<v Speaker 1>I've been trying to find a reason to write you

0:42:25.040 --> 0:42:27.960
<v Speaker 1>guys for six years. The talkie gave was very compelling.

0:42:28.000 --> 0:42:30.520
<v Speaker 1>He talked about living life to the fullest, about his

0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:33.319
<v Speaker 1>near death experience on a mountaintop in Chile and how

0:42:33.320 --> 0:42:36.600
<v Speaker 1>it changed his life. Uh. And then he recommends Alan

0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:38.840
<v Speaker 1>alda memoir which I've also heard as great. So you

0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:40.560
<v Speaker 1>can just look that up. I heard it's really good,

0:42:40.560 --> 0:42:42.239
<v Speaker 1>but they're gonna read it. Yeah, this type of a

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:45.120
<v Speaker 1>few random words into the search bar and it should

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:48.319
<v Speaker 1>bring that up. I think Alan all the memoir. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's how I met him. And next on my

0:42:50.320 --> 0:42:53.920
<v Speaker 1>life goal list just to meet Josh and Chuck. So

0:42:53.960 --> 0:42:56.760
<v Speaker 1>that is from Andy Lindberg, who's a radio radio producer

0:42:56.920 --> 0:43:02.000
<v Speaker 1>like Jerry. Yeah, in Pittsburgh, p A. They run into

0:43:02.000 --> 0:43:03.919
<v Speaker 1>each other at the convention every once in a while.

0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:06.439
<v Speaker 1>How do you stay awake when you guys are doing

0:43:06.440 --> 0:43:08.520
<v Speaker 1>their stuff? I don't know. How do you stay awake? Hearty? Hard?

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